Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699493714
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed
>>699498873
Cold blood and in winter she would imbernate but what i know is that she will work like a blanket,in the cold winter nigths she will mantein your body temperature
>>699499024
You were cooler never saw some X-COM Miia
>>699499377
kek
>>699498766
Chek'ed
Claim the best waifu that will ever exist
still here
>>699499736
Ey, pediks.
I hate Draven players.
Syndra is my best waifu. I like to claim her more than the others.
>>699500000
>You will never be this good
>>699498062
Never suspected you to be a cold play fan, I like some of their music as well
Although I can never listen to them for too long
>>699498120
Yea you miss a lot tbh, we just watched a great movie
>>699498149
I'm having trouble kek
>>699498339
Yea I just want to go back to my apartment
>My roomie has the best WiFi which I leech off
>>699498461
I see okay.
Never had the need to move out? For study or something?
>>699499293
Meh I feel like I see you a lot so why not
What happened to make you think this?
>Claimed
>Sorry late answer on you all went to get some painkillers
Claimed.
>>699500033
Your trip dubs command it.
Tho Kongou is better, desu.
>>699500098
So i guess i can expect you to be asleep within the hour
>>699500162
How does he sit on his malformed ass?
Tea tea tea
>>699500168
Nah
tea tea
tea
tea tea tea
rattle
tea
Kys
Penny Claim!
>Fucking Kapkan.
>>699500098
I listen to them all the time
>They're my fav band.
>>699500098
well at least someone has it. painkillers for what?
>>699499736
Miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
>>699499809
>Polish is for pediks
ohh you pidar
>>699500098
I did for a year but the campus had a land line so i used that
>dont have any friends to text
>>699499494
sounds good desu~
>>699500248
I don't know.
All the waifus.
>>699500469
Oh dear god were under attack !
>>699500447
I think Hank should stick to the grill
brb shower time
>ill reply to anything when i get back
Saber claim
>>699500734
clean between your legs you fucking cunt
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>699500778
Suck my dick
>>699500248
Probably. However I am going to destroy your expectations
>>699500335
Whats your favourite album?
>I liked the one with viva la Vida
>Dont know how the album is called
>>699500345
Everything. I have this sometimes, my whole body just says no and starts hurting
It's weird
>>699500442
Huh that's weird never heard of a landline on a campus
You had one right?
>Too soon?
>>699500734
Cya
these rules are shit.
I'm glad this shit is a big fucking joke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIEIIIEIEIEIEI
>>699499293
Come watch dune bro!
We just started it.
>>699500778
>7/7/8
>gets 778
How?
>>699500852
that is weird. what do you normally do?
>>699500852
I like X&Y
>I think Viva La Vida is also the album title.
>>699500819
Heyo~
>>699500688
He should.
>>699500581
He's old fashion.
>>699500988
I'm lucky that's how :^)
>How're you doing
>Seriously I freaked out when I saw that
>>699500849
>Not trips
Not my master
>>699501259
>Image
>>699500442
>dont have any friends to text
damn :<
Your waifu's are demons who accept worship
You will all burn in eternal hellfire
>>699499927
the man who never leave the "waifu claiming"...
i like your waifu, maybe I'll wait for your sleep time to claim her...
also, this other snek claimed, for now...
>>699500799
rude.
>>699501069
What do you mean normally do?
Like how to handle the pain? I always swallow pain killers and fall asleep then it's over
>>699501161
Oh kek that's awkward
>>699501161
Hey~
>>699501259
Totally envious:^)
>doing fine. At aunt's house watching little cousin play gow for some reason cause bored :/. Wouldn't blame ya
>>699500734
have fun(?)
>>699501591
>I mean, according to your god.
>But my god is different.
>inb4 childrapist allah
>No.
>Funyclaimer back
>D.va claimed
>>699501591
Naw. Muh waifu is a gud gurl
>>699501641
Now that I got that godly roll will you rescind those statements from yesterday
;^)
>I'm just playing MGSV now
>>699501615
Although it was also released on "Death And All His Friends" as well so its either or.
>>699501641
Whats up smugz?
