Oregon trail thread get in here fags evens decide
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Oregon trail thread get in here fags
evens decide
Find out the difference.
1
>>699444633
Farmer.
4
>>699444633
carpenter
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>>699444742
3
>>699444883
Space bar
13 hats
12 grandfather clocks
>>699444742
this guy won or am i a idiot
>>699444633
>>699444956
Evens = 2, 4, 6, 8
Yes I won.
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>>699444932
3
>>699445057
yea the screenshot took awhile so i got confused
coffee hasn't kicked in
3
>>699445101
4 please
>>699445101
Carpenter.
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>>699445157
everyone else is being a fag so we'll go with this
need some names gogo
Farmer
>>699445101
Ohio is For Lovers, go with 2 bruh, love conquers all or some shit.
>>699445332
Literally Hitler
Giganigga
>>699445332
Beefy
>>699445332
Dio Brando
>>699445332
Fuck you OP.
We won, pick 4 or GTFO.
>>699445332
Ass Cancer
>>699445332
OP is a fag
>>699445332
Ro-Bo Bitch
>>699445332
Harambre
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the old country must have been fucked up
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evens decide again not picking 6 you faggots
>>699445583
cool fucking continue it
>>699445663
July
>>699445663
5
die in winter you prick
1
>>699445741
>>699445803
>>699445825
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>>699445746
evens decides again
>>699445874
Ammunition
>>699445874
Oxen
>>699445874
3 oxen
>>699445874
Split it evenly. You need less ammunition than you think. It isn't COD. You're going to lose it all in a river accident anyway.
>>699445874
10 of everything
>>699445874
$100 oxen
$100 food
$50 clothing
$50 ammunition
$100 spare parts
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>>699445942
what the fuck is goddamn appealing about Oregon that would make someone risk their life in a cross-country trip in the first place?
>>699445874
all possible cash in oxen, if there is left over throw it in ammo
>>699446015
roll
>>699445874
100 food 100 parts 50 ammo 100 oxen 50 clothes
>>699446062
Free land or gold.
>>699446015
pls
1
>>699446094
This won. OP make it so.
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>>699446141
1 or 0 gets to choose how much $ in each of the rest to speed this up
>>699446268
10 doll hairs
>>699446268
>$100 oxen
>$100 food
>$50 clothing
>$50 ammunition
>$100 spare parts
>>699446268
Parts
Empty your pockets
>>699446447
roll
>>699446268
4 oxen
200 food
30 clothing
0 spare parts
>>699446447
rollarg
>>699446447
roll
>>699446268
150 oxen 40 clothes 100 food 50 spare
>>699446581
WINNER
>>699446647
< beefy ;-D
>>699446715
lov u <<<333
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>>699446581
close enough
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evens decides
>>699446924
Space bar
>>699446924
Did you just ignore the roll and do whatever you wanted....
someone should do this with Dope Wars or one of the knock-offs
>>699447022
you can only do multiples of $40 for oxen and I got the max amount of spare parts I could
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>>699447036
>>699447162
3 up the butt.
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>>699447249
>>699447328
im ok with this
>>699447328
Hitler is going on the death march
>>699447366
6, gotta rest up
>>699447366
suicide, aka 1
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>>699447398
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>>699447544
>>699447620
Keep going. If you stay in the same place too long you might find a monkey and fuck it and get AIDS.
>>699447544
i like it
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>>699447670
>>699447723
69 days. The end.
>>699447723
420
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>>699447723
Going to do one action before continuing on so we dont spend forever in one place
>>699448032
meant for >>699447787
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>>699448080
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evens decide don't choose 3 or 5
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>>699448280
>>699448365
don't press space
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Another river boys
evens decide
>>699448365
>b
just don't fucking press space
>>699448447
3
I'm gonna be fucking good at spotting billboards, street signs and palm trees. any of those on the Oregon trail?
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>>699448530
evens decide again
>>699448628
~30
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>>699448670
You can't wait for more than 9 days so I'll take >>699448682
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>>699448930
going well so far
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Spoke too soon
>>699449087
Enter
>>699449087
Maybe we shouldn't have him pulling the wagon.
