Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
>>699506755
Demon worship thread !
still here
and
>>699506699
yeah it still wasnt ok though
Saber claim
>>699506500
Kek its me your old friend... Zero
waddup
>>699506541
I know, but...just, what the fuck?!
>>699506610
I remember that. It was just as stupid then as it is now.
Thank you Anons from prev. Thread)
>>699505871
They don't even reference the original husbando in the later games so I'm assuming he's pretty much gone.
>>699505919
Haha.
But I found it easier to ship out a boyfriend of years or move to another continent than to follow a different fictional character.
I guess I'll celebrate by drawing some 34. He doesn't even have a tag there.
>Fox claim
>>699506699 (You know who)
SoTC was the best, I wish i could play it on PS4
>>699506854
Boat slut.
Made myself giggle at that one.
>>699505854 (Smugz)
Tom Clancy is fun
>Tfw Siege does remind me of FE when you get a siege level and you've just gotta hold out.
>Tfw you have that one OP character hanging out and the rest are powerleveling
Yeyuh.
>>699505871 (Galil)
Yeah.
>But at least my grandpappy was cool as hell.
>Also some fucking kid made a home made grease gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QL9a0HAzXw&ab_channel=RoyalNonesuch
>>699507150
have you picked your boat yet?
claimed
>>699507150
So which boat is it?
Claimed
I am here
Renekton player calling Fiora player:"no skill" when he keeps getting killed.
That's ironic.
lets talk about my problems for once
test3
>>699507214
Bully.
>>699507269
I'm not picking one.
>>699507395
ok then lets do it
Claim
rynogt4 is waifu
>>699507413
hold my tounge hold it !
>>699507470
mind your own fucking business
your practically forcing yourself on me
>>699507392
Karen should have played euro millions instead.
>>699507503
3DPD.
>>699506960
Don't be to hard on yourself we are all autistic faggots here
>Especially galil.
>>699507095
>Just to make sure I'm not you know gasai
Yea that would be amazing
>SoTC remake on ps4
It would be so great, can you imagine killing those beautiful creatures
> I can't.
>>699507392
Tbh fiora is pretty cancer, but especially the renek matchup needs a lot of skill
Этот язык для настоящих русских винтовок .
I have a problem. Only about 7 pictures of my waifu exist online. What should I do? I think I might switch... It's annoying seeing the same pictures over and over.
>>699506755
>>699506699
Prison would be the worst possible thing for me.
Plus I'll never get caught *Insert Keemstar meme here*
>>699506729
>TFW never had a grandpa
What's it like?
>>699507209
Did you know, you can make a gun out of a 2x4 and a pipe, and the ammo out of shit, piss and any projectile that will fit in the pipe?
>>699507439
but i love you
>>699507749
take an art class for 4 years at Yale and then draw her
>>699507392
>Tfw fiora main
>Shit on most toplaners
>Always parry the cc
>Get called no skill
Maybe if they'd stop being predictable maybe I wouldn't parry their dumbass
>Renekton E>W>Q>E
>Parry his W
>Kill him
Everytime
>>699507733
>Fiora cancer
Nah she's been balanced ever since the Titanic Hydra nerf and her nerfs in the preseason people just forgot how to play against her
>>699507815
I never had a grandpa or dad. I lived with a bunch of fun hating femanazi women my entire life.
>mfw
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I'm a fucking pussy but I need to sleep
Cya later /waifu/
>>699507903
Lying bully.
What's everyone listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ySJu1x0-4
I feel like this thread is a bit more superior than the other threads , I can just feel it
Claimed
>>699508081
Fun? I meant gun.
Fun works too, though.
>>699507815
Rad.
>Although his gun looks more like a Tec-9
>Tbh the Tec-9 is just a modern Grease Gun.
>This kid would be a great apocalypse gun maker though.
>Tfw No Gpaw
My sister never got to meet him, she knows that feel.
>>699507749
I had a lot of trouble finding fanart.
>But I found some!
Just look around a bit more, try a bunch of websites n shit.
>I dug for nearly half an hour before I found some GOOD fanart of Penny.
>>699508017
Yeah, that's what was happening.
