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Confession Thread
Lets get it off our chest.
>>699646696
i hope trump wins and we go to wwiii and then the world ends.
found nudes of my sister once when i was 14. had a fun time then felt like shit. I still kind of do but whatever. theyre somewhere around my computer.
I look at naked pictures of women on the Internet.
>>699648185
post em boi
>>699648185
gonna need you to initiate search, anon
I hate my mother because she gave me shitty genes. I think that she is ugly, I don't know what my dad was thinking, he's a handsome man and could have gotten any bitch he wanted. I feel guilty because my mom is a wonderful person, but deep down I despise her even though she can't control it. Also, I have jerked off to shemale porn way more than I would like. I guess I am partially a faggot too.
>>699647626
I thought that was the reason most want him in office is so that happens. Still better than hillary though.
>>699648476
you monster
>>699648185
>>699649158
>>699649185
Dont want to post face.
>>699649303
>I guess I am partially a faggot
>partially
White people are the most superior race
>be me in the past
>watch shrek is love shrek is live for first time
>lol
>the shrek humping part gets me in the mood to fap
>go to my reliable fapsite and think about what to watch as i stare at the search bar
>shrek porn
>shitty 3d stuff comes up
>go to bing and type shrek porn
>open a couple promising videos and start to fap
>literally cum faster then i ever have before
>start fapping to shrek porn regularly
>realize a couple faps later that i am fapping mainly to shrek and not fiona or whoever he is pounding
>lookup pictures of just shrek and his bulging cock
>my mouth waters and i cum even faster
>for the first time in my life get so horny that i make a homemade dildo and lube it and put it in my ass
>hurts really bad at first but after a while it feels amazing
>bounce up and down stroking my cock while looking at shreks throbbing cock
>it feels so good im audibly moaning against my will
>YES SHREK PLEASE FILL ME WITH YOUR WARM OGRE CUM
>when i cum i orgasm and my eyes roll into the back of my head
>repeat this every night
>eventually stop out of feeling like a total weirdo
>now im back to watching straight porn
>mfw i still think back to when for about half a year i unironically fapped to shrek like a weird faggot
>>699648476
Wtf is wrong with you?
>>699649664
Hot
>>699646696
I'm bipolar, and I really want to go off my meds, trigger a manic episode, and go fucking nuts partying. The only thing stopping me is the innevitable crash with crippling depression the will follow it.
Jerked off to the guy that fucked the dead doe, orally got me off more
Still get horny to the guy fucking the snake but won't ever fap to it since I assume the snakes in pain.
i don't like anime
>>699649524
Don't stop, man
I got a blow job off a women who had just been fucked off 2 guys I work with and an empty bottle of champagne. I asked her to go into the room said nothing else just fucked her face came down her throat, turned my back on her told her "that'll do" as I go to walk out the room I see a pre rolled joint on my colleague's computer, take it and blaze it.
>>699649991
Not surprised, there's only about 2 that I enjoy and even then it's not because they're anime I just enjoy them as stories.
>>699649524
Alien tits
I turned from punk to weekend-nazi. The muslims are destroying our lands. What can we do?
my gf dumped me because she found my trap folder
>>699650319
How much did she see?
>>699650278
come back to the dark side, away from the douche side.
i have topless pics of my colleague, she begged me not to show anyone and offered me sex while she has a bf. we had sex and i showed it to some more colleagues and have been spreading it online since then.
>>699650077
Damn bro that's hard core. I wish I could do something that cool XD
>>699650547
well... show pics
in my childhood i found my dead dads Recorder that my sister once took for over a year, i go trough recorded stuff, found my sisters porn vid :/ rip childhood
The grill I like saw me the other day, completely ignored me and talked to someone else despite us being close. I feel like pure shit even tho I tell my self she's not for me
>>699650547
Did you just fuck her the one time? Seems like a wasted chance to get more blackmail material.
>>699650547
Pics or fake
I actually want really badly to just be a normie.
>>699646696
that photoshop job is terrible, all their shirts are off center
I put a condom on a plunger handle and sat on it sunday. I wanted to see why my ex always complained about anal. Felt no pleasure or anything really.
No clue why she hates me fucking her ass. Didn't even need to toy my ass to slide it in.
>>699650745
Get used to it, man, it never ends
>>699646696
When I was 12 my 11 year old sister caught me letting the dog lick easy cheese off of my balls. I convinced her let the dog eat easy cheese out of her vag so that she couldn't tell our dad without getting in trouble. Mutually assured destruction.
Now she's totally into bestiality and it's all my fault.
>>699649303
no youre just an asshole
on the flipside my mom ruined my life and i didnt fully realize it until i moved out and then it hit me that most of my issues stem from her
if your mom treats you well and you only hate her because of looks go off yourself
>>69965 ineed a bloody therapist to lie to me not tell me to get used to it
>>699649664
nothin wrong with exploring your sexuality dude
better that being a fucking cuck and only doing it in missionary for the sake of procreating the rest of your life
Up until 7th grade, I realized having one testicle wasn't normal. As a kid I had a surgery to remove a cancerous testicle that I never knew about.
