Old 4chan Thread
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Old 4chan Thread
>>699723933
NYPA, dumbass.
>>699723933
who remembers these gifs
>>699723933
>Caturday
It still happens... sometimes...
If you filter all the Facebook tier underage shit.
>>699724135
kill yourself
>>699723933
In the last 3 days I saw 2 threads with good content
It's getting better
>>699724199
Every epileptic on /b/ was break dancing
>>699724135
Kids these days...
>>699723933
Can we have some gondolas?
>>699724265
>>699724558
samefag
>>699723933
Only autists remember old 4chan, everyone else fled because of cancer.
>New fags trying act the "le good old days" but not realizing /b/ has been the same since the day the fucker was spawned in existence
>>699723933
last page of the oldest /b/ archive
http://4archive.org/board/b/5788
Op here, old 4chan memes here please
>>699725062
Kill yourself
>>699723933
who needs "old 4chan" (kek) when present 4chan has tranny tuesdays
>>699724921
2014 isn't old /b/ you fucking newfag
>>699724709
Nope thats not true. These days its just porn and traps. /b/ was always shit, but it was different kind of shit. Better kind of shit. There was no moral fags, there was more oc and less porn.
source: lurked since -05
>>699724511
>>699724135
Gtfo faggot no one loves you stop spamming b with your faggotry go to /lgbt/ u faggot
>>699724921
wtf this is not old. 2005 is old.
>>699725715
Did you really screencap that yourself and then stay on this site for over a decade so you can post it in nostalgia threads?
i remember when this was big. not an oldfag but lurkin since 07ish era.
>>699725906
Times fly in the basement
Cracky-Chan
>>699726036
ahaha Cum bottles too
>>699726108
Time flies
>>699725750
i can see faces in that
>>699726354
Oh shit we goin' Rollercoaster Tycoon up in this bitch.
>>699726354
>the ride never ends
someone post video
>>699726318
I remember for this
bump
>>699726604
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!!!
None of you fuckers would call a public access religious hotline and say Nigger nigger nigger nigger on it. Protip: ur all pussies
>>699726831
Sure I would, just perhaps not with my phone.
someone say wild ride?
>>699726831
That's the old /b/ I miss. But the problem is there's been a shift in the way the country acts. People are less shockable, yet more easily offended. Goatee? Seen it. Boring. Call me the wrong gender? How dare You! Case in point this also exemp,if it's a shift in this country leftward. It's their turn to be ounrated, not thee religious right, and it's hard to to so without looking like a hateful retarded bigot, or be a retarded hateful bigot in the case of /pol/. I guess 4chan could be said to have defeated itself. We crossed the final frontier in2007 with science to log. Nothing really left to shock people.
Though Jimmy rustle police incident a couple of years ago was pretty close. Fuck that was a fun time
>>699726946
https://youtu.be/e66xq3eBLm0
i remember when playing minecraft was considered ok in /b/
been here since i was 18. im 29 today haha
>>699727520
I remember when playing those honeycomb cereal rpg games was considered ok.
>hey guys i just googled 4chan history and now i'm going to make this post about cats becase das wat the oldfags do!!!!! guys im old right???
>>699724199
This makes my tastebuds feel sweet/sour for some reason
I totally regret deleting my old /b/ folder. Every time I leave this site I somehow end up back in this shit hole
>>699727381
I remember when people like you would drink the bleach and we all cheer you on for doin it
>>699726036
What the fuck????
>>699724199
good times, back then
>>699727574
Happy birthday bitch.
>>699727574
im 28 and i only come here last year but i am a veteran of the internet itself so i pretty much knew all about 4chan and /b/ without ever having visited
i am a newfag but i hate other newfags because im more like an oldfag
>>699726590
>>699727849
Niggers tongue my anus
Saved Feb 1st 2010...
>>699727923
No you aren't. You came here last year, you are advanced cancer
>>699727713
Everytime I go to delete mine I have second thoughts. I'm a faggot who hordes pictures.
Also what happened in the end? i had to sleep
>>699728038
What the hell. 5.5k images...you sir have a problem
>>699728038
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>>699728013
bullshit. i never post anything cancerous and i was aware of pretty much every meme and major event that occurred here before i even started posting.
there are people who have been posting here for 5 or more years who are more cancerous to this place than me.
