ITT; we rate each other based on our hands.
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ITT; we rate each other based on our hands.
>>699278000
Fat. Nice trips
Fatboy
>>699278000
average american hand
>>699278000
Fat, coward, and wrist fedora. Why did you even make a thread?
>>699278000
>fat
>leftie
>"""smart""" watch
>green backlight on keyboard
>shit tier choice of gun
>thumb on hammer
at least you TD right
now git out
>>699278000
Beefcake.
R8 me m8
>>699278618
>we rate
>just points out obvious shit in the picture
0/10
>>699278000
Get the fuck out of here John
>>699278000
Fat fuck with a shitty niggertech watch and what looks like an airsoft pistol.
At least you got trips.
You're all making OP cry..
Better turn on CNN
>>699278000
You need to start rethinking some life choices when your so fat that even your hand is fat
R8
Rate?
>>699278000
insecure
>>699279353
Somebody has been pampered for their entire life.
>>699279398
Hello child molester
Still has a 10/10 wife
>>699279353
Uses Microsoft edge. Total shit bag
>>699278000
fedora/10
>>699279530
story?
>>699279530
Extensive inbreeding probably led to that
>>699279530
Good going stubs.
>>699279639
svetty
>>699279814
10/10
>>699279530
2/5
>>699278000
fat ugly and suicidal
>>699279530
Stub that chub, stubber
>>699279843
thanks friend
>>699279819
How about now?
>>699278000
Fatty.
And checked.
>>699279814
Typical cumdumpster. The subject of the photo is too obscured by extraneous shit.
Gf's hand... gota delete pics so wife doesnt find em. Im missing half a ahnd and still drown in pussy. Whats your excuse faggots?
>>699279931
2/5 ape hands
Rate me, nerds.
>>699280047
not bad 8/10
>>699279814
Put that thing inside one of your orifices and take a picture
reeee
>>699280086
its a meme you dip
>>699280234
i dont have pics of that yet
>>699280116
It's called sympathy you fucking loser
>>699278000
Total fatty
My mom divoced my dad but he's still my ucle no mattef what!
Also: niggers.
>>699279862
/thread
>>699280116
im missing half a personality
>>699280376
I bet you can fingerblast the shit out of a toddler with that thing
Rate
Note- got adhd dont judge
>>699279353
Deformed little little-finger
Wear gloves you look like a freak
>>699280498
Zoz
>>699280116
Did you hire her to give you hand jobs? You know, because your hand is fucked? I would sure hate to be you, buddy.
I had my calv transplanted onto my heel. Inbreeding is risky as fuck
>>699278000
OP is a solid trip god/10/10
>>699279814
Can i fuck you in the ass, no homo of course
>>699280754
no anon that is not allowed
>>699278000
r8?
>>699280835
quarter in pic btw
>>699278000
>left handed, watch on primary hand, zero manners and knowing of how those thinga works
>fat, but thinks he is in good shape, delusional
>american, having weapon, small selfesteem
>watch that is usless, made for posera, putting it in first plan, socialy hendikeped
rate
I tried my best
>>699280645
Lol its fine, I get 2500 a month from disability and I sell my 100mcg patches for 400 each, thats another 3500 a month. Life is good.
>>699280835
what the fuck that thumb, are you andre the giants lost son?
>>699278680
Go away Anthony.
>>699280817
Can i give you a blowjob, no homo again of course
>>699280940
>>699280281
back to /fit/
>>699280835
what the fuck is your big toe doing on your hand you ogre
>>699280835
Wtf is that
>>699280998
?
>>699281076
NO LEWD
>>699281194
I would lewd you
>>699281136
post a fullbody pic i seriously think you're a giant
>>699281194
Can i at least feel how soft your skin is
>>699278000
>to poor to afford a brand name keyboard/10
>>699278000
fat, gun, gayming keyboard, smart watch, cheap desk,...
The only good thing about this image is that at least you seem to use YMD format, the world's only sensible date format, or is that just your phone's way of saving unnamed images?
>>699281242
i guessed that.
you lil faggot :^)
what happened to not being homo?
>>699281251
ok.
>>699281136
christ, are you the guy who posted a pic with the coin
>>699281333
Didn't work.
>>699279161
>>699281334
Yes, I don't get what the big deal is
now r8 me faggots
>>699281370
sheeeit
so now you are a full member of the club?
no ragrets?
>>699281333
Ok thanks, your skin looks very soft. It was me who said no homo. Now i have to say FULL homo
>>699281449
>>699281449
The note has changed 3 times. Gtfo
>>699281449
your thumb is the big deal
>>699281491
I guess so. Still not proud of if though.
>>699281519
it is pretty damn soft tbh
i like it.
>>699281576
be proud of it
>>699280835
mad max man?
