Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
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Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
It has to be consensual
>>699507187
be careful who you fuck
t. chlamydia survivor
>>699507187
You dont have to actually date them to be charged with date rape.
>>699507373
kek
>>699507514
sad
>>699507187
You can't get any of it from whom you like.
anal sex is only in porn non-shitty
It won't happen
>>699507187
>Confidence and competence is key
>>699507187
I can't cum with a condom on.
>>699507187
some girls have a gag reflex
>puked all over my dick
>>699507187
That it's highly overrated. All the excitement is in the chase, but once you get that sweet reward you come back to your senses.
girls have a second butthole
>>699507187
Bitches prefer aids
>>699507373
>>699507187
if she screams force something into her mouth or cover her face with a pillow ( if in your house of course)
if in public blame the closest nigger and he will blame the cops and the cops will get shot and the shooters will get stabbed by other niggers because of drugs and the drug stabby-nig dealers will die of OD and we happy yes okay
>>699507514
Kek!
Fucking that hot Puerto Rican bitch from the office was a bad idea. Currently enjoying herpes.
Girls don't like a feminine penis
>>699507187
Women assume that guys always want it.
blood everywhere
No really means yes.
Fuckin women.
>>699507187
>Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
That our ancestors had good reason to discourage masturbation.
After years of fapping with
> grip MANY time tighter than a pussy
> pump hundreds of times faster than a hip thrust
> edging to prolong the fun
> focusing on the sweet spot the way a pussy can't
all while looking at unrealistically beautiful pornstarlets in professional makeup and lighting . .. . when I actually got pussy it felt like fucking a bucket of warm water!!!
I was so disappointed in sex until I read that this is a common problem men have.
Stop fapping and start fucking!!!
>>699507187
i don't enjoy sober sex unless it's degrading and vile
>>699507187
Fart sounds will happen.
Something embarrassing WILL happen.
Your first time is always terrible.
>>699507941
>anal sex is only in porn non-shitty
not true but you gotta prepare for it.
She has to be on a certain diet. flush her system and clean herself properly inside and out.
It takes dedication from the woman.
google what the porn stars have to do to do anal.
Might as well just stick to vag
>>699508634
>common problem men have.
women get it too, unrealistic shape and sized penises with dildo, vibration too. They can hit their sweet spot and finish easy.
>>699509529
>women get it too, unrealistic shape and sized penises with dildo, vibration too. They can hit their sweet spot and finish easy.
Parents tell your daughters to finger themselves and not buy insane dragon dildos.
The pussy hole is closer to the asshole and not at the top near the clit...
>be me
>Try to figure out how to get my dick in the first time
> can't get it in
>go full retard
>>699508447
%99.9999 of women wont ever fuck you , its like finding a needle in a haystack. Hardly worth the trouble.
>>699508972
>Eating a 8/10 out
>starts with her body arched forwards towards me
>see she's nervous, use my hands to push her chest back and make her lie on her back
>queef in my face
>if it smelled and she wasn't a cutie I would have been too grossed out to continue
>>699508447
I'm no expert in sex (virgin actually) but i've heard a lot of people say that women get way hornier than man and want sex more often
>>699508972
I love pmf pmf pmf sound, though.
>>699508055
34 yo fucked a few good ones. Made love a lot. Been single for years. No sex in almost a year. My libido is gone. Its fucked up...
>i used to drink a lot. On medication now that gets me by but im pretty robotic. Dont drink a lot.
That if you're wearing a condom & you push too hard to go faster so you'll come you will fart.
>My first time fucking, wore condom, couldn't feel much & kept trying to go super fast to get some friction & sensation I guess.
>Also was "pushing" like you do (or at least I do) when getting closer to bust. Finally felt the orgasm come on, building, building...
>"Unnnggg!" and then it hits while simultaneously a loud fart errupts from my ass.
>We were missionary so nothing even to muffle it.
>She was very sweet didn't even sell it but I was mortified. I'm not a fan of fart humor anyway...hate the word even...
>Fart
>It's just wrong...fucking low hillbilly comedy
>Fucking farts...
>>699508053
some people are into that sort of thing ya know
The refraction period is around fifteen minutes on average, but he's not going to stick around that long after he's finished...
>>699509949
>finger themselves
true but same thing can happen, they get used to hitting the spot and sex doesnt do it for them.
well first time sex, a man has to learn a womans vag
Retroactive consent is a thing on liberal arts campuses.
>>699510501
Lol nothing to do with the condom.
I cant help but fart during almost every BJ ever. So refuse BJs. Not like get offered often, but when i do, i sah no :(
>>699510271
>I'm no expert in sex (virgin actually)
Get the fuck out of this thread
>>699510501
>Fucking farts
I do believe that is what you experienced. A case of the fucking farts.
>>699508634
>when I actually got pussy it felt like fucking a bucket of warm water!!!
my sides
>>699510271
>women get way hornier than man
wishful thinking. Every study of male vs. female desire for sex has shown males desire sex more.
