Maximum Cringe Thread
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Maximum Cringe Thread
>>699555065
"i hope that this text won't change anything in our friendship"
jesus.
>>699555302
yes just proceed as normal
ugh
>>699555065
Holy fucking shit. OC?
>>699555543
only reason why i made this thread cuz its oc
>>699555065
How many cucks would a woodcuck cuck if a woodcuck could cuck wood?
clarke is love
clarke is lyfe
And to top it off, they just say "What"
This shit made my night
>>699555450
>>699555616
WHAT ITS OC
god he's creepy...but i kinda want to see where this goes
text him "i'm thinking about it... can you leave me a voicemail of you singing? i want to hear your voice before i decide"
clarke is an alpha amongst betas, i look u ptoo him
boybanger69
>>699555956
oops let me clarify...
i know this kid who sent the text
irl hes not creepy just beta with girls
>>699555616
Let me guess, he's the classical fedora 'mlady' edgelord? Let's dox and swat him guys.
>>699555839
More of that fucker
>>699556270
no hes pretty cool honestly hes just a fag amongst girls
>>699556381
Aight fam. And you can say that again. Topkek
What'd she say after "what"?
>>699556550
forgot
>>699556550
i think something like
lol so funny
>>699556328
>>699555065
Everyone makes a Dick of themselves every now and then. Just let it blow over
>>699556769
would u kiss clarke /b/?
please stay on track and post cringe
>>699556971
i would suck his fucking face off then his dick
>>699556971
>tfw you will never incest clarke
>>699556971
He actually looks like a charming young gentleman.
>>699557165
thats because he is
what is clarke pointing at /b/?
>>699557458
italy
>>699557374
hahahahhah wow
>>699555065
>>699557458
refugees taking all the white women.
Clarke is redpilled as fuck
>>699556982
Jesus Christ that kid has problems
poop hehehehehehwhahahahahaha
poop is funny
lol im from reddit btw
heheheheh
>tfw clarke will never sneak a peek at your young budding breasts as you pin a boutineer onto the lapel of his 100% wool tuxedo jacket
clrake is alpha
>>699557954
kek
>>699558234
>filename
My fucking sides. Keep it up gents. This is now a Clarke Allen thread.
>>699557745
i am lmaoing @ ur life
>tfw no hobbit clarke to cuddle with at book of mormon study
good thing for him that he apparently has a stupidly rich family.
mind you, i was born into a nice middle class family, but look at that house and backdrop.
even with the autism, does it matter much for him? not like he isn't gonna be driving an audi a4 as a first car. or spend a solid five or six years at some ivy league school he will never pay a dime for...
>>699559499
our mormons alpha /b/?
>>699559871
>>699560037
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>>699560037
>>699560317
>>699560536
>hivemind
>>699559871
Yes, our Mormoms alpha.
>>699557458
Europe
get it? You're. Up.
btw
>accurate representation of how large Africa is
don't see that often
Who is this Clarke Allen?
Check em
>>699557687
Look at the child in the background holy kek the bitch is too busy taking selfies to take care of her children
>>699561035
Checked
>>699560869
Fuck Africa
Also Waterman Butterfly projection is clearly superior in every way
>>699557374
This is the end,
my only friend,
the end
>>699561070
WITNESSED
>>699561125
oh shit someone screen cap this idk how
>>699560389
You did it wrong
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>>699556270
wow how many buzzwords can you use in your attempt to fit in
kill yourself, idiot
>>699560911
The prettyboy of /b/
>>699555839
This is a joke, right?
>>699555065
>>699555616
>>699555956
tbh this is a pretty cunty thing to do
some guy just wants to get something off his chest and you go ahead and post it as cringe? fuck you
if you felt the same, you wouldn't be exposing his autistic ass would you?
i hope you get stuck in an abusive relationship you heartless skank
>>699561708
Virgin detected
>>699560918
>little girls is better
>>699560911
he is literally god
>>699561534
yer a joke
>>699561786
so you are saying this isn't a bitch move?
how would you like it if you were that guy?
>>699556982
I read it all and I wish I hadn't
>>699562094
i lost moses mkii but heres this friend :]
1
>>699561786
>>699561708
>>699562201
2
Some of you guys really need to follow this guide on how to save a damsel in distress and get to... touch her boobies xD it does actually work and im no longer virgin.