>>699646696When I was in first grade, I was sitting on the steps of my school when this other kid in my class started walking down. He was chinese and didn't speak much english and everyone thought me was weird. I didn't dislike him, but for some reason, I stuck out my foot and tripped him and he fell down the stairs and got up crying with a bloody nose. I played it off like an accident and didn't get into trouble. I don't know why I did it to this day. It wasn't that I wanted to hurt him so much that I was 6 and just wanted to see what would happen. I still feel bad about this at 30.
>>699649987
guy fucking the snake is the most fucked up thing on the internet
i've seen it all, nothing comes close, how did he even figure that shit out?
>>699649524
Why are her nipples shaped like the eye of sauron?
>>699646696
I had sex with my niece multiple times over the course of a two-week visit. She got pregnant during, and had to play it off as her boyfriend's baby. They're raising it now due to abortion being against their religion or some dumb non-christian non-mainstream religion shit.
>inb4 pedo
My niece is like, a month younger than me and I'm 23.
I use reddit.
>>699646696
Good girls, I wonder if they have any brothers. I would love to have a beer with their fathers.
I have ounce found my friends GF nudes on facebook, because i had acces to it, aka i used to own it. Long story short i spread his GF nudes around the squad with out him knowing
>>699651012
Kudos to you for getting another slut to enjoy bestiality. Few things hotter than a woman so desperate for cock that she'll let a dog ram its knot into her.
>>699649303
>I don't know what my dad was thinking
>my mon is a wonderful person
That's true love anon.
>>699650821
being a normie just means putting on a fake mask all week
literally the most normal person you think of probably spends their nights sitting on lubed up pylons trying to get a new record for depth
In kindergarten one of the popular girls had a birthday and she wore a dress do school. For the first time I wondered if girls are different to boys. On the way to recess, I literally lied down on the floor like an autist to see what's under her dress. Saw nothing but panties, I figured girls are like bois and have dicks. Come 6th grade and I finally realised were different
>>699651012
so you are 13?
>>699650790
>>699650687
>>699646696
My second wife took me to the woods and made complicit in her transplanting an endangered plant to our yard. Of the three, there remains one lonely, hidden trillium. I'm sorry, plants.
I once got dared to fuck a classmate when i was in second grade, but since stupid kids we just jumped around the class naked while everyone was away...
... She's on another country now...
>>699646696
I decided to go "sciences" instead of "command" or "operations" on the Star Trek costume jackets. Not smart enough to be an engineer, not Alpha enough to be a commander.
>>699651818
reported to RCMP
fuck you asshole eh
>>699651489
For you to even think that shows how far you are from normal society. There are people out there that are sleep by 10, have never heard of this place, and would call the cops if you showed them some loli shit.
>>699651738
this pic has been in threads for weeks, fake as fuck
I make money online by being a catfish, i use pics from /soc/ to make it seem like they are mine, after i get pics i sell "my" nudes online.
Occasionally, i sell webcams shows by using "Fake webcams"
So far it has been working well, since i dont have a job and i still make decent money out of this.
>>699651332
Kill yourself.
>>699649397
I'm man enough to vote for a woman, are you?
>>699651332
Cancer
>>699652428
Im not american, but im european and im keep seeing these elections and im thinking, how fucked up is america right now?
I really really really want my gf to fuck me in the ass. And she would I'm just afraid that she'll start challenging my authority after, or we break up and she tells everybody I like to get fucked.
>>699652235
yea pic + story get spread by others and i spread it myself
I didn't major in a STEM field.
>>699652428
Yep, Jill Stein
>>699651266
because you are a virgin faggot who has no real experience with naked females.
>>699652691
I'm white
My sister's pregnant and it might be mine. Everyone assumes it's her boyfriend's but I'm freaking out.
>>699649664
wtf did i just read
>>699652428
yeah; her name was Carly Fiorina
I'm dating an older woman by 2 years because she thinks I'm cute. I really like it when she teases me that way because it makes me feel cute.
>My buddy's daughter stroked my cock through my jeans for 4 mins. I came in my shorts - then told her to knock it off.
She had no idea she made me cum...
>>699652428
>>699652956
post sisters bod
>>699649664
Mfw bing
>>699649664
underrated post
>>699652554
not nearly as fucked up as you faggots.
dont believe the hype.
I identify as straight but at night I finger my shaved butt for older guys on skype and it's so freaking hot.
Thinking about meeting up But I'm scared
>>699646696
i wanna lick my girls ass, its so big and soft
>>699653107
Hot
>>699646696
I'm a pedo.
But more of hebephile but I doubt that anyone cares about the difference.
btw just broke up with my gf because some anons told me I'd ruin her youth and they're kinda right.
I still hear she crying.
I don't deserve to b hapyy ;_;
I want to fuck my nigger boss. Pic related is what she looks like.
