Cringe Thread, shoot yourself edition
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Cringe Thread, shoot yourself edition
>>699720792
NYPA, dumbass.
>>699720986
Underrated cringe
>>699721930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFCfkpRdck
My diary and a few things people have said to me. By the way, please people, don't judge me.....
Diary entry:
Being here is hard...I get bullied everyday and I keep it from my mum. I bet she's worried. Who am I kidding, no one is worried about me. At least the voices in my head are my friends...though I do get the urge to try and kill my pet lizard chier, and my other lizard marble... Well I killed her, I dropped a brick on her while she was alive, her intestine's went everywhere and her blood was all over the brick. It gave me a rush to do it, but once she was dead...I was sad for some reason...what's wrong with me...
I met a boy one day, his name Jack. Little did I know that my virginity would be lost to him. He was the first boyfriend I genuinely loved, and HE DUMPED ME!...I want him to feel my pain, I want his family DEAD and maybe he'll see how much pain he coursed me...
I'm an angel hiding a monster...
I'm a creature of the darkness...
Why do I not shut up!?...
I hate being hated and not being loved...
I'm forever alone...
No one loves a monster...
I'm an empty shell...
No emotions...
Heartless Nobody!
Things that people tell me:
Act your age! Your an animal! Your acting like you are 10! Stop being a retard!
Kill yourself! Attention seeker! Mistake child! Waste of space. Oxygen thief." If you guys want the source
>https://plus.google.com/104119714778448195529
>>699721930
This can't be real what the fuck
>>699721930
autismo maximo
>>699720792
NYPA, newfaggot.
>>699720986
>>699722759
Are you fucking blind fagg? This is cringe thread. Turn off your chromosome.
>>699722860
>>699722901
Yeah funny. KYS
>>699722962
Will do sir
>>699722981
Do it now. Send pics
>>699723050
I have a potato camera. Sorry
>>699723124
Np. I can stand low quality pics. DO IT
>>699723193
Im a fucking pussy who won't deliver.
>>699723270
You said that.
>>699720986
GTFO
>>699724283
>>699724517
Is this real??
>>699722759
What even is this fucking cancer?
>>699724569
I have to know if the creator of this actually got a job. I remember seeing this years ago. This resume is absolute trash even if it didn't have the visuals.
>>699722233
Autist 9, Tardy16
>>699721930
Does anyone have a torrent for "LOL Shakespeare"? I'm trying to find "Macbeth...#Killingit"
>>699724749
I worked in a restaurant that would have retards come in on the weekends and do random shit like wipe down menus and other easy tasks. Surely a place hired him to do the same.
>>699722759
Oh god it just hit me they are saying not your personly army. In every fucking thread. I know this website was shit but I did not think this was how bad it would get
>>699724517
This makes me sad
>>699725881
>>699725881
This, this shouldn't exist
>>699726152
>>699724496
satire as shit
>>699720792
>>699726432
Can't argue with being a skilled fan tho.
13 images, 38 replies. You're all just as cringy.
>>699722515
>>699722676
https://www.amazon.com/Jokes-Minecrafters-Booby-Traps-Boo-Boos/dp/151070633X
>>699726688
I got you, motherfucker.
>>699726688
>>699720792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5QQx47fd8c
obligitory
>>699726675
>guaranteed replies
>>699720792
>>699721930
Ultimate cringe
>>699727093
that looks like a gag costume and not genuine
>two hats and a naruto headband
>>699724569
Please stop, the cringe is killing me
>>699727501
Everytime i see this i think, how many cringemates must he have to score 39 likes on that abomination.
>>699724569
there is no way this is real.
i cannot beleaf
>>699726432
Went to school with this guy
>>699727448
Norway yay
>>699727928
I wish I had friends
>>699727928
>>699727501
Actually it was about his dead sister, there's a story behind it.
>>699727448
He's right, though.
>>699728507
Well that's not totally cringe. It's a dead sister. Cringey shit is going to happen when you lose a sibling.
>>699728507
still gay as fuck
>>699720792
Kill it with fire
>>699727657
His name is Mairou, cringy ironic youtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2w7nhRjQfU
NYPA, faggot
>>699724569
Take a lesson, kids. This is how not to find gainful employment.
>>699728548
OMG Fadora much??? Don't think critically!! All atheist anything is Fadora cringe!!! Spider Jesus is gonna fuck you up heretic!!!