>>699562201
>>699562242
only indians can be this based and not even know it
>>699562087
>empathy
>on /b/
heh, nothin personnel kid
>>699557687
This isn't the type of cringe I wanted. This is the type that makes me incredibly angry
>>699556971
This guy has a gf what's your excuse
>>699561708
>>699562087
nothin personnel kid
>>699562087
*unzips katana*
>>699562381
that made me threw up a little
>>699562474
>personnel
>>699562242
act respect this guy
>>699562579
>>699562578
>>699562474
newfags like you guys have ruined /b/
fucking underage fags and edgelords have taken over cringe threads
>>699562561
im literally gonna hang myself with one of clarkes tie's now, thanks for ruining my life, asshole
>>699562191
Kid's parents need to do some tuning up. I would cut off the damn internet before I let my kid have a facebook that embarrassing. He clearly has some sort of social disorder as well that is going unaddressed.
>>699556982
i couldnt read it all. i just couldnt
>>699562789
The Patton Space Heater is a lovely lightweight heater that produces a great deal of heat. There are two knobs on the front. One is a thermostat and the other has modes of one and two. Mode one makes it hot. Mode two makes it fire-hot! I usually turn it on a just keep the thermostat all the way over to the end. If you leave it on any lesser settings, the space heater will turn on and off intermittently. This may help you to not get too hot but I do not like it. I prefer constant heat until I decide to turn it off.
I have never tested the automatic shut-off if tipped over.
The front of it does get super hot. No one in my household has burned themselves; however. We have used it in the bathroom and it really heats up a small room. It is a quick and hot space heater!
>>699562789
its summer.
also implying /b/ even had a golden era.
just post cringe and sip your coffee and internally cry like i am.
>>699562627
>Call me up swag
What even
>>699557687
fake. proven fake a year ago
>>699562789
This is b8
>>699562789
Unzips katana is pretty funny.
>>699562789
>doesn't know about Coldsteel the Hedgehog
>takes everything literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXW91HkbSKs
>>699563497
Please kill yourself. End your life tonight, for the good of everyone. I'm not being cute. I'm not trolling. I'm just stating that, in all sincerity, your life is not worth the oxygen and calories it takes to sustain.
>>699563497
XXDD
YEAH LMAO SO FUKCING FUNNY HA AH HA DAE LE OMG LAFF AT FEH UNSIPS KETANA XDXDXD
>>699563741
>>699563630
How did you find this? Are you the guy who made it?
>>699563741
Smatty patty bro damn
>>699564155
It's time to stop
>>699562627
do u even kno wat cringe is look in the fucking mirror
>>699557745
if a poor dude who knows shit about the dating culture where ever you live and who does not or just barely speak the respective language, you`re the problem, not them
>>699564224
lol dis guy
>>699562242
i wish i had a friend like Asif.
>>699564367
>mocking 90e kids
Yes because I'm only 19 faggot here let me help you
Shall I post about fucking wizard of oz since you must be such an old faggot that can't just let everyone enjoy their Jackie chan.. Adventures nostalgia I'll beat you the fuck down on some golden eye while drinking my blueberry hug juice faggot.. Then I'll milk carton stomp your ass until I get my gameboy advanced taken away its ok though I'll borrow my mom's LG chocalate to arrange a meetup to super soak your ass I'll ride my ripstickthere after I figure out how the fuck two wheels works this way. Maybe I'll just ride my heelys. See you then faggot but I gotta be back before the street lights come on
>>699562648
>>699562789
not knowing the reference
>>699557855
Girl on the far left is proud as fuck
>>699560163
Wtf?
>>699560037
Joseph Smith?????
>>699564587
i kinda got lost reading that because im eastern standard time and its 5am here but if you wanna meet up at 8bit games on 3rd in manhattan ill play you in super street fighter 2 turbo
>>699560163
>im kidding
>wat if im not lol
top fucking kek how is it possible to be so cringey that it's not even cringey anymore
>>699564367
She looks like a fucking witch when she's smiling
>>699562474
>>699562578
Thanks coldsteel the hedgehog
>>699564587
summer is over in a couple weeks so it's time to go back to whatever hole you crawled out of
Posting real cringe
>>699564881
the cringe continues
>>699564977
Nigga is that pubic hair?
>>699564989
at least im contributing
>>699564977
is that a hairnet or pubes?
>>699564926
here's the complete image in all glory
>>699556769
Shit dude he's a Mormon!
>>699565075
What the fuck is this?
Shit like this makes me think I must genuinely be in the top 1% of humans who aren't just a fucking waste of space. Why are none of them onto it?
>>699565160
Ahh.. That dislikse list always manage to put a smile on my face
>>699565263
Kek I did that once
Once
>>699565263
i have so many burns on my hands this gets me every time
>>699565160
I'm amazed to see posters who don't know this picture. I thought it was mandatory viewing for all 4gaggers
>>699557112
Mormons and incest. I think Calrke is in my county.
>>699557458
He is pointing at France, but his finger is over Italy.
So its either "Europe", "France" or "Italy".
