New celeb thread
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New celeb thread
Not your own group of soldiers, guy who likes it in the bubulubooty
>>699628546
ras clart
>>699628718
Kek
>>699629760
wat dis
look at the mole
>>699630841
Not Selena dude
>>699629496
umfg
bump
>>699628546
>>699629295
I'd eat a pound of her shit just to lick her ass.
>>699633267
That's the spirit!
>>699629760
Who this?
M-My M-M-Mistress Natalie Portman has b-been suffering t-terribly with diarrhea yesterday and today after a particularly v-vigorous anal session w-with her b-bull l-lover: quoting h-her, "He punched my insides out."... She r-returned l-last n-night and immediately c-called m-me t-to h-her b-bed and asked m-me h-how m-much I l-loved h-her: I-I said, "As m-my own soul."... She then l-laughed out l-loud and t-told m-me about h-her session s-saying I would b-be reduced in h-her estimation b-by becoming h-her ass-licking slave boy as well... I-I have b-been cleaning h-her up since then c-constantly: she s-says it m-makes h-her f-feel b-better knowing that someone loves her s-so m-much as to perform this d-duty upon h-her... Since I'm j-just a chump-change Delta man I-I c-count m-my blessings f-for having such a wonderful beauty t-to c-call my own...
>>699634193
Stop, that's not Charisma. Lol
>>699634193
srsly?
not her. not even close
>>699634578
I'd be her cuck too
>>699634193
>Charisma Lee Carpenter
Thats not her is it???
>>699634683
Yes it is
She like the Anal
>>699634860
Y-Yes... she's s-so b-beautiful... I'm s-sure if she m-met us w-we could charm several b-babies into h-her...
MORE ROLEPLAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
pretend to be you favorite celeb.
>kik:rocketlewes
>>699630458
>>699634481
Google Image thinks its "dog".
Yandex doesn't know, either.
>>699635555
Is that you?
If so, congrats.
>>699635084
holy shit. that's why humanity has no chance to survive, cause there are so mana stupid cunts and morons like you
die already
>>699635084
Yes, I've spanked it to her Playboy pics. The vids are not her. Calm down.
>>699635751
Lol and look at the dog pics in the results. uhhh wtf google
>>699635946
yup.
kik: rocketlewes
>>699629760
Lena Dunham isn't a celebrity
>>699636330
He fucked some trannies too!!!
>>699635216
I'd love for us to fill her up together.
>>699636888
The sexiest trannies!!!!
I never get tired of seeing Terry pics desu
Ariana?
is it just me or does anyone else never have a clue who the fucking people posted in "celeb" threads are?
i mean doesnt the word have any meaning anymore?
>>699637120
T-Bone doesn't go both ways faggot
Quit pretending you aren't jelly as fuck
>>699637492
Must smell her socks and ass... Dubs. Tell me this will happen again.
>>699637492
There's no way Disney execs hasn't casting couched the shit outta her.
>>699628546
Pants pulled up past the bellybutton makes you look like you're 80.
>>699637900
Don't think they have
She seems like she would cry rape the moment they tried
>>699636830
>>699636783
>>699636743
he never actually fucks the hot ones
>>699638498
terry doesn't want to get sued leaking those celeb snaps
>>699638298
Im not so sure
>>699637109
I-I only g-g-get a chance after she h-has had a bull s-session because she says sh-she doesn't feel anything u-under 4 inches in her... S-So she allows me to d-dive in after she h-has been numbed by the b-bull's 8 plus inches... She s-s-says it's my r-reward for being a good b-boy waiting for h-her at h-home patiently while she g-goes out... I'm l-lucky to get that too b-b-because sometimes she s-says she's n-not in the m-mood for my childish games after a s-session with her m-manly bull..
>>699638707
lol. He already leaked topless and nude pics with celebrities. If they were going to sue him they would have done it already. Youre probably just some beta that worships this weird perv
>>699638298
The funny thing is that (at that time at least) Dove was only one of two women to get her own Disney show without any previous Disney show experiance. She went from just a small two episode role on Shameless to staring as both Liv and Maddie.
![[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/426/1458426372170.jpg "[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone")
>>699638716
Dove is pure. Sorry
>>699637434
>2016
>Not knowing celeb threads are paid for by noncelebs to include themselves as such
>Shiggty dgghtbty
>>699633267
i love how you think
>>699629496
post moar of mommy
>>699639950
Also she is a closet lesbian who hates when this gets brought up anywhere
>Also, like Sky Ferreriero and Terry Richardson, is not at all a celebrity
>>699640435
>not even contributing
just fuck off
>>699634578
in the sea of sadness that is /b, you sir, are a giant rogue wave.
