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ah neat a fag thread
>>699622958
>>699623329
God hates gays
tru
>>699624321
Then stay away or get tgought a gay too
MOAR
>>699626214
Contribooting for once
>>699624393
sauce?
cough
cough cough
>>699627520
That's not contributing.
>>699627520
insert
MORE FFS I NEED MORE FURRY PORN
nice thread idiot
>>699629793
I need more slutty boys posting themselves.
>>699631288
deleted your trip?
>>699631421
On my phone.
>>699631288
post demos pics
>>699631513
>not memorizing the actual hash
>>699631470
>repulsive
don't use gfycat filenames
>>699631631
>don't use gyfcat filenames
Nigga, I'm posting content; if you don't like the filename, change it if you save it.
>>699631784
I have absolutely no interest in content. I just recommend changing a porn filename to remove "repulsive" from it. I suspect the actual patrons will prefer that.
>>699631524
On my phone.
>>699631631
Fuck that noise, it has like a Chinaman symbol or something in it.
post some cute pics pls
>>699632416
man tripcodes are dumb shit tee bee aitch
Requesting more webm's
>>699627520
That thing looks fun. Where do I get it?
>>699632537
i meant cute porn
>>699633069
this is porn, the cats are naked
>>699632416
If you're the Alpha homosex, then who is the Beta/Omega homosex?
>>699633251
Me
tfw no alpha homo to dominate me
>>699633333
Just because you are a sub or bot or whatever doesnt mean that you are a beta homosex
Collars?
>>699633489
I only want to be an omega in bed.
>>699633553
Are for aminals.
>>699633611
Alpha in the streets, Omega in the streets?
>>699633751
That's the best case scenario.
>>699633783
Is worst case omega/street and alpha/sheets?
>>699633948
I'd feel bad for anyone like that honestly.
>>699633937
That's a lot less fun than one might think
Back/neck/throat pains and gagging all arent fun.
>>699634074
Is that even possible?
>>699623329
hot diggity
>>699634145
Oh absolutely.
>>699634294
What a sad life they must live.
>>699634412
It's not easy being a dominant personality and a submissive either though, it becomes hard to find someone compatible.
>>699634456
I guess so, wouldnt know, though.
>>699634627
Why, what are you?
>>699634697
A kissless virgin?
I don't know the first thing about relationships, other than the fact that I don't much care for 'em.
>>699634840
Oh, yeah. That's rough. Social anxiety or just never go out?
>>699633937
>being so flexible you can face fuck yourself
if only it was easier to do
i've been kissed and i've had sex
but i'm still a loser
>>699635024
I've been kissed and had sex
I was a winner before and I'm a winner now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
>>699634898
Neither, hell 3 girls have asked me out in the past (Important note, all girls have cooties and boys are obviously superior).
I just think that they're a waste of time, effort, and money.
>>699634988
Just train at becoming more flexible.
>>699634988
The dream.
>>699635295
and then I'd have no reason to ever get out of my house ever again
>>699635649
Actually wrong. For the same reason that you can't tickle yourself, autofellatio doesn't feel that good.
t. can do it
>>699635757
Its nice everyone once in a while.
>>699633333
Check'd
>>699635886
I honestly don't feel bupkis when I do it, if your nerve endings are more pliable I'm happy for you.
>>699632642
Source?
That's a weird way of saying daily Jewish propaganda thread, oh well.
>>699635949
It's the naughtiness of it all that does it for me.
Alas, I've got to go
Cya sf
>>699635933
Check the check
Anyone have a webm of a twink getting smashed and then cream pied? I saw the webm once but never saw it again.
>>699636166
I love it when people confirm my theories of the psychosomatic nature of sex. Later, whoever you are.
>>699636153
Homosexual furryism isn't destroying the white race but it sure doesn't help
so, any suggestion how to become more flexible?
yoga or some bullshit like that?
>>699636844
remove a rib then you can suck your own dick
>>699636844
move yo butt.
>>699636844
Yes, yoga will make you more flexible. I was 20 pounds overweight when I learned I could blow myself, but I was also 15 and youth is amazing at random horseshit like that.
