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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

Post pics of conversation.
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>>699651810
Roll
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>>699651810
Rolly eben doe ill nvr get a fokun d00b
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no balls.
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roll
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Roll
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Jokes on you, last girl I messaged is my gf, till anyways.
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Roll
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rollin'
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>>699652877
>>699652833
Winrars
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Roll, will be gf either way so whatever
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>>699652833
>>699652877
kek'd
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>>699653088
Hahaha feggit
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I'll roll 1 time mostly because I really like the girl I'm texting.
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>>699653088
Doubble kekd
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>>699653088
Fag
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roll
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>>699651810
Rollin harder than adele
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Roll
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>>699653256
Can I get a triple kek?
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rollimg
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>>699653300
Triple kek'd
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i hope
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Rollerino
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>>699651810
lol i aint even doin shit
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>>699653844
Winrar
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>>699651810
what if we have? unless it's quads...
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roll
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Rollllllin'
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>>699654211
winrar
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Rolling for being safe. I never get dubs so no trubz for me
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>>699654312
But then you get trips...
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>>699651810
rollingbowling
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It was my friend's girlfriend. Dubs here I come.
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rolling for dubs
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>>699655057
roll
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rolemeister
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>>699654963
could just do it anyways
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roll
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No dubs
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>>699653088
delivering cause im not a bitch
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>>699651810
Roll
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k
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Roll
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time for gay sexting
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I play this game for a rush
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>>699655322
kek
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rollerino
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>>699655283
Matt you stupid faggot
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>>699651810
i dont understand the rules, can you clarify?
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>>699651810
I'm sorry if I roll dubs, ginger friend.
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Roll
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>>699655377
Ur dun 4
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>>699655496
Don't be gay :^)
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Qhats quints?
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>>699655260
You dun put your dick in crazy.
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>>699655550
that was my roll so i can identify my post
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>>699651810
Rolling the JOint
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>>699655549
Im doing it now
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>>699655260
couldn't be more fake
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>>699655260
Drop that bitch asap she's gonna go bad
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Roll
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Roll
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>>699655283
Zozzled
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Roll
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roll
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Roll
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rollin'
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>>699651810
Roll
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>>699651810
Rolly polly
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Check em!
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>>699656523
Shit that was too close
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Roll
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Let's git it boys

Rollin
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I probably won't deliver anyway.
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>>699651810
rollin
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rollin for dubs tbh. Have a friend i wanna test this on
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Roll
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>>699651810
roll
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>>699656534
Rockek'd. Oh well, reroll!
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rollin
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>>699651810
rolling for dubs
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ITT everyone is a faggot
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>>699656754
Rerollin
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Anotha roll
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>>699651810
I'm going to get dem dubs
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roll
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>>699656844
It's all on you
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>>699656751
REROLL!
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>>699656866
Fucking called it and winrar
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>>699656887
reroll
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Rolling
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Why
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>>699656951
roll
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Dubs get
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Rollin for dubs m8s
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>>699656678
Then test it on them anyway, anon.
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>>699656910
REEEEERAWL!
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rollin for the dubs
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I'll roll.
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Trips.
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>>699653088
KEKEKEK
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>>699657051
Rerollin for dubs. More excited for this than i should be tbh
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roll
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i guess ill roll
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Mkay
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I won't do it
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>>699657053
REROLL! DUBS GET PLS!
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rollin rollin rollin
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rol
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>>699657146
reroll
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>>699657122
Shit.
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lol roll
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roll
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>>699657244
tfw
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why the fuck would you reroll? if you want to do it, just do it

is it a feeling of gambling? what's the deal?
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Roll
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rollllllll
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Rollin
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>>699657219
One of these days.... REROLL!
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I'm not lucky enough for dubs :(
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>>699655283
Fucking lol.
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Rolling
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Cmon lucky dice
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>>699655377
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roll
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Rollin. Danger dubs ahead
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>>699656857
if you're rerolling you might as well just do it.

