Life Advice.
Post age and what advice would you give for life. Let it be something you experienced first hand.
Dont let him humiliate you in front of every one. Punch him in the face
Don't be fat
Don't trust that bitch- she'll cheat on you
Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"
And the most important-
Don't drink that milk from last month, even if it is a bet and you get $50 for it. It's not worth it
Always have a pack of gum on you when you go out.
>>699652146
>Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"
I used to believe in this. Then I caught the incurable.
>>699651028
Remember, time means shit in a relationship.
>>699652322
why?
>>699652510
mind to elaborate ?
>>699652322
Settle down, Doublemint Dave
>>699651028
>30
>If you're going to another country to visit, live like the locals. Extra money in your pocket when you get back from your trip is better than drinking some overpriced wine which you piss after a couple of hours.
>live within your means
>try not to use credit card. If you need to get something online, use the prepaid ones. Less stress.
>>699651028
>10
>never fucking touch internet
>>699651028
Always believed in yourself
>>699652567
You can be years with a girl, be loyal to her, trying to change for better, but the moment she loses interest, its over.
>>699653070
>9
>Waifu from putin
>>699652146
This and also use a condom. We don't want an army of /b/tards any soon. Many of us are wizards and will end without spreading. A small minority will have fucked up kids who will then g on to be themselves /btards
>>699651028
Stay away from Pakis. They're all smelly, lying and deceitful. They're cheaper than Jews and their smiles are hollow.
Source: 42 years old, raised in Pakistani school, Pakistani neighbourhood, have worked in Pakistani workplaces
>>699652946
+1
>>699653179
I get it now.
>>699652322
God damn it doublemint dave.
>>699651028
>>699651028
29 years old.
My advice is you gotta lift a lot of weight to get swole as fuck
>>699651028
25 and never gamble. If you do gamble though, in UK, you can always get a debt relief order to write off debt between £10,000 - £20,000. Credit rating will be fucked though.
>>699653179
painful truth
Sex is overated
Is not worth to be upset for small things
You should exercise
Try to be nice to people
>>699653397
This is bullshit, in England, pakis are the friendliest guys ive met. I am on friendly terms with a few from 2 different shops and they give me discounts and always fun to talk to.
>>699653179
Are you me? This is awkward as fuck. 4 and a half years into yellow fever. She dumps me for a sandnigger.
>>699651028
You always have a choice, and when you have to look someone in the eye and tell them you fucked up, you won't be able to say "the right choice wasn't convenient at the time" or "they told me to"
>>699651028
38. be patient.
>>699653397
oh let me guess you're blonde and look like a silly cunt who drinks more beer than he can handle on friday nights... Pakis love you because you have dat $ son
>>699653684
>paki detected
m8 i'm british too and live in rochdale. it is a paki filled shithole and every street in every pakistani area is filled with trash and shit. they spit when you walk past with your girlfriend if she isn't fully fucking clothed yet they're constantly being done for raping 14 year old white schoolgirls. one of the shitty labour paki councillors for rochdale had his whole family go to fucking syria to try to join isis. every time i go to tesco i see them shoplifting. every. single. time.
you must live somewhere with one or two pakis, once there's a few of them they really start to take the piss.
>>699653684
>>699653684
Funny cause I have Pakis living nextdoor and they let their child shit in my back garden under my bedroom window.
>>699653684
>friendliest
lrn2 taquiyya
it's in the quran to be friendly with and deceive non muslims until you can kill them you pleb
50
All that stuff about how life was easier back in the day before baby boomers ruined everything?
It's bullshit, stop telling yourself that.
It was hard to get jobs then too.
The difference was that our generation wasn't told that they could be anything they wanted,
so we didn't have any expectations on what life was "supposed" to be like.
We moved out of the house, lived in shit apartments, doing shit jobs,
until we got enough experience to move up in life.
So the sooner you stop making excuses for why you haven't succeeded yet, and just move on with life, the better.
>>699654101
Well I'm from Bournemouth maybe its different here
>>699651028
Don't be an alcoholic.
>>699654292
that's actually wrong my friend. taquiyya is only used by chia which are just a fraction of muslims
>33
>Join The Military And Kill Sandniggers
>>699653684
>in England, pakis are the friendliest guys ive met
HAHAHAHAHAHA
where the fuck do you live? somewhere with one paki in a corner shop? come to a town with more than 20 of them, where all they do is fucking rape and moan and build mosques.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
>pakis
>friendliest guys in england
>a few fine examples above
When you are drained out of motivation or feeling to do something to change yoir life. Just do it, no matter how humiliating, or how much hesitation you think you will have. Make the change.
>>699653684
You're trolling, right? 1/10 for making me respond
>>699652872
wasnt there some thread about a gum guy named that a while ago or something like that?
>>699654712
Triggered or what
22
Accept that racism will always exist, even if it's disguised as something positive.
You don't have to forget the past but you do need to learn to move on.
Surround yourself with positive things and stuff that makes you happy.
>>699651028
let your gf tongue your asshole
it sounds weird when you're only 14 but believe me you're going to grow into an anal master in six years but you will never have such a qt suck you like that again
>>699653684
>>699653684
They are really friendly. In Leeds I see them at the bus station every schoolday at around 3.30-5pm sitting down next to the schoolgirls and talking to them. Then they go back to their shitty 80s Mercedes and Ford Fiestas with them.
>>699654342
This. Motherfucking this! I'm 30 and millennials who say that makes me rage.
>there's no cellphone and ipod and other bullshit back then
>appliances are expensive but they were built to last
>people fix things
>universities have had high standards
>only smart people go to universities
>families were strong because mothers stay home and raise their family
>kids play outside because less do-gooders call CPS
Don't be introvert.
Don't let your life be controlled by anyone else.
Show strength and some self consciousness
>>699651028
22
Dont focus on other people going toward the same goal as you. Just focus and work hard for yourself, not to beat anyone else or prove anything to anyone else
26
Stay in school. It's dumb, and it's made for dumb people, but it's still the best way forward. That one's mostly for my past self.
Almost any social or political opinion has at least a little bit of truth to it. You're doing well if you see more truth in those different from you than they see in you.
Nice people are less likely to take advantage of you than jerks, but it matters much more how likely they are to face consequences than how nice they are.
Pity others and give the benefit of the doubt often, but never spare yourself any more than you must to maintain some self-esteem. Complacency kills.
