Dubs decide cont.699338335
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decide cont.
>>699338335
>>699348860
Ask her if she wants some fuck, super like meaning she's gagging for it
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?
A gun only has one trigger!
>>699349168
This.
>>699348860
More info.
>>699349168
reroll
>>699349358
More pic.
>>699348860
Want ham cake plox
Fist me please
>>699349358
"Superman is my favorite Marvel hero"
>>699349168
Reroll
>>699349522
WINRAR
>>699349522
WINRAR
>>699349522
Waste
Op please ignore
>>699349522
Stand by.
Rape me with your strap-on
>>699349499
Yo, she can be in for a wave of dick pics now that you've shared her snapchat, ayy lmao
>>699349696
Fuck off you normie. dubs is dubs
>>699349522
Have to respect the code.
You ever headr of gender studies?
>>699349752
Kek Oh shit didn't even notice. Oh well.
Hey, umm, where do you buy your chicken tendies? If you answer this right I might jsut let you be my new mommy ;)
"ey bby, you up fo some of dis?"
are you gonna do mine about gasing the dirty jews from the last one? "How to feel about gasing the dirty jews?"
>>699350097
this
im gay, bye
>>699350217
If you get another get I would be happy to.
>>699350285
roll
Cis gendered scum
>>699349499
White knights incoming
>>699350097
not enough good boy poitns to get dubs, huh, fag?
>>699350285
rolll
>>699350217
rolling for this
>>699350217
rolling
>>699350400
WINRAR
i wanna fuck you up the ass
>>699350548
The rules are one get per response!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I was a nigger
I wouldn't rape you
>>699350610
roll
Bernie is a fucking fag
Hey, what are you triggers? Mine are jews, black peope and faggots.
im gay, byee
im gay, byeee
im gay, byeeee
im gay, byeeeeeee
>>699349358
Hope she likes dickpics. Thanks for sharing her snapchat
>>699350844
finally
fucking lesbo, kill yourself
>>699349920
No response. Doing this one now. You know the rules.
im gay, byeeeeeeeeee
>>699350900
Sorry, thought you were a guy
>>699350844
winrar
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Even If I was a nigger
I Still wouldn't rape you
>>699350900
I feel like killing my neighbor for being a nigger
Vote 4 Trump
I have terminal cancer. thanks
>>699350900
"I want you to slap my booty and call me Snoopy 8)"
>>699351078
I have terminal cancer. thanks.
>>699350900
More info. And yes she is a bernie supporter.
>>699350900
Can I come over and pound your ass?
>>699351154
I have terminal cancer. thanks..
wasted
Im not usually into trannies but i would be open to try something with you :)
I have terminal cancer. thanks...
>>699351266
winrar
>>699351266
win
>>699351266
WINRAR
HURRRRR HURRRRR NYUUUUUUR
>>699351266
Kek. Stand by.
winrar
>>699350217
roll
can you pay for my radiation treatment pls ?
HURRRRR DURRRRR NYUUUUUUR
>>699351458
roll
>>699351461
Roll
can you pay for my radiation treatment pls ??
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I was a nigger
I wouldn't rape you
Dressing up like Ashe and fucking my Pikachu plushie helps me forget about my cancer
>>699351540
can you pay for my radiation treatment pls ??
>>699351507
I wana c it
>>699351600
winrar
can you pay for my radiation treatment pls ???
can you pay for my radiation treatment pls ????
>>699351600
Kek
>>699351542
Btw trying this line on SC to see if it'll work again.
can you pay for my radiation treatment pls ?????
>>699351822
winrar lol
>>699351776
good luck, lad
>>699351822
Stand by
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream
>>699351633
Winrar
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream?
What up with everyone in this thread being unfunny 12 year olds. I mean i know this is /b/ but this is even worse then usual.
>>699352061
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream.?
wanna see my amiibo collection?
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream..
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream.?.
I like to collect dildos, wanna use them on me?
>>699352218
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream?..?
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream....
>>699351822
It sent twice for some reason
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream`pls
How about I think and tell you about tying you up. Sitting backwards on a kitchen chair, knees straddled around it, ankles bound to the legs. A few pillows between you and the chair to make sure your ass is pushed back to the edge, giving me full access to every bit of your most sensitive parts. You could only just take your weight up into you feet, but not actually stand up off the chair because I'd tie your arms up, around the chair, hands up and elbows bound down. Able to help support yourself by grabbing the top edge but no more movement than that. Breasts against the chair back and pillows.
