YLYL Thread
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YLYL Thread
>>699719252
Took me 5 seconds to get it...
>>699719252
god tier picture right here for ya OP
>>699719252
>>699719317
>Rocky Balboa submits a urine sample after defeating Ivan Drago.
>>699719355
Well I hope she does die
>>699719362
this is retarded
It's called Leave...Being sent away for a years doesn't mean you don't get to come back during that time.
>>699719495
ungrateful bastard
>>699719338
it's probably to get the hose from sticking to the tracks...
>>699719563
yeah, but, cheating whores, amirite guise?
>>699719355
damn fam
>>699719563
>twelve months
>years
Learn to calendar, faggot. Totally common to not come home on leave on a single year tour.
Know loads of guys who did 15mo tours back 10+ years ago in Afg and Irq and they didn't come all the way back to the US on leave.
What is it with gooks and escalators
>>699719614
>being this retarded
>>699719749
Jesus
>>699719889
it was a typo you fucking asshat.
>>699719792
hes gotta be on drugs...
>>699719317
I honestly like the shitty one the most
It's unique to the rest (#HipsterXD) and isn't a gay ass wine glass
>>699719749
the female wage gap
>>699719792
thats one tough motherfucker
>>699719602
Ungrateful for a drug addict who used to beat me whenever she wasn't in the mood? Don't think so.
>>699719252
It was posted as a joke dick head
>>699719355
fuk
>>699719355
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>>699719749
fiat currency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdqc91ozyz8&feature=youtu.be
yw.
>>699719749
love
>>699719792
They are rippin his fucking dick skin, and the niggaa is like isitraining?.exe
>>699719928
Jesus, as a human, did exist. This is pretty much undisputed. There is too much evidence, including his execution order, to prove he existed. But he wasn't executed for claiming to be 'The Son of God', but killed for 'Claiming to be King of the Jews'.
Did Jesus, a human being exist? Pretty much confirmed, yes. Was he the Son of God able to do impossible things? Unlikely.
>>699720059
What are you 10?
>>699719407
>this year
>after
lost full
>>699719792
African circumcision?
>>699720167
He did exist according to islam
>>699719252
explain this picture pls
>>699719338
It was intended as a joke to begin with.
>>699719895
That escalated quickly!
>>699720185
I'm 21 and an alcoholic because of all the beating I got
>>699720156
good for him, lynching niggers by day, protecting his family by night
>>699719749
Free will.
lol
>>699719995
kill yourself
>>699720156
Hard to find anything more redneck
>>699720167
there is no evidence for jesus existed. there really is none.
we can only conclude from the earliest christian sources that there was some kind movement which stirred up old jewish traditions. that movement later morphed into Christianity.
Jesus existence though there is not evidence of that. at all.
>>699720076
Hahaha fuck
>>699720076
kek
>>699720061
>ylyl
and?
>>699719317
That's depressing
>>699719895
top gig (short for giggle)
>>699719902
Someone pls explain
>>699720307
The rails are dead in this picture,, not a subject of joking
>>699720514
he has parkinson's
>>699720514
lost
>>699720287
Islam said he was a prophet of Allah who got shit wrong and people misunderstood him. But he wasn't the Son of Allah.
Islam is essentially "A Guy Tries To Fix Judaism And Christianity Plot Holes: The Religion". Which failed, which is why Muhammad wrote the Hadith because people poked holes in his shit.
Then he died and they murdered each other for the next thousand years.
So yeah, Jesus did exist, Judaism say he was probably just a very good and well respected Rabbi, but not the Son of God. Which is the closest any of the religions get to the 'truth' which is provable by unbiased evidence.
>>699720326
hmmm....pretty sure there is a middle step there you are conveniently ignoring.
1) child receives beatings
2) child "grows up"
3) ?????
4) adult becomes alcoholic
is (3) perhaps "adult has no mental strength and chooses easy way out?"
>>699720437
Go be an ignorant fucktard in a non-YLYL thread. Everything you said is wrong
>>699719749
Jews
>>699720514
NERVE GAS AFFECTING HIM
>>699720099
102 117 99 107 32 121 111 117
>>699720514
he has parkinsons so he's blurry
>>699720326
Dude, I went through so much shit in my childhood and of course it affects how you turn out BUT you are the only one responsible for your own future. You're not an alcoholic 'because of the beating you got' - You're an alcoholic because you do not know how to properly handle your past, and you do not have the strength to rise above it. You need to pull yourself together or your entire future will be dark and depressing as fuck, and you might one day have your own children and fuck up their childhood to some extent as well accidentally..