>>699728466
Amusing.
Drunk and randomly curious as to the state of 4chan. Haven't been here in years.
Visit and see this thread.
The reply thing is weird. It seems confident in thinking I'm not a robot apparently. I'm not sure myself but will trust in the 4chan reply thingy judgement.
Now I will go somewhere else on the Internet. See you in another few years, /b/. Take care. Be well.
>>699728466
If you know anything about this place. Ur status isn't about what you posted but when you did. Age of newfags has been done for a while, now any newcomers are cancer. Oldfags are literally just that. Those who were regular users when this started
>>699728466
You weren't here, therefore you are not old get the fuck out of here. I came here in 2011 and i'm still a cancerous newfaggot.
>>699726318
Hahaha omg dude good times. I still had dial-up connection then and kept getting disconnected.
>>699725715
>4chan
>2003
>windows 95
>not using XP or redhat in 03
pleb
>>699725715
IE my negger
I used to be a faggot. But then they changed what a faggot was. Now what a faggot is seems weird and scary to me.
>>699726318
>be me
>youngfag playing habbo trying to get gf by the pool
>see these afroniggers blocking the door
>cant get to the pool
>come back 4 hours later
>these faggots are still standing there
>fast forward 6 years
>come to find out it was /b/ behind that bullshit
>>699724709
And then there's always a prick like this saying it was never good.
Oh is that what you learned from /r/4chan, you dipshit?
>>699728706
This one gets it
>>699728466
You'll never be a newfag or an oldfag, now know your role and enjoy it, just like the pissed off newfags enjoyed their role when cancer appeared
I still type in noko when starting my own thread out of fear of being directed to the main page and losing it.
>>699726354
> I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA
tfw new rick roll never caught on
>>699726604
Cock mongler
>>699728982
Same. Fuck that was annoying for so long.
>>699728619
Who the fuck are you talking to?
>>699729213
>>699727574
Happy birthday! Nice, been here since I was 13 myself. Turning 26 this year.
>>699727849
Back when the mods weren't a fucking bunch of reddit or tumblr cunts, or Chinese sweatshop workers...
>>699727733
Yeah those were funny times
Ive been here since i was 9, I am turning 42 this year
https://youtu.be/XP5lz2CYNR4
>>699729359
>13
Oh fuck edgy teen
>>699729445
Nice! Been here since I was 12. Turning 12 and a half this year.
>>699727927
That's not very old.
>>699728508
Get in the car!
>>699729686
Nice, been here since I was 5. The strange men who I went into the van with to get candy say I'm a supple 8 year old now
>>699728038
you have a mega account?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7TUr047h7o
Never gets old
the glory days never die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZtwndM5Q3g
>>699729907
I do but my shitty apartment bandwidth will take days to upload that.
>>699729967
Oh hey! You must be 12 too. Mom says to not share any of the chocolate milk with the niggers. I'll show her!
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>699725813
Goatse! been a while old friend
>>699729999
nice quads tho
>>699728267
Fuck off David
>>699729987
how come we dont get stuff like this anymore?
>>699726354
>year 3
>>699723933
It's scary how this muc changed. Remember when using exclamation marks was considered normal? Remember when we used to reply "epic!" unironically to something we found cool? Remember when all "desu desu desu" shit wasn't an overdone meme and was considered funny? Remember the long cat threads? Remember how that one anon got his dick stuck in a bottle in the middle of his own thread(someone post the screencap btw)? Remember all the fucking Nyan cat gifs? Remember when Moot could reply to you?
And my favorite, one of the most forgotten thing
Remember Chocolate Rain? How that nigga legit came to /b/ one time?
I miss the old times. It's was cringy, but we didn't realise it, so everyone was happy
Exept OP, he was always a fucking faggot
Hello, this is Dan
>>699728267
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>>699728038
care to share anon?
Hah. Remember when moot took out the possibility of getting dubs and trips or whatever, what a shit storm.
>>699728165
Nothing
Megapudi, epic beard man, jabroni, insta ban phrase, the pool is closed, countless x raids, knock over the post card rack on world cams. There's always been a shit load of porn. Been here since 2006.