>>699720986
>>699722759
>>699722962
>>699723050
>>699723193
>>699723352
Fucking hell these guys are the cringe thread
Hard Mode. Seriously try to finish this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tcgzKZgLY
>>699726432
NYPA dumbass
>>699729544
NYPA dumbass
>>699729484
It's so sad that people reduce their love and ceremonies to pop culture references.
>>699729484
Fuk, what is this? I'm still fighting to finish this.. I... I'm not gonna make it!
>>699727448
Pretty on point tbqh fam.
This fuckin' guy
https://youtu.be/qplK3vGVCMI
>>699720792
always tilting head to hide the extra chin, lol
>>699720792
I would gnaw off my own thumb and use the jagged bone stump to stab my carotid artery until I passed into sweet oblivion where the rape beasts don't exist.
>>699725881
......Well I got a boner now
>>699727093
He has good taste in waifu tho
>>699720792
Take out my rape whistle.
>>699724517
poor dude...
>>699728507
That just makes it worse.
>>699729484
Life is meaningless now.
>>699726432
>absolute madman
>>699729484
That was really hard to watch
>>699731376
>42 likes
WHAT HEARTLESS FUCKING FAGGOT COULD CONDONE AND ENCOURAGE THIS SORT OF SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!
>>699729484
I want to know what's going through the head of that woman sitting at the table. How does she know these people? She seems like the only normal one there.
>>699724569
tbf, this nigga probably has more money than all you niggas at this point. Hate to defend a pony fuck, but as cringey as this shit is, his alleged accomplishments are worthy of a job. If he had references for all of those places and they all checked out, I'd hire him for the good of the company and tolerate his pony faggotry so i could make more money.
>>699731376
>>699730046
you cant seriously meme that, can you?
kek see wat I did ther
I will hate my sisters wedding. I will have to stifle back so much laughter. I'll be laughing at them, never with them.
Let me explain why these three are cancer.
1)They're in a poly relationship.
2)They're all Bronies and furries who regally attend both fandom conventions all over Australia and wear collars in public and pose with there MLP plushies online.
3) Two out of three draw art of furries and Bronies for way too much fucking money. (Earning thousands).
4)The cunt is a leftist sheep that will jump down your throat if you disagree with gay marriage or anything different from her views.
If you're ever in Melbourne, Australia please get rid of these vermin.
>>699729484
I've always hated the fucking pokemon intro. Love the games, even the show, but no matter what the intro and the pokerap made me cringe like fuck.
Fuck forgot the image.
Brb killing self too.
>>699730046
honestly, would you have a skyrim themed wedding? Lyke fucking nordic shit with epic music and fucking weird ass ancient ritual shit? As long as you don't have to do shitty acting like this? Just like a normal marriage ritual, just not the modern western ones.
>>699731510
A grill probably did it, and those are the 42 white knights pawing after her.
How bad does it look ?
>>699729484
Holy fuck they don't know how to dance. wtf
>>699724472
Is that Taylor Swift?
>>699730180
I quite like him tbh
>>699732049
Melbourne reporting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWy5QbCQyqw
>>699729484
Jesus christ......
Here is the sample for the amazon page 1/2
Q: Where did the creeper go after the explosion?
A: Everywhere!
Q: What did the player say when he blew up the creeper?
A: "Dynamite!"
Q: Why do creepers like Rice Krispies?
A: Because they go snap, crackle, POP!
Q: What goes "Sneak, sneak, sss! Kaboom!"?
A: A creeper with a bomb in his hands!
Q: What do you get when you cross a creeper with a bomb?
A: A bomb that sneaks up on you!
Q: Why don't they have knock-knock jokes in Minecraft?
A: Because hostile mobs don't knock on your door. They blow it up!
Q: How did Steve feel after he stepped on a landmind?
A: He felt de-feeted.
Q: What is a Minecraft player's favorite TV show?
A: The Big Bang Theory!
Q: What do you get if you cross a creeper with a monkey?
A: A ba-BOOM!
Q: What did the player say on his way to a creeper rock concert?
A" "I hope I don't get blown away!"
Q: How do you make a creeper shower?
A: Give him a hand grenade!
Q: What movie do Minecraft players like to watch?
A: the Terminater
Q: What do you call a cow that eats a bomb?
A: Udder destruction!
Q: What would you get if a famous French emperor stepped on a landmine?
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
Q: What did the palyer say after falling into a booby trap?
A: "That was a blast!"
Q: What do you call a creeper with a bomb in his hands?
A: It doesn't matter; he will be blown to smithereens!
>>699732251
fag
>>699721930
>>699732817
2/2
First player: "What you don't know won't hurt you."
