Poorly describe games MK2
OP from the last thread here again, and here's my last one from the dead thread:
>used to be horror
>used to be good
>used to be hard
>people still play hoping it'll go back to the good old
Silent Hills
Another one that was not answered:
>has imaginary friend who kills
>plot is kinda shit and confusing at first
>Wish I could've given that blowjob at the snow level...
>>699401367
nope
>>699401470
Beyond too souls
>>699401549
winrar
Another one unanswered from the other thread:
>chic is looking for spirited away sister together with love interest
>love interest loves chic's sister but can't have her because of politics
>protagonit turns into dragons and shit
>a samurai dog and a robot follow you around
Let's try this again.
>Friend is under a direct order to shut the fuck up
>Antagonist plans to destroy renamed Earth with lightning nukes.
>Ship fails to warp, tries to land
>Protagonist fires a nuke into his ship just as he enters the atmosphere
>All weapons on board detonate, killing entire enemy planet
>Welcome back, sir.
>Jetpack looks like an Archwing from Warframe
>Friend is a spic
>Killed the antagonist that you were supposed to capture in previous game
>Playstation exclusive
>Intro involves infiltrating weapons factory
>Replay intro 3/4 of the way through the game
-New Clues-
>Your faction's sidearm is a shitty revolver
>Almost never use the sights on your weapons
>Industrial equipment has never been so deadly
>>699402179
OP here and i'll be sincere, I have no idea, which console is this for?
>>699402418
PS3
>>699401275
Resident Evil
Fighters in the Street
> lonely
> cold
>sad
> but warm sometimes
> YOU DIED
>>699402672
Mortal Kombat?
>>699402821
ark
>>699402821
Dark Souls 3
>>699402896
Dark souls, yeah
>fighting is the only solution
>ok, shouting helps too
>Make 'murica great again
>>699403127
...
Duke nukem?
>>699403127
Skyream
>>699403232
nope
>>699403258
yep
>wake up grababrushputonalittlemakeup
>talk to mom
>"hey the neighbor wants to talk to you about some shit"
>talk to neighbor
>he gives you an electronic encyclopedia chock-full of goddamn nothing
>asks you, a small child, to do his dangerous field research for him, with no pay
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>you have been kicked
>public games are fucking shit
>>699403382
Pokemon
>>699403382
Pokemon
Fast vampire zombies?
Never stop running
>>699403428
Crystal, specifically. Too easy?
>>699401275
Resident evil
>>699403458
Left 4 dead
> sneaky sneaky
> are foxes native to Columbia?
> top notch AI
> clink clink SMASH fuck yeah finally
> all this shit for an old book
>>699403478
Kinda
>>699403494
yup
>>699401275
>Found girl
>take care of her
>Train
>Sad ending
>>699403390
Casual TF2?
>>699403390
Sounds like COD
>>699403666
shadow hearts
>>699401275
RIP Dead Space
>1rd is shit
>2st is a legend
>somehow it's still kinda good after all these games
>protagonist is shit and should be replaced
>>699403666
Doom
>>699403720
No.
>>699402179
>Antagonist race is actually a rogue colony
>They all have sickly greenish skin
>Planet rich in exotic element
>>699403757
No.
>>699403666
The last of us?
>>699403809
No.
>>699403757
I get it
>be normalfag enjoying a sunlit stroll
>big-ass nigga steps on your turf
>aw hell no
>you decide you're gonna fight him
>get in a couple of blows but he ends up stabbing you
>you survive
>spend the rest of the game gathering dirt on his crew
>kill him
>credits roll
>jk game's not over
>big hole
>the world looks like LSD
>but you can't climb over anything
>connect the dots for 25 hours
>>699403697
Nope
>>699403666
I wanna say Bioshock, but I've never actually played it so I don't know if the ending is sad.
>>699403897
We happy few
>>699403968
Nope.
>chillin with my boi
>what's this thing do? aw fuck crippled for life
>just kidding actually a literal god
>>699403897
Hotline Miami?
>>699404000
Infamous?
>nigga stole my bike
>gangbangers
>>699403666
Walking Dead S1
>>699404121
No.
I do mean literal god
>>699404152
You win!
>>699404124
Every GTA
>>699403802
>Antagonist military run by a board of chairmen
>Weapon research/manufacturing guy uses private army and influence to take over the nation
>Melee is fucking brutal
>>699404201
care to tell which one in specific?
btw good job
>>699403892
Saints row?
>>699404282
Not him, but San Andreas?
>>699404312
Nope
>>699404282
Uhh GTA 4 lost and damned?