He always got parried and ended like 0/9/2 then they surrendered.
I did like 6k more damage than him as Blitz.
>>699507733
yeah i guess
>>699507749
Who is your waifu and where is she from?
>>699508296
>Fun hating
>Gun hating
Same thing.
>>699508256
eww did you know smokeing is bad for you
please this is a progressive thread
we don't want any big tobacco company's advertising here
leave immediately
>>699508177
no lies
>>699508240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa2E-rRT4JE
>>699508463
im going to fuck you up kid
>>699508424
It's much better than...
https://youtu.be/u4srWvLXZRw
>>699506001
>lil ship
I will
>>699506266
>>699507016
What about this?
>
>>69950672
>>699507209
.-.
>>699507027
Hi
>>699507319
I see
>>699508101
Night
>>699508463
Don't believe.
>>699508240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqtkGgF2nnE
Alright.
It's time to find out what the perfect Waifu build is, so let's find out the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
This will happen naturally with the upcoming posts, all of which I'm confident will be highly informative and insightful. I've set it up, so just sit back and soak up the greatness of this Waifu build.
Last number of this post is her Strength out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
Last number of the post below this one is her Perception out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
And so on, for the remaining 5 attributes.
The result will be the objectively perfect Waifu build.
Without any GETs, the total cannot be above 28. For each GET within this post and the next six, the limit will be raised by 2, for an absolute maximum of 42. If it goes over what the limit is supposed to be, I've done something wrong.
Let's go.
>>699507439
So you want me to get one for you?
>>699507749
You're not looking hard enough.
>>699508240
https://youtu.be/4_J6zCdR8bw?t=13m51s
>>699508240
Nothing at the moment, actually.
What's up, Emi?
>>699508570
Ayyyy Smugs.
>>699508390
AK74 from Upotte.
>>699507684
It's a 2D image, fag.
>>699508566
the autism , keep smoking
>>699507749
I have the same problem, but Galil is more popular due to being a main character. Upotte isn't a mainstream anime :(
You can't switch, stick with her through thick and thin.Maybe go to a few draw threads and request some pics of her, or if you have spare dosh, commission one.
>>699508081
Same, but my mom was never TOO anti gun.Just against "assault weapons of war" and the like.
>Tfw
>>699508101
Bye
>>699508424
I can't tell if this is ironic or not, but I agree with it.Smoking is bad.
>>699508640
>Perfect Waifu
Everyone's waifu is perfect to them
>>699508424
I've got a thing for bad bitches
>>699508663
You're free to try.
Don't blame me if you waste time though.
>>699508570
You're planning something aren't you
>
>>699508343
That's the thing about Fiora she's very opertunistic. Give her a chance to read what you're doing and youll get pounded it's why she has a hard time with say Jayce Irelia and Ryze but Renekton and Sion are super predictable
>>699508751
>nothing on zerochan
https://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A
>>699508535
no
>>699508612
why you do this to me
>>699508801
That pigfuck is still 3D though you dumb nigger.
funkyclaimer again, been lurking the past few nights
>D.va claimed
>>699508751
>TFW meeting Mikhail Kalashnikov was on my bucket list, and I had planned to do it around January 2015
>TFW it will never happen now
Fuck I'm about to cry now, between this, the dad feels and the grandpa feels
>>699508640
>>699508663
>>699508729
>>699508751
>>699508801
>>699508857
>>699508943
Galil, I'm not talking about what Waifu a person should have. I'm talking about the character build, specifically for the 'Wonderful Waifu Wars' series.
...you HAVE heard of it, right?
...
Well, we went over the limit. I'll make sure to fix whatever I did wrong next time. For now we have this:
10 Strength
3 Perception
9 Endurance
1 Charsima
1 Intelligence
7 Agility
3 Luck
>>699509308
inside voices please
>>699508943
I must stick with mah waifu.
And yeah. It's awful. I still live at home since I'm only 18 and I bought some ammo just to have for fun. I don't even own a gun.
They all had a mental breakdown and threatened to never talk to me if I didn't throw it out.
60 rounds of 7.62x39 almost ruined my family.
Fuck liberals, man. Can't believe I used to be one.
