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Tech gore thread.
If you adjusted all the pins and cleaned it up, would it still be usable?
>>699611900
Is the space pope reptilian?
>>699611900
they'll most likely break.. have u tried fixing metal pins before?
its a pain in the ass with an incredibly high chance of breaking
>>699611900
Nope broke missing pins
>>699611900
you'd probably lose more than a couple while trying to straighten them.
Post this on /v/ to make them have seizures.
>>699611701
Brutal
>>699611900
they're bent
once metal gets bent it'll always be damaged in that point even if you bend it back
unless you reforge it
>>699612003
>>699612024
>>699612039
>>699612067
Well I feel like a dumbass
Could you reattach your own pins? Or solder it directly or something?
>>699612204
You wouldn't do it at home with google put it that way
>>699611701
Have you tried to turn it off and on again?
>>699612180
Here's a dude fixing a pin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdDccsbv5hA
>>699612373
Then I'm fucked, ty though
>>699612736
I didn't actually watch it, couldn't listen to that guy for more than a couple of seconds.
>>699612024
Minus the pins that are already broken,
Heat that shit up nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVaU0UOZozI
>>699611900
Ok, I'll be serious then.
Even if you value your time at $1 per hour, it would be probably be cheaper to just buy a new cpu. I've bought entire computers at garage sales for $5.
>>699612180
i had a bent fx6300 managed to get them all straight enough to go in socket and it works great(as great as fx 6300 get)
>>699612584
damaged=/= unusable.
>>699612584
Well, it'll still be weak on that point
but so long as he got it totally straight, and doesn't get is more careful with it, it'll be fine, it's just more fragile than before is all
>>699611900
No you wouldn't. Most of them are bent and would be a pain to try to fix them. Good question.
>>699614334
as long as pins are straight and still attached then yeh would work, not worth time spent
>>699614262
> !=
Fixed that for you
>>699612204
Nope
>>699612584
Goddammit linus stop breaking shit!
>>699614467
Exactly
>>699611701
>>699614877
Would this not work?
Another...it's uncomfortable to watch.
>>699614943
is linus works fine
>>699614993
WHAT kind of MORON
>>699614943
that card is too new for the motherboard, that part of the card has to be slotted in
she a fuckin retard
>>699614943
It worked just fine.
0-0
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699614943
no conductive pins, everyone knows that's just a lock that never works anyway.
>>699615222
woops forgot the burner was on kek
>>699611900
If you do end up bending them all back without breaking ANY (which is very hard to do), it will work just fine.
>>699615222
Electric stove. What a dumb bitch.
>>699614877
>>699614993
this seems like routine surgery on the one hand and just barely sloppy installation in the other, you OCD.
on the other hand I could take pictures of this board I was hammering on to make prop armor out of for larp bullshit
>>699614993
only thing i can think of that he did wrong was use maybe too much?
i use arctic silver brand paste, and i dont use nearly that much, but if the paste he is working with is shit maybe it requires a thicker coating?
>>699615344
Again, heat that shit up and they will bend much easier without breaking.
>>699615344
Dubs of truth, although we all know when you are bending pin 372 back to normal it would break off.
>>699611701
That had to have been done on purpose.
>>699615222
This would fucking suck
>>699615222
3 twos and I've got the blues
>>699615222
Holy shit, that must have gotten extremely hot
>>699615434
It doesn't matter what kind you use, too much is a bad thing. You are just filling the gaps in the two surfaces, not putting on a veneer.
>>699615506
dear god in heaven why
Has happened to a friend of mine
>>699615705
Ouch
>>699615705
thats a celeron cpu most likely 2.6 ghz.
i can find out if i see the smd patterns.
shit
>>699615652
water
cooling
>>699615434
He used way too much thermal paste, and spreading it with a card causes air bubbles reducing thermal conductivity. It's best to just put a pea sized amount in the middle and then when you set the heatsink on top of it it will spread evenly and without air bubbles with the best thermal conductivity.
>>699615636
ive always heard that, i really only use about a grain-of-rice-and-a-half size glob myself
though ive never seen a computer die or blow up from too much thermal paste. though id like to know specifically what complications occur when one does use too much
>>699615705
Andrew, you screwed up big time.
