Fluffy thread
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Fluffy thread
>>699588484
Die pony fag
fuck it, I'll bite. I haven't been on a fluffy thread for ages
>>699588879
You mean underages.
>>699588484
These threads remind me of a that show about the kardashians. I don't get why people look at it but obviously they do.
>>699589023
>>699588964
>>699588530
it's that time of the year that "people" think their opinions matters?
>>699588484
All the quality fluffy authors have retired :-(
Only shitty posters on the booru now.
>>699588484
Why are they speaking that way?
Do bronies talk like this or something ?
>>699589145
First off, fuck you. The world does not revolve around your likes and dislikes, and you are on a random imageboard where people come to post and view whatever they're into. It's not tailored to your interests, you self-centered fucks.
Second, your closed minds are ridiculous and appalling. Referring to things as "weird" and "disgusting" make you sound like sheltered backwoods little bitches who either have no grasp on reality or are just masking your fears about your own personal niches. Grow up and accept that everyone is different, and as long as they're not harming you (which in this case, they're not), you have absolutely no right to dictate what they do or say (or in this case post).
Your sense of entitlement is laughable.
>>699589226
Yep, now get out a tissue and start wanking ya cunt.
You all have terminal autism.
>>699589290
Oh no, /b/, the place that has been edgy retards for a decade has threads for edgy retards, better get fuckin angry
>>699589310
>>699589243
>>699589023
>>699589290
First off, fuck you. The world does not revolve around your likes and dislikes, and you are on a random imageboard where people come to post and view whatever they're into. It's not tailored to your interests, you self-centered fucks.
Second, your closed minds are ridiculous and appalling. Referring to things as "weird" and "disgusting" make you sound like sheltered backwoods little bitches who either have no grasp on reality or are just masking your fears about your own personal niches. Grow up and accept that everyone is different, and as long as they're not harming you (which in this case, they're not), you have absolutely no right to dictate what they do or say (or in this case post).
Your sense of entitlement is laughable.
>>699589406
First off, fuck you. The world does not revolve around your likes and dislikes, and you are on a random imageboard where people come to post and view whatever they're into. It's not tailored to your interests, you self-centered fucks.
Second, your closed minds are ridiculous and appalling. Referring to things as "weird" and "disgusting" make you sound like sheltered backwoods little bitches who either have no grasp on reality or are just masking your fears about your own personal niches. Grow up and accept that everyone is different, and as long as they're not harming you (which in this case, they're not), you have absolutely no right to dictate what they do or say (or in this case post).
Your sense of entitlement is laughable.
>>699589406
>>699589290
>>699589243
copypasta was a mistake
>>699589210
working to fix that
>>699589210
>quality
>fluffy
Pick one...
>>699589562
finally you're back damn scottish scum, i love you!
>>699589562
Holy shit. Magowgow is working on shit
>>699589210
really, that's sad. maybe i should post again my semi competent shit
>>699589562
Did you do that?
>>699589617
>>699589620
got a few days off, going to try and finish before then
>>699589562
i enjoy you work, mate
>>699589773
aye
>>699589831
Holy shit, is good, you got talent
>>699589793
You da real MVP mayne. Any chance you could draw a Jewish fluffy afterwards for my collection?
What would you do if the blue fluffy gives you sorry poopies?
>>699589562
I just got an erection
>>699589026
>Just lay there
>Cry about it
>Not attack the smarty fucker
Fluffies are literally retarded.
This is a great way to deal with stress.
>>699589936
thks m8
>>699589958
might do. in the meantime, here is my son-to-be patreon avatar
>>699589243
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>699590358
Thanks Magowgow, look forward to it!
>>699589562
Your man protagonist is qt af
>>699589562
Your mainprotagonist is qt as fuck. Here, take this fanart
>>699591274
you can see what currently exists of the comic here
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/38196#search=artist%3Amcgonagall
>>699592104
I'm keeping that image.
thanks anon
Can someone do a comic of a mother who gets her best babeh killed for abandoning a poopie babeh?