>>699653107
shoulda stuffed it in her mouth
Thinking about cheating on my GF with a sexy mixed race chick who wants cash from me but I don't give money away. Been fucking the same pussy for 4 years. Probably won't do it but it feels good to admit.
I washed out of the military twice. First time was from the Air Force during Basic, second time was during Army AIT a year and a half later. AMA.
>>699653593
do it or no balls
every week i add 4-8 hours extra to my time sheet, sometimes more sometimes less
theres very little chance i'll get caught and i justify it since i spend nearly all my time at work actually working
>>699653350
you are a faggot, not straight
>>699653945
To what end? I'm not unhappy and I feel like the risk isn't worth the reward. I'm probably gonna come unglued in like 10 minutes.
I committed a blood-related ceremony in front of my friends. I lost contact with most of them.
>>699654098
We're all faggots here anon
>>699653593
the urge is there but do you want to deal with the aftermath of that shit?
people who cheat have literally zero foresight
>>699653932
Why such a little bitch?
>>699650077
Do you English-speaking anon??
>>699654344
Simply didn't have it in me to be a soldier. Really didn't want to even go in the first time.
>>699651266
I just lost it lol
I'm 34 and just started watching anime. I'm uncomfortable watching subbed because I still live at home and don't want my parents to find out.
I'm extremely insecure and it's destroying my relationship. Not sure what it is, but I constantly doubt everything anyone ever tells me and need constant reassurance to know they are telling the truth.
I love my girlfriend to death, but feel like she's cheating on me or constantly looking at other people while we're out in public. I need help, but don't exactly know how to target this problem of mine.
>>699654281
See, here's my problem.
See >>699654185
>>699651012
How do you know she is into bestiality?
>>699653215
she's not showing yet
>>699654503
I glue things to the ground in my shitty neighborhood and laugh from the sidelines as niggers chimp out trying to pick it up
>>699654503
Please stop. You'll become another statistic.
>>699654473
That's pretty pathetic really. It's not like you're a Syrian rebel or a U.S. marine. It's the 2 shit branches. Redeem yourself and become a Marine. You'll be better off for it.
A lot of the higher profile nudes recently coming out on the nude threads are from me and i feel really guilty about the girls. I don't want to get caught but it's nice when guys want your girl or think that the girl you had was like a solid 10.
I accidentally made my whole family eat my cum.
>>699654730
Legend. Doing this tomorrow.
I dated this.....and it still arouses me
>>699654730
you are a hero
>>699654730
V nice
>>699654839
I can never reenlist in any branch of the U.S. military. Permanently disqualified.
>>699655088
That's okay. She's appealing.
>>699654925
story
>>699654596
its a pretty common problem dude
most guys want to fuck everything even if they have a wife and 10 kids to look after
i love my gf but i honestly don't know if i could resist a hot slut grabbing my dick and asking for it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sy19X0xxrM
My master plan involves sinking Africa and South America under the ocean and killing all survivors before leveling the land once more for free uninhabited resources.
>>699654925
STORY PLEASE
>>699655168
thats a good thing
the army is put on such a pedestal by all the dumbasses who joined it
go make a man of yourself without having to slaughter poor kids in another country
>>699655604
It still hurts, Anon.
>>699655720
then this is the first step in becoming a man
live with your past mistakes and keep moving forward
I got nudes from my best friends sister and my girlfriend found them on my phone then posted them on our group chat impersonating me asking who's nudes they were.
So my best friend has seen nudes of his little sister and doesn't know it.
Sometimes I wonder if he saved them and faps to them, that'd be kinda funny.
>>699654839
FUCK NO! Dont go sending some bitch ass mother fucker our way washed outta fucking air force basic! Got enough peace time marine corps problems as it is!
Bitch probably couldnt pass a PFT... and we really dont want to sit through another safety brief because someone offed themselves with a tournequet from their IFAK. I mean seriously. If they cant hack life at AIT in the army you seriously think they could handle the fleet as a marine?
I must confese I loved her and im always negating the fact that i screwed it cuz she seemed to luv me back
>>699646696
I think I'm still in love with that nazi bitch and I kind of want her impaled in the ass all the way through her mouth vlad the impaler style all at the same time. I don't know what to do /b/.
Help me out on this one, I know that if I will it to happen enough, I could make this bitches eyes pop out of her skull and her lungs explode inside of her chest but I'm trying to stay cool, calm, and collective about all of this.
You think if I text her she'll let me take a shit on the back of her neck like she used to let me when she was asleep?
>>699655244
>13yo me
>Whenever i touch me weewee (Ayy) i save my cum, the reason is because i was a stupid kid
>One day, im in the bathroom about to do it again, so i take the test tube where i save my cum and begin to do it
>Mom knocks at my door, sis has to use the bathroom
>Panic, i dont wanna lose my precious cum so i just put it in a random bottle i find and throw the test tube in the toilet
>Later that night, i try to retrieve my precious white gold, but im unable to find the bottle
Next day, i find the bottle had vitamins, which they need since they have asthma.
Dad, mom, younger sis and older brother drank it.
I dated a gender fluid girl. Worst decision ever.