Some women wipe back to front. Meaning you can get shit-related infections in your urethra/ bad deferens/ testes even if it had been years since you had anal
Most girls don't fucking understand what "sit on my face" means
No, I don't want you to awkwardly hover above my face, no you won't hurt me, no I won't suffocate. I want you to take your fine ass and your sexy satin panties and sit firmly on my face and if you have the reach jerk me off
>>699508429
>feminine penis
>feminine
>penis
>>699511434
That's not true at all. Western women have more partners than men and get turned on by a wider range of sexual activities.
>>699508634
Eh, it was more so religious organizations than just our "ancestors" who discouraged masturbation.
>>699511434
>wishful thinking.
More like you're underage. Women at orgies go on after the men are done.
>Every study of male vs. female desire for sex has shown males desire sex more.
That's just not true
>>699511434
neither one of u mouthbreathers cited ur sources
i've banged two girls and they both initiated sex every time. trust me, it varies from female to female and male to male but all humans are perverted as fuck and always want the d or v--or both, if they're a faggot gay/bi
Most grills are NOT pretty princesses who might be romanced into doing something naughty. Most of them are horny manipulative bitches who put up a pretty facade.
>>699507187
H.I.V. presents with almost no symptomes
>>699510756
This
Liberals give me a fucking head ache.
>>699507187
it's not all that great considering other extatic states.
better take drugs kids!
Fingering a girl is not just jamming a finger in and out of a vag as fast as you can. Actually didn't learn this until recently and I've been sexually active for about seven years (I'm 23).
>january of this year
>second or third time having sex with girl
>fingering her
>she grabs my hand and stops me
>"no, do this"
>holds up her hand, wiggles her two middle fingers back and forth
>start doing that
>she's visibly more turned on
>mfw
>>699510819
Oh it's happened with BJ's a few times but thankfully I dont recall any huge thunderous butt wind since that one. That was the thing, had a few BJs but that was my first time having intercourse, just felt like I ruined it & always have the memory of my first time umm, clouded.
I can't give up BJ's, my wife is too fucking good to do that. She has taken my advice & added her own techniques so that now she is a certified master, unreal.
If I ever squeeze out anything dring a BJ ( very rare) she ignores it, she's never said something embarrassing, as I haven't said anything the times she has farted.
The Fucking Farts, like Anon said, they're fucked.
>>699511906
>Women at orgies
hardly a representative sample of all women since very few women are willing to participate in any kind of group sex. I was speaking of the average women compared to the average man. Of course there are situations where in a male female couple the female happens to have a higher sex drive. But the reverse situation - married women who almost never want sex is much more common. Why do you think there is so much talk of finding a pill to boost female libido ?
>>699508634
All it took for me to begin enjoying sex was one willing girl whom I was in love with.
We earnestly had sex probably <10 times, but the last time I was able to pretty much make myself cum within 5 minutes with a condom on (I couldn't cum my first time with her).
Of course that was over a year ago, so I'll have to unlearn fapping again.
foreplay matters,
first time or two I went in dry and ended up "snapping my banjo string" (unsure of the name of the strip of skin that attatches your foreskin to your shaft).
regardless it hurt like fuck and i ended up bleeding all over the bed and couldnt fuck again for a week or two( did get my balls sucked tho,not a total loss)
>>699511796
>Eh, it was more so religious organizations than just our "ancestors" who discouraged masturbation.
Religious traditions often spring from societal experience rather than just superstitious randomness.
Rules regarding sexual behavior, commerce, etc. that seemingly have religious origins are usually based on societal needs.
>>699511434
women, in general are turned on eas7y as men
are sexually active more than men
have more sexual desire based on a broad rage of desires and fetishes
and experience more pleasure from sex
Start with foreplay, middle two fingers, bringing them in almost like you're going to make a fist.
Many girls like getting spanked, but don't put too much power into it. Start slow and get stronger if she asks
Start with missionary. Reach and grab the ass with both hands and lift it up a little, this will let you get deeper and pound harder. Alternatively put her legs on your shoulders
>>699512035
i still remember figuring this out in my teens... i blame Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations that all women were beautiful little angels and all you had to do to get them to fall for you and get in their pants was to be nice and friendly... i miss being young
>>699511587
FUCKING THIS!
every damn time
>>699512035
>Most of them are horny manipulative bitches who put up a pretty facade.
this
no point putting them on pedastals
Anal isn't like the porn videos. Sometimes poop in your bed
>>699511587
just fuckin grab the top of her thighs and pull her down?
>>699512740
>snapping my banjo string
Ive snapped my banjo string but from fucking for too long that she was all dried up. I still have a kind of knotch in it after it has healed.