>>699499736
Privyet tovarshchi, I am back
I Claim Eucliwood and Rikka
>>699501886
YOURE A FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT
>>699502115
>Chill.png
>>699502105
>Trying to claim without pics.
>>699502115
Nah, white.
>Galil
>Not worth adding to image limit
>>699501886
lets fucking jump this bitch !
>>699501595
it may be sooner than you think.
>>699501615
oh well thats one way to do it
>>699499736
QOTT:Fill this in.
>>699502333
I agree with trips guy
>>699502378
cutest claim
>>699501819
You sure did get that grand get, perhaps when 'she' shows up ;^)
>a different game from lol or ds i see
>>699501830
At cousin's house and watching little cousin playing gow. He's not very good and has lots to learn. Yourself?
>>699502378
I see u lil ship
>>699502479
>Galil
>>699500734
Make sure to wash away all your past mistakes
it might take a while
>>699500852
the challenge has been issued
>>699501184
that gif seems oddly sad
>>699502294
>trying to claim two waifus without pics
FTFY
>>699502479
>oh god im tearing up
>>699502479
Will you stop this shit?we already know how fuckup we are
>>699502702
Yeah but I want to know
>>699502105
what kind of pig shit are you, claiming 2 waifus?
and no image of your choice? What the fuck, nigger?
Also, Rikka claimed! Learn this, faggot!
>>699502479
Ok
>>699502635
Supposed to be.
>>699502479
>Penny
>>699502479
>I can't even win loser bingo
>>699502809
Im going to claim your waifu if you don't straighten the fuck up
>>699502611
Cutest anon
You're feeling better?
>>699502615
>no you don't
Esdeth
>>699502841
>Doesn't say who he is
Who are you
Claiming
>>699503007
Who are you
>>699503015
I like this claim
>>699502615
Kek
I was playing Siege but now I'm gonna chill for a bit.
>>699501886
Galil!~
>Sorry I didn't notice sooner
>Was doing some hardcore Siege.
552 Commando is still beastly.
>>699502983
kek
>>699503149
>forgot fucking image.
>>699502105
Because you're an worthless sinner, i claim Eucliwood, for god's sake!
>>699501830
Oh thats weird
I actually think my dad has the album
I could look for it if I want and listen to it again
>What is YouTube
>>699501886
>>699502115
Have to agree with this anon, you shoplifting nigger
>>699502354
Probably not the right way
Now that I told someone for the first time I realised how weird it sounds.
I might go see a doctor
>>699502635
Fuck. Well help me then
What are you up to?
>>699502983
Kek
>>699502979
Cute destroyer spotted
>>699502615
I'm not sure I trust that smile
>I play a lot more than just those games you know
>>699502983
Yeah I mean.... I'm not surprised.
>>699503284
how often does it happen
>>699502983
winner of the losers !
>>699503209
Disgusting normie
claimed
>>699502983
kek
Fucking claimed
>>699502983
"tbh humans would be much better but i don't like jail"
>>699503553
I missed that one.
>>699502479
not that bad i guess
>>699503553
This shouldn't surprise me at this point. It really shouldn't
>>699502943
Never! She's MY waifu until the 404 comes.
claimed
>>699503381
Usually not that often but this past week twice.
If it happens again this month I'll go see a doctor
>>699503458
Hey mercy how are you holding up?
>>699503284
I'm not really up to much, I would play vidya, but i don't have much to do in that until tuesday
>>699502479
>>699503957
thats probably a good idea yeah
Claimed
Calamity-masu'd
God I'm inactive
>>699503972
quick anon taste your own cum to win !
>>699503284
Nice
>The only albums my parents own are country music
>Not my style tbh.
>>699502979
You're right
>>699503015
Absolute sword
>>699503149
Best type of game mode in rts games. Sieges
>>699502983
>
>>699503289
Aww why is that?~
>teasing ya~
>>699504105
>not a thumbnail
Good job, have a (you)
>>699502979
I wish, by this point.
No. The more I learn and reflect on the situation -- just getting worse with each passing day.
>>699504197
I WON
>>699502479
>Ran
>>699503220
>>699503149
Hey Penny
>>699503284
I'm white though
:^(
>>699502983
Esdeath is showering (and obviously, changing) right now though so you can cross at least 2 of thoss off
>>699503429
Well, /k/ is the most normie board.