>>699655056
same in rochdale. i was walking home from work two weeks ago and caught one in a bush, he was about 20 and with a girl who looked about 13. they were just gawping at me mid grope and i just shook my head and kept walking because fuck it. say anything and you're racist, don't need the trouble.
>>699655167
>don't be an introvert
It's hard when you're a conservative and you live in Toronto. You could trigger someone without even knowing it. Fuck this city!
>>699655317
I've lost my respect to public schools here in Toronto. They're promoting degeneracy to kids.
>>699651028
If you ever find yourself saying "I can find better then her"
>Stop
No you can't, because if you could you would have.
So appreciate what you have.
Because you may find yourself saying she was the best I ever "had".
>a forewarning
18
Don't be a faggot and wait to get your license
>>699653684
There must be something in the English air, because they behave like total savages everywhere else in the world. Wait a minute... don't they rape and abuse little girls in England by the tens of thousands?
>>699654352
Come to Bolton, I'll let you stay over to get the full experience. First thing in the morning this is what wakes you up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8
After that it's the call to prayer a few times a day ringing out over the beautiful British hills.
>>699655733
>>699654712
>>699655802
no, as you can see they are lovely people
>>699652146
>Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"
then realize casual sex is overrated af, and is only good 30% of the time. get bored of it and a bit depressed and go back to searching for the one.
Then realise you've been friends with the one for the longest time but you never noticed and you didn't even think of her that way.
fuck sex dude.
She's so perfect you would wait all the time of your life for her, because when someone is the definition of perfection it's impossible to not fall in love with them no matter how hard you try.
Then you'll see this is what love really is, it's not the bs you see in movies, it's not the classically romantic dates. It's chilling and talking shit while you wait for the machines at the laundromat to be over. It's the going to parties until the sun comes out, grabbing some egg mc muffins and enjoying the silence. It's the climbing a tree because when was the last time you climbed a tree. Is the actually enjoying small talk. is the not wanting sex just to get laid, it's the wanting to be able to express your love in a physical way.
>TL;DR
You're never too young to find the one, when you do, you'll know, because you'll also understand what love is.
>>699654871
You're right. Europe needs to learn to tolerate this type of behavior. After all, it's their culture, and it's quite enriching tbh.
>>699651028
21/ Don't try to start a relationship when feeling lonely, be sure you actually like the person.
18
Take the road test, you couldve had your license 5 months ago but you forgot
>>699653555
this
>>699652146
hahahaha the edge
>21
Traps are superior to vanilla women
>>699651028
38 yr oldfag here, not going to read the thread so there may be some redundancies, Gonna strip it down to a few real basic, important things. Some I learned through experience, some I learned watching my family/friends go through
>don't stick dick in crazy
>life isn't all about money, it's about relationships, memories and experience
>pay your taxes
>don't get hung up on a bitch, there are literally billions of them out there
>treat your future self like you would a dear friend, or family member.
>if your family doesn't suck, stay close to them. Your parents love you, (unless they don't), and your siblings will be the closest link to you past you will ever have.
>ANYTHING is ok in MODERATION, it's ok to enjoy yourself, just don't go ham
>don't get married unless you are willing to give up yourself to being married.
>if you do get married and end up with kids, that is your new primary goal and objective in life, nothing else will be. So think about it before jumping into family life
>super serious relationships if you're younger than 25 is a bad idea, you're still a kid, chances are he/she is too. I don't care how cool, experienced you think you are.
>if you get the opportunity, travel, learn about world around you
>confidence is hot. Be comfortable in your own skin, don't get hung up on things you cannot control.
>take care of yourself. Eat as well as you can, work out if/when you can
>again, moderation, you don't have to go crazy.
>remember that the people around you are just people, just like you, going through the same type of experience you are. Be nice to them, don't make assumptions, you can't ever really be too sure why someone has done something they have, or why they are the way they are.
Finally there is something I always think to myself when making a choice a decision. It sounds gay AF but hasn't let me down yet.
>do the right thing, in all things.
>>699656183
You're a fag and you're scared that your friends and family would judge and disown you, so, you make yourself believe that traps are better.
>>699654709
Thanks man.. People like you make the world more peaceful one sandnigger at a time
>>699654101
From Manchester here. Don't blame Pakistan for making your town shit, it's just a shit place. Also your females are crazy as fuck, not the good kind.
>>699651028
26. Don't become alcoholic during college if you can help it.
>>699656765
>implying the females are somehow different 11 miles away in manchester
>>699656765
Rochdale is in Greater Manchester you knob jockey
>>699655643
Well that's highly subjective I would say.
>>699656469
REAL IMPORTANT:
>do the right thing, in all things.
Don't fuck people over just for the sake of it, even if they deserve it. People are just people. Don't be a dick.
>>699657090
Unless you're dealing with a mudslime. Never trust a mudslime.
>>699651028
20. Don't fall in love with a girl who's getting married in a week and don't stay up all night cuddling with her in your bed the day before her wedding.
>>699655643
Dude I needed this advice so long ago.. Why were you fapping to traps instead? Fucking faggot
24
Nothing is free
>>699657262
>>699657339
Story time, faggot. do it!
>>699657497
Well?
>>699651028
30 years old.
Check your car's fluids every day. Make it a part of your morning routine. You'll extend the live of your automobile by at least 100k miles.
>>699652946
>don't use credit card
Terrible advice
It's important to build credit
>>699655899
I hope you're right. I don't think you're right.
>>699651028
where can i get the garlic-cheese bread in the pic? this shit is my thing...
im 28, advice:
NEVER change a winning team
dont talk about your winning team, others will try to take over
From the future.
Dont shut the door when youre mom changes. she trying to fuck too /b/
>>699657805
If you can pay it, sure. Unfortunately, majority of credit card holders are digging themselves in debt. You could also build a good credit with phone and cable companies.
>>699655899
this nigga right. casual sex gets real old, real fast. I am:
>>699656469
I look way younger than I am and went through a phase where I was banging 18-22 yr olds all the time when I around 30-ish.
Get super old, super quick. Also makes you feel like shit. I mean, it's one thing to go out and get laid cause you need to get laid, sure yeah we all do that. But it isn't a contest to see how many chicks you can fuck.
Turn your hobby into a business; If you collect comic books or other collectibles? buy, sell, and trade. You like dirt bikes or 4x4s? Learn how to weld. Play an instrument? Learn how to set-up and refurbish junk gear for profit.
