Sexting thread, let's get rolling
>dubs: send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you've messaged
>trips: message + dick pic
>quads: same as trips but to a female relative
Can't do this type of shit cuz female that I texted with blocked me on Facebook. I cant Conatct that bitch
>>699445315
Contact another
what happened the last time when you were Dan? did the dad catch you? You're not dun goofed as I see
Rolling
Rollin
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>>699446167
again
>>699446273
I'll do it anyway
>>699446407
That was posted yesterday, faggot.
rolllll
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Lmao already did this 2 days ago without having to roll cuz I'm not a fag
>>699445036
Roll
>>699445036
Reroll
>>699445036
I kind of want too
No rolling for this one
if i get quads on this post ill do the dubs and trips one, because right now my girl in on a boat with her friend
>>699445036
b-b-but I only ever text my mom
Oh no
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>>699447155
and there you go
>>699447311
Oh yes
>>699447311
Kek oh no indeed
>>699445036
Roll
>>699446565
You got 65 twice. Time to act
>>699447445
Fuckkkk
monitoring this thread
>>699446565
dub 65's, nice
>>699445036
What if the last female we messaged was our gf
>>699445036
im a raging homo
>>699445036
>sexting
>posts spongebob memes
what a romantic devil you are, OP
rollloo
>>699447619
booyaka booyaka
Roll
Rollin for the adrenaline.
will say anything
>>699445036
want to suck dick together?
>>699447923
roll
>>699447906
"Stick those hip lips against the screen and I'll spell the alphabet with my tounge ok?"
>>699447906
batman
>>699447906
You're a stupid cunt and I'm going to facefuck you until you gag
>>699447906
I am the one who knocks.... you up.
>>699447906
I want you to fuck my son
thread=kill?
>>699447866
Aww heyull naw
roll
>>699447906
she's not responding, what do i say
No risk no fun
>>699448615
Send a dick pic and say "It's him"
>>699448615
haha cyberpolice
>>699448783
agreed
>>699448847
I want you to take a big dildo and fuck me like my daddy did
>>699445036
I've fucked the last female I've messaged.
>>699448899
oh shit
Anyone have the cap from the thread like this one where the girl responds,"Because you fucked my sister, you pig!"
>>699448899
>Them quadruple dubs
>>699449102
then wtf do i do?
>>699449258
It's just dubs, you text the last girl you contacted
>>699449227
>When you try so hard to be random and wild on a text chat and she is mostly passive about it
>>699447578
holy fucking shit what is this
>>699449333
oh okay (trips)
Rolling
>>699449227
I'm going to hang myself tonight if you don't send a picture of your titties.
>>699447906
You're nearly as hot as my mother.
>>699449258
Text the last 3 girls you've talked to "why haven't we fucked yet?" And post results. Go get 'em
I really don't want to. My cock is tiny.
>>699449333
Will deliver when I get a response
>>699449227
she blocked me guys
>>699447578
NOPE
Bueno
>>699449610
>no this time it's me
lel
>>699449520
ok lol
>>699449592
still a newfag lol
>>699449333
No dice
>>699448847
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
desu desu desu desu desu
Rolling
>>699449838
>rekt
Roll
What if you're tiny ?
>>699445036
I'm a guy and no homo, I'd suck that dick. It's so smooth...
>>699449975
Re roll
Roll
Reroll
Rolllllllllll
they see me rollin
>>699450031
Even when you say no homo, that sounds very homo
Rolling
dubs
Rolling
>>699449610
Made my day, thanks anon
>>699447232
Samuels
>>699445036
Roller blades
>>699449838
Underrated post
Duck
Roll
>>699449838
KEK
>>699445036
roll
shiettt
>>699450895
wat
kik: datboiavery
hot girls add me for sexting, I'm a nice non desperate dark chocolate guy
meh
Rerolling
>>699445036
rawling
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>699445036
I never get dubs anyway
>>699451899
win
>>699451899
Joke's on your, she's already dead :')
roll roll roll
sexting doesn't need a thread but.....
let's get rolling
let's roll
>>699449102
Gtfo
>>699449838
Cool watch. Name ?
>>699445036
I never get dubs
>>699451899
get fuckd
>>699452465
Same
Rawl
Roll
>>699447600
dub 0's nice
roll
>>699452452
It's from MVMT, they're all cheap and look decent
lol
Roll
numbers
>>699448899
gotta ask 4 chicks why havent we fucked and post results
>>699448899
damn
rolls
rolll
>>699452771
U r right. Thanks
roll roll
>>699453255
winrar winrar
>>699449838
kek,but shit watch m8
>>699448899
Fucking Witnessed!!
>>699445551
Is any nice anon able to explain what the "Dan" stuff is about? Know yer Meme doesn't give me the answers I'm looking for..
>>699449838
top kek
Dubs are a myth
>>699449838
Lost
Check out these singles
welp
Roll
Roll
>>699449838
I know i'm being dumb but can someone explain her response?
>>699451899
thats not even subtle
Rolling
Rollin
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>>699447600
>>699447520
Doesn't work that way you fagits.
>>699447600
Checked
>>699455377
Checkerooni
>>699455678
it was over snapchat so I forgot to save the conversation but it went pretty well
>>699454878
Reroll
>>699445036
kik: datboiavery
hot girls add me for sexting, I'm a nice non desperate dark chocolate guy
>>699456055
> dark chocolate guy
That's some fancy words for nigger.
