ITT: We guess poorly described games.
>the time is exactly 12 hours after midnight
>>699432595
Yup
>dictator is very fucking particular with his words
>CRAB RANGOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>699432957
far cry 4
cmon gotta try harder than that fam
> kill Hispanics
> help annoying bitch
>follow the train
>>699433546
train simulator
>>699433546
GTA San Andreas
>>699433612
winrar
>fuck bitches
>get money
>>699433791
train simulator
>>699433485
Resident evil 4?
>>699433918
Win
> wife is dead
> doll rape
> can't see shit
>>699432431
>time crystal located
>spend game getting people to enter my pink hole
>clang clang
Slaughter koreans, shoot hooks
>>699434083
Kirby?
>Shit, my son
>Welp, my son is an asshole.
>>699432431
>be a police officer
>get rekt scrub
>but wait, theres more
>start investigating shit
>parttake minor pedophilia,
>save the city.
>cake
>>699434149
fallout 4
>>699434138
winrar
>>699434149
Fallout 4?
>>699434004
Silent Hill
>>699434161
Murder Soul Suspect? Or LA Noire
>>699434206
Portal
>get shot
>live somehow
>revenge
>>699434296
winrar. Soul suspect.
>>699434268
Winrar
> big boner
> demon babies
>great soundtrack
>>699434318
.7z
>be scientist
>science goes wrong
>wilderness
>teleporting dickhead gives advice
>sanity takes a hit
>be you, mailman
>some asshole shoots you in the face because he knows you were carrying shiny objects
>get right the fuck back up and hunt him down
>promptly involved in international game of subterfuge, sabotage, and assassination
>FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO THE PARK
>>699434345
New vegas
>>699434353
Doom
>>699434149
Heavy rain
>>699434345
New vegas
>>699434208
>>699434234
>>699434405
Half life
>be knight
>fight ridiculous shit
>clown porn
>>699434353
Dante's Inferno?
>>699434456
New vegas
>>699434064
Timesplitters
> in random location
> mining
> crafting
>>699434456
New Vegas
>>699434501
Nope, Moar
> hot boner
> stick your dick in crazy
> strawberries
>>699434353
Shadows of the Damned?
>>699434652
No sir
>>699434644
any of the batman Arkham games
>>699434668
Minecraft
>get stuffed with dead children
>become furries wet dream.
>>699434668
Rust
>>699434766
It's genuinely not
>>699434846
Nope, sorry pal
>>699434685
Win
>>699434797
FNAF
> be former soldier
> Josh pls
> evil pregnancy boss
>>699434893
Terraria?
>>699434345
Red dead redemption
>>699434969
Nope, keep going though bud, you'll get it
>>699432957
Archer
>cheat on my girlfriends
>don't sleep very fell for a while
>sheep, loads of them
>>699435050
....Starbound?
>>699433604
kek
>>699434644
Castle crashers
>>699435086
Catherine
>>699435099
Youre along the right track, but its not this one
>>699435134
You got it.
>>699433849
also kek
>>699435166
I give up.
>>699435086
The Witcher, any of them.
Money money money money money money motherfucker
>Most overhyped game of the year
>procedurally generated
>>699435160
yup
>>699435286
Quick clue, its very recent
>>699435322
Pokémon go?
>>699435322
FO4?
>>699435322
NMS
>>699435322
no mans sky
>>699435322
Man's man man
The more you die, the more you cry.
>>699435397
NMS
>>699435397
No man's man
>>699435453
>>699435444
Metallica - Sad but true.mp4
Checkin' quads.
>>699435555
>>699435322
No Mans Sky Nigga
>Be main character
>not actually main character
>>699432431
Hard mode:
>history teachers wet dream
>politics simulator
>wait 2 minutes every 5 minutes
>fuck the romans.
>>699435899
Cory in the house
>Grimace
>Monologues
>Painkillers
>>699435899
Assassins creed 3
>be skeleton
>purgatory
>investigate things
>>699435933
Rome Total War
>>699435998
Max Payne.
You made it easy with painkillers.
Would have guessed Max Payne anyway without it.
>>699436032
Grim Fandango.
>be spaceman
>do nothing except play with text to speech
>>699436077
winrar, my nigga.
>>699436106
You got it.
>>699436095
I knew it would be an easy one. I just amused myself by summing it up with three words.
>>699436124
Moonbase Alpha
>>699436124
moonbase alpha?
>tiny man
>play with balls
>great soundtrack
>>699436008
>>699435996
Nope
>eyepatch
>>699436157
>the flesh
>pink flamingo
>green
I'll have a go at it
>start game
>shits already fucked
>spend hour making character
>wreck everything until you get to lvl 30 then start struggling a bit
>grindy grindy
>F2P
>not skyrim
Here's one.
