Something something tinder, something something dubs
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Something something tinder, something something dubs
Where I come from, they call me Mr 18.
Because I fucked 18 orphans in one night.
Get naked.
>>699599207
Alternative 1
Look..... just send nudes now!!!!
I hate when you talk because that means you're not sucking my cock
Do you have a dog I could relieve myself with?
>>699600336
Check em OP
Just kidding :) how are you doing? I know how treat a woman with respect.
Show tits plz
>>699600380
Check what faggot.
>>699599207
Listen... Straight up the only reason I'm on here is to find a woman who will pretend to be my mommy so she can spank me for being bad. Are you that woman?
>>699600637
Oi m8 we gotta cheeky bugger do we?
>>699600380
Those aren't dubs you ignorant negro.
>>699600669
Rerolling
>>699600754
Fuck
I'm voting for Hillary. Just so you know bae ;)
>>699599751
Roll
I'm gonna ram this cock in your ear. Cock or glock bitch
>>699599751
kek, roll
>>699600016
Tinder you moron, you can only send pics that are part of your profile.
>>699600855
Winrar!
Can I haz nudes?
>>699600855
WINRAR
>>699600855
>>699600855
topkek
>>699599885
I'll give you a banana to eat, you ape princess
>>699600855
Zippy
You. Me. A copy of Full Metal Alchamist. Your house. 13 minutes.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>699600669
Said fuck it, no dubs have been rolled. Also, alternative 2.
>>699600941
ROLL
>>699600964
He did.
He killed himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8
OP is a faggot
>>699600941
ROLL!!
>>699600994
see
>>699600855
Now do it faggot
I hope you enjoy the dainty musk of gonorrhea.
>>699599751
>>699600855
Tinder thread, the OP delivers edition
>>699599751
Roll this shit
>>699601190
Roll
>>699601190
Rolling
Do you wanna come over to eat Mac 'N Cheese with me and my Mom? Maybe when dinners over the three of us could have some fun ;)
>>699601355
Winrar!
I hope you are a tranny because I want to be fucked in the ass.
>>699601444
TRIPPY WINRAR
>>699601410
Rolll
>>699599207
Missouri License plate 7KR 071 is snitching to the police.
Would you be okay with sharing my dick with my dog, Max?
Are you an avocado? Because you're the right kind of fat and probably disgusting inside
>>699601634
roll
>>699601444
Winrur!!!!!!!
So, Team Edward or Team Jacob, bitch?
>>699601634
Roll
>>699601722
kek
>>699601444
>>699601722 winrar
>>699601355
>>699601190
>>699601722
Win
>>699601815
topkek
Do you enjoy smegma? I know I sure do ;)
>>699601855
oh wait, please don't go winrar on her. just say "potato"
my pee pee stinky poo
fit good inside you
;)
>>699601875
I like op
i forgot to say hey
>>699601988
checked, winrar
Would you be interested in shitting on my dick?
>>699601634
>>699601722
I think she got scared away. Also you faggot took too long to get the initial dubs.
If we ever have a son can we name him Nigger Faggot?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>699602133
winrar
>>699602233
Winrar!
>>699602233
WINRAR
that's shitty shitlines.
i picked them up only because it is hard for me to talk to women and more hard to get the seks.
i am pretty good and funny guy, who actually got interests.
so maybe you want to shower with me because i hadn't since february?
>>699601988
Do you have brain cells? At all?
>>699602366
Winrar!
>>699602403
Use the avocado one on a new broad
>>699602233
>>699602403
I'm sorry but can I fucking you to know if I'm gay? And is it strange that I love big black cocks inside my anus?
>>699602602
fucking kek
>>699599885
Listen here you fucking niger. That Is my best line to women. I wouldn't be surprised if your panties are soaking wet, your heart skipping beats, and cum squirting out of your pussy.
