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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no lying edition
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>>699269315
23
5
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>>699269315
30

0
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>25
>3
>4 if you count the hideous land whale i couldn't keep it up for, i don't
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23
6
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>>699269315
28
14
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24
3
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22
7
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>>699269315

That webm would be so much hotter with sound.
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>>699269315
35
5

yo fag we need her name & u know it
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35. 12
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>>699269315
19
1
I'm married.
>inb4 you ruined your life
I've been with her for 3 years. I'm happy. She is happy. And she is my soulmate. We really understand each other, respect each other and we still love each other like the first day.
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Age: 28
Women fucked: 137

Most of which I am not proud of.
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23
10
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22
1
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>>699269668
>>699269668
Jessica robin
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25
19
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17
5
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11
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15
80 minimum
Too high to remember. 420 mdma heroin for life
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>>699269808
B8
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>>699269714
3 years, 72 years to go.

Good luck still wanting to fuck the same vag for 10 more years.
Why would you fuck your life this much?
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21
13

feels good
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>>699269315
49.
Zero.

Plenty of men though.
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>24 y/o
>30-35, cba to count
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Me: 26
Girls: 2
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20

7 latest one was last night
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>>699269315
26
60 something

I thank my shitty company for having business in the Philippines and my coworkers for refusing to be the ones sent there every couple of months.
Not counting asia, 3-4
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>>699269315
Age 29
Woman fucked 300+
Bitcoin 1200 +
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>>699269565

muh nigga
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>>699269315

29 years old
24-26 women. Only two one night stands.
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Age: 26

Women: 19
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>>699269714
Dude... At 19 you have NO idea who you are or what you want in life. She doesnt either.

Just enjoy what you have but dont imagine its a forever thing.
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>>699269857
MODS
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>>699269315
21
0
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44
30+ women. I lost count because it doesn't really matter to an adult.
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37

well north of 100
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25 year old male
my kill... err fuck count is 21.

About 6 or 7 or those were straight-up fat chicks. 2 were hookers. the rest were legit fine ladies.
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>>699270328
Hi there! Maybe you are homosex?
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>25
>0
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>>699270253
It definitely will be tough in these times. Now before social media and the internet, when people were much more isolated, it was possible.
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Age: 22
Women: 2

>tfw fucked my gf without condom for the first time and i am already addicted to the feel

condoms are a joke, never again tbh. How easy is it to get a girl pregnant if you don't cum in them?
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> 23 yo

> 16
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>>699269315
36

2 female, 1 trans
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- 29
- only fucked one girl at 26
- at the moment I am in a relationship, but she's one of those "I wơn't fuck anyone before marriage" girls... what am I supposed to do? Leave her to find someone else to fuck or, considering my success rate with women, just marry her and be glad that at least one girl wants me :D
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29
1
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>>699269315
>33
>60+
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35

6
and 2 guys

being married for 8 years kinda slowed me down
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>>699270555
no hymen no diamond.
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22
9
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>>699269315
41:

13 I admit to
3 more I don't usually admit
About 8 more I paid for
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>>699269315
23-3
1. Lesbian crazy slut.
2. Fat Jew Ex GF
3. Wife of a few years
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>>699270498
>>699270498
If your have to ask you're to stupid to be having sex.for the sake of humanity get a vasectomy.
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26
5
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>>699270498
>"the pull out method"
enjoy your stream of unwanted children
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>>699269315
20
2
I lost my virginity to a girlfriend i had when i was 15, we broke up when i was 17 and shortly after that i met my current girlfriend. so, being a loyal person, i have only slept with two women.
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25
1
I was legit surprised that i got the chance with that 1
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>>699270498
Not very, assuming you have enough control to pull out early enough. Precum often contains some sperm but the risk of that sperm impregnating her is pretty low.

Thing is, if you have sex enough times and each time involves a small chance/risk of getting her pregnant, eventually you will.
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20
3
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>>699270555
Technically she's still a virgin if you fuck her in the ass
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>>699270642
I love your list. Any pics of any of them? Clothes ok.
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>>699270454
im definitely not,just a beta who dunno how to man up.
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>>699269714
>19
You are literally a child still. 19 was the same 19 30 years ago. I just turned 33 and I dont even feel responsible enough to raise a child. You dun fucked up'd son
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>>699269315
23/50
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19
1

I had this gf for 2 years, and last week I broke up, yesterday I was in a friend house, we went to a party, and we almost fuck, next week maybe
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31
5

2 almost... and that's fucked up.

> 1st girl was so hot, way up my league, but somehow I managed her to get in my bed. when I touched her vagina with my dick I came because I was so fucking horny of her body. I ruined it, didn't get a second chance.
> 2nd girl was a Japanse girl I hosted via Couchsurfing. Tried to stick my dick in her but I couldn't. Her vagina was so tight and she said my dick was too big. :(
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>>699270720
>>699270704
nah like, we fuck for a few minutes and then she blows me until i cum, when i get out of it im no where near cumming but it helps getting there.
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>>699270498
birth control, anyone?

or at least use ultrathin condoms. It is not the same but it's better.
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>>699270498
pretty easy. precum has lots of sperm in it. gg m8.
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>>699269315
Is she getting ass fucked?
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44
0
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age: 23
number: 10
lost virginity at 17
been with one girl 99% of those fucks
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28
0

2 years off of getting my letter...
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>>699269565
whats stopping you from buying a hooker
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>>699270704
do some research yourself
>from what I've read there isn't much difference between pull-out and condom for pregnancy. big difference for STI's tho
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>>699269315
34
24ish
75 if you count prostitutes
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20
5
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30
1

better than 0!!!
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>>699269315
>25
>35

I'd trade them all in for just one of them though. She refuses to talk to me any more. She was the one.
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>>699269315
21
3
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>>699270846
Sounds boring, but whatever floats your boat i guess.