>will not delivar if dubs
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Singles get.
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>>699657314
It's like they don't have enough confidence to do it and need to be forced
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>>699657345
Damn it. Reroll.
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Roll figs
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How do you roll anyway
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>>699655283
awesome
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Singles get
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>>699657599
congrats
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>>699657523
>>699657522
STOLE MY DUBS GOD DAMN IT! REROLL!
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Dubs PLS
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Rollin
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Fuck it, I'll roll
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More singles
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>>699657712
Reroll because why not
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>>699651810
Oh no oh no
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>>699657681
I'll get it eventually....
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>>699657655
Same to you
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>>699657811
>>699657800
>>699657788
god dam 3 dubs in a row. Welp, better do it
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>>699657681
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>>699657122
>>699657244
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>>699657788
>>699657800
>>699657811
Three meme friends in a row!
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>>699655260
aha fuck
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Check em
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>>699656844
delivering because not a faggot
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>>699657916
Alright, I was the double eights. Give me a sec and I'll post the results.
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I BELIEVE IN DOUBLES
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>>699657849
>>699657681
>>699657523
>>699657345
>>699657219
>>699657053
>>699656910
>>699656751
>>699656534
So many single gets, how long can I go before a dub.
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>>699657811
There we go. Delivered
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>>699658004
Wow, who are you talking with? A prissy Mormon?
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>>699657864
sadness
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>>699657864
friendzoned
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>>699658068
R.I.P
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roll
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ok
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>>699658068
ouch
context?
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>>699657864
REKT
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>>699658169
Nah, but she's never done anything before. She's only 20 but still Virgin. Her first kiss was 2 weeks ago.
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>>699658068
RIP
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Roll
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>>699657929
>>699658151
Why I oughta....
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Roll
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>>699658068
Rekt and kek'd
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>>699658380
you fucking suck. just do it.
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>>699655283
Gia nigguh
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>>699658380
Me taking your dubs :^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
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>>699658466
If she wasn't 3000 miles away maybe I would.
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>>699651810
RolliNg
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>>699658380
Running out of relevant spiderman images....
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>>699651810
Rolllin
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>>699658004
very weird reply

religion?
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roolerino
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what do
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rolling
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>>699658440
>>699658332
>>699658264
>>699658240
>>699658068

Guys does this not look fake to you?
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>>699658264
deleted the conversation a few hours ago known her for a long time and have had a crush on her for the past few months...
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>>699658689
Do you like sucking dicks ?
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>>699658689
What does it take to become so lovely?
send pic with it
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>>699658689
GET NUDES
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>>699658689
Ask her why she so hard to put out.. She 3/10
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>>699658594
>>699658545
>>699658498
If only I could get one dub.
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>>699658689
Why haven't we fucked yet
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>>699658689
Wow, she sounds fucking retarded, and is a hard-to-get champion. End contact immediately.
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>>699651810
nigger roll
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>>699658689
ahaha well this turns out pretty well, just ask her what she likes in life idk

or you can just send a dick pic, this would be funnier
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no dubs here
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>>699658814
>>699658831
>>699658839
>>699658851
>>699658886

too many suggestions dubs gets the winrarr
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>>699658068
She wants the D anon give it to her
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>>699658886
Roll
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>>699658875
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>>699658875
Just do it you fucking pussy
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>>699658629
Partially. Mainly this:
>>699658321
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Delivering
She knew
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>>699658851
Roll
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reeeell
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>>699659062
You're a faggot
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>>699658068
so fake the only thing that hurts is you went though with editing this to get a response
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>>699658165
Delivered a different pic because other girl was rip
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>>699658831
roll for dubs
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>>699659038
>>699659034
FUCKIN WOT?!?
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>>699659062
Hah fucking loser
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>>699651810
Jokes on you I never texted a female
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>>699659062
"Bud" Get fucked
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>>699658875
Why do you need dubs if you want it so badly
if you wish to send the text, do so, stop being a pussy
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>>699659159
>pvp
Pls be dark souls gril
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>>699659179
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>>699659215
Jokes on you you'll never get dubs
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>>699659298
It is actually
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>>699659080
Rollllllllll
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>>699659323
Pussy detected
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>>699658068
Bro she wants it!!!
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>>699658814
Roll
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>>699659062
haha you are pathetic
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>>699659272
>>699659323
I JUST WANT A FUCKING DUBS!
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>>699659364
You HAVE to smash now, if need be drop the 4chan act. That girl is a fucking keeper
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>>699659398
kek
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heh
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>>699658068
update
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>>699659398
Swing and a miss
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>>699659398
I will. Then you have to change your opinion.
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>>699659508
LOL
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>>699659398
Ball dropped, brother. Ask a nice question and get in her pants
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>>699659508
fake
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>>699659398
Will you fuck my sister while I watch?
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>>699659508
kek
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>>699659481
>>699659384
Reroll....
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>>699659495
>>699659521

what do now

>>699659570
>>699659543
>>699659577
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rull
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>>699659621
Pussy in our midst men
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>>699659508
Zozz
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>>699659621
How many singles have I got at this point?
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>>699651810
My ex.

>shoudl be fun but no dubs
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>>699659062
> Anime profile pic
> Automatically loser anyway.
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roll
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>>699659644
Deliverrrrt
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>>699655260
Hey let me take her for a spin cuckboy
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check em
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>>699659756
>>699659680
Running out of reaction images over here....
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what do
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>>699659829
>Staged Convo
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Roll
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Roll
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>>699659508
dis fake
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Nevermind last girl answered me.
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>>699659793
reroll anon
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>>699660008
holy shit that was close
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>>699659939
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Rollin'
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>>699660098
Rerollin'
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>>699660074
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Roll
> Physically impossible to message her anyway because she blocked me because she dumped me for another guy and accused me of rape and now i'm gonna sue for slander
>Beta.
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rolling
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r0ll
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