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ITT: we poorly describe movies in broken english and other anons try to guess

>doing space
>is garbage coming
>many garbage does a hitting for me
>oh no I am space now
>breathe heavily
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>>699503508
Interstellar
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>hell I like making sex
>let me telling you of this
>you want make sex now?
>shoot shoot
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>>699503714
James bond
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>>699503680

nope
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>>699503508
star wars
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>>699503508
Wall E
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>>699503508
gravity
>>
>like field trips
>owie bug stupid
>no glasses?
> wow hand jizz
>www pornhub doht com / redheads
>>
>you are not real
>hello welcome to the real now
>we go back to the not real now
>many fightings are had
>I am become a one
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>>699503508
2001 a space odyssey
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>>699504110
Matrix
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>>699504110
fite klub
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>>699504000

WINNER!!!

>trips cannot lie
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>>699504110
matrix
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>>699504158
>>699504198

WINNER!!!
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>>699504001
Spiderman. The Toby Maguire movies
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>find loot
>my life is yes
>o no kill man behind me
>>
>>699504110

easy mode, matrix
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>>699504331
No country for old men?
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>>699504282
maguiwinrar
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>is music
>other better music
>die the better music
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>>699504398
a winner is you
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>>699504506
Never say never: The Movie
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>>699504585
no
>>
>>699503508

>I can do a lawn mower
>I am eat the glass for you
>let's buying the gun
>time for shooting and a badguys
>>
>WW2
>stargate
>time dihalation
>in sequels no time dihalation
>spanish guys
>in later sequel no longer spanish
>the lion is god or some shit
>>
>hello can i Buying your land 4 oil
>ok
>milkshakes
>bowling pins
>>
>>699504506

Afro Samurai
>>
>>699504753
American Sniper
>>
>Check em'
>I is return the video tapes
>>
>>699504732
Narnia
>>
>girl super pissed at older sisters BF
>sends him to jail
>dude dies
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>>699504825
no
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>>699504753

There Will Be Blood

>fucking love that movie
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>>699504833
>>
>>699504839
correct
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> car u nice
> go Bach
> ug purple undies
> fluxing
> 88
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>>699504930
gud job
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>>699504906
Atonement
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>>699504906
>>699504732

>ITT: we poorly describe movies in broken english and other anons try to guess
>in broken english
>broken english

these niggers right here
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>>699504506
lemme rephrase this one
>is musican
>better musican gets everything
>better one is kill
>insane asylum
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>>699505024
You got it sir
>>
>>699505055
Back to the future?
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>>699505127
rite wear?
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>>699505169
Amadeus?
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>badass cop badass
>itsatrap.jpg
>an hero?
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>>699505192
yes
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>>699505374
Correct
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>>699505169
amadeus!
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>>699505393
bad boys
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>>699503508
>life cool, duo team is champion
>boss no mad
>plot thickens as very danger intruder
>no good no good
>feelings fun travel but friendship
>boss mad but boss bad
>goodbye
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>>699505455
nope
>>
>I want to live the mountain
>cold
>old man is teaching how to live the mountain
>live the mountain
>bald man make problem for live mountain
>poor family is kill
>make family with mountain
>help find persons
>oh no family is kill
>kill them back
>live the mountain and killing them many times
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>>699505089
correct
>>
>Bit by bug
>Get powers
>Get hot blonde
>She dies
>Unfinished series.
>Another remake.
>>
>dude sick
>gets killed
>doves
>tom cruise showreel
>>
>>699505764
the other spiderman films
try harder faggot
>>
>is drum
>bald guy try to kill me
>but he is care whole time
>good job
>>
>>699505934
Whiplash
>>
>>699505934
whiplash
>>
>>699505995
>>699506019
correct
>>
>want to be soldier
>officer yell at me all day
>jelly donut men is kill
>be a soldier now
>make newspapers
>gets fucked by yellow chick
>>
>>699503508
>large black object
>lets go to jupiter
>>
>>699505393
Dredd?
>>
>girl gets job
>sucks at it
>boss is asshole
>product placement
>>
>>699506139
Full Metal Jacket
>>
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>>699503508
>I need to fire bullets at some guys
>drive me
>no
>here money
>okay
>bang bang
>god i so cool
>now i make bullet hurt for ur gf
>no don't
>bang bang (from not hit guy)
>o no now it is i cool shoot man that is dead
>SHADOW ON THE SUUUUN
>>
>>699506213
nope
>>
>>699506198
2001
>>
>nigga stoner gets nigga friend high
>Sees some shit
>sit on portch and watch hood.
>Fight bully
>Get hot chick
>Shit sequals
>>
>i spy a muslim
>skinny black man have flying beetle
>see the vest see the vest
>want sum bread
>do it anyway
>boom
>is she dead?
>>
>mom has insane kid
>goes insane
>kills dog
>both fine
>>
>>699506314
Friday and fuck you Mike Epps was funny
>>
>friends are make sex with girls
>girls see me only as small penis
>we find rock of space at party
>superpowers now in my veins
>in control of loses
>apex predator
>pipe is inside my stomach and Adam from American comedy Workaholics flies to mountain to help people after I kill
>>
>>699506139
Full Metal Jacket?
>>
>>699506238
Yep
>>
Wear cool jacket
Possibly autist
>>
>>699506606
Drive
>>
>be Jamaica
>pushin my cart down da hill man
>fatty sees potential
>So cold....
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>>699506606
Driver
>>
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>>699505538
rocket power