>>699456055
>dark chocolate guy
so NIGGER
>>699456011
Roll
>>699456282
My fucking sides = Gone
rolling
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>>699456194
>>699456219
fuck you racist scum
you're a real cunt, you know
>>699456438
reroll i dont like it
rolls
>>699456492
at least i'm not a nigger
rolll
>>699456492
Fuck you nigger
ALEX is a stupid NIGGER
>>699457571
>>699457763
come at me you bitches
>>699445036
Rollan
>>699457809
Why so butthurt, jiggaboo?
>>699451899
eat a bag o dicks
>>699457809
better to be came at than came on
nigger
>>699449610
That was epic anon! Thank you so much!!!
rawling
>>699456397
>>699456282
samefag
wasnt even funny
>>699456219
well duh
>>699456282
>>699458446
Nah buddy
>>699458501
gold
>>699456282
We have a winner here lol
>>699458501
That sounds like top teir relationship
Roll
Asked a chick "why haven't we had sex yet?" last night on snapchat.
No screenshot but her response was "because your dick isn't 2000 miles long"
She doesnt live in the same part of the world anymore
lol
>>699458501
fake and gay
>>699458501
i'm reading it with a really monotone voice
>>699458501
Fake who browses 4chan 5 minutes after they get laid
>>699459556
better browse 4chan while gettin laid
>>699451899
Biatchhh
>>699451899
fuck u!
>>699459556
a lord
>be me
>be married
>last girl I texted was my wife's best friend
We'll let the dubs decide.
>>699460244
kek
She's my coworker, but fuck it im feeling adventurous.
>>699460244
TOP KEK DO IT FAGGOT
>>699460244
This should be good.
>>699460244
delivarrrrrrrrr winrarrrrrrrrrrr
>>699460244
pls
>>699460244
DO IT.
>>699458501
Gay and fake. Actually...vaseline...you are two twinks aren't you.
>>699445036
Ah fuck..
>>699460244
do it fag
>>699447578
holy shit i learned about those assholes in college
because our teacher just fucking found one outside while this was happening nd brought it in
rest in vagina, my dick.
>>699458820
It is. The caveat being neither is a woman.
>>699445036
rollll
>>699445036
jokes on you i have never texted a female
>>699445036
roll
>>699460891
No, my cock has been hurting recently from mild phinosis so while I'm stretching it out Vaseline helps my cock from hurting while fucking
>>699459556
Me, I'm married, sex isn't a super major thing
We fuck, we clean up then continue our lives
>>699459426
Ok?
>>699459295
Nope, it's my wife, we're in the car headed to the store now
>>699458820
Really is great
I've done these threads with her before, so she is answering in ways to bait you guys
roll
>>699461847
KEK
>>699451899
also if you don't send a girl your dickpic your balls will die in their sleep tonight
>>699445036
rollerino
>>699461847
i mean its cool. to each his own
Rawlin
>>699446407
That was fucking tragic
Lesgo
>>699463332
The last girl he texted it was over 10 days ago. What did you expect?
>>699462991
Reroll
>>699445036
Holy fuck, OP, is that you? That's gorgeous.
Who in the flying fuck sticks their dick in Vaseline for sex, why even use it at all. Get the bitch wet and you're good.
Rowling
rollin
>>699458501
>2 min
So you fucked a man?
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>>699449051
>send message anyway
>possible lulz to be had
roll
>>699464038
Nah, my wife, once you know what gets your significant other off things start getting quick
>>699463572
Actually used facebook messenger since then and she was the second I sent it to, first being >>699447232
>>699451899
I can't not obey the dubs.
>>699451899
nigger
>>699463810
so you can skip the foreplay
>>699465655
Yes you are my friend.
Roly poly
>>699459556
what else would you do
rollerino
>>699463810
See
>>699462062
Cock is too big for her
Even with significant foreplay
She hurts my cock if I don't lube up
And while other lubes work for a bit it starts getting distributed too much and the parts that need it become under lubricated
The Vaseline stays in place
Rollin
>>699449610
Why the fuck is the last message in spanish?
give me an excuse.
>>699458501
You were supposed to send it to a female, bruh
>>699468411
why the fuck are you too stupid to figure that out?
>>699451899
fuck you
>>699445036
rooooooll
>>699469922
Nice
>>699470022
Nice
>>699462062
>>699467240
GTFO daddy
>>699446407
ouch
Sure. Why the fuck not? I've got nothing to lose. I probably won't deliver anyway.
Roll
Never tried this shit.
roll
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>>699470997
Reroll
rolo
What if already slept with the last people i texted?
>>699460244
You filthy liar.
>>699451899
no ty
>>699471324
Go with the most recent you haven't banged.
>>699459556
I am
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Rollin
>>699456282
fake and gay
>>699467240
Picture of dick
>>699473693
I'm at the store right now, but when I get back home i will
>last female i texted was my sister
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>>699473967
Lets a roll
>>699445036
But i did have sex with the last female i texted. So, I'll go with the last female that I haven't had sex with if I get dubs.
>>699460244
top kek
>>699446407
but this doesn't make sense? she'll take one for the team? that means she WILL fuck him, even if he's ugly - if the team benefits. You don't just LOSE deliberately FOR THE TEAM? dumb fucking inbred cunt.
>>699473960
>inb4 "oops I'm drunk, I meant to send that to <other sister's name"
>>699445036
Rolo
>>699474614
are you actually stupid ?
fuck
roll
>>699463332
>>699470231
I think it was a good way to get rejected. At least she responded, or didn't just say "no".
>>699447906
>give me the salt
Participation
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>>699451899
fuck off
Repeat
rOLLerinooo
roll
>>699451899
this nigga...
>>699475140
Fuck off nigger.
>>699446407
"Jenica" you dodged a bullet dude
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You'd have to be an idiot to do this....Rolling.
>>699475869
Crazy/Hot-Matrix?