>>699720438
micheal j fox has parkinsons.
>>699720617
what evidence then?
>>699719355
fuckin' meta
>>699720105
BTC ftw
>>699720437
Yes there is. His baptism and crucifixion is pretty much undisputed by historical scholars. James D. G. Dunn in his book "Jesus Remembered" said
>"two facts in the life of Jesus command almost universal assent".
Jesus, as a human, existed and there is pretty nobody in the field who disagrees with this assertion.
>>699720605
Nice read man
>>699719252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWTF_C3TBE
you all lost I'm afraid
>>699720715
>>699720359
kek
>>699720650
Lost
>>699720514
The jews did it
>>699720244
more like some voodoo witch doctor bullshit
>>699720412
newfag doesn't know what satire is
laugh and point
>>699719749
A good ylyl thread
>>699720722
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=historical+evidence+of+jesus+christ
Now gtfo, Buzz Killington
>>699719355
EVERYTIE
>>699720605
>Islam is essentially "A Guy Tries To Fix Judaism And Christianity Plot Holes: The Religion".
Best kek in the thread
>>699720934
OMG MODS MODS MODS!!!
>>699720934
>>699720934
you sickfuck, that's fucked up even for /b/
>>699720934
Source?
>>699721012
kek
>>699720722
Not him, I was the original guy, but Tacticus said in his books the "Annals" that a man called Christus was executed by Pontius Pilate.
Josephus' "Antiquities of the Jews" also mentions Jesus twice. Which was written around the time.
But Tacticus' is the most solid one as it's independent on a religious source.
As for a quick Wiki quote:
>The vast majority of scholars who write on the subject agree that Jesus existed
>>699720776
There is no non-biblical sources of his existence. None.
we do know that there was some kind of change to Judaism in around 2000 years ago. so maybe there was a rabbi named Jesus who was involved with it.
but not Jesus Christ. and there is no evidence of any baptism or crucifixion. no roman text no jewish text or greek or egyptian.
(probably the Church destroyed anything which conflicted with their established history)
and if i am wrong name one!
>>699720934
MODS MODS MODS!
>>699720934
mods halp
>>699720934
Inb4 FBI shows up and God himself smite your sick pedo ass.
>>699720934
>>699719902
>>699719355
fuck u
>>699720934
Dude, that's sick. Even for b.
>>699720934
Holy FUCKING SHIT MODS
>>699720934
This is bait
>>699721088
Yes there was. See >>699721069.
>>699721023
I know what it is, and I still click it...
he's got aids
>>699719355
shit
>>699721136
u can`t do this man.
reported.
god damnit
>>699721063
WTF u disgusting
>>699721176
What the fuck is happening? Why are people calling for mods?
>>699720934
MODS
>>699719355
Fuck you cunt
>>699720934
Holy shit that is fucked up! How did you even get that picture? MODS delete it now please!
>>699719902
Jesus
>>699719355
cunt
>>699721303
Am I the only one not seeing it?
>>699719548
That guy hangs around Kings Cross in Sydney a lot.
>>699721269
That should be illegal. Both for underage and because it's goddamn foul.
NOW LISTEN HERE!
IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND PETS WILL DIE IN THEIR SLEEP TONIGHT, AND NOT ONLY THEM, BUT THE PEOPLE YOU ADMIRE TOO!!!
>>699721007
What did I miss
>>699720934
>>699721007
>>699721048
>>699721095
>>699721116
Not CP. Just a dumbass
It's bait. Very high quality though.
>>699719895
as a parent myself I belive that is the most retarded caregiver I have seen
>>699720363
>the shitty job I offered you is the only job you can ever get
what a stupid asshole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTW-ARkjhHg
>>699719355
fuckyou
>>699719355
fucker
>>699721269
>>699721269
Whoa!!! this looks younger than before
>>699721373
:^)
>>699721269
Delet this you degenerate
Why are so many people posting CP, abandon thread
>>699721426
>>699720934
Holy shit thats hot
>>699719895
did the baby die?
>>699721401
Oh, shit
>>699721136
MODS MODS MODS
>>699721269
"In 1 minute i will delete..." you know the drill.
>>699719355
sigh
>>699720978
>Radical Christian Bible Belt sites
topkek
>>699721436
>as a parent myself
>>699719749
>>699719355
This meme
>>699720344
wtf is this mess
>>699719895
Man, I have no idea. Dozens of videos of people losing their shit over escalators. Same with elevators, by the way, the pry them open, step into the shaft and fall down.
/r/ing the webm of the guy in the mobility scooter ramming into the closed doors a few times until he crashes through and falls down.
