Waifu Claiming Thread: Kyouko Claims First Edition.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>Gas Kikes
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Fuck bitches get money
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
You bet.
>>699649013
>And sometimes my mind likes to think of a bunch of fucking spooky things, that's a guaranteed sleepless night considering I get too scared to close my eyes.
We are exactly the same. That's pretty much why I drink, so I can just pass out instantly when I fall on my bed.
Also sometimes I go sleep at my mother's place when I'm spooked, it's pathetic...
>>699649353
kek
>>699649018
Well, I'm going to have to go to the restroom and take care of a thing.
>>699649256
Also this 100%
>claimed
>>699649353
kek
Garde claimed
Saber claim
>Early bake edition
>Post swimsuits
>>699649013
perhaps its from watching so many scary videos.
you should listen to some cozy music whilst sleeping
>>699649226
im sure it will
>tfw i bought ME 1 and 2 for 5€
>>699649436
tfw fap rehab
>>699649153
Which tank would your waifu drive?
>>699649436
>Well, I'm going to have to go to the restroom and take care of a thing.
Will it take long?
>>699649654
Funny you should ask.
Claimed
still here
and
>>699649504
if you want to play the 3rd then you have to get orgin
Surprise
I do late attempts too!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>699649896
Oh no
>>699649896
Not this time
>>699649504
It doesn't have to do with watching scary videos, it just randomly occurs. I was thinking about maybe listening to music while going to sleep, but I already put sounds on to help me sleep, so I don't know if there'd be a large difference.
>>699649876
yea that is pretty annoying
i was thinking of getting it on my ps3 but i dont really like console gaming
>plus muh progress
>>699649738
i guess we are alone now
>>699649470
>Swimsuits.
Sir, yes siir!
>>699650001
Sadly
>1 off quads
That would've been severly crippling for me
Hello everyone
>no life
>claimed
>>699650100
>>699650055
yeah im not sure why they would do that but they did. Liara was best
>>699650281
>no life
>me too
>>699650041
I usually put the tv on on low volume, it helps me sleep.
>>699650041
Ah that sucks, although I remember me having the same shit when I was younger
>Ay I listen to that sort of shit too
What is it you listen to?
>>699650371
Because EA
>My fucking man
She was a fucking cutie if I haven't seen one
>>699650524
>>699650614
Crickets.
>>699650100
Nice!
>>699650614
yeah but her hair tentacles moving would be weird
>>699650041
Sleep and Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) Sleep problems are very common, reportedly as high as 80% in children with ASD. In typically developing children sleep problems and insufficient sleep can result in daytime sleepiness, learning problems and behavioral issues such as hyperactivity, inattentiveness and aggression.
>>699650817
That's new.
What made you listen to that?
>It's a hairdryer for me
>>699650996
I'm open to new things
Also isn't that just hair? Or can she move it and I forgot?
>>699651248
I don't know.
>>699651248
was a conversation in ME3 and yes she can
Sup everyone
>>699649846
Never thought I'd see Nana here. Nice taste in punk rock hotties.
>>699651624
Ayo, Rubes.
QOTT: The /k/est anime you've ever watched? I need more.
>already been through GuP, just finished Upotte!!
>>699651514
Weird
Have you tried leaving a small light on at night?
>>699651584
Spoilers mang1!1!
>>699651624
Hey ruby
How are you?
>>699651859
Why would I want a light?
>>699651624
hello
>>699651831
/k/est?
>>699651859
sorry ill make it up to you eventually
>>699652171
/k/ is the weapons thread. So which anime would weapon's enthusiasts enjoy the most.
>>699651831
Hey Mercy. How's your day/night?
>>699651859
I'm fine. Kinda bored, quite tired as I streamed on twitch today for 2 hours or so. Day was good. How about you?
>>699652171
How's life?
>>699652132
To make you fall asleep a bit easier
You say creepy thoughts get you well perhaps this will stop them
>>699652171
You better
>I'll remember this
So you decided to do anything yet?
>>699652361
ah
>>699652406
the same
>>699652442
nothing at all
>>699652171
Yeah. You know, oper8ers, weapons treated realistically (or at least pretty close to it), innawoods and military shit, especially if centered entirely around weapons. Ex: GuP, Upotte!!, Gunslinger Girl. Shit like that. /k/-approved anime.
