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>>699714372
punchable face
>>699713064
What kind of creature is that?
>>699714372
You can't deny it has a point...
>>699713064
what the fuck is that?
>>699714302
fucking lost haha
typical trump supporter
>>699714653
That kid is a gangster, lying or not. Straight G.
>>699714748
HH1488
>>699714545
The point is Lady Shaving items are more intricate than men's so naturally it is a higher price.
>>699714748
*paedophile
>>699714991
>Cringe for ants.
>>699714545
No she hasn't.
I don't think they are the same product, but if they are, why don't females buy the one that costs less?
>>699714991
srry
>>699714372
Damn, now I'm going to need to go back and watch Young Frankenstein.
>>699714748
English EDL type. The reason he is sitting on the couch during the day drinking and smoking is simples, he is a benefit scrounger doesn't want to work and all day he drinks and attacks other races that are not English and accuses them of stealing jobs and scrounging off benefits.
England 2016.
>>699714149
Its not cringe when moderately attractive women do it.
>>699715041
>>699714545
It also assumed that a man is going to be using his razor every morning, so he'll go through them faster than a woman will, and as such will be buying them more frequently.
>>699714372
So because it isn't pink it's meant for men... K. Go ahead and buy the rip off thinking you had to buy the exact same product for more just because it was your binary color.
>>699714149
more hot than cringe yo
>>699712935
isnt her name Lezy the Blastoise or something?
>>699714149
shes hot she gets a pass on the cringe
>>699715307
And she is successful in what she does, I think that annoys the typical 4chan kid.
>>699714538
dear fucking god
Cringe commencing I'm 3...2...1.
https://youtu.be/OshOAqkWLCc
>>699714302
Epic
>>699715159
It kind of is when the one person that likes the cringy bullshit she writes is herself
>>699713159
does nobody feel bad for this guy :( people like this make me feel sad
>>699712935
I stay the fuck away from theses threads
I seriously feel some of this shit might
rub off on me if I read it
>>699715523
Same.
I guess we're both moralfags then
>>699715070
I wouldnt say it's cringe i just feel sorry for the guy.
Bad luck made him look the way he is and theres not much he can do about it. The only thing the poor guy is trying to do is boost his self esteem up a little and his poor mom is trying to help she is literally unable to watch her poor baby boy be so alone and sad anymore. She can't deal with him being constantly bullied and abused by others anymore all she wants is for the poor guy to have a small shred of legitimate pride in himself and maybe a genuine smile.
Again i just feel sorry for the shit he must have to deal with.
>>699714545
Tumblr is the other way you fag
>>699715625
yep
>>699715625
i wouldnt feel bad for him,hes a chick magnet
>>699715722
And your here posting pics of him in a cringe thread. Do you have a crush there anon?
>>699715022
Alpha as fuck
>>699713064
>>699714309
male? female? seriously, i can't fucking tell...
>>699715762
S A T I R E
A
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youtube.com/watch?v=cDJFG3YpAwc
*clears throat*
this faggot with my cum in his mouth.
>>699715811
yeah, i have a crush on every single person i post in a cringe thread, specially this guy
>>699714545
Not really, she is a retard if she thinks those razors are somehow specially made for different sexes. they both cut exactly the same, just buy the best value one and move on.
ps. you're a retard too.
>>699715070
jesus christ this brings me great sorrow
>>699715970
But him it is hard to feel sorry for. He is just being an attention seeking cunt
>>699716060
That's not cringe
That is boss as fuck
>>699715943
trap thread muh fucka
>>699716040
Razors are actually made for genders. Male ones have less movement and shit because guys typically only shave their face. Female ones move and can reach more body parts because females shave basically their entire body. Look it up if you don't believe me.
>>699715318
It's sad that her face looks like that, but it looks like she's put geniune effort into trying to look good
The only cringe is that no one else will tell her the problem
>>699715970
this guy is just an example of a joke that has gone way too far...
>>699716060
Hahaha, this isn't cringe. This man has his priorities straight.
>>699716255
>her
>>699716255
>her
>implying that thing is a girl
>>699716302
>>699716166
just because u can relate to him doesnt make it less cringe
>>699714506
Amanda Baggs, the most autistic girl ever. She has a youtube were she posts her autism.
>>699716370
I've got a boyfriend, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxcsh_7qvuU
>>699716442
congrats
>>699714317
I would punch this weeb in his fucking jaw.
>>699716137
LOL and whats anal vore?
>>699713064
>a surprisingly strong resemblance to a cat discovering and investigating a camera
No. Maybe an aardvark.
>>699716534
A fetish for putting live things up your arse.
>>699713064
Hello children
>>699715346
>>699714748
No... THIS is a Trump supporter looks like.
>>699713500
>i can be your angle
Definitely not acute.