>Kill everyone
>Become a God
>Have my own theme song
>Steal gog ver of game
>Play it runs fine
>Not bad
>Still why too overhyped
>Not $60 worth of gameplay
>"Your mana is low." every fucking second
>>699436447
runescape
>>699436506
Man man's man
>>699436543
Kinda close but think more recent
>>699436519
Skyrim
>>699436603
yarp
>play game
>big ass head
>fuck nascar
>>699436447
Tera or Blade & Soul
>naked kid
>acidic tears
>mommy issues
>>699436741
diddy kong racing?
>>699436795
No and no
>>699436796
Binding of Isaac
>>699436796
Isaac rebirth
>>699434149
Red Dead Redemption
>>699436859
>>699436878
Both right.
>>699434946
Silent Hill Homecoming
>>699436796
>>699436859
Oh damn that was a good one
>>699436818
Similar
Salutations, friends!
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>>699436447
elder scrolls online or FFXIV online
>>699437057
kill yourself
>>699437057
The life of Waldo 2
>Voice acting
>RELOAD
>Bike
>Timmy
>Fuck Timmy
>Lots of gore
>>699437161
Happy wheels
>>699437161
Guts and Glory
>everything is procedurally generated
>even the framerate
>Main character has an insignificant side mission
>Same scene is actually the epilogue of the previous game of the same series
>>699437211
Yep
>psychic ninjas with guns in space
>>699437257
No mans is a man
>>699437260
Phantom Pain?
>>699437234
I guess that counts
>>699437298
nope
>>699437260
Mafia 2
>>699437386
winrar
Dis gon be hard.
>work in an office for 50 or so years.
>works skills measured by floors
>sassy dickhead bosses
>a storyline that noone gives a damn about
>the solution works, but it doesnt.
>play as character
>friend gets hurt
>FUCK HELICOPTER
> killing your own mother
> killing yourself
> killing yourself again
> fighting the devil
> fighting satan
> fighting mega satan
> start over
>a game about a game
>people in the game going into comas
>four different games for one game
>actually a really good RPG
>anime
>>699437526
Cod 4 ghillie mission?
>>699437480
Stanley Parable?
Probably not.
And if it is, I give a damn about the story
>>699437537
Binding of Isaac?
>>699437537
Boi!
Oh shit waddup?
>start game
>spend 30 minutes taking a piss
>quit game
>nice tits
Fuck that game sucked
>>699437537
binding of isaac
>>699437601
Yeah m8
>>699437637
no. something WAY more indie, and 2d.
>>699437695
King Bombya: Eternity
>Start game
>Turd Burglar
>I actually liked it
>>699437695
Can you sign my petition?
>>699437480
this is the police?
>>699437695
postal 2?
>Gambling
>Crazy Religious People
>Murder Spree
>Kill Yourself
>>699437797
no.
Hint: puzzle based
>be a knight
>gargoyles talk shit
>"get on with it!"
>chug green estus
Scoop lost forever
>>699437899
You said Estus,
Dark Souls series
>you can shoot everything before they shoot you
>even after taking a few shots, you'll be ok soon as if nothing happened
>>699437983
Every Modern FPS
>>699437983
Sniper elite series?
>>699437953
>Green estus
Definitely no green estus in dark souls
>>699437598
.hack or SAO?
>>699437853
Bioshock infinite
>>699438130
got it
>>699437792
>>699437841
Hint you also could draw dicks on a wipeboard
>>699437983
super hot?
>>699438126
SAO has a game? Fuck that noise.
.hack is correct
>>699436519
Diablo 3?
>>699438204
Dick Kickem
>>699436301
MGSV
>>699435899
Mgsv
>>699438293
Nailed it.
>>699437480
HELP:
>puzzle based
>teaches mathematics and logic.
>turn shit into other shit following a given rule.
>>699438289
Yeah
>>699437598
IS DOT HACK INFECTION MUTATION OUTBREAK QUARANTINE
Freeze
>eco
>orange lightening
>pointy ears
>police officer
>push a guy off a shipment box
>>699438416
swat?
>>699436447
I'll make it easier
>mmo
>oh fuck that's a dragon
> oh shit there's more dragons
>plenty of dungeons
>seasonal
>>699438407
Yes, but already guessed. I didn't even realize what I had when I bought them. Got all 4 discs STILL. WITH THE OVAS BITCH.
>>699438471
Fifa 16
>>699437695
Duke nukem?
>>699438471
MU online maybe? (guessing from dragons and seasonal)
>build a dwarf fortress
>spend hundred ours building a cool face
>get killed
>turn into shit
>you can't load back
>you'll have to use a limited item to revert it
>you'll be killed again very soon
>turn into shit again
>get used to look like shit
>>699438600
Minecraft
>>699438614
dark souls?
>>699438600
maybe dwarf fortress?