>>699615506
Bathroom
GFCI
All that would happen was *CLICK*
If you are gonna kill yourself in the bath with a toaster, use an extension cord and run it into another room.
>>699615506
Oh god why?
>>699615705
OMG hahaha why
>>699615833
i think thats how its done if you also live in a trailer
>>699615857
>and spreading it with a card causes air bubbles
No.
The rest of your post is correct.
>>699614943
>699614943
PCI-E card, trying to put it in a normal PCI slot
>>699616023
You're the incorrect one, sorry m8. You learned the wrong way. Anyone on /g/ or pretty much anywhere will tell you the same.
instructions unclear
>>699615863
Best case: nothing
Mid case: poor thermal conductivity
Worst case: overspill gunks up your mobo, potentially frying it
>>699616138
Holy shit
>>699615831
If i remember correctly he had a G3258 anniversary edition
>>699614993
every time I saw the paste start going towards the edge I physically cringed. I mean my work isn't the cleanest but fuck
>>699616138
what the unbelievable fuck
does no one try to do research before attempting to hammer together their pile of computer?
Thank got LGA made this a thing of the past
>>699616116
I never use a card. I use the grain of rice method. You are retarded if you think that the card method "creates air bubbles" that aren't pushed out when you put the heatsink on.
If air bubbles are true for card method, then it's true for the grain of rice method as well.
r8 my pc /b/
>>699616370
I just put a healthy dab on the center of the CPU and the heat sink will spread it out
>>699616329
or did it?
>>699616430
wait what
>>699616370
The way the thermal paste is displaced by the dot methods doesn't create air bubbles. Spreading it with a card does. It's not major, but could make it run ~5c hotter.
>>699616430
I've done that to a old 166mhz Pentium MMX.
>>699616478
Which is pretty much the grain of rice method.
>>699616568
Learn to science m8.
People like you are why there are so many myths surrounding computers. STOP IT!
>>699616430
how did that happen?
>>699616433
you crooked-nose fuck fix that garbage heap
such a nice sapphire tri-x card in there too
>>699616599
is that like a micro atx motherboard? god.
>>699616430
That looks like normal gore
>>699616734
I have learned to science. I've also tested this on my own rig ~5 years ago. Like I said it's nothing major but does make the rig run hotter, especially at idle. I fail to see why someone would do more work to have less efficient thermal conductivity.
>>699615434
I use the same shit. What I do is dab a dot in the center roughly the size of a pea so it spreads outward as it flattens.
>>699615705
could you wash this off and let it dry completely?
>>699611900
I'm theory yes.... in reality, it's extremely small chance to happen.
>>699612180
Don't listen to this guy. He doesn't know how metal works.
mooom i need a full tower
>>699616981
The air bubbles are a myth. Sorry m8, get rekt.
Can anyone reccomend a good 3d accelerator? I've been putting it off for years. Good time now to buy or wait?
>>699616430
cooling liquid expanded? wtf
>>699617077
i guess if you could find something non-corrosive to both the pins and the plastic that successfully dissolved the paste
>>699616433
its the random bottle of tobasco in the case that sells it.
>>699611701
I would love to see an awesome video of electronics getting fucked up beyond repair.
>>699615897
you mean like this?
>>699616939
This one is less funny, and more tragic.
For anyone that doesn't know, there were some intel cpus a while back that supposedly had lousy paste in between the die and the heat spreader. So people started replacing it themselves, which voids the warranty. That poor unlucky bastard ruined his CPU when part of the die came up with the heat spreader.
>>699617096
well, it will be weakened where they bent at.
regardless, it's missing pins if you didn't notice.
>>699616433
2016
AMD
>>699617452
probably used thermal adhesive
>>699617337
WTF!
Who would do that? A single non-GFCI outlet right next to a bathtub? That screams DIY.
>>699617481
burn bitch, burn!!!!!
>>699617120
All that money and gear, on a micro form board. Why.
Another 100 bucks and the gains from a better quality mobo would be far in excess of what you could try and push out from that pos.
>>699617542
I like that AMD is still around, because I don't want a monopoly.
