Would you?
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Would you?
Yes.
Yup.
I'm a poorfag who wants to kill myself anyway. Fuck yeah I would
>>699733482
Of course
>>699733482
in hopes in getting red sure
>>699733482
Is this even a question for /b/?
>>699733482
YES
It's a win-win.
>>699733633
Check'd
>>699733482
Yep.
>>699733766
Yes and
>check'd
>>699733482
yez
>>699733482
12,5 % chance to get killed. walking across a road is more dangerous
so YES i would
>>699733482
The odds are pretty good.
Inclined to say yes, but might change my mind if it was an actual choice to make though
>>699733482
no matter what i win...
>>699733992
pussy
>>699733482
Yes. Yes i fucking would. Win-win
>>699733482
>1/7 you'll survive and change your life
Only a retard wouldn't.
>>699733482
>implying there is something to lose
>>699733482
Fuck yeah and you know what? If I landed on the 500k or mil, I'd spin that fucker again.
>>699734308
this.
>>699733482
Throw a few more red spaces on that wheel and then I'd think about it.
>>699734213
Are you being retarded on purpose
>>699734315
nigger don't be dumb
why would't you?
>>699734027
Same
i'd just turn it clockwise very slightly ez 50-100mil without any risk
How about now?
hmmmm no
I don't believe in an afterlife.
There's stuff I still wana do.
Ask me in 20 years.
>>699734483
fine i will
>>699734749
turn it slightly counter clockwise
>>699734749
Now you're talkin.
>>699734749
not
not even the 5m is close to worth it
>>699734779
Oh fuck me
Well... The only thing specified about it is that red would kill you. They could just be marked with money but not actually give you any money if you land on them.
>>699734857
fuck you indeed
>>699734860
why are you this autistic
>>699734860
>>699735109
welcome to 4 chan
>>699733482
1-7 win 8 is dead 9 and 0 is a reroll. lets go
>>699734860
are you literally autistic?
>>699733482
Absolutely
>>699735354
rollerino
>>699735539
reroll
>>699735354
let's see what would have happened yea
>>699735354
Rolling.
Fuck yeah I would. It doesn't say what you get shot in the head with. For all I know they could just shoot you in the head with a rubberband. And even if it is with a gun you couls survive.
>>699735650
Rerolling.
>>699735679
Fookin hell m8. Reroll.
>>699735354
rolling in the deep
Why the fuck wouldn't you
The only two viable options in life is being rich or being dead, it's a win win situation
>>699735354
rollin
>>699735839
reroll
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Shot+in+head&c2=500k&c3=1m&c4=5m&c5=50m&c6=100m&c7=1b&c8=10b&t=you%27re+all+faggots&time=5
Here you can try it faggots
>>699735354
This cunt has the right idea...
>>699735354
8 it is
>>699733482
Only 1 in 8 of winning thats kinda disappointing
>>699735354
Ralling
7/8 chance of earning money
1/8 chance of dying
Hell isn't there a pretty high chance you trip, fall and die in your own home every day?
>>699735354
Cmon baby show me the money
>>699735944
fuck yeah i won
>>699734027
this is why I come here still.
I'm guessing most people here would do it if the money/death tiles were reversed brah
Well they didn't say what kind of shot
>>699735666
Checking retarded devil trips
>>699735878
RIP, you won.
>>699736351
cumshot kek
.
Roll
>>699733482
No because i have terrible luck, 7 i get shot in the head rollll
>>699733482
this is like those no lose lotteries...
>>699735354
here we go bois
>>699737089
reroll
>>699735354
asd
>>699733482
I sure do hope I get the red one
I'd try to land on red
>>699735354
Rolling for that cash.
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Dead&c2=%24500k&c3=%241m&c4=%245m&c5=%2450m&c6=%24100m&c7=%241b&c8=%2410b&t=Wheel+of+%2Fb%2F&time=5
There you go
>>699735354
rolll
>>699734308
i'd keep spinning until something stopped me
>>699733482
87.5% chance of at least 500K, YES!
>>699735354
rollerino
>>699735354
rollo
>>699733482
I never hit the jackpot so whatever
>>699735354
roll
>>699735944
>10b on first try
thanks mr skeltal
>>699735354
nobody died yet
>>699733482
Of course
>>699737599
check'd and kek'd
>>699735354
asdddd
God damn this may be the edgiest thread I've ever seen.
> hurr dur I want to kill myself anyways, I'm not long for this world.
>implying you wouldn't cry like a bitch and piss yourselves if you got red.
Bunch of American Beauty, Wes Bentley, plastic bag filming faggots.
>>699735354
Roll
>jokes on you, if I roll 8 I "win"
hell yeah
>>699733482
fuck yes
>>699735354
>>699735354
Big Money, Big Money! Let's Go!