You replying like this just showes me you enjoy stupid fucking apes like Harambe. Grow up and find a real man who will take care of you. It's not me. I'm just giving you advice. I would enslave you and make you clean my mansion, wash my car'S, and clean our community pool. I wouldn't want your nigger body touching me at all. Even sexually. I would rather remain abstinent
Please, I would hang you naked on the wall just to pleasure my eyes before I go to work
ok lets talk serious here
i think we have common interests , that's why i picked you to talk.
first of all, we both have tinder.
second, i want to fuck you with no tomorrow.
third, i wanna do the second after i finish it again.
fourth, repeat second and third.
also i like pizzas.
you big fat plump-a-rump
give me goodest hump
>>699602707
roll for d
>>699602723
roll
>>699602723
rolls
>>699602618
Shameless roll
>>699602768
rer
>>699602723
rollss
>>699602723
roll
>>699602810
rrrrr
>>699602366
New bitch incoming
>>699602799
Shameful roll. If dubs denyou this fuck
>>699602723
kek
>>699602230
Check em
>>699602799
>>699602618
Are you an avocado? Because you're the right kind of fat and probably disgusting inside. To a new girl that was Bullshit to send it to her third in all those messages
Say:"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
>>699602892
Fuck my auto correct
>>699602994
you big round belly-tums
give me happy cums
>>699602994
Lets get one thing clear. I am not your friend, i merely want to slap my dick and balls across your face until it leaves an imprint.
>>699603078
reroll
OP pick another girl and start with hi.
as you talk to her, you roll the dubs phrase into the conversation, so it doesn't look ''funny''.
the current ones are doomed btw
>>699602994
Lol original
>>699602230
roll
You would look beautiful wrapped in duct tape gazing up from inside a trash bag into my beautiful eyes.
>>699603100
WINRAR
All of my answers are nothing but true feelings. I am a honest guy so I will say this once and for all. Would you like some dildos shoved in your ears?
If I took this cigarette and put it out on you, would you love me?
Are you a trap? Cause I love sucking boy pussy and I always swallow ;)
I want to eat our abortion.
get new people to fuck with op
What happened to the days when we tried to get tits with these threads?
Can I call you daddy? If so, show me your boi Pucci
>>699603112
Ran out of likes on tinder, then I remembered badoo
>>699603397
exactly
>>699603353
I want to eat your period while you shit on my chest and pee in my nose
>>699603397
giv me de titis u filthy whor alredy
>>699603378
this looks yummy
>>699603378
what's wrong with that hot pocket?
Megan, let me be honest with you. I dont like you. I dont like you at all. I paired with you for a completely different reason.
>>699603397
What season is it still technically in the northern hemisphere?
>>699603442
So what do you like to do for fun?
>>699603484
A fellow sophisticate.
>>699603574
>>699603507
It's a stromboli
>>699603442
hey.
i think i know you, or you just remember something
familiar. are your lastname fox?
>>699603484
Sushi rolls
>>699603442
Do you like Stromboli?
>>699603442
Please respond
Ravioli ravioli give me chlamidia
>>699603442
We're keeping this one relatively non spergy
Also new one, try to get tits from her with me.
>>699603744
Win
>>699603843
I'm fucking retarded
Let me see your dick.
>>699603885
Same here
Jesus Christ I would personally lick every window of the Empire State building within 5 hours on a Sunday afternoon just to hear the doctor who brought you to life fart through a walkie-talkie.
>>699603885
Yes you are
>>699603840
don;t worry , i am just kidding around.
do you want to fuck like popcorns and autistic cars?
>>699603840
Hey Kait... quite unfortunate name ;) thought about changing it? :P
>>699603966
Thirded
Look I'm just going to be blunt here, I hate niggers. Do you feel the same way or are we going to have a problem?
>>699603970
peperoni roll
>>699599207
>be me
>have tinder for a week
>swipe girls two times a day
>get 1 match
>send her a message
>she removes the match 5 minutes later
>never get any other matches
>delete Tinder and say fuck this shit
So that was my experience with this app.
>>699604103
You must be really ugly or really bad with words...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699604103
lmao I'm handicapped and even I had success with tinder dates
>>699604103
Swipe only right, take a pick of the ones you match with. Tinder is the easiest fucking game ever.
A match is pretty much an 85% chance of getting laid
>>699604171
or both
>>699603996
look
the app founders know something better than you and me.
so maybe i am not looking so mentally ill if i wanna talk to you and learn about your day ?