>people go into maximum butthurt because a fluffy thread pops up on /b/
>no problem with trap threads and irl gore
I seriously think there's something wrong with the water ...
>>699592542
Kill yourself fagtron.
>>699592149
Yeah I have seen it
>>699592338
np m8
>>699590358
Kek that's fucking hilarious
>>699590641
>I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it
Image of fluffy doing just that with the Copypasta in the background when?
>>699588484
Anyone else read these fluffy voices in Carl from Jimmy Neutron's voice?
>>699594080
Oh shit, always wondered who's voice I was reading in. You're not alone.
>>699594080
i use donald duck voice for fluffies
>>699594703
>>699594080
I just read them in a 3-6 yo voice like I thought they were designed to emulate.
Hm, oh well. Ce la vie!
>>699590358
looks nothing like a jew
>>699591281
Continue please
>>699593282
Does she accidentally break its leg or something?
>>699596423
no, its a stupid bad mother
someone made her and her foals a box shelter to ride out the cold and be safe from predators
but she chose to nest out in the open, and all her foals died
>>699596815
Right, but there's a 'snap' when she picks it up, wasn't sure if that was just her mouth closing or the baby being hurt in some way.
>>699597100
oh i see.
yeah, she probably broke it
but i think the point is that she's too dumb to realize
the good situation, and killed her foals because "hoomies" made the box
instead of her.
>>699589538
First off, fuck you. The world does not revolve around your likes and dislikes, and you are on a random imageboard where people come to post and view whatever they're into. It's not tailored to your interests, you self-centered fucks.
Second, your closed minds are ridiculous and appalling. Referring to things as "weird" and "disgusting" make you sound like sheltered backwoods little bitches who either have no grasp on reality or are just masking your fears about your own personal niches. Grow up and accept that everyone is different, and as long as they're not harming you (which in this case, they're not), you have absolutely no right to dictate what they do or say (or in this case post).
Your sense of entitlement is laughable.
>>699589243
>>699597366
I hope YOU die in your sleep
>>699597219
Yeah, she shoulda just stayed there.
Silly fluffy, boxes are for homes.
>>699597366
Oh god notherfucking damn it
>>699597593
Basic logic escapes them. That's pat of the appeal of unnecessary deaths
>>699589243
>where people come to post and view whatever they're into
Obviously they came here to talk shit. Kek. They dont like fluffies
lets get this thread back on track eh?
>>699597366
You guys that post these stupid things have been promising this for AWHILE.
Well, I'm waiting, kinda wish you'd hurry and take them all out, it'd save me a LOT of drama.
Tick tock...
Oh what's that, you're post was pointless and stupid and unthreatening and people should ignore you?
Oh god I just fed a troll... joy.
>>699597366
ayy
>>699598446
moar?
I seriously wish all the drama and shit that made wolfram get banned never happened. He was arguably the best and most influential/biggest artist. Maybe next to egor though.
>>699599021
I love this shit
aaaand last page of this one
>>699598393
:/
>>699599111
thanks mr. trips
>>699589108
FASNTASTISCH
>>699592542
There really should be more of that. Can't stand that whole best baby bullshit and treating other babies like shit.
>>699589681
More?
Here the Gerald story
http://m.imgur.com/a/Hs3KY
A collection of Wolfram's fluffy work
http://m.imgur.com/a/sd6jD
>>699589562
rock on
>>699599693
>>699599932
love him
>>699589562
magoukonigeru-san!
>>699589681
I loved the genuine humor in this, good shit and unique.
>>699600709
thx, haven't drawn for at least two years. maybe i'll start again.
>>699600880
You have skill, if you keep drawing and practicing it will polish up itself.
>>699597366
Only replying for the cat tbh
>>699597366
Shit tier meme.