If you have a skill that most other people don't, you can ride out tough times in your other profession.
>>699657500
I fell in love with a girl who had the same feelings for me back. She had been with the same guy for 3 years and he was losing interest in her. We became incredibly close, and I admitted my feelings for her at 7AM (a couple hours after we hung out from 2AM-5AM) and she came over to my place. We cuddled untill 11AM and she told me she was too afraid of change to call off the wedding. I went to the wedding, and left. I came back a couple hours later to their house while people were just hanging out and drinking, I had drank an entire leter of wine and didn't eat anything that day because I was so upset about the situation. I threw shit and broke shit, I told everyone about my love for her, and I completely ruined her wedding night. She blocked me and told me to never contact her again. That was 2 weeks ago and I've been really fucking sad about it.
22
Don't fuck the trap or try to have sex with a male. It's seriously not worth it and the pornogs make it seem like it's okay.
It's not. It is gay as fuck. You're not gay for doing it but, you will be gay if you enjoy it. Enjoying it means you're part of the problem now.
Don't do it.
Also, just fucking talk to her. It doesn't hurt and if you get closure/rejected you'll feel a lot better than wonder. Also, you won't hate your self for not talking to her.
>>699651028
42. don't get married. >EVER
>>699658525
Literally, it's the only thing I want in life.
>>699658640
don't do it.
>>699651028
28.
Dont use a credit card unless you have the money on hand to pay it back. Do so immediately.
Do not accept credit limit increases. If you need it, its a good sign you will fuck it up.
Start researching now how to start your own business. Its as easy as importing cheap coffee from africa and mailing it to amazon to sell for you. The internet and globalisation lets you cut the corporation out of anything now. You can provide any service for a better wage than any company can pay. More if you can get a skill from on the job training then take off on your own.
Women happen if you keep meeting them. If they dont, youre searching out of your league. Dont worry about them.
Psychology is a reputable field of science that is hidden behind shit tonnes of pop psychology thats pseudoscientific bullshit. If your life sucks, your family doctor, yes, a physician, can help, its that well understood. A blood test can reveal some mental illnesses.
Don't buy a house unless its in a booming area and youll get a real turn around and you can afford it. The market is shit and rents not so bad. Invest the savings instead.
Healthy eating consists of lean meat and fresh produce. Gmos are safe. Stick to that as much as you can. Learn to cook. Its extremely easy. If you cant, cook asian. Its literally add this much of these 4 ingredients, and fry meat in it. Cheap delicious and good for you.
Read books. Self directed research on the internet always leaves you with wide gaps in your knowledge because you will always pick and choose.
Forget politics. You aren't qualified to talk about it. I have an education in political science. I know enough to know Youre all wrong about all of it and im not even qualified to comment.
Everyone thinks theyre the good guy. Period.
Someone will always think youre "that guy". Stop trying to be perfect.
24. Go into college right after high school.
>>699657500
This is her. Can you imagine having this grip you tightly, laying with you in bed, cuddling with you? Having her look into your eyes for 5 seconds with nothing but the look of love and then have her kiss you? She did that with me, and now I can never see her again. I miss her so much.
>>699655257
>>699658245
It's her fault, too. Why would she play with you like that? Just call off the wedding if she's really into you. Sure, it would upset people but it's better than she's cheating now or later because she's not really into her now husband
>>699658804
THIS
and get a real degree...not some faggot ass liberal arts degree in "gay african women's art appreciation"
>>699657339
dude you posted this days ago on a same thread I started I think we need story here. Full details. Green text please
>>699651028
Work hard at school and get paid many times what your peers get for almost no work.
The more highly qualified you are the better.
BSc and PhD here, work as an Astronomy lecturer at Wolfson college Cambridge.
By best friend from school always arsed around and he picks up rubbish for the council.
I get paid 7x what he does and all I do is talk to people who don't know if I'm right or not and then mark their work.
I also get 14 weeks of paid holidays and I met my wife at Uni and she makes £1.2M per annum.
>>699656469
I like you.
Wait, uhhh faggot.
>>699658914
Why would you not want to. Now you can pretty much have sex when her husbands out and not have to worry about the stupid couple bullshit.
33.
Escorts are fucking awesome. Use them.
That's really about the only advice I need to give.
Most of you are young and stupid and are gonna come at me with "b-but muh paying for sex is beta!" shit. Putting aside the fact that that's bullshit and tons of famous and successful people do it, you don't realize how much of a quality of life thing it is.
You don't realize how much time and energy you spend on women. You don't realize how little control you actually have over your own sex life. You don't realize how incredible literally never having to think about women at all and being able to get sex whenever you want is. You don't realize how great being able to fuck women who look the way you want and will do the things you want is.
Escorts. They will make you 100% happier. I guarantee it.
>>699651028
noko
32. Try to end up with someone you can reason with, rather than someone you can't stop fucking.
>>699658914
Sorry to hear that mate. But she played with your feelings. If she truly loved you she would have done one of the two things.
1- Cancel the weeding and marry you.
2- Give you the cold shoulder and not get close to you in that way. Since she knew she can't be with you she should have let your heart at peace.
You deserve better /b/ro pick yourself up
>>699655643
I did this. She eventually left me after 4 years. Does not matter if your better than her, shits going to end anyway
>>699659462
If you just want sex that's good advice.
Do you see yourself having a family in the end at all?
>>699659462
LOL! charlie sheen said it best...
"i don't pay hookers for sex, i pay them to leave"
now he has the AIDS
>>699659304
this, had me till the end. I get the idea though.
>still gay though
26
>Always prefer to learn from personal experience, especially the younger you are. It's important to have a point of reference for many situations that may follow in your life
>Pain is a friend. If you do something you should be able to, but you are in pain, you need to fix it. I used to have a severe backpain from sitting practically most of my day. Now that I exercise my worst pain is usually from muscle restoration/growth, which is good and it feels good.
>If you haven't, learn to exercise. Don't go to the gym, go outside and run. You 'll get better stamina (which is good for everything), your muscles will feed on oxygen, you ll kill some of your time that you'd be bored and at the very fucking least you will pick up the number one skill for avoiding bad situations on the streets.
>Honesty is the best way to live your life with. You don't have to remember compounding lies all the time or live in an unsatisfying manner. You don't have to pay mistakes, reinforced by bad luck. And if you are wrong on something, or have something you need to learn, it's the best way to get feedback.