>>699603442
would you be willing to fist me while you blow me?
Hello, M'lady. Might I take a gander at your squish mitten? What about slipping into your pink canoe? Nothing wrong with taking a dip in the ol' vagoo...
>>699604213
is the other 15% people that are op
>>699604171
>>699604212
>>699604213
ehh i consider myself a 6/10 so average i guess.. either bad luck, or girls in Scandinavia have really high standards. oh well.
Send a photo of your nipple
Sorry I'm on a shit ton of drugs. Can I just bust in your ass now?
if you aren't a racist, i am the closest to asian who you get. i mean at the sex.
so, wanna glip glip?
>>699604103
Alphamale.jpeg
You did yourself a great honor by removing that FILTY app
Keep up the good work!
>>699604103
you have a picture of your ass dressed like a teletubby, and wrote itty bitty bummbumm, itty bitty punnpunn under it
Just send this image.
>>699604293
You mean faggots? Nah, just chicks out of my league/bitches looking for boyfriends/mess-ups etc
>>699604315
I'm Estonian man, 5/10 at best.
lady, i am police man.
i have to search for illegal drugs in your anus.
the processions is always the typical,
with my dick.
i would let you know the place and the time.
>>699604315
a 6/10 might as well be a 2/10 for a woman. Get a haircut, get some nice fitting clothes, stop giving a fuck about female judgement. Seriously, 12yr old boys are more responsible and capable than women. They're usually boring broads without aspirations, passion or hobbies looking to be entertained. Don't put those kind of people on a pedestal.
>>699604426
how did you know oh great wizard? please share your knowledge
>>699604474
wanna come over to my place and watch airbud on bluray. I got chocolate covered raisins and milk
>>699604562
reroll
>>699604103
>be me
>have tinder for several months
>actually quite successful
>over 100 girls matched
>a dozen of dates
>one day I decide to change my profile a bit
>minor changes in photo order, nothing big
>no new matches since then
>three month like that
>reinstalled the app
>that didn't help
>now I get matches from girls I would never click "like"
>da fuck
>>699604562
roll
>>699604027
Rolling
>>699604539
Based
>>699604562
rolll
>>699604474
are you more into me pounding you like a piledriver?
>>699604474
why being classy kaitlyn? i just want to fuck you
and put your tinder photo in my ''fucks given'' book.
let's be clear with that so we can move on.
what are you doing tomorrow?
>>699604562
rolling
>>699604627
if not enough grills like your profile, or if you swipe right too much yourself, tinder puts you into the "ugly" category. You'll still see hot chicks but most grills who will see your profile will be labelled as uglies themselves
>>699604474
when was your last orgasm???
>>699604474
if you don't wanna sit on my face I'm up for it
are you into bdsm?
Will work the dubs into the conversation if she keeps replying. No responses from Badoo yet.
>>699604474
you have dick suckin' lips. I bet you love creampies too.
>>699604474
I will kill everybody (not you :D), so nobody hears us if i rape you, on our worldwide rape trip lol
>>699604627
>>699604820
I was actually very surprised with how many hot girls i could swipe, i'm not sure if i swiped right on too many girls too often like this guy said... not that it matters anyway since i deleted the app, but it's interesting to know
>>699604474
wanna see the lethal weapon 2 musical with me and mom
>>699604913
what is the strangest object that has ever been in your vag?
>>699604201
Roll
are you an hero
>>699604965
roll
I support Black lives matter. without black people, who would pick our cotton
>>699604913
wanna see my soap collection
>>699605022
WINRAR
>>699605022
winrar
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
>>699605188
winrrrarrrr
>>699604913
Ignoring the dubs with this bitch.
>>699605188
WINRAR
OP DO THIS ONE INSTEAD
>>699604913
Did you tried genderbender diaper incest ddlg roleplay, are do you want to try it.
You will be my fahter, i will be your little daughter :))
>>699605238
fuck you pussy, you don't deserve to talk for yourself
>>699605238
you fucked up moron
>>699605238
so you decided to make it a cringe thread?
