Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Found this trips decides what k do. Currently on bridge

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 303
Thread images: 18
File: image.jpg (1 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
1 MB, 3264x2448
Found this trips decides what k do. Currently on bridge
>>
>>699389625
admire
>>
>>699389625
Up the butt.
>>
eat it
>>
>>699389625
Kiss it.
>>
shove it in ass
>>
>>699390386
roll
>>
>>699390386
rolol
>>
Burn it with fire
>>
>>699389625
Jump from bridge.
>>
>>699389625
let it crawl on the head of your penis
>>
Kill yourself
>>
>>699390386
Rollp
>>
>>699389625
Kill your parents
>>
>>699389625
My favorite kind of bugs!
Take good care of it, please!
>>
>>699390386
roll
>>
>>69>>699389625
jump off the bridge
>>
Eat it and also check em
>>
roll into joint smoke the whole thing.
>>
File: 1463731026604.webm (2 MB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1463731026604.webm
2 MB, 640x480
>>699390479
>>699390869
>>699390517
Rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>
>>699390966
rawlll
>>
File: 1471015954847-b.jpg (61 KB, 458x472) Image search: [Google]
1471015954847-b.jpg
61 KB, 458x472
Put in ass. Don't remove till next dump or 24 hojrs. Whatever is longer.
>>
>>699390978
This is horny
>>
Go buy a bottle of UV Blue and drink it all like the faggot you are.
>>
>>699390479
This. Jump op
>>
>>699389625
eat it
>>
post more pics of that beaut before it dies or heals and realizes your shits all retarded, besides its pooping on you
>>
>>699390479
rolling
>>
insert into the peehole
>>
Eat it
>>
Insect version of a Pug
>>
>>699391160
Roll
>>
Kill your mother and rape your dog.
>>
>>699391247
rollerino
>>
>>699389625
shove it up your nostril and keep it in there for a good 12 hours
>>
insert into anus
>>
Sleep outside of liquor store on ground.
>>
>>699389625
release the cicada and fly to mexico for a week of drunken sex with hookers
>>
nut on it
>>
in ur pooper
>>
Jump off the bridge
>>
Jerry off onto it without leaving bridge.
>>
>>699389625
Hold it next to your ear and annoy the hell out of it.
>>
>>699391344
lmao winrar
>>
>>699389625
Remove a pair of its limbs and see how it reacts. Imo you should remove its eyes.
>>
>>699390778
So close
Reroll
>>
File: Blue-Meanie.jpg (26 KB, 642x361) Image search: [Google]
Blue-Meanie.jpg
26 KB, 642x361
>>699391661
that's dubs
>>
>>699391729
Reroll.
>>
Hold in mouth for 10 minutes. Don't kill it.
>>
>>699391247
re rawlll
>>
>>699391518
Reroll
>>
In your ass, all the way. Time stamped photos, 2 at least. 1 with it half in, 1 with it all in but one wing slightly out for proof.
>>
Its a cicada. Use it as fishing bait. use a small bead weight and a float. When it flaps its wings against the water, it will attract every fish in the lake pretty much.
>>
File: image.jpg (28 KB, 385x311) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
28 KB, 385x311
>>699391885
Oh so close
>>
>>699391919
>all in but one wing slightly out for proof.

lulz
>>
Post CP. Receive ban.
>>
>>699391801
One more time.
>>
eat it
>>
>>699391885
Re roll of a re roll
>>
File: 1470902106478.jpg (115 KB, 1000x666) Image search: [Google]
1470902106478.jpg
115 KB, 1000x666
put in ass
>>
>>699392274
ugghhhhh re roll
>>
Op is kill
>>
shove that bug in your ear.
>>
Take a picture of it on your dick
>>
>>699389625
it cant survive like this, its good as dead, step on it so it not have to suffer anymore
>>
Put it up your nose
>>
>>699391052
So it somehow has to magically stay in his rectum if he takes a shit fewer than 24 hours from now? Good luck, OP. Rolling for this.
>>
Up your urethra.
>>
remove your guts and replace them with this insect
>>
in the ass
>>
>>699392530
Nonono. He can't poop for at least 24 hrs.
>>
>>699389625
cut your skin open and shove the fucker inside then stitch yourself back up.
>>
>>699393244
OP won't cause faggot. If trips and OP is pussy it goes in the ass
>>
>>699391931
Well, I still like this idea.
>>
tape to your back and record yourself jumping off the bridge. you will fly don't worry
>>
>>699393368
reroll
>>
It will never be as good as the last cycada guy... but try to put it in your mouth and crunch it slowly
>>
>inb4 it flew away

