Rekt thread ?ofc
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Rekt thread ?
ofc
>>699627549
What the actual fuck!
>>699627962
shiieeet
>>699627549
NOOOOOOOOOO
Why, just why...?
bump
>>699627610
Darwin at work, only he missed.
:(
>>699627610
what was he trying to accomplish anyway?
>>699628807
I was 594 and that was it. There's at least 2 people in there, anon
>>699628807
what, why. we all know his ribs are dust and his organs some paste
>>699627549
he want to become white???
>>699628807
And your a faggot without trying
>>699629645
He took that like a champ
>>699628791
didnt have money for proper piercing
>>699626853
I shouldn't laugh but that's some cartoon level shit
>>699627278
bye ribcage
probably turned his lungs into a couple of pincushions there
>>699629768
Did he try to drive around them?
>>699626853
anybody have sauce on this?
>inb4alfredo or romana
>>699628791
It was for his rap clip, read it somewhere
>>699630138
Im assuming the car lost control
>>699628345
ha, they thought they was so badass
Anyone else gonna post?
>>699630050
sadly, he died
from the new article:
During the competition, however, the spotters did not succeed to catch the bar in time. Everything happened very quickly. With the torn diaphragm and broken ribs the sportsman was brought to hospital.
UPDATE: The injury appeared to be fatal. Igor died in hospital from heart concussion
He was using a banned technique (open thumb). He had done it in a previous lift in the same competition and again he dropped the bar, but the spotters were quick enough. Second time though was fatal.
>>699630158
here's a funny one
>>699630263
i hope so
>>699627549
uuhh ok
>>699629768
They fucking deserved it
I HATE this kind of people
>>699629751
he took that like a chimp
>>699630460
Explain, anon?
>>699627549
he didn't want to look at it
Religion of peace just accept it
>>699627610
was that supposed to be badass or something? What a fucking tool
>>699627962
MiaoPai™ shirt remover
>>699630620
Nothing to do on the road
>>699630460
>>699629768
driver had plenty of room to squeeze by between the parked car and the lady(?) walking in the street.
>tl;dr driver went full retard
>>699630865
Fucking summer.
>>699628079
lol what did he do?
>>699628345
Just beautiful
story?
>>699626853
well that's a first
sauce?
>>699630757
Did his head become a pancake or something
>>699631230
I think it's in Russia..there was some sort of gang breaking into properties etc.
They had tried to rob the guy before, he alerted police and they set up a sting op.
something along those lines..
the bullets are rubber before people start asking, +blanks fired to disorient the robbers.
>>699630865
Cant wait until summer ends and you cancerfags disappear
>>699629645
that's gonna ache for a while
he was a good sport about it
>>699631092
fuck knows, i just saved it. I don't really care though. It's fun none the less.,
>>699630757
Hiko would have dodged that
>>699628345
so beautiful... fucking punks.
>>699631447
>>699631550
So this is an actual thing?
>>699630944
Fucking kek'd
>>699631447
Why the fuck did he walk back in there after kicking it open? He didn't even trip, he literally stepped to his death.
>>699630263
That looks like porn.
>>699630222
worst blade ever. Some of these arab fuckers aren't even trying
>>699630263
>>699630414
I don't save gore, that's why I come here
>>699631092
Didnt seed his torrents.
>>699630222
Is that his first day chopping hands? jesus christ
>>699630312
filename kek
>>699631927
>he literally stepped to his death.
kek
no crip walk: 9/10
>>699631447
I hope they were above the 5th floor.
>>699630222
jesus christ, a damp hug pillow would have been sharper than that blade.
>>699630222
>gillette advertisement
also checked
>>699632200
can we please have a rekt thread WITHOUT fucking ISIS videos..they are all like fucking repost of a report..seen them a gazillion times thank you, fucking stop it already..post something else or dont post that shit at all
>>699631092
died.
>>699632268
fuck off with your fake garbage faggot, what are you, 12?
>>699632268
>spooky movie
>>699632200
I wonder if this Isis video is not fake ?
>>699632351
someones angry they cant get dubs
>>699632351
wah wah wah I'm a whiny little bitch
>>699631595
I hope he's ok
>>699631353
gays?
>>699632415
i don't even remember what these are. it's just numbers to me brah, calm down
>>699631353
10 points for originality
>>699632521
Are you autistic?