>>699601022
well thank you. maybe i 'll update my means. mspaint got its own charm though
>>699597366
fak
>>699589801
>Make piers Morgan go away
Fucking kek
>>699589562
Mcgonagal is one of the very best! Looking foward to see this finished! Thank you!!
>>699601525
only 2 more to go, the first ones i drew
>>699601842
Oy vey I trust you with my sheckles goy
>>699601919
two more
this is one i started but haven't come up with a good pun yet
>>699600550
kek
and here's one i stopped too. wasn't contempt with pics yet and did not yet come up with a set up
>>699599111
I'll really finish furiously rape with acid fire lemon butts
>>699600211
You on the booru? This is decent quality
>>699602629
yea, artist:fat and dangerous
>>699602753
... like poor quality would have stopped me
Y'all niggas need Jesus
Oooga booga whyte wyminz
>>699603256
>>699603377
samefag
>>699603377
N-nNnyyaaaaaa~~h~ >w<
^_^
>>699603377
Wasted dubs.
>>699603570
Only one of them is me you autistic cuckold.
>>699603570
Nigger
i have found one more. that's it for today. i'm off
>>699603377
Hello my finely accentuated and pale-skinned compatriot.
>>699589562
Good to see you back at it. Keep up the good work chief. Wouldn't want to disappoint your fans.
>>699599111
I wish there was more to this.
>>699590244
and yet somehow ferals survive in the wild...
>>699589249
how do fluffies survive in the wild?
oh right they can't....
ferals are bullshit...
>>699588484
Pls no
Bump
>>699593282
so was that her foal? or did she just want babbehs?
>>699607178
she stole it. Fluffy mares often do that
>>699607178
no, the classroom kids made a "shelter"
put the foals in while the mother was gone
mother came back and stupidly removed her foals from box
foals died
>>699607506
no, see
>>699607824
>>699607632
no see
>>699607824
>>699607506
sorry, wrong post
>>699607824
well, goes to prove feral can't survive in the wild. so the labeling of them as 'pests' is laughable considering their chances of mortality seem to be 100%
>>699608210
thats the whole point
their mere existence is just laughable
>>699589310
It's terminal?
thank g-d
>>699607824
This is incorrect
the foals are not the mother's foals, she is stupid and cannot keep her natural foals safe so she went looking for more
she found the shelter set up by the class, stole the foals and brought them to her natural nest where we see the corpses of her original foals down below
>>699608210
Well it's like they say in that one theory (possibly a facet of r/k?): there are animals that are good at keeping their offspring alive, and animals that are good at making lots of offspring
>>699608488
it could certainly be interpreted that way as well.
perhaps we should agree that only the original artist knows for sure?
>>699608488
i can definitely see your side.
in the first frame, it could be that the orange fluffy
leaving the frame is the real mother of the foals
in the box going to find food
>>699608562
This is way to dependent on people zooming in to read the reflection.
>>699608390
so all justification for abusers against ferals is not noble, since ferals will just die on their own...
>>699608616
>and animals that are good at making lots of offspring
yeah but those particular animals are not mammals.
>>699608597
fulies cannot survive when its hot, they cannot survive when cold. so these things can only survive in room temperature climates...
>>699609996
you can look at it that way
or that abusers are just doing them in quicker
since they're just going to "suffer" in the wild
for a longer time
>>699609996
also, the quicker they are killed off
the less opportunity to reproduce
and exasperate the problem
>>699610108
Rats
Rats
Mammel
Stfu nigger.
>>699610280
pretty much yes
they were designed as house pets, not as wild animals
so any environment that isnt a typical human household
is lethal to fluffies
>>699589108
with fur and all?
>>699589773
Have anymore with pacifiers? My rage gears are turning when I see those little shits using pacifiers
>>699611005
yep. the fur is full of the vitamins
ITT: psychological problems
>>699598673
What happened? I love his work but don't understand why he quit.