Second player: "Tell that to the player who just landed on a booby trap!"
First player: "Did you hear about the player who covered a lot of territory?"
Second player: "No. How'd that happen?"
First player: "He stepped on a booby trap and is all over the place!"
First player: "Building landmines is an expensive hobby."
Second player: "Why?"
First player: "It can cost an arm and a leg!"
First player: "I never want to follow in Steve's footsteps."
Second player: "Why?"
First player: "Because he just stepped on a landmine!"
First player: "So far, I've Bombed ten creepers!"
Second player: "Sounds like you're having a blast tonight!"
First player: "What happens if you swallow uranium?"
Second player: "You get atomic ache."
First player: "Did you see all of the Minecraft mechandise in the stores and online?"
Second player: "Yes, it's a booming industry!"
First player: "Did you hear about the book that fell on the player's head?"
Second player: "How did it happen?"
First player: "He only had his-shelf to blame!"
First player: "How is Minecraft different from LEGO?"
Second player: "LEGO doesn't have bombs or booby traps!"
>>699724472
Sing for us, please!!!
>>699729484
Kill it with fire. Top kek.
>>699720792
cringe likes this gives me hope. not that i won't die alone, in my house, and rot for s week before people notice, but that im not as deluded as these people to think ANYTHING ELSE awaits me.
>>699726751
bro he is winning. all those people have to move around him.
>>699732426
thank god I'm getting better as a human being.
>>699727448
not cringe
>>699720792
Slap it so hard its retnas would detatch.
>>699732865
we're all fags here, hombre.
>>699733041
This isnt cringy. This is epic omg she fried her vag bacon
>>699733429
is it a miscarriage? It looks like it was trying to take human form.
>>699731376
What the fuck!?
>>699733433
shit like this just makes me sad.
>>699732921
Now I want to kill myself thanks
>>699726751
can relate
God damnit is there no hope for humanity
>>699726688
At least were not counting post and images on anonymous image boards.
>>699729484
I just cant. Too much. You win.
>>699729484
each and every one of them has a tumblr
>>699734060
Man i did some shitty drawings as a kid too. I made fucking Bleach OCs.
>>699734168
>Hideo Kojima
here's a shekel for the kekels
>>699731376
The rage of a thousand suns
>>699733527
My theory is she bled out a one of her tubes.
Im basing this off of no research or effort whatsoever. My word is law.
>>699720792
Kiss back
>>699731510
>heartless
I think you mean brainless
>>699734168
>Hideo Kojima
every time
>>699729484
FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE FUCK YOU MAN
>>699734168
tbh, I feel sad for the down syndrome girl that those are probably the only people that want to hang with her.
>>699727448
you guys do know mythology come from the the word mythos which means a collection of stories right also its not call christian mythology because Christianity has a large following and also because theres 2 stories
>>699730046
Cringeworthy comment award goes to
>>699729484
The cringiest thing is someone proposing at someone elses wedding
veky je gey
https://youtu.be/PW5sd7kyWnw
>>699732426
fuc k off normie
>>699729484
I hit the home button so hard on my phone.
Not two minutes in I had to make a stop.
This is why we need bullying humans should not be acting like this.
>>699733432
The Innsmouth look
Why is it that if I don't wear a bra underneath my shirt I get looked at like I am some kind of grotesque creature? A few decades ago no one even wore bras. Now women are shamed by disgusted people if they attempt to go a day without one. How horrible. Bras are not even healthy for women to wear. Do not put your harsh accusations upon me because I don't want to wear a bra. This deeply saddens me #freethenipple
>>699732411
no one replied because they know they wouldn't mind it.
>>699729484
Comments. Haha
>>699721930
you need to be literally retarted to buy a book from cringy millenialslike you and then.
just by looking a the books cover you know its fucking shit, and you are an autist becuase if you could buy a book why the fuck woud you buy something useless, also this book is for kids.
enjoy your book kid.
>>699726772
at least he isnt wearing socks.
>>699739126
that is pretty good cosplay
>>699739462
You mean "this is pretty good dress up for grown faggots."
>>699739708
synonymous.
>>699739708
"stop liking what I don't like"
>>699728507
sauce?
>>699728507
Doesn't justify posting pictures of himself crying. The cringe remains.
>>699720792
I'd let it happen as long as she tilts her head so I don't have to see the side without hair.
>>699726751
I had so many faggots like this in my highschool.
Just a bunch of autismo's sitting in the halls on their DS or shitty laptops yelling loudly. They should honestly be put in their own special school.
>>699739126
Autism Squad.
