ITT: We all work at the same McDonalds.
Can I take your order, anon?
>>699566533
i quit
>>699566533
Self bump of same, also checkem
>>699566533
Self bump of same, also checkm.
>>699566598
ill have so mcnugget with sweet and sour suace plz and a mid no large pepsi
>>699566598
I'll take a footlong meatball sub
>>699566647
>>699566714
fuck me i'm auistic
ayo can i get a job or summtin?
damnit Patrick you're slow at the french fry station let me show you how it's done hehe
>>699566598
I'll take a happy meal with NO FUCKING TOY
>>699566533
i claim the position as manager. anyone not making me a sandwich is fired
no just fuck off
Who shit in shake machine
>>699566598
i wnat trap with extra feminine penis
if dubs, I sneak a happy meal toy in my pocket without getting caught
>>699566831
what the fuck is a shake machine
>>699566732
where the fuck are my mcnuggs
>>699566771
give me a cv and ill give you the job after acting like i read it
>>699566875
you're fired for being a retard
Vietnamese burger and a portion of nips
Sorry, we take cash only. Is that okay?
Check these mcdubbs
It's fucking raw you daft cunt
Guys........do not go in the bathroom. There is something sinful in the toilet I had to say 10 Hail Marys for....
>>699566533
JAMES WHERE DID I PUT THE BURGERS?
OH. IN THE FRYER.
SHIET, THE PLASTICS STILL ON EM
>>699566977
WHAT KIND OF MCDONDALDS ONLY TAKES CASH?!!
>>699566873
sir. you have to pay for that!
>>699566875
The thing your mom sits on will u flip burgers
JUICE IN THE OVEN WTF
FOOD INSPECTION TIME! HOW FUCKED ARE WE?
>>699567030
This kind mother fucker
WHO STOLE THE SECRET FORMULA FROM MY OFFICE YOU FUCKING NEGRO'S!
>>699566994
what did you expect from mc donalds
>>699566994
Stop acting like Chef Ramsay, Bill, you egotistical piece of shit.
ON ORDER: 200 NUGGIES, 30 ROYALE WITH CHEESE, 18 LARGE CHIPPIES
some fat bitch wants me to fry her apple ice cream cone what should i do
>>699566977
Dubs are as good as money
>>699567077
why is there mold in the soda machine?
Some dumbass ordered an entire goat. AND ENTIRE GOAT?!!!
>>699567104
Also found videos from the hidden cam in the restrooms. Sick shiieettt!
>>699567014
>>699566994
what did you do in the bathroom jordan
>>699566533
Who the fuck hid this folder full of cp under the fryers?
They're coming this way!!!!
>>699566885
>>699567186
Dont know what you are talking about
>>699567104
It was Dan
>>699567143
FORGOT PIC YOU CUNTS
>>699567143
How many chicken tendies? Better yet, how big is the customers neck beard? I will know exactly how many to make once you tell me.
>should be ITT WE ARE ALL NIGNOGS. AND WHITETRASH CAUSE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO WORK AT MCDONALDS AMIRITE
>>699567159
FUCKING FRY IT RETARD WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS WE NEED TO CLEAN UP FOR THE FEDS!
>>699567077
>>699567143
pay first nigger
>>699567030
Every other night (after midnight), the mickey Ds near my work won't accept credit/debit card and only take cash.
Order up, i Need 50 nug nugs 10 shake n bakes and 13 quad doublers
>>699567206
dont touch that
Shit ... Drop crispy and grilled chicken...theres a bus load of niggers just pulled up ...wheres the grape jelly
>>699566533
quality on nuggers, someone put down some and don't act like you don't fucking no how.
>>699567196
Don't leak them to Ronald! That clown will rape me if he finds out my workers fucked a patty.
>>699567206
Whoops
Guys someone's trying to use an expired employee discount card. From 2011.
wat do?
>>699567200
Well, let's just put it this way......you can't flush anymore.