If dubs I teach newfags how to tri-force.
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>>699725715
God I miss shitty hand-drawn hentai threads, i used to have a folder full of that shit on my old pc
Anyone has them saved?
>>699729672
Lol /b/ was my deep dark secret. I was more of a lurker though.
>>699723933
Where is m00t? This is heresy! ;3
>>699723933
I miss M00t, fuck newfags and summerfags
>>699729798
jesus christ, it's an oldfag
>>699730353
I wish I wouldn't be a newfag and'd have seen /b/ in it's bigger days. But well, at least I can shitpost now.
>>699730528
guess 2014
was on totse like 06ish maaybe 05
>>699730641
>>699730652
I'm right here.
>>699728848
What?
>Raids arent allowed anymore
>faggots actually go around yelling nypa
Ironically enough some redditor is spamming it in every thread.
newfags cant triforce.
>>699730430
K, here's some dumps desu~
Image dump
Great/arty desu
http://imgur.com/a/e9wnd
Meme type desu
http://imgur.com/a/I4JQB
Reaction type desu
http://imgur.com/a/F4MVe
Taunt type desu
http://imgur.com/a/AAo4R
Fuzzy desu, because.. That's why.
http://imgur.com/a/rAeMP
Lazy Town
http://imgur.com/a/F1DKh
Pixel gifs
http://imgur.com/a/YwRwf
/d/orses
http://imgur.com/a/hitw4
More /d/orses
http://imgur.com/a/nszKw
I've go no idea where to upload ascii, but I spam ylyl often, so jjust save as unicode when I do desu~
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>>699730815
>raids aren't allowed anymore
Wat
We raided Tumbrl like a year ago
Also what the fuck is nypa, I've seen it a lot today
>>699730691
> >:3
>>699730545
Mine too. Until a couple of my classmates in early high school started showing cring-worthy Dolan memes to everyone, including printing it to every room. I haven't really been in touch with those guys but one of them went full Redditor. I called him a faggot and he got offended. Last time I spoke with them
>>699730815
Should of came last night when jasmine visited
>>699724709
It was always shit but
>>699730948
>this pic
Oh my god, I remember masturbating to it
>>699730997
I can only assume it means not your personal army
Miss you /b/ros
Ps. Pools closed you candy ass jigaboos
>>699730948
Needs more desu
>>699730997
>Not your personal army.
Typically posted by people that are too lazy or too cowardly to participate in a raid.
Let's see how man of you fags were actually here for the old days.
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>>699731246
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One can just copy paste it from your post, faggot.
>>699731168
Remember that one fag who always stood in the corner and spammed "desu"
Also I wanna be in the middle of the swastika
>>699731213
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>>699731111
check em
>>699730997
Not your personal army. Kids too lazy to type it out, took me a sec to figure it out as well
What ever happened to the "Heroes of 4chan" shit that was going on? It was just r/4chan fags trying to act like oldfags, wasn't it?
>>699730997
I got banned for "posting in a raid thread". Don't know what that was, didn't intentionally post in "a raid thread".
NYPA is "not your personal army". Which SHOULD be used to tell kids to fuck off when they make a thread and say "PLS GO TO THIS CHAD'S FACEBOOK AND SPAM DICK PICS BECAUSE HE DICKED MY QT CRUSH WHO DOESNT ACKNOWLEDGE ME RRREEEE"
However, any thing remotely asking /b/ to dick around (like a private chatroom or something that had the password leaked, habbo, whatever) gets met with "LE NYPA IM GON A SAY NYPA BECAUSE IM TRYING SUPER HARD TO FIT IN GUISE!!!"
true queen of /b/
>>699725750
Am I blind now?
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I did it
>>699731347
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
One of my all time favourite threads
>>699729999
>>699731111
thats nice
>>699731522
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>>699731111
>post it after about 8 years
>get quads
Jesus Christ
i was around when rule 34 still had its true meaning and didnt just mean cartoon porn
>>699730353
>>699731499
Who /put the video on repeat and fap to the voice/ here?
Also nice dubs
>>699731246
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>>699731644
fucking newfags
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>>699731672
Caption. Images.
>>699731670
Eh, i still fapped to it
>>699731685
After all these years, I can still hear it...
