Rekt tread ? Hell yeah
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rekt tread ?
Hell yeah
>>699568089
Let me do the honors;
Sauce?
>>699568089
Thats impressive.
>>699568089
that doesn't look like semen, so much same consistency
bump
>>699568089
b b but but most asians are lactose intolerant
>>699568615
atleast post something faggot
>>699568487
islam in action
>>699568730
SHUT UP YOU UGLY CUCK FAGGOT CUNT
>>699568838
>triggered
>>699568583
You gotta check your prostate mate, that's a bad sign.
>>699568089
That doesn't look like she's enjoying it.
>>699568975
>>699568950
WHAT EVER YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>699568730
>oh, yeah, faggot?
>you want to die?
>you think your life is so tough?
>well here's a gun, you little shit. end it
>>699568434
beautiful
>>699568730
See, anon, your dad isn't the worst one.
>>699568975
well gamed
>>699568730
mom is like "time to put the gun away!"
bit late for that mom.
>>699569471
Fucking Brazilians
>>699568434
fucking hell thats hard to watch
>>699569791
why
>>699569471
Spine completely crushed. She will never walk again. Probably spend the rest of her life as a vegetable
>>699568975
>>699569791
What is it with Chinese elevators and escalators? It's like they need to feed on human blood or something. With the amount of death and gore resulting from elevators in China, it's almost like the things are out of a horror movie or something.
>>699569892
Hes a schitzo and thinks there a camera in his eye, I always skip this video in gore threads
>>699568276
Does that guy have a half twin in his shirt
>>699570599
I was about to ask the exact same.
>>699568156
I believe it's semen anon
>>699568089
'k, that's... pretty impressive
>>699570831
What the fuck?! They have to check just in case the escalator is hungry for human blood on that particular day and decides to swallow them whole!
>>699570599
Were those two posts not dumbasses kicking elevator doors out and falling through like dumbasses?
>>699570831
Whats goin on here?
>>699571030
>>699571288
It's because of this. Woman in China walking with her kid, swallowed up and killed
>>699571513
forgot gif
>>699568156
Drinking cup of semen
>>699570638
>schitzo
would you like to try again
>>699571542
oooh
>>699570638
i really hope he gets help
>>699568181
Wow, what are they doing?
>>699568089
did she get pregnant?
>>699571879
I'mma guess they're taking something out that's lodged deeply into someone
>>699568089
If that's real semen then it's realy impressive and made me shudder a bit....
>>699568089
you know she puked it all up once filming was over. can't blame her.
>>699570963
Underrated kek
>>699569831
this is why racks have side bars
for this very fucking reason
he's be lucky to walk, much less breath or even live
>>699572124
its actually knee replacement surgery if i remember correctly.
>>699571693
Does anyone have the pic with the monocle
>>699572473
I have it
>>699571879
Knee replacement surgery... Seriously
>>699570831
I kek'd uproariously
>>699571542
>censored version
But alas, I don't have the uncensored saved.
>>699568276
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_QILDeYTYM
>>699569185
COPYPASTA
>>699571693
underrated
>>699569471
She broke her neck
Hence, she's ded.
>>699568730
"YOU LIKE SMOKING CIGARETTES? WELL WHY DONT YOU PULL THE TRIGGER OF A LOADED GUN TO YOUR HEAD"
>>699569791
When will they learn? Stupid faggots.
>>699568730
Love this one. It's parents deserve to be miserable. Fuck them.
>>699568975
i love it when asians die, fucking putrid cunts
>>699568975
Stupid faugette. Go die. Oh, wait.>>699569791
>>699569791
Trololol.
Stupid chinks.
>>699568240
This is beautiful
>>699572337
he died
>>699569831
>>699572337
This actually did kill him.
>>699572853
No, it's not. It has got enough attention in the past several months.
>>699572539
Post it
>>699569831
that kills the crab
>>699568089
Took it like a champ!
Also I've seen worse, but this actually made me gag a bit...
>>699568181
Canadian healthcare at its finest
>>699572079
kek
>>699570831
stupid chinks can not even copy a simple escalator
>>699569831
It's mine !!!!!!
>>699568089
Does anyone have the video of it when the glass full of semen?