>>699632521
Fuck I cant wait until summer ends
>>699632644
Check 'em
>>699631896
A girl i knew and who friendzoned me looks exactly like her
Dunno if i should feel bad or happy for that webm.
>>699632714
looks tasty
>>699631896
this, along with the broken dick gif never fails to make me cringe
>>699632521
>>699632546
its just fucking boring and repetitive man..same 10 vids in all rekt threads..
>>699632714
He will survive, i'm sure
>>699632714
yoo lol
>>699632933
meh, sushi isn't my style. maybe grilled or pan seared
>>699627610
This guy is a complete shit brain. He wrote about it saying it was armor piercing and maybe he swallowed it ... fucking faggot obviously used a blank.
>>699632714
ayy lmao
Dumping my set.
>>699633054
literally acting like chimps
>>699627193
Fucking amateur
>>699632705
>cant wait until summer ends
>>699632714
Look, an ayy lmao
>>699633345
>>699633054
This is an african dance called Daggering.
No joke, google it. It's a dance..seriously.
>>699633284
really pleasurable
>>699632268
bitch wtf
>>699632268
Nigger animal.
>>699633378
>dumps the water anyway
Icing on the fucking cake
>>699632351
Go die faggot.
>>699627549
The pain is unfathomable, but he has an incredibly strong will.
>>699627549
He's officially a man. Welcome to ritual circumcision.
>>699630308
Sadly? More like not surprising. You do that shit the right way or you pay the price.
>>699633463
I dont get what happened?
>>699633463
Did he died?
>>699627962
Did he deaded?
>>69963380 that thing clean sweaped that one guy
>>699633487
>dance
to 1440° reverse powerslam a bitch?
my kind of dancing
>>699632714
>>699632933
It is delicious placenta. You must eat it.
>>699627962
Fuckin brutal...damn.
>>699633731
top kek that shit looked enjoyable lmao was waiting for him to drive into traffic.
>>699633801
>inb4b8
guy got hit by the ride. look to bottom middle of screen
>>699633731
that's dedicated powernapping
>>699634050
kek
>>699630757
Fucking nasty. You can see his brains squirt out.
>>699633845
fuck you , you and tour fucking english
vive le français sale fils de pute
>>699634303
i fucking love elbow strikes.
>>699633731
I've seen this a few times, but this is the first time I've actually noticed the logo on the steering wheel.
Fucking mustangs.
>>699630222
>Anyone
It's like their to fucking stupid to sharpen a fucking bade.
Whites have been doing it since the dawn of fucking time u chimps.
>>699634477
them double dubs
>>699630263
> dat filename
fucking got me good
>>699632714
you shouldnt have done that he's just a boy
>>699630865
that sure was good summerfag
>>699634215
good catch, didn't notice that at first
>>699630661
Woops, spilled the beans.
>>699631353
Story ?
Going to my unnamed pile now.
>>699628345
The swat guys almost killed their undercover agent lol
>>699634754
kek. read it like slingblade
>>699633054
Negroe mating ritual
>>699631353
Story?
>>699634824
revenge between detained in brazilian jail
>>699634769
is this thread getting hot or is it just me? must be summer in here.
>>699631550
Ching chong a ding a dong u dead.
>>699631826
Asians and elevators are mortal enemies
>>699634863
was really hoping he got knocked the fuck out for dancing around like that
>>699633845
is kill
>>699634824
seems like they are torturing a guy by holding burning plastic over him.
>>699632268
It sucks being a female nigger. You're at the bottom of the food chain and not even nigger men will fuck you if they can get better...
>>699634915
It's not an undercover agent - It's a neighbor that they use as a pawn. This is how the Russians operate. Even if they'd have killed him by accident they wouldn't really get into any trouble.
>>699630222
Gotta sharpen your blades.
>>699634863
Jumping bean
>>699635394
>it sucks
try being white and getting all the government assistance that a black mom gets. but if she's a hambeast, yeah good luck at mcdonalds, kek
>>699631037
>>699631497
>>699634769
More like the summerfags that can't even tell by looking at the fucking image. How many time has this been posted in the past 5-6 years?
>>699627549
I have no words
>>699634323
Lick a sweaty stinky homeless nigger anus.
>>699635809
welfare trailer trash can still get the black men
>>699633809
He was taken to a hospital on the same street 1/2 mile away where he later died of eternal bleeding.