>>699511966
>two
>both
nice sample size
>>699513194
They resist and say the usual "I'm shy, I don't want to hurt you, you won't be able to breathe"
>>699513133
KEK, that must be so cringe
>>699512415
It's like a girl giving you a handjob, you have to tell them how you like it
>>699513133
Never tried it for that very reason. Also, I just have no interest in having any trace of poop on my dick.
>>699507187
Std's are a pain in the dick to get rid of.
>>699513907
cant be any worse than poop on your fingers, you saying you're some kind of faggot that hasn't fingered themselves?
>>699513907
don't ride bareback then,put a jacket on
A couple with the girl I'm currently with
>whiskey dick is real
>Gotta get her off during foreplay, especially if I haven't nutted prior to sex
>balls hurt like hell if trying to cum more than 3 times in like 45-hour
>they want to fuck so much sex isn't even appealing anymore
Little teenage me used to think this would be amazing but it's actually just getting to be a chore
>>699513817
Eh, I don't even really like handjobs. I can't get off on that. The only time I get one is as a preamble to sex and I use that as my in to start feeling her up and getting down to business.
Also, it was just awkward to me because I'm wondering how many of the girls I've slept with have refrained from saying anything. Though I can't recall any of them being disappointed or anything like that lol
>>699507187
It's not quite as great as you think it will be. It's better than masturbation, but on the physical level it's only a slight improvement - It's hearing the girl moan and shit that makes it awesome.
This anon has the right idea: >>699508634
>>699514096
Still, there's the potential issue of shit in the bed lol
>>699507941
>>699509032
This is not true - All your girl really needs to do is squirt some water up there a few times before you engage in anal sex, to clean it out. Me and my girlfriend have done anal at least a thousand times and not even once was it unclean. Doesn't smell either, if your girl is clean. Get a submissive girl and tell her to do this procedure as part of her daily routine before she comes to bed at night, and just fuck her ass each evening. Stick to vaginal if you fuck her during the day.
>>699514428
1. Stop being a total pussy
2. Put a towel down
3. Get over yourself and try new things
4. Stick it in her pooper
5. ?????
6. Profit
>>699514428
true,the cunt is a much more purpose built thing to fuck anyways,not missing much
>>699508743
same im 4 months sober and discovered I enjoy degrading women :) now im all about raising my number so I can do this to higher numbers
>>699508634
Everything in moderation, nigger
Sex with a condom isn't worth it
>>699512415
I laughed at your misfortune. Shit, nigga, I can't believe you used that 'jamming finger technique' for seven fucking years. You live and you learn, eh?
>>699507187
it's never "free"
>>699512740
what do you do when your banjo string snapps? surgery?
>>699507187
they don't fucking wash their ass and it stinks when you fuck them doggystyle
also some have hairy ass nipples and they don't pluck
brb killing myself
third time I had sex i found out that I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>699508055
Virgin detected. Or your doing it wrong
Oh shit, a lot of things. Preparation is key in my opinion, make sure the set-up is right (condom, lube, toys, towel, even cold water if you want to drink something in between). Take some time thinking about what you want to do and what she would like. Try something totally new when you feel like it. Whatever you do, always start slowly. If needed: Just ask. If you don't like something, tell them. It's just like other aspects of life.
>mfw I could be having virginity-losing sexual intercourse right now with a really nice chick I met at a club who just broke up with her boyfriend of several years last week, but her presumably friendzoned af/gay best friend happened to be traveling like 2000km to visit and somehow convinced her to go on a sudden holiday to Europe
good on that guy if he manages to fuck her if he's actually been waiting for this moment for three years and had to travel literally over 5000km to get laid, but I'm still hitting her up when she gets back
What I have learnt about sex is that total strangers who aren't aware of your intentions, or possibly existence, have no qualms about unintentionally cockblocking you, the fuckers. Also it's about 1200% easier to bang an equally as attractive guy. If someone tells you that women want sex as much as men, they're either wrong or women need to try harder to get what they want.
>>699514169
beautiful picture manne
>>699508634
this
>>699515199
This. I would never do a one-night-stand because frankly sex with a condom on is worse than just fapping by myself. Find someone you love, put her on the pill if she isn't already, and skip the condoms.
>>699515451
I just let it heal,couldnt fap ,fuck or get bjs for a week or two tho.
all it is is the strip of skin tearing,hurts like fuck but i wasnt gonna go to the docs about it at 17 lol
>>699515592
>>699508055
I only agree halfway. Maybe right after sex you don't care about it, but a few hours later you wanna fuck again.
It's a lot easier if the orphans are dead first.
>>699515975
>Doc?
