New sexting thread
Same rules apply
Rules;
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
>post pics of conversation.
Rock and roll
roll
Bump
OP here
Rollin
>>699309699
Kek. NeRd.
>>699309510
Roll
Roll again
>>699309699
>>699309655
well that was fast
One more risk before dinner.
ROLFUCKINGLIN
>>699309655
>>699309699
Double dubs
harambe
The last girl I spoke to was seriously fucked up, please no dubs.
>>699309817
>risk
Kill yourself you boring piece of shit
>>699309699
Waiting 4 reply
FUCKING ROLLING
>>699309922
YESSSSS
holy shit so much get in this thread
>>699309992
So fucking close to quads
>>699309911
on to the next girl then
Ppl best start postin
I CAN DO IT BUT NOT ON PHONE SO I CANT SCREENSHOT IS IT STILL WORTH IT?
>>699309911
I would get fired no thank
>>699309655
55getfag here
>>699310039
Gonna deliver if she actually responds, no promises.
>>699310206
You can..........
>>699309510
rollio
Op here
I still hav no replie
>>699310250
Neat
>>699310420
"OP here I suck dicks"
>>699309510
Rln for trips
>>699309510
>aiden
underage b8
PLEASE ROLLING
>>699309510
also roll
>>699309510
Rolling
roll
>>699310776
T R I P S
HOLY SHIT
Mfw I rolled dubs twice in the other thread and got no reply. Lost face to girls I don't really like, GG
roll
>>699309510
Re roll
>>699310855
well... fuck
>>699310855
now do a flip faggot
>>699310816
OP here
>>699310985
I literally can't win dude. What is this shit.
>>699311029
I told you he sucks dicks
>>699311029
You fag, no cheating. That's not funny this way.
>>699311057
try harder
Welp
>>699311106
Wht
>>699310855
Thats fucking cool as shit balls m8!!! Thanks for not posting proof of it you super cool guy!
>>699309510
Never use the word "genitals."
One roll, then I'll go back to work
>>699309510
rolllll
>>699311317
yeah OP shoulda just said dicks
>>699311029
She might think your cheating or wanting to you stupid shit
>>699311029
Top milkdude
fuckit
>>699311471
shit on my dick
>>699311444
:^))
>>699311444
Hell yeah
Rollin
>>699311444
OHHH BABY A TRIPLE
>>699309510
gonna go for it my dudes
>>699310855
>>699310250
meh :^)
i already fucked my last girl
>>699311268
>>699311711
You've got to be shitting me.
>>699311711
Eew nigra
>>699311721
>Lol I'm not gonna give you sex. Btw are you gonna do XYZ for me like a good little beta boy?
I'd go radio silent on her.
Bro, don't ask her 'what do you mean already'. You're investing too much in this one chick. Just go radio silent. If she asks why tell her you're heading out to get laid.
Fuck it
Roll
Roll
>>699311711
no bestiality please
Rollll
What if I have no friends that are girls?
>>699311841
I rolled doubles and it would totally wrek my life, aww shucks guys! :^[
>>699312022
Winrar
RoLLLLLL
>>699311721
>She already did lol
1: Help her move her things
2: Go back late night
3: Rape n Murder
>>699312134
Almost dubs
Roll.
>>699312101
I've gotten dubs 5 times. It would be repeats at this point unless I start randomly asking. How about you decide then since I'm not familiar with the fucking rules obviously, faggot.
"But muh sarcasm"
>>699312227
That was close.
Rolling in the
that would be my mom
so rolling
>>699312296
Deep
>>699312270
And yet couldnt actually be FURTHER from dubs.
>>699312262
How are you missing the point this hard?
You're claiming 5 dubs and posted 0 pics.
>>699311721
>Already did
ABANDON SHIP ANON
roll
>>699312341
I was talking more about the quads or higher part.
>>699312336
Rolling for you.
>>699311721
Kys
>>699311929
>>699312148
Nah she is a virgin
Roll
>>699309655
>>699309699
>>699309833
>>699309899
>>699309911
>>699309922
>>699310855
>>699311399
>>699311444
>>699311711
>>699311922
>>699312022
tfw half these dubs won't deliver
>>699312378
Yeah, yeah. They're in the other thread
>>699311444
Samefaggin here too kys kiddo
>>699311721
cringy af
she treating you like a straight beta bitch
>>699312521
Maybe this time.
>>699311711
Jessette has a nice set
keep goin. have some pics of her?
>>699311622
>>699312512
Say a name and I'll send it to whoever I have in my contacts under that name. >>699311711
>>699312737
mom
tfw only female you've texted in years was your mum or sister :(
>>699311721
fukkin cringe holy shit.