Ironically, having a stronger core may be counterproductive for this purpose.
>>699636335
Hah, just kitten, I'm going in 10 minutes or so!
>psychosomatic nature of sex.
Elaborate?
>>699637432
>It's the naughtiness of it all that does it for me.
This is a mental construction rather than being something that can be attributed to something inherent to a sort of genital stimulation; the pleasure is derived from the idea of the action rather than the sensation of it.
It's the reason many gay men know they're bottoms before they've ever had sex.
>>699637600
hello pekka
>>699637726
Hello. This thread is kinda awful, isn't it?
>>699637915
I'm endeavoring to improve it.
>>699637726
Huh, and are you studying sexual psychology or is it just a little thing that interests you?
Also, I too learned that I was able to do the naughty when I was 15!
Of course I was hesitant at first because I didn't want to accept the fact that I was a homosex.
>>699637963
I'm still unsure whether to assist or hinder you.
>>699638057
My major is linguistics, sexual psychology is a private passion. I have a somewhat ornate theory of sexuality that disagrees with the entirety of established literature, but since a lot of sexual psychology builds from Kinsey's borderline fraudulent study I'm confident in what I think regardless.
>>699638113
You KNOW what you should be doing, finngol.
>>699638290
Ignore whatever you tell me to do and insted decide for myself? Got it.
>>699638450
ok let's try this again
you KNOW that you should literally do everything I tell you at all times, and intermittently lavish unsolicited praise upon me
>>699638290
>linguistics
Oof, I'd hate to study that. Mostly because I have a rhotecism.
How does your theory differ from the established theory?
Fingolia stronk.
Is there a nice channel for Telegram?
I am looking for some other g/furs to talk and such :3
French animation is probably my favorite.
>>699638699
I'm a big fan of Studio Ghibli's work.
>>699638605
>Mostly because I have a rhotecism.
What?
I'm convinced that sexuality, operating on the individual level, is oversimplified when defined according to homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, et al. Within the individual sphere of attraction it's predicated on an amalgam of attracting and repulsing agents.
>>699638655
You'll be empire again someday.
>>699638699
squashy-kun stop ignoring me friend
>>699638917
Only a matter of time.
The greatest living animator is an American. The previous greatest animators were all American. No country in the world is doing more to further the field of animation than the United States. Everyone else is merely mimicking what we are doing.
>>699638900
They are good. But as far as countries go I think France makes my favorites.
>>699638917
It's hard to talk to you honestly.
>>699639098
>The greatest living animator is an American
Who?
I know nothing about animation.
>>699639091
I believe in you, khanspawn.
>>699639124
The last time we talked I called you by your name once, you told me to stop, I stopped and you've just been ignoring me since.
It hurts on the inside.
>>699638290
Got any good books you'd recommend on sexual psychology?
>>699638917
I cant weally pwonounce my Rs.
Huh, and what do you have to back that up?
>>699639124
I've heard that a french studio, and Studio Ghibli are collabing to make a movie, La Tortue rouge
>>699639293
I will become the greatest khan yet.
>>699639098
don't we send cells to best korea to be animated for cheap?
>>699638917
That's literally current sexual theory. No one now believes that sexuality is a scale from homosexual-bisexual-heterosexual. It is instead a massive grey zone that individual preferences fall within.
>>699639293
No one you've heard of.
SF you're completely deluded if you think this theory is novel or radical.
>>699639098
I finished a movie based on the book Jean Teule.
I love the style of animation.
>>699639293
You come off as very condescending.
It's just not enjoyable for me so I avoid it.
>>699639361
That is something to look forward to.
>>699639418
>>699639318
read freud and kinsey. The former is largely rejected in modern psychology in general but the value of his contribution to the field is inestimable. I don't necessarily agree with either of them on anything, but reading the established work in the field is always the appropriate way to begin (and I'm not sure I've ever read a writer who follows my theories).
>>699639361
Oh, I didn't know that's what that was called. Linguistics doesn't require you to be good at speaking, though.
It's based on little but personal observation.
>>699639418
I believe in you.