>>699503458
Hey Mercy
>>699503545
I seriously love this gif.
>>699503747
That's actually kinda bad.
>>699504015
>No "If this post ends in X you must Y"
For shame Waifu Machine
>>699503972
Taste it , >taste the cum
>>699504258
>better at using phones
My mom would be so proud
>>699504336
Likewise.
>>699499736
Are there a bunch of impersonators, or are you on a phone or something?
>>699504408
aaaand you failed
>>699503970
I don't think I can quite follow.
Why cant you play games?
>>699504064
So what are you up to?
>>699504105
Yo what's up
>>699504204
Kek where do you live?
>USA duh
I mean what state
>>699504291
>>699503972
I really wish I would have done this before taking a shower a minute ago.
>>699504336
I wouldn't have gotten it anyway, but OK.
If this post ends in a 4, you must post a picture of your Waifu holding either
>a gun
>something in her mouth
>something between her toes
or
>a musical instrument
>>699504476
you got something in your right eye there
>>699504520
Now I know which one is the thumbnail
>equally dumb with phones
>>699504427
Hank, you're so chill.You're great.
>>699504336
i didnt think it was that bad
>>699504527
watching thread. head still hurts
>>699504527
Warframe gets an update tuesday, other than that, i don't have anything to really do
unless I wanna play Overwatch or Dark Souls 3 again
>>699504723
Her outfit is somewhat familiar...
it reminds me of someone
>>699504206
You have a track record of being a smug sonuvabitch
>>699504740
Thanks.
>>699504533
:)
/b/ how autistic is it to feel bad about switching husbandos?
I've had the same husbando since 08ish. I have his suit, painted him on my old bedroom wall.
But now I'm much older, I don't like him or the edgy shit anymore and pic related has taken my heart.
I just feel kinda bad because I got my first job wearing the suit of my original husbando ect.
>>699504476
>rattle rattle
Ice claim.
Hello friends!
>>699504835
It's every moe outfit ever
It reminds me of Faris nyan nyan
>>699504660
Goddamnit.
I just can't get the digits I need.
>>699504206
By that I mean Rainbow Six Siege.
>Mmmboi
>>699504336
Ya know I realized something today
>I would have a Colt 1911 if it wasn't for my grandpa.
>So like, my grandpa was this WW2 vet and he had an army issue 1911 with army issue holster
I still have the holster, will take pics if requested.
>I don't blame my grandpa really but this is how it went
>Granpappy had 5 kids
>One of which was borderline retarded
>The rest were, and some are, still pretty dumb
>He gets a bit afraid that they'll fuck themselves up with that 1911
>Ends up going to a gun shop and trading it for a .22 revolver and rifle.
>Trains the kids with the two new guns
>Ends up later giving them to me because everyone else was a grubby little shit and I was the only one who actually hung out with him.
Now I did get two guns out of that, and I'm not complaining, I'm just imagining what could've been.
>>699504527
I live in Idaho~
>Use to live in VA
>>699505005
Will never not claim.
>>699502354
Really? Good. But how soon?
>>699505001
someone stuck their dick in her eye
Claiming before I go to sleep. Have a great day / night everyone!
>>699505109
>Get that food out from between your disgusting toes you filthy fucking whore.
>>699505166
I hope you never wake up
>>699504476
Not interested in responding.
And yes, rendering some stuff and its taking way too long, but it should only take a few more minutes.
>>699505001
Eye got it
her outfit was
>
>>699505040
>>699504935
>Rattles
Hi bully.
>>699504715
I don't know about that. I think it's actually missing, at least part of it
>>699505148
Kind of.....
>>699505366
Hi bigger bully
>>699505325
Oh that crazy bitch
I've had enough Yanderes for one month
>>699504715
That's not right.
>>699505137
probably another 6 hours or so
>>699504336
Then why steal.
Do your race proud, we have to sperate us from those apes
>>699504764
You sure you don't need some painkillers dude?
>>699504835
Oh I see.
Are those the only games worth mentioning?
>>699505166
Sleep tight ruby~
>>699505232
>she restrains you and shoves it in your mouth
Nice job, Anon, it's almost as if you wanted this to happen.
