/b/ so I'm going to get jumped. I got in fight today with a another guy because he tripped me up. His piece of shit nigger friends all jumped me at one go and told me that there looking for me and are going to jump me as they left. I can take one nigger on but not a group of them, the problem is they know were I work. I am only in this town for 5 more days, how can I avoid being jumped by these fuckers there will be like 10-12 of them, besides the fact that they could wait outside my work which I cant avoid, how can I avoid them in public. Also I live in the uk so no guns.
>>699477130
talk to the police? carry a knife?
>>699477408
Knife might have to be a option but police are fucking useless. All I can do is tell them what these guys look like and where they hang out but nothing they can really do until I get jumped and mugged.
Fight them, use weapons
>>699477130
just carry around a fucking axe
Every one of them will talk shit but not approach you if you pull a knife
Get yourself a nice shiv, pepper spray or a telescopic batton and keep with you. Also talk to the police but i doubt they will do anything about it do you are on your own. Good luck
>>699477130
Don't go anywhere alone
Bring Chicken.
>>699477775
Almost quints is almost correct.
>>699477777
Lets ask him?
>>699477130
Where in UK do you live I'll try and help if I can
Drive everywhere
Throw them a watermelon, basket ball or chicken from kfc and watch how they kill each other for it
>>699477130
Niggers will never 1v1 so, I guess you could just carry a knife. You should also poison the knife with some kind of chemical or rub feces on it. Niggers wont last long when there poisoned.
>>699477743
Are you trying to get OP murdered? Because that's how you get OP murdered.
Here, OP. Might not do you any good in time, but whatever.
Quit being a fucking prissy pussy and face the consequences. As a white drunken father I can tell you that you disappoint me. Your mother made you this way.
>>699477647
>>699477743
>>699477775
>>699477838
I got a friend who I work with everyday so got him but we will both get jumped and I can take on some, Im only 21 and the guys who fucked with us look like there 18-19 but there mates are like 25-30 and there big and im sure they carry as well, but yeah the police wont do shit, especially with all this anti police nigger shit going around now in south England, good luck I guess.
>>699478104
poor mans james bond
>>699478274
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees. Take as many of them with you as possible. Fight to kill.
keep a 2x4 up your sleeve for the next 5 days.
Learn some basic fighting moves, learn to kick properly. It's easy and no one expects it. say you wanted to land a left foot... Turn your right foot outwards so your toes face your right, lift your left leg up and pull it in to your torso as you rotate your body in the direction that your right foot is facing, and look over your left shoulder as you extend the left foot outwards in a sharp sudden motion. Look to use the heal like a fist.
when you punch keep it controlled and jab, dont fling your arm like a windmill. Dont aim for the brow... the sweet spots are the side of the head and jaw, tap someone in the jaw and it trips a nerve from the brain to the body thus dropping them.
>>5ft7 and I got tired of being pushed around and taking shit
>>699477130
dont bring any weapons, show up with nothing but your fists, if you bring a weapon, It wont matter, if all of them charge you at the same time, you cant do anything, and they'll take your weapon and probably kill you, stop being a bitch, knock one or 2 out and take it
>>699478575
This.
>>699478804
>dont bring any weapons, show up with nothing but your fists
Tyrone, or whatever passes for that name in Britbongistan, go and stay go. You have a group against you, you should goddamn well have an equalizer.
Also, one more tip before I head out, OP. Know your environment. Know where the alleyways are. Use chokepoints so they can't all attack you at once. And once again, fight to kill. You get one of them on the ground, you stomp on his god-damned neck.
Niggers are cowards. They will scatter if enough of them die.
buy 2-3 cans of pepper spray. practice with one: pulling it out, spraying, even get a SLIGHT taste of it so you'd know what it's like. (prepare some milk to cure it if "slight" goes wrong.)
get a knife BUT DON'T PULL IT out unless they attack you with one. fyi if there's a knife fight w/ 5 dindus then 99% you die. don't start one.
1. try to avoid (back door, hoodie, fake glasses and mustache, not kidding)
2. if facing dindus, use pepper and run away
3. if they pull a knife you're dead meat so pull yours and take down as many nignogs as you can
the order is important
godspeed anon
>>699477603
remember to hold your knife firmly at all times cause if you manage to loose it, they'll pick it up and kill you
stop being a little bitch, take the ass beating. stand your ground.
>>699477130
>5 more days
fuck work for 5 days. you are moving
>>699478274
I'm in N/E so impossible for me to help in a certain way. I've worked a lot down south though. If your in London especially south of the river do not carry a knife costly will all carry and most likely at least one will have a shooter. You might come across bad gangs all over the south but none will be as bad as the London gangs. So I reckon the best you can do is carry a couple of squirting bottles of amonia. Soon as you blast the first 2 or 3 in the eyes the rest won't come near you. Always make sure to put some type of glasses on yourself when you're going to use that shit
>>699478804
This.