>>699404337
yup, 3 winrars for you my friend
>>699404411
check this >>699404337
>>699401275
>Fairy tale character
>Murder
>Holy shit
>Ending is open to interpretation
>>699403390
Payday 2
>>699404506
Winrar
>>699404473
Alice
>>699401275
Doom
>actually scary when it was released
>terrified of taking pics anymore because of it
>last one was shit
>garbage crew
>shit happens
>still garbage crew but now sliding places
>a talking hot air balloon
>final boss is a building
>>699404280
>Has a multiplayer that nobody played
>Shotgun pistol op
>Enemy soldiers never take their helmets off
>Enemy Spotted
>>699404754
CS:GO
>giant chickens
>shit plot
>will they ever stop making it?
>>699404754
Battlefield?
>>699404824
Winrar
>>699404886
Classic
>fucking gta for kids
> cruising
> hey, pick me up!
> fuck does this bitch want
> stuck at a red
> gets in my fucking car
> ohhellno.ogg
> shaking her bitchass out of my damn car
> somehow won't fly out despite 30+ g force
> wow, you're amazing!
> what no bitch you should be terrified
> $506.78
> mfw
>>699404693
Wrecking crew?
>>699404735
>Supposed to surrender as prisoners of war
>Most of your allies do, and get tortured
>Stockholm? What planet do YOU THINK YOU'RE ON?
>>699404735
Uncharted 2
Underrated multiplayer big time
>fell under the radar
>sequel wildly successful
>most who played the sequel don't know it's a sequel
>girl side character kicks ass with a rifle
>>699404955
Crazy cab
>>699405038
Read the rest of the clues
>>699404964
Nooooo
>A dark cave
>Old man gives you a sword
>Kill monsters
>eat chicken
>die
>come back to life
>run to your corpse
>eat more chicken
>don't die
>>699405099
The Legend of Zelda
>>699405177
Easy one, huh?
>>699405244
Yeh
>>699405079
Is that a UK release title or are you fucking with me
Crazy taxi, yeah
>You are so easily corrupted
>GF is kill
>make pact with satan
>kill inocents
>GF is not kill anymore
>>699405323
CoC
>Wake up in a island
>Jump into monster and kill em
>>699405347
SotC
>>699405405
A winrar is you
>Fire to everything
>Fight bosses
>>699401275
>He never asked for it
>>699405484
Be more specific
>>699405516
Deus Ex
>>699403127
sgoyrim
>A warrior
>When you die, your son avenges you
>Can upgrade some shit
>ALLAHU AKHABAR for 90's kids
>quite fun when playing with your friends
>>699405668
Bomberman
>>699405644
Rogue somethin, I think it's Rogue Legacy
>>699405741
yep
>But nobody comes...
>>699405791
Rouge Legacy, Yes
>moon
>wear suit
>kill dudes
>moon is back
>soft boiled eggs
>sex to upgrade your gun arm
>moon again
I don't know if this will be too easy or too hard.
>>699405484
Which one?
>daughter is kill
>adopts new daughter
>bff is kill
>you're an awful parent
>>699404693
SUNSET OVERFUCKINGDRIVE I was just about to do that one.
>>699405837
undertale
>>699404473
wau
>Twin Peaks but made by an insane Japanese man
>>699406036
win
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>Flag taken!
>Flag dropped!
>>699405046
rdr
>>699405567
That was fast,
>Playing the best game of all time
>Make a huge base in half an hour
>oh no.jpg
>The allies attack but my wall keeps them out
>mfw trump has strategy game-sense
>mfw I'm not running for president.
>>699405008
Anyone else care to take a shot? The one faggot that got close didn't even answer me.
>Appears in the nothing
>Night
>Die
>Build a house to survive
(Not Minecraft)
>>699405546
kz the first one
>>699406204
Fallout 4
>>699406157
TF2 On 2Fort?
>>699406289
Nope
>>699406195
Correct. Kinda. Don't know if you mean Revolver or Redemption. Same series though so you win.
>hold house party
>invite friends
>lock in basement
>block with tables
>turn on ovens
>>699406294
Keep guessing
>>699405915
first
>>699406279
Don't starve?
>>699406298
Nope
>>699406413
Nope
>>699406422
Quake?
>>699406157
halo5
>HEAVY MACHINEGUN!
>>699406365
The Sims
>>699406493
Team Fortress 2
>>699406361
revolver obviously
>weebs heaven
>shit plot
>everything is a fucking loli
>chics turn into gundam
>>699403741
Assass creed
>>699406524
Nope
>>699406493
Metal Slug
>Objective of the game contradicts the title
>Your best friend is a floating head
>Your other best friend is a hot girl in latex
>The Russians are actually aliens
>>699406605
Winrar
>>699406004
Finished it too. Great game
>>699406500
Yup.