>Yes man
>snapped my banjo string what do
>i got a box full of fresgh strings
you can always lick feet while fucking a girl with her legs over her head. there's no need to drop the "I have a foot fetish" bomb. but if in a long-term relationship, better to keep your foot fetish in your pocket until 6ish months in when you have a very intentional discussion about fetishes and keeping things interesting in bed. then she will take it and run with it, and you'll be stocking up on enough memory porn to last you for years
Don't like condoms? Don't trust women? Take your reproductive future into your own hands.
https://www.parsemusfoundation.org/projects/vasalgel/
>>699507187
man, that set of bea flora was the first porn i ever saw on the internet back in like 03 or something. it was on bignaturals, that was around the same time samantha 38g started her career and i remember being completely mind blown by her tits along with bea's
that it's not just physical hobknobbery for the sake of getting off, it can be an emotional connection as well
I still can't really do it right though
Very few of you kids have ever touched a woman and none of you have pleased one. Sad.
>>699515849
FYI the "love" part of this is not necessary. a steady relationship is the preferable means of collecting sex and fetish play, and you do have to say you love her after ~5mo, but don't let not loving her stop you
>>699512786
True, true.
>>699516768
[citation needed]
o pls teech me ur ways mein oldfagen Anonymous
>>699512541
Because menopause kills sex drive, that's the talk for the female "viagra" . Men don't get that problem.
>>699515460
I dated this lass who had hairy nipples.
i wanted to vomit
>>699510426
I feel like this. but I don't take medication. It's kind of better though since I'm not always thinking with my dick.
>>699517411
Yorkshire birds,Amirite
>>699515460
Dude what kind of disgusting ghetto bitches are you fucking? I've never done doggy style with a girl who's ass was so pungent I could smell it while I fucked.
>>699507187
Lower your standards and fuckin put yourself out there. Youre never going to get laid sitting on your ass, you have to chase the tail.
Also, new pussy is best pussy.
You don't feel a condom break when your balls deep and the plan b isn't fucking cheap.
Having a big dick doesn't help much, it just makes her come a bunch of times. By the Time you get close she's worn out.
>>699507187
My dick was small.
>>699518006
plan C and Chuck her down the stairs
>>699507187
The hole is a lot lower than I thought, but a bit higher than where I went.
>>699518474
kek
>>699507187
Most girls don't like cum on their faces.
>>699518006
>and the plan b isn't fucking cheap.
uwot? Where I'm at it's like 20 euros
>>699518629
I don't see why they wouldn't enjoy it, I've had someone cum on my face and it was fun and super hot. Plus, if it tastes terrible it doesn't matter.
>>699518629
Because you didnt fuck them good enough
>>699507187
>it's overrated
>make sure you're wearing the condom ON THE CORRECT SIDE
>no matter how 'in the zone' you get, do not 69 or kiss the prostitute
>be prepared for the possibility of a UTI if you got oral unprotected
>never be the bottom
>>699511711
>Western women have more partners than men
Not mathematically possible
>>699507187
Never introduce raceplay, hint at it then watch her response to it. Even then it can fuck your relationship but it is so worth it that's why I don't date white girls anymore.
>>699518629
I find that after I have ravaged my women for a while, they will literally do anything to please me, and love it all the same. In short - This anon is correct: >>699519014
>>699507187
I shouldn't expect to cum as quick having sex as I do jackin it.
Yo, anyone had experience fucking "pleasingly plump" girls, i know one thats interested in me maybe i can talk her into discrete sex reallyyyy dont want whole
school thinking i have no/little standards.
tl;dr any expreience fucking fat girls how is it diffrent to skinny, is it worth?
>>699507187
Big tits make a huge difference in bed. I missed out on quite a few girls with big tits because they had average faces or were a bit chubby. Instead i tried to land that "pretty girl" which didn't even work out most of the time and if it did the sex was boring.
If only love was as easy as sex :(
>>699519150
Explain
Pretty much nobody gives a fuck about STD's
>>699518638
More like 50 usd
>>699519756
subjective as fuck.
big tits are just large fatty sacks.
>>699519981
kek that's pretty fucked up indeed
>>699519981
that's p fucking cheap compared to having a kid, faggot
>>699518638
its about 50 us dollars here which is a lot for 15 year old at the time.
>>699519746
>whole school
You have to be 18 to browse this site. Also, go for it. They like to eat, and she will eat your dick like nobody's business.
>>699520153
but pretty expensive considering falcon punch costs 0 usd
>>699512415
>>699517878
Idk, they seem fine, but then it turns out not so fine. They're not niggers by any means; regular white girls.
>>699519146
>Never be a bottom
Is there a proper reason for this, or just personal pref?
>>699519395
Truth.
I can count how many times I've came during sex on my fingers, yet I couldn't count the amount of times I've had sex on my own+previous partners' fingers and toes. (In short, several long term relationships, generally filled with lots of sex and experience.)
>>699519150
>>699519902
Not >>699511711 but just off of logic I'm assuming it has to do with having same sex (Cough cough not men) partners. At least TRY to think outside the dick.
>>699520221
school/college meh still what did you do when she insisted to be more romantic in public?
Red heads are my kryptonite and i do like chubby girls
but man dont need some assholes pestering or staring at us
just because shes on the thick side.
