Waifu Claiming Thread:
Ireland is the best edition :^)
Previous:>>699375586
Rules:
>Invade All states in US
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>check to see who reads the rules
>chain lurk pics
>don't trust gardevoir he's a fag
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
No life back again. Juvia claimed
>>699384726
GG, I won on the first round this time.
>Ireland
>Best
In what?
I AM THE FUCKING STRONG
Funkclaimer claiming d.va
Still here
>>699384534 (Rikka)
What tuning are you in? The song is a half step down from standard tuning.
>>699385121
in having leprechauns
>>699385152
Not clicking that shit nigger
>>699384426
i prefer crush fetish with the animals but this is ok i guess
>>699385085
If only there were more pictures like that.
>>699385173
lmao im in standard, the beginning sounds the same but im assuming the chords are gonna sound fucked
>>699385335
>prefer crush fetish with the animals
m8
>>699385335
yucky
>>699385407
Like what?
>>699385246
Kinda fixed when being the best also means being the only.
>>699385409
Yep, if you're reading off a tab, just shift your fingers one fret down and you'll be fine. (So a C power chord is on 2nd fret and 4th fret instead of 3rd fret and 5th fret)
>>699385335
of course you do... fucking lunatic
>>699385335
w h y
>>699385506
Aye
>>699385457
>>699385559
Sup weebos, hows it goin?
>>699385015
For every thing there is there will be a man that likes it.
>>699385335
What other stuff do you like? kinda curious
Iowa claimed
>>699383214
Last one I read that I liked but I forgot to keep reading was Romantically Apocalyptic. Whats this Blaster Nation about?
>>699383880
Is she kill
>>699384212
>certain somebody
Oh boy I wonder who that is
What was the reference in that one?
haha I dunno I mostly associate marx with his soul
>>699384726
Like I said man I have no clue because I'll have the same thing again and yet it's all good. Finger trick whats that? I'm headin off the thread so message me if you need me
>>699385539
Ahhhhh okay then I didnt know I thought it was standard, I cant tell the difference sometimes mang
>>699385335
>That image
>That fetish
Disgusting tbh fam
>>699385727
That's a cute Iowa
>>699385706
Hey Koko been a while
>>699385698
>people would be much better
>>699385684
a c u t e
>>699385335
I had a lot of sympathy for you and thought all the hate you were getting was super fucked up, but now I kinda see why and the sympathy is slowly draining...
>>699385830
Most tabs have the tuning at the top. Most of their songs I've found to be in standard, but they can throw you for a loop like that.
If you ever have questions, feel free to hit me up on Telegram. My username is @stewie574
>>699385481
sorry friend
>>699385457
>>699385559
>>699385684
>>699385928
I mean how is it any different than whats considered normal dropping semen all over a chicks face is pretty fucked up tbh
>>699385715
giantess
feet
vore
raunch
armpits
sweat
farts
domination
stomach ssounds
to name a few
Doll claimed.
>>699383695 Kirino
Yeah that one, just remembered it because it's on the Suicidesheep channel.
>>699383790 DD
https://youtu.be/iOG1fJ55VOc
>>699383560 Shino
Sounds fun, will have to download it sometime then
>>699384020 Hama
You've had manta ray?! How did that taste? (And don't you fuckin say like turtle)
>>699384021 Saber
It's easily one of the better lewds out there. Only thing that puts me off is heart holes.
Also nice pic.
>>699384726 Maki
I fuckin wish it was my joke, but it's from a comedy show called bottom, or at least the live version of it.
Yep, sad that more people don't appreciate the cold. It depends on the tape really though.
Ah I see. Hope it passes quickly at any rate.
That's what I am doing, can't hear him anymore. Either he got scared and pissed off, I've killed him with my mighty flail, or he's on my back or something.
>>699386167
Do you know which of there songs are in standard?? Awesome imma add you now!
>>699386239
I just meant the pic!
>>699386116
Exactly this.
Trying so hard to feel bad for him.
>>699385727
Something about how Magolor spoke to someone who knew Kirby (Possibly Marx) before he went to Popstar and the Clockworks in the skys (Nova)
If you already know what he did you have no reason not to think it was Marx.