>Learn basic survival skills. It doesn't matter if you live in the center of your capital or the most far away farm in the most rural area of the country, knowing how to cook, clean/maintain shit (house, car, sinks etc) is your key to never end up homeless or dependent.
>Don't smoke. Even if it's just for weed there are a lot better alternatives that are more easily concealed than fucking cigarettes. On the same note, do weed. Do it until you learn to relax and be able to release your more creative sides. For me it widened my tasting palette, made exercise into an adventure, also allowed me to get into more types of music, and arts. Weed makes you more open to things and for that you need to be always at alert, but if you do it right it enhances your experiences
>Everything in moderation!
>>699657941
explain please.
>>699651028
age 30
my advise for you op: always always always always poop standing up
> will change your life forever
>>699658734
>I have an education in political science. I know enough to know Youre all wrong about all of it and im not even qualified to comment.
But you commented about it anyway and told us (who may happen to be right) that we are arbitrarily wrong. You should have studied English at whatever community college left you uneducated on the subject you studied for a number of years.
>>699653483
kek
age: 20
1) hope life gets better when you turn 21 when you can pick up guys at the bar to fuck
2) don't be fat
3) whites are superior
4) guys will literally fuck anything
5) don't use 4chan
6) your selfies fucking suck
>>699659002
>>699658245
>>699658914
We had so much fun together before I ruined everything. Her boyfriend (before he was her husband) worked all day and then directly after work would go out and catch pokemon with his friends until 3AM. All he did was get angry and annoyed at her the whole week before their wedding and he spent no time with her.
We played horror games together, danced to the song "you spin me right round, we sat out on the deck and watched a thunder/lightning storm happen while we shared half a sub together, we had a little bonfire together and baked cookies, got high, got drunk, held hands (I don't remember holding her hand, I was so drunk that night but she told me that I did a few days later, when we were cuddling) and we talked about our lives. We talked about our childhood, our insecurities, religion, our favorite memories from the past, a shitload of stuff. At 12 AM I even biked to the store to buy her some chips and dip because she wanted some but was really depressed from her terrible day at work. She was so happy that I did that for her, she told me that nobody has ever gone out of their way for her like that before.
In the end, she told me that she couldn't live without him. She said she was suicidal without him and that she just can't change her life so drastically. Now I'm left back on my lonesome.
>>699659324
>>699659002
>>699658960
>>699657500
>>699659616
I just want to hear from her again, just one more time. I want to be her friend again.
17
Don't ever be with a girl that fucks up your mental state and gets you depressed because of her problems, also don't judge like a retard, even if everyone around you does it
>>699651028
>>699651028
Best thread I have ever come across in /b/ or maybe I wasn't looking right
>>699658734
>28
meto
>Dont use a credit card unless you have the money on hand to pay it back. Do so immediately.
Agreed
>Do not accept credit limit increases. If you need it, its a good sign you will fuck it up.
yea thats always good
Start researching now how to start your own business. Its as easy as importing cheap coffee from africa and mailing it to amazon to sell for you. The internet and globalisation lets you cut the corporation out of anything now. You can provide any service for a better wage than any company can pay. More if you can get a skill from on the job training then take off on your own.
Starting a local bussiness is easier then that. but still a good idea though.
>Women happen if you keep meeting them. If they dont, youre searching out of your league. Dont worry about them.
Im completely sick of them tbh
>Psychology is a reputable field of science that is hidden behind shit tonnes of pop psychology thats pseudoscientific bullshit. If your life sucks, your family doctor, yes, a physician, can help, its that well understood. A blood test can reveal some mental illnesses.
I may have to try this
>Don't buy a house unless its in a booming area and youll get a real turn around and you can afford it. The market is shit and rents not so bad. Invest the savings instead.
Implying I want to sell to my house
>Healthy eating consists of lean meat and fresh produce. Gmos are safe. Stick to that as much as you can. Learn to cook. Its extremely easy. If you cant, cook asian. Its literally add this much of these 4 ingredients, and fry meat in it. Cheap delicious and good for you.
Who doesnt know that????
>Forget politics. You aren't qualified to talk about it. I have an education in political science. I know enough to know Youre all wrong about all of it and im not even qualified to comment.
Okay its time to stop
>Everyone thinks theyre the good guy. Period.
I really am though good and evil is just a perception.
>>699660164
>Someone will always think youre "that guy". Stop trying to be perfect.
Im not even trying at this point.
>>699659780
Well, personally,,I hate kids and I think it'd be cruel to subject one to having me as a dad. I'd make the little bastard's life a living hell.
The point is, you don't look for women. You fuck your escorts, you go out and do your thing, live your life. In the course of doing so, you'll meet some women. You will wind up dating some. That's fine. Just don't go out of your way for them.
>>699659792
He was barebacking trannies and shit, though. Don't do that. Use reputable, high-end girls, and wrap your shit up.
>>699659984
Man fuck her. She's being fucked by her husband right now while you're here on /b/.
You don't need her in your life. If she wasn't such a bitch she would be with you right now.
Don't you dare accept her in your life again. It will only ruin you. And if she gets kids and gets a divorce don't you fucking dare take her. you're worth better than this faggot
>>699659984
No. Why would you want to hurt yourself again? Remember, she can't be honest with her husband. If they end up divorced and she came back to you, do you think that she won't do what she had done to her now husband if she lost interest to you?
>>699659616
She did do that. I had no idea she had really deep feelings for me, she hid it so well until the night before the wedding. I told her about my feelings for her, she took a little while to respond to it but she she "Are you home?" And I said yes. That's when she came over and we cuddled.
>>699659616
>1- Cancel the weeding and marry you.
Dude, pic related.
>>699660045
You're 17. Don't give advice. You're a kid. It's not love. It's infatuation.
>>699651028
I'm 30 years old.
The secret to happiness is knowing when not to care about something.
>>699660333
She tried really hard to resist her feelings for me. It wouldn't have happened if her husband would have given her literally any attention at all.
every day there are hundreds (if not thousands) of things that should kill me, but somehow my dumb ass avoids all of it. i've started thinking of it as outsmarting death, dodging fate's punches. every day that i'm alive is a big ol "fuck you" to nature, probability, and my own mortalilty. 28, had chronic depression for the past 7 years, still kickin B)
>>699659848
Thats easy to explain.