>>699520475
I bottomed for a black soldier once (he wore a condom), and I learned to never bottom again. It was like a big meaty hook, and I'm pretty sure I had sphincteral [sic] scabbing for at least a week. I really don't see how twinks love that shit.
>>699507514
same bro. twice
>>699520249
>>699512415
what are all of you, 12?
kek>>699520248
>>699520563
>Red heads are my kryptonite
You don't know it, but you're my nigger. As for the opinions of others? Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the neck.
You do her right, might even inspire her to drop some poundage.
>>699519746
my current gf is on the big side,only difference i found is that she has a much higher sex drive than any of the skinny girls ive fucked
>>699520937
Shieet your right also good to see a fellow
redhead lover
>>699519902
Assuming hetero for every partner a woman has it has to be a man also having a partner. If you wamt to allow for homo, gay men are far more prevalent and promiscuous the lesbians.
Don't pull the anal beads out of her like you're trying to pull start a lawnmower...
>>699521012
Eh I always hunt for the weaker girls so, overweight, emotionally damaged and low self esteem are all air game to me
>>699519746
dont be a faggot anon fuck her
>>699507373
/Thread
>>699510999
Well played anon
>>699521012
can vouch for this.
sad as skinny girls have the better bod for me
>>699521358
owww...
>>699521548
>>699521445
>>699521012
>>699520937
welp my mind is made up, will fuck the bitch
thanks /b/
>>699517884
nope
fucked a virgin (asian too, tiny pussy) and it wasn't as good.
>>699521754
good for you,faggot.
>>699507187
there's no sex in the champagne room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU
>>699507187
That sex isn't something evil and dirty that you should feel ashamed of. just because my mother had hang ups about sex or bad experiences with it, she shouldn't have pushed her mental illness on to me
>>699522155
sad shit bro
>>699509998
>99.9999%
>Earth's population is 6 billion
>mfw there are still 300,000 chicks on this planet who would fuck me.
>>699507187
It's not as awesome as it looks in porn.
>>699522369
I do all the shit you see in porn (that appeals to me) - Just need to find the right girl for you.
>>699507187
Its better with a less experienced partner you have a deep connection with than a more experienced partner who is impatient
>>699507187
The frenulum is a thing that can break
>>699522318
>chance you'll find them in your lifetime
>0.00001%
>assuming 10 a day it will take ~2700 years to find one
>glhf fgt
>>699522518
Yes you can do the things you see in porn, but, I meant it's a fantasy/reality thing, reality never lives up to the fantasy.
>>699507187
Never go down on a woman with a large bush
Every woman I date now I ask that they trim up if they don't already. I do as well so its not a weird request
>>699522155
I'm sorry you were raised in a christian household
>>699507187
Don't stick your dick in the crazy
I still stick my dick in the crazy
>>699507187
I don't prefer fat girls
I didn't like them before it
But now i know I hate it
>>699522318
>>mfw there are still 300,000 chicks on this planet who would fuck me.
too bad most of them are in China and India.
The first time I had sex, I didn't realize that foreplay was pretty essential and I also totally overlooked the fact that if you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Mac Demarco is awesome btw.
>>699521358
>Don't pull the anal beads out of her like you're trying to pull start a lawnmower...
What the fuck man
>>699507187
You have to ease into anal on the giving end
>>699507373
kek
>>699514685
Nah, dude. Good for you but there have definitely been cases where, even though the chick had a clean asshole, the the dick massaging and pressing against her anus caused her to relax and unload. What you want is the girl to clean her asshole, and make sure she's done it before with toys, other guys, etc so she can talk you through it.
>>699517884
Nope, fucked 3 virgins, all of it was pretty much shit tier sex
>>699521358
Nice meme
>>699507187
Youve got to give her that orgasm. Many girls cant come vaginally, or need a big dick to, because thet get around. Use your fingers and mouth.
>>699510271
>I'm no art expert (blind actually).
>>699522687
>>699522687
>The frenulum is a thing that can break
>>699521445
Damn, anon. You're a bigger predator than I am, and I'm a fuckin' pedophile.
FFM threesomes are not as cool as they are in porn. Recently had one. It was kind of boring if anything. More of a novelty than something I would be into doing on a regular basis. It was mostly just pumping and licking nipples and vag back and forth for... However long it was; I was fairly wasted when it happened.
>>699523761
Laughed more than I should have.
https://share.riseup.net/#zvLyjqxIUOzqifByMM_mUA
read it.
>>699523761
TOP KEK
>>699522016
Not the other anon, but thanks for the consolation kek
>>699519746
Because she's fat you have no standards? She may be the most fun you ever have in bed, hell, she might be the most awesome girl you know. Every pussy is good pussy
>>699524026
tl;dr
>>699524243
Not necessarily. People aren't just put off by obesity because it "looks ugly." Being obese shows a lack of work ethic/self-control.
