Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699506755
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Best fox is claimed
Real blood here
AMA
Britain should annex Ireland.
Does anyone want to play some games ever? I usually play CSGO, Day Z, War Thunder, Red Orchestra, GTA V, etc. Pretty much anything.
Day Z is probably my favorite.
I think Galil would like Day Z, honestly. He seems like the type that would enjoy that hyper realistic stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOlvVO8mna0
>>699514599
What if the police search for her body?
>>699514809
>Not Galil
>>699514891
Real crip here
Kill yourself you bloodshit
Still here
>>699514704 (smug)
I'm just trying to get through the first game. That's the one I've had the most fun with.
>>699514235
boo :C maybe next time
>>699514704
just get it from TPB. its not worth $6
>>699513937 #
Fuck dude after a few days of dark souls 2, am scared 2 play
>>699514011 #
I always wanted to play that game. It reminds me of spore
>>699514235 #
Wew lad. How fast did you go?
>>699514905
Got any fighting games?
>>699514955
Picture.
Saber claim
still here
>>699513485
I want her
>>699514097
>>699514012
yeah its pretty hot
>>699513915
i wish i knew what that meant is it good or bad either way hello
>>699514435
oh yes im also quite clean and I like to look better than most people so I gues the dirtys stuff is not true
>>699514435
I will
>>699514540
its just what people who need something to hate see as bad none of it really matters morals are imaginary
>>699514965
Galil is a jew, therefore can't be best
Claimed.
>>699514833
Cyka blyat.
>>699514905
>Day Z
Hackers and kids
shit
double shit
triple shit
get banned for cheating when you dont cheat
report cheaters flying around map with vid
nothing done about it
shit
>D.va claimed again.
>>699514704
150 mph average speed. I want to get a helmet mount by next Sunday so I can record it.
>Also, it's habbening on Tuesday.
>>699515004
Said she's on vacation, so we might do it tomorrow.
>>699515055
take a pic with timestamp
>>699515055
>morals are imaginary
and this is why you push people away,
you take things too far and don't consider how others feel about it
>>699515014
Not really. Been thinking of getting into them, though. I'm big into shooting and survival stuff.
>>699514900
I annexed ur mum xD lol
>>699514905
One hyper-realistic morning, I opened my hyper-realistic eyes, only to find that my hyper-realistic sheets had been torn off my hyper-realistic bed and strewn about my hyper-realistic room. I decided, with my hyper-realistic brain, to jump out of my hyper-realistic bed to find the cause of this, only to notice that, when my hyper-realistic feet touched the hyper-realistic carpet, it was damp.
Looking down with my hyper-realistic eyes, I saw that it was covered in hyper-realistic blood. I opened my hyper-realistic mouth to scream, but hyper-realistic blood started to pour out, and my hyper-realistic eyes became filled with hyper-realistic blood-tears. Due to a massive loss of hyper-realistic blood, I died, and then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out.
>>699515075
But ur a jew
>>699515151
что ты хочешь?
Claimu
What did i miss?
>>699514618 (Saber)
Huh. Tbh I feel as if no one online would know much about it except for a few people who are rarely online.
>>699515163
I have 500 hours on that game and I've never seen any of that happen ever. I've had my BS moments but nothing like that. Are we even talking about standalone?
>>699515004
High end taste.
Claiming best girl of ever.
>>699515440
чтho
>>699515525
I went outside.
>>699515374
I knew someone would do this.
>>699514809
I prefer Galil, but she doesn't look half bad
>>699514905
Once I get a PC DayZ is rather high on my list (Once I get Arma of course)
>>699515055
I'm not saying
:^)
>>699515075
>>>>>>>>>imblidjgn
>>699515151
>Cyka
>Not suka
Youre's basipally a meem
>>699515011
Might as well just get it from TPB its not worth $60
>>699515252
where is she at?
>>699515584
Thanks! Asuka is a bamf
>>699515584
Evangleon is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Just like assuka ;^)
>>699515526
Yeah Eu occasionally appears I think Shiki was there too when it happened. Why'd you ask?
>Be back in a couple minutes gotta do something
Time to give E-4 a spin.
>>699515659
At what time? did you walk the dogs or something?
How are you doing?
>>699515374
But I'm not a jew
>>699515746
Who puts a bottle opener on a gun?
>>699514989
How far are you into it?
>>699515004
>>699515825
Tpb?