Politics is a full time job like any other that requires skill and experience, you couldnt grasp any of it unless youve done the job, because you dont know the first thing that goes into it. Also the general population are idiots that respond to rhetoric, so thats what they give you. Basically nothing they say is at all whats going to happen. That doesnt mean any party wont do good things, just that even if you like what they say, they arent giving you the whole picture.
Liberals believe any dumb shit you tell them, conservatives believe nothing smart you tell them.
And it shouldnt be amazing to you that someone can be educated in something and learn that "its way more complicated than anyone is making it, and everyones pretty much wrong." in fact if you are educated in anything at all, you'll find the same truth.
If you start to hate your degree part way through, don't just stick it out and finish for the sake of it. Switch to something that isn't going to make you miserable or will at least have a lot of different jobs for you to choose from.
Basically, don't take teaching unless you're absolutely certain you want to do it. Otherwise, you'll hate life and work way too hard for way too little.
>>699652364
same here i got genital herpes type 2 thanks to that and to top it off she was the one at the time.
>>699659973
My advice: don't give advice when you're 20. You don't know shit about shit.
>>699660542
Then be fucking honest to her husband. OY, CUNT! YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME ANYMORE! LET'S CANCEL THE WEDDING. IT WON'T LAST. The only words she needed to say.. But no.. She didn't do that. What happened? She ruined you emotionally and mentally.
>>699660268
Good advice, hope you get what you want out of life anon
>>699652364
Ew...you fell....in "love"?
>>699660542
How does it feel to be used like a disposable piece of shit to just mollify a retarded cunt?
Someone said it earlier: don't stick your dick into crazy.
>>699660356
Or she just wanted to feel you before her weeding. You know not to regret it after she's with a man.
My point. Remove her from your life
>>699660045
17 huh. I know thisll roll of your back, but you dont know shit bud.
Stick to reading for this thread.
>>699651028
Dont eat that with your Hands unless you let it cool down a little. It's fuckin hot!
>>699660921
Yes she did.
If you're not happy, change shit. If you keep being unhappy you haven't changed enough shit.
>>699660164
>who doesnt know this
In my circles, lots of people it seems. Your reality will differ.
>its all perception
Exactly.
>>699659302
you're what's wrong with the world. If you're a lecturer and all you care about is money you should feel ashamed.
>>699651028
>25
Your happiness is the most important thing
You don't have to do what people tell you
Stop getting your tits in a tangle
Social media is a lie
>>699651028
20
Kill yourself before you start to care too much.
>>699658525
aha yeah i never understood why in 2016, people were still doing that shit. i mean its getting clear this makes people miserable
30
Don't waste time in college until you know what you want to do for real.
Stay in fucking shape, eat like you did growing up, but its OK to splurge sometimes.
Don't start relationships with sex.
Don't date girls out of loneliness.
Once you get your head right, become a firefighter. You will be fulfilled as fuck, and you have always wanted to be like dad, but now things in Firefighting have changed and you will never get a job doing it competing against these young motherfuckers.
Don't start smoking, its a waste of time and is the start of your downward health spiral.
That slut you dated wanted to fuck, but be sure to wear a rubber.
Beth wants to fuck too, be sure to do it, even if its not until she gets divorced later.
Carrie wanted to fuck you that entire time. Go for it, talk to her at least.
>>699661146
I know it's hard. Take your time to move on but please stop contacting her. Try online dating. Just talk to other bitches to get away from her.
>>699651028
44. If she's not the one, and you're thinking you might leaver her - do both of you a favor and get out now. Don't drag it out another 6 months. And whatever you do, don't get her pregnant.
>>699660992
Well, who knows what we really want out of life. It's always changing, I don't think you'll ever really know until you're dying and realize you never got it,
But I seem to be overall more relaxed and happy than most of the miserable assholes inhabiting this planet.
>>699661220
>>699655167
I dont really think there are introverts out there who think
Oi mate. I like it introvert its better than outroverted. But that switch is no esay to reach
>>699661220
"We won't be apart. We just... won't be together".
>>699660450
What does my age matter when I tell you it's a fucking bad idea to get yourself emotionally attached to a girl with severe mental issues, in my case borderline and schizophrenia?
>>699661220
>>699660485
>>699658804
>>699656469
>>699655899
These.
22
If you're unhappy in your relationship, talk to your partner about it, if they really love you they'll listen and try to change for you and you should give them a chance if it's what you want but if they fail and can't be bothered to try again or can't be bothered in the first place, move on.
>but but I've been with them for *insert months - years here* and don't want it to be a waste!
Seriously, move on. You think it's rough now? Try a few more years down the line, neither of you are getting any younger, time's passing by, what happens if a kid gets thrown into the mix too? Just move on.
17
One thing you learn from loosing someone close is that life goes on. Shit wont stop, so dont give in. Best to think people are worse then they are, lot less disappointment and you learn to provide for yourself. Always be prepared for failure and people to hate you. Form your own opinion, when you are wrong, accept it, but dont go down without a fight.
>>699654857
Something about a guy who aways wanted to have gum for everybody, so he called hinself doublemint dave. Cringe thread or something
Life has no meaning.Do whatever the fuck you want,you'll die anyways.And relish in it.
>>699661862
and you diagnosed it? Shit son we got a medic up in this bitch.. Seriously though. I'm 25 that was good advice but you failed for making it long. That's
>don't stick your dick in crazy
kid's right you other faggots
>>699651028
Don't trust Indian people, especially when buying cars/furniture/etc. If you are buying something, when you go to pick it up and see they are Indian, cancel the deal.
>>699661862
It doesn't. You just generally shouldn't be giving advice when you're 17 because you don't know shit. You also shouldn't be on /b/.
Underage b&
>>699651028
my advice would be do no start to think too deeply about life, DO NOT start to get into social science and especially not sociology and philosophy. depression and pessimism lies ahead. live your life, anon friend
>>699651028
dont get fat
>>699660121
thanks anon
>age
27 years.
Exercise your brain, a lot. No matter what you want in life, knowledge and intelligence will help you get it.
The brain of an adolescent is very plastic and able to create strong, lasting neuro-connections relative easily.
One's ability to strengthen one's aptitude is significantly reduced past the age of around 25 years.
After that, one's ability to strengthen one's bare basic ability to do things like memorize things, calculate, all other things stemming from that is just significantly reduced.
However, one's ability to recall stored information quickly and keep long-term memory is significantly increased.