>>699588484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smNAjG2FOPg You have been visited by the sad clown if you dont subscribe to this channel your friends, family, girlfriend, boyfriend, and any pets are going to die in their sleep tonight. Nothing can save you from this unless you subscribe
>>699610108
There are many mammals that follow this strategy
>>699611049
i would personally be more inclined to keep one
that uses a pacifier
at least then it wouldnt be mouthing off as much
>>699604847
>>699604886
>>699604978
>>699605884
>>699606114
>>699606346
>>699606387
Bullshit
>>699610614
yeah... and rats are a WAYYYYY tougher, more viable lifeforms than fucking fluffies....
seriously, why the fuck does everyone compare these stupidly delicate animals to rats who survive just about EVERYTHING!?
the mass reproduction argument only makes sense if they are squid or bacteria. complex life, like mammals, live birth, infancy, nursing, all of that comes with higher risk when these things can't even survive anything beyond room temperature!
>>699611263
indeed. cats, rats, mice, dogs, any mammal that typically has "litters"
>>699611263
okay, elaborate and don't fucking bring up rats. rats are super tough and a poor comparison for fluffies.
>>699611456
not when it comes to mass reproduction
Why is some of this shit so brutal and the other shit is gay as fuck?? Who makes these??
>>699611586
the artists' names are usually in the filename
or they've signed it
also fluffybooru(dot)com
>>699611456
> rats are super tough
> I've never yet seen a rat survive anything other than another rat's attack or something smaller unless it was in a swarm.
> Dogs, cats, birds, humans... everything is a threat to rats
> They have FAR more intelligent then fluffies, sure, so they can survive and hide and reproduce
> Still doesn't explain how the fuck fluffies survive in the wild. They aren't genetically made for it.
> Explain Smarties for that matter. it's a neat concept but tuffies and smarties are stupid from a design perspective.
> Hasbio did EVERYTHING wrong.
>>699611439
yes, but the babbies of though species take at least a year to grow, require smart and able parents, litters vary in size, have enough teets to feed an entire litter instead of one or two at a time and when the babies DO get old they are WAY tougher and smarter than any fluffies ever could be. so yes, these animal can survive, they reproduce less, but are evolutionary fit for survival, while fluffies are not. you can use competent lifeforms that have litters and say because these better animals can survive, that fluffies can survive.
Are you guys seriously discussing fluffies ...?
>>699611363
> can't survive beyond room temperature.
> You go live in a box for weeks or months with minimum or no food on the streets in the snow, tell me how you fair.
> Although fluffies dying in the heat because they're too fluffy to move without dying of exhaustion is funny.
Carry on. Greentexting away until the thread dies.
Wolfram collection #2
Https://m.imgur.com/a/S596B
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>>699611559
reproduction is good, but the thing is, the offspring actually had to SURVIVE to make the generation after, while being the most killable thing on the planet.
the rate does not matter if they cannot survive
>>699611223
Kill yourself
>>699611586
lots of people just depends who you are to what you like hug box or abuse
>>699611866
you seem to be under the impression that the engineers at Hasbio actually did all this research into how to create a "successful" lifeform.
its not like that at all. fluffies are horrible creatures because they were designed haphazardly solely for the purposes of marketing, and thus without human interference they simply fail at surving
nothing in therms of "natural instinct" was designed into them because the were never intended to be in those situations
>>699611586
Please reffer to >>699589390
>>699612023
it matters if birth rate far exceeds death rate
simple statistics there bro
>>699611866
Tougher? marginally, compared to "nature" as an obstacle, no not really. Rats, cats, dogs, die ALL the fucking time, for stupid reasons. They'd die JUST as frequently as fluffies is abuse of those animals was nation (or world wide), and commonly accepted/encouraged.
>>699611307
That's true but maybe it's me inherited nature of hating small retarded things.. fucking babies and guineapigs are my real life equivalent to fluffies.