>>699281449
is this you?
>>699281664
Can't. I still like grills anyway.
>>699278618
If he were leftie wouldn't he be holding the camera with that hand?
>>699281449
what the fuck are you a heavyweight in thumbwrestling
>>699281294
ma nigga
>>699281542
Still is a timestamp, isn't it, faggot? gtfo
>>699281716
i like grills a tiny bit but still deff gay
Deep hands
>>699281852
Lame. Grills have nice bodies.
>>699281449
the fuck is going on with the giant troll thumb mang?
>>699281117
femanon?
>>699278000
Based on you need for a gun in your image, your dick is small. Those meaty hands will provide 0 satisfaction, being roughly the equivalent of choking the life from a vienna sausage. 2/10
>>699281237
Fat/10
>>699281892
but they are crazy and their bodies aren't as nice as boys
and no dicks
>>699278680
Bad lighting, nails look a bit off, joints are somewhat large, but pretty normal hand overall.
>>699279353
That pinkie is small as hell. You must be young or NEET, your hand is still soft.
>>699279398
Must be hard to manipulate things with that hand. Good luck bro!
>>699279639
A bit green. Try to zoom out, most important features are the fingers!
>>699279931
Pretty normal hand, are you a lefty?
>>699280047
Inside mid-finger joints are too purple, but I would shake this hand.
>>699280161
A tiny bit fat hand, and the index finger is too pointy. Looks like there are some dots too.
>>699280281
Those blisters are somewhat disgusting and the hand looks too dry. Rub some moisturizer mate.
>>699280526
Joints are large and you look like a biter. But normal hand overall.
>>699280751
Fingers are too short and your wrist is almost as large as your palm. It must be hard to have a comfortable handshake with that kind of hand.
>>699280835
I don't know if it's the perspective, but this thumb is yuge. This hand is weird, it falls out of the normal distribution of hands. At least there are no blisters or missing fingers.
>>699280932
Palm is very large, but this hand is normal IMO.
>>699280940
Texture is weird and the blisters are signs of a misuse of your hands. Work intelligently!
>>699281117
Nails look healthy, but a bit too yellow. This hand looks soft. Make sure you grip hard enough when you shake hands.
>>699281237
That hand is too small compared to the wrist. Fingers are really straight, nice feature.
>>699281540
The shape is average, but the texture is weird.
OVERALL
Nice hands, /b/.
>>699282090
I like curvy bodies though. Guys usually don't have curvy bodies, and no tits.
Dicks are nice though, but I wish there were real herms.
>>699278000
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda./10
>>699279862
Pretty good
R8
niggers
I do construction
>>699280269
Have you.. taken them yet?
>>699278000
I like to think I have pretty nice hands
Post says it all
>>699282306
pics? no
every time ive taken the horse dick im having too much fun to take pics. its still new.
>>699278618
>leftie
With a right handed gun
>>699282279
if not female, cut your fucking nails you sperglord. Its not cool its disgusting.
r8 me
>>699278000
Nice airsoft gun faggot
>>699282492
I just wanna see it a little bit in there :/ then maybe a lot
Come on anon
for justice
Guess my shitty job for bonus points.
>>699282174
[number 2 here] Yeah I am pretty young.
>>699279353
Soft ass bitch made nigga
>>699282174
>The shape is average, but the texture is weird.
Texture? You mean the fact that I have hair on my hands and fingers is weird? Or do you mean it's weird that I have skin?
>>699282703
You suck dudes off for money?
>>699282675
nah not yet my man
at some point ill take a bunch of pics tho
dw
>
>>699280700
That doesn't matter, surgically done things to your body doesn't effect your genes.
>>699278000
>>699282911
bah I always miss out
>>699282957
How's married life?
>>699282957
3/10 would let jack me off
>>699283092
here's an old webm of not horse cock
>>699282888
No, but VERY close.
>>699282272
Great lighting, looks like something out of a Ingmar Bergman movie. Hand is average but the pinkie is a bit crooked.
>>699282279
The joints look like they have a different skin color. Nails are way too long if you're a boy, and this hand and arm are somewhat masculine if you're a girl.
No cause for alarm though!
>>699282301
This hand looks like it can build! Flat tips of the fingers. Pinkie is a bit short.
>>699282388
You have a pianist hand. This hand looks soft and healthy. You don't look like you work with that hand.
>>699282631
Easily bruised hands, you must not work manually. That pinkie sure is long. Wrist is of normal size.
>>699282703
It's hard to assess your hand with that kind of picture, but it seems pretty normal. No apparent hair on the hand, you must be young or blond.
>>699282911
Disproportion between wrist and hand. Fingers are not very straight. Nails are not unkempt, cool.
>>699282957
Looks like a strong hand. Normal skin texture.
