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Newfag
>>699741281
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>>699741344
Checked
I'd yiff him
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Of course you would you huge degenerate
also would though
I had the same hair and labcoat when I was in high school
And probably the same cute ears and tail too~
Delete.
Good, yes.
>>699743688
Nah I wouldn't have been able to afford those
>>699744653
Get them now and recreate the outfit.
>>699741281
>Glomp tackles you >w<
>and notices your bulge owo
what's this?
>>699744718
kill me
>>699745157
bleating
>>699745158
what's wrong
>>699745248
I just realized I probably would have worn the ears and tail when I was in highschool
I was that kind of autist.
>>699745247
NO NO NOT SAFE DELETE DELETE DELETE RED ALERT DELETE
>>699745346
your autism is replicating itself too
I hope you never have a son
>>699745405
I'm not even close to how bad I was back then
>>699745557
The 'tism is in your genes, neffers.
>>699745602
Nah it must be because I was vaccinated.
>>699745696
okay there Mr. Bond
>>699745696
It's also the xenoestrogens in the water. Buy filters.
>>699745770
what's up kaldis
>>699745696
With bullets right?
>>699744544
do it
>>699745849
yeah man, they shot me with small calibre bullets so I could build up a resistance to larger calibre ones
I basically can't be shot now, which means I can safely visit the US.
>>699745837
But I love the delicious taste of rust in my water
>>699745837
just relaxing and reading
you?
>>699746001
You're gonna grow BREAST TISSUE and shit
>>699746039
I'm getting angry at politics, like every day. And considering buying a dope-ass gladius.
>>699746144
don't knock my knockers
>>699746237
Gimme a titjob.
>>699746144
>I'm getting angry at politics, like every day
Trump losing momentum?
>>699746281
titjobs are shit
>>699746284
Naw not that, although that's a thing too. Dumber shit.
TITJOB.
>>699746144
I wanna grow breast tissue
>losing momentum against hillary who cant even climb stairs on her own
kek
>>699745364
you're only panicking because it turns you on, faggot
>>699746432
Fine give me your butthole instead.
>>699746435
Time for HRT.
>>699746439
It's rough out there.
>>699746144
R34
>>699746144
ahh i see, so nothing new really then?
>>699746602
vroom vroom
>>699746604
outside of spending all week in oregon naw
>>699746567
I heard that there was this weird ass plant that makes your breast tissue grow without messing with all the shits.
Basically only breast tissue, fewer body hair and feministic crap mood.
>>699746701
you just described estrogen
>>699746439
Mate we have like, 4 fucking One Nation senators now. In fact, IIRC we have so many cross benchers that no legislation can be passed without at least one ON senator agreeing.
Aus ain't no better.
>>699746567
Maybe later
>Dumber shit.
elaborate
>>699746765
well at least none of them are as corrupt as hillary
Theyre all just shit here
>>699746765
Niggers nogging in Milwaukee. Tim Kaine saying he wants white people to become a minority.
>>699746693
How was it!? Did you actually get to enjoy the outdoors?
I was just in Colorado though too, I got a good licking from the sun.
>>699746925
Kinda, but katia and I are both real fucking lazy so that's a bit of an impediment.
>>699746908
>Niggers nogging in Milwaukee
That is not much elaboration
>Tim Kaine
Someone important or just someone well known for being a mong
>>699746886
Well you're less likely to die for fucking with the Liberal party
>>699747141
>not wanting to die in current year
>>699747141
A dindu with a stolen gun threatening police officers got shot. BLM decided to go full riot mode and the Milwaukee niggers actively targeted whites in the area.
Tim Kaine is Hillary's VP candidate.
>>699747237
This is the country I am planning on moving to
>>699747214
Why? Life is good.
>>699746908
source on tim kaine?
>>699747015
ahh you two had a date?
thats awesome! what did you all do?
I hate this stupid fucking game for being so good.
>mmo
>good
pick one
>>699747340
Well I wouldn't recommend moving to fucking Milwaukee. Or anywhere with over 10% niggers. As much as I love Philly I'm going to move out when it's viable.
>>699747382
https://mobile.twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/765504585092005888?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet
Not a date so much, I've been staying with him. We went to a bar that had video games in it one night that was cool, he sucks at dark souls.
>>699747509
>>699747509
>>699747509
>>699747509
ff mmos good
kek <-----
kek
kek
kek
kek
>>699746757
But I want the good stuff that only makes my titties thrive.
FFXIV was actually pretty fuckin great
>>699747404
one day bazza, when I have good internet
then I can return
>>699747553
Well, if shit turns sour I can always move back to aus
>>699747680
get implants or something idk
>>699747725
I would get off that island asap, it's a sinking ship.
Well then
>>699747725
Do it my dude. And yeah I'm loving it so far
>>699747553
Lucky, that sounds pretty cool actually, I dont think there is a local arcade near I, so consoles will do for now.
Did you get to see any of the national parks?
>>699747773
How so?
>>699747823
well, it will either be 2017 or when I move to the US, which ever comes first
>>699747898
It's not really an arcade as such, mostly a fuckton of consoles and tvs. It was great honestly.
No, we just wandered around town a lot. Well, I did. He didn't always come with me.
>>699747932
Your economy is predicated on China. That's an extremely uncomfortable position to be in.
>>699747932
I'm rolling archer right now, gonna go bard once I get my pug to 15. Been focusing on the archer though so haven't had much time to work on pug.
>>699748052
did he have work or something?
I would consider that an arcade. You should have tried to make it out to one of the parks, I here they are wonderful.