>>699731606
:O
was not expecting that anon
>>699730652
Since when did this whole "if you don't post...someone will die" trend start? Only thing it proves is that you are a complete fucking moron
>>699731791
>sign captcha
>one sign says "the summer place"
Irony? I think not
>>699731879
Bout 3 weeks ago
dsfargeg
:l
>>699731857
This pisses me off the most, we can't even handle a nude 17 y-o nowadays. How did we not get raided by FBI back then? I remember some threads with legit cp
THIS IS NOW A DESU THREAD
>>699731499
Seig heil
lol u take him to da bar
>>699723933
Thanks for reminding me how shitty this place has always been. BTW it's Moot. Hiroyuki reset my mod PW but no fucks were given. Take care 9;_;)
>>699731879
It's to ironically shit-post like they do on Facebook.
No one actually believes it, dick-cheese.
>>699731894
That reminds me. who has the pic of the girl standing on the radiator, with 4chan pasta tattooed on her side. it was like the one from that pic.
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>>699726354
The bone zone!
>>699731972
Only 3 Weeks? It feels like it's been around for ages.
>>699732014
That's not that old
>>699731670
I never understood this. Fucking weebs will fap to anything animated now
>>699732113
>>699731537
>>699732120
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
the old lickeroo
>>699732279
It has, but it came back bout 3 weeks ago.
>>699725750
The more I watch, the more angry it gets...
>>699732192
>>699731775
>>699732298
People started spamming it back in 2005, bruh.
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>>699730905
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>>699731894
ah yes, back when /b/ was a fucking image board
you know... with images
>>699730652
"hur dur it smells of summer"
>>699731972
Got I miss party van... pre 07 before we lost a wheel. You know what I mean.
>>699732642
>>699732690
/b/ is just a bunch of faggots asking for sauce on porn and cucks posting pictures of their girlfriend asking what other cucks would do to her
>>699723933
Still makes me kek
>>699723933
>>699730785
>I'm right here.
Who the fuck cares?
>>699732298
check your calender that fucking cat is pretty fucking old and i swear if i see it one more time
>>699732675
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>>699732690
Blame mobiles for that and underaged faggotry.
DISABLE MOBILE ACCESS NOW DESU~
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>>699732903
>not having an image folder on your phone
Plebs
>>699732801
I preferred the 10,000 niggers outside version.
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>>699733014
>browses on his phone
Lets go blow up a van with our dial up modems!!!
>>699731894
That's /v/ you fucking newfag.
>>699733126
>not experiencing comfy threads in the comfiness of your own bed
>>699733157
>far left
>>699732037
people didnt know how 2 internet in 2005
>>699733228
>Old 4chan
>4chan
>4
>chan
>>699733276
Still a newfag plebeian desu~
>>699733264
>>699732952
>>699730169
Roody poo
>>699733437
Been here since 2009, started using my phone in late 2014
No one posts the true queen of /b/?!
The sky queen?!
An outrage!
>>699733747
>>699733676
>09
Beyond redemption desu~
You'll burn in your cancerious ways for all eternity desu~
>>699731224
Or people who have enough sense to not the weekly 14 year old with some non profitable fucking faggot feelings attack on some other overly privileged 12 year old or more than likely some chick that shit him down.
See your a new fag, the weakling fags, the fags who really are fags.
That's why there's no help no more. Cause of faggots like you " needing" a personal army. Fag.
shoe on head
>>699733747
Gold
>>699733899
Does this mean i'm old
>>699734018
The rage is real, my friend.
>>699733905
Crack chan or something
>>699727865
chuckled
>>699731894
TOP FUCKING KEK!
im dying
thanks
>>699733923
>>699734182
Cracky chan.
Yeah.
She was nuts. Which we loved. Here she is blindfolded and covered in period blood.
>>699734085
omg i love your dogger
>>699734391
>>699734207
>>699734085
Nice pup
>>699734427
The only real queen of /b/
>>699734453
u put dogger but you also put OMG so im gonna let it slide
>>699733905
>>699734182
>>699734427
>her
>her
>her
>>699734453
>>699734523
Thanks he keeps me from feeling too lonely.
>>699734531
>>699734041
Newfags won't understand this at all.