Also, one can still learn and apply various techniques to improve one's ability of memorizing things and what not.
Knowledge, intelligence, and determination can compensate for each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLPxDtMqe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiduiTq1ei8
>>699662333
Don't thank me, you're still a faggot
>>699661523
Oh we haven't talked in 2 weeks. Luckily she blocked me. She called me the next day and said that she can't risk losing him and told me we can never be friends again.
Here's what she said before blocking me:
"Mat were done talking. You're not welcome here anymore."
"I love Andrew, I'm sorry. I was very vulnerable and feel awful for the past week."
"I got major cold feet"
Oh and a week later I tried texting her begging for forgiveness and a second chance and she made it very clear that she never wanted to see me again:
"You told everyone about you being in love with me. Even my fuckin step sister. You ruined my wedding day. Everyone at the wedding knew. Do you know how humiliated I was?! I had to BEG for Andrew to stay with me. THEN you show up drunk as fuck and start throwing things and breaking shit! You think you'd ever be welcomed here again?! You think you deserve a second chance?! NO FUCKIN WAY"
haha those are some pretty heart crushing messages right there :^D kill me
33 here.
All you have in the end are stories. Nothing else lasts. Always take an opportunity to do something that's gonna make for a good story when you're an old fuck.
>>699662163
Her psychologist diagnosed it, I'm not some retard trying to be edgy with his ohsohard relationship
>don't stick your dick in crazy
Too fucking true
>>699661862
I mean yea thats not bad advice
>>699662163
Atleast this nigga knows bitches are crazy. Id say thats a jump start atleast.
>>699662233
>You also shouldn't be on /b/
No one should this place is fucking horrible.
>>699651028
22
don't start going on /b/
>>699662096 22yr old
>>699660045 17yr old
>>699659973 20yr old
>>699658804 24yr old (a little better, not yet though).
>>>699658276 22yr old
>>699657445 24yr old
>>699656183 21 yr old
>>699656076 18 yr old
>>699655731 18 yr old
>>699655257 22 yr old
>>699654995 22 yr old
Ok kiddos, thanks for your time.
>>699655367
Calgary cunt, same fucking thing. It's ridiculous.
>>699662748
I was probs your age or a little less when I saw the first trap and thought "ew.. this is mental illness" and then started seeing more and more.. I love traps no homo. Tell me otherwise I don't give a fuck
25 now
>>699662587
Yea im gonna kill myself before I turn 30 witch isnt long.
I've seen enough sad fucks at that age to know its the point of total failure and no return.
And I have more pride then that.
Plus I feel like I much too crazy to go on like this anyways.
>>699662914
>Ok kiddos, thanks for your time.
Young people have the benefit of building off of the knowledge of older people.
>>699651028
>Post age
Almost 20.
>Life advice
If you don't know what it is, how it works or what it does don't do anything with it until you know it.
>Story
>Be 18
>Help out at local building site
>See something like a cotrol panel in small
>Randomly press a button
>Mfw i almost killed a man with releasing the crane hook.
>>699662556
She was scared of being alone so she made you as a rebound. She's emotionally unstable. Watch their marriage go down the trash within a year. She'll cheat on him.
>>699662556
>THEN you show up drunk as fuck and start throwing things and breaking shit
Well you kinda deserved it anon
Anyways, here's good advice: an ex is an ex for a reason.
>>699663042
Fuck Trudeau, man.
>>699662096
>if a kid gets thrown in the mix
Welcome to my hell, gf of 10 years decided instead of being a mother, she wants to be 16 again, i left her and took our 3 yo. Fucking shit
>>699661439
Yeah, you know, thats some good live advice.
>>699662914
What's your point? Can't experience anything in life until you hit what 25?
>>699659839
underrated post
>>699663068
But do we ever really learn anything???
Seriously %99 of the people here will not follow this sound advice. And its sad
>>699663104
made me lol props anon
>>699662556
dude. You're better off without her. get a gripe of yourself damn it.
>>699663267
The courts let you have the kid? Damn what did she do that was so fucked up they let you do that (purely on the whole, women get the rights to the kid 99.999999% of the time).
Good on you for getting the kid out though anon
24
Kill yourself if you haven't decided on a career by now
>>699663068
>Young people have the benefit of building off of the knowledge of older people.
Sure but these faggots think they are giving advice. A 17 yr old, or a 22 yr old doesn't know shit. The fact that they think they do proves it.
>>699663057
ye i think i can still stay strong against that. i browse this damn website since i was an underage b&, so far no trap love. imageboards are evil though
>>699661431
learn how to stop text wrap on 4chan so your posts don't look retarded
>>699663640
nigga life doesn't even get good until 25 plus. Have a little money in your pocket, maybe an education by then, probably have done some travelling. GTFO.
>>699663458
>>699663144
I know I'll move on eventually. A part of me died with her and I think she'll sort of live on in my heart forever but I know I'll get past this soon enough but until then, I just need to vent. I've just never had someone care so much about me before. She lost sleep because she was up all night thinking about me, she didn't eat for a whole day because she was so upset that she couldn't be with me. I've never experienced that. I've never cuddled with someone I loved. It's going to take a little while for me to move on.
>>699663068
he's right you know. the human brain isn't even done developing until you're 21, you have to at least live a life before giving advice about it. minimum age 40 is when you know they might know what they are talking about
19
shit is starting to get rough, you are starting to live the real world, but no matter how hard it gets, or whatever it happens
always keep trying
>>699651028
Have your principals, but don't be 100% anything. You change more than you think and if you spend big chunks of your life trying to be a stereotype or a novelty you're gonna feel real dumb later. In short, be you, don't try to be you.
>>699663807
>doesn't even get good
So essentially nothing of interest or character building/life experiences can happen until you're 26+
Your life must have been boring as fuck
15
help
>>699651028
I'm 22. My advice is to never trust a woman. Also make sure you spend all of your free time exercising, eating good, and browsing image boards. It's ok to be a neckbeard as long as you're not fat. Also remember to empty your piss cups once a day so you don't knock them over.
>>699663882
>minimum age 40 is when you know they might know what they are talking about
It really depends on the person and the life that person lived.
>>699662496
yeh well thanks anyways
Keep your head down and stay out of the line of fire whenever possible.
>>699659984
Welp her husband is probably balls deep inside her pussy right now.
So remember that when you go to sleep tonight all alone.
That what you get for getting feelings for a slut.
