Trips decide what I say.

>>699460240
Layla wanna get laid?

>>699460240
Can I cum on your braces?

>>699460552
so close

>>699460240
I'm sasuke and this is my village. I train here with my brother itachi and friend Naruto. In 18 years I've learnt one thing, you never know who's going to slaughter your entire clan.

I wear women underwear

>>699460240

Hey now mamacita how about I stuff your burrito with my dick?

Suck me, beautiful

>>699460240
Can I smell your skids please?

>>699460240
How about we cover up that smile with a ball gag?

Them braces better stay out of the way while you suckin my dick baby.

You are a very beautifull girl, when are we going to make babies?

>>699460773
SUUUUCK MEEE BEAUTIFUL!!!

XD

MAN THE HARPOONS!

>>699460240
Hope my foreskin doesn't get caught in those braces

>>699460552
Rolling for this. Also when get post reply

I'm gay

Its a shame she's hiding her awful teeth if you guys ever make it so far to have kids and they are little snaggletooth idiots. You've been warned

>>699460642
Reroll

>>699461068
Rolling 4 dis

>>699461068
Roll for this

>>699461048
My friends said you are a whale, but I told them the only spear I'd throw at you is my cock.

You will have a hard time getting my pubic hair out of your braces Layla

Keep going fags

>>699461068
reroll

>>699461068
Roll

>>699460552
Reroll

I got trips bitch

taco taco burrito i want to shit on your teetho

>>699460240

Do u need me to lick u where u pee from?

Pardon me, Ma'am. May I deposit some children on your glasses?

no.

>>699461366
Winrar

Why don't you take a little bounce on my pogo stick? Burn a few calories while I watch that bouncy body shake.

sharpie in pooper

>>699461366
rolling

>>699461366
roll for this one

>>699461068
Rooollll

someone has started a thread about you on a website called 4chan/b

You look like a very nice, pretty young lady that'd I'd like to take out to dinner.

Just kidding, but hey wanna go out anyway?

ill let you suck me off if i can fog up your spectacles with a jaunty and lingering fart.

>>699461068
tryin again

Wanna go out for lunch??
And if you are still hungry I can feed you my dick. Dumb hoe.

Hi I'm married but my wife never let's me fuck the asshole. Let's go for a beer yes?

>>699461366
Roll

Got me on my knees layla, begging darling please would you ease my worried mind?

(Preferably with a good ol' fashioned blowjob, but coffee is fine)

>>699461774
roll

Wanna get rammed by my 4 inch monster cock?

>>699461804
rawl

You ever done ass to mouth after Mexican food??? Shits spicy.

please fuck my wife

>>699461811
waisted winrar

>>699461068
t>roll

>>699460240
One day I had to use the restroom at the mall. It was one of those unisex restrooms. When I got in I saw the stalls where occuppied. One had opened and a woman came out. When entered the stall I saw the woman did not flush the toilet.
Looking down with disgust something caught my eye.
I saw little white spots in her poop and on closer look can see there were white worms.
Pinworms I thought.
I thought to myself "no don't do it" but I became aroused.
I stuck my finger in the poop and picked one up it squirmed on my finger.
The took my finger and rubbed the worm near the entrance of my ass hole. I felt it squirm.
"It is trying to enter me to infect me!"
The thought made me rock hard. I could feel it enter in me. Its new home. I reached down and got more worms and poop and shoved it up my ass more.
Thought of what i had done made me cum real hard.
I left the bathroom with my find safely inside me. Then next day I went to the bathroom. I looked in my feces and did not see any worms if figured they died.
I was relieved in a way, I put the parasite in me but it died and not to worry.
After a few weeks I forgot about it .
But then one morning after about a month , I looked at my poop and saw it full of white worms. Omg they are in me!. "The are living breeding inside me!" "I am infected!" Then I cum so hard at the thought like inever did before.
I did not seek treatment .
After two weeks I decided to play with them .
I reached into my poop and got a few on my finger and went to see if one would crawl up my pee cum hole . I watched it wiggle and move as it slowly entered the feeling made me almost cum but resisted.
Then I put another one in. I was thinking after a few weeks what will it look like when I cum. I have a way of delivering a gift by having sex.
Thinking about it made me smile.

>>699461925
woops. trips. nvm

>>699461366
rollingg

>>699460240

Hey, what's your opinion on me fucking someone that looks just like you and may or may not be you?

>>699461366
whynot

>>699461912
Roll

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood

Fuck it, my standards are pretty low today... How you doin?