I go to shooting ranges as often as possibl
>>699509371
yeah you dont say much
>>699508570
Hey! what's up?
>>699508663
Fuck I love Archive. Got really into them because of the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer
>>699508729
Nothing much. Just relaxing after work. What are you up too?
>>699508629
that OST was real good. I reall enjoyed the Foxcatcher OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnrB1fMHLZc
>>699509397
>cute
>>699509402
>Literal flailing retard
Im dying god damn
>>699509397
How does it feel knowing the Galil will never be as good as the AK-47?
>>699509371
you keep saying "funkyclaimer" as if it means something
>>699509414
>Mfw not even capslock.
>Mfw not even speaking
>Mfw I have no face
Nigger
>>699509402
>1 intelligence
what a dumb fuck
>>699509397
I remember that day. It was horrible, man. First Eugene Stoner and now Mr. Kalashnikov...
>>699509508
>I go to shooting ranges as often as possibl
Looks like they got shot before they could finish the post.
Or was that the joke?
>>699509617
I fuckind died when I saw 10 Strength, 1 Charisma, 1 Intelligence.
I must have made a mistake in the reality programming. I'll try doing this again some other time.
>>699509719
Like I said, just a name to be remembered by
>>699509691
>AK-47
Are these >>699509402
your stats?
>>699509724
you could always bring your lips to my earlobe and whisper
you don't need to pound on your keyboard like a fucking gorilla
>>699509584
>Hardish to find stuff to say
>>699509838
i don't think that's how it works
>>699509994
Why do you care though?
>>699509615
Relaxing.
>>699509971
well what do you like to do?
>>699510065
because you have a great face through that webcam of yours
>>699509967
Nigger you what.
>>699509924
No.
As The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, my capabilities go beyond concepts such as 'Strength' and 'Intelligence.'
>>699509971
Talk About Your Rape Fetish.
>>699510150
Thank you
>>699510205
I was asking if those were his stats ya dingus
>>699509402
I don't fully understand how this was determined, but those stats are a pretty decent melee build
>>699510142
I like to draw, like im doing now.
Watch some vinesauce streams
Play video games.
>>699509691
Only reason AK is so popular is because it'll shoot anywhere and it's simple so little Ahmed can take it apart and clean it in some 3rd world shithole. It's an amazing rifle but I'd probably take a Galil in some Zombie apocalypse or something. Plus I could open bottles and cut with it.
AK is an amazing weapon, though.
>>699510065
because you don't get to pick ur name
ur name is ur waifus name
ur name is d.va
>>699510393
Please draw me pictures of AK74 from Upotte. I really need them...
>>699510466
Oh, good to know. Thank you
>>699509236
Not doing anything to you. I just don't believe you...
HOL UP
>>699510393
i cant draw well. what do you like to draw. a few anons here draw. dont know what a vinesauce stream is. which games. lots of anons play games
>>699510384
Its simple stupid
Im an accountant
>>699510320
Uh, I-I knew that.
>>699510384
Refer to
>>699508640
>>699510545
>>699510393
I second this, he really does need them.
>>699510694
You two just met each other from the looks of it. Love is sort of impossible, if you wanna just talk about your problems, do it in a PM with someone that cares.
>>699510737
WE
>>699510694
you're not believing me
>>699509054
As i said before, Hoppou might fit.
Or Hachi
Or any of the other loli boats
>>699510790
I like playing civ, smash, lots of FTL (Faster than light)
I draw in a cutesey cartoonish style. Like this
Checking in.
>>699510929
ill win in the end , I always do
>>699510862
SPECIAL stats are objectively ahit, D20 stats work far better IMO.
CIRNO IS NUMBER ONE!
>>699509967
>>699511051
Not gonna do it by telling people what they want to hear. You don't love him, that's impossible. You don't even know him from what I've seen.
>>699511113
Dammit, back at it again
Calamity-masu'd
>>699511022
Hey Laura doing well?~
>>699510846
you're also an ant I presume
>>699511022
>flat chest, puffy pantsu
Acceptable
>>699511135
I miss Harambe
>>699511011
i cant really play civ a ton. im horrible at smash and ive played FTL once. is this your current drawing?
