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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>699347288

better than drowning
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>>699347648
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>>699347288
Damn. That's exactly how I want to die.
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WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE YOU SAID TREAD INSTEAD OF THREAD
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>>699347972
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>>699347819
>falafaled but she still sucking
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>>699347288
>when the weed hits you
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>>699348280
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Why did I laugh ? Why is that so funny ? What have I become ? Why are raviolis so good ?
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Gúÿlłaah', n'MU §„ ho'qoqoqoq graæm qühkioø
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>>699347288
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>>699347288

Iraq / syria really needs some gun control laws.
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>>699348694
kek. We took the same screemcap
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>>699348124
kek
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>>699347288
why isnt there a hole in the wall behind him. fake?
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>>699349072
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>>699348942
No, it just depends on the shot, if it's birdshot in the cartridge the little pieces of shot will stop inside the cranium.
The larger the shot the more likely it would have come out the back of his head.
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>>699348942
Thank god we've got your CSI expertise, son.
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Dropped my light bar on my foot
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>>699349403
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>>699347288
that really blew his mind
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>>699349028
he ain't even mad
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>>699348942
Yes. It's actually from a short film made by middle school students in Oklahoma.
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>>699349481
Thank god we've got your CSI expertise, son.
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>>699349444
Say bar ...
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>>699349028
>>699349072
eeek, any more?
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>>699347288
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>>699348531
>incognito
YOU FUCKING POOSEYY
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>>699349375
Ayy lmao indeed
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>>699347449
Fucking sick.
Delete this.
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>>699350009
what have I done...
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>>699349072
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>>699348942

could be a 12 gage with a solid slug. They are designed to mushroom and give up all their energy. The question is where did ISIS get slo-mo cameras. Maybe surplus from myth-busters.
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>>699347288
Suuuuh doood
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>>699350652
WahMark
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BORK BORK BORK
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>>699350009
Sum ting wong
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>>699350664
kek
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>>699350872
Stahp! You are doin me a frighten!
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>>699348794
>death toll rises even higher
Thanks anon
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>>699350009
asian steve-o
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>>699347288
>>699349028
>>699349072


so the fact that their faces balloon up like this is an instant indicator of fake video production here. i'm a ballistics expert with the wisconsin state troopers, and i can tell you i've see footage and pictures during training and in the field where this never happens. the pressure of the incoming bullet/slug would not do this, period, it would rip through and you wouldn't see this ballooning happening.
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>>699351388

Dubs of truth, must be true.
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>>699351388
Proof?
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>>699349072
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>>699347288
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>699351567
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>>699351388
so a 12 gauge at point blank range to the skull will cause no expansion? In the second video it blew his head completely apart... but believe what you want.
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>>699351388
> i'm a ballistics expert with the wisconsin state troopers
sure you are
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>>699351919
good point
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>>699351530
>>699351567
>>699351820

just watch a slo-mo video of someone shooting a watermelon and tell me if you see expansion happening, kthx
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>>699351796
stale pasta
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>>699349028
This like the rest is entirely fake and just good editing with a shitty dummy. Any /b/tard can tell you what a shot in the head actually looks like.

Shit, there's not even shrapnel that hits the wall.
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>>699350953
kek
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>>699352242
>stale pasta
>but guaranteed replies
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>>699352381
YEAH YOUSE GUISE
ISIS DONT ACSHUALLY SHOOT PEOPLE YOUSE GUISE
SRSLY GUISE
CMON
GUISE SRSLY
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>>699352381
a slug would certainly hit the wall behind his head but they likely used buckshot which don't have enough mass on their own to go clean through.
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>>699352227