I wake up everyday wondering how I messed up in life. I used to pull hitches all day, now I've become an awkward duck that screws up any chance. Especially now that I like a girl it's so hard to grow a pair and do something.
Signed: RareMeatloaf
>>699652739
yeah, that's it. I've never fucked a girl because your sister has weird nipples. That makes sense
>>699646696
One day I had to use the restroom at the mall. It was one of those unisex restrooms. When I got in I saw the stalls where occuppied. One had opened and a woman came out. When entered the stall I saw the woman did not flush the toilet.
Looking down with disgust something caught my eye.
I saw little white spots in her poop and on closer look can see there were white worms.
Pinworms I thought.
I thought to myself "no don't do it" but I became aroused.
I stuck my finger in the poop and picked one up it squirmed on my finger.
The took my finger and rubbed the worm near the entrance of my ass hole. I felt it squirm.
"It is trying to enter me to infect me!"
The thought made me rock hard. I could feel it enter in me. Its new home. I reached down and got more worms and poop and shoved it up my ass more.
Thought of what i had done made me cum real hard.
I left the bathroom with my find safely inside me. Then next day I went to the bathroom. I looked in my feces and did not see any worms if figured they died.
I was relieved in a way, I put the parasite in me but it died and not to worry.
After a few weeks I forgot about it .
But then one morning after about a month , I looked at my poop and saw it full of white worms. Omg they are in me!. "The are living breeding inside me!" "I am infected!" Then I cum so hard at the thought like inever did before.
I did not seek treatment .
After two weeks I decided to play with them .
I reached into my poop and got a few on my finger and went to see if one would crawl up my pee cum hole . I watched it wiggle and move as it slowly entered the feeling made me almost cum but resisted.
Then I put another one in. I was thinking after a few weeks what will it look like when I cum. I have a way of delivering a gift by having sex.
Thinking about it made me smile.
>>699655909
Heh, I guess I have to.
>>699655987
PFT was never a problem for me. I seriously never understood why people freaked out about getting smoked or whatever; it's just exercise. I had a personality/adjustment disorder that was significantly affecting my ability to perform as a soldier. Couple that with a civilian history of psych visits and consultations (not all of which were warranted; my mom just liked paying other people to talk to me instead of herself actually talking with me), and you can see why I washed out with RE's
>2C, code JFV
and
>3, code JFX
respectively. Though tbh, I don't regret it too much.
>>699656342
dude if she's worshiping hitler she must be the most easily manipulated dumbass on this planet
you could text her and say you are the second coming of hitler and need a girl to start the fourth reich
>>699656426
Probably because you started calling yourself
>raremeatloaf
>>699656360
Same.
Met a girl at a party who told me she was genderfluid. Got shit faced with her and took her back to my place. Whipped out my dick and she grabbed it and stroked it for a couple seconds and said "are you sure?" I said hell yeah of course, and she said "I'm a dude" and then i said really? and pulled up my pants. He said "Yea dude" in a guys voice and i kicked him out.
I still cringe at the fact that a dude stroked my dick.
I let my dog lick my butthole when i was 6
>>699656618
MOTHAFUCKER WEREN'T YOU LISTENING, I SAID DON'T WANNA BE A FUCKIN FATHER
I don't have any feelings for my girlfriend at all, for the last 3 years I close my eyes during sex and foreplay and imagine other women
>>699656467
plz let this not be real
>>699656342
it better be the one in the middle because the other 2 are absolutely disgusting
anyway just tell her that hitler did nothing wrong and ask if she wants to fuck
>>699657100
It is, and I have a blog about it.
>>699656872
Well, she was actually a chick, but, she said she was gender fluid, but the reason that is was my worst decision is that she/he/whatever only likes women, and well, in short, my heart got broken over a gender fluid person, and I've been depressed about it ever since. This is rock bottom.
>>699648476
MODS MODS MODS, somebody calls the FBI
>>699657095
Then share her with your desperate friend you greedy faggot
>lol just kiddin, he doesn't want her either.
>>699657100
Luckily people can't lie on the internet.
>>699657095
Stop being a little bitch you're just wasting your time and hers. Dump her
>>699657213
better post that fucking blog
>>699655604
Thinking we slaughter kids in other countries.... another dumb ass ignorant american...
No we fill sandbags. And lots of them. Hand out fucking water. Provide the first decent medical aid some people have seen in decades... respond to natural disasters...
and yeah... about 1% of the time... when under orders from a president elected by the citizens of the united states when allowed by law, we fire back at armed assailants.
I personally know more marines crippled or killed by children armed with hand grenades than i know kids shot by "US personnel" all in an effort to obey current established ROEs, SOPs, United states law, and international laws of war.
>>699656872
Did he have a dick or no? At least he or she had the decency to tell you
>>699656441
do you even logic?
>>699657271
i dont even know if this is a lie
even homeless crazy meth addicts post on here
>>699657205
not THAT nazi bitch
another one
she had beautiful hair
and she rode my dick while planking.