>Go online
>Choose white outfit karate man
>Two Eighths of a forward rotation
>Punch
>Repeat
>>699406571
winrar
>be a bullet who shoots bullets at bullets who also shoot bullets
>>699406452
Close enough, its Halo 3 CTF, when running with flag its quicker to throw it repeatedly, resulting in the announcer spam.
>>699406384
C'mon man, guess again. SET ME FREE
Dogger makes you return to the hotel you did more than just the diddly at.
>you were alive for 2m 34s and were sleeping for 2m 34s you were killed by (FBI)phazeMasster 's rock.entity
>>699406741
rust
>>699406567
Tales of zestiria?
>>699406650
Only game I've ever 100%
Some asshole makes a silent but deadly virus and you tear and occasionally fry ass to ultimately kill him with a silent but deadly weapon.
>>699406667
Mortal cuntflaps?
>>699406698
I was just thinking 5 because it's the newest one.
>>699406811
nope, try something more even mre cringy
>>699406735
Fallout 4?
>>699406866
Nope.
>>699406687
Someone guess it pls
>>699406841
Same. Started it again.
>>699406729
Only ever played the second, and I know that's not how the second starts so is there a third one?
>>699406902
Nope
>>699406963
give us more tips
>>699406783
yep
>Lazers
>Dragons
>D20
>>699406973
YES! FINALLY! Two threads of adding clues and you set me free! This is a huge weight off my shoulders!
Mute faggots in military gear run around senselessly murdering everything that moves
>>699403522
>>699403544
>>699403666
>>699403733
>>699404000
>>699404399
>>699404411
>>699404955
>>699405099
>>699405177
>>699405244
>>699405644
>>699406500
>>699406577
>>699406811
>>699406866
>>699406899
>>699406922
>>699407044
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
>>699406667
my condolences for your off by one
>>699407139
GTA 5
Alrighty I got one no one will guess unless you are an oldfag
>Be a nigger
>No heart in chest
>Annoying worm demon thing telling you what to do
>Dog demon enemy things that are unkillable
>Descend into hell
>inb4 doom
>>699407145
OFF BY ONE
FUCK
>Playing Gaem
>It best gaem
>Am see doggo
>Bombman behind
>Doggo blocks doorwai
>die
>>699406899
Dunno man
>No, you're the facker!
>>699407047
Laser Dragons D20 The Game
>>699407221
DOUBLE FUCK
>>699407139
Any call of duty or battlefield
>>699407178
Bingo
>>699407256
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THESE OFF BY ONES
okay easy game to guess
>mom tries killing you
>>699407250
lol does that actually exist?
nope
>>699407145
Wow, i have 4 dubs and i not even checked 'em
>>699405099 (You)
>>699405244 (You)
>>699405644 (You)
>>699406577 (You)
>>699407320
boi
>basically the only other well known steam game apart from team fortress and CS:GO
>>699407392
yes
The lead singer of distrubed gets double crossed by a giant ginger.
>>699407236
more tips:
>your console is a loli
>the game company is a loli
>maybe even you is a loli
>weebs say they play for the history
>>699406272
Somehow I was thinking mass effect
>>699407404
Portal
>>699407404
dota
>legacy looks like minecraft
>coming to xbone
>zombies
>Emo
>Guns
>Fast
>>699407404
Dota or HL
>>699407438
I wanna say lucky star or yakuza but i know thats not it
>>699407488
7 Days to Die
>>699407488
Terraria
>>699407494
Hatred?
>>699407438
weeb go away, this is the only thread we get without weebs
>Came out this year
>Play as gud guy and bad guy
>gud guy and bad guy can do the same shit
>make important decisions
>Travel through time
>shoot frozen people
>do other shit i don't remember
>bad guy gits sick
>play as gud guy in annoying ass boss fight
>Has a Live action companion show
Too easy if you've played it
>>699407561
nope, try something else created by sega
>>699407458
>>699407474
>>699407500
Nope, forgot those too.
>like second life but less sexual
>>699407607
Nope
>>699407578
Yes, too easy?
>>699407635
Quantum Break
>>699407438
Overwatch
>>699401275
Resident Evil
>>699407635
Wow, you made that so obvious. quatam brick
>>699407666
Red light center
>>699407666
Gmod
>>699407673
Yeah
>>699407622
not a weeb, just know the game
>>699407650
Console? Im completely stumped
>>699407206
Nobody guessed it I'm sad
>>699407635
I've never played it, quantam break still to easy.