.50 cal vs watermelon, no expansion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPuZYQ8ANg
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>>699352227
you are inopabol
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>>699352837
bruh, there was no expansion it went clean through
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This isn't fake I promise
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>>699347288
I can't believe those awful trump supporters are trying to keep this wonderful culture out of my country.
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>>699351388
>so the fact that their faces balloon up like this is an instant indicator of fake video

but wouldn't a large mass entering the head with lots of energy cause expansion ? JFKs head expanded all over his wifes pink dress.
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>>699350247
Oh fuck I'm dying
Top mother fucking kek my man
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im a fucking er nurse. this isnt real. the skull and everything isnt that malleable even when subjected to high dynamic forces. but yo know what is?\


my dick.
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>>699353086
the head just explodes. the skull is a closed space.
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>>699352837
>no expansion:

no expansion ? the fucking thing blew up in a sphere. If you had high frame rate video of that it would be expanding before it broke apart.
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>>699352964

that's what should happen in the isis videos you retard, and hence they are fake
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>>699352819
correct
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I thought this was a REKT thread not a CIS thread
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>>699349444
Thats the fattest toe i have ever seen. Your second toe is bigger than your dick.

Also, cut your toenails, treat your foot fungus and go for a walk.
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>>699353691

YOU'RE BEING TROLLED, YOU AUTISTIC SPERGLORDS
NO ONE ACTUALLY THINKS THIS IS FAKE

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST BITE HARDER AT THE GIANT GOLDEN HOOK
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>>699353691

incorrect, watch the shape/form of the melon near the entry at 0:01-0:03, you can see the pieces of the melon just moving apart, not ballooning apart like the heads in the isis video do.
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>>699353854

why are you so convinced it's real? because isis kills everyone? great so what, but we can't rule out these aren't fakes...
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>>699351388

What color panties are you wearing?
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>>699354207
Definitely fakes, Anon. Definitely.
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>>699351388
Meet:
>>699349072
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>>699354063
>medical journal entry
>13 august 2016
>upon closer inspection, it appears that human heads are not actually made of fruit and don't always behave in the same manner
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>>699354063
>just moving apart, not ballooning apart like the heads

I dunno the skin of a human is more elastic than the skin of a melon. If the projectile had enough energy the enter the head but not enough to blow it apart it would look just like the videos. In any case those chumps are going to wake up with a hell of a headache.
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>>699354207
Trust me man, they are real. I was actually trained by my dad who was trained in the US Army and I know what it looks like when someone dies. Also I am taking criminal investigation classes so I'm basically an expert.
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>>699354207
>>699354496
>>699354567
>>699354690
>>699354800

jesus christ, they are actually arguing about this, aren't they
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>>699354567

it doesn't matter at those energy levels, MV of 1550 fps and ME of 2935 ft. lbs, doesn't matter if it's a skull or a melon
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>>699354997
HEY YOU MOTHER FUCKER THIS IS SERIOUS!
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>>699353782
get out you CIS scum
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>>699354800
Great opportunity for us all to get a professional insight into this highly complex subject. Thank you very much, Anon
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>>699355191
Zika virus
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>>699349028
this is so clearly a dummy, are you fucking blind
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>>699354478
>>699354496
>>699354530
>>699354567
>>699354690


I mean, not sure why you're so convinced by these? The least you could do is post another video of someone getting shot in the head at point blank to compare. Even in those brazilian vids i've never seen any heads expanding like this
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>>699354997
Dubbie dub dubs
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>>699354997

yeah I know ISIS must have faked it with CGI since is so difficult to get away with blowing somebodies head off in a lawless Muslim infested shit hole.
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>>699347288
It's the eric andre show!!!!!!
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>>699355246
No problem dude. So basically as you can see that man getting shot isn't fake but the gun itself is fake. The man is actually two children standing on top of each other.
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>>699351388
>a huge amount of expanding gases entering basically a balloon wouldnt cause it to get larger

you could of fucking like, googled ANY hunting video, ever
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>>699347288
your $27 donations, everyone. no refunds. just vote for hillary, fuck it.
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>>699355441
Great counter point, Anon.
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>>699355397
>is so clearly a dummy,