>>699735354
rollo
>>699735354
roll
>>699735354
Roll
>>699738118
oh fuck
>>699738118
You ded
sure why not
>>699738130
rerawl
>>699735355
No only figuratively.
>>699733482
I really don't need that money
>>699735354
rollin
>>699735354
rollings
>>699733482
yee
>>699735354
rollio
>>699735354
riperolerinO
>>699735354
roll
>>699733482
Yes, all of the colors would instantly fix my life
>>699733830
this pretty much
>>699735354
Spin to win!
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>699738638
DIE BITCH!
>>699733482
>average value 1.39 billion
>is getting killed worth 1.39 billion dollars
I would recommend spinning
>>699735354
Rell
>>699734749
>3x death
>1/10th the money
nah
>>699733482
You could take three zeroes off everything and I still would. IF it's not rigged.
>>699736518
cum shot at 1000 m/s head shot bam
Quantum immortality says I always win.
>>699735354
Let's go
>>699735354
bruh
>>699739571
>1/8th chance of death
>1/8th chance of 5 dollars
kek
>>699739759
Reroll
>>699733482
For odds like that. Sure.
>>699735944
500k on first spin. Spun until I got it just for funsies and it took 11 spins to land on shot in head.
Take the m, k, and bs off and i'd still spin that wheel.
>>699733482
I have nothing to lose
>>699735354
go go
>>699735944
Holy shit, exactly between death and $10b, I thought I was dead for sure but got the cash
Honestly, it's a win-win. Chance of money is 7/8, 1/8 chance to die, and I already want to kms
>>699733482
Win - win situation
>>699733739
/thread
>>699734749
You're bad at ps.
>>699733989
>walking across a road is more dangerous
where do you go walking - Indianapolis Motor Speedway?
>>699733482
nah
my life is worth more to me than that
>>699735944
nice.
>>699735354
i roll
>>699735354
;_;
goodbye /b/
>>699733482
Yup, it's a win/win scenario.
>>699735354
Rolll
>>699735354
rolleee
>>699735354
wewqe
>>699735354
rolleen
>>699735354
gooog
>>699735354
Roll
>>699739804
Yes, and?
>>699735354
asd
>>699741977
Oh shit 20b
>>699733482
either my life improves, or it ends. An OK risk.
>>699735354
rollllingngnggg
>>699733482
0-2 headshot, 3 yellow ect
rolling
Go
There is nothing bad that could happen so yes
>>699733482
You guys should actually try your luck to see what happens:
0 - Red
1 - 500k
2 - 1m
3 - 5m
4 - 50m
5 - 100m
6 - 1b
7 - 10b
8 - Do Over
9 - Do Over
>>699742425
roll
>>699735354
check em
>>699735354
The lack of deaths proves why this it's better to roll
>>699742739
Another spin!
>>699733482
Yes. It doesn't say how hard I have to spin it. I'll give it an incredibly light tap and take my easy 50 million thanks.
>>699733482
absolutely, there's nothing to lose
>>699733482
Either I get money to help compensate for my crippling depression, or I die. No matter what, I can't lose.
>>699735354
rollio
>>699733482
I would do it even if the red took up 7 slots and the 1 remaining slot was 500k.
>>699735354
roll
>>699735354
rolling
>>699743190
reroll
>>699733581
yep
>>699735354
In a heartbeat id spin. Valhalla take me!
>>699735354
Rolling
>>699742425
roll
>>699733482
>1/8 chance of death
>5/8 chance of being set up for life
who the fuck wouldn't
Probably, although what makes he hesitate is the 500k and 1m slots. That's good money, but it's not exactly "fuck you" money.
I'm starting as a first-year associate in a large law firm in a few weeks. My starting salary is $160k/year, plus bonus. After a few years, I'll be making above $200k/year. If after 7 years I make partner, I'll be making about $800k/year. Thus, my very real earning potential means that 500k-1million isn't really worth risking my life. I would need to be able to retire if I am putting my life on the line.
only if i could guarantee it would land on red
>>699733482
YES YES YES
>>699735354
Don't let me down
>>699743717
10b, suck it!
>>699743760
Down
>>699735354
rollnigga
>>699735354
rerollnigga
>>699735354
123
>>699735354
Rawlin
>>699735354
rollllll
>>699733482
No.
sure
>>699740602
He goes walking in the bombed out streets of Iran.
>>699735354
Roll...
>>699733482
Roll
Yep, but I'm on suicide watch so death is kinda welcome...
>>699744198
Probably the best result anyway.
See ya on the other side.
>>699735354
yayyyyyy
>>699735354
Sure
>>699744396
See you
>>699733482
Yeah
>>699733482
That depends, is it rigged?
oh who am I kidding, even if it was rigged I'd roll it.
>>699733482
Yes. I would spin the wheel very lightly and land on green.
>>699735354
Either way I'm on
Who wouldn't, we're all gonna die anyways.