>>699715173
Who the fuck shaves every goddamn morning?
>>699713030
>oh haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEct1JoCsxo
>>699716591
not american or fat, but i cant believe someone took the time to do this
>>699716321
>>699716346
Don't think that's a trap
Might just be that I'm fucking autistic
>>699715606
This pic gets me every time
>>699716485
This doesn't belong in cringe, it's a true testament to a true friend. RIP HARAMBE
>>699713500
Dear God
>>699713500
There are no angles in a circle
>>699716640
kek
>>699715422
kek'd
>>699715376
this is actually cringe.
>>699716691
check this chick out
>>699716641
Obviously not manchildren like you
>>699715433
Eh not really cringe. Just a virgin tryin to get laid. Dude can't help that he's disabled.
>>699716427
fucking ALLPHA MAALLEEE
>>699716710
And this is why it belongs in cringe.
>>699716232
cool story bruh.. I prefer real life proof rather then marketing hype. my wife and i have been using the same type of razor (male) for years. somehow she manages to perfectly to shave her body with this razor that is apparently only for males. don't be a tard.
https://youtu.be/O3lpqhYhP3Y
>>699715625
Bullshit. He can work out, he can build muscle to take the focus away from his face. He can not post pictures of MLP characters with his real life photos of himself. He can literally do anything instead of using a virtual life to escape his real one. Every single time I see this guy in a cringe thread I want to beat his face in because he has options. He's young and he thinks this type of life is ok. And his mom probably encourages it. Either out of desperation for her socially stunted child, or out of sympathy, she tries to boost his self esteem in the worse way possible. Take him camping, take him hiking....fucking hell do something that gives him actual interests outside of his home. Just goddammit.
>>699715523
Yup, I don't cringe at these pics at all. Just pity.
>>699716591
Is that Jack Black?
>>699715098
heh.
>>699716641
Those of us with jobs where you can't look unshaven
>>699716933
if you know the context this is legit funny.
>>699717112
what job doesn't allow a well-kept beard?
>>699714309
I can help you out with that.
>>699717133
Do you know the context? Please, share if you do
>>699714080
why are his eyes so big? its really bothering me
>>699716969
I don't know man, some of these guys i'd agree with you but a fair portion of these dudes act like they have a mental illness. I can't help but feel sad for most of these dudes. Guess that's what age does.
>>699714597
Fucking lol. How is that cringey? It's comedic gold.
>>699716691
Dude, it's definitely a trap.
>>699716969
Ow the edge
>>699715422
This. This fucking hurts me. All the people in the comments being supportive of "uber smart programmer" and this bitch can't even cd into a fucking directory. And then, then, fucking then, she has the fucking tits to post a pic, and say "look at how smart I am!" and everyone supports her because all they see are these lines, and they don't understand, they don't fucking understand that she is retarded.
>>699716453
this poor kid never had a mentor in his life.
>>699715263
Based MLP making a bronycon so they can stop shitting up other cons.
>>699715822
One of these days, I would love to see an activist that writes this brain vomit actually explain to me how they are using their "voice" and "fighting back." Because so far, they only thing I've noticed has been a large effort to make more gay rights. I seriously haven't noticed anything else outside of the internet that is actually changing. Trump vs Clinton is the same old political infighting. Women's rights haven't seemed to budge. Minorities are still treated worse than whites, and the systems are as corrupt as they have ever been.
>>699717282
Thick ass glasses.
>>699716957
>japanese cartoon character
triggered
>>699717282
Convex lenses. Dude must be blind as a bad without those glasses.
>>699717486
Cringe OC right here.
>>699716515
yeah naw m8, he'd fuck you up.
>>699717112
Or are required to pay a minimum of $540 per year for haircuts, and more on razor blades because you HAVE to shave AT LEAST 5 times a week.
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2016/08/12/female-marine-cant-complete-infantry-officer-course-no-more-women-now-enrolled/88634096/
And for a job women most women dont want and most cant do.
>>699716500
Fuckin' lit ass birthday party. I'm jelly.
>>699716372
More like Amanda Triple-Baggs
>>699715146
that's Davis Aurini, he's an american Sci-fi author notable for doing nothing of value to humanity. good effort though 2/10 made me reply.
>>699717215
I said avoid looking unshaven. If you have one days growth then you look unshaven. It's like you can either have a beard or not but nothing in between.
>>699715263
"Remember, no Russian."
>>699717215
Nearly every military job.
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2016/08/12/female-marine-cant-complete-infantry-officer-course-no-more-women-now-enrolled/88634096/
>>699715263
Where's a french bastille celebrations truck when you need one?
>>699717644
>can't remember when I last had a birthday party.
>suddenly remember
>she was still alive and put herself out for me so much that day
>[feels intensify]
>>699716500
man now i want cheese doodle.