>>699386239
>I mean how is it any different than whats considered normal
>>699386239
Facials don't cause suffering or death you sociopath.
>>699385678
Boat
>>699386239
>how is it any different than
>vanilla sex
>normal reproduction
>killing animals
>getting off to it
>>normal
>>699386239
I like all but the farts, overall nice taste.
>>699386625
>heretical rattles
>>699385928
Heya, hows it goin? tbh i think thats the only pic i've seen thats incorporated an exercise ball now that I think about it
>>699386239
I dont think we can be friends anymore...
>>699386401
I think I tried a little too hard
>>699386239
>stomach ssounds
What the fuck are you?
>>699386485
>>699386401
>>699386116
This
>>699386324
Yeah the holes are really weird>>699386656
THIS
>>699386788
Yeah I was suprised to find it myself how've you been. I'm doing good thanks
Hachikuji reporting in ;)
>>699385727
Of course not!
>>699386239
Every time...
>>699386324
It's a Doll!
>>699386625
You
>>699386116
oh its just a fetish though i cant control it
>>699386400
oh
>>699386539
still gross and demeaning to the women i loss any respect for a women who voluntarily does this
>>699386656
i dont get off to killing animals I get off to the Domination the women is putting out on the animal
>>699386708
well thank you
>>699386794
what why why does this bother people
>>699386803
its a thing
>>699385335
>>699386239
To each their own and all but holy fuck man.
>Stomach sounds
How.
>>699385496
Gun to the head pictures.
>>699385706
Kokoster, what's good?
>>699385727
Gotcha man.
>>699386324
Aww damn, that was good though, memorized it at least. The cold can be bittersweet, it's a comfy time, but getting frostbite isn't so comfy. There was a whole box of them, take your pick. Thanks man, it should, hopefully. Stay frosty Doll, roll dodge if you have to.
>>699386239
>Stomach sounds
>Farts
>Vore
I lost all hope for you. I'm normally open minded but this is a next level degeneracy I don't know how Shino and Shiro sympathize with you
>>699387191
>I get off to the Domination the women is putting out on the animal
So you get off to WOMEN killing animals right?
>still gross and demeaning to the women i loss any respect for a women who voluntarily does this
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>>699387268
stomach sounds i like knowing my momma is working would love to hold esdeaths tummy and just listen
>>699387522
if you judge people for shit they dont control then whatever
>>699387679
>stomach sounds i like knowing my momma is working would love to hold esdeaths tummy and just listen
>>699387679
>stabs guy 100 times
i cant control it i just have to do it exactly 100 times dont judge me
>>699387522
I don't judge a man by his fetish, i judge him by the things he does for or to others.
>>699387191
>still gross and demeaning to the women i loss any respect for a women who voluntarily does this
Everybody has their own way of thinking.
>>699387191
>fetish
>not missionary position for the sake of procreation
>devil begone
>welcome to hell bois
>>699386725
>Not heretical rattles
>>699386998
I don't think i even have a picture of a boat on my computer, apart from the ones i drew beards on and my "Test results" as it were.
>>699387522
Just cuz i don't understand what someones into doesn't mean i need to hate him or dislike him for it.
Nah mean?
Esdeath is pretty chill just gets rilled up in these threads and I personally think he does it to get humiliated because he probably enjoys it.
>>699388072
pic says differently
>>699386908
Doin pretty good myself, what have you been up too?
>>699386946
Oh shit, nice loli
>>699387679
>Holding esdeaths tummy and just listen
Rumbly tummies tickle your pickle eh?
>>699387268
nothin much, just hangin out. How bout you?
>>699388018
>i judge him by the things he does
Stealing
Manipulation
Stalking
Animal abuse
Illegal animal crush videos
>>699388018
HE DID THIS AND YOU STILL DEFEND THIS DEGENERATE
>Everyone has their own way of thinking
So by that logic pedophilia, murder, rape, genocide is all okay right?
>>699387191
>>699387679
I have a feeling that someone is screen capping this one and making a picture with it...
>>699388276
if they are
fuck niggers
>>699387268
I've got a folder of depressing pictures, but surprisingly little of that specific kinda... huh.