come on man , that guy was as smart as anybody.
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>>699355636
http://www.snopes.com/bernie-sanders-audi-8/
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>>699347288
Is this how camren bicondova was created?
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>>699355551
Ahh, yes, yes indeed. Always get it right the first time, Anon. Always.
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>>699355764
kek
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>>699355889
lol no he lives a block away from me. he also just bought a vacation home that's less than 30 minutes away just so he can have some lakefront property.
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>>699355889
>bitches about a claim made on the internet
>refutes it with another internet source
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>>699347288
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As you can see here it is fake, but the melon was real
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>>699356274
top kek
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>>699353849
Hey fuck you faggot, I'm in the process of getting in shape and i wear size 16 nigger
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>>699356274
dammit you made my wifes son have a seizure.
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>>699356332
Clearly indeed, Anon.
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>>699351725
underrated toast
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>>699356332
Joking with dead people is not funny
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>>699352837
>skulls and watermelons react the same way to being shot!
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>>699356473
Pics of your size 16 nigger
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>>699349028

looks pretty similar.
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Yeah go watch what happens when you shoot a 12 gage slug at a watermelon. It blows right up. Im pretty sure it would rip a head in half
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>>699356682
Dindu
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>>699356569
nice 69
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>>699356682
>>699356715
See. That was probly a buck shot though
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Marine corps weapons instructor here...

Here's what happens if a person is shot with a large round in what Marines like to call "The Grape." (No. I don't know why we call the head a grape. Marines are weird.)

What is important is that a .45 caliber round is moving with enough force that it could just move right through the skull. That means that there will probably not be much of an exploding head, but that what is inside will be a lot more... soupy. Now the human skull has quite a bit more resistance than a watermelon, but not enough that I think that anyone shot by one isn't going to argue with me on the specifics.

A few terms that will help people sick enough to wonder this stuff and aren't already gun nuts. Entry wound is the point of contact between the round and the target. Typically this always manifests itself as a small hole given normal conditions. Exit wound is the point at the opposite side of the body where the round will exit if it has enough force to do so. Depending on the momentum and size of the round, the exit wound can be tiny or it could be huge. A huge enough exit wound would technically be an exploded head, but there is a certain upward limit to the size of an exit wound. The reason for this is that, like the video, the mass gets to be too much and the round just barrels right through. The round will take the path of least resistance and if it has the momentum, it isn't going to be stopped by a silly back of the skull or brain matter. This doesn't mean less damage overall because the internal force exerted increases with the mass and muzzle velocity of the round.

All this to say that no, the head would not have exploded like what we saw with the poor, poor kebobs. Instead they would suffer the much more gruesome fate of having most of the matter between his ears liquefied and exited through the rear.
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>>699356569
but then how do you post
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>>699356682
buckshot face lift
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>>699356569
I'm not with a dead person
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>>699353854
Shep is a homosexual, you know.
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>>699356843
>marine corps weapons instructor who forgot there is more then just buckshot

wew lad. no wonder our military is balls
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>>699356974
Bitch, puhlease.
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>>699356888
You should post about how this is wrong and the people that made fun of this should go with a psychologist and become a mature person
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>>699357080
Yeah a slug is what they used in those videos im pretty sure. Buds also not a fuckin marine. Hes trap loving pedo who asks guys on a piblic image board to rate his cock.
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>>699353854
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>>699352966
i always kek at this ty anon
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>>699357310
Wow you must be a really cool person
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>>699357335
Parts of it do matter punk. We've got a exmarine badass neckbearded pedo setting us up wit wizzdum
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Lol
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>>699358477
Hey, welcome to 60 minutes ago, son.
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>>699347288
Sssshhhhiiiieeeeetttt BBBbbbbiiiieeettttcccchhhh!!!!! SSSssshhhiiiieeettttt!!!!!
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>>699350664
>>699350009
>>699350495
lost
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Meat locker. Bodies of science.
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>>699358424
seems fake. Would you not use your leg strength to lift and rotate your body and get out of the tub? Fuckin stupid bitch
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>>699358967
anon, I think it's time we talk about your habit
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>>699356682
Never made the news since it was black lives killing black lives and that don't seem to matter.
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Why? Just because...
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>>699359074
Oh it's real. You may not want to believe ot, but it's real.
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>>699347819