>>699566802
You monster
Fat nigger in the drive thru prepare them mc pigs feet!!!!
>>699567192
just give him the goat josh. we don't discriminate the arabic fellows in here. even if they buy fuck goats
I say we turn this McDonald's into the new base of the McNazi Regime
>>699567314
more important where's the watermelon
>>699567222
Checked and KEK'D
PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME
>>699567225
you're hired. now make me a sandwich
you want fries with that?
>>699567340
Tell them this place only takes cash.
>>699567402
reroll
dubs carries out action
Welcome to Wendy's Drive-Through, how may I take your order?
>>699567377
what he gets for applying at Mcdonalds. Wtf would anyone go there. Mcdonads and taco bell are the busiest places arent and pay the same shit wage.
>>699567236
Shut up Chad
The fucking fryers won't stop fucking Mcbeeping!
>>699567402
Rolling for McNazis
Manager walking in...... look busy crew!!!!!
>>699567340
take it anyways. we don't care
>>699567439
sheeeet nigga dey got nu watormeloz in dius joint and sheeet time ti take it over
Cops in the drive thru ... Get the "secret sauce"
I want a whopper
>>699567663
Ham Juice on that Big Mac!
>>699567532
Dude you're totally right. I clear $120k after tax as a cook at Wendy's. Pic related
>>699567402
OP here- Trips turns this into McNazis "A fun place for all--ish"
Kenneth keeps making phalluses out of ground beef and throwing them at the customers, sir
someone wants a mcdildo
wut du?
50 bucks for whoever puts their sack in the deep fryer first
>>699567550
Im telling jennet
>>699567717
Sorry sir we dont serve your mom at this location!
>>699567200
That fucking face. I want to murder that numale beta faggot.
>>699567592
Yeah they got fucked up after some dumbass hid his cp collection under them
>>699567758
give him some straws with ketchup
>>699567740
We turn the soda machine into a shower
>>699567758
Cut your cock off and put it into the deep fryer.
Or just give him a cock meat sandwich with extra mayo
working at mcdonalds is a very shit job
I will nail myself to a cross now
>>699567733
you mean chef
>>699567743
fuck off ryan you just don't understand my art
>>699567743
Somebody get Kenneth a raise! Why the fuck would the customer get mad at having free meat in their mouth?
fuck, mcflurry machine ain't working again. someone fix it.
>>699567473
>>699567621
Ok I let it slide but forced him to pay cash. He paid $1 for his McDouble & walked away.
We did it, reddit
Shannon get off cell phone and start moping the floor
>>699567848
Niggers, jews, mexicans, gays, lesbiens, arabs all get free drinks!
IF ONE MORE NIGGER GIVES ME A "LET ME GET A MUHFUCKEN UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...." ILL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN
>>699567896
You know it's not working, and you're not doing shit to help? Take care of that shit, I'm pretending I only speak Spanish at the Drive-Thru lane.
>>699567989
When the hell did we get a photo copier
>>699567866
Kenneth, this is why you don't major in gender studies
>>699566533
Can someone cum on this burger? 1 nigger ordered it
>>699567989
Can't, my palms are sweaty.
>>699568004
let me get a ummmm whajduamacallit
>>699568004
Honestly, how the fuck are you not crying from laughing every time? I'd lose my shit everytiem.
I wish someone would've told me that I couldn't fingerbang myself in the play area before I took this job.
>>699568039
It was Kennth he wanted copies of that cp sir!
>>699568117
Wait, how does that work? Like how did you do that...
>>699568080
k, cumming right up on the mcdouble
>>699567866
>>699567889
This is a BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT, not a GENDER STUDIES CLASSROOM
get BACK TO WORK KENNETH
>>699568165
Oh thats ok, keep it going.
>>699568117
This is why we don't let you outside, stop dropping your spaghetti. You know you're taking it too literal, fucking neckbeard.