>>699732037
because /b/ was not full of moralfags back then. Chans went by live and let die. Not cry for mommy until it is ok.
>>699733905
dem teef tho...
>>699734531
>noone will know who this is cept oldoldfags
>>699734557
Lol. Great gif
>>699734228
>>699726354
> I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE
>>699733157
>implying this isn't where Bill gets most of his material and opinions on politics and culture
>>699723933
Kinda regret not visiting this site often when i was young...well i did visit it once dunno what year it was when newgrounds was still big but and youtube was too toxic with less drama but after i saw the contents i thought it was too spooky to lurk and got scared and never came back.
heeeey, whats going on in this thread?
>>699732037
We got raided constantly. But there weren't compliance laws back then if your server was hosted overseas.then nsa and FBI got a little bit longer and arrested a shit ton of pedos on here and from mega accounts and vola
>>699735177
>>699734427
My sweet sweet queen
>>699723933
Kinda regret not visiting this site often when i was young...well i did visit it once dunno what year it was when newgrounds was still big but and youtube was too toxic with less drama but after i saw the contents i thought it was too spooky for me to lurk and got scared and never came back.
>>699730652
best post in this thread
Back when the word anon meant more than angsty whiney bitch.... Back when m00t was on our side... Sorta.
>>699731685
Choklit reign
>>699731894
>all those tripfaggots looking for attention
>with the "I GITSTA MAKE A POAST, GOTTA JOIN IN FOR E-FAME!!!"' attitude
Thank god /v/ isn't as bad with that these days. Trip fags get called a faggot and are generally ignored - as should be.
>>699735476
> i turn away from the microphone to breathe in
>>699735234
>>699735595
>>699729967
omg wtf dude, dont post that kind of shit
Most of this stuff isn't old.
Also duckroll.
>>699730652
classic meme
>>699735251
Lol I made my friend go to /b/ in 2005 promising her she'd see funny stuff. We were in computer class when she went on and the first thing she saw was a bunch of cocks. The teacher wasn't far behind. She gasped so hard and alt f4ed the fuck out. Dunno if that was what caused "xer" to turn into a lesbian SJW tumblerette.
Guess and i dump
HERES COME DAT BOI
>>699725798
He means the banner, wich has pissa
>>699724921
Hey, nice banner
>>699727055
my god that is truly beautiful
There's literally tons of newfag cancer here.
>>699723933
Where were u old fags when anonymous was more active?. These anons here were watching child porn while the real people got sick of these fags and moved on to better places. Realfags no longer a part of 4chan it seems.
>>699735939
fuck off
>>699729665
>AND GAMING!!
kek
>>699729359
People really lie this obviously lmao
>>699736185
You being one of them :^)
>>699732037
So wait you WANT underage chicks undressed? Motherfucker since when is 4chan your personal pedo-material place?
Lol and your getting mad that you can't fap to it no more, you fucking sick fuck. If there's anyone who needs to be raided it's motherfuckers like you. Who try to make it seem like this shot is normal and cool. Yeah your not a new fag or a old Fag. You are a Sick fag. Fucking worthless piece of shit, trying to find kids to fap to. Be a hero dude, you are worthless.
>>699736205
>more active
CoS was the breaking point. After that it was hip to be on 4chan lol
>>699735939
>>699736277
How fucking new are you jesus christ
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Frozen peas are an ideal replacement for ice in a cool drink when ice cubes are not available. They are just as good, and can be washed afterwards and refrozen.
Rather than carry bulky shopping bags around with me or pay for expensive carrier bags, I always eat my groceries at the checkout. Not only does this save pounds on carriers, but it has also substantially reduced my gas bill.
If you foul the air in someone else's bathroom, disguise the smell by lighting a match and setting fire to the hand towel.
No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.
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Fellas. Avoid pissing on the lavatory floor during the night after an evening of heavy drinking by nailing a paid of slippers to the floor directly in front of the toilet.
Later, when you roll out of bed and stagger into the bathroom, simply slide your feet into the slippers and voila! You're in the perfect position for a piss.
Housewives. When making hubby's sandwiches for work, always fill the last one with toothpaste. Make sure he eats this one last, for healthier teeth and gums.
When speaking on the phone to someone in America, always start talking a couple of seconds before they finish their sentence. This avoids pauses due to trans-atlantic time delays.