Slash your wrists and bleed onto it. Cut one of its legs off.
Carry it with you in a jar and tell EVERYONE you meet that it is your blood brother.
>>
Insert in cock
>>
mush it up and use it as war paint
>>
op never delivers if it isn't like "let it go"
so fuck off
leave this thread
its getting deleted as soon as trips say "eat it" or whatever
>>
In the dickhole it goes
>>
>>699389625
jump off the bridge
>>
>>699393632
rolling for this
>>
Let it free
>>
sacrifice and sumon satan
>>
eat it
>>
make it smile
>>
>>699393887
>887
so close
>>
>>699389625
up ass?
>>
>>699393887
lil 2 fast faggot
>>
put a little hat on it
>>
make him a boat
>>
Bite it's head off, shove the rest up your ass
>>
get a guillotine, remove your head and leave a message "please stitch this animal's head in the place of my head, I'm going to be teh insect boy forever"
>>
eat it now
>>
put in ass
>>
>>699394263
Someone scrcap this in case it actually happens.
>>
>>699394263
who the fuck has a guillotine
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-07-30-07-09-43.jpg (1 MB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-07-30-07-09-43.jpg
1 MB, 1080x1920
Mine was prettier
>>
>>699393797
Reroollll
>>
>>699393797
>699393797
RE REROLLL
>>
rolling
>>
>>699394425
I'd stick my dick in that bug
If trips OP has to do the same
>>
Let it go and donate money to charity
>>
>>699394425
This one gets me hard
>>
make a vid about putting it in a blender (wit some other shit) and feeding it to someone. No pauses or cuts, has to be uninterrupted stream.
>>
>>699393797
RE rell
>>
>>699393797
anotha one
>>
get it a fake ID and attempt to marry it
>>
>>699389625
Do your part agaonst the plague and kill it.
>>
Straight up the pooper
>>
fuk it
>>
>>699393797

I guess we are all rerolling this one?
guess I'll join the party
>>
>>699395045
that
>>
>>699395045
this
>>
>>699395082
In the peehole > ass
>>
Put it up your ear
>>
>>699395313
Reroll
>>
>>699395313