>>699283015
Lighting is shit. These fingers are a bit fat. They should not be the same width all the way to the top. Potential blisters.
>>699283090
Shape is normal, even a bit better. Would not mind to shake. These pale spots are subtle, stay cool with it.
>>699282174
Its a working mans hand mate. Moisturizer?? What are you a fag?
>>699282859
The skin looks a bit uneven and it feels somewhat thick. I said weird, but not in a negative way.
Have a nice day!
>>699284141
Not a fag, just a friendly advice.
I know plenty of working men who use some moisturizer.
Less dry hands = less blisters = more comfortable to work.
>>699284587
The blisters are from weightlifting
>>699278000
obvious troll to trigger europoors
>>699284070
>pianist hand
So I've been told. I actually play guitar, so long small fingers are very convenient
>>699284070
Well I build water/sewage treatment plants
And I built that crib table in the pic haha
Thanks for the r8 m8
>>699284708
I've heard weightlifting is easier with drier hands, so now I understand.
Good to stay healthy, keep on exercising!
>>699284587
You do know bitches go crazy for working man hands? They aren't into pussified hands typing on a keyboard.
>>699280161
Donald pls go
>>699278000
Nice props anon. Also, looks soft. 8/10
>>699278680
You're veins are interesting. 7/10
>>699279353
A bit plain, but looks soft. 7/10
>>699279398
>>699279530
Bet you get asked about that often. 4/10 because there's not much to grab.
>>699279639
>>699280047
Looks soft, and you've got nice fingers. 8/10.
>>699279814
Faggot/10
>>699279931
Overall, a cool hand. 7.5/10
>>699280161
Nice vein. 8/10
>>699280281
Looks a bit too wide. 7/10
>>699280526
I like how your joints look. 7.8/10
>>699280751
10/10 background, 8/10 hand
>>699280835
Stick that thumb up your ass.
>>699280932
A bit plain, but nice fingers. 7/10
>>699280940
Great pose choice. 8/10
>>699281117
Long fingers, but the palm is a bit short. 7.8/10
>>699281136
Looks tasty.
>>699281237
Your hand looks underage, but quite soft. 8/10
>>699281540
A solid hand. 9/10
>>699281853
You took a creative pic. 8/10
>>699282272
Palm is kinda fat. 6.5/10
>>699282279
I like your nails. I want to paint them. 8/10
>>699282301
Looks very manly. 7/10
>>699282372
Cool glove, you've got a fashion sense. 9/10
>>699282388
Your dubs confirm your thoughts to be true. 8/10
Pic is my hand. r8 and h8
>>699284887
It sure is buddy its scratches my girls ass though
>>699278000
000/10 you're a lefty
>>699284912
I do have a job requiring to spend most of my day in front of my computer screen.
Sometimes, I'm assigned on a project that requires me to get out, meet people and work a bit with my hands.
Working manually is bliss, although harder on the body!
>>699284070
My girl liked my fat fingers shortly before I took the pic when they were in her pussy.
>>699284796
Especially with lead guitar and more complex chords!
Music is soul, keep playing.
Don't make it your job, it's hard to get a living wage with music. But keep it as a hobby.
It's good for the mind.
>>699283130
Great thank you, 4 weeks strong :S
>>699278000
>>699285401
Yeah sorry I might have been a little harsh.
I didn't mean no disrespect, I just tried to be honest on the rating.
The appareance is not that important.
Function over shape, have a good day!
>tfw car
>>699285043
>>699281540
Thanks /b/ro!
>>699284070
>>699282631
gym buddy told me to box with out protection, got me 20 bucks
>>699285388
those nails are too long
Rate/10
>>699285960
Oh hey, our hands and floors look kind of similar
>>699278000
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/boxes-are-forever
>>699283904
doingitright/10
>>699278000
$20 SmartWatch form Wish
>Me Too Bro
>>699285468
I wasnt planning on making it my job. I have stage fright
>>699285043
Nice polish
>>699286121
Nice floors, handbro
>>699280835
>>699278000
George-Costanza level, shove the rest up your ass.
>>699278000
fat, lazy, will be tired after firing two rounds
>>699285043
tits or gtfo/10
>Thanks for the r8 m8
>>699285043
>>699285388
tits or gtfo
>>699278000
George Costanza-level, shove the rest up your ass.
>>699286453
>>699287054
>Samefag
>Windows Phone
>>699287054
Are those fingers photoshopped or are you actually a freak?
>>699278000
Has short and stubby penis
>>699287221
>Are those fingers photoshopped or are you actually perfection?
Yes.
>Samefag
>Windows Phone
No.
Yes.
>>699281449
Dumb fucks on b dont realise thats probably a toe surgically olaced there
On the can at work niggers
>>699281294
Good choice of porn/10
>>699287712
I'd rub my dick all up that monkey-paw, dem nails, tho.