>>699662914
What did you expect? Older people are supposed to be doing something with their life, not reading life advices on a mongolian tennis ball rating forum. Get yourself together m8
>>699663976
im 9
and what is this.
>no matter how bad it is, or how bad it gets
>I'm going to make it
>>699663882
>live a life
Doesn't have to be advice on everything though, OP asked for advice on a specific life experience and that can be regardless of age provided you're over 17 I'd say.
always keep in touch with your friends, you will need them, when you are alone no one wants to be with you
Kill yourself before high school ends, it only gets worse
>>699663352
>Can't experience anything in life until you hit what 25
Like what? How college is better than high school cause mom and dad aren't around? 24-28 is when the good shit really starts anyway.
>>699664061
She's not a slut. She made a mistake, and so did I.
>>699664040
sure and sometimes younger people might be lucky and get it right. but if someone isn't even 40 it's best taken with a grain of salt
>>699651028
turn to Jesus, repent and give your issues to God. once you accept this, sin will no longer control you and your life will change.
>>699654342
>>699655104
Tell me more about how a coke was a nickel, movies were a quarter, and how you had to walk 15 miles up and down a hill in the snow to get to school. You old fucks ruined the economy for kids 18-28 by refusing to give up your jobs or training other people to replace you because you don't want to deal with the person you've been married to for 45 years. Let's not forget that you draw most of the government funds from the 2 years you were in the military and didn't get blown up in Vietnam or the gulf war. Dig a hole and die in it you old faggots.
>>699663947
confirmed, still summer.
>>699664182
So nothing of interest happened to you before you hit 25?
>>699663877
That's what you think. You made yourself believe that she loved you. It's hard because you're still thinking of her, but, she didn't love you, anon. Infatuation.. She was infatuated.
>>699664304
Jesus is a cunt.
>>699664340
So no actual retort just going to the back up summer comment you got last time you said something retarded, good work anon.
>22
Stop fucking complaining and live your life instead. Work with stuff you love, even if it means a lower income. Also fuck that hot chick at the bar, or atleast finger her a while. You'll like it, and maybe she will too.
25
Life is hard and people are angry. Let it wash off you.
Don't hold onto friendships with people that are trouble. You know when their trouble. You just don't give a shit. You should.
Be kind to those around you. A nice word and a friendly smile will get you a long way.
Even when you're afraid, don't stop struggling to live.
Suicide is the easy way out. Yes this is spouted incessantly. But it's true. Life get hard. Life gets easy. Life gets hard again.
Life is all about the struggle
>>699664346
Sure lots of things did, but I didn't wander around thinking I had good advice for people at that age.
Spend your twenties fucking off, not thinking you have solved life's problems. Your life or others...
28
Never lend money you expect to see back. When in doubt, research. Pay your fucking bills. PAY YOUR FUCKING BILLS!!! Trust no one.
>>699655643
Not everyone here is going to only be with one girl in their lives you ugly fat shit. I'd feel bad for you but you just openly admitted to being a cuck. Probably into financial domination to
>>699663877
We're with you /b/ro, keep your head up. You got all the faggots behind you.
>>699664321
>ruined the economy
Really? If you live without the luxury now like back then, you'll save money too. Stop whining and work. You're a slave like everyone else.
>>699664447
wrong anon son. But that anon has a point. Sorry but no one is going to listen to fuck all a 25 yr old has to say.
Except a 17 yr old.
>>699664601
>ugly fat shit
Now this is podracing
>>699664534
>wander around thinking I had good advice for people at that age
I don't? OP asked, we gave examples. Stop being pissy this is hardly people being pretentious it's just them talking about their experiences.
>>699664766
>responds to question by not answering it
>but don't worry I wasn't the original guy
Point still stand, get good
>>699652090
I second this. It's the only piece of advice I feel confident in offering. That, and if you're depressed or otherwise mentally ill, go to the fucking doctor and get pills instead of waiting 20 years.
>>699661745
>outroverted
>30
don't get into programming unless you enjoy spending a lot of time alone
also, programmers get no respect so don't get into programming if you want respect. if someone builds a house he'll get respect from everyone, because he can show it off in great detail and it's an actual thing in the world. if i make a program people don't really understand the effort required to do it, they basically just imagine me playing on my computer all day and i can't go into detail behind the scenes at all.
>>699655899
>it isn't like romantic movies
You literally just stated the plot of any movie that a guy falls in love with his best friend and realized she was the one all along.
If you would have said love is like that first time you spew a massive ass load then you look up and you came to a midget getting fucked in the ass by a horse while pissing on a rare breed of grasshopper, then you would have been correct.
Tldr it's great when it happens but after you realize it it's already over
>>699664594
>Trust no one.
sadly true. blood is thicker than water but don't be surprised if even they stab you in the back
>>699664847
>them talking about their experiences
yes, it is fascinating hearing about a 20 yr old's "experience".
>>699665034
know when to shut your fucking mouth, better yet just dont fucking speak when its not necessary.
makes life easier and makes you look smarter anyways
>>699660622
nice dubs
>>699651028
26
This one is obvious. Don't drink and drive. In Canada you get a criminal record. I just got charged and I might have just ruined my self. Can't drive, can't get a job, broke from lawyer fees, super depressed.....just don't drink and drive. If you get caught or hurt someone you will end up a faggot like myself.
>>699665224
if I was gonna go about stabbing anyone, I'd build an ice knife and let it stuck in the motherfucker. By the time the po-po got there, they'd be fucking clueless
>>699664947
>Point still stand, get good
Sure does, there are plenty of 16 yr olds out there who would really benefit from your experience anon.
>>699653483
Whos doublemint dave
>>699665275
I get what you're trying to say anon, you can go home now
>>699665448
>ice knife
Ice pick
>>699665448
i've seen TV shows/movies that had this concept, they probably wont be clueless
>>699665457
It's almost like this thread was made for people to post about their advice and experiences!
>>699665600
no, ice knife. for it to melt you know see
>>699665436
>Canada
Anything here will make you depressed.
Try living in Ontario.
54
Stay in shape, aging is hard enough when you are in good shape.
Be bold with your career while you are still young and have few responsibilities.
Don't be afraid to ask out pretty girls, they may actually say yes.
Don't get into fist fights or road rage situations. There is no upside.
Start putting money in your 401k as soon a s you get your first real job.