>>699652406
Not horrible. Came to the depressing realization that I'd literally rather eat shitty Chinese cup noodles alone in my room than deal with my family long enough to eat real food.
>>699652442
I don't think so.
>>699650824
Sorry for the delay. Would this one be to your liking?
>Jerking off
>Mom calls me
God damn it I've got to start all over again.
>>699652406
Wait you stream on twitch? What game? Do you have a lot of viewers?
I'm okay nothing really special
>Which I like
>>699652598
Oh
I guess this is the time of day you just chill right
>>699652732
Oh okay
Well just thinking for you
Whats up?
Just started akame ga kill in the stream we are marathoning this nigger so if you wanna watch feel free to stop by.
rabb.it/shino83
>>699653329
Qt3.14 trap left so
You need to help yourself
>>699653051
Yes
>>699653329
Fucking kek
>Fell asleep AGAIN
Whatever, fuck my sleep plans.
>>699653329
What, you don't just shift down into second gear and keep stroking slowly to keep it up? Also, /k/-approved anime?
>>699653496
Nice.
>>699652640
oh wouldn't know.
>>699653329
have fun
>>699653399
i should be doing something but i dont know what
>>699653399
Thanks. I'm up to nothing really, trying to find various sources of entertainment. You?
>>699653732
Well you can always join the stream and watch akame ga kill with us
>See shino comment
>>699653849
I'm watching akame ga kill with the guys
>>699653609
Kek
Rip Makoto's beauty sleep
>>699654386
I don't believe I've seen you post this before.
>>699652598
Oh
>>699652640
At least you didn't buy NoMan'sSky... did you? Well, that's sad. Why can't you stand your family though?
>also favorite anime is Sora no Otoshimono. It's probably because it was the first anime I saw and got me interested enough to follow it back to the manga
>>699653399
Nice dubs.
I "stream", as in, I stream myself playing osu! for some friends that play the game as well. Some random people come by at times though, but yeah. I don't have viewers, I may get like 5 or 10 a stream with enough luck, and most of them will be friends of mine
>twitch name is lice_girl btw
>also, since when do you like non-special things? I though you liked me, and I'm hella special
>>699654264
im fine i dont really want to watch something. but thank you
>>699654572
exciting i know
>>699649809
Holy fuck that's cringe.
>>699654552
I've got a bunch of ohayous
Claimed.
Hello weeabo scum. How is everyone?
It wasn't even satisfying at this point god damn it.
FML.
>>699654386
I guess I'll just be up for a long time from here.
>>699654872
Sup Mavis.
>>699654877
Maybe you should get a real girl instead of jerking off to imaginary women.
>>699654572
>I'll remember the name
Sounds more like you have fun, are you good at OSU? It seems so hard
>I like your cockyness
>You're very special
>>699654669
You wanna play something rather?
>>699654877
Welcome back anyway jewlover
>>699653496
>Akmae Go Kill.
Count me in!
>>699653575
I think this one would be better.
>>699655374
i dont know what i want to do.
>>699655433
Indeed it is
>>699655243
Stay awake for 24 hours to reset your sleep schedule
On episode 2 of akame ga kill ppl its not to late. I should also mention its an akame screening with Both Akame anon and Esdeath pretty rare.
>>699655433
get in here.
>>699654572
I heard it's shit. Also, they're just punchable people. The 9 of us can't fucking sit down to eat without fights breaking out (USUALLY verbal). As in, people literally are at one another's throats before we even sit down some nights. They insist on picking at me and one another about everything from how we're dressed to the way we eat our food and we can't have a god damn fucking conversation because a) I share few to no common interests and don't care enough to make small talk with them and b) it always ends in yelling. Nobody can take jokes or criticism, and I can't just enjoy a fucking meal in fucking peace because I'm surrounded by jibbering, incessantly conflicting morons who can't keep their gobs shut long enough that the shit spewing from their empty fucking minds doesn't disturb the peace at the table for five god damn minutes. What I wouldn't give to sit down at the table some night, slam a fucking gun down next to my plate and make everyone just shut the fuck up and eat instead of ruining the meal for me, themselves, and one another by opening their mouths and starting shit with everyone they possibly can. Forget the fucking Eastern Front or Passchendale, this goddamn house is nonstop warfare, because these fucking niggers in white people's skin can't keep their hands off of one another or one another's belongings, can't leave anyone the fuck alone for a minute and can't, to save their meaningless lives, open their fucking mouths without having something shitty to say about someone else. What I would not fucking give to smack each and every other adult in this house with a fucking belt until they learn some god damn sense, courtesy and basic decency! So, what's that anime about?