>>699573623
best i've seen
>>699569831
They didn't spot him
>>699570831
I'd probably be doing this in China too tbh
>>699568089
She's gonna get mad gains tho
>>699569831
his fault
>>699568772
how is that Islam in action ? you're fucking retarded
>>699568181
Idk, but I bet I can find an illegal who will do this for less.
>>699568276
more importantly what's up with the shirt/torso mystery?
>>699574276
Gettin swole
>>699569471
I always figured it had to be a higher height really to fuck you up that bad, I was wrong
>>699568089
Gagged hard, fuck that shit
>>699570831
escalators havent been around long in China at all, this is the same way I acted as a kid with an escalator, they scared the shit out of me
>>699569791
>>699568975
justice served.
>>699573623
the amount I kekked at this is unbelievable
>>699573623
kek
>>699573623
Topkek
>>699568240
Oh fuck, he couldn't have survived.
>>699573623
Kek'd
>>699574422
It's a number nine in Thai idiot
>>699569471
The guy in the red shirt walks away like nothing happened. Top kike.
>>699573623
good thing Mr. Owl didn't try this in the states
>>699574328
Where do you think that happens faggit?
>>699570599
>>699573244
Japs
The characters on the video are Japanese.
>>699574545
Falling from any high can fuck you up that bad. It depends how you fall and land.
>>699575362
You do know they are actually chinese right? Japs use only a subset of them.
>>699575379
32ft/S
>>699575457
They're characters for numbers. Chinese numbers are different.
>>699575331
Islam isn't a place, and that happens pretty much everywhere, you know how many gun accidents happen in the states all the time ? My first thought was that it was in central america or south america until I put my reading glasses on
>>699575362
..... they're numbers in chinese it's in China, also Japanese contains chinese characters pretty regularly.
>>699575331
Since when is Islam a place?
>>699568181
file name killed me
>>699575638
Japan also has more elevators and suicides
>>699574670
I think they might just be killing themselves
>>699575814
Your name is Toby
>>699575841
wheres the exit hole???
>>699576219
he could do a great sid cosplay
>>699575278
Exactly what i was thinking
>>699575567
that's clearly not Japan
>>699575814
I have so many questions
>>699576218
there is none, this dumbass swallowed the bullet
>>699575966
this, sirs, is piece of art.
>>699576259
The webmi s not clear. Did he separate it?
>>699576536
Did >>699576259 guy do it to him too?
>>699576536
>>699576259
From the same team.
>>699576547
yup, clean cut
you can see it hit the ground at the end
>nigger didn't learn his lesson first time around
>>699571030
Keked so hard
be nice for someone today
>>699575814
Did he want a white penis?
>>699576219
from boy band member to maisie williams in 1 second
>>699576359
but of course the body camera would have turned off by some weird twist of fate
>>699576705
yeah, he was trying to raise his credit score and get rid of aids
>>699576914
that is pretty fucking beast
>>699576219
You can tell that ISIS isn't making these for the reasons they used to. It's just for entertainment at this point.
>>699577159
he cried for 30 minutes after while being arrested and asked people to call his mom
kinda ruins it
>>699568089
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-08-14/hezbollah-declares-trump-right-to-say-u-s-created-islamic-state
>>699577206
you're right they know us westerners are loving it
>>699575814
what a beautiful nigger specimen. such tolerance it's a natural wonder
>>699576218
>>699576417
it shot out of his fucking mouth dip shits
>>699572595
here ya go
>>699577370
get out dnr
>>699577911
>Fly you fools
>>699576026
underrated kek anon
>>699568156
Nto absolutely sure, but I suspect this is the one. Search the internets for DMC-24.
http://milkycat.com/main/milky-gallery/indexe.php?dmc24
>>699578128
"For making porn history, we gave her a special present of 20 more cum shots on her face."
>>699578555
kek'd hard
also checked
>>699568089
>implying that's real cum
>>699579001
looks like something slimy anyway. maybe egg white. disgusting enough.