>>699388204
League and MGSV you?
>Someone compile this new Esdeath shit
>>699387890
I dont know what to tell you man
>>699387673
it honestly freaks me out how people are pk with facials and chicks getting fucked so hard they cry but my shit is weird suuuuuuuuure
>>699387935
that is not the same at all I choose to stab people I didnt say ok ill take these fetishes for the rest of my life please
>>699388204
yeyeyeyeye
>>699388160
aside from me licking the hate your way of thinking is more than correct
>>699388276
maybe i should stop
Tenryuu claimed
Okay nigglets, what did i miss?
>>699388160
>I personally think he does it to get humiliated because he probably enjoys it.
I never thought of it that way.
>>699388564
Fuck you elitist.
>>699388160
>I personally think he does it to get humiliated because he probably enjoys it.
Holy fuck Shino you could be correct.
>>699388160
>He does it to get humiliated
This makes too much sense so he's doing it to get off
>So some of this shit is fucking bullshit
>>699385706
Heya Koko
>>699386948
>>699386814
Oh well I'll take what I can get, artistic licence and all.
>>699386948
Indeed it is, is that a Makoto?
>>699387268
Yeah its about 26 mins into this.
https://youtu.be/v_Tfbtb1J_8
Kek, well I mean it being cold outside so you're house is not too hot, so hopefully you shouldn't get frostbite inside.
Got any weird bootleg Chinese ones? Those are always great.
You got any medicine to help it pass? Like painkillers or anything?
I'll check my corners, don't you worry.
>>699388072
What's with that scraggy moustache?
>>699388564
A whole lotta hurtin'.
What a shitty rave
>>699388204
>>699388027
>>699387890
>Not laying on your mom's stomach while she naps, as a child.
Man I loved listening to gurgles, I forgot about that.
>Not my fetish tho.
>>699388276
they better be
my reaction images are top notch
>>699388383
and kikes
>>699388072
He says while posting a boat.
Right.
>>699388383
Race war now
>>699388204
Chek em
>>699388904
Rave you say?? Dont mind if I join
>>699388666
>>699388808
>>699388841
no no no im trying to teach how that someones fetishes does not make them satin
>>699388195
>>699388846
DM can't grow a beard.
>According to Dio and I
>>699389070
A boat that has (attempted to grow) a beard
>>699388564
Just some mild autism
>>699389100
Checked.
ay yo whats going on
>>699388904
YUUUUNNOOOOOO!!
sup faggots?
-mavis
>>699388249
>pedophilia
I don't see it, you're saying things
>Murder
He thinks about murder but has never done so, not a murder until otherwise
>Rape
Are you pulling this info out your ass?
>Genocide
So murder twice, huh?
>>699388219
>Stealing
Everybody steals more than once in their life
>Manipulation
And you wouldn't?
The rest i can disagree with.
But what's this about the animal shit?
>>699389148
You're damn right i'm not a fabric
Esdeath, make a telegram. We want to analyze you a bit further.
>>699388477
Nice! So i take it things have been same ol same ol huh? I haven't been up to much. My parents left town for a month so i've been sober mostly. So far not a fan heh. Are you doin anything now besides posting?
>>699388561
Hey, as far as fetishes go, thats a pretty alright one. I can see that being kinda cute. But what if she has diarrhea and can't control it?
>>699388846
yo yo! hows it goin?
>>699388953
tbh, getting a head scratch from my mom was relaxing as fuck.
>>699388904
thats why you don't go to raves
>>699389212
WE WUZ
>>699388953
Like don't get me wrong it was kinda nice to listen to, somewhat, but I didn't beat my 5 year old meat over the shit.
>>699388985
All of the Races
Whites superiour
>>699389070
Who are you placing your bets on
>>699389196
interesting
so your a heretic now?
>>699389212
sadly not memes
>insert list of im gay edups videos here
>>699389428
KANGZ
>>699389308
When I couldn't sleep my mom would rub her hand over my face, my sister liked her hair pet back.
>>699388846
So basically nothing. That's nice to hear.
>>699389198
>mild
I feel tumors growing on my back m8
>>699389142
Sweetheart!