what it feels like to chew 5Gum.
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>>699358967
Ok, that's fucking badass.
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>>699348124
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new meme
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>>699359195
??? Elaborate.
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>>699358967
i've seen pics of it multiple times but whats the story behind it ?
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>>699359682
You spend too much time here.
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>>699359363
Is that a spade in a spades head?
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>>699347819
When the blunt hit you and turn you into an ancient Chinese warrior painting
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>>699359682
Bodies donated to science. You know? Medical cadavers.
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>>699359682
>durr tell me a storey guise
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>>699348124
"I'd take a shotgun blast to the fast fo ya!"
-Bruno Mars
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He is half the man he used to be.
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Parasites.
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>>699359074
Sure ! The girl just got to rotate and lift herself, then she can leave the bath and the bad guy will be like "oh shit ! she survived. Well, I let her go".

It's torture, not a fucking game. If you try to get smart with the bad guy, he'll kill you with more pain.
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>>699360114

"and I just bought new pants..."
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>>699347288
This is sad because that guy is fucking hot and now he's dead : (
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>>699360462
The dumb bitch was a magician, apparently, practicing an act. Dropped the key to the cuffs in the water.
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>>699347288
>brainblast!
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>>699360590
It's fake, the actual shot was made of a dummy. None of the ISIS videos are real. They are just very well done propaganda films.
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>>699347819
ayyy lmao
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>>699360751
It blew my mind!
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can I bake next bread?
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>>699351725
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
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>>699360590
Fuck off normy. Maybe you can fuck the corps.
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>>699360773
>spend all the time and effort making a dummy when you could literally just shoot a guy in the face
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>>699351725
HAHAHAHAHA 10/10
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>>699351725
why do i remember these things
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>>699347288
>mfw that asshole really pulled the trigger
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>>699348694
file name kek
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>>699361022
To date none of things claimed by ISIS has actually been done by ISIS. They have all been acts of small groups or individuals and ISIS just jumps up and takes credit for it. ISIS in fact is not really even an organization. They are barely a small group of wealthy businessmen whom have decided to propagate war as long as possible and take credit for anything that happens around the world that is terror related. Spend a few bucks on a video and dummy and make millions selling weapons and other war goods to perpetuate the war and then even blame the US for keeping it going by butting in to foreign affairs. It's the perfect money machine.
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>>699351796
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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>>699359836
its shovel knight
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>>699360114
nuts red like a baboon's ass
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>>699360462
dumbass she was an "escape autist". She fucked it up, but I stand by the fact that she had the chance to save herself
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>>699361695
I like the spirit, but you are misguided. Fix your compass
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>>699361977
proof m8
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>>699362202
burden of proof fallacy. Fuck off m8 I don't want to search it up
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>>699349028
He got instant Porsche-girl'd
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>>699356843

bel air
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks reply and your mom dies tonight like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetos that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>699361695
no one believes this shit. youre either trolling or misguided... and either way no one agrees with you. enjoy being alone with your goofy thoughts.
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>>699356843
Marine corps weapons instructor here...

Here's what happens if a person is shot with a large round in what Marines like to call "The Grape." (No. I don't know why we call the head a grape. Marines are weird.)

What is important is that a .45 caliber round is moving with enough force that it could just move right through the skull. That means that there will probably not be much of an exploding head, but that what is inside will be a lot more... soupy. Now the human skull has quite a bit more resistance than a watermelon, but not enough that I think that anyone shot by one isn't going to argue with me on the specifics.

A few terms that will help people sick enough to wonder this stuff and aren't already gun nuts. Entry wound is the point of contact between the round and the target. Typically this always manifests itself as a small hole given normal conditions. Exit wound is the point at the opposite side of the body where the round will exit if it has enough force to do so. Depending on the momentum and size of the round, the exit wound can be tiny or it could be huge. A huge enough exit wound would technically be an exploded head, but there is a certain upward limit to the size of an exit wound. The reason for this is that, like the video, the mass gets to be too much and the round just barrels right through. The round will take the path of least resistance and if it has the momentum, it isn't going to be stopped by a silly back of the skull or brain matter. This doesn't mean less damage overall because the internal force exerted increases with the mass and muzzle velocity of the round.