>>699579001
>implying you're retarded
>>699579137
there are many ways im thinking right now n how to make fake cum
>>699573484
oooh fuck
>>699579274
how about you start a test series
>>699579543
ima start uploading videos of myself drinking gallons of "cum"
>witness me
>>699579695
yeah that's the spirit.
dgdgdfg
>>699580041
he is right though
>>699575966
worst ISIS fake ever
>>699570831
Fucking idiots. They're doing this because of the freak accident that occured in China concerning an electric escalator. Basically, the top platform opened up and swallowed a woman whole. She slowly became grinded beneath the electric escalator, the end
>>699580973
you mean this one? >>699577911
>>699575278
The officer feared for his life considering the ability to conceal any sort of weapon in such a large suit. The department has found that the officer's actions were justified and finds no wrong-doing on the part of the officer.
>>699569471
>her face when
>>699575969
Nignog Warrior casts Rock Smasher
Critical roll, Harambe get stunned
>>699580973
Elevators eat people in China, too. China is a deathtrap of machines that feast on humans.
>>699578125
agreed
>>699569791
Is this a common way to an hero over there or something
>>699573059
What are you 15?
>>699581601
top kek, I like you anon. Gotta love how the cops are judged by the cops
>>699581709
They get killed by elevators which are frightening machines, we get killed by guns which are frightening machines
>>699568583
it's obviously banana juice. anyone who thinks it's semen are naive
>>699569471
How did she end up there?
You can actually see her spine crushed in slow mo
>>699578814
I haven't seen this one, story? Hard to see what's happening other than the obvious
>>699582917
she survived. even it looks like she is dead.
>>699583151
source ?
>>699575814
circumcision? kek
>>699575814
what happened? why?
>>699583073
burning plastic dripping on someone, it hurts like hell. I've had burning plastic fall on my hand and it continues burning and if you swipe it off it'll just stick to the other hand. Now theres a pit in the top of my hand. Happened at work
>>699583260
Failed. Like they will never be intelligent enough to study astrology.
>>699583073
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357
>>699578105
Kek
>>699568730
I believe the story to this was that the father told his son to either give up playing video games or to shoot his father, but ended up shooting himself instead, the mother tried to take the gun away so that the father wouldn't kill himself too.
>>699583201
First time I see a full version of this headshot.
>>699583722
> Non-porn
Fucking newfag
>>699569791
>>699568975
This is one of those stupid prank shows. There is no elevator shaft on the other side. If you couldn't tell it wasn't a real elevator by the way the 'door' flaps around like a sheet, maybe you're retarded.
>>699583577
do you mean astronomy?
>>699575814
damn, what a badass
>>699571693
>How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>699583722
the beginning looks like the most epic cumshot of all time
>>699577911
only in China would they not have a regular stairs alternative, you know, like turning off the fucking thing so it DOESNT EAT PEOPLE
>>699583260
you know this has happened multiple times in the states right ?
>>699583577
>astrology
Like they will ever be intelligent NOT to study astrology. Which they are btw that's an american thing
>>699576219
>how to become arya stark
>>699583260
>me trying to play worms
>>699584726
Topkek
>>699583699
As a Safag, this irritates me cause this shit goes down way too often around where I live. But what else do I expect on a rekt thread?
>>699583577
>astrology
Theyre pretty good at palm reading and zodiac signs anon,,,
>>699576056
That file name. Kek.
>>699572569
Wrong. It's leg lengthening surgery.
>>699583577
>astrology
>>699576679
Omg I'm pretty sure a baby popped out of her lol!
>>699576914
He was so sad after he got sprayed lmao, that pure look of defeat!
>>699569471
red shirt is /b/
>>699586405
/b/ would have pulled out a camera
>>699586550
"Mom get the camera! It's a double kill"
>>699575331
>Islam
>Where do you think that happens?
Uh in the UK?
>>699571071
This.
Okay I do get that their elevators and escalators are shit but whats up with falling down like a retard?
>>699578105
underrated post
>>699575814
>Me pelan la verga
Descripción gráfica.
>>699585840
Yes, how could they kill the descendants of kangz n queens?
>>699574545
You don't have to be that high up to fuck yourself when you weigh 558lbs.
>>699569028
Really?
>>699583384
OTHER THAN THE OBVIOUS
>>699571781
>on /b/
>Care about spelling of irregular words
kys
>>699571693
What's the best thing to do :
Kill her
Call the ambulance
And i'm serious
>>699586330
Okay I need the rest of this
ayy rekt threads are why i come on 4chan
>>699590275
Did he go beyond the law of Physics?
dont let this thread die guys
contribute, people, contribute
>>699573171
Back to /pol/ with you
>>699590817
> File name
OP.