> I'm not gonna fuck you and to make it worse I'm gonna rub in your face that I fucked someone else, you fucking beta bitch
> but hey, you can still help me do shit and you will literally get nothing in return
keep cucking cuck
>>699312881
even better :^)
>>699309510
Last person is my girlfriend. Easy.
>>699312737
boss
>>699309510
Come at me trips
>>699312737
magda
>>699312966
lmao nice
>>699312966
>why haven't we fucked yet
>did you mean to send this to some other girl?!
>get dumped
>anhero.gif
>>699312966
go for the reaction
roolllll
>>699312787
Good thing that's not her contact name faggot.
Ye
>>699312681
>>699312612
posting a picture that proves absolutely nothing.
Gr8 work m8! proud of you!
Hope for no dubs
>>699313133
milk the dude
>>699312336
Holy shit nigger, I'm saving this hope that's cool.
roll
>>699313149
Texted her, but she's sleeping. Hasn't been online in an hour.
>>699313254
You know how snapchat works right? Why would she reply if she thinks I'm baiting her, faggot?
>>699313133
>tfw u roll dubs as you reply to someone who rolled dubs
>>699313358
taking the dick more like it
>>699313235
shieeet i'll settle for dad then
Yolo
Roll
>>699313578
Rerolling
>>699313235
bump for more of Jessette.
ask her to bury your sword between her tits
>>699313465
Hi yes this is retard police
yes we have a massive retard on the loose.
Open. The. Chat.
So far you've proved that you have sent a chat to someone on snapchat, that's it.
>>699313468
im gonna kms- this is my friend jesus
Rollz
>>699313793
Cucked before it even began...
>>699313758
If I open the chat and screenshot. She sees that I screenshot? Do you actually have autism?
>>699313793
Interesting..
>>699314051
are you really that retarded?.... there is literally hundreds of ways to take a picture without it showing.
ever heard of google?
>>699313998
lolz we're both girls and i have a bf- thats why its weird
>>699314051
Literally just download a screen recording app.. t's not that hard.. geez
What
>>699314211
It doesn't count as cheating if its with another woman
>>699313737
>>699314211
In that case I'm praying for this one to work out.
>>699314051
If u have a phone with a quickmemo button, you can screenshot without it showing
>>699314199
Your turn faggot. Go on faith, I messaged a slut.
Roll
>>699314447
Galaxy S6?
i nevar get dubs
you fucking idiot, you may have had a chance but with that sword thing you just cucked yourself lul
Last time I talked to her I was telling her about my amazing girlfriend
>>699314308
You madman
>>699314551
Literally could care less. I'm betting my bone on that Crissy chick
>>699314606
kek
>>699314606
Fucking kek
Have fun
>>699314308
did you really say sword my god
>>699314674
Well if you could care less you obviously care a bit...
>>699314308
how are you 2 related?
>>699314606
Why you talking about your girlfriend to another chick?
>>699314606
Ur gf is a nigger
>>699314874
I'll send her the link to Montana of 300s songs Fuck Her Brains out and Wifin You, hold on.
>>699314606
show profile picture of Jilly
>>699309510
Rollin
roll
>>699309510
roll
>>699314613
>>699315108
>>699314874
>>699315429
Criiiinge
>>699315429
you poor desperate fuck
>>699312482
Why does that matter, don't do shit for her if she isn't dating you or she isn't putting out.
You're just getting used because you're into her
>>699315429
please, for the love of god, stop
>>699315503
Oh yeah. This is gonna be terrible if she finally replies. But I've already shot myself in the foot. Might as well an hero while I'm at it
fuck, grandma is pissed.
no wonder why so many here are virgins, jesus dude now she'd rather suck hobo dick than swallow your sword richard von sackshit
>>699315429
Truly a cautionary tale
>>699315429
Send her 600 emails next, bitches love emails
>>699315608
Why would you have tried tonkeep going
>>699315699
Fuck, it's time to do this
Gonna have to think this out
>>699315429
send marine copypasta while you're at it
>>699315689
Didn't link post ya fucking newfag
Holly shit roll i gimme devil trips
>>699315628
M8 :-)
Dubs are a myth lmao
>>699314606
you are realted to amazing nigger hambeast
>>699315715
Not a bad idea. I was thinking dick pic or spread asshole next
Re rolllzzz
>>699316118
No
600 emails is your best choice
ralla rawlin
rolling
Rell lel
>>699315794
Still waiting for you to deliever, fag
>>699309510
>>699316614
topkek
Roll
>>699316648
why do you have tits dude
>>699316614
lol cucked
>>699316614
holy shit dude...
>>699316614
Fucking ass blasted. Kek
want more?
>>699316648
I think you've got enough tits to share with her. Fat fuck.
>>699316723
The squeeze, friend.
>>699316614
say "I was asking Katie, not you"
>>699316614
Holy shit....