>>699729484
HOLY FUCK WHEN THE POKEMON THEME STARTED I LOST IT
>>699739126
They've been infected with the autism virus.
>>699732921
>atomic ache
HAH
>>699722233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeglVt0PNw
holy shit this kid is fucking autistic
>>699733432
phenomena=plural
still, needs to be studied
>>699729484
https://youtu.be/paQhkCodc78
Pretty sure this is quite as bad.
Cringe Friend
>>699728064
How was he?
>>699724569
I'd hire this guy. It's not like he's gonna be within eyesight of PR, marketing or clients.
Just in a dark room with others of his type.
>>699720792
25 to life for murder.
>>699741301
Cheesy Potatoes
>>699726772
T-Tyler????
>>699740827
TL:DR
Didnutrednotameme
>>699729172
Now youre just a attention seeker, Kys
>>699731376
Did he die?
Did the cat claw is eyes out in his sleep?
Please...
>>699724569
Thats pretty cool though
>>699741026
why the fuck would you view an image on your phone, then take a screenshot of it, and upload the screenshot? are you retarded?
>>699738158
>The Innsmouth look
so much kek
>>699738515
Kys bitch
>>699734168
>the Sith that Yiffs
>>699724472
Taylor you havent been on /b/ in years! Welcome back XD
>>699720792
id puke
>>699731518
The thing is no company or firm would hire someone like that. They look at things like resume layout and the way you're dressed at interviews and judge you based on it.
>>699729484
Im going to kill myself and just leave this video link as my suicide note
>>699720792
life on the street was never the same once the wales came
>>699720792
>photoshopped edition
>>699734778
I'll accept that
>>699731376
The Asylum is a Film Company -
This was a Hoax to gain exposure fags, I was there when the image was taken in their offices, it's just magnetic earings... so sick of seeing this getting reposted over and over.
>>699738784
SC your own comment...
please follow your own advise
>>699738158
Noice one
>>699727093
Holy shit. Hes wearing two fedoras......dude is euphoric as fuuckk
>>699741026
>wasting space with black bars
faggot
>>699738111
Checked
>>699727093
>Your waifu doesnt exist
>>699732049
Pic pls.
>>699730180
He's pretty funny imo
>>699720986
Holy fuck how new can you be?
>>699729484
I think i legitimately just got ass cancer
>>699733527
It's uterus lining.
>>699744345
too late for that joke.
>>699740088
> Cringe
>>699744553
Figured, still worth it for a laugh though.
>>699729484
This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the worst thing i have ever seen
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lpqhYhP3Y
I'd give you two dollars as a symbolic gesture of the number of genders
>>699729484
1:30. All the dudes are either fat or manlet, every chick is tall, ugly and fat
>>699730337
>Not tilting your head to accentuate your jawline no-matter how good/shit it is to begin with
>Low status confirmed.
>>699729484
>>699730180
The problem is that he thinks he's cracking jokes, but actually he's just putting weird emphasis on his words
>>699740827
I hope she knows it wont work without men
>>699738158
>>699742275
>>699743580
>2016
>books
Kek
>>699740442
Story?
>>699729484
why...
>>699729484now my fucking kidneys hurt
>>699745644
satire.
>>699725881
THIQ
>>699741301
>that hug
>>699738158
>10/10
Shine on you crazy diamond
>>699740361
What was that drumpf thing even about? All the liberals I know have been calling him that. Tbh I thought we moved on from mispronouncing peoples name as an insult in the 3rd grade
>>699738158
This a ylyl thread?
I lost pretty hard
>>699740827
This is a good reason for shariah law
>>699741301
I'm surprised she could actually turn her nose up at food of any kind.
She's made a first step towards not being a fucking hamplanet, good for her!
>>699741122
The severe lack of social skills hurts my head
>she was much more comfortable talking nip than english
>>699740749
Just read an article about that bitch, ended up looking up the journalist as well... Fucking cringefest but not so much in good way. I am glad this shit hasnt stained Europe yet.
>>699726432
Real life mclovin
>>699746291
afaik his great grandparents or something like that changed their lastname from Drumpf to Trump.
John Oliver made a segment about it where he created the slogan Make Donald Drumpf Again, and liberals adopted it because apparently it matters to them
>>699734168
>Kojima
My sides hurt
>>699741851
>increadibly alpha
>still a cuckold
The autism burns
>>699720792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyWel_sm02M&ab_&ab_channel=Allure
>>699732426
what do i win fam?
>>699740827
Ok, this is utter bullshit. I could go one about this mad women, she needs mental help.