>>699521334
>>699519150
>>699511711
More women have less sex than a lesser amount of men who have sex more, with less numbers of women, than most men, whereas fewer women have more sex than some men and with lesser numbers of men than men with women. That being said, most men have sex with a fewer number of women than some men, but more men have sex with a greater population of men who don't have large numbers of sex with women who have sex with men, except for women that have sex with women, who have less sex than the larger number of women who have sex with men and women, and the women who simultaneously have sex with men and women. The men who have sex with men and women, however, have on average much larger amounts of sex with men but not with women, though a smaller population of both men and women, whereas women who have sex with men and women tend to have more sex than either men who just have sex with women or women who just have sex with men as a result of men having sex with men and women, but the amount of sex women having sex with men and women roughly being equivalent to the number of men who have sex with women who have sex with numbers of men who have number sex with men who have women sex. The only exception to this, of course, is women who have women with sex, and men who men have with have. On average, these men have women sex men numbers of sex women with greater than fewer numbers of having sex men women, but less than of a fewer number of have sex men. Men sex women have women sex men sex women average sex women women sex women have numbers of average sex.
>>699507187
You eventually get tired of it
>>699507187
>implying I have had sex
>>699523974
This
Also
>if she has an orgasm 2 minutes into fucking she was done fucking before it started
>also
>big assed chicks have a tendency to pull the life ending boner Bender while reverse cowgirling
>only the fat assed chicks in my experience
Last one
>if you don't change shit up in a long term relationship sex will get boring quick
>>699523761
FUCKING KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>699507187
Get the girl off first, then the entire thing is on your timetable.
Even just the psych out about cuming too quickly goes away once she's happy.
Plus, if you get her to come again after the first time the girl will be happy for weeks.
Get the girl into face sitting and you can get her off in a good amount of time, while having a good time, and then just focus in ducking her like you want to. No more worrying she'll be pissed because "you always like doggy" or that you'll be embarrassed because you came in 5 min and she never got off.
Also, she always gets way more into kink when she's gotten off and is no longer self conscious.
>>699514716
2006 moot is that you?
>>699523266
This.
Best fucking piece of fucking advice EVER.
Don't put dick in crazy pussy, no matter how hot (unless it's a hit and run).
Sadly, one never learns...
>>699508429
Just stay in the trap threads, bud.
>>699525708
>>699523266
Yes. I have an ex who makes a scene almost every time she's seen me out in public. I was once at a bar with a girl on a first date of sorts, and this woman came up to us and said, "Is this what you're sticking your dick in now?", laughed loudly and walked off. Still ended up having sex with the girl I was with that night, but still.
>>699522886
fucking this!!
if i wanted to floss my teeth id buy minted
Dont pull the anal beads out like srarting a lawnmower.
>>699507187
Most women fucking suck at it.
>>699512415
I got my ex off that I lost my virginity too because I studied on that shit.
Two minutes flat. Never came and glad I didn't. Cheap cheating whore.
>>699507941
I just had anal with my gf after we ate chilly and my dick was spotless, some girls just have a gift. Im 6 inches btw
Virgins are a fucking chore. Anyone who glamorizes virgins has never had one.
It's hard work with no payoff. And if you think that now that she's finally starting her sexual adolescence, she's familiar enough with herself to settle down, you're even crazier than I thought.
I'd trade 10 virgins for one good slut who knows what she wants anyday.
>>699525022
Dubs don't lie
>>699507980
>this
I had a FB I used to rim and also fuck in the ass without condom. She was under instructions to clean herself thoroughly and did so. Used to stick it in balls deep and no mess. Used to go to sleep still in her ass and then wake with a boner and fuck her again with no mess.
>>699523552
My girl was an ass virgin before she met me. I fuck her ass least twice a week, and there's never, ever any poop. And she does pretty much nothing to prepare. At this point, it's pretty much like porn sex. Just shove it in and go hard.
Also, no one ever told me 3/10's will do anything. Anything at all...
>>699526577
Here's the thing pal. If all the women you've been with "suck at sex" maybe they aren't the problem.
>>699527056
>>699527191
do they actually just not digest food
>>699526978
>It's hard work with no payoff.
The work IS the payoff, friend.
>>699522886
Nah, dude. Always go down on a bush, and never complain. She'll return the favor any way you want.
>>699507187
that apparently nobody wants to have it with me
>>699527457
i dont think you realize what payoff means,
a payoff is the reward AFTER the work
>>699524669
>On average, these men have women sex men numbers of sex women with greater than fewer numbers of having sex men women, but less than of a fewer number of have sex men.
Holy shit, you really sperg'd out here, bud.
>>699520221
>They like to eat, and she will eat your dick like nobody's business.
Top fucking kek.
>>699526436
Doing it wrong...
>>699527457
No it isn't.