All this to say that no, the head would not have exploded like what we saw with the poor, poor kebobs. Instead they would suffer the much more gruesome fate of having most of the matter between his ears liquefied and exited through the rear.
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>>699362923
If you believe ISIS is real then it is you and others like you that are allowing them to win and be so or should I say virtually powerful..
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>>699362890
Top kek
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>>699351796
Just dont open the comment sections mate. I don't find this funny, I find it completely disgusting. The faces are litteraly the funniest part about it haha.
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>>699349072
>>699349028
>>699347288
These are some surprisingly old films.
They even switch out the person with a dummy that bleeds.

That's some downright 1980s filming right there.
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>>699363030
lol I'm not reading that copy paste meme bullshit. fuck off.
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Poor guy
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>>699362283
Then why was she filming? Your story is full of holes... like most of the webms related kek
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>>699358424
Dude holy shit
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>>699358424
Fake fetish porno, older than the internet
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>>699354800
People who call themselves experts are experts of expressing the complete extent of their idiocy.

These are 100% fake. No matter what you tell me, the human skull does not completely implode from a shotgun or rifle discharge at close range. The flapping of the "skin" does not happen to human beings because the skin on the face is closest to the skull.

These are just some pretty decent 1980s film effects.

Get over yourself.
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>>699350009

ill take some of dem french fried pataters

mmmhmmmmm
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>>699356682
Now this is how a human body behaves after being shot.
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>>699358424

Recording this with no one around in case bad things happen...

I can I just, like what?
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>>699354800
People who call themselves experts in reality don't know shit. Real experts don't advertise or brag about being so. They make their statements and move on and leave it up to the listener to accept or not.
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>>699364013

fact.
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>>699358424
Now she is a contestant on the Grudge TV show.
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>>699361507
Underrated
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>>699356274
EVERY TIME
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>>699361000
and you just used normie unironically kek
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>>699351796
nice copypasta
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>>699363030
There won't be an exit wound if they are shot with a slow enough moving projectile, especially one that fragments. They're likely doing this on purpose for the effect, just like all the other crazy execution videos. It's pretty easily done too by removing some powder from the round or using a sawed-off gun of some sort (which reduces speed since there is less time for the round to accelerate down the barrel).
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>>699364227
Somebody doesn't know there different types of bullets
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>>699347288
This guy looks like one of those satanic Khazarian Ashkanazi Jews
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>>699365596
>different types of bullets

especially for shotguns.
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>>699365817
This coming from somebody calling rounds for a shotgun bullets.
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>>699347288
now that's what i call REKT!!!!!
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>>699347819
Arnold is that you
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>>699360058
please kill yourself you massive faggot
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>>699366358
You go first..
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>>699361695
And Illuminati controls the world. Holy shit, how do you come up with bullshit like this?
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>>699347288
Mother fucker looks like sid from ice age
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>>699366982
If you filter out the bullshit news and media, it is obvious to anyone who is not a sheeple.
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>>699367501
Don't even try to pretend that you are smart and know more than others. ISIS is controlled by businessman... Ok.
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>>699353854
HOLD THE PHONE, I KNOW THAT GAY BLOWJOB!
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>>699361507
gold post
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>>699367501
Your favorite movie probably is Zeitgeist, yes? And you believe everything what is said there. Dude, not everything in this world is propaganda, so fuck off with your delusional conspiracy theories.
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>>699368168
Not everything you see in a video is real either. So fuck off with your believing the ISIS bullshit and believing in GOD.
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>>699347819
>>699348124
>>699348531
>>699348680
>>699348694
>>699348748
>>699349798
>>699350009
>>699350247
>>699350495
>>699350664