>>699438595
>>699438563
Nope. I got one more hint that'll basically give it away.
>>699438656
gtfo
>>699438600
dwarf fortress
>Looking for revenge.
>Lucky Hit.
>>699438051
That is it.
>>699438614
Dork souls
>fall down from a giant tree
>step-mom is kill
>consume souls of small trees
>bird commit suicide
>>699438742
Zoldor
>build cool house
>took hours
>die during sleep
>poop
>>699438795
nope
>>699438810
ark
>>699438859
Correct
>>699438683
Pretty easy, wasn't? Why did they even put an character builder there? That's so stupid
>girl
>castle
>whip
>vampire
>rape Kim-jong
>BOOOM
>MUH OILS
>CH-CH-CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB
>Upskirt
>Pretty disappointing
>spend hours dicking around under ground just to knock down a satellite
>actually a decent game
>>699438471
Last hint if you cant get it after this then idk what
>Alwayssummer
>>699439039
Castlevania
>spawns in paris
>some guys puke money at you
>old nazi spam poison gas
>>699439056
lollipop chainsaw
I'll give this a shot
>choose 1 out of 6 factions
>build and upgrade town
>get units and build upgrades for them
>turn based
>>699439125
nope
>>699438810
ark?
>>699435899
METALLLLL GEARRRRRR!
>>699439088
D&D Neverwinter
>>699439160
In one.
>random shitter working on his spaceship finds a robot that falls from the sky
>then they go save the universe about 200 times
>Kill everybody in town
>Tell guards you're sorry
>"Alright, don't do it again"
>>699439039
Bloodrayne
>why is everyone trying to kill me
>why am i a nigger with a tiny dick
>why are there bears everywhere
>why is this game popular?
>>699436447
WoW?
>>699439232
Jesus christ yes idk why it took people so long
>>699439271
ratchet and clank
>>699437159
House of the Dead?
>Your god wants a thing
>Go to get the thing
>Die
>>699439290
The Elder Scrolls. Period.
>>699437480
>>699438347
LAST HELP:
>this 2D indie game went viral about 1-1.5 yrs ago for a short time
>its teaching programming from the viewpoint of the computer
>you have to figure out how to turn the input into output.
>the story is about robots taking over the world (noone cares)
If you wont get it now you are beyond saving.
>>699439332
Quark-tastic, Monica.
>>699439292
nope
>>699439348
nope
>>699437159
Stanley parable?
>you drive carelessly
>you hit things
>you don't give shit
>everyone else sucks at running
>first placed
>you get another track
>it's the very same shit again
>>699439353
Office Robot Guy 3000
>like the hunger games but bad
>ruined by poor dev decisions
>grab my package
>>699439312
Because no one plays it
>>699439462
Every racing game ever
>>699439462
carmageddon
>>699439455
Fucking liar. Fable.
>>699439477
The Culling
>>699437296
Warframe
>>699439547
ding ding
i guess i shouldnt have said guess my package.
>>699439339
HOTD2 specifically, but yeah, you got it fam. Love that game.
>>699439563
Yup.
>>699439290
>>699439526
you got it.
>>699439295
rust
>overwatch's retarded cousin
>>699439621
you right.
a drunken minion-shaped alien tries to sail across space while tapping through sick beats
>>699439628
battleborn?
>>699439628
battleborn?
>>699439628
battleborn
>>699439628
battleborn. and its way better than ow.
>>699439685
>>699439688
well i mean, you guys arent wrong, but im thinking of a different game.
>>699439628
Final Combat
>>699439718
it is, but noone plays it
>>699438958
Use purging stones
>>699439736
lawbreakers?
>...
>russian memes
>loli with abusive father kills herself
>drug addict blames himself for it
>drug addict finds a baby
>baby grows up into edgy mask girl
>edgy mask girl becomes drug addict
>drug addicts turn into monsters
>hard as fuck game without using the drug
>using the drug determines ending
>>699439628
Legend of Titan? The Chinese knockoff or whatever
>>699432431
>Shout at a dumb bimbo through a shitty microphone
>>699439841
nope
>lover is kill
>carry her anyways
>if everyone is kill people like me again
>not kill everyone
>>699439628
inb4 tf2
>>699439679
Need for speed
>>699439477
Rust
>>699439882
no.
god this game is less heard of than i thought.
>>699439833
I feel like I've played this. Any other hints?
>>699439628
if u mean tf2 then ur the one retarded
>>699439817
stalker
>be the bad guy
>trying to be a good guy
>slap the shit out of everyone
>fuck
>you
>you eat everything
>>699439833
skyrim
>>699439817
Metro 2033/Last Light or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>699440006
da, cheeki breeki iv damke
>>699439353
Okay I gave up. You guys are dumb.
>Human Resource Machine.