Don't take anything with you to help you protect yourself. Just get yourself kicked to a fucking pulp and when you're lying in traction you can pat yourself on the back (well, when you get your feeling back) and know that your tolerance was no match for their physicality.
If you really want to avoid a fight, don't take notice of this >>699478804 retard. Strip naked and arm yourself, I guarantee no one will go anywhere near you. Alternatively smear yourself in shit and, again, I guarantee no one will go near you.
Don't bring a weapon unless you're prepared to use it. If you bring a knife and you hesitate, I can guarantee that you'll end up in the morgue. If someone pulls a knife on me you'll be damn sure I'm ready to fight for my life.
>OP pulls knife
>niggers pull heater
>OP pulls heater
>niggers pull heater
Don't fucking go outside.
>>699479173
>if they pull a knife you're dead meat so pull yours and take down as many nignogs as you can
lmfao
OP, I haven't read the whole thread yet, but I wanna get this down before I pass out coz I'm stoned.
These fucks probably don't wanna grass you up or go to cops so we're taking all out warfare, no-holds barred, right?
Do this -
1) buy household ammonia
2) put in a Jif lemon squeeze bottle, the ones that are like a plastic lemon, not the bottle, ffs.
3) your choice as to whether you give them a verbal warning or not.
4) they jump you, pull it out lemon, give everyone a good spray, especially the biggest bastards.
5) go for the eyes and face if it looks life or death.
6) the guys you sprayed are blinded and moaning in pain. You want to use this Window of opportunity of the second wave of niggers reacting to what happened or thinking it over, you can tell 'em it's acid and you got more for them if they want it.
7) keep a little in the Jif lemon for any pursuers, but run away fast so you give them an easy out and they save face.
>>699477647
This
Don't you have Nigger hating friend OP?
Call them up, Or call Klu Klux Klan,
They got secret dispatch units in some areas
Don't get pepper spray get bear mace that'll fuckm up
>>699479577
True, I live on the outskirts of London. There are guns about and you never know who has one now. Knife might not be the idea, but same time I might just keep one in case and only pull it if I have to. Amonnia might be good and same with the 2x4 >>699478575. I guess I just have to watch my back.
I've uploaded some schematics that might help
Just carry a knife bud. Preferably a big one if you can manage to conceal it well. If they are really down to hurt you then what difference does it make. You pull it and they freak out, or you pull it and you fight for your life. Regardless you are in a better position with a weapon. There's a reason people started using them.
>>699477130
Wear a fake suicide bomber vest
When you see them coming open your jacket to reveal the vest and shout Allahu ackbar
Grow a beard for better effect
>>699480142
>run away fast so you give them an easy out and they save face
This. This whole thing is a pride game to them. Your life is worth more than your pride, but they don't think the same way. Give them an out that lets them tell their buddies "mang dat lil cracka bitch run like a bitch, bitch", and they'll take it.
>>699478092
Niggers only 1v1 against anyone they know they can beat.
Bring a basket ball
when they approach you just start dribbling
> how about we take this up on the court? "
> aw shiyt niga dis bwoi don aks' us fo a B-bal match fam blud bruv
>rinse them with your unexpected skills
> Ay yo, fam, yo dis niga white honkey is gud m8 lets all be bloods now
Problem solved and you've got some new allies to add to your garrison.
>>699480523
Exactly. OP run like the faggot bitch you are. Run Forrest RUN
Or some lighter fluid and a zippo.If its like 3 of them you can get all of them pretty well doused. You dont have to actually light them on fire, but the implied threat of burning them alive will do wonders
>>699479577
Yeah, this nigga.
Pull a knife in Peckham, you'll get your ass killed.
I've known badass mofos scared to hang around Peckham or go after dark.
I elaborated on it before I read the thread, here -
>>699480142
but I know a guy that saw this skinny fuck take down two meatheads who tried starting shit with him on a bus. they dropped like two sacks of shit, choking, blinded, and skin burning.
He walked off the bus calmly like 'deal with it'...
FUCK EVERYONE. GET BEAR MACE AND CARRY IT. When they run towards you spray it backwards. They all won't show up at the same time. Or there can't be every fucking single one of them.
And if it is. Yell for help while running and using bear mace all over them. If you have it on you you'll feel so much safer. But it's huge.
I can't recommend a knuckle duster enough. Brilliant little tool if you can already throw a decent punch. Aim for the nose of the biggest one first.
Get the manager to offer those niggers a job. They'll evaporate like brown water.
>>699477130
Go back in time, don't fight a nigger because he tripped you. It's literally that easy.
>>699480775
how the fuck are you going to douse 3 men in lighter fluid
>>699481092
then a nigger pulls a knife and you're fucked
>>699480693
idk why but i fuckin lol'd @ "garrison"
>>699480274
Handy, but only Tony Stark can make an arc reactor.
>>699481169
Super soaker
>>699477855
kek
>find nigger
>shank self
>threaten to sue
>?????
>profit
>>699481306
Super soaker?