>>699635804
n00b
>>699631447
>>699631550
so is this just how chinafags kill themselves
>>699632268
nigger heavy metal, fucking brutal
>>699636062
take them. we don't want 'em anyways. it's why they're referred to as "trash"
>>699635809
white women DO get all the assistance black women get.
>>699636020
If that faggot raped my daughter I woulda done the same thing.
>>699636315
how about the welfare queen
>>699629718
Old but still good! I enjoy everytime. Mmm cookin up them dindus real good
>>699632586
He's fine, they both checked on him before they left.
>>699636422
6/10 give or take.
>>699627962
Fuck. Just a poor guy trying to scratch out a living
>>699636066
The guy in black had his foot way too high
>>699636422
She's doing her best to eliminate the nigger gene. A half black is always better than a full nigger...
>>699632351
some1's triggered
How do you turn on sound with the new webm player?
>>699636351
i said try being white. not try being a white woman. women don't browse /b/
>>699636664
cis scum
>>699636351
Not exactly. White women cant get scholarships from the negro college fund
>>699635740
how Zika is made
>>699636774
kek show me your titties baybee
>>699635338
Hard to tell what the context is, but preliminary analysis indicates that they are both fucking idiots.
>>699636229
A fucking camper too.
>>699630633
What a terrible, terrible film
>>699637049
I'll jumpkick you with muh nub!
>>699633731
jesus took the wheel pretty well tbh, could've been a lot worse
>>699636650
>new webm player?
Have you been living under a rock the past couple of years?
>>699636605
no dude, lol, that's retarded. There's still one full nigger, the dad, but now there are also a half dozen half niggers in addition to the nigger dad, and the nigger wannabe mom.
>>699636837
hah. everyone flees the scene even the victims
>>699637365
Nigger lives don't matter.
>>699636201
Eternal bleeding is the worst
>>699637365
kek
>>699633731
always the mustang
>>699636201
>eternal bleeding
>will bleed forever
>meaning he will never run out of blood and always have blood to lose
i think he lived anon
>>699637497
dont forget his 14 kids with other mothers
only way to do it is with ammo
>>699637508
totally justified, nobody rolls in acting like they own the place
>>699632268
Is this from a movie? Looks kinda real to me...
>>699637823
It's a movie but I forgot the name..
>>699634915
they were rubber bullets anyway
>>699637365
Niggers love to talk...
>>699635243
Well, he's dead now so your wish sort of came true.
>>699637927
Sleepless in Seattle
>>699632627
I hope that dog knows he's nothing more than an accessory to that cunt
>>699637771
>Not getting the reference
You're dad should have worn a condor.
>>699637476
You could play sound before now it's changed to a white and blue layout and I can't play sound.
Pls send help.
>>699638079
5/7 post
>>699638079
Tha fuck m8?
Could a kind anon please post the clip were an insurgent fires some kind of RPG and kills two of his own buddies with the friendly-fire back-blast?
>>699637497
I think the best solution for niggerdom is to let them be niggers. The more niggers in prison the less they can do damage to the general population. I'm in favor of mass incarceration to be honest.
>>699632714
You can tell it's a nigger
>>699630757
Thats actually an injection molding machine and what you see squirt out is molted plastic as it runs it's cycle. Apparently they defeated the interlock in order to make things faster. As a proper interlock would not allow the ram or screw to operate as long as the cage door was open. The door is there to keep idiots like this one away from the moving and crushing parts. I will never understand humans and their thinking they are stronger than machines.
>>699637666
Trips can't lies
>>699638079
>Should've worn a condor.
Fuck my sides
>>699638029
or a weapon, in this case
>>699635804
Lucky, he just lost his hat
>>699633378
Should have done a trial run on that icebucket challenge
>>699638264
kek
Last one.
>>699633284
Asians are cool!
>>699637692
Are they like protesting?
>>699637778
You know, I think forced sterilization would be easier to swallow as a social policy, but hey, direct ethnic cleansing is a lot more efficient and cost effective, that's for sure.
>>699634863
Fuckin arab
>>699637882
Nigger being a nigger. Picking on an autistic kid half his size...
>>699638452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pRnQYS0S5c
>>699637692
too dumb to live
>>699638136
seems like without audio it's impossible to decipher context.
>>699638452
Why did they tag his anus and beanbag?
>>699636605
Thats not how it works. White men impregnating black women "whitens" blacks. White women with black men "blackens" white genes.