It's almost as if you wanted to eat her sweaty foot-stink chocolate.
>>699501886
Здравствуйте, лохи .
How's everyone doing?
>best communist weapon claimed.
>>699505681
Footfags are fucking weird.
>But its not the worst fetish out there.
Claimed
>>699504848
Im well aware of that. And i love it so much! How about this being trustful?
>
>>699505090
Oh. Never played a tom clancy game
>>699505166
Night!
>>699505122
Good dedication, anon
>>699504660
Haha fuck you I'm not doing it because you didn't get the 4
>>699504764
Tomoko, you may need to rethink your life.
>>699504917
It's alright, the relationship is dead.Its OK to switch in these circumstances, but most of the time it isn't.
>>699504942
Privyet, krem devushka neapolitanskaya led
>>699505090
Kinda sucks, you can just buy a similar 1911 though.
>>699505575
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
>>699505373
This isn't a fucking cringe thread !
>>699504917
The heart crawls where it cannot go, and the spirit has the choice to deny or embrace
its pretty autistic but we're all autists so you don't stand out
>refer to anything Edgedeath
>>699505480
Pfft.
I only bully people i think can handle it.
I'm not much of a bully.
>>699505575
ill be fine.
>>699505871
yeah i know
>>699504206
>you better think that
>>699503289
>not spotted
>>699504261
Well, fuck
Well if you can't get your friendship back, might as well focus on yourself. Just try to get over it, alright?
>>699505871
>implying any Galil not holding a gun is a real Galil
>>699499736
Mistato best girl
/thread
>>699500849
where is this from?
>>699505575
pretty much, though i could play through Transistor again, just for the soundtrack
Or speedrun Furi
maybe fire up my PS3 and play Shadow of the Collosus
>>699505910
Sometimes I forget these threads aren't like the rest of /b/
>>699505871
Why are you speaking Russian, you western Jew?
>>699505994
But what if i can't handle it
Stop being a mega bully
>>699505915
Someone hold my tongue I think im about to have a seizure !
>>699505550
Oh, not soon at all, you little liar.
>Grandma's watching the news
>Story about some racist thing on campus
>Black guy comes on
>"In order to be racist you need to have power and a platform to control"
I...what? No. That's not how that works. What the fuck is this feminism tier logic?
>>699505544
Unfortunately it is.
>>699505319
There we go.
>>699505854
I don't know~
>>699506001
Boss you might be losing your touch do you still remember cqc
Could I make this filename better?
>>699506123
would a well placed backhander remind you where you are?
>>699506141
Then tell me to stop in a way i believe is sincere.
>>699506168
it may be longer now. but thats ok you can talk to me if you like.
>>699506284
I give it a 2/10
really pleb tier
>>699506266
You don't get to call me boss, non-Maki person
>>699506209
Have you never heard of Black Lives Matter?
It's black supremacists with a victim complex
>>699506361
Pls stop bully
You hurting my feels ;-;
>>699505720
Zatknis' pedik suka
>>699506011
FUCK.The gif I posted has her holding a gun.
You work in mysterious ways, waifu machine.
>>699506136
She's a Russian works for the Israeli military and lives in Isreal.She isn't 100% Jew.
>>699506209
Some feminist said that before so that a woman besting a man with a belt wasn't domestic violence/abuse.
>>699506284
I like it.
>Galil
>>699506590
Not buying it. I'll (mostly) stop anyways though.
>>699505871
You do.
I think prison will do you well son
>>699505996
You probably know yourself better than me
>The loser bingo wasn't that bad btw
I have seen worse kek
>>699506088
All sound like great choices, though you can also just listen to a track without playing the game
>Shadow of the colossus
That game was so fucking amazing
>>699506284
I'm not sure what you mean by rebither
>Tsun yun
>>699505854
Tom Clancy is fun
>Tfw Siege does remind me of FE when you get a siege level and you've just gotta hold out.
>Tfw you have that one OP character hanging out and the rest are powerleveling
Yeyuh.
>>699505871
Yeah.
>But at least my grandpappy was cool as hell.
>>699505871
>Privyet, krem devushka neapolitanskaya led
Si Senior