>>699480142
Excellent advice.
>>699477130
Buy a machete from Walmart or something, learn some basic chinese broadsword skills. Don't die, profit.
>>699481364
Retarded teenager confirmed
>>699477130
You sound like White trash to me anon. You should not be within 100 yards of niggers at any time. Successful people don't have these problems. Apply yourself.
Quit living in such a shithole country. That's how you avoid getting jumped by nigras.
>>699477130
leave through the backdoor
>>699481397
Reading comprehension. Get some.
>>699481169
You can buy a bottle of it. You know, the ones that squirt out like a solid 5 feet. I'm surprised you've never seen them. When they get close just whip it out quickly and start spraying. They won't hit you, they'll be thinking what the fuck the whole time and trying to avoid getting wet. Make sure to have the zippo ready and preferably lit.
>>699478104
why is this a .gif?
metal baseball bat
rake
garden hoe
choose your weapon
>>699480142
In fact, to be honest, the lemon juice itself is pretty effective. Lemon juice in the eye is no joke.
If you mix with Chilli powder, even more so.
In future, if you have more time, you can buy high grade 100% capsaicin powder from eBay, which is the ingredient in pepper spray.
You have to boil and strain it to get proper 'juice' though.,in a mob situation, it's hard to use precision tools like guns and knives.
You need a melee weapon.
This had coverage, as a constant stream can hit several targets and cause retreat...
>>699477130
Want a solid advice?
Use a cab to get to work and back. You're safe at work and at home.
5 days is nothing. You'll make it.
>>699481688
you make it sound so easy though. There isn't going to be a stand-off when these guys come. They're just going to beat the shit out of op. But yeah, I know the bottle kind.
simple if they charge you strip naked and fight
>>699477130
You shown them your trips? I can't imagine what they will do when they see quads. Check em.
>>699481731
I didn't make the fucking thing. However, you should be aware that 'gif' does not immediately equate to 'jpg that moves'.
OP go to your local bar and hire some Chad's to protect your ass. Get 3 of em and hire them for $20 a day.
$60 a day ain't much to not fucking die.
Don't bring a knife unless you're prepared to butcher. Clinch it because if it falls loose you're dead.
>>699481994
If you've ever been in a situation where you are outnumbered you would know that they are going to try and toy with him first, scare him. If OP start running they chase and fuck him up. If they run into him they'll fuck with him first. In which case OP gets the bottle out and starts spraying. No threats, just spray. It's scary because it's crazy. Pride or no pride some guy getting ready to burn you alive is a terrifying thing. And I'm saying this from experience. I've seen someone do it to two people.
>pay someone to rape you
>call police
>blame niggers
>>699482288
Well seeing as I have been jumped 3 times I would say I have some experience in the matter.
>>699481590
Is a machete somehow a gun in the retarded country where you live? Maybe you should learn to read. This is the best advice OP has received.
>>699482523
Out of the 3 times
>were they niggers
>how many each time
>did you win or lose each time
>did you ever get a knife pulled / pull one
>>699482523
Then you should know that they won't start hitting unless you get ready to fight or run. If you are just standing there no one is going to run up and deck you. I've been jumped too, Every faggot in a group loves to toy around
>>699477130
throw a basketball in front of them. Its like a smoke bomb but for niggers.
>>699477130
Hold a job fair at your workplace
>I am only in this town for 5 more days
Leave now
Change your plans
In the uk the most common method of self defence is a suicide vest.
>>699482978
LMFAO
>>699482614
>First time was all niggers, second and third time were white.
>4 the first time, 2 the second and 4 the third.
>second time was the only one i was able to do anything, i'm pretty sure i broke the jaw of one of them
>never gotten a knife pulled on me when i was jumped, but a guy pulled a knife on me in a bar about 2 years back
>>699482638
guess you got some weird motherfuckers jumping people where you are.
>>699482586
You aren't really aware of exactly how retarded the U.K.'s laws truly are, are you?
"Buy a machete at WalMart". God fucking damn, anon. You have the internet; use it and educate yourself.
>>699479294
THIS fuckin genius.
>>699480142
Ok, I got some more, other options or backups.
These are better since the UK law allows 'improvised weapons' but might get you in trouble if caught with ammonia in a lemon.
1) carry a lynx bullet pocket spray
2) combine with windproof 'turbo' lighter (always lights up) blowtorch style
3) combine to make pocket flamethrower
4) could be combined with Jif lemon filled with lighter fluid
5) leg it. On your toes, son.
Option 2 -
Carry a carrier bag with 1/2 cans of soda. Twist at top while being rushed/cornered, spin bag fast and use like a cosh to smack the biggest bastards or threats - closest ones, armed ones, etc
Run.
where you live mate ill back you
>>699477130
Find a neonazi gang in your area and pay them to protect you. Or better yet pay an off duty cop to follow you around
>>699483735
>Pocket flamethrower
>>699483591
>not allowing any fucking rando to buy a huge buttfuck knife at a convenience store
>retarded
burgers really are the niggers of the developed world
Just use pepper spray or a hammer
>>699483735
Is OP Inspector Gadget?