>>699719928
Actually person existed,
>>699721622
This image says "in one minute i will delete this image pretend its like the most fucked up CP youve ever seen"
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
>>699719355
Replying
>>699719749
Wrong things done by Hitler
>>699721522
Fake. How could a rubber tire produce sparks?
>>699720229
Most of those are canon camera. Triggered.
>>699721023
grow up
>>699721738
Why?
>>699721581
>>699720612
I don't think you understand how abuse works. Either that or you don't understand basic psychology. If you spend the first 18+ years of your life getting beaten and talked down to, you don't build self confidence. Your brain literally does not develop in that way.
The same way so many people who were raised in a strict Christian household can't comprehend the thought that their religion might be wrong, many people who were abused can't comprehend the thought that they're not complete fuck-ups who deserve the shitty life they got. That's what gets drilled into their heads every day, just like Christian kids get their religions drilled into their heads every day. It's not as simple as saying "Oh, I'm out of that environment, guess I'll just turn my frown upside down now."
>>699721697
>>699721639
Can't read....
>>699721787
faggot
>>699721697
Its the Aspergers isnt it?
>>699721787
shut up you fucking FAGGOT
>>699719355
wow
>>699719792
jesus fuck!
>>699721826
nigger
>>699721738
Why? Why did you fuck Hops?
>>699721826
nigger
>>699719317
Grandma is a true Picasso.
>>699720167
>This is pretty much undisputed.
Correct, but only out of tradition. Modern scholarship has begun to question it, as there is no evidence aside from the Bible, and 'because we fuckin' sed so.' If it makes you feel any better, Mohammad didn't exist either, and most likely neither did the Buddha, Lao Tzu, or Socrates. If you have any evidence for a historical Jesus, do feel free to publish it for peer review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFCfkpRdck
>>699721912
wow thats the most fucked up cp i have ever seen
glad it was only here for 1 minute
>>699719749
The Berenstein Bears
Berenstain bears are one thing but not the goyim Stein bears
>>699719355
you are an actual nigger.
>>699719355
Sigh
>>699721962
this isnt a cringe thread faggot
>>699721957
Fuck man source? I mean thats illegal but hot damn grandpa gets nasty sometimes too
>>699719749
the holocaust
god
>>699722068
Can someone define what cringe is?
>>699719495
Then you wold not have replied fag.
>>699719355
Oh fuck you
>>699720650
Source: experience KEK
>>699721787
Holy shit I'm such a faggot
>>699721957
MODS
>>699721943
are you stupid or just uneducated or both
look up ancient documentation, scrolls n shit my nigger
>>699721772
fuck
>>699722139
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cringe
learn to google faggot
>>699721787
Faggot
>>699720660
>uncle farm
Fucking lost
>>699721767
>>699721924
My dick is too tiny for people so i have to make do with bunnies.
>>699720076
shawaddywaddy made me giggle
>>699721772
Faggot
>>699719548
is that QVB?
>>699719749
Free speech.
>>699721826
Nigger
>>699720514
You can't catch the Flash
>>699720353
Did you choose to write that sentence?
>>699721465
this dumb whore...
>>699720229
Go back to facebook with your retarded memes
>>699722374
lmao ayy
>>699719355
lost
>>699720613
Her son must be replying
>>699721465
That's a quality shoulder check. If she has any puck handling, she's a top pairing D.
>>699719317
>everyone copies exactly what's before them, no creativity, no will to create
>grandma steps away from the path of boredom and creates an abstract, yet recognizable representation of what's before her
>niggers laugh about grandma
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>699721442
You mean the girl for posting that where he could see it, right?
>>699719355
pls no
>>699719252
>>699720650
>i know the obvious bits
>where do you rub
>does the finger go in
arent those two points the ONLY parts of fingering a girl?
>>699721583
clearly special forces
>>699722562
>>699721962
get out of here you fucking sicko thats too far you cyberbully
>>699721393
Okay.
you all lost
- Anon
>>699721819
You've been taken on a ruse cruise my friend.
>>699721128
IDGI
>>699721522
Wouldn't the sparks be flying forward?
>>699722593
You could try fingering her uretha or rubbing anywhere but the clit
>>699721829
at least it is more intelligent than a nigger
>>699720513
almost lost to this
>>699719792
Grown, consenting man takes part in barbaric ritual.
>Jesus Christ, that's horrible
Parents decide to mutilate dick of unconsenting infant, doctors don't even question it and cut right away.
>Yea, those niggers should have done that instead, that's totally fine.