>>699515252
DO IT
>>699515525
Nothing. As usual
>>699515746
Do you have a Steam account now so I can go ahead and add you?
>>699515055
I can't tell what's going on here.
All i see is a frozen dude licking a tit.
>>699515825
Don't mention it, and she certainly is!
>>699515851
That's rude..
Nevermind I guess I'm staying
>Penny Claim
>The internet friends I usually hang out with are being fucking retards again.
>>699515440
Душа вашего ребенка.
>>699515746
DayZ is kinda fuckin shitty tbh.
>And there isn't a whole lot of progression atm.
>>699516148
Pretty far I think. Beat Ornstein and Smough not too long ago, beat a few other bosses here and there.
>>699516256
Tfw your IRL friends are either douches or retarded
>>699516148
Ah, that's a shame but at least it's nothing bad.
>>699516243
You the Asuka i spoke to?
>>699516062
5 PM to 8 PM. Just dinner at my grandma's and driving around. Doesn't really matter how I feel. You?
>>699516148
ThePirateBay
Anyone have the megumeme dropbox?
>>699516144
I mean, why not?There's no reason against it.Same could be said for wire cutters, glass breakers, etc.
>>699516173
I haven't signed in for so long it needs me to confirm from a separate device.Sorry AK.
>>699516256
Hey Penny
>le m&m song plays
>>699516397
Progression is gay anyway.
>>699515938
Have fun with that
I'lll be here farming e-1
>>699516320
Вы один с ребенком
>>699516486
>You the Asuka i spoke to?
That I am.
>>699515825
On her way to Blossom Valley. Probably to visit her girlfriend or something, I dunno.
>>699516078
Hi cutie~
>>699516148
I'll try! But I'm stretching my money really thin as it is right now!
>>699516727
Are you the cancer Assuka?
>>699516658
no
I'm back from earlier
>who wants a hug
>I am not lettuce
>>699514905
Ay, be sure to ask this multiple times, man. There are plenty of people who I'm sure would be open to vidya
>>699516478
>My IRL friends are fine
>But for some ungodly reason
>My internet friends think that "Gay" and shouting random bullshit are the best insults right now
>and for some reason I'm being targeted for their "trash talk"
>I need better friends
These faggots are why I like playing solo or just going online random.
>>699516679
Galil~ I watched a video about top 5 most reliable guns
>You were in it.
>The guy said you were better than AK.
>>699515746
you bastard
>>699516242
its hot stuff my dude
>>699515327
is it not true its just a collective what is supposed to be right and wrong I mean stealing is supposed to be wrong but you can do it who cares if someone says oh its wrong it means nothing
>>699516756
Why are you saying hi to yourself?
>>699513823
Hey shinoa
>>699513915
Always good
>>699516877
Ay, it's good prince
>>699516877
>tight hugs
do you like lettuce though?
>>699516681
I don't speak Bandit, start speaking english.
>>699516799
No, sorry, I'm the Tulpabro.
>>699516756
oh ok, well what are you up to now?
>>699516877
I do love hugs
>>699516679
All good, Galil. I'll just give you mine in case you figure something out later.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/CommunistAnimeGirl/
feel free to enjoy the cringe that is my Russian obsession.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNzuWJHYpjY
>>699516398
What's your favorite boss so far?
>>699516593
Fuck..
>>699516756
Oh. Then don't do ir mang. Is no good
>>699516877
>
Earlier?
>>699516592
>Doesn't really matter how I feel
Now don't be like that.
Anyway, i'm fine, just listening to music again but i'm going to set up a ton of SSBB mods and get into it again.
>>699516727
Long time no see! how have you been?
>>699517048
I'm not good? ;-;
>>699517074
One assuka has skin cancer
>>699516681
>Have fun with that
I'lll be here farming e-1
Still no Akitsu uh?
Tough luck.
I hope I get Aquila or Nimu during my E-4 clears, so I have less to farm.
>>699517066
Es nerunāju amerikaniski, sāc runāt latviski.
>>699517048
Ayyy whats good fran?
>hugs
>>699517064
Uhh... I dont eat lettuce straight up but I dont mind eating it with salad and stuff
>hugs back
>>699517134
Hugs are great, arent they~?
>tight hugs
>>699517180
I was posting earlier smuggles
>tight hugs
>>699517235
You're just a memer tbh.