Crooked pinky
>>699278000
>Chubster
>redditor
>Probably a stem major (muh CS/engineering)
>Actively interested in EDC
>Carries a small notepad that is never used
>>699279814
>Mentally ill trap and furfag
>Internet bound hermit
>Spends all day on 4chan
>>699278000
R8 m8 b4 it's 2 l8
ITT:fags who want to show their expansive watch
>>699287652
Faggy watch. Pretty firm hand. I'd say youre little spooky person
>>699287712
Dont eat your nails bro and take a real shower
>>699287901
Youre allright. Just dont fuck around
>>699287926
I like you
>>699288207
wrong side. Dont fap so often
>>699288593
>lying on the internet
anon stop its not good
Electrician reporting in
>>699278680
Looking at your arm dude you need to exercise and eat more
>>699285043
Trying wwaaaay too hard to be edgy.
>inb4 burnvictimville
>>699289364
Give me a hand job
>>699289364
And clean up bitch
>>699287712
Why deleted? lol
>>699289364
Want this around my micro penis
>>699289503
lawl no
>>699289572
Yes
>>699289364
When you can tell they're fat just from hand/wrist
>>699278000
Rate or hate
>>699289364
R8 mine please
Cant really move my ring and middle finger all too well
>>699289671
Not fat you blind beta pussy fgt
>>699289815
Tell your pinky it's OK to come back, you won't abuse it no more.
>>699290197
Butthurt, Fatty McFatterson?
>>699290197
A bit fat maybe?
>>699290216
nah, it's totally going back in the pooper
>>699281136
please post the rest of your dungeon
Fuck me up /b/
>>699278000
Shit tier keyboard (probably cum filled)
Shit tier holster (probably airsoft holster)
Shit tier handgun (probably highpoint)
Shit tier hands/wrist (probably neckbeard)
>>699289810
>>699290197
>>699285388
>>699285043
tits or gtfo
>>699290402
I mean if that looks fat I guess. I'm not skinny.
>>699290197
Show us your pussy
Roast away my dudes
>>699291007
you have wide hips and a chubby face either way you're basically fat by default
>>699291007
Hand
>>699291007
Thats better. But you cant be sure. Can show more?
rate :)
>>699291305
Why are your nails pink
im guessing its the lighting
1337
>>699291417
Posted a million times/10
>>699280835
nice Photoshop skills
>>699291007
Thats not a proper r8
>>699281449
please tell me this is some sort of sick joke .. right guys?
>>699291791
Annoying
>>699278000
fat sperglord who probably has a CCW and makes girls uncomfortable as fuck
>>699290197
Might wanna invest in a larger ring the fat is oozing out of that one
>>699290197
ew greasy kfc hands
R8!
>>699280161
>Sugar in the raw
>Literally turbinado sugar, less refined sugar, the substance that is refined into white sugar
>Costs less to make but marketed as "organic" or some shit and is sold for more money than white sugar which is an objectively superior product
Hand belongs to a fucking retard.
>>699278000
Fat fuck
Come at me, bro.
>>699278000
Gun is FAKE. 1911 style slide with "Bomar" target rear sight and a non-matching low profile front sight, looks like black paint over cast metal, hinged trigger instead of 1911's sliding trigger, total toy in a $6 nylon holster. Once I see you're trying to pass a toy off as a real gun, I don't kneed to know anymore about you.
>>699292085
Ya oozing
>>699278000
R8 me tho feggit
she's not very big
>>699292394
Tess?
>>699292394
Nice fuckles, when your so fat you barely have knuckles
>>699292167
post urs
>>699292411
Hand belonging to fat man /10
>>699292394
So so messy
>>699289271
Actually I did my nails for my boyfriend. He's really into metal and has asked me why I haven't tried putting a pentagram on my nails.
Also, nice hands.
>>699288839
Manly hand.
Nice watch btw.
R8
>>699292889
fag you are out of gas
>>699292889
need oil change/10
>>699292977
Made me look at my gas kek
>>699292889
buckle up, you canuck!
>>699292669
You are correct
>>699292172
Nice nails
>>699293113
how about you stop and dip oil meter under the hood?
r8 me /b/ois
>>699292889
drives around while posting on 4chan confirmed autistic
>>699293363
looks like you could smack some bitches down. 8/10
>>699293320
I guess, been driving this piece of shit for a year and the gas burns so fucking fast idk what to do
>>699293363
ayy lmao
>>699293320
You can even hear the belt turn in it when I go fast enough
Be gentle
>>699293717
No. Shit angle/10
>>699278000
waste of trips
also you have skype open lol
bump
>>699294991
I remember this thread...
>>699294991
kek I was in that thread