>>699657466
wtf if you already fucked her why are u having the problem of trying to fuck her
just do what you did before and get laid dumbass
ALSO POST FUCKING PICS
>>699657266
Ew why would I want that, and she's not interested in ffm or mmf
>>699657321
I'll dump when there's more to it than just being single, ill take stable income of sex and company over being alone any day, I'll wait until I find someone else
>>699655088
I'd fuck her, so there's that.
>>699646696
I have lost the ability to feel anything else than boredom and entertainment.
>>699646696
The night of my bachelor party a girl I knew from year ago offered me unconditional butt stuff. I didn't know at the time that she had cheated with my wife's ex on my wife. She wanted me to fuck her in the asshole, film it, me cover her in my cum, anything I wanted. She stuck her hand in my pants, felt my cock and started sucking on my neck. I went with it for a few minutes then backed off. Felt too bad, man. Despite nothing technically happening, I still feel bad about it here and there.
So I'm 17, male. Virgin. Not kissless. Hope to fix that within the next year. And I want to get the following off my chest. I really don't give a fuck about being married, having a family, or getting a high paying job. I just want to smoke weed, fuck chicks and work an easy job to provide for my basic needs. I know this lifestyle to be possible, but my family wants me to go to college. Honestly what I am trying to say is I want to enjoy life but people around me make it kinda hard. Have a nice day guys.
I got way too drunk one night and had an argument with my friends and decided to go home. On my drunken walk home I started a fight with a group of guys and got my ass kicked. Did it all just to make my friends feel guilty.
>>699657323
http://wormfetish.blogspot.com
I don't post much, and to tell you the truth i pretty sure Im crazy
>>699657870
Same boat (pretty much). Just go to some trade school, welders and gas fitters make pretty good money and you wont be stuck in school for 4-8 years.
>>699657321
or....ya know.....you could always.....I'm not SUGGESTING this.....but.....you could always start getting her into being abused while you two are fucking so you get her real used to taking a beating. Then one day you take it too far and while you're filming one of your S&M sessions, you "accidentally" snap her neck. OR you "accidentally" stab her 47 times in the neck and chest. OR you "accidentally set her on fire and in order to escape with your life you were forced to flee the basement where you had her chained to the wall and had only enough time to grab the camera and get out of the house as your entire porn set goes up in flames with her as it's claimed wall ornament.
OR
You do none of the above and have yourself a great day you dumb fuckin bitch.
>>699658098
I... What.
>>699658028
You're a fucking pussy and I hope they beat you to death next time you retarded, autistic faggot.
I've never fucked a guy before, but lately I think about it all the time. I'm married, but my wife is pretty open and might even go for it. I think it's just the idea of doing something I've never done before that turns me on.
>>699646696
Right wing women turn me on loads
>>699657696
You wouldn't but at least then you'd have the ok to fuck her friends.
>>699657870
when you get close to 30 you will likely want a family and a good job
it gets pretty tiring partying and not knowing what you'll do in 20 years
i've seen it literally all my friends who used to be huge players
the only guys still going to clubs every night are borderline alcoholics who are fucking their life up
>>699658322
Calm down
>>699657870
You need all the money you can get. Once you get your own place your gonna realize that money is your first priority.
The lifestyle you want is only obtainable right now while your 17. You can smoke weed, fuck chicks, and have an easy job to provide for basic shit u need. When you grow up, you need a lot more than basic shit, and a lot more money, that's why your parents want you to have a high paying job.
So enjoy your life right now while it lasts, because your about to enter the stage in your life where you work your ass off 90% of the time and relax 10% of the time.
>>699657870
You're retarded, that life IS possible, but it's not good.
People fall on hard times, the reason people want you to go to school and get a good job is so that when others fall on hard times, you'll still be doing sort of ok.
>>699652190
This. I don't even know how to explain this place. It's like a 14 year old's brain in website form.
>>699658356
just go buy a dildo try it out
>>699646696
moms frend tried to fonger me on the back of my moms car
I have came in my cousin and my sister while they were sleeping.
>>699658738
I've already done pegging with the wife before. Loved it. Still like the idea of getting another guy involved.
>>699658769
are you a girl?
>>699658615
Says the faggot who tries to make his friends feel guilty for his own autistic behaviour. Next time you should make like a tranny and jump in front of a truck, you fucking nigger.
>>699646696
i went to my dad and step moms bathroom btw step mom HOT ass fuck looked for her panties and just smelled the shit out of them i still feel fucked up to this day
My mom and I flirt via text....when she stops over or I stop at her house we always make a reason to change our clothes in front if each other. I am 35 and she is 54 and yet we get naked and act like it is normal. Friday we went to a baseball game together...we used an Uber car to go but stopped at my house first ..she watched me change from work clothes into going out to a baseball game clothes...
>>699652190
lol i got to bed at 9 and i'm the most normal faggot on this entire website
those people have tamed or repressed their desires, i don't think you know people that well
Posted this in a thread earlier, but it 404'd
>be me
>fall for a girl hard
>speak everyday etc etc
>she invites me to meet up
>cant make it :/
>keep talking
>eventually she starts getting flirty
>fall harder and harder
>about to grow some balls and ask her out
>she says shes a lesbian
>...