Its a war for the wombs.
That itch you are feeling right now? Yea..that's a spider on you
>>699635740
fckin lost
>>699637882
i feel sorry for white kids like this living in the ghetto.
file name: naruto
>>699638452
Why?
>>699637771
>falling for the bidon
>>699637692
>>699638524
Yes. And worse, they are protesting because they are 'strong womyn who don't need no man' - Then they set themselves on fire and just panic, and the men has to try and come rescue them. It's like the universe is fucking with them on purpose, and I love it.
always seem to wander into a rekt thread when I'm eating something, always a bad idea
>>699636020
Apes doing what apes do
>>699631447
>>699631550
I love how they both look in to see there's obviously no fucking elevator car there, then step in to their dooms anyway.
Either suicide or darwinism.
>>699638470
Love this one.
>>699638840
fuck that shit
>>699634099
Fools, the lot of 'em
>>699638811
no, you fucking faggot, black women carry the same goddamned nigger genes. It's not any better if it's male or female. Do you understand how genetic heritage works? A nigger woman is just as nigger as a nigger man.
>>699627549
Seriously though whats the story behind this vid? Why are they skinning his dick like that?
>>699630222
ultimate fucking nightmare living in a shithole where they don't even bother to sharpen their shit to butcher you
>>699639357
In their shithole barbarian country, it's probably a right of adulthood to get butchered like that.
It's the same for the girls.
>>699638452
WITNESS ME
>>699630865
Nice, got me
>>699634863
"Prince" Nassim Hammed. Hated that fuck...
>>699635532
icy roads or just literal shit driver?
>>699635271
Some gzys dripping burning plastic om some prisoners
Saw it on liveleak
>>699637119
But only one's a nigger!
>>699638811
>>699639270
Okay then I guess the key is to lock up as many male niggers as possible. Less male niggers equal less nigger babies... Perhaps we should make weed possession carry a 20 year minimum sentence.
>>699637365
It's some comedy shit right here
>>699639270
idiot. A man can impregnate all the women he wants, its not a lose for the white people when a man goes and impregnates a black woman on the side.
A woman can only have a limited number of children. If she carries a mulatto baby she is not gonna carry a white child, you get it retard? jesus how sensitive.
Again, all that matters is the womb.
>>699631092
It was in Brazil. He probably tried to rob someone and he was caught by the people.
The people don't forgive.
>>699635804
Popped his top
>>699637997
I'm pretty sure this is from August Underground
>>699637569
bet she fucks like an animal
>>699639631
>icy roads or just literal shit driver?
>or just literal shit driver?
>literal shit driver?
>literal
>shit
>>699637882
Fantasy meets reality
>>699636066
Dude broke his leg on a nutsack
>>699636020
Hate it when they're more or less already dead/insensate when the fire starts.
Better brace yourself for this one, lads!
>>699637569
story?
>>699640279
why even go?
>>699630312
how?
Peridot looked around the tiny confines of Steven’s bathroom. Had she really been reduced to this? Trapped in some archaic think-chamber? She had lost her limb enhancers, and her now limited range annoyed her immensely. All around her were strange objects, whose specific functions were alien to her.
The Steven had finally left, and now she could find an adequate weapon and plot her escape. Rifling through the various drawers she found little to aid her. The long handled ‘plunging’ device looked the most promising, but she could not for the life of her figure out how to turn it on.
Picking up Steven’s toothbrush, she examined it for any tertiary components she could utilize. Next to the toothbrush was a bottle of unknown gel. If she could somehow combine these things, it would be a start.
>>699640347
>kids backpack
>>699637365
He says "Go ahead, mace me" It's what he wanted
She didn’t know what the ‘cavities’ Steven spoke of were truly capable of. She would need to guard against them as well.
Unscrewing the cap, she squeezed, causing a blue-green eruption to spurt out. Her visor was compromised, her vision reduced to a mere fraction from the accursed gel. Backing up she fell into the tub, and hit her head against the fiberglass siding.
“Gah! Primitive earth junk!” Peridot thrashed off the shower curtain and wiped the goop from her eyes. Her entire front was covered in paste.
“Argh! How do I get this disgusting mixture off?” she turned towards the faucet, some water might assist her.
“Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!” she had to remember which was the correct knob to turn.
>>699640347
That fucking water bottle cracks me up every time lol.