YES PLS
>>699389222
YUUUUKKKKKIIIIIIII
>Holy trips batman
>>699389308
These fucking weebs can't boogie, they just stood there bobbing their fucking heads to lil wyne or some shit or generic dubstep that sounds like robots farting
>>699389271
>Everybody steals more than once in their life
True
I got away with stealing a toy from my best friend for no reason.
>>699389271
No I meant those as examples. Your logic of defending his actions is means to maintain that way of thinking you'd defend those actions
In this pasta he stalked stole manipulated and fapped to the smell of someone's hand.
>>699388953
""""""""""" >not my fetish """""""""""
What is this degenerate shit
what am i invisible? who's dick do i have to suck to get a reply.
>>699389100
Checkd, confirmed nice loli
>>699389506
i mean it could be worse
>699389578
mine
>>699389578
Mine
>>699389595
Koko thats too far
>>699389578
>>699389519
Never been to a rave, why'd this one suck?
>>699389519
Oh hell yeah lets get fucking down.
I remember at AX they had a "club" thing it was fucking stupid, everyone was dancing like they were playing DDR
I'm here
>what's up guys?
>>699389469
>inb4 list of idubbbz gets spammed
>>699388846
The one and only~
How'd your day go?
>>699389578
Rorys.
>>699389578
I'd prefer to succ you.
>>699389196
Still a boat.
>>699389455
There is only one thing you can place it on.
>>699389717
>>699389750
>>699389791
>>699389793
>>699389763
The damn weebs just stood there bobbing their heads
NO I came to boogie with drunk women or whatever and hook up
>>699389777
Ah yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOSR76VHhII
Anime raves... never again (I clearly didnt learn from last year)
>Checked
>>699389295
ah wat?
>>699389308
well i think thats different but im a little into scat so
>>699389488
you are making me very sad I dont remember my mom doing that infact im going to go to sleep you just made me feel harder than ever im close to tears
gnight waifu think better of me tomorrow
>>699389934
Well it's not niggers I can tell you that
>>699389488
I never had the face thing. but my dad and I used to play this game we called "biff" that was basically him hitting us with a down feather body pillow until we got tired enough to go to bed. That was my favorite game
>>699389519
exactly, why you don't go to raves lol
>that gif
nice runningman dweeb
>>699389733
The dubs don't lie brotha
>>699390120
A telegram. Google it
He Openly admits to being a Masochist
Here's the def
1.Psychiatry. a person who has masochism, the condition in which sexual or other gratification depends on one's suffering physical pain or humiliation.
2.
a person who is gratified by pain, degradation, etc., that is self-imposed or imposed by others.
3.
a person who finds pleasure in self-denial, submissiveness, etc.
Does this look familliar??
talk to the guy about music and or other shit and he's chill as fuck.
Also the stuff he's into is weird but obviously tons of other people are into too, if you can freely find pics story's and vids of it all over the internet. So it's not that weird.
Personally i'am more scared of people who hide weird ass shit.
>>699390106
Yuno, were gonna go to an actual rave, it can be an anime rave, and we are gonna fucking show em how its done. Or we can go to a show and just mosh
>>699387679
Did this originate in childhood for you? Or did it just come with liking Esdeath?
>>699388204
Same ol same ol eh? Same, just trying to relax.
>>699388430
Maybe they're deemed too saddening for such a happy and bright character(s)
>>699388846
Sweet, I'll give this a watch sometime. When the heat doesn't work, it's possible, Never got that far but it's been numb. Nah just old animated movies and your occasional western or something. Bootlegs are great though. Nope, just push through it as always. Try to eat some yogurt to sooth the stomach, helps a bit.
You got this Doll, if not. Remember the basics of CQC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJSHQMx27w
>>699389777
That's cute.
which one of you weeabo scum watched the latest berserk? fuck it was good. anyone wanna fight about it?
>>699390106
I've never been good with dances or anything. Too damn shy. That sucks though, I wouldn't want to go to a rave at an anime convention because of reasons you stated
>>699388841
Explains why he never showed us the thing he cut into his arm.
>>699390333
>>699389148
I prefer cotton myself.
>>699389212
The usual autusm.