>>699517177
more :x
>>699517405
Qué
>>699517183
Pretty good friendo. Just got back from a Holiday which was nice.
How are you?
>>699517235
Well, that's grim.
>>699517045
I'm saying hi to you!
>>699517134
Nothing really. Sitting outside next to these helmet liners that I tried to clean earlier.
>I should probably clean my own as soon as I get home actually, it's probably dirty as fuck.
>>699517180
Ya, it'll probably be a few weeks till I start having excess cash again.
>>699517180
My favorite, as bullshit as it sounds, was probably Ornstein and Smough. I could feel myself getting better with each attempt, and it was the boss where I had the most satisfaction of beating. Either OnS or Quelaag
>>699517470
Meanie ;-;
>>699517470
You can be discount lettuce then :^)
>more hugs
>>699516910
Its true though.Galil was developed because AK wasn't reliable enough in the desert.
>What position was she
>If she wasn't #1 what was
>>699517038
It means "You crazy ass mother fucking psychopath"
Its just a joke though, don't worry I love you
>>699517045
>Qt spotted
Hey Koume
>>699517066
Zatknis' suka pedik
>>699517151
>CommunistAnimeGirl
I was expecting different.
I am pleased.
I'll bookmark it so I remember to friend you.
I'm back
>>699517235
The not troll but hug prince
>>699517470
Enjoyed the bit of Dune you saw?
What's with the hate towards 3D characters?
>>699517180
lol what?
>>699517470
fucking lovem
>the tightest hug
>>699517567
all backed up with your head goop
>>699517183
Sorry. Enjoy the Smash.
>>699517766
>>699517838
Troll? You're mean! ;-;
>>699517705
She was #1 ^^
>>699517909
Hold up, is that you Limpybro?
>>699517401
>Rarity 7 according to wiki
I'm tempted to give up.
But atleast i got some alright ships as normal drops.
>>699517866
3DPD.
>They're not 2D
>3D is fucking garbage
>FEW acceptions
>3D is much closer to real and real is bad.
>>699517048
Hi franny
>>699517470
Really now? And i missed it?
>>699517567
Hey man that's understandable
>>699517628
I felt good beating a "boss" in ds2. Really big dude withva giant sword. Then his brother with the hammer was a pain
>>699517766
I c u
>>699517909
Saying fuck cause i should've known better
>>699517549
Doing decent , Stomach kinda hurts.
listening to music and playing vidya, like always.
>>699517952
It's alright, just got a negative vibe.
>>699518185
She probably doesn't have a high droprate.
Understandable given the rarity, even if she's kinda useless.
>>699518187
Why do they get so much hate though?
It's like /mu/ and metal
>>699517640
I'm just telling you how it is fam
>>699517679
Top kek, I'm not going by that
>hugs back
>>699517736
Hi back I'm dad
>>699517766
Renge!
>hugs
>>699517838
IT was okay. Coulda been better. Ill stop by later
>>699517909
Same dude!
>thats a tight hug
>hugs back equally as tight
>>699517985
hes right you know
>>699518258
Yup! But i'm here now dont worry~
>>699518307
I tend to do that.
>>699518022
This gave me the warmest, smugest smile I've ever had.Thank you for telling me about that video.
>>699517952
Hey Shiro!
>>699518258
How are you?
Claiming
>>699518427
Hi Fran, what ya up to?
>>699518258
>noticed
>>699518399
*tight hugs*
>>699517952
Hey hey, how are you?
>>699517766
Nyanpasu
>>699518399
If you say so
Discount Lettuce
>>699518307
Oh? Eaten something bad or just general stomach ache?
I'm just chilling with FMA: Brotherhood.
>>699518258
Last Giant? Sounds kind of familiar. I haven't played much of DaS2 yet.
>>699518051
That depends which one?
>>699518258
lol. I wish kat was still around. tpb sucks now
>>699518399
>OOOHHHH YEAH
>>699517705
long as you love me you can call me whatever you like
>>699517766
Nyanpasuuuuu!
>>699517909
Kinda. At least it's not like these ones. Dads first helmets, they never washed them. I sat here scrubbing out what I could by hand, then just threw them in the washer. They're as good as I can get them and they still have heavy discoloration.
>>699518258
Oh ya, Smugs. Tuesday, me, Freedom Bote, possibly Squid, gunna be hanging out irl!
>>699518420
Your welcome
>Tfw I'm sitting here wondering if I should just give up on my dipshit friends and look for new internet friends.