>>699720514
It's Damon Albarn, lead singer of the alternative rock band Blur
>>699720156
*Fires at Turkish Man
>>699719749
Happiness
>>699722562
>>699722610
THE MOST OBVIOUS SAMEFAGGING EVER
>>699722493
>>699719995
The whole point of those sessions is to paint whats infront of you
>>699722493
Youre a fedora faggot that likes to tip online
>>699721373
Google columbine cafetaria shooting
>>699722811
Consent is forced by a crowd and men with knives. Is it still consent? Your philosophical brain could still use some development, friend
>>699722871
>>699722500
>what is freedom of speech
>hurr i'm butthurt you're fired
>>699721962
Youtube has gone to cancer so many kids on it now
>>699719355
f u
>>699722900
>The whole point of those sessions is to paint whats infront of you
She did, you cretin.
>>699721787
Crikey, it looks like I've spotted somebody that knows actual stuff. Very rare in this region.
>>699721583
Special ops?
>>699721398
Lying faggot
>>699719355
Kill and yourself.
>>699722374
AYY LMAO
>>699722900
standard wine glass aint gonna pay the bills nigga
>>699722946
What about his right to dispose of an unsavory employee
>>699719355
you're a faggot
>>699721023
faakjhfajfhajajfahfka
>>699719749
Your mom dying after reading this post.
>>699722943
rekt
>>699721787
You stupid faggot stop crying like a bitch
>>699720613
Laughed hardily, thank you anon
>>699720229
>>699723252
Why dont you have a seat
>>699721826
Nigger!
>>699722943
>>699723192
samefag
>>699720156
>KKK household
>Dora The Explorer toys
Fuckin mexicans ruining EVERYTHING
Hey guys
whats goin on in here
>>699723300
check'd
>>699722937
Everyone is just standing there watching, nobody's intimidating him, he doesn't seem anxious, he's the biggest of all of them, only one knife present.
>>699720156
no one noticed the dora the explorer thing in the back? kek
>>699722460
shiiiiit
>>699722871
>>699723300
Samefag
>>699723252
I'd like to see you laughing when fbi knock on your door
>>699722318
You make me sad
>>699719252
They do that to warn trains
Notice how the hose matches the road but the things are bright orange?
>>699722946
Freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences, mongrel
>>699719895
Top milkdude
>>699720167
Nope, not a single reputable historian at the time mentions anyone named jesus. There is not one piece of evidence to support his exsistance.
>>699719355
I was just blessed by immunity cat :)
replying anyway
>>699723252
Child Pornography is not funny Anon
>>699723411
Retard, trains take months to slow down
>>699719749
God
>>699720715
Taking the easy, cowardly and least romantic way to ask out a girl. Fucking text message. Who the fuck teaches these idiots how to handle women? Disgusting.
>>699721136
>>699723476
Nope
>>699723526
fuck off randy
>>699723526
Fuck off
>>699723474
However they slow down as they approach cities to 30 mph which means a fully loaded train can slow down in 1 km
>>699720156
dora the explorer bag in the background. so much for hating beaners
>>699721787
tl;dr faggot
>>699721729
no. not gonna ask him why.
>>699723578
1km=1 year for some slow trains.
Checkmate
>>699722943
mindfok
>>699721002
>one week of the year
>year
No.
>>699719563
If that's the case, he wasn't really away at war for 12 months then was he?
>>699723690
>Year
>Ear
>ar
>r
>
>>699721023
why is this a new meme?
>>699723748
GIANT SCHLONGO
>>699723578
dont talk soft m8
they could put up a flag or a sign to warn the train. and if that was what they wanted to do they'd put it further up the line to give the train more warning. those things are to allow cars to go over hoses w/ out crushing them. no way should they be putting things on the track which could potentially derail a train
pants
>>699719902
zozzle
>>699721828
spoiled brat with lack of basic understanding, education and knowledge- of course you call people who pass you knowledge faggot.
>>699722943
>>699722871
>>699723395
>>699723476
>>699723560
Fuck Bunch of summerfags.
>>699723790
Normally you warn the driver not the train retard. Trains cant think (yet)
but these are actually speed bumps to make sure a train does not go over 30km/h
>>699721401
Why is this raid taking so long to end?
>>699721844
kek
>>699719355
mate
>>699723913
>>699722946
freedom of speech only protects you from persecution by the government.
>>699721023
cunt
>>699723921
LOL so random xD
>>699721787
true. Sad that people without real problems don't understand shit. (samefag posting "faggot", because he's a spoiled boy without any insight)
>>699721023
sucked in m8 i don't have a mum