>>699511011
FTL is rad.
>>699509615
Thinking of putting the spare helmet on the back, and going for a ride with my cousin.
>Drying the other helmet lining for the Freedom Bote on Tuesday.
>>699511336
boy your an annoying fuck ill give you that
What is your favorite movie of all time, /waifu/?
Mine is Full Metal Jacket. I've seen it over 50 times and know it word for word.
>>699511446
big head
>>699511499
>Esdeth
>>699511113
Number 3 more like ;^)
>>699511336
N' SHEEIT
>>699511357
Currently working on a page of doodles
>>699511499
that jacket looks like its some sort of polyester
it doesn't look like it has any metal in it at all
>>699510103
I know I love it so much. Movie was retardedly good too
>>699511446
fan, go anywhere in specific or just drive around?
>>699511060
All points into DEX. That's the perfect build.
>someone shoots a fireball at you
>dodge the fact that fireballs even exist
>you fall down a chasm
>dodge gravity
>you're dying of old age
>dodge time
>>699511411
I've had it for years and love it. Sadly I still cant get rock ship B and C
>>699511499
Zootopia
I mean Shawshank Redemption
that's what I said
Jack-O claimed
>>699511499
Personally my fav movie is Eden Of The East The King Of Eden
>Its a good series too.
>Pretty funny shit
>>699511617
not really sure who its supposed to be but its way better than anything i could ever do
>>699508729
Plushie!
>>699509163
>
Maybe
>>699509615
At aunt's house chilling. You?
>>699511601
Huggles?
>tfw hit 10k LP in two weeks
>tfw made a new account to smurf in lounges
>tfw "Rookie"
>>699511318
do you want a backhander?
Because ill fucking knock that head of your fucking shoulders bitch !
lim bizgit
>>699511901
No one specific just random doodles. I'm practicing to get better so I can be proud of my art.
>>699511910
Nah mang
Lettuces
>>699511262
So the whole thing from last night was supposed to be a prank, but whatever. The new Shiro anon I'm not too sure of though.
>>699511318
>>Puffy pants.
They were always like that.
>>699511910
What up smug? I didn't see your reply from last thread
>>699512025
Oh sorry, I see now
You're 8-bit
>>699512089
I bet those pants hide something
>>699511617
I would totally request art from you
>If I could pay you.
>>699511860
don't ever fucking startle me like that ever again
>>699512089
Wut?
>>699512259
Aww thank you x3
>>699511733
Just ride around. Mostly just to show her the power of it.
>>699511910
How goes it?
I just want to live a quiet life.
>>699511839
;)
>>699511910
Just hanging out playing some games like always lol
>>699512046
thats a good goal. hope you reach a level you are satisfied at.
>>699512233
if I got any closer , I'd be taken away for domestic assault
you know what im saying?
>>699512447
trash
>>699512447
whats in the bag bitch ?
>>699512508
Not really, because i have a feeling you speak with similar audio quality to the megaadrive
>ran
>>699512475
Thank you! I plan too.
>>699512452
LOL
her legs look like ice cream scoops !
hehehehehehe claim
>>699511795
>DEX
>Not CHA
>Not seducing the wand into becoming your magical vibrator
>Not telling the chasm she's as tight as a 16 year old
>Not sucking Father Time's cock clock
>>699511499
I guess The Last Castle.
>>699512028
Did you know Limp Bizkit (I think thats how its spelled) was named after the lead singers dog Biscuit, who had a limp?
>>699512446
ah ok. every now and then I like to take a drive at night with some music. very relaxing
>>699512760
>fastest waifu on ice cream scoops
>>699512863
I'm confused yet intrigued
>>699512717
well keep me updated if you can. i would like to see what you end up making
Penny is out!~
>gonna go do some shit.
Dunno what, but its gonna be gud.
>>699512692
42min im going to be in your driveway
you better be awake when I get there
your gona get it
>>699512233
I'm pretty sure there's nothing in them.
>>699512281
The one who said that Laura was autistic and that I should change to a different waifu? The shitposting one? I thought you would remember this.
>>699512863
Nope, it's DEX.
What are youing to do when someone dodges your charisma?
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