(On a side note: would never hurt an animal)
Would anyone actually abuse fluffies if they existed?
I have a hard time thinking I could, probably only if it was a feral
>>699612500
if it were a pain in the ass smarty, yes
>>699611707
Canon fluffies main keys to survival are their omnivorism, breeding speed and co-operation. Smarties as stubborn but well-meaning herd-leaders emerging from the lack of authority figures in a herd makes sense, mini-demons from hell not so.
Hellgremlins are just made to be hated at the expense of literally everything else. Whereas canon fluffies survival requires some suspension of disbelief, the hellgremlins pick unwinnable fights with humans and kill each other to the point that they wouldn't survive in ANY environment, even domestic ones!
>>699612343
So... I should NOT be under the impression that a company that has millions or billions (if it didn't, I am genuinely surprised they made breakthroughs in cloning or artificial biological life in any sense) would want to design a "pet" with the minimal research and development required?
Yea... ok.. suspension of disbelief is TOTALLY not shattered here. But that's cool.
>>699611707
>> I've never yet seen a rat survive anything other than another rat's attack or something smaller unless it was in a swarm.
assuming you have ever SEEN a rat in person.
lets see.... rats can survive diseases that kill most animals, can eat nearly anything, or gnaw through it. can survive incredible falls, great ways of transporting food, can get SUPER huge, can compress and squeeze through anything, can survive temperature extremes, can swim and are reasonably fast and smart.
they out class the shit out of fluffies. in a death match, the rats would beat the fluffies hand's down.
> Dogs, cats, birds, humans... everything is a threat to rats
and yet we still have them? why? well they are smart, they are tough, the evolved to survive their natural predators.
fluffies have not.
> Hasbio did EVERYTHING wrong.
the only believable explanation for the ferals surviving is that they aren't. hasbio and breeders just keep dumping failed fluffies into he streets, creating the illusion that the population is surviving.
>>699612796
as illogical as it seems, yes
that is exactly how it happened and why the project failed
>>699612343
>its not like that at all. fluffies are horrible creatures because they were designed haphazardly solely for the purposes of marketing, and thus without human interference they simply fail at surving
>nothing in therms of "natural instinct" was designed into them because the were never intended to be in those situations
the EXACT reason why they cannot survive in the wild no matter how much they reproduce. reproduction is a shitty explanation and everyone knows it, but if we loose that explanation, we loose the justification for abuse. its a republican argument.
>>699597366
Nice meme
>>699612500
Nothing genuinely harmful, but I would mess with its mind to laugh at its limited intelligence. Stuff like pic related.
>>699612444
>simple statistics there bro
present them.
>>699597366
you got me
>>699612500
>>699599111
>>699599085
>>699599021
>>699598876
This would be me, but again as most others will probably say, only to a smarty.
Only to a REALLY obnoxious runt that will not, no matter how gently or forcefully you discipline it, change it's behavoir in any obvious way long term.
Cute, docile regular fluffy with all the shit, piss, and stupidity and high morality rate included? I'd love the shit out of little intelligent monsters who could talk and had basic intelligence.
Smarties or the ilk? Burn.
Burn, crush, maim, eat, shit on, I don't care. Psychological abuse would be my MO tbh, but I have a weird appreciation for pulling away the fluff of a fluffy one hair at a time with tweezers until it's bald, than leaving it in a box outside with a lid so it'll freeze to death over night.
>>699597366
well atleast the cats ok
>>699613233
ugh fine. as simple as it gets
if birthrate is 2 per year
and death rate is 1 per year
net population increase is +1 per year
its as simple as that
>>699612500
yes. oh fucking god yes.
>>699611965
>> You go live in a box for weeks or months with minimum or no food on the streets in the snow, tell me how you fair.
well, humans are capable for making shelter and clothes and growing, havesting and hunting for themselves. fluffies cannot. so bad comparison.