Fucked a virgin last year. I had to spend a night coaxing her to relax and get into it, then in the morning it finally came to actual fucking penetration.
20 seconds in it was too painful for her. I didn't cum.
She had this overly romanticized view of it, and was shit tier in bed (lay there like a sandbag and snapping her legs shut cause playing hard to get I guess)
Had another chick the day after, nice sloot who knew what she was doing. Came twice without pulling out. She knows her way around a dick better than a gay man suffering OCD masturbation
This whole hype around virgins is a fucking fairy tale other virgins fap to.w
>>699527717
I live to make girls feel good. That is what I get pleasure from. Busting a nut is where my pleasure ends.
>>699526978
Taking her virginity is like a gold star. The next dozen times you fuck her are the payoff. Teach her something dirty and enjoy!
>>699527717
>>699528112
Oh. Now I see where we differ. You guys are selfish in bed.
Different strokes and all that. If all you care about is you, you do you, man.
Getting it up with a girl for the first time is a lot more nerve-wracking than getting it up to masturbate... oi, that was embarrassing...
>>699524430
wait :)
>>699528235
She can come back after shes been around for a couple years. Maybe once she learns to put a goddamn dick in her mouth I'll take her out of the friendzone.
>>699527748
>On average, these men have women sex men numbers of sex women with greater than fewer numbers of having sex men women, but less than of a fewer number of have sex men.
you wot m8?
>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>699527332
Beats me. Maybe she just has a clean ass? She poops at the same time every day, which is usually a couple hours before we do the fucking?
Works for me, I am in heaven.
>>699528261
You mean cumming?
Wanting to cum during sex is selfish?
Not spending 12 fucking cumulative hours coaxing a chick for 20 secs of penetration?
Your fedora is cutting off the blood to your brain.
>>699510271
its pretty much true, it can get a bit annoying tbh
>>699524669
The real interesting thing about these studies is that they show the lie that is "social sciences" in general and sex studies in particular. Gather a sample size that you think is statisically significant. Try as hard as you can to make them tell you the truth. Ask them how many hetero partners they have had. Watch as, impossibly, men claim to have had more than women
>>699507187
I have a big dick
Foreplay turns me off
Condoms suck
Oral sucks
A lot of girls don't arch their back properly
Some races have better pussies
Some girls don't make enough natural lube
>>699507620
Underaged post
>>699527220
Most is the key word there. The problem is most women think it's all about them. Usually afraid to do anything because they've dealt with a bunch of overzealous dudes that have no self control. Often they aren't trying to get you off for fear of them never getting to. It's frustrating as fuck. I've also had some that blew my mind, but as a whole they suck as bad as they pretend dudes do.
Women hate condoms. Good luck actually using them.
>>699528790
Who the fuck uses condoms anyway.
The moment I can wriggle that thing on I can feel my dick going numb and I know I have about two minutes of boner left.
That if they aren't down to have a one night stand, you can expect some angry phone calls the next day after you jack off on them and leave.
>>699523761
holy fucking shit KEK
>>699528516
Whatever makes you feel better, anon. If it took that long for you to coax her, you need to step up your game.
The Sex Ed section here will help you.
http://www.hegre.com
>>699508355
Will it go away, or do u get outbreaks occasionally?
>>699507187
Even if you're gentle you can make her bleed from anal
>>699529039
Nah, you stick to your online "sex ed" for your "experience"
Like with the sloots and your mom, I made her toes curl, but she had no idea what she was doing. Keep chasing after virgin m'ladies bud.
>>699507514
Same. With the person who gave it to me for a long time now
>>699507187
Just cause shes 10/10 dont mean she'll fuck like a 10/10
most white women are lazy as fuck in bed, mexicans will suck your dick straight off
>>699528261
well of course i care about me,
they can feel free to rub their clits or do whatever they want to get off,its not like she makes me cum,im gonna cum either way,they are just the hole i shoot it into
>>699510501
Pretty sure thats just you bud. Anyone elses girl queef like crazy after hard doggy style though?
>>699511523
>some women wipe back to front
Learned this the hard way. Damn it.
>>699519146
>Overrated
Masturbating can often be better. It's like I've heard someone say: Vaginal sex is great, but there's nothing like the real thing.
>>699523635
>virgins
>shit tier sex
Good god, this. Sex with a nervous virgin is terrible if you have any sympathy at all. You'll do all you can to help her relax and still feel like a molester because of her involuntary physical reactions. She thinks she wants to do it, she thinks she's ready, but she has no idea what her body wants or what she likes and can't figure it out on the fly.
A girl who has had at least one partner before is way preferable.
>>699529358
So defensive. I'm sorry you think everyone has to have sex the way you do. Work on that, anon. Life is full of possibilities, and you are cutting yourself off from so many of them, by choice.
>>699529472
this, I find the hotter the chick the lazier they are in bed.