But yeah, the last good AMD CPUs were the Athlon 64s
>>699616433
poor tabasco management, not seated properly
This makes me feel terrible
>>699612374
Underrated post.
>>699617595
>>699617595
more like
>europe
like half of them don't even know what electricity is yet
>>699617749
>>699615222
Oh fuck the smell and your coils always having burnt plastic on them
>>699617837
>>699617837
ten out of ten
>>699616599
sick heatsink tho love it in my rig
>>699616288
ROFL you talk like it's some massively common thing, the building and fuckups both. What, live under a rock? That shit is hilarious though.
>>699617481
i actually chuckled
>>699617714
>>699617782
>>699617837
>>699617906
I would do that to a friends PC if they were pic related.
>>699617951
was there a mouse living in this PC?
>>699612180
Theres a ton of missing pins in the image dude that cpu is fucked for life.
>>699618044
At least it's got 25% less sugar
>>699617832
This guy running some sort of time machine or something? Why so much cooling?!
>>699617120
the computer equivalent of a cuckshed
>>699611701
>>699617850
>>699614993
>sloppyjoe.webm
>>699616599
>noctua fans
>northbridge cooling
this nigga
>>699617837
wtf and why what am i lookin at?!
>>699617782
>>699617837
>>699617906
asside from being kinda neat is there and reason in particular why he is floating his uncased computer?
>>699614877
Linus?
>>699618186
Thats a phase changing cooling unit
>>699618169
bruh get on my level bruh cant even spud pc bruh shulda gone to itt like me bruh yeet yeet bruh da fuck u lookin at honkey
>>699618186
Looks to me like hes trying to do a DIY phase change system.
(refrigeration)
>>699618276
dat crooked GPU tho
>>699618276
>>699615433
You're retarded if you think what their doing is fine.
>>699617481
>women in the workplace
also
>that old board they pulled out of the parts bin
>>699617481
Fucking love this picture.
>>699618341
Yes
Love the suspension. That's really cool. >>699618044
Ants!
>>699618458
>turn pc on
>it flies away
>>699618458
1.5K$ worth of cooling in there
>>699618412
He used the wrong mobo.
>>699616599
also
>seasonic PSU
top-tier choice
>>699617481
this is not YLYL!
btw lost hard
>>699618528
>>699618458
>still can't even hear it
>>699611701
HOLLY SHIT, plz no
>>699611900
FUCK ALL THE HATERS
I did the shit in OPs pick to a lesser extent and it is currently running in my pc right now. Just needed some precise pliers, time, and a good movie on.
>>699618528
lost
on the bright side, no need to drive to school anymore, just ride the magic fucking desktop
>>699617714
>>699617782
>>699617837
>>699617906
>>699618044
I could smell it !
>>699618458
>>turn pc on
>>it flies away
>>699611701
noooo
>>699618330
air cooling
>>699618467
They're. Kill yourself.
>>699617128
Poor trolling.
>>699618803
fuck did you spill muriatic acid on the keyboard?
>>699618368
Nigga that's a parsnip not a spud
>>699618695
>WRT54G flashed with Tomato with a pc heatsink/fan to cool it
enthusiast level shit right here
>>699617452
Some people just didnt do enough research since some cpu's are soldered to the heat spreader and some arent (sandy bridge iirc). Apparantly it can still be done but you need to know wtf ur doing.
>>699616433
just
>>699616599
dat bent nh-d14
i have a GTX 660
>>699618963
>raspberry Pi in a full tower
keks
r8 my build
>>699618967
nigga bruh lemme tell u bruh idk what tha fuck bruh parsnip sounds like dat white boy shit fed in da hood we got dat potato bruh
dont need no wyte boy vegetables bruh
yeet
>>699617278
pokemon go servers
>>699619158
9 for craftsmanship, deducted a point for longevity
>>699615433
How many fucking hands do you have?
>>699618333
I have that same CPU cooler and it doesn't seem to mount anywhere good.
I basically have the CPU heatsink on the top of the case on the inside, and the two fans on top of the case on the outside (it has a mesh cover above those fans)
>>699619283
LOL
>>699619112
I have a gts 250 xD
>>699619112
GT 9500 reporting in, AMA
just got my new rx480!