>>699483591
You have Google then as well. Try searching "sarcasm" and "autism."
>>699484137
>not allowing your citizens to defend themselves against irate niggers or sandniggers or their own government
How's that boot leather taste, nigger?
>>699484354
Stop damage-controlling and just type some fucking letters into Google, fuck-knuckle.
POCKET SAND
>>699483407
When I saw the guys who were coming to jump me the first time I immediately got into a fight stance, so they charged and started swinging.
The second time I ever got jumped I looked at them for a bit. (I was holding a metal rod they didn't see), SO they came up laughing and calling me names and threatening me.
No reaction leaves them at ease and lets them think they have power over you. They will still fuck you up, but they won't come at you fast and hard.
>>699484451
because one man having a machete will make any difference when youre getting jumped by 10 guys who also have machetes.
numbers will always win, having a knife or a gun isnt going to change that, just make it more likely for people to die.
does your country even have education?
>>699484354
>>699484579
first time they ran me down
second time they just walked up behind me and punched me in the side of the face, luckily it wasn't a very good punch so I was still up.
third time they just shoved me and went to town.
If they want to toy with you or whatever you at least have a chance to come to grip with the situation. Unfortunately I haven't had that opportunity yet kek
>>699477603
If you have a knife you will go to prison. Our government I had a pretty girl stance on anything it considers knife crime.
Carry a fountain pen or something, equally standby and you can justify carrying it.
>>699484840
Does yours? If you had any reading comprehension skills at all, you'd realize that getting a machete in the U.K. is only slightly less difficult than, say, making your own gun.
>numbers will always win
Yeah, because no numerically-inferior force has EVER won a fight against superior numbers before. Right. You want to talk about education? Study history and why humans started using weapons in the first place.
I'm all for OP packing whatever kind of equalizer he can obtain, but I'm not the one telling him to try and "buy a machete at WalMart" in the fucking Untied Kingdom.
>>699484522
>anon thinks he's clever criticizing someone for reading comprehension
>anon can't comprehend when people are joking
>anon accuses /b/ of being the retarded ones
It's ok, you're able to live in anonymity as an autistic faggot. Your secret is safe.
>>699485207
Fucking autocorrect.
Our government has a pretty firm stance*
>>699484522
>>699484933
Samefag
>>699485369
>I got blown the fuck out!
>I know! I'll claim I was just joking!
>>699485240
we're not talking military battles here you retard, this fucking autist isnt going to outmaneuver the niggers with guerilla tactics
yes, smaller forces have beaten bigger ones before, but if you actually knew how to read you might have noticed that i was saying they would all have the same equipment if it was available. i never said anything about him being able to actually get a machete.
>telling me about reading comprehension
also
If you had any reading comprehension skills at all, you'd realize that getting a machete in the U.K. is only slightly less difficult than, say, making your own gun.
what the fuck are you even talking about here, i literally have no idea where this came from
>>699485240
You're chatting shit anon you can't get a machete but you can stroll into Wilko's and buy a small hatchet, plaster knife, set of carving knives etc.
A few solutions.
> Don't work
How bad will it be ? It's a matter of life and death at this point dude. Or at least leave earlier in the day so everyone sees you leaving.
> Knife
Worst solution, it's not the worst because it doesn't have any effect but it's the riskiest, using a knife or any melee weapon is making them angrier you will get the beating of your life or probably get killed.
> Pepper spray, acid
Best solution imo, but it needs a little push, the solution isn't the center of this technique, you need to scare them with a warning, if they don't back off, let someone go at you and spray the shit out of him and if anyone is around you, point at him and ask "YOU, CALL THE COPS PLEASE"
I insist that you point at someone specifically, don't yell help in the street you won't get nobody to help you
> Doggo
If you can get yourself a good scary doggo.
Get yourself that doggo, he will bite like a doggo is doing.
Or you could just read the art of war by sun tzu and fuck off
>>699479173
>pepper spray
>UK
Das illegal here too old boy.
>>699485911
>blown the fuck out
Jesus dude, you are beyond help. 14 yo confirmed.
>>699486230
With or without a license? I've seen some shit that makes me seriously consider whether or not the citizens of the U.K. even WANT to live.
>>699485911
See you in a future cringe bread
>>699477603
>...told me that there looking for me and are going to jump me...
thats enough to involve the police or stab the mofo if he and his buddies come close to you
but make sure the knife is not longer than 2 inches, lel
>>699477130
Pic related?
>2016
>can't get get a gun
that's what you get for jacking off to drawn naked Mongolian people all day
>>699481903
>lemon juice
>chilli powder
OP wants to fend off a marauding hoard of dindus, not season them.
Become the hunter. Start with the original guy, since you know where to find him. Handle him. Get his phone. One by one, send SMS messages to his posse. Lure them into out of the way places. Handle them. All. You have five days.