>>699656009
Really, Esdeath? Look, just don't take it to dinner.
>>699656009
winning!
>>699656020
>>699656238
>>699656169
wew lad
>>699655913
Oh, my sleep schedule is right on point. I was trying to mess it up for my days off so I wouldn't be tired up in LA.
>>699655635
We have been here before no?
Perhaps watch some Olympic games?
>>699656009
Fucking hero!
>>699655338
Maybe you should kill yourself instead of being a worthless shitposters who nobody likes.
>>699656009
Cool
>>699656169
My family is exactly like this.None of them can take any shit at all but they're always flinging it and bringing up shit from before.
>>699656468
i dont care for the sports and yeah we have
>>699655374
Oh, I play osu!.
Where's that cancerous smug fucker?
>>699654669
So what're you up to?
>>699654877
What are we talking about here?
>>699655374
>lice_girl / v / 83806397 paste that after twitch's url
check for yourself, that's a recording of today's stream. Quality is crap because bad internet / pc for streaming
I'm not exactly good, but I'd like to say I exceed my ranking (#7k worldwide). Going up the ranks is tedious, so I just barely do it. Game's really fun if you know how to have fun and forget about competition
>yeah you better love my cock...yness
>>699656169
>so what's that anime about?
I kek'd, hard.
SnO is harem shit but has a pretty interesting story outside of it. Basically heaven / earth kinda thing with angels and stuff. It's kinda hard to summarize, so I'd just recommend you to watch it. It has 2 seasons which doesn't end the story but make it interesting enough to want more from the manga (it'd have a season 3 and maybe 4 wasn't it because they were replaced by shitty movies instead). Also, tears assured if you read / watch it.
About the family thing, my family does pick on me because of grades or what I do or don't do from time to time. I can "kind" of understand you. It's a pain in the ass. One of the reasons as to why I make little to no contact with my step sisters is because of this, although we were pretty close years ago.
>>699656994
What's your username? Mine's Boxxy
>>699656721
Shut up Kike
>>699657247
I'm shit anyways, no where near 7k.
>no Rem up to this point
Claimed
>>699657247
I was jerking off and my mom called me in the middle of it.I had to start all over and it was horrible. It felt more like a chore than jerking off and it just made me really mad for some reason.
>>699657292
Go fuck yourself asshole
>>699656739
Oh okay, too bad because it's quite fun to watch
How will we fix this issue?
>>699656994
Are you good at it?
>>699657247
I would if I could but I can't watch twitch atm because I'm on my phone and laptop is rip
Sorry
I'm not sure how high that is I also didn't know it had ranking
How do you gain it?
>Wew that made kek
>Also felt something else
>Iike it
>>699657247
nothing at all
>>699657819
its not your problem ill figure it out
>>699657819
Not really, I can really only do 3 star maps.
>>699657876
Meh I wanna help
This is why I am here anyway
>>699658032
Oh it's okay
Just play it for fun
I'd say I'd be real bad at it as well
>>699656721
It doesn't help that a 7-YO and a 5-YO are among them and constantly provoke the 15-YO, who can't take shit. And they know she can't take shit and that's why they constantly provoke her. Then we have the autistic (literally autistic) 16-year-old who never actually does anything wrong or bothers anyone and yet STILL manages to make everything he says make me want to yell at him to shut up for some reason. He just wants to eat in peace but nobody can leave him alone, either. And then my 39-YO mother gets in a fight with the 15-YO because she DARED stand up for herself and tell those fucking kids to piss off, and then they shout at one another for the entire meal or until my grandmother shuts it down because LORD KNOWS my mother isn't mature enough to not get in a fight with a teenage girl because she fucking behaves like one herself and still needs her own mother to regulate her behavior, while my stepfather has given up on any method but yelling at people until they shut up, because nothing else works without serious effort, and here I am slowly simmering and consistently thisclose to throwing silverware at people and threatening them with a knife, but holding it down because SOMEONE has to be civilized in this shithole, because even my relatively reasonable granny likes to talk shit behind people's backs and to their faces. Maybe none of this would be a problem if my mother knew how to make her fucking idiot husband wear a god damn condom instead of rawdogging it all the time. Have I mentioned there's another fucking kid on the way as I speak? I'd move out, but minimum wage don't pay bills too good.