> Although fluffies dying in the heat because they're too fluffy to move without dying of exhaustion is funny.
yes, but also you loose are justification that abuse is noble since these things are too incompetent to be pests.
>>699612738
ah so that branch of fluffy-culture I dislike so much is called Hellgremlins? Where did it start oh wise one, this is fascinating.
>>699589390
can i get more weirdbox?
>>699613003
Fluffies are flawed because PETA released them before they were finished. Furthermore, the project was to design a perfect pet, not a perfect feral animal, which is why fluffies are designed to be perfectly harmless to humans and suited for domestic life.
>>699613003
And they had 0 foresight on "how much money will we lose doing this"?
>>699612451
>They'd die JUST as frequently as fluffies is abuse of those animals was nation (or world wide)
>fluffies is abuse of those animals was nation
wat
>>699613432
>>699613227
Definitely physiological shit would be my go to
>>699612841
> CAN survive diseases
> Doesn't mean they will
> Fuck look up some statistics, feral rats die and breed in giant fucking swarms BECAUSE of disease.
> it kills them all day erryday idiot.
> Can eat almost anything (Rats 1, Fluffies 0)
> Falls... No... shut up and go do your homework. (Rats 1, fluffies 0 still)
> Size, same with fluffies. So no change there.
> Can survive temperature extremes.
Ok, show me where in the world rats survive at crippling low or exhaustingly hot environs where they don't do EXACTLY what fluffies are portrayed doing (hiding in the dark/quiet/warm/etc). (Boxes, alleys, gutters, sewers, etc. A fluffies need for attention and food makes it ill fit for a sewer, but still. )
> Fast and smart, I will give you this. (Rats 2, Fluff 0)
> Rats are evolved to survive their natural predators.
> Fluffies have not
Rats have so much time to evolve. Like probably longer than humans, don't qoute me, I'm not a science fellow.
Fluffies have had, I would assume, a decade maybe? If that, depending on the canon, I am not that familiar. Point is if fluffies keep reproducing and evolving (as shit as their evolutionary line may be, I'm looking at you pikachu) they could very well be a nightmare and epidemic beyond rats.
Being only speculation, I will give them a point for it, but yes Rats are still the superior creature, you're right.
Rats 2, Fluffs 1(maybe?).
>>699593282
Holy shit! I have never seen this one. Is it new?
>>699613709
so logically they cannot survive outside human captivity....
>>699614621
>>699613169
Except you don't NEED instincts to survive.
Do you think every living creature currently utilizing what we identify as instincts just had them since day 1?
No, a LOT of shit died to grow, adapt, change, and LEARN. above all else LEARN.
Yes they are designed to be shit, but they are biological, which means evolution is gonna take over as they continue to over populate. And despite being as dumb as a child, already have a brain designed with the necessary capacity to process at the level of a child. Aka, they can improve, learn, adapt, and evolve.
Fear the fluffies of 3200 ad folks. They will be scary.
>>699613479
That's... I guess by definition a statistic. But it's one you pulled out of your ass on the spot.
A REAL, statistic that people would actually listen to is something generated either by a foundation or individual, group, or the like with time, money, resources, and the intelligence and means to determine these numbers reliably, and honestly.
Anything short of that definition gets ignored. At least, by me and my kind it does. Shoo.
>>699613619
Two years ago one guy got the idea that the fluffy fandom couldn't survive without spreading to 4chan. No one else thought it was a good idea, so no one was there to correct him when he posted the literally same set of pictures about smarties every single day until an entire generation of newfags grew up thinking that they were what all fluffies were like. Then those newfags spread to fluffybooru, and with their freshly-discovered-fandom-fervor started outproducing the old artists, who in turn started losing interest in fluffies because they were turning into something literally designed to provoke hatred.