NEXT
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>>699506462
I like friday 2 but 3 sucked
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>>699506714
Cool Runnings
>>
>so many bads are happening
>I can doing something for this
>no no no
>I still can do okay
>HELL YOU ARE BAD AT DOING
>I can helped
>YOU MAKE HIM DEAD
>I make better we go now
>YES WE GO NOW AND MAKE BETTER
>>
>>699506764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DGg6XsYTJ8
>>
Cool jacket gave it away or the maybe it was the autism
>>
>>699506606
>>699506678
>>699506717
I love that instant response
>>
>>699506453
we have to talk about kevin
>>
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>>699506787
My Nigga
>>
>>699506714
COOL RUNNINGS
>>
>girl super excited about radio
>hitler did nothing wrong
>ok 2 go
>>
>>699507052
nope
>>
>>699506735

not even close. it's an old one.... don't think most of you younger guys have seen it. great film though

>Jermiah Johnson
>>
>>699503508
Gravity
>>
>>699503799
that was supossed 2 b a joke, anon

he knows anon, he knows
>>
Fam gets killed
Fight bad people
Blow up base
>>
>>699506451
Eye In the Sky
>>
>>699507181
well shit. have seen it many times but i was stumped nonetheless
>>
>no sell my car to maffia
>cyka blyat
>kill my dogo
>make me angry
>maffia all gone, i kiel
>i the best
>>
>can do fantasy stuff
>scary ghost people
>time travel
>>
>carpet
>vodka with milk
>bowling
>>
>>699507462
Secret World of Arrietty
>>
>>699507462
John Wick
>>
>>699507462
john wick
>>
>>699507524
Kingpin
>>
>>699507540
Nope
>>
>>699507141
Pixels
>>
>>699507554
>>699507572
Correct
>>
>>699507524
>>699507600
Big Lebowski you ass
>>
>>699507524
Lebowski
>>
>dudes got plan
>fails
>do you even lift bro?
>>
man dies
Dudes Unravel conspiracy
Big boom in city
Blame blue man
Everyone lives a lie
>>
>>699507707
Exactly
>>
>Africa is a shithole
>My dad is a bitch
>Fuck this cemetery
>JTT singing about no worries
>This is one fucked up monarchy
>>
>>699507836
Superbad

>>699507939
Watchmen
>>
>mom and kid cool together
>dad comes home
>shit goes down
>no breastfeed anymore
>>
>>699507665
nope

>>699508089
nope
>>
Brown men steal daughter
>>
>dude in traffic
>loses it
>dies
>>
>>699508089
Yes its watchmen
>>
>>699508403
taken
>>
>insulting store owner
>tourists murdered
>>
>>699508436
Falling Down
>>
>girl on field
>dies
>vault
>>
>>699508526
correct
>>
>>699508436
D-Fence or however the fuck you spell it? Haven't seen that movie in years
>>
Black guy dies
Zombies
>>
>retarded invalid
>start running
>not invalid
>It ain't me starts playing
>shot in ass
>shrimps
>>
>>699508736
all of them
>>
>>699508526
>>699508690
>>
>>699508690
Aw shit I didn't know it was called falling down. I don't know where D-fence came from. I knew it was that movie.
>>
>>699508796
forest gump
>>
>kid is kill
>midgets gettin filmed!
>friend is kill -SPLAT!
>I am kill
>Fuck Belgium
>>
>>699503508
Gravity
>>
>>699508796
Gorest frumps
>>
>>699508798
Your getting warmer
>>
>>699508891
in bruges
>>
>>699508891