>keep talking to her
>she blocks me on everything
>i literally havent done anything cringy or autistic
>hear she's dating a stupid ugly autist, literally 3/10, we'll call him eugene
>skip forward a year
>feeling better, looking to move on
>fall for another girl
>start talking to her
>much flirtier right off the bat
>laughs at all my jokes, holds my fucking hands
>i ask her out
>sorry, i dont like meeting up with only one friend
>...
>she then spreads twisted stories of us together, saying i acted like a cringe
>killmenow.jpeg
>friends now hate me
>i still love her
>see her change her relationship status on facebook
>look at the guy i need to kill
>it's eugene, the ugly 3/10 autist from earlier
>...
>fml.gif
>now have no friends, all were lost because of both the bitches being bitches
>dont go to parties so i cant drink and get an easy fuck there
>have developed anxiety when around people because of this bullshit, so hardly go out
>find myself lifting weights in my bedroom or reading history books most of the day
>mfw
>>699658769
>fonger
>>699652319
nice work anon. I know a few people repost the material to porn sites for the advertising cash, your way is probably higher return.
>>699659068
she had you when she was 19? holy fuck
>>699651266
>>699658872
same, with my sister
>>699659242
It was 1980 lol...lot of people did...good math kek
>>699656441
Just because the special ed teacher left you alone with the computer doesn't mean you should use it.
>>699659088
>flirting with a guy
>is lesbian
>gets with a shittier guy
what the fuck
>>699659068
How did you two start a relationship like this, and will it go further? My wife has a son from before we met and I want her to be like this with him when he's older.
>>699658990
lol I'm not the same guy
>>699659355
i wouldnt be suprised that most /b/tards cant google 54 - 35
is she hot?
I go to furry conventions purely to fuck.
I also have a furry GF.
Shit's pretty cash, never knew fur could feel so good on my pelvis and balls.
>>699659491
Been seperated from my wife for almost a year...we joke about me needing an outlet..I have a gf but the fucked up part of me wants to fuc her...she even asked me if I liked her bush hairy like it is or should she shave it. We talk about sex toys like its nothing..she ended up sleeping at my house the baseball game night..
get zeeka asap and sell the baby to the asians for cash.
trust me
>>699659749
That's amazing. Fantastic news for me, and congrats to you. Good luck with it man.
As a mexican american, I supported Donald Trump until I attended a rally. It was a scary experience tbqh.
>>699655938
I need a visual aide to this story anon
>>699659899
I would have got the impression they would be pretty welcoming there. Why was it so scary?
>>699659076
You're proving my point. Everybody doesn't browse this sight, that's all I'm saying. Being a normie isn't "being the most normal faggot" it's never having to say some shit like that because you're normal. You only use the internet for Facebook and YouTube type people.
>>699649524
They look like a Picasso painting
>>699659746
>am actually intrigued
>>699659999
wasted
>>699656467
Please no. This has to be copypasta. The fuck is wrong with you? I don't care if its real or not. Who thinks of this bullshit? I swear to god this is the reason why I want www3. Fucking end it already because there shit heads like you with these deplorable thoughts in your head. Seriously. I hope your mother gets cancer. Breast cancer. At first its stage 1 and seems like a routine procedure to remove it. However it metastasizes and she ends up with throat cancer. Your dad is sad because she doesn't give bjs anymore and kills himself. Them your mother dies from grief. I hope you suffer like I just did when reading your post. Fuck you.
>>699646696
I would fuck all three of those women. Preferably at the same time.
>>699646696
I still believe the Netherlands will rule the seas once again and reassert hegemony on the Dutch East Indies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6tOehtQlzY
>>699659522
Yeah, petite soccer-playing tiny-titted whore with nice long brown hair for me to hold on to while i fucked her
>>699659242
My mom had my sister when she was 15, Brother when she was, 17, another boy at 19, and me at 21.
>I grew up trailer trash.
>>699660317
and how are you now?
>>699659893
She jokes about my little fetishes as well...found my little drawer next to my nightstand....me recently single(11.5 months) and have a panty fetish...she found them with another toy and joked with me about it..we were both drunk at this point
>>699659746
...So uh, what's the next con you're going to?
>>699646696
I've got another confession to make, I'm your fool
im deeply in love with a woman that couldn't give less of a shit about me :(
after having sex with her i fell even more in love with her
>>699660704
how did you get a girl who doesnt like you to fuck you
>>699660418
Sounds like if you made a move she'd be open
>>699660840
just texted her this
"but u have to.be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*"
she said yes
>>699654473
Nobody has to "have it in them" to be a soldier - all you have to do is stand up straight and walk in a straight line when told all day. Why do people think it's hard to be in the military for anything but special forces and pilots?
>>699660402
Childhood was shit mostly. It made me strong.