Rerolleroni
>>
totally unrelated:
does "years" mean more than one year or at least 2 years?
>>
File: areyoufuckingretardedm8.jpg (37 KB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]
areyoufuckingretardedm8.jpg
37 KB, 720x720
>>699395668
>>
>>699390149
reroll for this
>>
Squash into paste, inject into pee pee hole
>>
Drink its blood
>>
>>699395668
"Years" implies there's multiple years. So a year and a half wouldn't count as multiple years old
>>
deep fry it
>>
Release
>>
>>699394263
LMAO
>reroll
>>
>>699389625
Peacefully put it back where you found it
>>
>>699390175
roll
>>
Eat it, chew it don't just swallow it
>>
Stuck it in your ass
>>
>>699396998
FUCKING SHIT
>>
Let it go. Strip naked and throw all clothes off bridge. Shoes also, faggot.
>>
>>699396998
Roll
>>
>>699396998
Reroll
>>
>>699390386
rollll
>>
>>699397055
Fuck. Reroll. This time trips get, faggot.
>>
>>699390386
Reroll
>>
>>699389625
Put it in a little box, preferably matchbox
Take it home
Feed it sugar or whatever cicadas eat
When it gets fat, fry it and eat it
>>
>>699390386
ROLLERINO
>>
>>699397284
Nah, too slow
>>
Freeze it, cum on it, then eat it
>>
>>699397342
roll
>>
1. shove a pickle up your ass
2. put bug on head
3. dab
4. take pic (even if bug flies away)
5. post here
>>
>>699397549
this
>>
Jump off the bridge.
>>
in pooper
>>
>>699389625
little sucker looks like he's had a rough life. wing is all busted up. give him a good meal (whatever that consists of) and let him go!
>>
>>699397421
Then do it but fry it after the first meal instead
Alternatively find some canteen and tell them to make you a sandwich and slip it in the sandwich. Bonus points if you blame it on the canteeneer
>>
>>699397055
Roll for nudies
>>
>>699389625
bake potato and put it in it then give said potato to coworker or family friend post reaction pics
>>
File: 1468441649225.jpg (23 KB, 480x456) Image search: [Google]
1468441649225.jpg
23 KB, 480x456
Set Fire then eat
>>
Cum on it
>>
Cum on it then eat it
>>
>>699399747
Reroll
>>
Put fly on ground, jump off bridge.
>>
Grind it into a fine powder, snort it
>>
Tear off the wings, take another pic.
>>
Chew it up spit it into a bucket piss into the bucket and put it all up your ass
>>
>>699399895
reroll
>>
Quints say: Step on it.
>>
Make love with it.
>>
>>699389625
uninstall
>>
>>699400047
So close
>>
Put it in your ear
>>
>>699399849
Roll
>>
Drop it on the floor
>>
>>699389625
Eat it.
>>
>>699403092
Re
>>
>>699403092
Rerawl
>>
>>699403092
Roll
>>
>>699403092
Rolex
>>
>>699391280
FUCKIN METAL
>>
>>699403092
Aderawl
>>
>>699403092
Rollo
>>
>>699399849
Reroll
>>
>>699403092
Rere
>>
>>699403092
Grapefruit
>>
>>699403276
It would be more metal if he raped a goat
>>
>>699403092
Razorblade
>>
>>699403095
lloɹǝɹ
>>
>>699403092
Über
>>
>>699403092
Yep
>>
>>699389625
place it on the floor ; throw your camera or mobile phone on it
>>
Release it, hope this bug can regrow it's broken wing
>>
cum on it, then shove in ass
>>
Let the bug go, and then jump off of the bridge.
>>
>>699403899
rerolling
>>
>>699403899
WINRAR!!!!!!
>>
>>699404001
Oh fuck, I thought it was dubs.
Nevermind...
>>
Shove it in your peehole
>>
>>699389625
Cut wings off make another space program
>>
>>699389625
Put it down and jump of the bridge.
Another idiot gone...
>>
File: 1470420222701.jpg (78 KB, 499x723) Image search: [Google]
1470420222701.jpg
78 KB, 499x723
Go to gas station, purchase candy bar, when asked for payment, proceed to pay with bug
>>
>>699403899
>>699404221
Rolling for these
>>
Cum on it and eat it
>>
Shit on it
>>
Let go, shove sharpie in pooper
>>
Sharpie in pooper, bug can fuck off somewhere
>>
File: 1470623216674.png (791 KB, 720x1280) Image search: [Google]
1470623216674.png
791 KB, 720x1280
Eat it
>>
Put it back where you found it and continue your life like a normal person
>>
>>699389625
Give it the deed to your house.
>>
File: 1470418358424.jpg (101 KB, 676x720) Image search: [Google]
1470418358424.jpg
101 KB, 676x720
Call your dad a factor via text
>>
Kiss it
>>
jump off the Bridge with him
>>
Eat it
>>
>>699389625