>>699657247
Nice. I used to get my ass ridden about grades, but I made the unwise decision of "fuck that." Best piece of advice that dumb cunt I call my mother ever gave me, and I ignored it. This harem intrigues me though.
>>699658341
I'm trying to get better at it though.
>>699658341
its no big deal just boredom
>>699657565
Rank is meaningless and heavily overrated
>>699658032
Also, how long have you been playing? Just play for fun!
>>699657797
This is why you fap after your parents are asleep, so you have noone interrupting you kek
>>699657819
I'm clumsy, I forgot. Eh, #7k is pretty bad. I used to be #6k but due to not farming ranks, I dropped to 7k again.
You play maps and you full combo them, as in, you hit every note without missing. The more accurate your timing when hitting those notes is, the more pp (performance points) you can gain from that score. More pp = lower ranking.
Right now I need to farm 6+ star maps because I'm shit at accuracy (I hit notes early), and I rely on my aim and speed, but it takes time and I just don't have it or don't want to spend my time on not having fun. So far I've fullcombo'd around 7 6star maps I believe though.
>felt what though?
>>699658448
I'm sucking in terms of grades right now. University is kicking my ass hard lol
Watch it, I fully fucking recommend it. It left me in fucking tears by the end of it
>>699658448
This exactly.My mom couldnt be mature enough not to start screaming at my sister, who was screaming at my other sister, who was screaming at me because I wanted to go outside and play instead of doing fucking puzzles and drawing with her ad then the blame gets shifted to me and they all start yelling at me.AND NONE OF THEM KNEW OR KNOW HOW TO STOP MAKING FUCKING NOISE FOR ONE MINUTE ITS ALWAYS HUMMING OR SINGING OR JUST TAPPING ON MY FUCKING WALLS AND TABLES WITH THEM.
>>699659049
There was a trap talking about me and Yuno spitroasting him,what was I supposed to do, tell her not to call me for the next hour?
>>699659309
>>699658572
Good luck with it
Lots of playing right?
>>699658997
I know
I'll entertain you
Don't know how...
>>699659049
Seems like a fucking hassle tbh
Also 6 star maps seem hard
>I have to ask if you tried the "Yuki song"
It looks impossible
>I'm not sure~
>>699659309
Nice Feet
>>699658341
I thought you were here to erp
>>699659528
I can do both
I'm a very handy guy
>Is this bully-san?
>>699659314
juden raus
>>699659524
real entertaining
>>699659736
good :3
>>699659049
Eh, four/five months?
>>699659524
Yep.
Calamity-masu'd
Unexpectantly left, back now.
>>699659777
Would JEW stop lying, Pinnochio?
>>699659314
Yes, it was the only possible solution
>>699659524
It's a hassle.
I've listened to the Yuuki song so many times it gives me brain cancer just thinking abouds-fsddsfsdfsdffisfdkldfdshiyf
>make sure you're sure~
>>699660009
Ah, well, you'll get there. I've been playing for a year and a half. Do you play often?
>>699660040
What did you think of the new re:zero episode?
>>699659314
I really can't be bothered even trying to civilize them anymore. I pay rent and lock myself in my room. If I did try civilizing them, I'd be arrested for disturbing the peace. Angry Mercy is a loud motherfucker. I may not be fighting fit or a soldier, but by GOD, I HAVE A COMMAND VOICE. They would hear me blocks away. And this shit, it's all day every day. Leave me and my grandmother alone for a week, and the house stays quiet and in good repair. People come home, shit blows up, and I've been on vacation with them- they fight everywhere, even without me. The day I snap, I'll be put away for up to 25 years. Having a girlfriend used to help, back when I could even get laid.
>>699660243
Everyone's fucked unless Reinhard Deus Ex Machina's his way in.
>>699660365
They must be in a calamity then.
>>699659314
Fucking kek
You never fail me galil
>>699659870
Uh it's my first time being the centre of attention how about this
>Who do even blind people hate niggers?
>Because they can smell
>>699660004
>Wanna erp?
>>699660243
I love it, if you're interested YouTube it it's quite funny to watch people try it
>I think I need some help
>>699660821
Oh hey imma join ya
>>699660821
89 cent drunk bote?
>>699660841
sure
If this is some small community on /b/, who's popular or well known here?
>>699660936
ayy
Are you the Rikka I know and love?