>>699590647
snapping turtles are crazy, I fish a lot and have had them creep up trying to get the bait and I nope the fuck out of there. Or if they get hooked they will fuck your shit up
>>699569831
for those interested he's using what's called suicide grip, which is when you don't have your thumb wrapped around the bar. That and shitty spotters killed him
>>699591540
well the suicide grip worked
>>699577911
There's an emergency stop button. Pretty sure I can see it too.
>>699590547
This shit is so impractical. It's basically just dancing, it is impossible unless the other guy coordinates it with you
Not rekt, just fake
>>699590547
holy shit
>>699591803
that is rekt incarnate shut up
>>699576536
tis but a scratch
>>699575567
um no
there's also the characters that mean day and year and month
and the chinese use the same characters for numbers last I checked so I'm sorry anon but you're wrong
>>699583201
Another one bites the dust
>>699590547
This is so fucking fake. Of course some bullshit martial art is gonna work when it's coordinated. Shit like this would NEVER work in a real fight.
>>699590817
more!!!
>>699592777
heavenly trips checked
more
>>699590817
Fish dust. Don't breathe this!
>>699590817
I breed fancy guppies and at least you're only getting rid of the trash, so thank you
>>699569471
this is why being overweight is unhealthy
>>699590275
such a fucking stupid idea
>>699590547
don't listen to this guy guys.
let this thread die.
>>699589949
Almost expected the driver to tip on him as well...
>>699591731
kek
>>699576378
It's male circumsision
>>699591731
Underrated post
>>699589567
Killing her is the morally superior of the two.
>>699579001
It is, I saw the entire video, fapped to it (it's my fetish)
>>699576218
he used the .22 short cartridge blanks sold at home depot/lowes for their nail guns/starter pistols, with a BB put in the gun barrel.
>>699570638
He's a schnitzel?
>>699595208
No, he wanted a white dick.
>>699575814
How are humans supposed to live, eat, worship and socialized with these modern day savages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlt8O3XRX-A
>>699596201
> TRUMP 2016
360p is the highest quality.
>>699583073
Venezuelan prison.
Their economy collapsed. This is one of the results.
>>699570831
they finally learned
>>699589567
sniff check
>>699568730
Did he turn around and smack him because he though his son actually tried to shoot him?
>>699590817
You can bet this faggot didn't buy or doesn't clean that thing. Probably just left it for his mom to clean.
The stink gets into the plastic itself.
>>699575969
>filename
>>699597104
>yell at son
>kills himself in front of you
>don't realize it at first so you smack him
>realize he's dead
>realize you inadvertently caused your son to kill himself and then smacked him on top of it
>collapse
kek
>>699575814
absolutly harambe
>>699577911
That's some Final Destination shit right there.
>>699592749
agreed
>>699583260
not arab, this vid is from russia
>>699568240
Slow for manatees.
>>699584322
nope kid actually fell, got hurt but survived.
look it up faggot
>>699578105
Now this made me lol, gg
>>699590433
no but his shins went beyond his knee caps
>>699577911
PRESS THE FUCKING STOP BUTTON YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!
>runs away
uhhh....
>>699569471
Spine through brain, ded
>>699573945
How do you know its Canadian
>>699576056
lol richmond news
>>699574545
It probably would have been a broken ankle had she not landed on her arse.
I mean it's probably different in the situation but what a mong.
>>699581709
Anyone know what happened to him?
>>699568975
more china
>>699600498
Holy fuck did he enter another dimension or something?
>>699600590
Helmet rolled off and opened a wormhole
Foot thread?
>>699600703
This is fucking disgusting you filthy degenerate
>>699581709
who the fuck programmed that elevator a 4chan user?
>>699600821
Apparently Niggers haven't invented kicking yet
>>699584535
>2016
>still using cena memes
>kill yourself
>>699584835
ayy
>>699568181
fyi the are removing a support rod from a bone, that is the only way to do it
>>699573623
hoot
>>699584584
dafuq
>inb4nerve gas