>>699649664
>>699646696
I'm a hardcore progressive but Aryan Nazi women turn me on like there's no tomorrow.
Im forgettable to the point where I've spent 5 years talking to someone everyday and then when I meet him on the street after a few months of not seeing each other he genuinely barely recognizes me.
>>699659746
oh murrrrr yiffyafff tingle my furfag tailhole pls
>>699661020
You do have to 'have it in you.' When you go down-range and those rounds start flying by, you have to be willing to fire back without hesitating. Or, even if you have some simple assignment like Fort Polk, you have to be able to do the more mundane tasks and deal with being treated like shit, all the while doing your job well despite it constantly changing (don't be a blue falcon).
Not that I was a buddy-fucker, but I could have just as easily been a mass murderer or simply shot myself. Hell, even a guy I did Basic with turned out to be a hitman for a Mexican drug cartel.
>>699655168
Fuck west piece of shit
I turned 18 in january and ever since my life has gotten continually worse, my dad got violent and i turned to alcoholism then i got kicked out for not eating dinner with him one day. And i am going to fail 3 year of highschool because of shitty grades and not getting back to the school i went to last year.
>>699661591
I wanted to go Navy for the third, but they denied me. Shame. They're getting rid of those nice blue uniforms anyway, so it's not a total loss I guess.
>>699655604
Dear Michael L. Weinstein:
Isn’t the internet a great invention...?
I know who you are; what you look like; where you work; what you drive, and where you live.
And you know what...?
You are going to know who I look like real soon. And, it ain’t going to be pretty!
Why? Because I am an ex-Arrny Ranger.
See you soon.
Sincerely,
Your worst nightmare!
P.S. Keep fucking around with the Military and Religion - I DARE YOU!!!
>>699661020
During Basic you do what you're told, don't think, and stfu. They will provide everything.
AIT/Tech School/WhateverTheFuckTheNavyCallsIt
Remember things exactly, pass test. Continue to stfu.
Actually in the military. Don't be a dumbass, stfu is smart.
Get out have fun.
>>699660840
lol fucking chicks is easy. making them love you tho.. you can't pull that out of your ass.
>>699655088
Don't feel bad anon, that's not a horrible looking guy.
>>699661668
you are going to fail highschool because of shitty grades. Whose fault is that? its incredibly fucking easy to graduate highschool.
>>699661769
>NDUBs
>Nice
Pick one. They're hot as shit.
The FRVs are even worse, I miss my poopysuit.
>>699659999
Quads confirms alien tiddies.
>>699661785
>>699661799
Jokes on you, I already have multiple times bitch.
>>699661959
Well, it was a nice color, anyway.
>>699661785
About what I expect from the marines.
>>699655088
She looks like Eddie Izzard
>>699662136
They're still authorized for wear, won't be phased out for a few more months at least.
I don't like the idea of keeping our black boots with a green uniform though, we're going to look like a hot bag of ass.
I've been slowly planning and preparing for my suicide for some time. I hate that it will take so long but if I pull it off right things will be perfect.
i'm 22 and i have a gf on my snapchat that is maybe 11
and we send each other nude pics
>>699660124
>Please no. This has to be copypasta. The fuck is wrong with you? I don't care if its real or not. Who thinks of this bullshit? I swear to god this is the reason why I want www3. Fucking end it already because there shit heads like you with these deplorable thoughts in your head. Seriously. I hope your mother gets cancer. Breast cancer. At first its stage 1 and seems like a routine procedure to remove it. However it metastasizes and she ends up with throat cancer. Your dad is sad because she doesn't give bjs anymore and kills himself. Them your mother dies from grief. I hope you suffer like I just did when reading your post. Fuck you.
I wrote the original copypasta of this 2-3 years ago and in fact posted it on the /cp/ board her first; of course it's long gone now.
Today is the happiest day of my life
>>699646696
I'm starting to lose it
Ended up talking straight in the open at work today, I'm getting tired of working there but not because of the job, more to do with shitty management. I couldn't keep my mouth shut, and just went off a little bit to the other guys
>>699661006
if this is true you're so cringe
>>699656920
how has that shaped you as a person
>>699658098
So how did the cumworms work out?
>>699662512
whats wrong with black boots and green?
>>699661785
stfu loser
>>699646696
I'm loving this picture more than I should
>>699662955
*snickers nefariously*
Fucking newfag
I wanna fuck a guy but he has a gf. We used to send nudes, so I know he still may have a thing for me. What do?
>>699661416
No, you just wanted to leave because you didn't want to deal with the temporary discomfort there and move back in with your parents.
>>699646696
Nobody that actually knows me has any clue how often I think about suicide.
I like pewdiepie and leafyishere
>>699661769
Keeping the shit black bates boots though. Fuck obama.
>>699663159
Post them here and we'll decide
>>699663030
Infantry wears green to blend in with foliage.
I don't need to blend in with seawater valve plastisol. (the ONLY green thing on a boat)
All things considered, I just want my fucking poopysuit back.