>>699568165
yeah, someone threw away my stash underneath the fryers
HEY STEVE! EVERY TIME I ASK THIS FAT CUNT WHAT HE WANTS, HE JUST ASKS ME TO IDENTIFY STORE FRONTS??!? WAT DO?
>>699567989
needs another 5 mins
>>699568165
>>699568211
Kenneth, when was the last time you and your P.O. spoke? Or when you took your meds?
Get me a cockmeat sandwich and a coke
>>699567866
your art is shit
>>699566533
Someone placed herorin needles in the ball pit, sir.
>>699568320
I don't need them, it's a government conspiracy to keep me down
>>699568180
THIS BETTER NOT BE THAT FUCKING RYAN I JUST HEARD ABOUT!? IM CRUISE CONTROLLING FOR COOL RIGHT NOW. STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE KENNETH MATTERS, GET BACK TO WORK YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!
>>699568310
Shoot him, he's wasting my time
>>699568368
no, don't move those, they're supposed to be there
>>699568368
I put those there! Dont move them! I need future people to buy that shit from me.
yo management's coming to check on us within the next hour, disguised as a customer
everyone know what to do?
>>699568388
Kennith it's time to take your pills.
>>699568541
get ready to duel?
>>699568541
Got my coolface
Hey, fellas. sorry I'm a couple hours late. Also, That reminds me, I gotta leave early today.
>>699568581
no, it's time for me to express myself the only way I know how
4:1 down
>>699568541
He's going to be dressed as some big buff asian guy so he will be easy to spot out.
>>699568625
i'm gonna have to strap you down if you dont
>>699568593
tina you look totally high
Chocolate milkshakes for everyone !
>>699568625
Suicide? Please, let it be suicide.
-Ryan
God I can't believe our current manager is a fucking nip.
At least it's better than the previous faggot.
>>699568687
you might be able to stop my physical body, but this burning yearning flame is forever
also where did you guys put my cp?
Who the fuck replaced the mayo with cum?
guys, i´ve got an idea
>>699568738
get back to work randy
>>699568738
They prob taste like shit
>>699568791
awful idea
>>699568791
that's stupid, you're fired.
ok guys get ready for the lunch rush
>>699568541
>>699568591
>>699568593
>>699568633
all of you are correct.
I got a hipster faggot out front asking if we have any job vacancies. Has Kenneth killed himself or what?
Can someone draw a smiley face with ketchup on my Filet o' Fish? Thanks.
>>699568969
sir, he never even officially worked here in the first place...
>>699568969
not yet, still sculpting
*has a bad day*
*brings m4*
*recks up the place*
*shoots self in brain with beretta*
>>699568917
WHERE'S THE HAMBURGER MEAT
FUCK KENNETH
>>699568541
>>699568591
>>699568593
>>699568633
>>699568919
>one happy meal please
For the last time STOP USING YOUR JIZZ AS MAYO
OH SHIT THIS GUY JUST WALKED IN WHAT DO
>>699569143
Would you like a hamburger, mcnuggets, or a little something extra *wink*
Guys im calling into work late again today...
>>699569068
Dammit Ryan, stop daydreaming and empty the fryers.
>>699569198
place his order retard
is this your first day or something
>>699569249
That's actually Kyle, sir. I'm Ryan, I'm on break right now and loving life
>>699566533
I'm fucking a dog in the bathroom
>>699569184
well what the fuck am I supposed to use Kenneth took all the mayo to help mold together the hamburger phalluses
>>699569198
allahu akbar, my friend
>>699569318
while you're in there make sure nobodies flushed any tampons
>>699569198
Fuck him like the camel he is
>>699569372
Mohammed get back here with my camel!
I wasn't done
I demand 20 an hour.
>>699569318
Make sure to leave a mess
>>699569507
You can get it if you bring your sisters with you, Ali.
>>699569507
45 an hour or I go on strike, I need to feed my 17 mud babys
this guy just ordered a big mac and wants to know if we have change for a hundred
I hope you had a good piss brad
>>699569592
Bring your sisters Mo.