>>699748052
Eh, that isn't something I am too fussed about
>>699748069
I didn't even manage to get my WM up to max level. Shitty internet made some boss battles near impossible
FUCKING TITAN
>>699748232
Yes. Such is the real world. And I suppose we could've tried to do that, but you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kXei2ZtNrU
>>699748360
It's not because "oh china evil" or anything silly like that. There's a sincere concern that as their relationship with the international community sours, there will be negative economic repercussions in the form of sanctions or trade barriers that will resonate throughout chinese satellites, which australia unfortunately is at this point.
>>699747773
They'll have to cut my beautiful body for that
>>699748548
Well yeah but they sew you back up. Dude just take some fucking estrogen if you want to go full degenerate.
>>699748363
that sucks, atleast you got to visit him.
I am sure the town was cool to see, im assuming this is in Portland?
>>699748780
No, Eugene. It's tiny and has I think more Mexican restaurants than actual Mexicans, which I appreciate.
>>699748544
I'm okay with that
Taking an economic hit to distance ourselves from China would help the country in the long scheme of things I think
It would be nice for Aus to start manufacturing it's own shit again.
>>699748906
I don't disagree with that, I'm just saying that for the average joe on the ground like yourself the fallout might be less than pleasant.
>>699748655
If I take just a bit of it it won't fuck me up permanently?
>>699749119
What exactly are you concerned about? It's a minor carcinogen so it's not GOOD for you by any extent but so is, like, diet coke.
>>699749024
I work at the casino, mate.
The sun could die, nuclear devastation across the continents, empires will rise and fall and motherfuckers will still want to get drunk and gamble. Me and like 60 other people got hired during the global financial crisis.
The only thing that would cause me problems right now is a sudden, MASSIVE drop in housing prices. Like a full housing market crash
>>699749411
The nice thing about working in a degenerate industry is you're NEVER out of demand. I want to work for a tobacco company.
>>699748887
its probably to cold for the lot.
I just got hit by a wall of tired holy shot
>I want to work for a tobacco company.
. . .
>>699749575
Not this week, it's a fucking heat wave everywhere. Better here than in Philly though.
>>699749625
I don't smoke and never intend to, I just like the idea of pushing an addicting product that kills people.
>>699741281
>struggle snuggle
What the fuck does this mean? What COULD it mean other than rape?
>>699749688
that's kinda messed up
>>699749508
Yeah basically
Of all the things I hate about this job, lack of job security is 100% not one of them.
I've had 42 sick days between August 2015 and 2016. No problems at all.
Second post
>>699749688
cigs dont kill people
the shredded lungs do
>>699749772
Fuck i kekd hard
>>699749746
Scales, you've known me for almost 5 years. What in that span of time has given you the impression that I'm good people?
>>699749748
Well, except for the fact that you're dying, that might be a minor problem.
>>699749772
Let's put you in marketing.
>>699749759
I just took a shit so I feel like some anal
>>699749170
Is it reversible?
>>699749633
what is hot for Oregon?
>>699749957
Yes. Basically everything estrogen does is reversible with testosterone because the latter is actually a much more potent drug.
>>699750025
It's been in the 90s at noon every day.
>>699749904
Very nice
>>699749888
yeah you're kind of a terrible person overall
>>699749888
>tfw you will die before you can have a threesome with SF and Katia
>>699750154
I feel like I should screencap this.
>>699750140
It's just how it is, there's no helping it.
>>699750154
tfw scales isn't involved in the orgy
>>699750216
how about being less bad
also plans changed and no cuntboy today
>>699750216
It is nothing special
You would be the middle of the Eiffel Tower.
>>699750368
It's not an orgy til there's like at least 5 people I think
You can have my place when I die
>>699750368
Can't be done, I thought my way out of morality.
That sucks but if it helps you're totally invited to any and all orgies I'm involved in.
>>699750386
I'll try to moan in french.
>>699750074
thats not bad, it cannot be that humid
>>699750563
YEAH 83% HUMIDITY IS ~JUST FINE~
Shark master race! Heil godenhai
>>699750709
I don't believe your kike lies.
Seriously though what infernal hellhole do you live in
>>699750074
So basically I just take estrogen and get hammered as fuck because alcohol degrades testosteron?
>>699750524
comme c'est mignon
>>699750765
Are you home yet?
>>699750765
missouri
the best state
>>699750788
The effects of things like alcohol, soy etc are fairly negligible if you're actually taking estrogen or androgen blockers.
>>699750802
A-am I really cute nef senpai
>>699750824
Not until mañana.
>>699750854
Ew, I'm sorry.
>>699750785
Make me
>>699750961
Acceptably so.
>>699750854
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>699751078
this is the best compliment of my life
also katia says you're a fag
>>699751127
Oh no, the Queen of Faggot Mountain has called me a fag.
Whatever will I do
>>699751328
well that'd make him an expert wouldn't it
>>699751388
Nah
He never earned it. He got the title through nepotism or something.
>>699750961
??
>>699751525
actually I always thought that was kinda my claim to fame. Did I give it to him?
>>699751078
name one state that is better
>>699750961
i like it, good people, good economy, and good sports.
>>699751603
I get on the plane tonight, at 9:30 EST
I refuse to use bullshit western hours even when I'm here.
>>699751637
Too hot. Also your state is BARELY blacker than PA.
>>699751637
gaseous, liquid and solid
>>699751613
You're the King I guess
>>699751762
have a good trip, dont get alloha snackbar'd
>>699751920
Yes, I like this. It acknowledges my relative manliness despite being at this point an eternal bottom.
>>699751979
dude on the way here I helped this tiny Muslim girl get her carry on in an overhead compartment
and I was just thinking "goddamn if there's a bomb in there I'm gonna be PISSED"
>helping people
you would have deserved it
I'm way too polite IRL. I should stop that.