>doesn't even swallow
>>699742211
I didn't, dil-hole.
>>699722378
you did good posting in a cringe thread
>>699733432
It's because they dont laugh. Do you see the saggy cheeks on their jawline. THAT HAPPENS when you dont smile often. For real. Proving that sjws literally dont have a sense of humour
>>699734168
> The Sith That Yiffs
Lost it
>>699726751
>a wild snorlax is blocking the path
>>699745316
>2016
>being this much of a faggot
Kek
>>699747585
some people let it run down their throats
>>699735019
This
>>699724472
Gosh, Taylor is so beautiful
>>699747585
She doesn't even take a drink
>>699748116
I would let my cum run down her throat!
>>699729484
For the love of god make it stop
>>699748658
You have a downs fetish?
>>699748767
>You have a downs fetish?
exacly!
>>699728507
Be that as it may, he's still being a cringelord who's trying to gain attention through his peers on social media.
>>699720792
it would get a couple of left jabs and a straight right that would shake it hard
>>699729484
I got to 2 minutes, how far did yall get?
>>699725881
>>699725881
>>699748658
Hi-oh!!!
>>699744690
might be but I am not enough of a wizard to understand wtf is going on in this thread
>>699748813
>downs
>exacly
>>699745644
I AM DROOLING LAUGHING
>>699747961
>>699721712
>>699722860
>>699724577
>>699729379
>>699744303
This kiddo is posting this shit everywhere. No friends, no job, no hobbies, no pussy. He's probably the same fag who's starting the YLYL-Threads with a webm of a child getting beaten up or the christianfag making anti-atheist threads.
>>699739126
Even these autists have more friends than me. /wrists
>>699729484
she put it up on her channel, I wonder if comments are enabled..
>>699729484
Breddy bad sduff.
>>699733432
not cringe.. just a worthwhile observation..
>>699726772
>>699745644
S A T I R E
>>699746948
i'd rather have the sjw's than the sandniggers
they're getting on my nerves
>>699746291
its like niggers saying nigger to 'take the word back' but in reverse
trump highly values the 'trump brand' and refusing to call him trump 'destroys' that brand
>>699747152
his grandpa was a german immigrant and changed the name
>>699740361
i greatly enjoy how many people wont even spring the neetbux for the original, they get the knock off of the knock off
>>699722378
girl or faggot?
>>699727501
Fkin hell top much cringe!!!
Byee /b/
>>699733432
>>699729484
fucking /b/
now i have seen the worst thing on the internet
>>699751196
>>699727888
Tripsssss
>>699740827
She sounds like a delight.
>>699728889
so close
>>699740827
But women do not get along in any way. After a few months the 'no military law' would be collapsed and there would be a nuclear war because the leader of japan has a better handbag.
>>699741498
But how?
>>699743259
Proof or it didn't happen.
>>699740827
i hope she gets fucking cancer
>>699720792
Gold medal winner at the olympics
>>699738957
-sincerely, Lt. xxDarthKillerxx, COD noscope sniper
>>699740827
is she trolling or was this originally posted from a nuthouse?
>>699752002
why his arms are so short?
>>699729484
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tcgzKZgLY
2:35 hard mode begins
>>699740361
The guy top-center looks familiar, any have any ideas?
Umm is thread kill?
>>699741301
God forbid she put something healthy in her gut.
Addicted to cheesy potatoes my ass.
Addicted to being a fat lazy fuck with no desire for improvement.
The mere scent of a brussel sprout makes her gag?
What the fuck does she do with a cock?
Landwhale shit
>>699729484
37 seconds. I want to die now.
>>699721930
Who the fuck made this?!
>>699741924
how is this cringe? if its how some people get off, so what?
>>699731376
>i think she likes them
>>699723352
>guy says something
>YOU SAID THAT
???
thanks sherlock
>>699738158
Deep cut dude
>>699752002
He doesn't look cringe to me.
He's also in the Olympics, so he probably gets more pussy than anyone in this thread
>>699721930
>>699753531
We'll I get off to loil,ss and fur and I know that shit can be insanley cringy just become people can get off to it dose not mean it is not cringe
>>699752002
Dafuq? look at the tabs, this poster is a pedofuck
>>699754169
its a meme you dip
>>699754169
Dude what hell is he watching?
>>699724472
>Taylor Swift
More like Taylor Slow.
>>699724569
His suicide note should be in the same format.
>>699747585
That fuck doesnt even drink. Khajiit looking liar
>>699754169
holy shit, glad you pointed that out what the fuck