>>699389196
Well it makes sense, she's only a lil ship.
>>699389308
Pretty good myself, still in bed after waking up, you?
>>699389506
Yep, except the autism. How about you anyway Ten?
>>699389791
Hasn't begun yet, still in bed. How's work?
>>699390302
Me cute? Excuse you maki look at your picture!
>Rikka
>>699389241
mavis beacon
>>699390460
with esdeath in here im not surprised
>>699390333
Wut new berserk???
>>699390302
everything originates from childhood for me
>>699390274
I will tomorrow going to sleeps and cry from that one anons post
>>699390460
Just came back from an America trip, my neck has 2nd degree burn and i'm hungry. So nothing out of the usual.
>>699390198
Holy hell it's Koko, thought you diied
>>699390289
Oh yes bb we'll show them how to party~
>>699390395
I'm no dancer either (tho am sorta practicing to be a lead singer/dancer for a band) but I'd imagine it could be fun trying to dance or dance like a retard with fellow weebs who also dont know how to dance/dance like a retard
>>699389972
you fucking asked super faggot
>I asked for this
>I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
>>699390567
holy fuck it was good. you haven't seen it?
>>699390120
Into scat, too?! Jesus christ
Low tier fetishist AND Netflix's next Interview with a Serial Killer (Including interviews from Anon's on 4chan)
>>699390701
Yeah, I mean you gotta let lose and just have fun instead of being "I'M TOO COOL FOR THIS"
>>699390460
>Mind if I join~?
Boring as always. Got told that APPARENTLY the jetkit I need for my bike to be fully fixed... is fucking illegal to ship into California. Like, how is it supposed to be fixed then? Thanks EPA, fucking retards.
>>699390120
>im a little into scat so
how "little" we talkin?
>>699390302
nice nice, is that a loli maki pic? Don't think i've ever seen that one lol
>>699390333
Fuck, Mavis reminds me so much of my sister in law. I can't take it
>>699390460
Oh really? What time is it for you? I'm in bed myself but winding down ha
>>699390701
>thought you diied
nah nigga, you wish
>>699389469
No. Why would you ask that?
>Bullying?
>>699389934
Sure. A boat with a beard that is claimed by someone else.
>>699390460
Yup. Pretty much.
>>699390684
Surprised some ape didn't shank you while you were there.
Welcome back.
>>699390701
Ayyy and maybe we can show em something else too~
>>699390784
Since when was there a new berserk!?
>>699390949
I want to cut lose but I think being intoxicated will REALLY help that since I'm pretty social when drunk
I guess thats what clubs are for but damnit I wanna be surrounded by my own people
>>699391001
Where you been faggot?
>>699390684
Surprised you didn't get eat a lot of burgers.
>>699390465
I see them, and I see yours. My claim was already made. How ya doing besides that?
>>699390608
Must of been one helluva upbringing then.
>>699390684
O shit, Doc is back in town.
>>699391001
Good stuff. Haha, they're out there, not as prevalent but they're there.
>>699391271
>>699391225
Oh yeah this will be us~
https://youtu.be/MlyFidcj1Gc?t=2m5s
>>699390684
What part of America?
>Assuming U.S.?
I hate it when people just say America like the U.S. is the only thing in it.
>>699391279
That's why I don't really like going to bars and such. Too much pressure and I feel isolated almost.
>>699391506
What part of America could mean Brazil you fgt.
>>699391382
Im alright! Just chilling an playing guitar
>>699391473
Awwww hell yah! <3
>>699390120
Well with basic understanding of psychology, it's probably your relation with your mother that led to your fetishes.
>>699390287
As a masochist, I don't think Esdeath is the type for degredation at the hands of strangers, he needs a single female lead.
To hurt him in physical and emotional ways. That person would need to be very strong and controlling.
>He's looking for a unicorn
>>699391461
This just made my day thanks fam
>>699390684
>Tenryuu is back
>tfw
>>699390302
It's not for everyone, but if you like really immature English slapstick it's great. I've never really been close to frostbite in my life I don't think, which is kinda funny guven where I'm from, land of shit freezing weather.
Shame, I wanted to watch pokemon 3: Rise of the Deceptocons.