>>699639551
>That's literally current sexual theory
I've never read a proponent of it. Not in the way I've stated it, anyway. Kinsey is cited unbelievably widely. I'd appreciate your recommendation though.
>No one you've heard of.
Which is why I want to KNOW who you're talking about, I'm curious.
>>699639632
If it's not I'm happy to be corrected, I came up with it on my own after reading what I understood to be the hegemonic part of the field.
>>699639703
You ignore shit like random polite questions though, I asked the other day what game you were learning tricks for and you just gave me nothing.
>>699639891
I'm allowed to keep to myself should I chose.
Also you still use my name. Very recently in fact.
>>699639891
Yeah, I heard that, twice now.
oh shit is it textwall SF time
>>699639703
The book by*
>>699640020
It's automatic. Sorry about that. And yeah you're ALLOWED to but come on man.
>>699640088
you already know it boiiii
>>699640055
I
believe
in
(You)
>>699640088
The end is nigh.
>>699639843
>>699640198
o shit its dat boiiiiiii
>>699640220
sup badj
>>699640198
I just don't like talking to you.
It isn't enjoyable.
And this is very uncomfortable.
>>699631902
source
>>699639484
Major animation companies send some stuff overseas to be animated for cheap. But then again, I'm not talking about major animation studios. I'm talking about independent animators that view animation as a form of art.
>>699639703
Speaking of films adapted from books, I'm not a particularly big fan of Martin Scorsese, but I'm getting super hyped for his upcoming film Silence.
>>699639891
Alfred Kinsey is now only taught the same way Freud is taught, important because he pioneered the field, but the theories themselves have been discredited.
I'm not going to tell you.
>>699640387
>>699640465
I have not heard of that one.
I am trying to get into movies now that I need to watch shit with George. I just watched Bunraku and Samurai Cop with him.
What's it about?
the op said gfur, not avatar fagging.
>>699640354
Absolutely memenificent.
>>699640390
Alright.
>>699640387
Why aren't you conquering yet?
>>699640465
You regularly castigate me for my supposed ignorance, but when I actually ask you to educate me you're belligerent and unresponsive? For what possible purpose?
>>699640645
r u new fam
>>699633937
sauce
>>699640525
>>699640696
I'm planning.
>>699640895
>>699640895
Waiting for europe to be 90% Muslim before purging the unclean lands?
>>699641066
Not sure yet.
>>699640627
Silence is about faith. It's the story of two European Jesuit missionaries sent to Japan to find and return with another Jesuit missionary who supposedly renounced his faith.
>>699640696
I'm not being belligerent, I haven't insulted you yet.
>>699622958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smNAjG2FOPg You have been visited by the sad clown if you dont subscribe to this channel your friends, family, girlfriend, boyfriend, and any pets are going to die in their sleep tonight. Nothing can save you from this unless you subscribe
>>699641320
Sounds like the plot to Broke Back Mountain.
>>699641272
Reveal your plans to me, I promise I won't use them to backstab you.
>>699641320
Belligerence takes several forms, you've chosen a new and undoubtedly more annoying one.
You guys should check this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/valkeera/
>>699640696
you would know about memes wouldnt you
you dirty fucking homo
I can't wait for the sockets where my teeth got pulled to fill in so I can eat rice with impunity again.
>>699641540
Maybe.
![20160602_174525[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VMg66NV.png "20160602_174525[1].png")
Hey guys. Sorry, haven't been back in a while, I was doing orientation for my new teacher's position
What's up?
>>699641487
No, its all about faith. A silent God who accompanies people in times of crisis, who you can't call on, but must trust.
>>699641540
I don't really care.
>>699641696
day #Istoppedcountingyearsago: the finn remains cagey.
>>699641656
Uncontested meme queen.
>>699641832
Yeah, you do. Otherwise you would've just told me.
![20160531_191101[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CL7rbCn.png "20160531_191101[1].png")
>>699641696
Badger, I missed you!
>>699641821
Lion-O was looking for you.
>>699641832
So it's a Bible camp?