>>699569655
we always have change for a richfag
>>699569507
Done.
But I had to cut off the Janitor's pay to do so, so you're now in charge of sucking him off 5 times a day.
I'm the new Janitor btw
I'll cum in all the sauces and whipe my dick on every burger, salade, tomato,... I see
>>699569801
get ready big boy
you'll be skinnier than Mutombo when im done with you
>>699569861
how do you think we made the special sauce?
Do we have literofcola?
>>699570059
no we only sell gallonofcola products
>>699569965
...Does this mean we can go home now?
>>699566598
Carl I sincerely hope you washed your hands before starting your shift this time.
>I still remember last time...
>>699570169
yeah
>>699569965
>April fools !
>>699570205
how many came down with typhoid?
>>699570256
I'm still going home
>When you jizz in all the big mac sauce
>>699569984
can i have a video of how to make the special sauce?
>>699570282
About 22 were confirmed. It was not as bad for business as expected but it was still bad in general. We even had to put up the new sign:
"employees must wash hands - Especially Carl"
>>699570475
Does semen count as hand sanitizer? Bear grilz does it
>>699567200
Dr deletus stopped by, he deleted a mexicans fetus
Real fucking funny guys, who put fake cum on this chicken burger?
>>699570589
id feed her some special sauces if you know what i mean
;^)
>>699570629
Didn't want everyone to find out this way, but...
I'm shooting blanks guys. Debra & I will never be able to have kids. She left me last Thursday.
...Can I still work up front or something??
>>699570572
Potent alcohol, sanitizing chemicals, or a fuck ton of salt.
Semen is more of a deodorant/skin lotion.
>>699570670
Uhh, Johnny, hr would like a word with you
>>699570762
you will take out the trash and you will like it
then you will report back for your next task
I made a Mc cake in the back who wants some
Where are the kids? You guys promised me kids.
>>699571120
They are doing anal training in the cold room right now.
>>699571080
Has anyone seen my mold collection? I keep it in the break room and I think someone threw it out or something
>>699571120
"Your a McDonald not a whore"
ALL THE HONEYMUSTARD IS MINE YOU NIGGERS
>>699571324
sharpie in pooper if i roll dubs
>>699571369
Fuck off Brian, 2 sauce per customer -- no exceptions.
>>699571212
We used it to make some special sauce.
whoever left the big shit in the women's room, your ass better go flush that mess
Fucking shut there is a tranny in the bathroom
>>699571712
Shut up, Jeoffrey. Go flush it yourself.
>>699567791
that face is a reaction to a girl talking about shitting on him in a sexual manner.
he does look weird though.
Hey guys we should call 911 a women said that a guy in a ski mask was watching her taking a piss.
Closing time. Good job crew we were not shut down!!!
>>699566598
Ill take some cyka nuggets please
who the fuck smeared shit all over the bathroom!
>>699572177
No, that's just Jimmy. He's almost retarded. Most of the time he doesn't rape them.
>>699572344
We are closed nigga gonto KFC
>>699572368
Kenneth of course
>>699572378
well Kenneth need to clean this shit up!
A niggress just ordered a number 4 extra cheese, mayo, mac sauce, meat, ketchup, no pickle/onion, mustard, large fry, and a large diet coke no ice, one grilled chicken fresh, and also 7 free water cups. She also refused to park for fresh grilled chicken.
Omar, drop the fucking curly fries you piece of shit. Stop eating the nuggets
>>699572734
better hurry up then white boy
Is that Woodside?
>>699572734
Just step back we will let the cops take control of her. And how the fuck she get in I thought we were closed. KENNETH COUNT YOUR DRAWER
Ill order two buttermilk crispy chickens and two egg mcmuffins and medium fries and a coke add ice and what dipping sauces do you have
>>699572734
give her the water cups but charge her for 7 large frappes instead. i dont think nigs can read so we're safe
I've been working here for two years. Can I have a raise?