>>699660944
>maybe
70 cent maid heretic?
>>699660243
About everyday.
>>699660841
that was ok i guess. being the center of attention is weird
>>699661269
depends on who you ask
>>699661405
no heresy here
>>699660365
I bet Subaru is going to die in some horrible way and have to do everything again
>>699660841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFOhce5SObY do you mean this?
>yes, you just told someone else other than me to erp
>>699661452
Maybe you're playing things that are in your comfort zone? Try playing harder things, even with NF on. Have you played 4 stars and above?
Hey guys. Had some fun playing magic
>>699661405
Yup yup still here for you
CUTE
U
T
E
>>699661550
Didn't you claim a shipgirl a few days back?
>>699661793
So you're still alive~
What's up?
DAB
A
B
>>699661269
I wish i was
Penny Is Here!
>man Rainbow Six Siege is fun.
>>699661793
Has Arnold drunk his qTEA yet?
>>699661793
My BAE!
>>699661973
Hey there
>>699661468
I tried my best, all I can give you is racism jokes
Glad I've never been there
>>699661607
Yes I totally mean that
Fucking amazing to watch
>It was a joke baby, it's bully-san I swear it's nothing
>Sorry
>>699661963
When would I have died?!? Nothing much playing guitar trying to be good, how about you?? I miss you..
>>699661973
this has to be bait
>>699662135
Ohey Fran~ Whats crackin?
>>699662140
Racist jokes?
>I know so many just from living in this state which I have dubbed The Northernmost Southern state.
For example:
>Whats the differnece between a nigger and a jew?
>A nigger is black before he goes in the oven.
>>699662185
Its not!
>Hows it going best Jew?
>>699661607
The directors aren't that mean. I hope.
>>699662140
>I'm hurt
>I'm so hurt right now
>>699661607
Yea, I do play a bit too much in my comfort zone I guess. I try to progress to four stars on ocassion, generally doesn't work out to well.
>What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
>A pizza can fees a family
>>699662417
Not much, had some fun playing magic the gathering earlier
>>699662582
Oh hey, it's shiro
Mei
>>699661963
nope
>>699662140
>a joke
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>>699662146
I dunno, you tell me
Sounds good man, I'm just here getting drunk, Came back from a town festival
>>699662760
Oh..
>>699662709
>Whereas the difference between Jews and pizza is that pizza typically does not scream whilst in the oven.
Hello, Fran.
>>699662417
fuck off
>>699662751
people in /waifu/ is getting dumbest every day
>>699662140
yeah that would suck
>>699662751
hello again
>>699662135
Heya Fran!
>>699662871
Hey me too! I mean I didnt come back from a festival but im still getting there with ya!
>>699662971
<----
>>699662709
Nice.
>I'm currently enjoying Siege.
>>699662971
?
>I don't know what I did wrong. :<
>>699662709
It's a Fran. Rekt some noobs playing Magic?
@699663119
You're not even trying at this point.
>>699663209
Nice image.
>don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>699663288
Wait am I being deceived?
>>699663066
At least you're getting drunk with me!
>>699662417
That's actually hilarious
I can't think of many right now because I'm sleepy
>You can make more if you want
>>699662567
>Can I make it better
>I will never cheat with sachi again
>>699662709
Kek nice going man
>>699662760
Like I want to erp with a slut like you
>It means nothing to you
>>699662979
If you want more jokes listen to penny
Hes golden
>Better than me
>>699662971
>people in /waifu/ is getting dumbest every day
>>699663450
But I want you :(
>>699663209
oh shit rainbow six? on pc or consol
In other news I can't get into rab.it
>Bad gateway error
Send help
>>699662952
Hey bro
>Black Jews have it rough
>They have to sit in the back if the oven
>>699663066
How is my favourite chuuni?
>>699663209
Sounds good, that's the most recent Tom Clancy shooter, right?
>>699663288
They weren't noobs, they put up a fight
>>699663450
You up to much?
>>699663444
>Drunk cutie getting the gets
claimed
>>699663589
How can I believe someone who erps with everyone?
>>699663722
I was binge watching akame ga kill on stream but it crashed
You?
>>699663722
Nice dubs, mummy.
>I ever tell you the difference between nigger and a snow tire? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on 'em. However, what they have in common is that they both work better with chains on them.
>Mercy
>>699663450
not really looking for jokes but noted
tomoko