>>699449087
keep the grueling pace, do not stop for anything
the weak will be culled
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>>699449187
>>699449200
maybe teranigga next time.
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>>699449343
>>699449276
7, try to trade giganigga for something more useful
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>>699449469
>>699449585
Space bar, no mercy for the weak
>>699449585
How these fuckers getting injured right after rest days, are they not stretching or some shit? Enter
>>699449585
Time to use that ammunition and eat like kings for a week.
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>>699449714
An ox got lost and we lost 3 days on the way
>>699449860
Yes
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>>699449942
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>>699450136
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o shit
>>699450306
return
>>699450306
Space bar
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>>699450371
>>699450306
this makes sense
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>>699450622
>>699450306
Sounds about right
>>699450742
hm
it seems he's mutated
>>699450742
space
>>699450742
Space bar
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>>699450845
>>699450742
He broke it while trying to shit out all of his cholera
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>>699451032
reminder we're pretty much out of food
>>699451169
TIME TO HUNT
1
>>699451282
you dick
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>>699451243
I'll go hunting straight away
>>699451396
don't press space...
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Please roast OP for being bad even though the controls are worse than ass cancer
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>>699451658
Yes
>>699451658
Enter
>>699451604
hot many bullets did that use?
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>>699451696
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Either way I'll go hunting as soon as we leave if next post is evens
is ass cancer still alive?
>>699451915
hunt
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>>699452028
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>>699452249
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>>699452423
F
>>699452597
enter
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>>699452665
>>699452762
8 and don't fuck it up this time
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>>699452825
Got 88 pounds of food
>>699453046
space then 6
>>699450742
that was some severe fucking cholera.
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>>699453326
>>699453538
enter
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>>699453612
>>699453600
>>699453753
6 then
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>>699453860
we'z gon staaaav baws.
>>699453753
>No one wants to trade with you today.
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>>699453921
>>699454299
this
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>>699454299
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>>699454502
Based Indians found us some food
F
>>699454752
space
>>699454752
>gigganigga has died
Someone must have rolled quints
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>>699454914
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>>699455130
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>>699455272
![I9ATL61[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KSt2ETd.png "I9ATL61[1].png")
>>699455368
not picking 3
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>>699455509
F
>>699455464
2 plox
>>699455611
space
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>>699455796
>>699455907
Do it bitch
This doesn't look good for our heroes
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>>699455973
>>699455059
kek
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>>699456044
>>699456044
1
>March until dead
hunt again at next opportunity
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>>699456314
It's all down to Hitler to make it now
>>699456484
WTF.
/ragequit
>>699456484
we're fucked
>>699456687
maybe not. maybe hitlet wont be on meth and syphilis this time.
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No one said what to do so I just continued
we fucked boys
>>699456484
I've never played this game - how far do we have to go?
>>699456919
thanks for sharing the game anon
>>699456919
enter
>>699456983
It's not over yet lad
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>>699457028
>>699456919
hah hitler will live forever
>>699457061
you're right.
>>699457107
fuck it. 1
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>>699457218
![EfTC4ge[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qGd8iUd.png "EfTC4ge[1].png")
F
>>699457346
holy shit. hitler eez ta captain now
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Evens decide (max 29 char)
>>699457397
spacebar into oblivion
>>699457536
Dicks out for harambe
>>699457545
I-its over anon everyones dead
>>699457536
he had some good ideas
>>699457536
Broke Back Faggot left meat here
>>699457536
Inb4 he did nothing wrong
>>699457536
Did nothing wrong.
>>699457536
Here lies Hitler
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>>699457876
gg /b/ I'll do another in an hour or two If people are interested
>>699458037
do it fuckboi
>>699458037
hope i catch it. thanks again.
>>699445741
>hella updating a dos game
just played it on some site though. pretty entertaining game though i didnt realize how deep the river was due to feet being used so i drowned halway to finish
>>699458037
Epic bread
Guys we should make a new version of this, except you're a Syrian man with family on the way to Germany.
Could have events where we whore out our daughter and so on, game would be awesome.
