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>>699295443
say no more fam
>>699295553
ok
Stronk!
>>699295848
Hey Draka. How are you?
>>699295486
Hey dash, what made you decide to get back to namefagging again so quick?
>>699296385
I remembered how much I piss off you faggots, and realized "oh yeah, I love doing that"
>>699296488
Edgy
>>699296589
That isn't edgy.
>>699296639
Yes it is
>>699296685
k
>>699295879
Horny as usual. You?
>>699296488
I feel offended now
>>699296739
Tired and depressed.
>>699296810
Good.
>>699296823
That sucks. *boobhat*
>>699295443
>>699295079
Can you kindly never reproduce because your seed is spoiled and bad, I mean that in the worst case possible, that movie was shit and if you were entertained kill yourself or get a vasectomy.
P.S. if you already had kids kill or castrate them please and thank you, you are making this world a little better by doing so
>>699296823
That's not good.
>>699296936
Thanks.
>>699296964
I've lived with it for 14 years, I'm used to it.
>>699296954
Yeah! Fuck furrys, you are fucking zoophiles and want to rape your dogs, you fucking bastards! What movie are we talking about tho?
>>699297084
Then kill yourself.
>>699297084
I don't know why, but it seems like I know how to cheer you up, even if only temporarily.
>>699297193
k
>>699297296
You didn't actually. I just said that in hopes that it would make you feel better so you don't have to worry about me.
>>699297129
Sucide Squad
>>699297486
I want to join it.
>>699297420
Dang, you have to make everybody feel down, do you? I'm considering starting a new f/anthro thread and banning you from it man
>>699297420
I will always worry about you, Dash. *boobhug*
>>699297569
k
>>699297615
Why? I'm nobody.
>>699297691
I will too.
>>699297615
Why do you give this shitposter attention? Are you actually retarded?
>>699297797
I don't understand.
>>699297812
Yes, that's my main problem. I just love this nigger, and I'd still love to have sex with him if he ever gives me his details. :*
>>699297895
You're our friend. A furfriend.
>>699297975
I don't want sex; I want love.
>>699298075
No offense, but I don't really consider anyone to be my friend. I simply don't care about companionship. It doesn't matter to me.
>>699298099
You don't deserve love bitch. So will you become my sissy now or what?
>>699298220
No, fuck off and die.
Dash, why do you find it so hard to accept that there's someone of the opposite gender who honestly cares about you?
>>699297975
At least you know you're a retarded faggot. You lonely fucks are cringey as fuck but you're worst because you keep giving the whore attention. Protip: It's an act.
>>699298289
you just answered your own question
"opposite gender"
>>699298289
Because I had such a terrible childhood, and everyone hated me, thus I came to hate myself. I just don't understand how anyone can like me now, but didn't like me then. I wasn't any different. Hell, I was much better then, so it baffles me how someone can say they love me now when everyone else hated me growing up.
>>699298204
If that's your view on the world.
>>699298500
I wish it wasn't. I hate that I became so jaded and cold.
>>699298338
Wait. So you're telling me this all isn't real? I've been pranked the whole time?
>>699298607
No, that guy is just retarded, so don't listen to him. I don't do this for attention, I just speak the truth, and it seems that the truth is harsh for some people. I really don't understand why people do that. I don't know if they're jealous that people like me or what, but quite frankly, I don't know how anyone could like me, or even how.
>>699298595
You're going to get cancer and die a slow, lonely, painful death and it's fucking hilarious, kek.
Stronk sneks!
>>699298827
>I don't know how anyone could like me, or even how
Yeah, I agree. Though I don't know why you had to write "how" two times, this is fucking my mind up a bit
>>699298861
HAHA that would be ULTIMATE LULZ!!! XD
>>699298861
I'm already dying a slow, lonely, painful death. I die every day.
>>699298960
I mean to say why.
>>699298595
Sadly, thats the world. Cold and unloving.
One guy pretending he's a girl giving attention to a faggot whoring for it. These threads are the shit hahahaha. The keks are real, keep going.
>>699299116
> I mean to say why
> mean
But you've already said it! That means you should rather write past tense "meant" instead of present tense "mean", or shouldn't you?
>>699299253
I know all too well. I hate to blame others for my problem, but I wouldn't be how I am if it weren't for everyone else. I used to be a really good, sweet kid.
>>699299328
Whatever.
>>699299277
Can I ride him next?
>>699299444
Sure.
Guyz, it's SPODERMUN TAIM!
>>699299492
Such nice, large, veiny balls!
Does anyone know if there's a coloured version of this?
>>699299696
That's his knot, actually.
>>699299774
Even sexier!
>>699300008
Finally, Spidey here to shitpoast the shitpoaster. God speed, spidey.
>>699300068
When you say you love me, what do you mean by that?
>>699300214
Kek, he stopped getting attention so brought it up again to get more. You can't even make this shit up.
>>699300214
I mean that I deeply care about you, Dash.
>>699300358
No, I'm genuinely curious. Seems like you're the one wanting attention since you keep replying to me.
>>699300386
But you hardly know me. We've never met, or really talked before. Do you mean love as in "really like as a friend" or "in love"?
Found Draka!
>>699300682
10/10 would bang
>>699300602
As a friend.
>>699300791
Oh, okay.
Dash is back! Yay!
>>699300905
Unfortunately.
>>699300682
Wrong. First off, my scales are crimson red, not blue/green...
>>699300305
'cuz you're a faggot
>>699301086
Thanks?
>>699300945
Hey Dash, I know you said you don't much enjoy vidya games, but which ones do you have? I'd love to play something with you.
>>699300726
Eww
>>699300945
Why is that a bad thing?
>>699300950
Don't you lie to me!
>>699301404
I have a few. My Steam is xX420PraiseItXx if you want to add me and check.
>>699301144
Not you, Gorsha!
>>699301500
Because I wish I could never come back.
>>699301500
I'm not lying.
>>699301600
Oh, I wasn't paying attention.
>>699301575
Ok. Once I get home, I'll open steam and check.
>>699301612
You're not the only one!
>>699301713
Please kill me.
>>699301612
Then don't! You're doing the same shit I did last year.
But you can always come back or leave and we can chat outside /b/.
>>699301775
That isn't what I meant.
>>699301739
Just shoot yourself bitch, are you too fucking weak to get that done yourself or what?
>>699301648
I don't believe you. That picture I posted has to be you.
>>699301672
I think you were.
>>699301826
Then explain.
>>699301836
I have a shotgun, but no shotguns shells. I don't have a license to drive to the store and get any, and the nearest store is 15 miles away.
>>699301866
Is that a picture for ants? Stop saving thumbnails mate!
>>699301909
I mean that I wish my pretending to be dead and telling everyone so was truthful.
>>699301836
I'm starting to think that Dash wants me to kill him via snu snu.
>>699301934
>>699301934
Here's the solution to your problem: Take the car and drive yourself off a cliff or fullspeed into a building!
>>699302010
Then make it so, man.
>Plot twist: Dash was just EightBit in disguise
>>699302137
Who the fuck is EightBit, another annoying faggot?
>>699302111
There are none of either where I live.
>>699302137
I wish I could.