>>699665621
Well I'd stay there and dance around the body with my dick hanging out and make sure they were pretty fucking clueless. Not so tough now hum?
>>699664695
>I'm a slave
What, I make more money than you doing useless shit. I save money but I spend it to, I don't keep it in a tin can in my back yard starving my 15 children in the high hopes the lord gives me what I earned. Kys
>>699651028
>38
NEVER fully trust anyone
>>699665741
I live in Ontario....
>>699665510
Look, it's cool. lots of kids your age think they have their shit together. You know, got it all figured out and then get mad when you get called out on it.
>the very hallmark of immaturity
Perhaps you could re-read the thread, skip over the kid's replies though, there's a lot...
63
Dont get married
Dont have kids
Dont let her take all of your fucking shit when she leaves you
>>699653500
Never ever fucking gamble
You think you can beat the system but the house always fucking wins. Fucking always
23
Don't keep letting that girl come back
Don't skip class for anything
Lying just makes a bigger hole for later
>>699665448
I used to throw ice cubes to my neighbour dog with a slingshot when it wouldn't shut the fuck up, works great
>>699664288
You're missing the big picture, here, faggot.
There's a spectrum, kind of like the autistic spectrum.
There's the STUPID end
The MIDDLE part
and the GENIUS end
Most people fall somewhere in the middle.
>>699665743
This is actually really good advice. I think I'll take it. Thanks anon!
>>699665804
you beat me
>>699665929
Then shut your fucking mouth.
>>699665960
This triggered
>>699662398
this
>>699666038
This guy fucking knows what he's talking about! Would you dance around it with your dick hanging out to show dominance?
>>699666052
the hell should i take anything you say seriously when you call people faggot and use upper case? get out of here and learn some netiquette.
>>699651028
If you come with nothing, you leave with nothing.
>>699665948
>>699665939
41
Agreed. Not even family.
>17
>born a beta
>transformed to an alpha
NEVER speak the word of one who KNEELS! Stay true to yourself, even if you're wrong. Because you can live on your own terms... and no one elses
>>699666064
Youre welcome. Also, always project confidence, even if you don't feel it. It will help your career and your love life.
88
Love your wife
Praise God
Family is everything
If you get the chance to kill chinks go and kill chinks
>>699665691
Ice is shit for staabbing with. Look up the four winds shotgun. Much better.
>>699666327
Fucking kek. Toronto's cucked like hell and the rest of ontario is hillbillies and rednecks.
>>699659818
>dont smoke
>smoke weed every day
shut up nigger
>>699666327
I like Toronto. Great food. Always get laid when I visit. Locals are nice. Toronto Islands are cool
7 out of 10
>>699666683
Where in Ontario are you? Toronto here.
18
Don't let people who aren't officially certified to operate backhoes be alone with said backhoes. Even if they have been operating their own for years. People make mistakes.
103
If you think you're gay, you arent
Dont be a faggot
>>699666769
Yeah, because it's a degenerate city.
>>699666769
pricey tho?
>>699666868
story time.
>>699664182
For such an old and amazingly mature person like yourself, you failed to realize that not everyone has the same situation as you, and might be able to give pointers as they experienced other things.
Which is kind of the point of this thread. Though, you sure did do a good job at making a fool of yourself.
>>699666831
Toronto too
>>699666957
ya, very expensive to live. Cheap to visit. I always enjoy my time there
110
If you make it to 90 yrs just kill yourself at 70
>>699667090
Ayy where?
>>699667090
Greenwood/Danforth here
>>699667209
Not a bad area.
Think of the cost of things not in dollars but in time. How long did it take you to earn the money to get that thing, and would you do your job for that length of time just to buy that one thing?
>>699667090
>>699667166
>>699667209
canada is fucking gay
>>699667160
dude considering most people live until 100 that's too little time to figure out how to build a time machine
>>699667395
oops
>>699653555
Truth, lost virginity recently, was dissapointed.
>>699653555
Fucking trips of truth
>married here for 12 years
>be me thinking sex is everything
>family is everything
>sex will die as married life goes on
>great 4 kids they are my whole life
>wife will be a cunt mostly
>remember it's not about you anymore
>work hard as fuck
>I make great money now
>stop feeling sorry for self
>remember that it is hard as fuck doing this
>just as it is hard as fuck being a neckbeard loser
>I have been there
> shits not easy either way
> get busy living or get busy dying
>corny as fuck line but true
>stop limiting yourself go outside your comfort zone
>I fucking hate doing that and have panic attacks doing it
>Godspeed OP
>>699667484
someones upset
>>699667479
307
Build your time machine when you're 111
Dont tell anyone about it or gov will steal
>>699651028
21
dont waste your life letting someone else control you
or you wind up a legal adult with less freedoms than a child
>>699667166
East end you? Near vp station
>>699651028
25, Aint no bitch worth the money you spend, if they tag along ok, if not? f them just do what you got to do
>>699667653
yes, I am
92
>religion, yeah it's bullshit.
>"God", hey if you want to believe in something that is likely man-made to help get you through life, your call. Just don't preach it to others.
>don't have kids until you are smart.
>don't have kids until you are rich.
>just don't have kids.
>better to do nothing than to do something just for the sake of doing something.
>nobody cares about your problems, even if they say they do.
>money matters.
>love matters.
>>699667209
You go to greenwood or danforth?
>>699667844
fuck off I'm already doing the old people ones
97
Dont listen to faggots who have dubs
God is real I seen him
this guy is gay>>699667844
>>699667807
Nah, Lawrence and Keele. Dead and quiet. Pretty close to nigger town but not as bad.
>>699653684
The paki's that end up in Canada and the states must be totally different than the ones that are able to drive into the UK. It makes sense though, if youre able to afford a plane ticket to America, youre probably not some slumdog millionaire pos that literally shits on the sidewalks. I can see why Europe has such a problem with immigrants when theyre usually getting the absolute shit ones that could never afford a plane ticket to America.
>>699666228
Fuck yeah I'd even fart on it
>>699652322
>first girlfriend had braces and bad breath. I used to take her out to the orchard acrossed from her house and make out with her and finger her for HOURS. was young and inexperienced. Always brought pack of cinnamon gum with me cleverly and gave her some so I could deal w her..
To this day she fondly recalls me always having cinnamon gum.
>still get hard when I smell cinnamon. ..
>>699654292
where in the Quran?
>>699667515
did you for a second doubt a trips?