>>699316648
the madman
>>699316614
Beta whiteknight to the rescue
>>699316648
use some roids there bro? You kinda got some gynecomastia going on
>>699316648
why dont you just go there and rape her?
>>699316832
no you got tits
>>699316648
spread asshole faggot
>>699316648
what the fuck is wrong with your nipples?
>>699316799
Your turn faggot. Let's go.
>>699316614
"so basically you mean anal only right?"
>>699316614
i bet her friend didn`´t get any pussy either
>>699316648
please kill yourself
o boi. gon roll
>>699316648
well at least one guy is committed to the thread...
>>699316648
Just stop
>>699316943
This please
>>699316614
white knight what a faggot
Rolling
>>699316648
dude, let her go pls.
>>699316614
Respond with "But she makes me so hard"
>>699310720
Kek
>>699316648
Please do humanity a favor and kys.
>>699316614
sides disengaged
>>699316648
>that chest
>>699317104
What's my next reply gonna be?
>>699315699
#1
>>699316797
yeeep
>>699316928
at least I'm not a bucket of moobs you disgusting desperate cuck
>>699317213
And this went to shit immediately
>>699316614
"Hey there kassies friend. Mind giving me your number? That way, next time you reply to me it'll be because I asked your bitch ass to. :)"
>>699317213
>gent too
back to /g/ faggot
>>699316999
Trips confirm
Roll for frends
If sb wants to send my cock to sb, here you go.
>>699317213
you type too much
her responses are short
>>699317275
You're right. 5'8 and a gut is a lot better.
>>699317290
Send this
>>699316614
Kassie is a good friend of mine but she has a lot of white knight friends who don't understand that we joke like this.
>>699314606
your girlfriend looks like a potato
>>699311721
>She's fucking some other dude
>Tells anon, then asks him to help her move
Fucking kek. You know you're gonna do it to you beta bitch.
>>699311029
fucking autism
>>699317289
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHA
>>699317289
whipped as fuck, new it
>>699317359
>>699317289
Beta cuck
>>699316648
straight outta national geographic
>>699317379
she must be a fattie
>>699317379
She can adjust my attitude by sucking my dick
>>699317312
heh
>>699317359
I just type at about 100wpm, but that's also true I guess
>>699317510
Kek, you got me
>>699317379
holy shit this is some ninth tier whiteknight-ery
"i'll make your life hell"
>heavy breathing intensifies
>>699317379
>>699317555
Kassie is indeed a fattie, but she's fun to spend time with. Plus we all know fat chicks suck good dick to make up for it.
>>699317609
It's not about how fast you type anon, it's how you deliver.
UPOD. Always UPOD. Always be UPODing.
>>699317379
Ask him what specifically he's going to do to make your life hell
Send them this
>>699309510
Rollin
>>699317379
people like this actually make my blood boil. "i'll make your life hell"? somebody fucking anally mutilate this gigantic faggot
>>699317360
my gut weighs less than your b cups
>>699317746
sent
>>699317746
There is nothing, you have failed.
>>699317379
I wonder if this friend of hers is a guy... probably wearing a fedora, and probably trying his absolute hardest to get into her pants... You sir have insulted his honor so he has to white knight his way back into position
>>699317379
I'M A NICE GUY!!! WHY DON'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES!! WOMEN ONLY DATE ASSHOLES!!
>>699316839
definitely this
don't care if dubs here you go
>>699317379
give that bitch the attitude adjustment
>>699316648
FUCKINGHELL MAN TAKE SOME PCT
>>699317779
My scrotum probably extends farther than your oompaloompa frame. Try again, faggot.
>>699317379
omfg what a fag. jesus, who the fuck are these pathetic guys.
>>699317946
>hat trick of fail
>>699317946
ouch
>>699317946
god this is actually worse than all the other ones, she actually doesn't want to fuck you
>>699316859
>gyno, acne
definite roider
>>699317946
Say "Your loss" and never contact her again
>>699317946
>it wouldn't be the best 30 seconds of her life
>>699317379
i dont know whos more beta
>>699318012
Some what?
I want to see a girl send the message to a guy that she knows has been into her for a while... That would be amazing
>>699317779
at least he's not a manlet with a torso like an aardvark
>>699317849
>>699316859
Shaved my chest. Didn't work out well
>>699317555
do it fagget
>>699317379
It's like an awkward loser contest. I don't even know who is winning.
>>699318231
shaving doesn't give you tits....
>>699317946
FeelsBadMan
>>699317379
>I'll give her an attitude adjustment with my dick
>>699318144
I don't like to waste my time with her friends, they think they are stronger and smarter than that really are and they will never admit that can't do shit.
>>699309510
roll
>>699318154
i assumed that you've used steroids in the past, since the gyno, you gotta get that sorted out though
>>699318173
Kek
>>699316839
this this
roll2
Im back
>>699317992
LMFAO