Problems solved.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>699486355
how fucking dangerous is america that you think you need to carry a gun around with you to feel safe?
our solution is to not be a shithole third-world country and it works pretty well for us
>>699477130
Just leave town earlier fagget.
>>699487202
>it works pretty well for us
Worked pretty well for the people that got beheaded in broad daylight in a crowded street, too.
>>699486917
kek
>>699485240
Wrong, I knew a guy keeps a machete in his flat but then he was a dealer at the time and had been robbed.
The point is you can't just walk around with a machete.
In fact, the law is, the blade must be under 2.5 inches, no assisted opening blades, no combat features like serrated grips, locking blades, and generally no knife you don't have a reason for.
Technically, you can buy any bladed tool or implement or weapon here very easily.
It's one thing to keep it in your house, as a tool or display piece, or ornamental, etc or with fishing gear or tool box/shed, and another to have it under your bed or tucked into your jacket all day while popping out shopping, or going to to a job or place that doesn't require said tools.
I used to carry several large knives in a roll in a rucksack going to work and back since I was a student chef at the time. I also carried a penknife on a keychain for years, that was over the legal limit, but I worked with parcels at the time, I felt I could justify it.
Likewise, if I am a roofer or carpet fitter, I may have a larger knife on me, or may have just bought a sword or machete and have it wrapped or boxed in a bag with the receipt.
So the situation depends a lot.
>>699486334
fair point but i know that. still better than ending up ded.
have to do sg so anon can run away safely.
how to get it there is sg i dunno unfortunately.
>>699487317
embellishment at its finest. there have been a few beheadings by the mudslimes, I won't deny that. but in a crowded street? you're delusional mate, stop making shit up to defend your shitty country
>>699487882
Five seconds in Google.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0f_1369235265
>>699478274
>police wont do shit, especially with all this anti police nigger shit going around now in south England
Euro cops absolutely amaze me. They get hired for a job they are angrily told they aren't allowed to do by the same people being victimized.
>>699487839
My point is anon, ain't nowhere to buy it from and have it available to use on short notice.
>>699477130
Situation is perfect time to point out that your govt doesn't care about you and won't let you adequately defend yourself because with the ability to adequately defend yourself comes the ability to overthrow the govt. they don't trust you. Pack of niggers wants to jump me in America? I might go to the hospital but some of if not all of them will be going to the morgue. But this is a prime example of why y'all need to campaign to have your gun rights restored now that brexit happened.
>>699487202
Behold. The famous safety fallacys, AKA a peek inside mind of a human dodo:
>Bad things haven't happened to me, therefore bad things never happen.
>If bad things happen, we'll just use the most inefficient method against the enemys most efficient method.
The blood is in your hands, because you have the right to vote and you misuse it. Shame on you.
>>699488053
street was busy in film, but i guarantee it wasnt during the crime. also, literally one time. are you implying people dont die in america? name literally one single time that a civilian with a gun stopped a crime with their concealed carry
>>699488537
>name literally one single time that a civilian with a gun stopped a crime with their concealed carry
http://www.cato.org/guns-and-self-defense
Okay.
>>699488515
This
>>699488515
ah, the classic burger argument: criminals have guns so we need them too
you know how often shootings happen in the UK? almost never. go check the news and see how many america has had in the last month.
also, learn how to fucking spell you absolute ape
>fallacys
>enemys
>>699483735
Bar of soap in a football sock works well..
>>699488537
We could potentially name 100k-3M times that happens in America with 99.9% of those times having no shots fired. You're retarded. And your govt is afraid of you to the point that they disarmed you.
If you are vulnerable at journey between work and home, bring clothing and don't leave work.
Cab sounds like a wise option, as does staying late or arriving so early the niggers don't anticipate you.
>>699488882
http://www.citizensreportuk.org/reports/murders-fatal-violence-uk.html
By the statistics, America's gun murders are STILL dropping faster than the U.K.'s.
>>699488882
See>>699489072
Now compare that to the 17k homicides involving guns and get back to me.
>>699481378
How the fuck can I make that glorious monstrosity?
What happens when you pull the knife in front of a pack of 20 negroes? All of then have knives, you gonna get killed. Pepper spray is the best idea.
>>699489294
With your hands.
>>699489196
They'll prolly just call the statistics racist and promptly import 100k more refugees
>>699477855
Dubs of truth.
Kek
>>699488283
well that's pretty bad. any semi legal local markets?
anon will need sg that can disable a group of nignogs and let him escape
provided he can't avoid the shit going down
>>699489196
thats because you actually have gun violence
>>699489072
>>699489199
literally just making up numbers. you think there have been 3 million incidents where a civilian has stopped a crime, with their own personal gun, and without firing a shot? youre absolutely fucking delusional, kill yourself now
>>699477130
if you know they are loitering outside just call the cops and say they offered you drugs then leave. Repeat everyday
>>699489544
I know he's just shitposting, anon; don't get me wrong. But the only way for a liar to win is for those who know the truth to remain silent.