In Bruges.
>>
>>699508879
Correct
>>
>girl super awesome at job
>glass ceiling
>commander masterchief
>>
>>699505393
Filth
>>
>>699509019
>>699509025
Yer fukin rite, aren't ya?
>>
Protects guy from mob
Guy die
Go after mob
>>
>kid goes on island
>finds ripped guy
>shootout
>imonaboat.mp3
>>
>i black
>me and bff bad muthafuckas
>me hate the word what
>makes me pewpew
>boss takes it in asshole
>>
>>699506271
Collateral
>>
>>699509612
Pulp Fiction
>>
wagecuck
crazywife
become secret agentman
save planet
notsureif.jpg
>>
>>699509781
Yes
>>
>>699509564
Mud.
>>
Mob kill fam
Kill mob
I believe in the fallen
>>
>dog is kill
>man does many kill
>>
>>699509912
No country for old men
>>
>fight yellow people
>go home yellow people live near
>take gun want to shoot yellow people on my grass
>yellow people now love me
>yellow kid want to steal car
>want to make him a man
>fight with yellow gang
>too much yellow
>>
Tina Turner tells guy to kill a retard
>>
>>699509912
The wizard of oz
>>
>>699509912
John wick
>>
>>699506521
Chronicle
>>
>>699510202
Grand Torino
>>
>>699506234
The Devil Wears Prada ?
>>
>>699510202
Free Willy
>>
>ich binn naked
>ich search for lady
>lady?
>where is lady ich here from future
>lady?
>ich am so macho
>>
>>699510202
Gran Torino
>>
>>699510418
Yeah
>>
>>699510202
Gran turismo.

>man fails at life.
>Gets job as Hunter
>gets hunted
>The Roc is in it

If anyone gets it, you'll get my respect.
>>
>>699509886
You sir, know movies.
>>
>>699510603
terminator 1
>>
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>>699510476
correct
>>
>>699510753
Yep
>>
>>699510654
Your respect means nothing to me gook. learn some history and respect.
>Gran Turismo
get off my lawn
>>
>>699507367
A New Hope
>>
>>699510677
Its an instant classic to me, wolfeye shirt, the nails in his boots. You know how people emulate the guy from drive? I emulate mud. Except being prissy whipped to the point of murder of course
>>
>>699503508
Gravity
>>
Troubled teenager join cult after meeting creepy old man, ends up blowing up his dad's space station
>>
>>699511487
kek
>>
>>699504506
Amadeus
>>
>>699510283
Winrar
>>
>Adventures on the beach
>Stranger gets lost, have to find him
>Meet Paul Giamatti
>Lose a few bros
>Meet stranger
>Shout
>Rapidly age
>Cry at tombstone
>>
>want to be space
>be worse genes than douche brother
>buy wheel man blood and pee
>work at space place
>space place employee dead
>better brother thinks i kill
>i dick qt from space place
>water faster than brother
>wheel man fires self to death
>go space
>>
>guy have home in forest
>meet other guy with bow
>talk about war
>bow guy wants to kill him now
>go innawoods
>fight and bow guy loose
>Not want to kill him tell him joke
>>
>>699504635
GranTorino?
>>
>>699511708
Saving private ryan. Was paul giamatti in that?
>>
>vietnam
>mickey mouse
>>
>>699508796
>it aint me
every goddamn time
>>
>>699511752
Gattaca
>>
grave robbing prof beats minorities with whip steals their riches for safer keepings
>>
>Be retarded
>Talk to strangers for a long time
>Possibly get AIDS
>Have a kid
>Read Curious George
>A feather
>>
>>699512013
Full metal jacket
>>
>>699512167
correct
>>
>>699512011
Yeah, he was the airborne officer with the ankle, before Carpazo got shot
>>
>I am needing the moneys
>watch man make a sex with baby
>I will raping these peoples
>kill brother
>kill my families
>start with the little one
>>
>>699512241
ding ding ding
>>
>>699512188
this one's been done already
>>
>have found money
>"go with your mother you in danger"
>try to kill me with boom
>get away and get kill by mexican
>waifu get kill too
end
>>
>>699512368
Serbian Film
>>
Leonardo DiCaprio and his friends enter people while they are sleeping.
>>
>>699503508
>watching retard
>he kills shit
>holy shit, stop killing shit
>okay, we're good
>jesus, you killed more shit
>sorry, gotta kill you.
>the end.
>>
>some faggot points a stick at shit
>fat dipshit stomping on the stairs
>midgets run a bank
>drive a car into a fucking tree
>wait those guys with beards look different
>>
>>699512548
>rape
>>
>>699503508
Gravity
someone might have answered already
>>
>>699512614
Harry Potter
>>
>>699505393
End of watch?
>>
>>699512614
Hurry Pahter