>>699460240
Gimme some o that slot you mulato whore

>>699461919
Roll

you a skank innit? lemme tap ayys ayyoo. cmon play iwth the cum bitch

>>699461998
fuckin hell

"hey mom i think i'm gonna lose my virginity tonight. i'm talking with this girl layla and i think she's really into me!!!"

>>699460240
ay bby u want sum fk?

honeslty I just want to fuck your face and get caught in your braces bitch

>>699462087
roll

>>699462139
>>"hey mom i think i'm gonna lose my virginity tonight. i'm talking with this girl layla and i think she's really into me!!!"

>>699460240

Call 911, you made 80% of my blood rush down to my cock!

>>699461366
aaa

>>699462087
Roll

>>699462214

i have 90% of my cum in a jar upstairs want me to run and get it?we can skype

Ayy gurl wanna fuck?

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

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Eyyyy gurrl. Wanna see macaque?

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>>699462320

So... I have a sharpie and you have a pooper. I'm sure you see where this is going. What time shall I pick you up?

fuck trips we'll be here all day make it dubs you faggot.

>>699462320
this one is fucking horrible in a good way. rolling

>>699462437
Roll

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Hey stupid.

>>699462087
reroll

Yesterday I saw a pile of shit that reminded me of you. Anyway wanna fuck?

im hitler

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

You like the fine swine. I'm talking about that low down good high quality slam piggy. I wanna draw a tail above that fat ass.

>>699462554
Roll

Are u an archaeologist?

you remind me of gay

>>699462340
This

>>699462087
Come on I'm kind of proud of this one

>>699462665
so close. deserves a re-roll

>>699462540
Fuck it roll

Layla? More like Whaila, sup

>>699462554
Roll Pla

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I wanna shout "crikey" while I plunge into your down under

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>>699462776
>>699462665

>>699462665
kyle's like a total noob

>>699462665
>>699462776
>>699462554
>>699462334

jesus fuckinig cunting christ are we having anal tonite or bobba hobba whot

Tomorrow I'll get castrated. It's your chance girl

Hey, how's it going?

suck my dork, sexy. but use your moms mouth. that mufucka you sportin looks dangurs

YOU LOOK LIKE HATSUNE MIKU XD HAI

>>699462869
lol rite camra n stuff rite totl noob

Show you vajayjay

>>699460240
>thoughtful message

>>699462554
Rollllll

I'm having blood in my urine. Wanna fuck?

"Lets see if they really will wreck my pecker"

I wanna tie you to a wash machine and watch the fat in your ass make like a storm at sea baby. You know what I am saying babe?

>>699462214
kkkkroll

just twerk your fat ass for me

>>699462214
yessir

>>699462554
This

I'm not gay, but hi

will you sit on my face?

im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes diaper,. revealing two sub-diapers ) Shall we continue..

im new to this hiihii but hrrrm what is your name? oh nvm I can see it lol well urrrrm... what are you like doing like right now? hehehe

slide them meat grinders around my pen0r and suck like yer steelin gas from a bendy straw

I want to fuck your braces off

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JUST LET ME DO IT!

Ask for nudes duh

i like men but whatever you're close nuff. sup

>>699460240
I'll be blunt. May I invite you to an expensive dinner at the best restaurant in town?

>>699460240
Don't listen to these haters OP. You're fucking beautiful! and don't let anyone tell you any different. The reason all of these permavirgins are getting ass rustled is because they can never be with you. They don't understand women.

If you want you can add me on skype and we can talk 1 on 1.

Here is my skype Hitman9726

People tell me im a really good listener and I have to agree i'm pretty damn good lol.

Just make sure you don't add anyone else on steam because they are trolls and will most likely just call you names.

here is my skype again add me Hitman9726

>>699463201
this

Get nudes

>>699462874
Roll

You look like a right slag, fancy boning one more this week?

a good commercial idea would be a cop who pulls a guy over ansd steals the out back steak house gift card from his wallet while checking id

>>699462874

I'm depressed and I'm going to kill myself. Do you want me to stream it to you?

tar and feather me like the fowl little bluetit i am

Nudes now whore

I'm OP, and this is my tinder. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Harambe. Everything in here has a story and a cumstain. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know who is gonna come through that door.

if we turn off the lights and i stuff it in yer ass do your mouf make spark?

horry shet im chinese ZOZZLE

Your dad is hot

>>699463201
this

for every year that He is not featured in Forbes Magazine as the worlds richest man... GOD will sink one of our battle ships

>>699463305
reroll

Hey it's me, one of your mother's ex boyfriends. Wanna hook up?

you're very ugly

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>>699463334

trips are fucking rare this is never going to work retarded faggot

You look like you like McDonalds, want to meet me there?