How good you would look sitting there, unable to move. Your mouth right at the height I could hold your hair in my fists and freely drive my cock inside. Gently working you up, thrusting at my own pace. Stopping to let you catch your breath, maybe to regain some of my own composure. How hot it would be just having you there to use as my sex toy. 2 fists full of you hair as I watch my cock push deep into you mouth, against the back of your throat as I try hard to resist going deeper. I definitely don't want to stop, I want to keep fucking your beautiful face until you were a mess of saliva and my cum. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would burst and release it all over your face. I don't come enough over your face so I imagine you should be covered before I move onto taking your orgasm for my own satisfaction. Leave you there barely able to move, your breathing fast and shallow as you try to catch it. Wet and glistening cum mixed saliva running over your lips, chin, hands and the black chair.
>>699352326
>>699351461
Nigger
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream,
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream,,
>>699352073
OP here. I agree. Other thread was way better.
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream pls im desperate
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream pls boss
>>699352546
If dubs say anything but this.
So i have a confession i suffer from a rare disorder my dick is huge soft but when im erect it turns into a chess wheel so what i want to know is can i shove my floppy cock in your ass before i get erect to either a stretch your ass to the sive of a mini man hole or So you can experience the legnth and i hopfully keep the legbth when im hard
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream.-
Sorry my mom took my phone
>>699352551
How do you feel about gasing the dirty jews?
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream,.-
>>699352446
Roll
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving cream''
>>699352760
Reroll
>>699352613
You need to heck off before I get my dad to get you b&
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving creamm
>>699352446
Rolling
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving creammm
>>699352792
Rolling
>>699352760
Rawlin
>>699351161
get snapchat
>>699352922
Done. Send her op
>>699352922
WINRAR
>>699352988
Winrar
Niggers tongue my anus
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving creammmm
>>699352920
shhh bby is ok.
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving creammm im hard
My Dixie Wrecked
>>699352901
Keep posting your conversation. I want to see where it goes
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving creammm.
>>699348860
Is that bitch dead
I Am We Tall Did
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving creammmmm
>>699353288
Winrar
oh and also can i borrow some of your shaving creammm;M
GIVE ME DUBS ALREADY
>>699353077
OP DELIVER
I'll eat your ass
>>699353411
thanks dubs god
Dubs next.
>>699353077
Damn it op. I will post more of the filth I messaged my fiancé if you follow thru
>>699353411
op winrar here bud
>>699353576
One get per response!
>>699353576
How about I think and tell you about tying you up. Sitting backwards on a kitchen chair, knees straddled around it, ankles bound to the legs. A few pillows between you and the chair to make sure your ass is pushed back to the edge, giving me full access to every bit of your most sensitive parts. You could only just take your weight up into you feet, but not actually stand up off the chair because I'd tie your arms up, around the chair, hands up and elbows bound down. Able to help support yourself by grabbing the top edge but no more movement than that. Breasts against the chair back and pillows.
How good you would look sitting there, unable to move. Your mouth right at the height I could hold your hair in my fists and freely drive my cock inside. Gently working you up, thrusting at my own pace. Stopping to let you catch your breath, maybe to regain some of my own composure. How hot it would be just having you there to use as my sex toy. 2 fists full of you hair as I watch my cock push deep into you mouth, against the back of your throat as I try hard to resist going deeper. I definitely don't want to stop, I want to keep fucking your beautiful face until you were a mess of saliva and my cum. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would burst and release it all over your face. I don't come enough over your face so I imagine you should be covered before I move onto taking your orgasm for my own satisfaction. Leave you there barely able to move, your breathing fast and shallow as you try to catch it. Wet and glistening cum mixed saliva running over your lips, chin, hands and the black chair.
>>699353757
Rolling again for op failure...
i want the succ give me the succ
>>699353757
Rolll
>>699353899
Stand by.
>>699353576
reply with this :
im the person who will be coming round to your house to microwave your cat then eat your gold fish then shit it out onto your chest you ugly harambe lookin cunt spazmoid
eyo ma lemme getcho numba
eyo ma lemme getcho numbaa
>>699353757
Damn, actually send her something that would get a response morons. These threads suck because of faggots
>>699353576
"Sorry, I just like roleplaying... that was Breaking Bad. Now lets rp Beauty and the Beast, you can be the beast ;)"
eyo ma lemme getcho numba.
>>699354106
This.
Hold in your 13 year old autism for one fucking minute.
>>699354159
How about I think and tell you about tying you up. Sitting backwards on a kitchen chair, knees straddled around it, ankles bound to the legs. A few pillows between you and the chair to make sure your ass is pushed back to the edge, giving me full access to every bit of your most sensitive parts. You could only just take your weight up into you feet, but not actually stand up off the chair because I'd tie your arms up, around the chair, hands up and elbows bound down. Able to help support yourself by grabbing the top edge but no more movement than that. Breasts against the chair back and pillows.