>>699640808
kek
And reptilians rule the world, ey?
Pathetic
http://www.strawpoll.me/11001685
?
What's this in selena's bikini bottoms?
>>699640191
always really had a thing for her
>>699633717
Doesn't look a thing like her
![Sky Ferreira & Terry coming down from slamming opioids [black tar heroin].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/582/1457582857946.jpg "Sky Ferreira & Terry coming down from slamming opioids [black tar heroin]")
>>699641197
You father is pathetic for not dumping the load that became you into the dirt. Motherfucker, the celeb threads have been continuous for weeks now and ive been on /b/ since 1996. They always contain a select group of noncelebrities that miraculously several "/b/ros" have a lot to say about. So fuck the fuck off you human pile of dogshit
>>699633812
Tits are too small
I-I-I s-sent m-my girl t-to Starbucks f-for a double-dutch Cappuccino b-but that w-was 2 h-hours ago...
>>699641873
At least you call me motherfucker because your mom loves my dick and just can't get enough. Call me daddy from now on homeboy.
And now fuck off, you fathers dick doesn't suck itself you inbred cunt.
>>699628718
my hero
>>699628546
what type of shorts are those
http://aintaboutthatlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/yes-julz-sextape-full-video-360.mp4?id=0
yesjulez got her saxtape leaked, shes thicc af
>>699642576
Love it!
>>699642576
Is that rob Lowe?
>>699642719
pic related
>>699643006
how did u know?
>>699641078
She needed to blow her nose
![Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/700/1456700326186.jpg "Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo]")
>>699643121
I'm not surprised, should've paid for direc-tv
>>699642623
HOW MANY FUCKING PICS DO YOU HAVE OF HIM YOU FAGGOT
>>699643349
99999999999999999999999999...................
>>699635224
wtf is this here eyes look great in brown
>>699628546
You guys think her butthole stinks after she takes a shit?
>>699643432
shes fucking gross dude, get some standards
>>699643523
I bet her shit is great lube.´
>>699643606
Been fapping to her since she was 13.
![a stallion's prick for 2 sports illustrated models to fight over [tongue swapping the Richardson seminal fluid].gif](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/697/1456697842072.jpg "a stallion's prick for 2 sports illustrated models to fight over [tongue swapping the Richardson seminal fluid]")
Beautiful music comes out of her rear...
>>699638427
She's so fucking cute
>>699643420
Well post the good leaks, mang.
>>699643788
congratulations, youre fucking pathetic
![Selena Beaner Gomez desperately desiring the Richardson thumb [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/699/1456699632638.jpg "Selena Beaner Gomez desperately desiring the Richardson thumb [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take]")
>all these reddit filenames
these truly are dark days
Also one of him fucking cmoretz
She always h-has t-to r-rush when h-her bull l-lover orders her to come over... H-He m-makes sure w-we are on call 24 hours a d-day...
>>699643788
>I bet her shit is great lube.
>Been fapping to her since she was 13.
>>699644227
What can I say, she's my sex dream come true.
>>699636330
Who is this guy
>>699644457
Any more of her?
Fine ass milf
>>699644684
Your dad, probably
>>699644684
being this new
>>699644164
Imgur filenames faggot
>>699643244
who is shee?
>>699644485
That's understandable.
![!!!2015 LEAK!!! ~ français actress Léa Seydoux winning the t—boner award for ''tightest celebrity snatch of the year'' [cinematographer & co-star Terry Tarantino chaining her torso to achieve greater tension].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/696/1456696477998.jpg "!!!2015 LEAK!!! ~ français actress Léa Seydoux winning the t—boner award for ''tightest celebrity snatch of the year'' [cinematographer & co-star Terry Tarantino chaining her torso to achieve greater tension]")
![!!!summer'15 leak!!! the chin of Kunty Perry dripping profusely with Uncle TERRY's™ world-renown extra special secret sauce [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/011/1463011422384.jpg "!!!summer'15 leak!!! the chin of Kunty Perry dripping profusely with Uncle TERRY's™ world-renown extra special secret sauce [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial]")
![a ginger hair stylist attempting to stop an angry T-Bone from swinging Kunty Perry by her ponytail [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1463/701/1463701330791.jpg "a ginger hair stylist attempting to stop an angry T-Bone from swinging Kunty Perry by her ponytail [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial]")
![Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/696/1456696637902.jpg "Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm]")
