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>>699430906
Dumping here.
Sponsoring ISIS
>>699430906
Lol he killed himself. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>699431535
>no dick
>>699431614
Fuck. New to me. What kind of machine and is that 2 people. I also wonder how much of that youd feel before blackout.
>>699431065
time to fap
>>699432398
he though he had cameras in his eyes. original video is entitles "how to remove micro-cameras from eyes" or somethint. all in russian though.
>>699430906
>>699432736
yo you got this from me yesterday and then changed the file name from close1 to this stupid unfunny "instant alien attack"
go ahead and deny it
>>699432330
Is this the guy that got tracked down for animal abuse? I just heard he got arrested not that he got his cunt kicked.
>>699431594
What the fuck
>>699431520
jesus dived for your sins
>>699432993
Are you in the spectrum?
>>699432911
poor woman :c
>>699430906
what language is that?
>>699433198
>names his files after things no one but himself would find funny
>calls me autistic
you do realized that ive backtraced the webm and im right about you?
>>699433476
they look like designated runes
>>699432998
so many people get tracked down for this shit. when i was younger a kid was setting rat poison around the community targeting pet cats, a few cats died and after a few months we found out it was him, he got his teeth knocked out, he had a full set of false ones for his 14th birthday. the only time i condone violence if for the justice of animals. i dont mean save the whales and 10000 chickens in a barn shit. i mean cunts who burn pups and shit.
>>699432993
Date of creation is 2nd of august of 2015
Also this name is very funny in my culture
>>699433515
You should backtrace you mom, because she doesnt want to leave my house and suck muh dick
>>699433655
i dun goofed
lol gg
>>699432531
great motherly instinct, grabbing the child.
>>699433655
>very funny in my culture
>>699433715
um
ok
>>699433598
>the only time i condone violence if for the justice of animals
fuck you and your black live matters shit
>>699431897
>gets shot
>continues going upstairs
the fuck. why?
>>699433846
il rephrased. non african animals.
>>699433755
want more webms with funny names ?
>>699432330
>clearly two seperate people
>>699434122
in saying that, i admire black lives matter, they are going to destroy their own race from the inside out, and the while people they kill are the white people stupid enough to get close to those types.
give it 5 years and african americans will be very rare.
I'm canadian
>>699432911
Hate this so much. Shes just enjoying herself at the arcade and nek minute no hands :(
>>699434406
REKT
>>699434432
Story?
>>699432531
Is it dead?
>>699433961
9mm stopping powah!
>>699431720
how is that rekt??
>>699431131
Complete dumb fuck
>>699431535
Sauce? More?
>>699435011
Checked
Also, that retard cut horizontally wtf.
>>699434898
Upload all this shit to Iced earth, thread found on the link
guitarist leaving for take care of autistic child and are accepting auditions via dropbox
>>699435011
>>699435258
Rekt due to it is the result of a /b/ raid of tumblr. When we chose to use their triggered tags on a bunch of rape and gore images. This bitch cut her wrist and posted it crying about how triggered she was and how terrible 4chan is. It was pretty rofl worthy
>>699433961
Maybe there was a medpac on the next floor?
>>699434726
dog of peace
>>699434091
If they were actually funny and not autistic even by 4chan standards
>>699432911
>lostsomanyskittles.webm
>>699435528
>>699431614
wtf is going on here?
>>699432398
holy shit this was really hard to watch
>>699431065
That is brilliant.
>>699431257
what happened here?
>>699436693
nerve gas
>>699434091
The smell that would produce
>>699431594
nerve gas on the left
>>699431837
ayy lmao
>>699433058
"YOU LIKE SMOKING HUH?? WELL WHY DONT YOU PULL THE TRIGGER WITH A LOADED GUN TO YOUR HEAD!!??"
rough translation for sandniggerscrit
>>699434400
>Less than 13% of population and shrinking
>will become very rare
>>699433715
Beep beep imma bus
>>699432707
What a fuckhead
Bump
>>699433846
fuck you
>>699432041
it's a fucking winch you moron, it even says it in the filename.