>>699717669
>It's like you
this goof and his opinion
>>699716255
Found the faggot
>>699715393
Wow. Just kys. please.
>>699717439
And you're still a faggot.
>>699716969
Meh, that's easy for you to say. If it was easy for this guy to get into your kind of attitude, he wouldn't be where he is now.
>>699713030
>>699715606
>>699717653
>Davis Aurini
He is Canadian. 3/10 made me reply.
>>699716589
>>699715523
no. ive washed such people. they smell bad. i hate them.
One day I had to use the restroom at the mall. It was one of those unisex restrooms. When I got in I saw the stalls where occuppied. One had opened and a woman came out. When entered the stall I saw the woman did not flush the toilet.
Looking down with disgust something caught my eye.
I saw little white spots in her poop and on closer look can see there were white worms.
Pinworms I thought.
I thought to myself "no don't do it" but I became aroused.
I stuck my finger in the poop and picked one up it squirmed on my finger.
The took my finger and rubbed the worm near the entrance of my ass hole. I felt it squirm.
"It is trying to enter me to infect me!"
The thought made me rock hard. I could feel it enter in me. Its new home. I reached down and got more worms and poop and shoved it up my ass more.
Thought of what i had done made me cum real hard.
I left the bathroom with my find safely inside me. Then next day I went to the bathroom. I looked in my feces and did not see any worms if figured they died.
I was relieved in a way, I put the parasite in me but it died and not to worry.
After a few weeks I forgot about it .
But then one morning after about a month , I looked at my poop and saw it full of white worms. Omg they are in me!. "The are living breeding inside me!" "I am infected!" Then I cum so hard at the thought like inever did before.
I did not seek treatment .
After two weeks I decided to play with them .
I reached into my poop and got a few on my finger and went to see if one would crawl up my pee cum hole . I watched it wiggle and move as it slowly entered the feeling made me almost cum but resisted.
Then I put another one in. I was thinking after a few weeks what will it look like when I cum. I have a way of delivering a gift by having sex.
Thinking about it made me smile.
>>699716766
No, I came to watch you try to use your blade studies as your stick arms snap the minute your katana meets resistance.
>>699714565
Obviously not genuine. Some of you cunts can't tell the difference between the real deal and a parody of cringe.
>>699715625
I was the same growing up. Mum knew I was a loner and tried so hard to help but I was just too retarded to make friends. At least I'm not ugly though. This pit makes me sad.
>>699715422
>cd no such file or directory
>cd. . Command not found
I lol'd out loud
>>699716936
Nice anecdotal evidence you got there.
>>699717998
LMFAO no fucking way is that mane real
>>699717373
to be fair she doesnt code and is a model that is encouraging women to code.
>>699713500
An obtuse angle
>>699715782
don't abuse kirino kthx
>>699715782
Oh man the mental illness that goes into this is not something I want to dwell on
>>699718046
>rancid swine
>>699714100
That the same kid with the Guild Wars 2 headphones?
>>699716591
All the keks
>>699718433
they do the same thing for young monkeys that dont have a mother. Any living thing that has 0 intimate contact with another living thing will be fucked up. I'm just glad it gives them comfort. That is true suffering.
>>699714538
> I'm 31 and never had a job
Lost, it's too much
>>699714007
>My penis now looks like a peperami
fuckin keK
>>699717755
in my country a beard is allowed in military when "trimmed, unobtrusive and well-kept"
Thanks OP. I have just cringed so hard that my own head has receded between my shoulder blades like a turtle. 10/10 cringe thread.
>>699715548
I've said this before. I would probably join something like this.
>>699716760
hahaha fucking got me
>>699717088
Yes
>>699718653
Yeah I agree. I'm not gonna rob them of their coping mechanism. But it's not something I like to dig into too deeply, it's depressing.
>>699718550
story?
>>699715520
What?
>>699716137
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS HAVE FRIENDS AND I'M SITTING HERE ALONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699714309
she is kinda cute
>>699714545
Offer and demand, fucking autistic feminist
>>699713500
Lost
>>699718550
It's like they just threw in 3-4 average looking people in with a bunch weebs
>>699715520
Jezus
>>699713030
>jimmy is the one who took the screenshot
at least hes self aware
>>699718908
this shit aint nothing they just had on the news a story about a grandson scamming his granparents out of their home by taking them out to lunches and dinners and fun places while the realator showed the house to potential buyers. Completely homeless now with only their small social security checks to live on and the mother of the son sided with the son because they went to the news about it. bitch wont let them live with them and now they have to live on the streets. someone made them a charity account and it couldnt even raise the minimum even with all that press. People are the most fucked up they have ever been in modern history.
>>699718550
Is that a Kinda displayer in the middle of red neck trash?
whats with the fedora? i know its synonymous with these kind of people but why do they choose it?
>>699713500
her name?