>>699489600
It's one thing to not have gun violence. It's another thing entirely when all remaining violent crime skyrockets because civilians aren't allowed to be properly armed.
>>699477130
carry a metal object to hit them with or a knife. Or just call the fucking cops you autist
>>699489834
but is that happening, or are you just talking out of your arse?
>>699489834
That's the thing, anon. Even with their draconian weapons laws, the U.K. still has more gun violence by weight than the U.S. does.
>>699477130
bear mace. multiple cans
>>699490007
do you even watch the news? you have school shooting every fucking week fam, there is no way thats true
>>699488882
A severe case of autism doesn't free you from guilt.
Your argument is that people having no other choice but to surrender is the solution to any criminals demands or actions. This doesn't remove criminal behaviour from society, it simply allows criminals to terrorize civilians and get their way all the time.
Like I said, the blood is in your hands. No amount of denial can wash it away. You are a naive manchild whom shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>699489759
Potentially. But the 17k gun homicides is a well known figure. And the "at least" 100k is verified. It's potentially 3M because it's impossible to gather all the data. The point is the defensive uses dwarf the murders to a ridiculous margin. And it's also verified that in 99.9% of those cases no shots were fired. This article is a culmination of data from well cited sources and paints a more conservative view of 200k-2M defensive uses(in that section) and is a very accurate Obama endorsed reference(well not really since he cut it off when it became clear he wasn't gonna be able to use it to push gun control). But he is responsible for its creation.
http://www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3
>>699489383
Well yes, of course, but I meant more along the lines of directions, a guide, or maybe an informative set of pictures
>>699489937
Yes. It's happening. Especially in Australia.
>>699490171
Not him but it's true. And we don't have a school shooting every week. Maybe once every two years. And even then you're talking about 6% of 0.2% of 0.6% of all death per year in America. It's statistically insignificant and no reason to infringe further on our rights.
>>699477130
Either arm yourself with something ridiculous, like a machete, or tell the cops. That's it man, can't live in fear.
welp, this is now a gun control thread
Billhook, cops will look at it but not know what it is and let you off, Machete is too easy for them.
>>699490999
Trips speaks the truth, a gun control thread it is
>>699490661
right, so the percentage of crimes being committed without a gun increases when guns access is restricted? what are you trying to teach me here, basic logic? youre a fucking retard
show me total number of crimes increasing and maybe ill take you seriously
>>699490999
That was a clean shoot.
Just get naked if you see them. They won't touch you.
>>699491143
See Detroit and Chicago(we're gonna have to stop using Chicago soon as they've recently allowed CCW and their violent crime rate is plummeting).
Alright mate. Similar situation happened to my mate yesterday, he stabbed one and slashed him a few times; all of his mates ran off along with him. Police are not likely to be called because if they're gonna jump you doubt they are grasses
>>699490848
your rights like the second amendment? the one that specifically refers to people in military service and not every random civilian?
why do you burgers think owning a deadly weapon is a right? do you really need something other than those huge petrol guzzling trucks to make up for your micropenises?
and yes, i was exaggerating if you couldnt tell. school shootings are statistically insignificant in terms of deaths, but we still dont have them here. what benefit is it you claim giving citizens guns has? for all the crimes stopped by a civilian wielding a gun, so many more were made possible by easy access to guns for criminals
>>699491143
And then see places like GA and I think it was Vermont where guns are very accessible and see that there isn't any real violent crime rate to speak of.
>>699488659
fair enough, you got me on that one. i didnt really think it had never happened, but consider this: for all the crimes stopped by a civilian wielding a gun, how many do you think were facilitated or made possible by easy access to guns for the criminals themselves? no-one sober and sane is gonna try to hold up a liquor store with a knife
>>699491565
moar!!!!!
>>699491676
The second amendment has been upheld by the Supreme Court to "mean" that every fighting age male US citizen is the militia. And that the section that says "the people" means every individual citizen so yeah. There's that and fuck off
>>699477603
So I'm a muay thai fighter.. Been in a few fights.
Best advice is don't get into the situation.
That not being an option, DO NOT bring a weapon. The statistics especially from home robbery is 70+% of the weapons the defender uses will get used on them. Do not bring a weapon especially if you can't use it lol. For a group of guys you'd be much better off using capsicum spray or a form of mace.. Can take out multiple people in one go
>>699477130
go to the bar, find the biggest motherfucker in that bitch and tell him you got a side job if he wants the money. protection for 5 days in case they arent just talking shit
>>699492126
right, so the modern US system has told the US that already has guns and wants to keep them that they can keep them?
what a crazy scenario that could never happen unless it was totally meant by the forefathers themselves!
>>699483591
"buy a grinder and a piece of flat steel at tesco"? c'mon, guys, use a brain.
>>699484137
yeah, sure that'll work out in OPs favor.
