Alright, /b/. Lets create a pokémon card!
Lets begin with the name. Dubs decides.
Wargreymon
Nigger
Knobgobbler
>>699650679
Chardolf
>>699650679
Dindu Noffing
Metal Greymon X-Antibody
OP is a fag
van milhouse the pussy
>>699650679
Thunderfag
Trumpmon
>>699650679
Goob
>>699651433
winrar
xD
>>699650679
Harambe
rolling for weakness
Traps
Dagoth Ur
Next up is the type. Dubs or 25 gets the honor
>>699651671
fire
>>699651671
Electric/Ghost
>>699651671
water
>>699651671
Fight
>>699651671
Nigger type
>>699651671
type=Savage
Electric obviously wtf...
>>699651782
reroll because fuck you
>>699651825
Winrar
>>699651825
winrar
>>699651671
Dagoth Ur
electric
Steel/Electric
>>699651857
>>699651858
Hivemind type
Poison
>>699651866
Winrar
Flying Type
Fire type
>>699651995
found the anon 2 mins behind the rest of us
Rooock
Ground
>>699652077
Meanwhile no one had replied to it you shit tier newfag cunt. KYS
>ITT retards who roll for things 10 minutes after they have already been decided
>>699652088
This one win
>>699652188
>The real typing
>A faggot type pokemon
bug
>>699650679
'#DicksOutForHarambe'
Imgur.
a/RRbKp
So many dubs in one thread
>>699651825
I wish savage was a type but i cant change that. We'll keep it the most savage type, dark.
Next up, lets get the first attack. Dubs or 37 decides
>>699652411
WINRAR
>>699652519
Sucking dicks
>>699652519
punch
dubs thread?
>>699652519
Anal jackhammer
Rimjob
>>699652519
attack
first attack:
pray for harambe
Splash
>>699652519
edgy copypasta, 420 attack
ejaculation
>>699652719
Rolling
Cunt punch
>>699652519
Suicide
>>699652733
WinRar
>>699652519
DAGOTH UR
>>699652733
this guy
>>699652733
winrar
Finger in the bum
Kill me
>>699652619
roll
>>699652733
what a lame ass thing is that? if dubs that shit is revoked
>>699652999
nice trips
Faggot OP
Alright, first attack is decided.
Lets get the second attack, damage, and description. Any multiple of 10 decides
>>699652999
uɐʇɐs ןıɐɥ
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
bean boy
>>699653147
the strange case of origami yoda
69 memes
>>699653147
DAGOTH UR
Desc:DAGOTH UR
Dam: 0
>>699653147
absolute faggot
65 damage
description :
rape everybody
>>699650679
Only oldfags will get this
711
>>699653317
roll
>>699653166
reroll
>>699653309
Roll
Anal virginity
>>699653317
reroll
>>699653147
edgy meem
>>699653147
Suck dick
150 dmg
Attacks the enemy by sucking on it's genitalia until the foe is no longer a threat
My post no.
>>699653147
Suicide: 1 trillion damage to self. Pokémon gets confused in it's current situation and ends up only damaging itself
>>699653380
Win
>>699653380
wut
>>699653147
Atomic Cum Shot
10 Damage
Spray field with your heavenly load
>>699653147
negro smash
>>699653309
Rollin
>>699653147
Attack 2
1 d4 +1 for every moster on the field
This attack attacks opponents life points directly
Chastity
>>699653147
Ethnic cleansing.
Any cards that depict yellow, black, brown or anything that is not as white as a sheet of a paper takes 10 damage. Dark types are instantly sent to the shadow realm.
>>699653147
Sieg Heil
Damage: 卐
Desc: Heil mein führer
>>699653588
>attack 2
you win autist
>get wasn't "tranquilizer dart"
>>699653380
>>699653628
Roll
memes
dmg: 69
repeat unfunny shit and give everyone cancer, causes paralysis
>>699653603
Reroll x2
The damage and description wasn't decided! First person to get dubs or any multiple of 10 decides
It's over so stop roll
>>699653965
DAGOTH UR
0.01
Attack: take your opponents magic collection and sell it on ebay for mad profit
>>699653603
reroll x3
>>699654024
Rolling
an hero
user disappoints everyone, forcing them to take the easy way out of this madness
>>699654070
Winrar, kys
>>699653965
description: he kill
>>699653965
nigga punch
>>699653965
eats cereal
>>699653603
>>699653965
>>699653965
Damage 10
Description: Attacks opponents life points directly, deals additional +10 damage for every
face up monster on the field.
>>699654284
reroll
>>699653603
Seriously?
>>699654024
Shit win to be fair.