>>699641821
>>699641963
>>699641968
Me-yow :3
>>699641927
fucking disgusting
where can we dethrone you
![20160602_174852[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ft5Y4ao.png "20160602_174852[1].png")
>>699642063
cmon man
>>699642063
I can only imagine the horror of one of my old teacher's standing before me, naked save for a hotline miami animal mask. Nightmares. Hi frank.
>>699642093
I think I'm weak to alolan exeggutor.
>>699641927
I have no idea what you just said.
>>699641963
Yeah, hi.
![20160602_175115[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2pD8xer.jpg "20160602_175115[1].jpg")
>>699642300
Thats not nice :c
>>699641652
RAID!RAID!RAID! RAID! RAID!
>>699642415
dude you're fucking horrifying
>>699642370
It was a journal entry.
And they say my sculptures are creepy.
>>699641821
Who the fuck even are you, you fucking creep?
>>699641927
No, I mean I don't care about you.
>>699641968
No, not really. It's moral ambiguity, it's a deep questioning of faith, can you be true to your faith and still do something that goes against it completely?
>>699642520
I see.
>>699642581
Yes you do, darling. You wouldn't be nearly so committed to spiting me if you didn't.
>>699642300
>>699642151
Not my fault you chose absolute horror
>>699642300
Sup man
![20160531_191120[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Hl7HuK5.png "20160531_191120[1].png")
>>699642581
>>699642581
My name is Indigo Montoya. You Killed my father. You need to die.
>>699642581
I don't hold myself to a higher faith, so I can do anything I want with no moral obligations.
I mean, I'm sure being true to your faith and doing something that falls out of the guidelines is ok. That's why it's called faith. 'cause you gots to has faith that it's whats you gots to do.
>>699642681
thats a cute jesse
>>699642709
it has yet to stop being fucking hilarious
>>699642676
I see all things.
>>699642749
I find this particular camwhore more fascinating in his uncanny freak show mien than disgusting. So I'm doing great thinking about that, hbu
>>699639703
Yup!
>>699639891
I still am not a fan of words, 'cause I also have dyslexia.
Basically, I can't talk for shit if I'm not actively trying.
What's such a tease, though, is that my father also had a rhotecism when he was growing up but grew out of it by the time he was 19. I, on the other hand, have yet to grow out of it.
The prospects of me losing this rhotecism are slim to none
Oh, ok then.
>>699642962
![20160602_174602[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/h33K0Yu.png "20160602_174602[1].png")
>>699642962
I'm not a freak. I'm a professional. I'm a teacher in a public school (will not give location)
What about you, NEET?
Charizard is typed by it's 2 main types.
Fire and Flying.
I'm sure it's a dragon. Just not as much as it is fire and flying.
explain gyarados
>>699642959
I'd post more like it if only this folder of katia's was anything resembling functional.
>>699643059
Oh yes, that might indeed be an impediment. I'd suggest you speak to an SLP, though, they're quite good at helping with speech impairments, what with that being the purpose of their careers and all.
>>699643066
gen 1 logic
>>699643176
>in a public school
I'm terribly sorry. Anyway, I'm not sure having a reasonable career prohibits one from being a freak.
I am currently a research assistant, next semester will be a resident IT gopher (again), and when I graduate will probably do that on a more full time basis. You, however, will not stop being a freak.
>>699643403
It's a SEA SERPENT
>>699643176
>i'm not a freak
>i'm just posting pictures of myself wearing nothing but an animal mask to people online
lol okay bud
>>699642681
I'm not doing it to spite you, I' doing it to save myself a bit of grief.
>>699642752
You are fucking creepy.
>>699642879
I completely disagree. It is only if there IS a God that everything is permitted.
Well, it ends with one of the missionaries being forced to watch his fellow Christians being viciously tortured and the only way to stop their torture is for him to renounce his faith in God.
>>699643436
does it NEED to be a flying type tho
>>699643436
you should find some more cute jesse and post it
>>699643471
What do you expect to happen? You tell me your favorite animator and I respond with saying "Oh I know that guy he blows"
I don't know bupkis about animation.
>>699643510
No, which is why its mega is water/dark, which is much more appropriate I feel.