>>699478092
>Poison the knife
Time to put down the video games sonny.
>>699478104
Yes, ...I was
Thanks faggot
>>699491837
huh, i dont know what GA is but the Vermont thing is surprising actually. maybe it does work after all, at least in americas fairly unique situation
>>699492291
Fucking liar
>>699487202
Do you remember what the fucking OP is, shitbrick?
sounds real safe...
>>699491676
Kinda funny a eurocuck that has weekly terrorist attacks is trying to justify our ownership of guns.
>>699492376
Yes friend. The modern US govt has deemed it to mean that every tom dick and harry(providing they aren't a criminal shitbag) has the right to whatever weaponry they can legally get their hands on. And legally there are 90 million of us. If guns were a problem, you'd know.
>>699492661
Georgia dummy
Be American on the internet
Damn
>>699492291
Where do you train? Ga Muay Thai fighter here.
>>699492805
if he had a gun, at least half of the niggers would too. literally solves nothing.
>>699492880
Inorite
>>699492883
90 million?
Stop posting, you're making us look stupid
>>699492880
well really the UK is only technically in europe, we're not part of the mainland and none of the attacks have been here
When they confront you do really weird shit, like act like your off your meds, with luck maybe they'll fuck off cause they think you're some weirdo, If they don't fuck off nothing you can do but fight them. Don't be afraid to fight dirty, go for the eyes, groin, and fuck it use your teeth if you have an oppurtunity to. But niggers aren't like coyotes, if you like gouge ones eye out they'll probably all fuck off but come back in greater numbers or with weapons.
>>699492899
Low violent crime in GA? Have you actually been to GA? Its rowdy as fuck.
>>699492998
Oh, they would? So you've gone from FIGHTING five guys unarmed, to being able to take several of them out before you die.
Now let's put that scenario in THEIR heads. Are their odds different?
Yes. Yes they are.
>>699491837
theres violent crime here in GA it just goes unreported. speaking out of my experience living here, you dont just get caught up in shit here unless you're looking for it.
>>699492961
You wrestle sweaty guys in tight little panties? Coool
>>699493105
90 million people in the US are willing to admit publicly that they own guns. It's definitely higher, in reality...
>>699477130
under-age reported
>>699493267
Ummmm you obviously dont know what Muay Thai is.
>>699493206
Wtf are you talking about? I didn't say shit about low crime
Godamn summer fags
It literally gets worse here every fucking day
>>699477130
Call the police for them loitering. Odds are one of them will get shot because they're black, then they'll forget about you m8.
>>699493217
youre assuming a lot here.
for one, that OP would risk "taking some of them out before dying" like dying means nothing to him, and that they wouldnt just pull guns immediately meaning he'd get shot before he'd even taken the gun off his belt
>>699493414
Yeah, kick boxing
You're so tough
Where do you get your panties though?
>>699479160
How does it feel being 12 years old?
>>699493603
Oh I get it. You're an autistic faggot.
>>699477130
Gun or a knife
None of you dumb fuckers said dogs yet. Niggers are terrified of dogs. And water. Bring dogs.... and squirt guns
Carrying an axe isnt a bad shout, tell take it to work, tell people you borrowed it from a friend to do your nans garden, no one would question a guy carrying an axe, and also no one would fuck with you, a knife is obviously to stab someone with, and no one borrows a fucking knife, but an axe is so ballsy its overlooked
Craft a homemade spear , and carry it around the next few days. Use it as a walking stick, in the mean time or something. As soon as the group shows up to get you, get naked as soon as possible, while jabbing at them with the spear. They'll probably leave you be.
>>699493523
The UK police generally deal with a problem without shooting it.
>>699493525
You're assuming a lot yourself...
Like that they actually HAVE guns, are willing to use them, are COMPETENT at using them (our thugs usually aren't...), and that somehow being shot implies you're dead. Also, 5 targets is way better odds of scoring a hit than just one.
>>699493826
Great comeback!!! You're such a big tough man!!! We're all so impressed!!! Post pics in your Muh Thai pantie outfit
>>699493902
Good call anon. Some diversionary pieces of fried chicken to throw in the other direction would likely guarantee ones safety
>>699494039
Stupid
>>699494232
This guy gets it
Why can't you just bail on work?
>>699494068
youre the one who said he was gonna die, not me. and i dont think im assuming much in thinking at least a few niggers in a pack will have guns.
competency wont matter when they're standing right next to him. and you think theyll be less willing than he is?
also i never said he couldnt hit some, im just saying that he probably wouldnt try because theres no way it doesnt end in him being dead.
>>699494393
Bitch ass move bruh
Shank the filthy fucking spear chucking niggers...
>>699477130
Plug a hole in their fucking melons. Shoot the niggers.
Pocket sand you slut
You're all overlooking the obvious. Those apes have already forgotten you. They are busy fighting amongst themselves for foties and hoes. Or in jail or dead
>>699494586
Oh, go to bed,Donald.
Ok, The Donald.