>>699463201

>>699463334
>>699462665
>>699462776
>>699462554
>>699462334


Fucking why

Also "Fuck it, wanna just shag?"

>>699461763
rrroll go trips go

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How do I install minecraft mods

>>699463306
Reroll

im the guy who talks about ass wiping hacks so often that i commonly use the abbreviation AWH and get mad when people ask what it stands for

>>699463376
reroll

I want to kill myself

I'm a doctor. Show me your vagina.

>>699463121
Reroll

>>699460240
let my put my pisser in yer shitter

send her a gif of someone passing out, and say "U later ;)"

>>699463322
>>699463334
Off by one.

Would you fuck your dad if it meant bringing somebody of your choice back to life?

You're pretty cute for an ugly chick

im not a doctor but you should check your body for excess fat

>>699463158
Girl..
You look like my older sister when she had braces. I hate that bitch.
Anyways, I want to drag my dick acrossed your teeth whitle I jerk off. Then after the cheese is grated I want to cum on your blood covered mess of a face.

>>699463488
reroll

>>699463566
reroll

I'm not racist but I'm thinking your more of a naan than a pita?

SHOVE IT UP THE KISSER

If we were the last two people in the world, would you let me kill you?

>>699460240
do you come with any other attachments?

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what do you think about the jews?

So glad this matched me with you, I love ugly sluts from the hood.

Can we just get fucking trips and end this

rolling for
>>699463158

(sending image of delicious meal i stole from a group dm to a girl) yeah i ate this

im vegan and you remind me of pork

you look like mia khalifa

>>699463778

FUCKING CHRIST

hi

Shit on my chest. For science.

>>699463653
reroll

I bet you smell like an entire zoo.

almost 30 minutes it took to get this message acrross to you faggot. fuck spelling

Greetings. Today I would like to discuss "Porky Pig"

niggers tongue my anus.

do you like duct tape?

what a coincidence. i've always wanted to fuck a post-op

>>699462087
roll

>>699463879
reroll

me, you, my tongue, your ass, get it?

JESUS FUCK DUDE YOU'RE HIDEOUS. Is that how you spell it?

999 and now im gonna fuck your ass

>>699462087
tryin

I just want to die like literally kill me

>>699463742
reroll

>>699463932
roll

Please just take my virginity. Please. I beg you. You're so beatiful, i would do anything just for you to just even look at my penis

Do men get their foreskin stuck in your braces when they are violently headfucking you?

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Ok fine lets go dubs

layla..you got me on my knees
layla im beging ,darling please..

>>699464029
Roll

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>>699463996
penis vagina im not from china

>>699464005
oh for fucks sake

Who are the mythbusters? Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. Between them they have more than 30 years of special effects experience. Joining them: Grant Imahara, Tory Belleci, and Kari Byron. They don't just tell the myths; they put them to the test.

what's the biggest thing you can fit in your ass without anyone being able to tell?

Ever been raped?

ME: Im far more excited to see what the "Cloud" has to offer, than what the "Clown" has to offer.
MY NEMESIS: How dare you tell the truth.

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I am gonna wreck your nasty pussy with my huge cock.

>>699464144
>>699464067
Checked

have you ever thought to yourself "I could totally fit that ounce of cheese up my ass"

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>>699464112
>>699463799
>>699463778
>>699462334
>>699462554
>>699462776
>>699462665
>>699463334

>>699464198

if i put my cock through a piece of cardboard you'd recognize me... wouldn't you?

You ever been pissed on in a public setting??
Wanna meet up for some, "water sports?"

PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE. I WANT TO INHALE NOTHING BUT YOUR ASSHOLE

so u liek memes XDD

Let's behead some tourists together

our first date will be like a nude thanksgiving. here turkey turkey

What's your favorite sexual position. Mine is missionary, fucking a severed head.

>>699464277
roll

>>699464277

>>699463742


Rollin

>>699464329
rolls

>>699464277
roll

>>699464329
aasasdadsadsasd

Can you shit in my mouth pls?

>>699464277
Please shit on my face, I want to inhale everything in your asshole.

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never seen such a barren trips thread


>> Can we just fuck, talking is so boring

I like pork at night, I like pork at night, would you be my pork tonight?

how much? im on fixed income

I'd like you to fart in my mouth.