>>699619158
>1984-1994 AWARD BIOS
muh nostalgia
I used to have that same keyboard too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b85h_ujZ_vg
>>699618681
I've always read/heard to use a mechanical pencil
I got a GeForce GTX 970, any good?
my HTPC setup
>>699618803
result of 3 years fapping without any cleaning?
>>699616072
>not running your 16x in a 1x lane
w-why not
>>699618528
>>699619006
This is the first I'm hearing of Tomato, really makes me wish I had a Linksys router. I've been using the two in one comcast one for a while now
>>699618925
There; their; they're. Its all right.
>>699611900
Just break them all off and put it on a BGA mobo. That's how BGA chips start at the factory anyway.
>>699618803
And here I thought my old laptop was dirty.
Jesus.
>>699618171
/thread
>>699619468
Oh my god that pc is fucked
>>699616433
>Rosewill
Worst part of the whole thing
>>699618528
First laugh of the day, thanks anon
>>699619551
I read that as PTHC setup first
>>699618528
my fucking sides
>>699619112
I have a GTX 750
>>699619454
>HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN
>GOTTA TAKE A PIC
>...
>*CLICK*
>4CHAN IS GONNA LOVE THIS
>>699619781
I'm not even googling that
>>699619781
won't you have a seat right over there?
we need to talk about your computer hardware preferences
>>699619854
yeah he took the pic
>>699619781
Pre-teen hard core? Never knew what this stood for and I sure as hell ain't finding out the hardway.
>>699619551
that a cooler master case? mid tower size? if it is i have same
>>699617851
Plug is indeed European, either french or german style.
That kind of plug is also found in the balkans (unsurprisingly since they copy everything from the Germans).
With that said, as an Italian who traveled Europe quite a lot I've never seen such an abomination.
>>699619742
Rosewill generally is a shit brand made up by newegg. But that line of PSUs are fairly decent for non-modular PSUs.
>>699619864
>PTHC
Pre-Teen Hardcore.
Yeah I'm pretty sure I'm on a list now.
>>699615863
As long as the paste isn't electrically conductive you can use as much as you want. When you press the heatsink down any excess will just squelch out the sides. You're far better using too much than not enough.
See:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MEAnZ3swQ
>>699619967
You're not on a list just for typing it out.
You're on a list for searching "webcam from" on youtube.
>>699619920
It means Play Time Happy Cookie
It's some korean shit or something
>>699619924
yes it is
>>699619158
I loved that bios so much I turned it into a boot screen for my phone
I love and hate this thread
>>699619258
lol
>>699617906
scented pine cones/10
>>699618528
top kek nigga
>>699620049
how the fuck is that allowed on youtube?? The videos have tens of thousands of views
>>699618458
I'm not really a fan of the colour scheme tbh.
What happens if you dont clean your heatsink in a while. If any bald motherfuckers need a wig, call me
>>699618967
Looks more like a daikon tbh fam
>>699619588
well if you do then instead of 60 fps you'll just get 3.75 fps
>>699619409
oh man, how's life?
>>699620431
>>699620431
wtf
>>699618458
Not bad.you know,I'm a really big.......FAN
>>699620431
I thought that was a grinder disc at first.
Y'know, one of these.
>>699620526
Is that PC in a lumber factory?
>>699616138
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>699620585
those fuckers are expensive
>>699619920
No dude, playtimehappycookie or some shit.
Fucking gross asian shit. Makes me laugh though. check out pthc #9
>>699618965
It's mould
>>699620603
Its probably nicotine and tar with dust, i dont have the side cover on and i smoke 2 packs a day in a small room
>>699620431
>>699620526
Every time I open a computer or other electronics from a smoker's house.
>>699620487
Kinda shit. I mean I can't even run 64 bit windows 7 because not enough ram. I can still play kerbal space program on the lowest settings but that's about it.
Feels shit to be a poorfag.
>>699620731
Hardcore
>>699619468
Scared
>>699620814
deadfr0g
>>699620814
EEEEEEEEWWWWW WTF?