>>699663030
Alles
>>699663229
Not that cut and dried. Didn't you read the part about me having a civilian history of apparent mental health problems?
Though they were hardly 'problems;' parents just saw every facial expression (or lack there of) and period of non-arguing as evidence for some "deep-rooted anger issue."
>>699663383
whats your snapchat? I'll add you and send
>>699663377
Get some Redwings or the Bellvilles, they don't crack like Bates and they're in regs.
>>699663377
Yeah, I'm sure he was real involved in that decision.
>>699663552
Whats yours?
My mom once sexted me by accident. I was confused for a while because she doesn't fucking shave and didn't realize what i was seeing.
>>699662136
Out of regs motherfucker is not even wearing a helmet.
>>699662720
why not fuck her
>>699662057
if you got that good dick, every bitch loves you
just want to get this of my chest. i'm now story writer and english is not my first language.
im sad cus: be me now 18 y/o male virgin, weary self conscious about it and have never been in a relationship.
I have become really good friends with this girl from school. we talk almost every day and started hanging out more and more.
i start to get feelings for her and one time when im over at her house i make my move and kiss her. and she kisses back. i tell her that i really like her, she dont like me the same way but we still makeout when we meet each other. it's tearing me apart i dont know how to fell. we do everything i like to do, meet her and hold her but that she dont have the same feelings is hurting me.
she is also a virgin and we talk about having sex, she thinks i have had sex becuses i have lied about lossing my virginity for about 2 years ago. one day when she is over, we are in my bed and making out and we start removing each other clothes. she ask i we are going to do it and i said if you want. we are very nervous. but before we do anything more i tell her that im a virgin. she is surprised but we continue to talk about and kiss. we don't really know what we are doing so we stop.
when we meet some days later i tell her that it hurts me that she dont like me the same way and almost start crying. she tells me that we need to stop doing what we are doing because it's only starts problems(we have talked about this before but not this seriously) but we will continue be friends we say.since that day we have spoken maybe twice over text. that was 1 month ago...i have ask her multiple times if she is angry or why she don't want to talk to me. she doesn't reply.
i saw her IRL for the first time since we had the serious tal. we dident even say hello
>>699663863
Got it
>>699662210
Expectations exceeded.
be me few years back 20 y old told my bf i will go party for the weekend with girlfriends to atlantic city
truth was i went alone there to a sex club and let bunch of guys 40+y old run train on me also make out and went down on 2 of the guys wifes
>>699663911
If you would've fucked her good y'all would have started dating
>>699646696
I'm sick and tired of dating women. Every fucking time I date some chick there's something inherently wrong with them. Either they end up cheating, or they just have shit personalities.
I'm tired of having to entertain them. I feel like a fucking jester, always trying to come up with ways to make them happy. And it works, I bang them, then I get tired of putting up with their shit.
It's constant maintenance, and they rarely ever do anything in return...
If I take you out to eat, fucking cook me dinner the next day
If I buy you flowers and chocolates spontaneously, do my fucking laundry
If I'm constantly turning the thermostat up because you're cold, and I keep getting up to get you drinks, and come back to give you a massage, wash my fucking dishes. Give me a blowjob or something...
These bitches want the whole world, and don't fucking reciprocate, and I'm tired of it. I'm seriously contemplating buying a sex doll and calling it quits...
>>699646696
I don't like judes, hate muslimes and the only good black guy I know is my neighbor.
Once I don't have a roommate and have an apartment by myself I think I'm going to reach out to a local Neo-Nazi chapter in Maryland.
>>699662512
Who cares what they look like these fuckers are satan. VA is going to be shitting out money for 50 years for the damage these did.
>>699659088
You need to hit the afterburners and get out of the orbit of Eugene the Pussy Destroyer.
>>699649524
Did her pimp cut off her nipples?
>>699656467
>>699663438
On ships the solid blue coveralls are almost always worn.
>>699646696
Everyday i wish i was dead. I hate life. There has not been one moment ive enjoyed on this planet.
>>699646696
Once dated a schitzo
I hated him
But he had a huge cock
we broke up for 2 months
started dating a different guy
old boyfriend said he wanted to hang out and "Be friends again"
we fucked
liked new guy better
took precautions and told new bf that old bf raped me
old bf had killed a cat so it was believable
hold no care because old bf is a stalker piece of shit
Never reported rape to the police
Stand by my story to this day
>>699661006
Yeah, no wonder she doesn't like you. You must have been a slump-buster
>>699652898
Beautiful.
>>699661785
Never leave your buddy's behind.
>>699646696
I wish I was white
>>699650698
are you actually serious? can you post it?
I made a fake snapchat to send dick pics to my female friends and then pretended to help find out who it was. I do a lot of catfishing
>>699661785
Rangers are trash. Infantry with jump wings. Not elite at all. Used to see them get wrecked in bar fights from old rednecks every weekend outside jblm.
Try harder on your b8
>>699663911
You're done, anon. You're not even in the friendzone. Seriously, look anywhere but there, because you aren't getting jack shit...ever.
>>699650547
how'd you get the pics?