>>699654024
That was desc and dam
>>699653965
cringes into oblivion
>>699654360
>>699654070
Winrar is Ur
>>699653965
dmg 60 inflict double damage the first time it's used
>>699653965
jews over everyone on the opponent's bench
>>699654360
see I got the second multiple of ten and this >>699653603 is better than >>699654024 >>699654070
>>699654484
Hopefully op chooses my one
>>699653965
shits intensely
Alright, what does our pokémon look like? First pic with dubs or 74 gets it.
rolling for
Dagoth Ur A Faggot
>>699654806
reroll
Nigglypuff
>>699654827
roll
>>699654855
christ
>>699654855
Winrar
>>699654906
roll
>>699654855
Winrar
>>699654707
>>699652166
>>699654150
>kys
>>>/r/eddit
Fuck off newfags
>>699655000
winrar
>>699655000
DICKS OUT
>>699655000
well shit
PokeDubs
>>699654707
roll
Cubs
>>699655000
Wasted trips
>>699655000
roll
We've got a solid pokémon here.
Lets get our flavor text. Dubs or 31 decides.
ranch bottle won stop rolling autists
hitler did nothing wrong
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
It's full of cum
>>699655342
yes
>>699655342
A spicy meme flavour ready for arse-pounding glory!
>>699655342
Harambe is alive!
>>699655342
Dorito's Cool Ranch
>>699655342
OP is a fag
>>699655516
roll
>>699655342
what is a flavor text
fuck me daddy
>>699655569
roll
Gi h njs ujrg
>>699655591
roll
>>699655342
I'm fingering my asshole right now
>>699655573
reroll
>>699655342
I like to make retarded Pokemon card get threads on a dead board.
>>699655342
something wrong harambe gone shake my head a nigga dead
>>699655677
winrar
>>699655677
Winrar
>>699655342
it tastes of disappointment just like life does
Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams
>>699655342
Gandhi did 7/11
>>699655677
Winrar
So close >>699655700
this is garbage lmao
>>699653147
M-m-monster Kill, 300
Kills monsters dead.
Next up, length and weight.
Next post ending in a 5 gets it.
>>699655920
internet explorer?
>>699655962
A small length of a million dollars
Enough for serious gains
Length: Nigger
Weight: Faggot
>>699655962
5 miles, 2.05 short tons
>>699655962
88
666
>>699655962
>at least 12
>cranes
'69 ft '69 lb
Asshole
Maggots
>>699656083
reroll
>>699656010
No, just didn't realize the winner hadn't replied to the comment.
>>699655962
length:fat
wiehgt:fat
>>699655962
Girth of op's erection
>>699655962
Fuck me
Daddy
>>699655962
69
420
>>699656065
Winrar
>>699656275
WINWAR
>>699656266
So .5 cm?
>>699655962
lenght : ur dick / weight : ur dick
Thing I'm using to do this is shit so this is what we get.
Illustrator and bottom text is next. Post ending in 7 gets it
nigger faggot
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>699656587
winrar
>>699656587
nigger faggot
Ass dance ass dance
>>699656687
instant winner!
>>699656687
That was quick
>>699656687
instant winrar
>>699656587
illustrator-Kraft
Dicks out for harambe.
Niggers gonna nig
>>699656722
rolling for this
because i have to
>>699656722
This
Alright, bottom text is next, where the copyright shit is.
Dubs decides
stop rolling
>>699656688
Rolling
>>699657060
no where
>>699657060
made with extra chromosomes
>>699656587
Not Harambe
Harambe died for our sins
>>699657060
Fuck me daddy
>>699657208
reroll
Fist my vagina
Itshighnoon
Harambe shall live!
>>699657060
across the whole card making everything not visible
>>699657060
Played by virgin faggots tm
>>699657299
Winrar
>>699657300
almost...
So lets get weakness resistance and retreat cost out of the way, since it's limited.
What type is the weakness/resistance, and how many energy does it take to retreat?(retreat goes up to 4 for some reason)
Harambe 2016
salchipapa
>>699657695
but who win
>>699657695
First one ending in 3 gets it. I can only choose real pokemon types from the card game.
>>699657695
Weaknes red pills
psychic 3
>>699654707
>>699657695
Transniggers
>>699657060
What do you think I am? A meme bank? You expect me to have these massive amounts of memes accessible at your request, while you don't do the slightest bit of work to discover these memes. I can tell you from personal experience that quality matters over quantity and I only find and download the finest memes. The cream of the crop. The piece de resistance. It is an insult to my meming legacy that you would expect me to pull mediocre memes out of my ass instead of allowing me to properly research, curate, and distribute memes as I see fit. I would like a written apology by the end of the week. That is all.
>>699657873
normal
666
>>699657695
Dragon
>>699657873
>>699657695
fire water electric
4 psychics
>>699657695
weakness: niggers
resistance: grass
retreat: 4
Fuck u all
Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Fire
Retreat 4
>>699660759
Reroll