How good you would look sitting there, unable to move. Your mouth right at the height I could hold your hair in my fists and freely drive my cock inside. Gently working you up, thrusting at my own pace. Stopping to let you catch your breath, maybe to regain some of my own composure. How hot it would be just having you there to use as my sex toy. 2 fists full of you hair as I watch my cock push deep into you mouth, against the back of your throat as I try hard to resist going deeper. I definitely don't want to stop, I want to keep fucking your beautiful face until you were a mess of saliva and my cum. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would burst and release it all over your face. I don't come enough over your face so I imagine you should be covered before I move onto taking your orgasm for my own satisfaction. Leave you there barely able to move, your breathing fast and shallow as you try to catch it. Wet and glistening cum mixed saliva running over your lips, chin, hands and the black chair.
eyo ma lemme getcho numba pls ?
"Just to clarify, you have a penis, right? Thats kind of one of my major turn ons"
Have you seen the movie chef ?
>>699354282
Rawl
Have you seen the movie chef ?`.
>>699354227
Voting for the non-autistic shit
Have you seen the movie chef ?..
>>699354159
Oh sorry, I thought you were a guy
Look. I am getting all these messages from a site called 4chan.
They are forcing me to tell you all of this, please don't take anything here seriously.
Have you seen the movie chef ?.. boss
my name is chef
>>699354377
winrar
>>699354377
Damn. Winrar.
>>699354425
Reroolino ricolino
im gay bye bby
>>699354377
Winrar! Let's see that foamy cunt!
my name is jeff
>>699354544
WINRARINO NUMBER 2
>>699354377
OP here. I really wanted this but one get per reply.
>>699354464
are tweens using 4chan now? I swear my autistic 13 year old brother watches that filthy frank shit
>>699354425
Why are you niggers so boring and basic? What the actual fuck is the point of being a white night ? I seriously don't get it . Please explain
>>699354522
Nice get, anon
I need your help. My dick got moist cuz you hoebamami
my name is chef
>>699354648
Op... I will post more from my 'series' of messages to finance while she was in board meetings. I have plenty.
dicks out for harambe
>>699354544
wiNRAR
>>699354622
op check this
>>699354832
Do it then.
>>699354544
winrar
harambe out for dicks
Wanna suck it? It tastes like Favreau-t. ;)
dicks for harambe
Do you have any gay friends you could set me up with?
4chan
>>699354918
[I should have just got off /b. I should have just got laid and ate pizza. Fuck the code of /b.]
>>699354159
It's the eric andre show!!!!!!
4 of the chan of the dot org
>>699354918
If op don't post it I don't continue...
Alright, I'm gonna cut right to it. I'm gay, my parents dont know. I dont want them to know. I need to bring my "girlfriend", instead of my actual boyfriend, to my cousin's wedding. So would you be willing to go to a wedding pretending to be my girlfriend so my family doesnt think I'm a gay loser that I in fact am? Obviously I will pay you.
Wanna be my "girlfriend" so my family thinks I'm straight?
hey dad
>>699351776
That shit was smooth as fuck
>>699355285
bump
>>699355242
OP here. There hasn't been a response from her so go for it.
>>699355151
You should of left
>>699355285
Roll
>>699355285
Roll
>>699355418
Send he my last posted message. I'll post the rest and you can post results
This thread has bot been satisfying. -5 stars. OP is a faggot.
>>699352922
@op UR DONE KIDDO
Hey check out my new watch
Hey, my name is Tom! Do you ever feel like killing niggers?
I do have to confess something, I have a goat fetish. Do you mind if a goat watches while we fuck pizza? Of course we can eat some sex afterwards.
>>699355668
Agreed. Dubs decides threads are fucking shit lately. Too many fucking retards and op's who must be using dial up
>>699355647
What was your post?
>>699355766
Yes yes I do
>>699355766
WINRAR! ALL HAIL BEANY
>>699355766
Rip OP.
>>699355804
You should have been here for the last one.
>>699355835
How about I think and tell you about tying you up. Sitting backwards on a kitchen chair, knees straddled around it, ankles bound to the legs. A few pillows between you and the chair to make sure your ass is pushed back to the edge, giving me full access to every bit of your most sensitive parts. You could only just take your weight up into you feet, but not actually stand up off the chair because I'd tie your arms up, around the chair, hands up and elbows bound down. Able to help support yourself by grabbing the top edge but no more movement than that. Breasts against the chair back and pillows.
How good you would look sitting there, unable to move. Your mouth right at the height I could hold your hair in my fists and freely drive my cock inside. Gently working you up, thrusting at my own pace. Stopping to let you catch your breath, maybe to regain some of my own composure. How hot it would be just having you there to use as my sex toy. 2 fists full of you hair as I watch my cock push deep into you mouth, against the back of your throat as I try hard to resist going deeper. I definitely don't want to stop, I want to keep fucking your beautiful face until you were a mess of saliva and my cum. Maybe I wouldn't, maybe I would burst and release it all over your face. I don't come enough over your face so I imagine you should be covered before I move onto taking your orgasm for my own satisfaction. Leave you there barely able to move, your breathing fast and shallow as you try to catch it. Wet and glistening cum mixed saliva running over your lips, chin, hands and the black chair.