>>699716641
Border Patrol requires us to shave every day prior to shift.
>>699715192
Yeah, except womens and mens blades are different. Go ahead and shave your face with a womens blade. Smooth as a babies ass, then have your wife/girlfriend use your blade on her leg. She'll probably knick her legs up and fuck up the blades. The girl in the post is stupid as she doesn't even bother pointing out the quality differences that make up for the price points.
>>699714372
well if she wasnt mentally retarded she would pick the man razor since there's more and cost less, She's saying its exactly the same anyway.
they always complain about these little shit even tho they pay everything else cheaper...
>>699718868
SA Goon meetup probably. Or some reddit meetup. One and the same.
>>699718226
yeah kinda like your "internet facts"
>>699715376
>comptence
>>699714309
10/10 would bang
>>699714309
Reminds me of when they aired those thumb movies on cartoon network
>>699716276
why wet jeans near his right knee?
>>699718946
just a little confidence will let most people get away with pretty much anything. Its a strange world. for what its worth, this guy probably doesnt have any friends or family that like him anymore.
>>699715070
>>699714100
same kid
>>699716427
Is that grown up Koichi from Jojo?
>>699719685
in my humble opinion, this is mostly sad and not really cringey
>>699719990
nothing cringier than anime reaction pics, pretty sure you are like this guy >>699719561
>>699719990
lol that bait, you saved and posted this pic in this thread yourself too didn't you?
>>699719990
You gotta admit this is sorta true
>>699714372
>using gender pro-nouns
How oppressive.
fresh oc coming this way
>>699720291
>>699718946
Because youre not quite weird enough for the autists to flock to you like they do to each other, but just autistic enough for people to not like you.
>>699720428
part 2
>>699719344
>>699718550
no dont do this to my son kaiba
>>699714431
noooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoo
>>699712935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWTF_C3TBE
another gem from the mad man himself
>>699719454
>>699718550
Shame the hawt azn isn't playing ball
>>699720291
So you drool cum
>>699715520
those comments gave me cancer
although you can't compare cause the aim of both functions is different, I have to say that both are badly implemented.
who remembers this?
>>699720710
I would have so much fun in that pool if they brought liquor
>>699715017
gb2reddit
>>699718550
Jesus fuck that hamburger kids teeth to the right. Fucking kill yourself.
>>699714538
Lost it at 31 kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaFCfkpRdck
>>699720710
wasnt that a 4chan meet up? Some guy made off with 2,000$ or some shit.
>>699720807
How? He jack them or something?
>>699716515
He'd crush your fist with his while squeezing your throat as you squeal like a pig
>>699718550
That girl on the right, looking off camera as if to say she knows she lost a bet and is going to be mocked endlessly.
>>699716591
holy shit
now that he was pointed out that guy in the blue hoodie is my cousin. he used to wear that hoodie all of the time now he wears pic related
>>699719304
Link?
>>699720807
Dashcon. A Tumblr meetup, and it was a lot more than $2000 they milked the rubes out of.
>>699715070
christ almighty the least he can do is make them less crooked
>>699720752
poor girl those comments probably made thing worst loll
>>699720850
Found an article about it heres what it said, it was called "Dashcon" if your curious.
"Over the course of one weekend, the organizers took $17,000 from conventiongoers as part of an emergency fundraising drive, failed to pay any of their high-profile guests, and attempted to compensate disappointed ticket-holders by offering them an “extra” hour in a children’s ball pit. The ball pit only fit around six people. There was apparently not a very long queue."
>>699720235
especially the random:3 kills me
>>699720752
horrible
>>699718550
>white people
>>699721480
Seems like a fun crowd
>>699714431
If this is actually true I need to fly where this fucker is and bitch slap him back to reality. Or kill him and adopt the kid so he gets a better education and childhood
>>699721040
looks like its been removed from the nbc site. They only have the most recent stories and crap on the website. probably will never hear about it again. it was sad as hell, the grandfather was just trying to hold back tears the whole time.
>>699714149
it's just a terribly taken photo, not that bad
>>699716766
seeking wizard status, he might make it...
>>699719794
The ground was a bit damp, but that was a few years ago so I can't say for sure.
Also...it feels very strange to be part of a cringe thread. Bound to happen sometime I guess.
>>699716100
Why do I have the urge to beat the shit out of people who do shit like this?
>>699714120
Oh fuck, that's bad.
>>699718550
All the Fat Chicks have their Tits out.
>>699720752
Jesus christ what is that?
>>699719593
ha, that curtain...
>>699720996
sweet hoodie
>>699716606
Fucking hell, I bet you at least one or more of these fuvkers are in here
>>699715070
I know this kid and he's now a state trooper
Kek
>>699717737
Kek
>>699715782
If i remember right, this was a youtube video where the guy was acting purposely like this