>>699736205
There is nowhere better then this site. All the other image boards have the same problems or are worse. Everything just seems better in retrospect anon. I remember 2007 fondly because I hate my life now but I remember thinking the same shit back then. Life just socks. I'll be thinking the same in 2026
>>699728904
Kek
Soup /b/? First of all, I work in a screenprinting shop, i.e., we make t-shirts. We have recently recieved a new machine that prints plastisol (ink) directly onto a tee. To test this, I made myself a pedobear t-shirt. None of the shoops, just the original pedobear.
Anyway, I am out at the local Taco Bell gorging myself on shitty tacos. I am wearing the pedobear shirt, of course, when a mom and her three little girls (all with delicious, flat loli chests... I had to stop from fapping right there in the restaurant) stroll in. I smirk, knowing I'm wearing the shirt, but it doesn't stop there.
The seeming youngest girl sees the shirt and says loudly to her mom "Mommy! That boy has a bear
on his shirt. It is SO cute!". The other two look and start to giggle, and I hear them talk about how much they love it, and how they want one, etc, etc. To be honest, /b/, I almost lost it right there. I had to bite my tongue to keep from bursting out into laughter.
>>699736277
Reddit's two blocks down, buddy
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
>>699736251
I'm not lying but if you don't believe me then sure, buddy.
>>699731879
Who you calling a moron bitch?
Earlier today, while talking to a client about her policy, I accidentally said "I'm pro rape" instead of "I'll pro-rate your account". She tried to ignore the slip up, unfortunately I complicated matters by gagging her with my necktie and repeatedly raping her. Sometimes I think I must not care about Geico shareholder value at all.
Not copypasta. I just didn't really have an appropriate image. I had to come and tell you guys this. Well, after the fapping.
Right, so, my brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary school grad lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicious flat chests.
So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. I could tell right away it was going to go. She slipped forward and tried to grab it, but by then it was over her delicious flat chest and about to go the whole way. To top it off, she was stumbling toward the stairs. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Hey /b/, I have a huge problem that I both hope and pray that you can solve. Let me start from the beginning:
I live in Canada, home of the free health insurance, and so as America was in a giant economy crisis, I took it upon myself to take advantage of that crisis. I pondered for several days about what I should do, wanting to do something that can be both quick and rewarding. Well, when I was getting a physical, which was free, I saw a pamphlet for diabetes. "Great!" I thought, as I rushed home to begin my transformation. I was going to forcefully give myself Diabetes, preferably Type 1, as that has the most support in Canada.
I went to the local supermarket, and purchased two pounds of sugar, along with several bags of sweet tarts. I ate the sugar at once, and then ate all the candy. I then fell asleep, and awoke very dizzy, signifying that I was almighty, I had diabetes. My plan? To sell my insulin to the americans at inflated prices, yet claim it was "all natural" because Americans are hugely uneducated and wouldn't know that insulin is all natural in the first place. So after about 3 weeks, I had made several thousand dollars off of my supply of insulin. The problem? I lost vision in my right eye, and my penis has shriveled. My heartbeat is irregular, and I have seizures whenever I see other people. /b/, what's should I do?
I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.
4chan was never good
but today is shit
>>699737066
>>699736277
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So /b/ I had to get a colonoscopy today
That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines.
Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it: I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would he;lp clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe.
Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason. It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off.
Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
Just letting you know how bad my day was.
>>699733157
Far left? Really? I mean with incest threads and hitler glorification, idolization, and racist soapboxes... How the fuck is this far left?
So the other day I was in class and I couldn't stop staring at this one chick's mouth. She's a really got chick who always wears a tank top and a small choker, and I've always got the big urge to shoot a load right between her little lips.
I start playing pocket pool. My leg istwitching. My knee is bouncing. I see from behind that she's crossingher legs and tapping her fingers.
Then she notices something.
Thenshe turns around - as if she could FEEL my eyes digging into that softskin of hers - dives under my table, and she bellows, "VENOM KILLSHARRY - VENOM KILLS SANDMAN - MARY JANE DIES."
Then I shoot a load right into her mouth, and she nods sagely as she solemnly intones, "IT IS DONE."