>>699735354
Roll
>>699735354
Reggie roll
>>699745149
Re-roll
>>699733482
no bcuz i could die
>>699745210
Re-re-roll
rolan
>>699733482
Yeah I can't lose
>>699734749
Roll for it. Last 2 digits x 3.6 = degree of spin
rolling
>>699733482
yes
ROLL
>>699735944
>http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Shot+in+head&c2=500k&c3=1m&c4=5m&c5=50m&c6=100m&c7=1b&c8=10b&t=you%27re+all+faggots&time=5
Shot in the head two times in a row.
Fuck me.
>>699745329
I'm dead
>>699735354
rollin for death
>>699735944
Yay
>>699735354
rolling .a,s
>>699735354
Rollin
>>699735354
1 yellow, clockwise to 7 magenta
No never because all life is priceless
>>699746329
Whatre you gay?
>>699733612
/thread
>>699735354
roll
>>699746630
reroll
>>699734162
>>699735354
rolllllll
>>699746979
re roll
>>699733482
No. Not worth the risk. Im good bro
>>699735354
roll
>>699733482
aww hell
>>699735354
roll
>>699733482
Rerolllllllllllllllllllllll
>>699734860
>>699733482
yeah but i would cheat, i would barley spin it, like i would nudge it
>>699733482
It depends, is the one who shoots me a cute girl?
>>699735354
rollan
>>699733482
Yes. But only if I were allowed to look away from both the wheel and the gunman.
>>699735354
Rollin Nigga
>>699742425
Roll
>>699735354
Roll
>>699748367
Suck my dick faggots
>>699733482
yes
>>699733482
Rolling for red. I am so, so tired of this world.
>>699737912
>>implying you wouldn't cry like a bitch and piss yourselves if you got red.
Are you fucking stupid? Most people in this generation do want to kill themselves. Were you born upper middle class or something, you sheltered little twat?
>>699734749
YES
it's a 3/8 chance that I'll die, why wouldn't I?
I'll have a gun up to my head so if I hit red then I'll just shoot myself
>>699735354
rollion
>>699735944
1b first try.
>>699735354
Rolling for dead
>>699733482
Yes. 12.5% chance of death vs. an average of 1.593bn dollar. Do you know the risks of beign killed as a construction worker? 12.2 per 100k workers. Do you know what they earn in a lifetime? About 1.5 million.
Let's do the maths.
If a construction worker would earn the same money than is expected to win from spinning the wheel, while proportionally raising his chances of death at the workplace, he'd have a chance to die of 12.2%.
In other words spinning this wheel has about the same profit to death ratio as working for the same money in construction.
>>699733482
14% chance of debilitating injury or death. 86% chance of never having to work again, depending on how I invest. Yes.
>>699735354
roll
>>699735354
rip
>>699733482
id roll twice faggot
>>699749201
Anon please sir source of this
>>699733482
I win either way so yeah
>>699735354
Rock and roll
Gimmie that red fam I feel to guilty to kill myself
>>699749590
got my wish reroll
>>699735354
end my suffering senpai
>>699735354
rolo
>>699749173
Sure. And if there's a 99,99% chance of death and 0,01% chance of winning a quadrillion dollars, you would also do it?
>>699745329
Welp
>>699746555
checked
>>699733482
+ev roll for sure. No matter the result the crippling torment that is lower class life will be at an end.
Roll 4 fun
>>699735354
What'd ya say, Boris?
Time to spin the chamber?
...
Let's roll, Mother Fucker!
>>699735354
Rollan
>>699735354
Cumon big money
>>699735354
rollie pollie
>>699749201
Dammit, I'm retarded. It's closer to 12% likelihood of death. That's even better odds.
>>699749828
That's a different story. I'd se the threshold for me to be about 20% and the expected outcome to still be high enough that I couldn't reach it on my own. No need to get cocky, just because I did the maths.
>>699735354
rolling for that sweet 8
>>699750098
Welp, I'm dead. GG life
>>699735354
rolling i think i will win guys
>>699752335
100m, donate 1m to steam begging poorfags and then 1m to get m00t back to /b/ and 1m to kick summerfags besides me ive been here for 3 years so fuck you
>>699733482
Without hesitation.
No matter what it lands on I'm a winner.
>>699733482
ofc
Roll
Rolling
Oh cmon fucking double reroll. Last try
>>699735354
rollin for 9
Death get.
>>699735354
Let's do this sheit
>>699733482
Absolutely
>>699735354
HENRY ROLLINS
can they all be red please
>>699735354
Rolliño
>>699735354
rellod
>>699733482
>699734857
roll for 7 trips
>>699733482
its a 1 in 8 chance of dying and a 7/8 chance of awesome.
yes im rolling. lets say1 is death and 2-8 is the equiv. 9 and 0 are rerolls.
lets see bois.