>>699569763
But do i pay him in sheckels? I don't know if we have sheckels
>>699572961
Raise these cups and stock them in order. Here is your happy meal thank you
>>699566533
I burn the place down with Jew Juice
Whoever keeps stealing shit from the staff room, quit it.
>>699573087
Its that nigga kenneth
>>699572929
we closed 2 minutes ago you fat fucking faggot are you not following the thread?
>>699572961
i'll raise you to reach the noose, but thats about it david.
>>699573087
Does this mean I need to return previously stolen box of limited edition cups, orrrrr--?
>>699570589
Here, have a free happy meal for making the world a better place.
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK WE ARE BEING ROBBED AT GUNPOINT!
>>699567833
Fucking hell this loser
Alright guys, good job, I got your paychecks right here.
>>699567222
HOLY SHIT, I need to call Adam for this.
yeah Adam need to the rope to lynch the niggs again
>>699568117
It's following him
>it's alive
>IT'S ALIVE!
>>699567290
>mickey Ds
are you sure it's not a gay club
>>699566598
I'll take a whopper with kingnuggets, nigger.
We need 8 more 10:1 and 6 more 4:1
>>699573794
kill yourself
>>699566802
Can I have your toy?
They've got dragon dildos for kids tho.
HOLY SHIT someone shot ken at the drive through
>>699566666
>>699574157
who the fuck cares about ken
>>699566598
Ill take the sirloin, medium, with mash potatoes and green beans please
FUCK!
Adam got shot and killed by them niggas!
are we closed? because threre a guy still here with a red hoodie on, he look fucking creepy
tfw cant get a job in the mds i need
Ay there cunt, got a job?
>>699574157
Ken was an asshole. Dibs on his wallet.
>>699574729
yeah we got one it's where you clean the shit on the walls on the bathroom
Uh, yeah, I'll take a McDouble thanks
>>699574849
How the fuck did the shit get onto the wall?
Singing in the kitchen:
"There's a kind of hush, all over the world, tonight..."
>>699574977
some guy smeared shit on to the wall
All right McFaggots! I want five McNigglets! Take two of those McNigglets away! I also want a cup filled with EVERYTHING at the fountain drink machine! Do I make myself clear?!
I got fired to day I said to the boss if we fire me it will be like shandy hook and he stilled fired me.
Some of you are all right so don't come tomorrow
>>699575326
next you will say turn on cnn in 20 mins
can I have double cheese burger deluxe with large etax frys
>>699576352
Sir, I'll have to ask you to wait in line like all the other people.
>>699576352
look get out of here you hobo
If dubs, I suicide bomb the place. Allaaaaaahuuuu akbaaaaaaabaaar infidels
Dammit Pajeet, use the fucking toilet!
>>699576518
fuck you I want a double cheese burger
>>699576699
Sir, you have no idea how much pickles we're putting on your cheeseburger after this.
>>699567143
Here's a massive shit I found in the cash register. Put it on a bun.
>>699576609
fuck off you sand nigger
WERE OUT OF MCNUGGETS
>>699577095
it's hell on earth!
>>699577095
holy shit!
>>699575089
i was trying to spell zozzle
>>699577095
this is how wars start
Can i habe happymeal ples?
>>699577095
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>699577662
no you pink fuck
>>699566533
> shits on the bathroom floor
> leaves early
>>699571212
Kenneth we don't have a break room
Guys something's wrong with the fryer.
>>699578116
oh shit nigger thugs matter is having another peaceful protest barracade the doors
Ummm excuse me, where are the pickles? I ordered fucking pickles on this burger.
>>699578116
I'm Suing this place
>>699578714
you have no case barely a scratch
>>699566598
Which meal comes with a mac-11?
>>699578714
Can i have that wit fries and a big coke please?
>>699579114
none we removed apple from the fruit bag
HOLY SHIT BOB IS SHOOTING UP THE PLACE RUN!
>>699580262
>>699575326
HE WAS'NT JOKING