The booruvians have since learned the importance of watching the 4chan threads, returning the canon fluffies to the center of the fandom. Still, there are too many hellgremlin fans to undo it completely, so the fandom has been splitting into two branches with their respective ideas of what the fluffies are like and what their appeal is.
>>699613495
Abuse is not noble. I never claimed that.
Secondly, which should have been firstly..
> Bad comparison
it literally is not though. We are comparing survival. If a fluffy is given a home (like in 90% of the comics and stories), such as a box or a house or the like, it will survive longer and better than one without.
So if you give a human a box, when THEY are on the streets, they'll still die. Might take time, disease, malnurishment, etc, but it'll happen.
Fluffies are weak, but not incapable of survival. PLENTY of animals and pests are frail, incompitent, and bad at life in general but live.
Look at the lemming. I'm surprised the little shit survives all the predators it has. Reproduction and stupidity at it's finest.
>>699613709
> PETA ruins everything
> News at 11.
>>699614716
Love this guys art style
>>699614438
>> CAN survive diseases
>> Doesn't mean they will
they handled the black death pretty well... humans didn't....
>> Fuck look up some statistics, feral rats die and breed in giant fucking swarms BECAUSE of disease.
> it kills them all day erryday idiot.
and yes, they survive, those that survive are immune, and fluffies, to our knowledge, never seem to evolve...
>> Falls... No... shut up and go do your homework. (Rats 1, fluffies 0 still)
if a fluffy can break its fucking leg ona two inch fall and a rat can survive a 6 foot fall, I think the rat wins.
> Size, same with fluffies. So no change there.
till you factor in chicago super-rats
>A fluffies need for attention and food makes it ill fit for a sewer, but still. )
but rats are not hampered in that way, so rats win again.
"Fluffies have had, I would assume, a decade maybe? If that, depending on the canon, I am not that familiar. Point is if fluffies keep reproducing and evolving (as shit as their evolutionary line may be, I'm looking at you pikachu) they could very well be a nightmare and epidemic beyond rats."
assuming fluffies can have their offspring survive past on generation, everything they do from still births, parenting, two teets while having full litters. everything suggests that the offspring will either die out. or begin a cycle of RAPID evolution through attrition. but lots of head cannon people claim fluffies cannot evolve because once again, you would lose the justification for abuse.
I think rats would win by a greater land slide...
>>699614098
God I typed so fast I slipped on a BUNCH of keys.
I mean Nation-wide or world-wide, sorry.
And is is supposed to be IF in that sentence. Fluffies if abuse of animals was nation (or world) wide.
>>699615477
What is it like to have the world's most disappointed parents?
>>699614798
>No, a LOT of shit died to grow, adapt, change, and LEARN. above all else LEARN.
okay, so all animals LEARN and some hwo pass that knowlege... 'genetically' to their off-spring? or maybe all animals without a fear of heights died of falling, leaving only those WITH the fear alive?
the main question is, can fluffies evolve, and if so, the RAPID rate of attrition should greatly accelerate the evolutionary change, making tougher smarter ferals, not just retards that live outside. maybe these evolved ferals hate the infeior domestic fluffies, or can be bribe for ease dropping since they are social creatures and can speak basic english.
>>699615166
So... I am confused. Help me out here.
So the guy had ALREADY been making Hellgremlin before 4chan? Not exactly the NEW population's problem then. Sounds like the old' community had darkness in them all along
As another note, I don't think fluffy as a fandom would survive without 4chan. The Booru is shit people, these threads are shit too, but I like them marginally better then the booru. I've already read everything on there twice.
And so this guy brought a LOT of new content makers to the booru and... people got butt hurt over it?
I mean, you can just ignore trolls, block or hide or ignore ugly art, or content you don't like you know... right?
I'm just so confused. Who's fault is it Hellgremlin exists? It sounds like the communities fault, before, during, and at least a little after the old artists fled.
So... it's their fault. Not 4chans...