>I mean... Theres only so much stupid I can handle at this point.
>>699518639
The Irish one. From /ksg/
>>699518687
What if I love you but I also want to call you NiggerFaggot.
>>699518545
I'm fine, just kicking back with some music. How about you?
>>699518559
How far in are ya?
>>699518545
How are things~?
>>699518547
shut up sachi
>>699518639
>YEAAAAAH
>>699517705
But I'm not cute
>>699517567
But how?
I'm not cute!
>>699518813
Just hit ep29. Ed finds out who Wrath the Furious is.
>>699518402
Just try to be happy about yourself.
>>699518559
Probably ate too much or something, i only eat one meal a day though.
Sounds comfy, glad to hear that.
>>699518687
So how are you doing, Mr. whatever you like?
>>699518687
Negr.
That's Russian.
For nigger.
Negr pedik.
>>699518738
You might as well.Its the internet though, everyone's retarded.
>>699518998
Don't even try to >imply that.
>>699518399
You kinda have to watch it all to make any sense if it, or read the book
>>699518519
Chilling in shino's stream
Just watched Dune
>>699519092
Well, I won't presume to give you advice on dietary practices. But I hope you feel better soon!
>newfags can't blacktext
>>699518051
Asuka and Rei <3
>>699519223
Yeah but its a different level of retardation
>They act like edgy 12 year olds
>The worst part is that some of them might be twelve.
My only problem is that I'm a bit lazy and don't know where to find new internet friends that aren't completely mentally deficient
>>699518547
Nyanpasu sneaky sachi
>>699518703
Nyanpasu! What's up makoto?
>>699518813
Doing just about the same right now. Been playing my uke all day.
>>699518997
Doing pretty solid, what about you?
>>699519340
> fucking newfag kys
>>699519405
Gods gift
>>699519240
Ooh okay. I'll have to do that some time :)
>>699519340
>(You)
>>699519453
I'm glad to hear that
I'm doing well. Pretty tired tho
Really late reply.
>>699515861
Since I lurked for so long, I started recognizing who claimed from what series and the Project Beach /waifu/ was an aid. Hell, there's still a few I don't recognize even now. But from the pic I noticed people who rarely post/haven't seen post/no longer post, and Charlotte was among them. Here, take a look for yourself.
>Laura.
>>699519092
Sorry, it never works.
>>699519453
Didn't know you played an instrument. Or maybe I did, I'm a forgetful person these days.
>>699519486
> newfag
>>699519614
Newfag >kys
>>699518756
Nope. sorry
>>699518703
yeah I doubt it will look any better than that
>>699518997
>WOOOOOOOOOO
>>699518997
Hey don't be mean Discount Lettuce
you still give the best hugs
>>699519754
My bad, apologies.
>>699519614
I recommend the book
>>699519628
Oh now I see what you mean
>>699519729
>failing the green text
Nice job fam. Take another (You)
>>699519754
So how are you doing?
>>699519809
No hugs until you stop calling me that
>>699519916
I'll read it some time then~
>>699518399
Yay!
>>699518427
Doing fine. You?
>>699518545
>light gasp!
>>699518562
I wouldn't know what they were called. Thought i was getting then got wrecked by the hammer dude and then there were like 8 more ;_;
>>699518639
>all these acronyms im not familiar with
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699518703
AWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA NICE! I know there's some anon in texas but we're hours away from one another. Except for one who lives in the same city as me. But he doesn't want to meet :(
>>699519446
Just cut ties with them, make good friends playing GMod or Insurgency or something.
>>699519809
Why discount tho?
>>699519630
I play several, but most only on and off. Has school started back for you yet?
>>699519614
Go to bed then! No sense staying up when you're tired unless there's still work to do.
>>699519994
What have you been up to lately?
>>699519285
Well thanks, you listening to anything?
>>699519630
Sorry to hear that, maybe watch or listen to something cheerful.
>>699520068
That's not my picture
Nice hat though 9/10 would wear.
>>699520103
Starting up in three days, not too happy about it. But it's out of my control.
>>699520175
I'll just stick to my antidepressants, maybe that'll help.
>>699520068
Yeah gonna try that.
>Penny~
>>699519989
Just only read the first three books, it goes down hill from there
>>699519994
I am good
>>699519989
;-;
don't do this to me discount lettuce
>>699520080
because new prinz is full priced lettuce
>>699519896
np np
>>699519989
I'm doing alright. probably going to bed soon. werk.