>>699432123
Story?
>>699432993
so where the fuck did you get it from then faggot? it's not like you were the one that filmed it.
>>699432767
This is a music video.
>>699437728
I love the guy crawling out from under the truck at the end.
>>699437634
relax, he's just trying to wind you up.
>>699439163
I dont think you know what love is.
>>699439525
i see wut you did ther
>>699438764
>getting all mad for copypastas
>force claim ownership on 4chan
sir, you might have been bamboozled
>>699438825
>This is a music video.
no you faggot. It's part of a music video.go kill yourself
Fucking faggots not contributing smh
>>699433098
milkdude'd
MX police vs dealer
ruski guy vs some fags
>>699432998
not even the same guy tho...
>>699432330
As far as I can make out it is fake.
Can't even find the second video. apparently it's on FB, so I just gave it up as a bad job.
Also apparently pic related is fake too. So fuck knows?
>>699436780
Is that girl upset or is it her eyes? I can't tell
>>699434432
has his hands up still send dog in to bite his face. lol
>>699431614
cant winch up
>>699442199
(can't winch up inside)
SAVE M....oh, nevermind.
>>699432995
it truly doesnt have as much impact when it happens to africans
keep contributing, faggots, even if it's old content.
>>699432736
thats a fucking landslip you dip
>>699431131
Welp that guy is paralyzed
>>699441461
That's brazillian police m8, beaner police are too fat to ride a motorcycle
damn Ahmmed, we can't afford another slip up.
Remember when Amir didn't bring his lab goggles?
>>699443127
More like this?
>>699432767
..source?
>>699431084
>>699434494
i read about this he was all over the papers
>>699431837
wtf am i looking at
>>699432430
> Falls
Gets pushed
>>699432707
> Cringe
>>699439829
Which one? People keep saying Karma Police, but they're fucking wrong and googling "men in suits with briefcases run from car at night" just doesn't help
>>699432911
She's got a nice job to paint the floor.
>>699431084
>turning, turning, turing around
>and all that I could see was just another lemon tree
>>699432995
What did he steal?
>>699434259
>>699431131
This kills the man.
>>699434684
The driver in the truck gets me every time.
>>699431773
insert Howie scream
>>699431535
was looking for some gore
>>699444642
>>699444591
edge lord pls stop with the shitty comments, people don't even paint floors
>>699431131
Ded for sure.
>>699444096
Nothing of any value was lost to the world , god did it
>>699431172
You'd think the driver would have seen the red circle.
>>699445195
Your mom does.
>>699445580
quickly goes for the mom joke, guess everyone is right about summer fags taking over 4chan
>>699432531
honey im home~!
>>699432235
nigger olympics
>>699438214
hitman in a hospital
>>699445621
why paint the floor? imo ceramic tiles not only look better but also have a longer life
>>699432707
did he catch something else?
>>699432204
love the cameraman being like "ayy this fuckin guy"
>>699433562
choo choo motherfucker
>>699432398
>>699446175
Looks like a faggot so I'm going to say, yes, AIDS.
>>699446063
just shut the fuck up & have mommy maek u moar tendies
>>699434091
not nervegas, electricity.
>>699432707
"I'm bleeding wtffffffff"
>>699445976
Not really rekt though. Everyone lived.
>>699434259
looks like she finally got her face lift
>>699432993
Cry about it why don't you
>>699433515
oh damn darn, a 1337 haxxor
>>699446776
FUCK
>>699436217
I REQUEST BETTER RESELUTION
>>699443858
kek
>>699432648
kid later died from eternal bleeding
>>699433727
AUTISM
U.U
T.,.T
I.,.,.,I
S.,.,.S
M.,.,.,M
>>699434432
highly trained
>>699431084
Dat file name
>>699445478
kek
>I dont know what they are trying to do
>>699434608
mustve had the edge
>>699445482
kek
>>699432707
he wanted to proove to his hoomies that he wasnt a pussy
>>699434432
Who cares...he's white.
>>699447153
And how do you propose we do that?