I mean, I don't get the problem WITH a split. I'd rather they don't split, but both fandoms seem to want vastly different things. Why not have seperate "kinds" of fluffy art.
No reason to get butt-mad and quit what you love because of trolls.
>>699613479
okay, and you have a documented source on the fluffy death rates in these comics?
>>699615400
his name is spoosh. you can find his stuff on the booru
>>699590277
that shit cray
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>>699591673
anymore micro fluffy stuff?
>>699615282
>So if you give a human a box, when THEY are on the streets, they'll still die. Might take time, disease, malnurishment, etc, but it'll happen.
assuming the human does nothing to try to survive.
most of what humans do are 1000% more competent than fluffies. so yes, bad comparison.
>Fluffies are weak, but not incapable of survival. PLENTY of animals and pests are frail, incompitent, and bad at life in general but live.
but most example are bugs, plancton, and bacteria, mammals are much more complicated to concieve and raise.
>Look at the lemming. I'm surprised the little shit survives all the predators it has. Reproduction and stupidity at it's finest.
you are aware the lemming falling off the cliff was an urban myth right? the famous film that started that myth was because the film crew was herding them off the stone while the camera filmed from the other side. .
>>699600756
holy shit man
>>699615477
Who's to say fluffies aren't immune to a HUGE plethora of diseases?
How much canon is there on Aids, Malaria, West Nile, Cancer, mummy rot, Ebola, or anything else affects a fluffy?
Making assumptions is wrong and bad, stop it.
> Fluffies never seem to evolve
Do they cities around them rise, fall, and expand over the course of hundreds of thousands of years? No? Then that's why you don't see them evolve.
They are a modern beast, man made and missing impossible time for evolution to refine them.
The rat wins, yes, I said that many times. But I'm talking comparison of survival.
Rats survive REALLY well as a species...
As a single entity or family. no... not even fucking close, I killed a whole family of rats yesterday for shits n giggles that are living under my porch. Fluffies are frail, rats are frail, niether is "Tough" stop supporting toughie behavoir in fluffies and rats man. Please.
> Chicago super rats.
Ok I could just google it, but provide my lazy ass info on what that is, it sounds REALLY fucking cool.
> Chicago super fluffies
> OH GOD NO RUN FROM THE WORSTEST POOPSIES!
> Chicago is covered in a river of shit
> No one notices are difference
Yes, rats win, I said this many times.
Rats are BETTER at survival, but your original argument wasnt' "who is better" it was closer to "Fluffies can't survive due to their shitty genetics"
Which is funny cause I proved that rats, only slightly (i'd say in the are of like, 30%? maybe) out survive an individual fluffy. They are superior, but my argument of
"Fluffies can survive due to sheer numbers" is valid.
If 100,000 fluffies were killed in the wild in the span of a day, and approx 150,000 or so were born, give or take since I wouldnt begin to give a fuck about REAL numbers, logic dictates that short of an extinction event (which is like almost all of a fluffies life) they will continue to grow, infest, evolve, and ultimately destroy their habitat (wild or 'Ooman wans')
>>699615975
this a rhetorical question or are you telling me to call your parents?
>>699617140
>I killed a whole family of rats yesterday for shits n giggles that are living under my porch. Fluffies are frail, rats are frail, niether is "Tough" stop supporting toughie behavoir in fluffies and rats man. Please.
what did you kill them with?
>>699616043
I unno, but one argument a poster once made against me was that fluffies had leather-soft feet that was illfitted to most environments except a house.
Problem is, human feet are pretty fucking soft and weak at birth, and most of our lives.
If you kept a human child inside their whole life with shoes on for almost all day, they'd develop really soft feet too.
Fluffies can and will evolve, they'll get stronger, they'll over come, they'll consume us all and drown us in shit.
>>699616616
Get the fuck back to /A/, you weeaboo autistic faggot
>>699616678
This shit gets me so hard. Metaphorically speaking. I find Micros SO effin cute!