>>699519994
THERES SO MANY ITS HARD TO KEEP TRACK
>>699520175
Nah I've got headphones on for FMA. I can't do the whole multi tasking thing.
>>699518792
thats ok
>>699518924
hey akame
>>699519092
im ok going to play unturned with somepeople
>>699519223
the more you know
>>699519994
Where you at in Texas?
I'm also Texan
>>699519628
Is this the most up to date one? I wanna be added!
>>699519994
Sorry mate, it's a tough game series
>>699520336
I am new prinz
>>699519994
So how are you doing smuggles
>5 off
>rop
>>699520080
its a meme
>>699520103
Im good, thanks
>>699520293
Ooh okay. Downhill as in its just bad or what?
>>699520336
you heard me
>>699520380
Oh nice. You should sleep then!
>>699520550
>I wanna be added!
Unfortunately, it is no longer being updated, and nobody is willing to pick it up from the original anon who abandoned it.
>>699520646
you're lettuce then
>>699520647
can i call you half priced lettuce then?
>>699520405
i live ontario where are you
Nerfed Cowboy Claimed
>Best waifu
Just ahead of the TF2 Heavy
>>699520405
I will now affectionately call you NiggerFaggot. You are precious to me.
>>699520405
heyy
>>699520269
I hope they help then.
>>699520397
Ah, didn't know you were watching it right now.
Anything interesting happen while you weren't here?
>>699520405
Don't know what that is but glad you're okay then.
>>699520647
Not good, just continuing to continue
>>699520405
Is this entirely accurate for you?
>>699520647
Sleep is for the weak
>plus i have ice cream
>>699518998
Because you are a cute!
>A super cute!
>>699519453
Not much. Chillin till work, how bout you?
>>699519754
Yaaaa...oh well. It at least feels better.
I'd do mine tonight, but I need it in a few hours. So I'll just do it right when I get home tomorrow.
>>699519994
I know Nonon lives a few minutes from my work, and Shinoa 2.0 claims to live across the street from my work, but no plans to meet just yet. Nonon said they'd be down though.
>>699521105
Sorry, I really shouldn't be burdening you with my sadness.
>>699520646
you are new prinz. But not a worthy successor
>>699520877
THATS NOT ANY BETTER
>>699520967
its high noooooon
>>699521107
Ooh i see
>>699521105
Aye, just hit episode 30.
Other than my short holiday, life has been stunningly boring.
>>699521269
What sadness?
>>699520967
NOrf dis!
>>699519946
I even have a copy on my laptop to point out who I've seen/not seen post, but I don't have access to it rn because I'm not at home posting from mobile.
>>699520550
Yes, this one is up to date, t'was made when Hand-Kun left. Eu wad rhe ine who made it, you need to speak with them regarding that picture, though. Last I saw them was 2-3 weeks ago? I could be a bit off, someone else correct me with when they showed up last.
>>699520967
>>699520991
Nigger Faggots.
>>699521364
>>699521278
>not a worthy successor
Kek who the fuck are you? Just a massive faggot, just like him.
>>699520103
Nothing muchm you?
>>699520293
How's the kayaking thing?
>>699520380
DONT SAY IT TOO ME THEN! CAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE
>>699520419
Htown, fam
>>699520550
I know but i gotta man up
>>699520647
Im doing fine. Still at aunt's place and should go home soon. Just staying because its been a while since i last saw her
>>699520908
I live in isis now
>>699521031
this pleases me
>>699521063
that picture is cute poor kurome
>>699521105
free to play game tiss fun
>>699521145
think we went over this
most but not all
I want to tickled his nonexistent asshole
>>699521479
Damn mobile.
*was the one who made it.
>>699520269
Well hey, at least it should give you something to do, right?
>>699520646
>doesn't even hug
>>699521201
Just chilling, playing monaco
>>699521594
See above
>>699521658
Yea.
~Shiro
>>699521201
Jesus how many lives in your city?
>>699521658
Never heard of game
>smug
>>699521485
Negr pedik.
>>699521594
Ayy lmao I live about 45 minutes out of HTown.
>Galil
>>699521535
I dont know who you are, but would you want someone posting as your waifu and being complete autism?
>>699521594
Ooh i see. Having fun?
>>699521278
10% lettuce 90% hugs then?