>>699436693
Sniper
>>699444999
check'd
>>699436693
The idiot just slowpeaked the angle without a flash or anything
>>699433846
Got some info on why?
Child rapist
Woman killer?
What?
>>699447966
Zoom in more? noob
>>699441461
rio 2016
>>699441798
I saw this on facebook with RuneScape music playing and it said "PvP servers be like"
>>699439525
ololol
>>699434400
So you saying in 5 years crime will be almost nonexistent? Kewl
>>699445278
*allah
>>699437617
BLVCK LIVES MATTER
>>699431065
I legit feel bad for that guy
>>699445133
HAAHAHAH
>>699431065
>>699431084
Toes twinkling
>>699447107
This is the reason for weight classes in fight sports
>>699445478
what the hell is going on there?
>>699432736
alien nerve gas?
>>699449419
guy on right seeking comfort for one last time
>>699443127
Fuck Isis have armed themselves with multiple high speed cameras, shits about to hit the fan now boys.
>>699432995
this is not buenos aires
>>699432995
Niggers nigging
>>699444559
>>699431131
The real sad part about these is this one dumb ass move sets off a life long, slow, lonely, death. They're paralyzed, eventually their friends drop off, the live with the regret knowing they miss out on all of those years because they're fuckin' stupid. Their family begins to resent them... and then after years of feeling sorry for themselves they die.
Rule #1: Don't do dumb shit.
>>699446681
How did the pilot live, why would he have a chute?
>>699444725
What a waste of taxmoney, cops are the stupiest kind
>>699434432
must be a robber or some shit.
>>699435272
>>699432235
>>699444559
Why people takes such risks, 5 minutes of glory, a eternity of shitlife
>>699436693
What the fuck do you think happened?
>>699447153
And that's why you always wear a helmet
>>699445976
>>699446681
>>699449960
I give to you the story, an interview, and the crash from 5 different angles (Thanks to everyone wearing body cams)
http://www.today.com/news/skydivers-plane-collision-caught-camera-well-jump-again-8C11531939
>>699450021
You mean the officer's choice to hit a man who had been firing a weapon at the public and other officers with his cruiser instead of allowing him to walk around endangering the public? Seems like a good, smart choice to me
>>699432531
Should be called: and nothing of value was lost
>>699450021
>stupiest
>>699449924
>Their family begins to resent them... and then after years of feeling sorry for themselves they die.
Poor families having to deal with those retards
>>699444999
DUBS DOUBLE TRIPS OH MY GOD
>>699433715
i saw it whith the cleveland voice
oh no no no no no
>>699432123
>the doctor that just bails on that old lady
rip
>>699433846
that is a prision in brazil
>>699431614
This is why I stay off of heavy machinery. I like ballons.
>>699433515
oh shit he dun goofed
>>699431243
Story?
>>699431448
>being naturally selected by a door
fail
>>699432204
>>699446192
ayy look at this fuck, haha, you'll never eat normally again, in fact you're probably gonna die, haha, holy shit you're a dumb fuck
>>699447153
See this >>699452699
>>699452699
Brainded.
>>699431243
Lrn2aim
>>699441461
>>699443127
it's chile, dumbass
>>699453415
When does the train come?
>>699453415
kek
>>699444584
>699444584
radiohead faggot
>>699454143
lol I thought she was holding on to a girl the whole time
>>699434336
>filename
cheeky banter
>>699431535
Who is she? Sauce? My penus hungers for moar
>>699454740
Karma Police is a Radiohead song, faggot
>>699431065
sauce?
>>699455410
dont care,
doesnt listen to this shitty music
>>699452186
*nurse
>>699454627
after lots of foreplay, stimulation and effort.
>>699454143
Any longer version that continues with the gang bang?
>>699431243
Let me guess. Brazil.
>>699434091
Nerve gas confirmed
>>699438214
I've read 6 accounts and they're all pretty inconclusive because of aggregate news sourcing. This link has the casualties:
http://kfor.com/2016/07/26/man-sets-patient-ablaze-in-horrifying-attack-caught-on-camera/
>>699443127
that kid took up the recoil like a dick.