>>699605238
New bitch incoming momentarily, I want her nudes on principle.
>>699605238
Anon, ignore be and get laid. She looks good enough.
>>699605238
good thing you ignoring the shitty dubs.
send:
now i have your attention, i want you to stop tindering with others and go with me for a cofee maybe?
i just dont want a app for fucks, i have done it so many times. i need a grill .
>>699605238
You'd have better luck with dubs than this cringe fest
>>699605238
wtf dude, I though you knew what you were doing
>>699605238
Send this >>699605188. If not to this one, to someone, maybe the previous one
>>699605533
WINRAR
>>699605512
yeah but look at her do you really think this bitch is just looking for a root?
I want you to poop into a bowl of warm water and watch as I Criss cross the Bobbing turd with my silky arcs of man milk.
>>699605469
Forgot the image
>>699605445
Did I though?
>>699605541
Conversation is still going
>>699605625
Nah just kidding, so when are we going to fuck?
>>699605625
Don't worry. We'll get there.
>>699605625
I'm vegan.
>>699605625
>>699605681
Nah just kidding, let's meet up in 2 days and fuck
>>699605596
Roll
>>699605736
roll
>>699605625
it's already over. you never slut shame because innocent grills and sluts are two sides of the same coin
>>699605238
>supreme gentleman
>>699605625
>>699605740
Nah just kidding, let's meet up in 2 days and fuck, where you at?
>>699605786
roll
>>699605755
oh.
>>699605763
this, all girls are sluts inside.
if you slame that slut, she don't put up.
>>699605625
just for that I am going to force you into anal.
>>699605786
reroll
>>699605188
The fuck is this shit?
>>699605771
who's the nig?
>>699605786
rerolling
>>699605625
Send her a pepe.
>>699605625
You went full fedora nigger
>>699605771
why are you sexting a little african boy
>>699605625
Isn't this supposed to be "Dubs decid" and not "People get buds but I don't give a fuck!"?
>>699605786
come on
>>699605771
Why is there an ugly nigger in her picture?
>>699605786
not like I have anything better to do
>>699605771
So you're up for it?
You can invite the girl on your profile pic too ;)
>>699605771
so I see you like BBC. how stretched out is your pussy?
>>699605966
winrar
ask her why a ugly nigger is in her profile pic
Tinder is for degenerates
>>699606000
>>699605966
Trips overrules dubs
>>699605771
how does it feel to have AIDs?
>>699606080
then how come you're not having luck with it
>>699605966
this guy... NOW!
me love you big tits
>>699605966
Meh, whatever
>be me last night
>get match with cute 18 year old
>5 hours later get amazing nudes
>mfw she tells me shes actually 17
>age of consent in my state is 16
>>699606328
Cant wait to give you good ole dickaroo
if dubs, send everyone you messaged a link to this thread
>>699606610
Fuck off
>>699606610
reroll
>>699606328
I can taste the AIDS from here...
>>699606610
rollerino
>>699606396
y u lying bruh
>>699606610
rollll
>>699606755
Waste
>>699606610
roll
>>699606610
Never
>>699606396
concent age and photos of minors are different laws
>>699602602
>gorilla warfare
>>699606755
mfw imma be bustin nuts inside a highschoolers asshole
>>699606969
do your parents know that you are a homosexual?
>>699606969
>doesn't deliver
>instead goes on with this awkward shit
You lost her when you went full fedora rationalizing your shitty humor, nobody told me this was a cringe thread
>>699607198
mfw i don't give a fuq.
>>699599207
>>699607361
Yup fuck op>>699607361
>>699606969
>6969
>>699606969
God she was uninterested in you the second you started talking about the crime rate you fuckin pleb
abort mission, switch tinder settings to men only.
>>699606969
>It's a marathon not a sprint
Kek
>>699606328
LEL
>>699606328
>>699606328
KEK
Show your tits daddy
>>699606969
Macon GA?
>>699609638
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>699610506
>>699610506
>>699610713
Don't waste your time spidey, this thread is already dead
>>699610933
Im gonna cum my webs in your ears boi. Get ready fur sum spidi dik
>>699611299