>>699620814
>>699620827
I mean, it isnt really /wrong/....
>>699620731
enjoy dying hard while looking cool
>>699620814
>>699619468
This isn't basic
This isn't basic at all
>>699617714
>sony XB series
cyka blyat
>>699620901
Thats some real profession right there
>>699611701
ZIF!
>>699620731
Yep. That dust is sticky too. Can't glow it out with compressed air. Imagine what it's doing to your lungs.
>>699617481
A good when you see it you'll...
>>699620915
kek
>>699621267
I too would prefer to plug into my Intel HD Graphics instead of the AMD GPU
>>699617714
As long as the ropes hold it's alright. But move the PSU away from the mic
>>699621504
it can be cleaned using isopropyl alcohol
>>699619158
>66MHz
>16MB RAM
9/10, would've been a straight 10 if it weren't for the Windows-Keys on your keyboard.
>>699621659
Can i inhale that to clean my lungs ?
>>699614993
>1337 babby purist jimmy rustling vidya.webm
>>699621659
so if I drink a scotch with every smoke I should be fine
>>699617278
I have done this. when the HVAC sends a warning to the main board, you do anything you can until the Oncall CE shows up onsite. ANY THING
>>699619006
It's just the only way to keep the PoS router having wifi.
Had it would not recommend. The wifi module has a tendency to overheat and drop signal. Frustrating and hard to trace down.
I think I took a full year to know what's going on. I suspected interferance from other wifis, my computer wi-fi failing, that someone d-dosing the router etc...
Holy shit even remembering this makes me mad.
>>699620814
HOLD UP NIGGA!
Is...is that a fucking FROG?
How in the fuck did A FROG get inside your rig?
>>699620814
>>699617481
How wrong is this? Let us count the ways:
1) She's obviously holding the soldering iron incorrectly as that would burn her.
2) She's not doing anything. He left hand is just sitting there. She's not soldering, there no solder. She's not desoldering, she doesn't have that solder-sucker, or a pair of pliers to pick parts out.
3) It's not plugged in, she's not screaming, so it's a staged shot. Not that there's really anything wrong with a staged shot normally, but this is a stages hot of a pretty girl in a maker-space/lab/whatever STEM local. The part which is wrong is the FORCED MULTICULTURALISM. So you can take your pretty girl with her diamond and earrings and fucking eyeliner and get back to the kitchen. There are plenty of REAL geeky chics that do a hell of a lot of really damn cool things and they don't need a fucking cosmo cover girl making them look bad.
>>699621579
I'm running an HD 5750 right now so fuck you bitch
>>699622050
ever played frogger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSH50VD6BcE
The day 4chan sent a satellite into space. Aka: an expensive computer tower with balloons
>>699617906
The word for today is:
Grounding: get some.
>>699617161
>cooling liquid
nigga wat?!
>>699622084
>>699622084
is that a brown recluse?
>>699618963
I'm sure there's people out there that you could sell this shit to and would never find out.
>>699618528
>>699616674
delicious/10 would eat.
>>699617120
WTF is that case, that ATX is lost!
>>699616138
but why?
>>699622306
Typical black person's computer.
>>699622299
>cooling liquid
Water cooling, sometimes people put something else instead of water, idk what kind of solution, but this one clearly expanded or exploded.
>>699622370
Nah, clearly a white recluse.
>>699614993
>not buying a new cpu/heatsink combo with pre-applied paste
>>699620814
NORMIES GET OUT OF MY PC
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699611701
>Amd deserves to die
>>699622299
>>699611701
>>699618695
That router: So Cool!
> Get it? Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA time for my medicine
>>699615433
What LARP?
>>699618458
Linus??
>>699619112
palit gamerock 1080 checking in
>>699615222
Alien's acide blood ?
>>699618486
Yea that's right, slam the woman for doing what the photographer told her to.
>>699614993
>msi howto
msi howto short your mobo
>>699619454
Power supply quote:
"NNNN ZANGT....Kuh POW! zzzzziskt!
> Flame sounds
>>699619112
Me too. I can still run new games on ultra.
>>699623033
>short
>>699622412
******TRIGGERED******