I laughed on this, I will burn in hell? I don't wanna really
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>>699351388
true
i cant imagine a bullet which does something like this
a shotgun would damage the whole head in this distance
9mm would just make a hole
bigger ammo would go throug or let him fell behind.
But nothing would let a half head explode in the direction which the bullet is comming
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>>699368511
Do you guys realize that by spreading these videos you are making yourselves accomplices to terrorism and could get a visit you don't want?
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>>699368465
Where is this from?
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>>699348531
>filename
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>>699368794
How new are you
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>>699368741
There is also the fact that any round with enough power to penetrate the skull would have knocked his body completely backwards. He would not have stayed in an up right position.
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>>699354478
Black
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>>699347449
you monster
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>>699368629Fake, the body never goes into convulsions as it attempts to get air and it never tries to straighten as it does when there is no brain activity.
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>>699366084

>having to post your own filename and call it out so people notice and help you confirm that you made a funny


Are you that desperate for approval of other anon?
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>>699368368
story?
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>>699369585
The fuck kind of "story" are you expecting, you absolute tardpocket?
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>>699369585
Spics trying to cross the border and getting caught by the cartels
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>>699361981

Jej
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>>699369372
They slight right through the spine idiot not that you would have any idea what it looks like anyway
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>>699370114
Which is why the body would turn stiff since the brain is no longer present. Guess yours is not present as well.
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>>699369142
>any round with enough power to penetrate the skull would have knocked his body completely backwards.

right, and the shooter would be knocked backwards too by the equal and opposite reaction.
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>>699359661
Isn't there one where they have kids doing the executing for them? Savages
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>>699370246
They do stiffen up they're hands and legs are tied what do you expect the body to do
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>>699370575
The waist also would straighten and they never did, those where not tied.Fucking ISIS is just a propaganda machine. You and all those who believe in them are just empowering them further.
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>>699368411
>>699368466
>>699368511
Why does Isis have such high quality video editing? It's weird to think of Middle Easterners with computer equipment that they aren't fixing for Apple.
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>>699361507
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>>699366084
>calling out your own filename

top...kek...?
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>>699370998
>triggered
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>>699356235
> Thinking that snopes is equivalent to a post on 4chan
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Newscasters take "paws" at site of moronic Furries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU
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>>699355026
Your moms a mellon
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>>699351388
If it's fake, what exactly are we seeing there?
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>>699361507
Oh shit! What happened to Michael Jackson?!?
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>>699356274
gets old after the first time m8
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>>699368466
Wouldn't be a bad way to go out
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>>699359074
They were attempting a magic trick and failed horribly, they tied themselves in some way they couldn't get out of
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>>699368511
That stare at the camera got me.... .... ,,., ...

He was looking into my eyes///....... i feel ....poer in my soul//......
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>>699349444
>trips
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Came here expecting some rekt content, only get gets shitty isis videos.

>fuckingnewfags.jpg
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>>699368466
Am I the only one thinking they'r fucking wasting resources with stuff like this?
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>>699347288
My...GOD! Damn near every frame can be memed...poor guy though
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>>699369905
False.
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>>699351388
Looks like their skulls were shattered from the inside but their skin kept their heads intact. Maybe they shot them once with a machine gun from point blank?
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>>699374367
Man for these fucking wastes of human dna(ISIS) this guy got off real fucking lucky. He didnt even feel a thing.
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>>699368466
ITS RAINING MEN
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>>699374671

I beyond agree
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>>699356274
Summerfag found
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>>699347819
Wfffhat?
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>>699368466
>ISIS killing Taliban
shit just got real, I wonder why the fuck they're fighting each other. I thought all snackbars were unified in their hatred for burgerland
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>>699368411
are his eyes still moving after it was severed?
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>>699366084
Faggit
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>>699369372
>convulsion
no, dummy, the central nervous system was literally hacked
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>>699376837
thats fucked up
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>>699368368
I could live a thousand years and never understand how 1st world countries welcome those people and some people even go to those countries to "help".
I've traveled to several countries but would never go to those shitholes.
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