>>699355766
Kek
>>699355855
Nice get!
>>699355766
Winrar
>>699355759
Kek, rolling
These get the best responses
>>699356037
Kekerino
>>699355151
It was the best of times it was the worst of times...
>>699355964
Hell Hitler!
>>699356037
I can imagine looking down your back and seeing the beautiful round curves of that ass waiting to be harassed. I think I'd need to order some new toys for this. Of course, with your little virgin ass I need to get you some smaller, more friendly toys. Something to help work you up over time until we're comfortable fitting my cock inside.
I think we have the right vibrator for the job though. Between your legs is your beautiful, idealistic looking lips, gently parted with your legs, showing off your opening and clit. Starting on the lowest setting that rumbles so hard, I'd run it over your lips beside your pussy so gently. Building you up before I slowly dragged it between them and spread your wet slickness all over. That first loud moan escaping your mouth is always so rewarding.
Is it hard to imagine how it feels having that vibrator pressed directly onto your little clit? Touching so much of your skin with its firm large head. Transferring those vibrations directly into the nerves of your clitoris and through your whole pussy. The indirect stimulation of the vibrations as I pull it away and run it over your mound, the strong throbbing easily passing through your flesh. It's easy for me to imagine your little opening and ass clench as it finds your sweet spot. Little beads of your sweet nectar building up and lubricating the vibrator every time I drag it over you.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
>>699356188
WINRAR!
>>699355766
DO IT OP
OP not delievering? Not surprising.
Op is faggot
>>699356037
Bail! Bail! Bail!
>>699356791
Couldn't agree with anything more
>>699355759
Lul, rolling
Is this the right address?
>>699356964
No. Not bail. Get that jailbait pussy, faggot.
>>699356964
FUCKING KEK
>>699356964
Here, take a seat.
>>699355759
Rolling in the sheep
>>699356964
16 huh? Thats funny because Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>699357120
I might already be going to jail for rape threats. Don't need to tack on pedophile shit.
>>699357200
Win
>>699357120
Kek. Do it, OP.
>>699356171
don't send her the rest then! Hahaha
Why don't you take a seat? Right over there.
>>699357322
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN, OP
>>699357403
Already unmatched.
>>699356964
Be 18 for me
>>699357479
Damn. Sign me up for the "OP is a fag" train.
See you all in the next dubs decides. I have about 12 full length message series that I have written to my fiancé at work to get her horny before meetings. Will post more next time if op ever delivers.
>>699357826
Dude shut the fuck up
>>699357489
Yeessssssssd
>>699357489
Thisss
>>699357489
Op do this
>>699357489
ROLL
>>699357489
This pls
>>699357489
Have to roll
>>699357489
Reroll
>>699357826
Little pussy doesn't even have them.
>>699357489
ROLL HOLY FUCK THIS
>>699358288
Winrararararar
>>699349358
Why tf did you share her SC... on /b/?
>>699358326
OP here. Dude the thread is kill. She unmatched.
>>699349499
>"a Artist"
>>699358288
WINRAR!!! BE 18 FOR ME
>>699358408
Calm down your white knight is showing.
>>699350915
Role
>>699358500
Hey, what's up? You look pretty cute, but before we go any further… Have you considered having an abortion? :)
>>699358822
That was fast
>>699358288
Fucking deliver op...
>>699358822
Double Dubs! WINRAR & CHECKED!
>>699358500
Can I sit in the car seat? It's kind of my thing.
>>699358822
OP you have to deliver now
>>699355759
Roll
>>699359329
He already did this girl and got blocked in the previous thread...
>>699358608
Not white Knight dumb fuck, just saying you gotta be autistic to let that slide
>>699359834
What kind of autistic fuck is surprised by this on /b?
>>699348860
rollin for
>>699349168
>>699361212
>using the same insult I used
How fucking dim-witted are you, ya aspie shit bird? Retards like you and OP don't surprise me anymore. Get back on the short bus they call /r9k/, asswipe
>>699352901
JUST STOP ASKING FOR DUBS ON THIS ONE. GET THE FUCKING PUSSY OP. DON'T LET US RUIN IT FOR YOU.
>>699355151
FUCKING DISGRACE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. SHOULD'VE LEFT AS SOON AS SHE SAID I'M DOWN
I WANT TO TONGUE PUNCH YOUR FART-BOX EVEN MORE
>>699363982
REROLL