Pepper spray the group, and be a fucking savage anon, poolball in a sock.
Meet them naked. Nobody fights the naked guy
When walking in areas where you could be assaulted, soil yourself before leaving. They won't be too anxious to jump somebody with a load of faeces in his pants.
>>699479253
make your own faggot
>>699494999
I heard that works 7 out of 10 times.
OR - wear a hijab! Or niqab!
Those fucking viels that mudslimes wear!
Stash in locker or rucksack at work,
Get changed in nearby toilets or McDs whatever,
Then use your clever disguise to get home.
>>699492961
I started at iron first gym now Brisbane mauy thai
>27-8
>>699492291
this
Get some bear mace that shit will suck the air right out of you and make your face pale white.and it burns so fucking bad!
Just don't get yourself in the situation, I grew up in baltimore as whitey.. Trust me, I've been jumped more times than I can count with my two hands.
Run, just try to run.. You're not going to win against 10 ppl so save your pride, if you do find yourself sucker punched or something, just cover your head. I suggest you learn a couple good self defense moves, i'm not talking about takedowns.. for example, if you drive a punch directly into someones nose in an upward angle, it will literally push their nose right into their brain and kill them instantly. While adams apple can be alot harder, drive a punch directly into their adams apple and it can still kill.. If you find yourself being chocked, put a hand on each side of their face and dig thumbs into the nose side of their eyesockets, will pop their eyes right out.
Unless you have a gun, don't carry a knife unless you want it used on you.. Get something more like mace, or even having a tazer will scare them off.
>>699494232
> order lots of fried chicken to workplace
> have a coworker/friend park his car next to niggers
> coworker/friend pays the bill
> gets a staged phonecall
> leaves chicken on hood and rushes to workplace
> use this as a diversion
Some gun control thread this turned out to be. GAfag here. If you're gonna have gun laws we have the best in the world. As long as you're not a shitbag you can have whatever you want and if you have a permit you can carry it in public openly or concealed. Also no guns signs don't mean jack shit legally.
>>699498660
is there any point to open carry? ive only ever seen it used by attention hungry cocks who want to feel like men by going to walmart with assault rifles
>>699498862
Open carrying AR15s(which ARE NOT assault rifles) is def an attention whoring fucktard. Never seen it. I could if I wanted to. Not cool. OCing this Glock in my pic started out as "well I'm not big and a full frame prints like hell when I try it so OC it is. I have 1000+ draws on this rig so I bought one and started carrying. In GA it's not uncommon to see open carriers. When I do it I do it for exposure as if more people get used to seeing it, more people will find it normal and be cool. I conceal way more tho as its less of a distraction and I'm not an attention whore per se in that I'm not trying to make people think I'm a bad ass. I have professional state mandates police training(not a cop) so OC is more natural to me, but I CC way more with pic related.
>>699477130
>I live in the UK
you're fucked
>>699479294
This is without a doubt the best advice in the thread.
>>699500040
It's also the biggest pussy advice in the thread and does nothing to deal with the problem. Us Americans are laughing at you faggots.
>>699500297
ah yes, because picking a fight with a group of niggers is definitely the best course of action. what, you think youre gonna cure all of gang violence by standing up to these guys?
>>699481142
Underrated
Tell your work about this issue and if they care for their employees they will let you off for the 5 days. Alternatively tell them they jumped you and you're badly hurt and can't make it into work.
>>699485207
>Carry a fountain pen
>>699500582
No. But I damn sure ain't about to ruin my professional reference and rage quit life because a gang of niggers wants to beat my ass. I have more self worth than that. But it does help that I would have legal justification to bury as many of those fuckers as I could get bullets into. Must suck a fat dick to be told by your govt that if you adequately defend yourself against violence that makes you a criminal too and if you do it you might as well let them kill you because you're fucked either way.
>>699500297
Because being cool for trying to fight is better than staying alive.
Kill yourself, you're American anyways.
>>699501260
It's not about being cool. It's about maintaining yourself as a human and not bowing down to bullshit. It doesn't surprise me that this is a foreign concept to you eurofags. There's not a real man in your whole continent.
>>699492268
you actually think gun control laws are for criminals
youre a special kind of stupid
>>699502055
They just generate new criminals. Not him btw.
>>699477130
use a cab. simple as that.
>>699501602
Real men exercise every right granted to them by there creator with no remorse. They don't ask Mongolian basket weaving forums for "what do". They go handle their shit and don't ask questions. If I had a gang of niggers after me I'd go kill one unprovoked and leave a message. Problem solved. But since we're weighing out legality and circumstances I'd just arm up and when the time comes I'd take as many with me as I could. It's not about being cool or showing off. It's about this world belonging to the law abiding citizens and not the criminals. I will not be intimidated into settling for anything. I've earned what I have and I'll be damned if I let a gang of thugs try and scare me out of it.
>>699477130
Bring a bat and swing that shit around yo like full stamina high-speed fuck your teeth swings