At least you're doing something for it.
Dude, MGS3 was the fucking bomb man.
>NOT FOR HONOUR, BUT FOR YOOUUUUUUU
>>699390554
It's always a pleasure though.
>>699390684
Oh shit, America, you go to the US? Always wanted to go myself. Where'd you end up going?
>>699390971
But I gotta get up soon.
Well that's fucking stupid. Like do you have to travel out of state to fix it?
>>699391001
About 8 am, what's it for you?
>>699391709
South America
>>699391506
I agree
>>699391836
There's always plenty of screenshot material :^)
>Mugi
>>699391709
First off, you didnt specify WHICH America.
South
North
Central
There are about 55 countries and territories in the America's.
Brazil is also a part of the America's.
>>699391279
Chillin, workin on fitness and all that. How bout you queer?
>>699391382
Loli maki pretty much puts on Nico's level. Which reminds of a video i wanna show you if I can find it lol
>>699391836
Sheeeeiiitt, where are you at? it's about midnight here in cali.
>>699391129
Nah, the apes where under my control
>>699391382
And the Nurse was waiting here. How's it going?
>>699391506
U.S., Commiefornia
>>699391832
I'm always good for a surprise
>>699391836
The 2 posts above
Too warm for my german skin, ended up with a 2nd degree burn. Happens.
>>699391805
We can agree tho. That he knows how it plays out when he starts talking about fucked up shit in here. It's happen time and time again. Why would you keep doing it if deep down somewhere u didn't enjoy the response or humiliation from it.
I mean it's never worked out where everyone in here was chill about it.
>>699391674
Isnt it odd, I say going to cons I feel something special cause Im surrounded by people with similar interest yet I still isolate myself from them?
Like when my sis go spends the rest of the con with her friends, I go chill at a isolated spot til a panel or something comes up
>>699391715
Mmmm found me a new favorite pic
>Tfw no Rikka stuff from either Dealers or Artist Ally
>>699392140
Here, vidya, and attic work
>>699391054
only for Bully Protection Purposes
>>699389790
Sounds like your gay
>>699391836
Oh I'll get you up alright~
Either that, or according to /o/, I can just get them off of Amazon, as they don't really care. I'll talk to the mechanic guy today about it. On the bright side, got new LED brake lights, so no more melting plastic!
>>699392224
>Commiefornia
>
>>699391709
You never specifically mentioned Brasil, or maybe you did and just expect people to follow you like you're some damn elitist king around here.
Goddamn ignorants.
>>699391054
Excuses.
>>699392238
Does he even have bad spelling? He's going for the long con.
Can't sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=advtFfSudn4
>>699392267
Whaaaaaat how dare they!?
>>699392267
Oh I do the same thing. I don't like make conversation with people typically, just kind of wander aimlessly and kill time before panels.
>>699392524
I'm sorry but you're too young
you're actually just the wrong gender please fuck off
>>699392224
>Nah, the apes where under my control
Wonderful.
>>699387522
It's what a person gets off to, I'm not going to judge them on that.
>>699392524
Watch SAO
>>699392267
Attic work? elaborate.
>>699392934
Seen it, 5/10.
>>699392610
I know.. now I cant have my rikka pillow and sleep with you :/
>>699392623
To my surprise, quite a few people wanted my picture
>>699392947
Air conditioning brah
>>699391977
We can relive the magic forever :^)
>>699392140
Ah Cali? I'm in Bongland myself. Cali would be a bit too hot for me I think.
>>699392224
I feel you, Cali looks way too hot for my liking. Anything above 20 Celsius roasts me alive. I'm terrible with sunburn too.
>>699392372
>Fuckin wew
That's really weird, you'd think they'd be more sketchy about Anazon because they're a big company, but whatever.
Yeah he'd know best probably. Melting plastics never a good sign.
>>699392524
Sorry to hear that, you up to anything?
>Nui
>>699392934
>>699392999
Watch only the first half of SAO
Abandon all hope after
First half of SAO2 was O.K. . 2/5
I hate how they did THE SAME THING with both fucking seasons
First half was promising. They could have built off it so much more
Nope, fuck you. Essentially made a whole new show after that