>>699643403
Ancient fable where a fish, Koi I think, passes over a Tori I think, or waterfall, or something, and becomes a dragon serpent.
![20160602_174959[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8vYahVT.jpg "20160602_174959[1].png")
>>699643471
Go fuck yourself
>>699643640
why it no dragon tho
why it flying tho
>>699643436
ten out of ten clearly
>>699643436
Oh, it is without a doubt an impediment.
Hrmm, perhaps.
But I mean, if anyone is put off by how I talk or thinks of me any different because of it, then they can go fuck themselves.
>>699643471
If it's the new Christian god I doubt he would mind renouncing your faith in him to save someone.
He would know if you are actually renouncing him or not.
>>699643746
idk lol
>>699642962
I'm doing fine.
>>699643403
Water/Dragon would've been too op gen 1
>>699643846
I NEED ANSWERS SQUASH
>>699643575
I'm afraid I shan't be going to such effort.
Nice snek tho
>>699643645
dude if you're into this shit, fine, but the consensus is really clearly that you're creepy
just embrace it
>>699643756
is exeggutor's dick proportional to its neck
big questions
>>699643762
I would probably think differently of you because of your speech impediment, and I suspect most people instinctively would feel similarly. They might say nothing to you out of politeness, but that level of speech impediment is difficult to reconcile mentally.
>>699643889
>would've been too OP gen 1
>literally exists gen 2, with no real type to hit it hard except for...other dragons
and yet somehow kingdra has never been ou
oh he was OU gen 4, right
![20160531_191150[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9fatY6Y.png "20160531_191150[1].png")
>>699643978
Herro :3
>>699644033
it doesnt have a dick
its a pokemon
>>699644173
respectfully disagree
>>699644148
i'm not talking to you for a reason
>>699644033
Why would you think differently of me?
exeggutor is a plant
why would it have a dick
it pollinates
>>699643586
What I expect to happen is you watch some of their work and go off on some inane rant where you misinterpret everything they said and did.
>>699643645
No, I have standards.
>>699643797
Well, the missionary has a vision in which the crucifix he is told he must trample underfoot tells him to renounce, "You may trample. You may trample. I more than anyone know of the pain in your foot. You may trample. It was to be trampled on by men that I was born into this world. It was to share men’s pain that I carried my cross."
>>699644250
it's a literal tree
it does not have a dick
>>699644256
Is the reason because he's creepy as fuck?
>>699644413
Naaaaahhhhhhhhh m8, it's part dragon
>>699644336
Because men are wired to understand drastic differences as aberrations.
>>699644349
>>699644413
I'm just saying, the pornographic world disagrees.
>>699644378
that's both unlikely and also betrays a bizarre insecurity. It's not YOUR work, why are you afraid of it being criticized?
>>699644614
the pornographic world consists of people like that creepy dude in an animal mask and YOU of all people
i dont think it's a very great world to look for agreements with
>>699644720
Regardless, the assertion "exeggutor doesn't have a dick" is inherently dishonest. It's a fictional character, it has a dick if it has a dick in the mind of he who imagines or depicts it.
And alolan exeggutor is hung like a horse.
>>699644614
I'm not afraid of it being criticized, I'm afraid of having to listen to another one of your mindbogglingly ignorant interpretations.
>>699644614
Hrmm
All my life, I've been self conscious about the way I spoke.
When I was in Middle/High School the way I dealt with it was getting str8 As, and aiming for the best college I could get into.
Now, I accepted who I am and dont care what people think about it. If they have a problem then they can go suck an exhaust pipe.
>>699644902
i mean if it does you the jollies to think of a tree with a dick
by all means think of that
>>699645037
You've never had to listen to me, you choose to read what I post.
>>699645047
I do not endorse the idea of accepting who you are in all cases. In some cases, aspects of your self are unchangeable. This is not one of them, and you can improve yourself. And it behooves you to do so. Your impairment is not your fault, but it is within your power to rectify. At the very least, it is in your power to learn if you can rectify it.
>>699645225
I prefer to think of everything with dicks.
>>699645510
>>699645510
>>699645510
>>699645405
you're a disgusting individual