Getting a girl to be on top for more than 5 minutes is impossible yet they want you on top for hours if possible
>>699507187
Sexually, young women will are totally full of shit. Stupid, young males try to get females to like them by acting like they're the biggest badasses around. Stupid, young females try to get males to like them by going with and feeding that delusion. A young woman, especially a teenage one, is not going to give you an honest sexual critique. BE OBSERVANT WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG. What she says should take a backseat to how she actually reacts. Her input probably won't be worth a shit, anyway, until she's getting close to her 30s.
>>699529692
If the condoms too small itll break
Making girls cum is easy
Most girls cant fuck for hours on end, so dont take too long
>>699510756
Elaborate?
>>699529937
>tfw new CIA lead
>>699530054
>>699507187
The positions in porn are for the exclusive pleasure of the viewer, not the participants.
>>699519746
Long story short. .ended up fucking my fat math tutor last year ..we have been friends forever n i knew she has crushed on me since forever. .squirted like a water hose but alot more grunting and problems keeping her legs up . Pussy is pussy friend, get in all kinds while u have the chance .
>>699515475
Lmao
>>699508044
Literally the only person who's not a virgin.
>>699520221
Yeah this to..fat girls will slobber on ur dick like its their last meal for the week
>>699519746
I don't do fat chicks.
Did one once. She rode on top. Came close to cracking several ribs. Never let them on top. I spent the whole session feeling like a prison gang pinned me down and was punching me in the gut. Was half conscious for it cause I could only get in quick staggered breaths if I timed them well with her moving up.
>>699529692
true dat, faggot
>>699512035
This
>>699529509
Good god, this.
I've only had sex with two Mexican girls and they were both insanely good at sucking dick. One of them even took a video of herself doing it. Couldn't believe it.
>always wipe front to back
I have a friend who is a few years younger than me. She has a child and a boyfriend. She wants to fuck me, but I feel like it could ruin her life and I don't wanna be that guy. wat do?
>>699530652
Fucked a fat bitch in the back seat of my car once. With her baby asleep in the car seat next to use
>never again
>>699530652
I've had sex with one fat girl via craigslist. Did her doggy and left immediately after. 4/10, would probably do again.
>>699509979
You should've used your hand, start from top and slide it to the bottom. If it was your first time that's fine, but acting like a complete retard is not fine.
>>699523761
Top fucking kek
>>699530988
You man up and fuck her, if she wants to ruin her life, let her
>>699515460
That sounds rank as fuck. Never had that.
>>699507187
Towels are important
She was a squirter
>>699531007
Next to use
"pedo"
>>699531007
My kind of girl. Fatties and uggo's will do anything. Anything.
>>699507187
If you get a fat girl who doesn't suck your dick, she's cheating on you and is only using you for attention.
>>699530988
Can the boyfriend kick your ass or possibly kill you?
If she lets you raw dog it, you're probably not the first dude to do so. You're probably the 15th.
>>699518006
Sweet fucking jesus, I had this happen 2 times in a week. It cost me $100 for those two pills.
>>699531608
This. Never trust a bitch who doesn't make you use a condom.
>>699531726
src
Mr. Pete and Jessie Parker , Fuck My Catholic Hole 18yr old preachers daughter CUMS UNCONTROLLABLY
https://www.reddit.com/r/ExxTreem/comments/4pi674/mr_pete_and_jessie_parker_fuck_my_catholic_hole/
>>699530797
Care to detail the experiences?
It is relevant to my interests.
>>699515460
>also some have hairy ass nipples and they don't pluck
This has happened to me.
Shit's scarring.
>>699507187
just give the pussy the once over in case shes got something, dont just stick it right in
>>699531521
Possibly. We are about equal, only difference is he would be enraged I would be meh.
>>699507632
>6.jpg
>6th image
fuck off newfag
>>699526978
Get a load of this guy
You didn't train your pokemon well
>>699532062
Of her taking a video? Or just of how good they were?
I mean, the level of skill was porn star level. Top-tier. As for her taking the video, she was just on her knees while I was sitting on the couch in my garage watching Nymphomaniac (great movie btw) and just pulled her phone out and started taking a video and I just started smoking a cigarette while she did it lol
>>699507187
Sometimes you get accused of rape even if the night before was consensual
>>699528135
My nigga
>>699507187
Always smell it first before eating it out
The deeper you go the louder the queef
Condoms are complete shit
Jerk it before you work it
Hold your breath to last longer
No means Yes
>>699528135
This
>>699532601
Cool. Thanks, anon. There are a couple of mexican girls on campus. Will 'get friendlier' with them to see if the stereotype holds
>>699523635
I'm nurturing and out of my 4 only one got painful bleeding but we moved beyond it quickly. its all about how you do it.
I'm patient and kind and treated the first time ladies like baby princesses, they all loved it and it was beter than they expected.
im have the patience of a zen master
tfw i will never fuck a virgin again. in too old now.