Changed my life
>>
>>699511840
Nobody?
>>
>>699512881
nope
>>
>is bald
>wants to fuck a girl 1/4 of his age
>goes to prison to shag her
>she ded at end
>30% movie is dank as fuck, rest is shit
>>
>>699509670
bingo
>>
>>699512462
No country for old fags
>>
>anger child because family
>"oh shit am alone"
>"burgle time"
>ruse burgle
>kid is not as bad of a shit anymore.
>>
>me disturbed millionare
>harass mental clown
>>
Here's a hard one.
>move to house
>mom have no time
>friend with old babysitter
>he seem like bad man
>bad man almost die
>talk to friends
>bad man actually good man
>>
>is of keepings baby
>much of tic tacs being orange
>the indie is much try
>>
>>699512180
Indiana jones
>>
>wife vs robber
>memory go bye bye
>no memory :(
>sammy jenkis?
>>
>>699513150
Winner!
>>
bide is it
Biald try angst not
Hae hae yes bald
Moma mirb mam rer bib
Bib kik flip out into ocian
Kill the kill when birds
>>
>>699513269
Batman kek
>>
> o no my dauhter is going on vacay wit hore friend
> share taxi with shady paki
> o no, napped
> certain amount of insane skils
> ned to get me dater bak
>>
>>699513256
Home alone?
>>
>gay
>planes
>>
>steal man
>needs current sea
>nose e
>news=yes
>everyone bad except dead kid
>>
>>699513547

Winner!
>>
>>699503508
Wall-e
>>
>>699513543
Taken
>>
>>699513543
Taken
>>
>>699513543
Taken
Sounds kinda like a dodgy porno
>>
>military killing machine
>too good
>get fired
>whip snotty boarding school kids into shape
>>
>I make cries in future
>choke lady in phone
>lady in computer
>makes the love with the computer
>computer lady is gone
>makes cries in future
>>
>>699513763
yes
>>
>Family are move
>boy meet dirty boy
>help dirty boy find daddy
>both boys is kill
>>
>>699513847
Her
>>
>>699513814
top kek
>>
>>699513352
Someone do this one
>is of lesbian actor now
>>
>son gets kidnapped
>travel across the sea to find him
>see him being held hostage
>find him
>we live happily ever after.
>>
>>699513988

Finding Nemo
>>
>>699513902
correct
>>
>>699503508
One with jorge clooney
>>
>>699513838
That Vin Diesel movie about baby sitting
>>
>>699514046
cunt
>>
>>699514223
Nope, think black guy
>>
>cop with no hair
>go to russia
>find son there
>fight with russians
>go to chernobyl
>fight more russians
>>
>Be NEET
>live in a car
>kill a dude that killed my dudes with the help of some dude, kill the other dudes that try to kill me because I killed their dude, but this new dude isn't that bad because he's a good dude (not like us dudes)
>>
>>699514223
(The pacifier)
>>
>be me 18 y/o femanon
>love 100 y/o guy
>also love dog
>>
>Beautifool blonde home alone in middle of noware
>Prank call girl ha ha
>Ask abot wat she know abot horror movies
>She answer wrong
>She is kill
>>
>>699514223
Pitch Black
>>
>be Israelite
>unstoppable killing machine
>go to America
>become hair dresser
>bang old ladies
>>
>>699514371
Scream
>>
>>699514371
Scream
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>>699503508

>oh no i shot am bitch
>no live you
>no i kill sure it

>help help man is kil
>nu he luck out
>u villain
>nu u villain

>u don goofied fellas
>u don goofied guy
>i got present for fellas
>oh no it villain not good present

>nu kil me i no villian
>yepo i kil villain
>hey nu kill villain

>im kil that villain
>whamo i gets shots
>hurry i am villain ok and

>im am very much disappoint
>y that guy kil villain
>bad shame
>guy kill by villain
>take shot villain

>i am dissapoint
>son friend of me friend of me an friend of son have don goofied
>man kill
>i kill villain

>wait no he no villain

>stop pls guys no pls

>stop u villain

>whamo whamo whamo whamo shots kil

>oh no kiddio we done for

>i villain

>y
>>
>>699514495
Don't mess with a Zohan
>>
>>699514314
Die hard the never ending
>>
>>699512614
Harry Potter
>>
>>699514355
Twilight
>>
>>699514355
Gerontophilia?
>>
>>699514505
ayyy
>>
>>699514578
Yup!
>>
>>699514636
Yeeee!
>>
>>699513669

why has no one gotten this one
>>
>>699508144
GOT?
>>
>>699510245
Thunder dome
>>
>>699514507
I have absolutely no fucking idea
>>
>>699515009
Good guess, read the hints.
>>
child is a ass of hole
mom sad
boo
both are spooked
metaphor
>>
>Kids in lake
>Evil lizards
>I cuh fix dat
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