>>699565446
i didnt bother posting it assuming someone already did i cant believe it took 120+ poasts
>>699564005
What
>>699557458
He's a Mormon yo he's doing his mission there. I'm going to find this kid mark my words.
>>699564587
>>699555065
heh
>>699556971
i wouldn't kiss clark but i would diddle his peedee
bump
>>699564587
Yo dumbass we used gameboy colours in the 90s.
>>699565971
Noice
>>699565971
ty for leaking info
she deserves whatever shit is coming her way
>>699564622
I cringed
>>699566131
what info? lmao
this is now a Lucas Werner thread.
>how to meme
#feelthewern
This the real cringe
>>699555065
>>699566037
It's "GameBoy Color," bribing
Your point I'd good tho I don't think GBA was around in 90s like that... That printer tho, dick related
>>699556971
I have herpes so yes
>>699555065
Tits or gtfo
You know the rules
>>699558196
Bullshit
>>699565971
her last message means: I really dont think thats funny.
>>699563741
lost
>>699561041
did u even read the text
>>699562191
is it bad that when i read his i hate the sun post i thought PRAISE THE SUN BITCH!
>>699556539
>>699556270
Fucking degenerate
>>699567038
I always hate this argument, because it fails to address the fact that the girl you take on a date is into you where is a prostitute is not.
You have to be a sociopath to really enjoy fucking a hooker, yea she might be hot but in reality its just not fun.
>>699562789
>>699556971
I could see him pulling this off
Bitches be trippin at this kids amazing toned figure.
>>699566934
I like what this thread has become
>>699566487
I don't get it?
>>699565971
>Screenshot
>>699566487
WTF
There are so many things wrong with this.
>>699567837
Excessive paste = fried components and cpu
>>699566487
holy shit that guy is retarded
>>699564684
>look mom I made a poo
>>699563386
how
>>699555065
what's wrong with this?
>>699557112
>Cousin
Nothing wrong with that it's not like it's her brother or something
>>699555616
tits or gtfo
>>699556270
fuck off whiteknight
>>699563630
well that was a suprise but fyi wrong thread buddy
>>699557954
THAT'S MY BOI RICK
>>699566934
everyone here knows german you kraut
>>699556539
>>699556270
Either admit you are baiting
Or just fucking leave
The am mount of buzzwords you used are fucking God awful
Did your big brother just tell you about all the dank memes yesterday, sport?
>>699560911
The Flash
>>699566487
oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>699562242
That's cool I've only ever seen the first picture, glad to know salman and mudasir are both asifs best friends
Does anyone have that video of the retarded australian ginger cunt doing all that stupid shit? Like he would walk into the women's dunnys and dance like a mad cunt.
Anyone?
>>699562627
This nigha is alpha as fuck man
>>699563320
Glad to see i'm not the only one who appreciates that line
>>699561113
Intimate friend, the end...
>>699562191
MAXIMUM CRINGE ACHIEVED
>>699563081
I see this every time and cringe
just as hard every time
>>699563780
>try force
>>699566934
>>699567827
me: me neither
her: why do you stuff like that?
me: i think thats pretty obvious
her: ... idk what i can say to this
me: say what u think
her: i dont want to think about this
me: atleast give me a response then
her: I cant do that, im sorry
her: idk if thats a joke. But i cant do that. relationships. and stuff like that. And this right here wasnt more than what it is
her: I dont want to hurt you and im SURE that i can just forget this.
me: i understand
her: good, sorry i still really would like to keep texting with you. I cant do this long distance relationship kind of stuff
then i revealed that i was joking and she blocked me lmao
>>699564977
the best door lock
>>699562690
>le necro-skullfuck
all of my wat
>>699563131
more tasty pasta plz
>>699566487
hahahahahaha this made me actually fucking laugh out loud. Did not think MSI would be that retarded to even release this/
>>699567478
explain
>>699564005
wouldfuck/10
>>699569161
Now now, lets use a few amount of brain cells now. protip: It explains itself....
>>699560918
>boy love Pakistan
>>699569098
lurk moar faget
Guys I desperately need the video of the retarded ginger faggot doing stupid dances and acting all sorts of stupid shit.
>>699569396
>use a few amount of braincells
Dat one month of free English tutorials
How about an brazilian tranny with no lower body doing le sexy dance to beyonce?
>Piyah Martell
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiQIwAqKFCs
>>699568827
fuken lel, maybe she'll unblock you eventually
>>699556270
>>699556539
>>699568827
fuck you, she was nice
>>699570005
>she was nice
>opened a "Maximum Cringe" thread by mocking the exact same guy
>>699569950
>>699556982
>and stop worshipping 9/11
LoL
>>699556982
>future homeland
>>699561125
>>699561070
>>699561035
Are you retarded?