1. Strap cicada into passenger seat of your car
2. Drive off a cliff
>>
File: 1471079827063.png (304 KB, 472x470) Image search: [Google]
1471079827063.png
304 KB, 472x470
>>699390778
>>
eat it
>>
>>699404263
roll
>>
>>699404263
rolling for this and post webm
>>
squish it with your hand
>>
>>699404263
kek
>>
>>699404263
rollin
>>
>>699404263
rolll
>>
>>699404263
re
>>
take one of your socks and shoe off then step on it
>>
Eat it and post webm
>>
Jam in ear
>>
>>699405086
reroll
>>
>>699405110
>off by 1
>>
shove it up your ass and break it with your anus ring muscle. document with photos.
>>
open it up a slurp the guts out
>>
>>699405196
re
>>
swallow it whole
>>
smash it against your teeth
>>
>>699405159
>off by 48
>>
Sharpie in pooper
>>
>>699389625
Roll, eat it. Post WEBM.
>>
File: 1471115281696.jpg (140 KB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]
1471115281696.jpg
140 KB, 720x720
Im here.
>>
Stick it in ass
>>
grind wings with teeth
>>
>>699397549
This
>>
Boi.
>>
do nothing
>>
>>699405522
dubs x dubs = trips?
>>
>>699399849
Reroll
>>
Smoke it
>>
>>699405633
roll
>>
Put it on your cock. I've had a lot of experience with these. They don't bite, but the little claws on their feet can make you bleed a tiny bit.
>>
>>699396998
Thees
>>
>>699405780
Reroll
>>
stupid thread. It probably flew away already or died while this thread was up.
>>
>>699395045
That
>>
>>699403560
reroll
>>
>>699396998
>>
>>699405780
Rerolling for this
>>
>>699389625
OP here, i left a long time ago
>>
>>699395045
>>
God is dead
>>
return and eat it
>>
Call it a cunt, and throw it out the window.
>>
File: 1469623530234.jpg (23 KB, 515x515) Image search: [Google]
1469623530234.jpg
23 KB, 515x515
take a shit on it
>>
Absolutely nothing OP you faggot
>>
piss on it then shove it up your nose
>>
glue its wing
>>
OP here. Threw cicada off bridge.. I'm home now. Didn't think this would keep going.
>>
>>699409166
Kill yourself, faggot
>>
we trusted you op..well almost
>>
Free him
>>
Stir fry into dinner and feed to mom
>>
>>699389625
delete your social accounts
>>
>>699399849
fucking reroll
>>
>>699389625
It's got a broken wing
>>
put your dick out of your pants and go home
>>
release it
>>
eat it
>>
eat that shit boi
>>
File: 20160809_183013(0).jpg (3 MB, 5312x2988) Image search: [Google]
20160809_183013(0).jpg
3 MB, 5312x2988
>>699390710
Starred back cicada roll!
>>
Go home and kill your family then go back and jump off bridge.
>>
let it go and go to sleep
>>
in the arse it goes
>>
ass.
>>
Eye to eye touch its eye to yours
>>
pour honey on it and masturbate
>>
cum on it
>>
>>699413657
roll
>>
put in asshole and show your mother
>>
File: bernie_2016_logo_photo.jpg (20 KB, 400x286) Image search: [Google]
bernie_2016_logo_photo.jpg
20 KB, 400x286
>>699389625
Is this where I go to vote for Bernie?
>>
>>699413150
punch as hard as possible
>>
How the fuck has there still not been trips in this thread??
>>
>>699389625
Let him go, he's probably older than you
>>
Shit in a urinal
>>
cum on it them eat it
>>
>>699416446
roll
>>
>>699404263
this
>>
Put it in your nose and suck it into your body.
>>
>>699390175
Rollin for this
>>
>>699390386
Up the asshole it goes.
>>
>>699405086
Dis 1
>>
>>699416888
Winnar nice trips
>>does op deliver?
>>
>>699416888
winrar
>>
>>699416888
Dont be a fag op
>>
>>699416888
>trips
We have em
>>
>>699416888
Have faith fellow citizens, OP will deliver
>>
>>699392274
Whoever made this picture and you who posted it are spastic cunts
>>
File: 762.jpg (55 KB, 294x313) Image search: [Google]
762.jpg
55 KB, 294x313
inb4
>>
up the pooper
>>
Throw it away.
>>
>>699399948
winrar?
>>
>>699417965
retard?
Thread replies: 303
Thread images: 18


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.