>>699640279
If ever there was a case worthy of capital punishment...
>>699637997
This is how all Americans got created
Not wanting to burn herself further she sighed and begrudgingly slipped out of her uniform. It would need to soak for a while before it was once more suitable as attire.
Her priorities were now scrambled. She had to get out of here. Her uniform could wait. Climbing out of the tub she once more lost her footing, and slid across the floor, pulling down the towel rack with her, and ending up against the sink.
Frustrated, she tore up and shoved the laundry around, creating a mass of dirtied clothes in the center of the room.
She had to keep calm. Had to find something to remain sane. Regaining her stance, she looked down at her tiny verdant body. It had been so long since she had been out of her uniform. The feeling of air against her naked arms and legs had been a shock when she lost her enhancements, but now she felt extraordinarily exposed.
>>699638470
boy in blue coming thru
Running her hands over her petite female form made her shiver. She hadn’t seen her bare skin in so long, it was so interesting. Was this really her own body? She had to see more of it.
Clambering onto the sink she posed and gazed at tiny breasts, and a tight hairless snatch. She had been on Earth too long. She was beginning to adopt their anatomy traits.
What was this hole between her legs for? She couldn’t remember. Bending over she observed their was another smaller hole hidden between her cheeks. More and more she looked at her holes, and played with the small green lips that hung down from the front one.
Touching them felt really good. She discovered an even more sensitive spot above it. A tiny marble, seemingly packed with nerves. Her toes curled as she rubbed it gingerly. Inside, was becoming quite wet.
Smudging the mirror with her incessant touching, she realized their was a hidden compartment behind it, with even more strange tools.
Among them looked to be a similar device to what the Steven had used earlier, though this one had a bulkier handle, and a rounded bristle head. On it was a switch, that she flipped on.
Peridot dropped it as it began vibrating. The head was oscillating with a crazed power. It was nothing to be afraid of, just another quirky human device.
She picked it up again and felt the fervent reverberation echo through her hand. “I wonder….”
Squatting over the sink she gently placed the spinning bristles on her clit. In an instant she nearly fell back with agonizing pleasure. Screw the mission at hand, she had found her new favorite activity.
Wetting the end of it made it even better. Flipping it over she decidedly shoved the entire handle into herself. “Oh-h-h-h, y-y-yessss.” Her teeth were chattering.
Gathering a blob of toothpaste still stuck to her breast, she smeared it onto her thankful pussy. The smell of mint was wonderful, and the fluoride made her burn so good.
Her hair was a mess, and stuck out in every direction. She was so dirty, and yet she wanted more. Finding a container of shampoo she emptied it onto her chest. A bottle of liquid soap was distributed over her back, and legs.
>>699640279
You should try a Kobe beef hamburger
also, that has to be fake
A wave of relief washed over her. She had been so uptight, so worried, now all that was gone with a coating of flowery human concoctions.
Bubbles were massed on her pussy now, the electric toothbrush creating suds from the mixture she applied. Her reflection in the mirror was one of stupid, juvenile delight.
She moaned, as her pussy continued to twitch at the buzzing guidance. “S-s-s-sooo, g-g-goood. Just a little m-mooore.”
She threw her head backs in unplanned contortions. Warmth enveloped her and she couldn’t help by offer a shrill whine. She had leaked considerable fluid on the countertop. She blushed and looked away from her mirror-self, what would homeworld think of her deplorable condition?
It didn’t matter, maybe she would find something to stick in her back hole too, and go again.
“What is going on in there?” a hard banging erupted from the door. The Pearl’s voice was unmistakable.
“G-go away, you insufferable clod! What I do is none of your business!”
The door handle jiggled and the banging continued. In a panic Peridot fell from the counter, and landed on her head.
“That’s it, I’m coming in.” The door flew open, revealing an angered Pearl.
Looking upon a dirtied, naked, Peridot with her butt in the air, and full buzzing brush still inside her, Pearl crossed her arms and raised her eyebrow.
>>699635648
My all-time favourite; if you've seen how cyclists drive, and read about marea critica...
Feels good man. Karma.
>>699637365
Gotta love what pussies the cops are here; easily 10-1 if not more, he's unarmed, and they still have to use the bear mace & grab him from behind while he's blinded.
Niggers are as niggers do, but it takes fucking balls to walk up on them like he did.
>>699638452
WITNESSED