>30 fps
>30 fov
>60 $
This one is easy
>>699407732
Nope
>>699407749
Yep
>there is definitely going to be multiplayer
>release
>the is definitely no multiplayer
>>699407777
Be happy, quadzilla
>>699407789
What does 30 fov mean? Is there something I don't know or is it as stupid as it sounds?
>>699407848
I am on a fucking ROLL
>>699407047
Get to guessing niggers
>>699407909
Gtav
>endless farming
>why does anyone still play
>F2P
>Weeb
>>699407771
PS Vita as far as i'm concerned
>>699407948
Asshole
>>699407922
Field of View/Vision
I'm doing a harder one.
>browser based
>aaa graphics
>russian made
>>699404679
Fatal frame
>>699407988
Recently bought a xbone so have no idea
> Remote Relative Dies
> Take over their land
> Everyone needs to be bribed to like you
> Gay men don't exist
> Localization company remove lesbians
> Localization company get remove franchise, retain name
> Fantasy spinoff better than modern spinoff
>nothing like it's predecessors apart from characters
>You are donald trump but badass
>Giant bodyguard and kewl friendz
>Space, timetravel and shit
>Ugly ass aliens
>Kill king Ugly ass alien
>open ended ending, dropping a hint at another game
>>699407983
Farmville or some other shit similar to it?
>>699407909
Just Cause 3
>>699408047
12 days a slav?
>>699407922
Fov stands for field of view, 30 is an exageration but sinc the game is 30 fps and 60$, 30 fov makes the joke
>>699408043
Yup, as stupid as I thought.
>Creepy doctors perform experiments on wild animals
>Shit goes sideways and a retarded beast escapes and accidentally saves the world multiple times
>The beast has a really smart sister with no explanation as to how she exists
>Your best friend is a piece of wood
>>699407789
No Man's sky?
>>699407909
Same fucking thing
>>699408112
Negative, like I said very weeb
>>699408137
Never heard of it.
>>699408075
winrar
>>699408088
the answer was hyperdimension neptune, or something like that
>>699407909
No Mons Skee
>>699408133
>>699407972
nope
>>699408147
What do you mean?
>>699408101
Harvest moon
>>699408207
rinky ding dong
>>699408102
Saints Row 4
>>699407438
Hyperdimension Neptunia.
>>699408101
Harvest Moon?
>>699408184
Its a joke
>>699408265
correcto
>>699408102
Saints Row 4?
>>699408162
Crash bandicoot
A guy finds out her sister is lost, so he looks for her in a very dark world...
>>699407909
drive club
>>699408266
>>699408193
Cheers guys, makes me wanna buy it
>oh wait, australia gets no good games
>>699408162
Crash Bandicoot
>>699406667
Toribash
>Trees are going to grow before your very eyes!
>NOPE
>Still good game though
>>699408270
Yes. I would also have accepted "Story of Seasons"
>>699408311
winner
also check 'em
>#1 was legendary
>#2 was legendary
>#3 is a total waste of time
>L-l-let's just fucking throw away the entire franchise and go with kinect..
>fighting game
>why do so many people still play
>all who are good are neckbeards
Inb4 street fighter
>made by the same company as a pretty popular PC game
>based on said game
>hunger Games
>People only use fucking bows
>probably set in the future
>>699408266
yup!
>>699407047
Tabletop Skyrim with a laser pointer
>>699408457
Forza
>>699408469
Smash Bros Melee
>>699408412
Man, fuck Phil Collins.
>>699401367(You)
>>699403390
Garry's Mod
>>699408394
More like
>Forget to press c
>Fall on the ground
>Flop around
>Get the shit kicked out of you
>Black belt opponent tries to land
>Wrist touches ground
>Win by disqualification
>Ragdoll physics
>Exploding limbs
>Lots of blood
>Flimsy vehicles
>>699408535
Winky dinky doodley
>>699408617
10/10
>>699408518
Nope, but this made me kek
>>699408379
don't bother, saw it at a friends's house, it made me feel sorry about him for months
>>699408615
that one with the floppy dicks
>>699406687
Enter the gungeon
>>699408630
Happy Wheels
>A guy finds out her sister is lost
>he looks for her in a very dark world...
>giant spider appears
>>699408780
Limbo
>the third installment has been waited on for far too long
>top down strategy
>why aren't there more games from this universe
>>699408772
Yeah boi
>Hepatits B the video game
>better than it's sister trilogy.
>shoot up an airport and die like 4 times
>>699408739
Nah, it was just my response to >>699408394 about Toribash
>>699408816
Yes