I can't wait to have your braces and tongue deep in my ass while I slap your tits

>>699464553

>>699464277
roll

Fist my ass

>>699464623
roll

>>699464559
Roll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10971787

Let's just face defeat boys. It ain't gonna happen tonight.

please shave my ass first. i want you to toss my salad, not shred it.

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Fuck me like the little nigger jew I am

>>699464277
rollerino

trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...

If you found out that a male friend is a virgin and had just a week to live. Would you let him use you?

I'm gonna put my whole fist up your ass.

Will you piss on me and then rub your fat tummy all over my dirty wet naughty bits??

>>699460642
kek'd roll

Wanna be part of my human centipede?

hey hag wanna shag?

>>699462087
re fucking roll

IS TEHRE AN ADMIN AROUND? I THINK THIS THREAD IS BUGGED OR FIXED STATISTICALLY THJIERE SHOULD BE TRIPS

sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart

are you prepared for the most fun being raped youve EVER HAD?!! =-D

>>699464277
roll

I want to fuck you like a goat

What are the odds of this?

"Whoops, I thought you were white".

I always wanted to see braces around my penis

>>699460552
reroll

I HAVE A HUNGER - A HUNGER FOR PUSSY LOL GET IT

>>699465070
Lol fuck it you win

put a cork in it

>>699462087
reroll!

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>>699461483
>trips
>66

I bet your poop is liquidy alot hug?

>>699465070
Roll

im gonna fucking kill myself this is taking too long

>>699465079
rollin

>>699460240
harambe was innocent

>>699462087
This is a good one, reroll!

>>699464993
Hurrrrrrr I'm a huge fag... This dildo is so huge I think I'm gonna blow.... Oh fuck why wasn't I born a little girl!! I could have been getting dicks like this all my life!!

this thread shud just go to 10

>>699462087
rerollin in the deep

I'm a doctor. Ready for your exam?

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i want to floss my cock with those braces

>>699460240
I bet you give nice head

>>699465032
rollin

So... you're telling me there's a chance?

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

You look like my sister
That makes my cock and my desire to fuck you even bigger

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NO TRIPS ALL THREAD
>>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

man the harpoons Layla is upon us!

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>>699465070
Tadah
Stop rolling fags

>>699460240
I didn't know beached whales could be so God damn sexy.

Let me guess- your friends say you have a good personality?

>>699465255

Reroll

>>699465349
roll

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>>699465334

>>699465391
reroll

löol 444 wasted

>>699465354
faggot

"please fuck me with your feminine cock <3"

>>699465418
zozzle

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>>699465354
shittest one aswell, lmao

Hi. I'm from INS. I'd like to discuss your legal status here in the USA

>>699465427
>>699465451


Fuck off niggers

>>699465255

Roll

>>699465354
FUCK OFF
IM REPORTING THIS FAGGOT

Can you play minecraft with me

>>699465354
you're the reason your father left your mother

>>699465526

kill yourself nigger

Oh quesadilla Oh quesadilla watch my pubes will ya

let's make the sex pls

>>699465582
Roll

Eyyyy. I know there's 1000 other boys on here just trying to meet you... But I'd really love to date you because you're the most beautiful girl I ever seen in my life, and can you post pics of your feet? I bet they're perfect for me to suck on.
I know it's taboo, but I have this fantasy... And I really want you to fuck me and my dog.

ok im leaving this thread bye

Ugly Betty does exist in real life.

I'm gonna stick your face to a giant magnet and fuck your ass from behind

Fucking normies Im the fastest I cum so fast its like Sonic speeeds vroom vroom

>>699465706
cya

I am a registered sex offender.

>>699463900
Roll

>>699465790
Reroll

>>699465790
Rerereroll

>>699465790
Keep on rolling nigguh

I want you to rake your braces across the boils on my balls.

>>699465790
Rerolling4harambe

>>699465790
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

Motherfucking Reroll

Can i lick my cum off your braces

>>699465790
Reniggerroll

>>699465178
Ask for dubs and the thread will end

Ask for trips, and the journey begins

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Hijacking thread. Trips decide what I actually say

I wanna drag my sac across your braces.

>>699466307
White power

>>699466307
Fuck me till my cunt falls off daddy

>>699466307
Don't shower for a week. I want to bathe you with my tongue.

>>699465698
Rolling for "plz fuck my dog"

>>699466307
I've always wanted to harpoon a whale.

>>699462087
tryin for grill number 2

>>699466307
You look like a seriously fat bitch.

I wanna eat salsa out of your asshole.