TWITCH RAID
twitch tv/natarshaau
pathetic gamer grill who thinks she deserves followers and views for having tits
>>699568486
This kid wouldn't know what alpha was if he was raped by a silverback gorilla.
>>699570476
get the fuck out of here you god damn shill
>>699570476
bump
>>699570476
>tits
>nocam stream
>>699556270
summer
>>699570476
Shes actually pretty good at CS.
>>699565738
Yeah, that's what I was going to write. It's the only thing that makes sense.
>>699570476
bumper
>>699562381
>>699556982
Young Elliott Rodgers
Mega cringe.
>>699565738
Photo evidence that he went to Italy on mission:
>>699559653
Clarke with some Italians
>>699563282
I hope that kid got his ass kicked for real
>>699562440
>lovin' curry
>sandnigger names
Those are Pakis, son.
>>699564212
>>699568827
>then she blocked me
good.
You're the reason broken hearts choose dildos and vibrators over men.
>>699563282
fucking woops thats a status ruined me
>>699564977
"Resident Ass Spelunker" was a nice touch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8
>>699561969
If his Mormonism comes to fruition, he literally will be.
>>699565372
disliksia
>>699571399
she rejected him lol
what are you even saying
>>699565382
kek
>>699562579
I just came from laughing so hard.
>>699563282
This is the best thing I have ever read
>>699561312
Why the fuck.
>>699571399
excellent cringe fuel
>>699557745
what's that fucking liberal doing holding a commie rifle like that
>>699556982
He will shoot up his school by his senior year. Mark my words this kids should have been aborted.
>>699556982
>>699557954
Das sum nice tiddies
>>699556270
Get off your computer, do something else!
>>699563497
*LE UNZIPES KATANAE* xDDDDDDDDDDDD SO FUNE IM A TEERS1!1!1!!2!2!!2!2!-!2!2!2!2233
>>699565053
nigger
>>699572622
The fuck man.
>>699565075
calling her right now
thank you so much for posting that anon
>>699559653
He stands a safe arms length distance from calm but savage niggers in case of sudden chimp out
>>699558234
That ain't even cringe. She is on it
>>699562242
>>699562201
omfg lol
ty so much
>>699566487
THIS ISN'T REAL, IT CAN'T BE
>>699566490
Lost so fucking hard!!
>>699559871
in my experience they kinda are
>>699561188
im sure this guy is making mad cash with that
http://www.sudomemo.net/user/5363C2F02CCC3C08@DSi
This community and individual is fucking trash
>>699567556
Holy fucking shit dude. Whoever this was is probably humiliated publicly by now
>>699566680
Whats wrong with that, i have this as my lockscreen. It justt shows people what i enjoy
>>699556982
Yes. I knew it would be Moses, King of Cringe.
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDKdfHEGA0
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM
4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJA1Vru44V8
6) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG7UbCOYwS0&t=1m18s
7) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9LrJoVRpc
8) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
9) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2Raxl-QZk
10) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
11) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvnuBEulbQ
12) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
13) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
14) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfjcazPbNA
15) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE
16) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZi4h7yaqu8
17) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
18) http://youtu.be/LsGLBI2WA7Q
19) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
20) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEnkdNtBlPM
21) http://youtu.be/dxINK2165sI
22) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
23) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE
24) http://youtu.be/xopAwVYlivw
25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo
26) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9LgFPC5g
27) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY Aitor
28) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI
29) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egR0NeC15lg
30) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM Summertime
31) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=098ctCCNmNQ
32) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJxr4QJzx4 doodman
33) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjN-CsZBzo0
34) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI otherkin
35) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y_5b1JsIs4 furries declined
36) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tT1ALOw2Zw weeaboo in public
Personal favs
36) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI
37) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxQgRSF6pc
38) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk
Brony calling dad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY
>>699556270
>>699556539
Sure fitting into the thread
>>699567995
>>699567995
How? Because its pleb tier redpill trolling.
Thats how.
>>699558074
i can still dream tho
>>699574458
23 has some great faces if you can pause at the right time
>>699572696
/thread
>>699558074
>tfw clarke will never sneak a peek at your young budding breasts as you pin a boutineer onto the lapel of his 100% wool tuxedo jacket
I'm tying the noose right now
>>699557954
Alphagrams
>>699560163
>talkingtomom.jpg
>>699562578
>Personnel
>>699563741
Lost at this cringe
>>699570956
I know I was atleast expecting 9gag.
>>699566487
jesus fucking christ
>>699571064
After you see the video you'll be more impressed than anything
It's pretty amazing they got into every event on camera and dabbed
>>699568827
that sounds really fake cause both speak english and german in a row without any sense