Still, as i said precum often contains small amounts of sperm. Dont be surprised when she eventually gets pregnant.
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>>699269315
>Mechanic
>Fucked countless men and women my whole life
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>>699270761
The Lesbo is now thin to the point of being a skellington. scary shit.
Fat Jew Ex was a prude (blowjobs are with a condom and no looking) so no pics.
Wife is all mine, sorry m80.
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20
6
1 legitimately hot high school girlfriend
1 semi attractive girlfriend
2 average
2 horse faced
2
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>>699269714
In case not troll: good for you anon. I fucked dozens of girls and in hindsight don't need almost any of them are and wish I hadn't, for emotional stability and more respect of my wife.
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29
16
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>>699271009
Nah it's pretty good for now, will keep the precum thing in mind though. I might do it once a week or something and use condoms every other time.
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>>699270816
> I just turned 33 and I dont even feel responsible enough to raise a child.
well how 'bout you stop shitposting on an anonymous image board and grow up?
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>>699269315
31
1
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>>699271091
What are these numbers!?
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>>699269315
20 in a month
0
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>>699270860
are u blind?
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28
3 men, 4 women
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>>699270886
You read wrong then.
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Age:21
Fucked:4
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>>699270860
No....
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46
22

spent 17 years married

think about that one kids
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>>699271182
20 bitchez in a month? not even 1 years old yet!?
You fucking whore
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25 years old with 12 women
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>>699269315
300

(that's 30 and 0)
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>>699271125
And why is girl your not on the pill again?
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>>699271157
>2
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24
7
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21
0

9 years seems so long...
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>>699269315
Whats her name?
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18
1
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17
5

depression and anxiety + existential crisis = horny all the time but sex is pleasure-less and I can't cum
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20, 4
one affair
have had my girlfriend for 2 years
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>>699271276
You could of just said
30
0
and not explain what 300 means

>>699271309
Because shes a cuck, idk. sex doesnt mean much to me anymore
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22 / 35
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>>699271407
Goddamn it!

MODS!
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Age: 18
Fucked: 1
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>>699271407
bro i didn't cum the first 5 times i fucked and i was so confused but i guess this makes sense
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>>699271368
It's all good man, just tell people you're a Mormon.
They'll forget that you're a virgin and rip on you for being a Mormon instead
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get in here losers:
>>699271356
>>
19
2

both were my long-time relationships (i think you can consider 6 months as long-time when you are my age) and it feels good
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>>699269435

Mah nigguh

25
14
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>>699271436
>and not explain what 300 means
it was a joke.
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>>699269315
23
40+
I do a lot of swinging.
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>>699270816
Do you have a child that you say this or you're just a typical spoiled millennial fag "still trying things out" and not willing to make decisions and take responsibility?
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>>699270886
Read other sources. condoms are above 99% at pregnancy prevention. pulling out is at around 87-90%
doesn't sound like a lot of difference, right?
problem is you only need one baby to fuck everything up forever. so those 10% between "absolutely no fucking way unless Odin rips a hole in it or something" to "very unlikely" are a world apart.
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5
Does anyone know any averages for any specific ages?
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>>699271550
Fite me @ lan faget
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>>699271369
jessica robbin
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A: 43
F: 26
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>>699270632
>admit
No one going to ask about the ones I don't admit to?
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15
1
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>>699269315
Is this twat getting dick up the shit shaft?
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>>699269315
21
0

I would give anything to have sex with a girl that looked like jessica robbin. also why did you title your webm that op? I am confused here. is your hate that deep that even white on white porn is making you hate niggers?
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>>699269714
Ignorance is bliss.
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>>699271658
nope
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>>699270884
the law
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>>699271083
Not even any clothed pics?
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>>699271622
yeah
the younger you are the less you've fucked
also "millennials are having sex less" so those figures will be skewed anyway cause baby boomers loved fucking and getting aids everywhere
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>>699271658
we already know: your mother, your sister and your daughter
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>>699271666
Greentext?
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23

17

admittedly they all weren't 10's
mostly 7's
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>>699271658
we all bang fat chicks, dude, and many of us banged our cousins. When someone says 'and X girls I won't admit to' we know exactly what you mean
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>>699269315
>9

>11
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19
0
Its because Im a ugly and short chinese with social anxieties
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18
2
An ex and a slut.
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23. 15 or 16, cant remember
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>>699271729
Yeah, me too.
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>>699271666
awww so sweet satan
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>>699271793
Well, one of those is right.
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>>699269315
69
420
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>>699271905
Your sign must be virgo
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>>699269315
24
8
2 of those were fattys thou
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>>699271816
Heh, funny. Yes, one was a fat friend I stuck it Ina few times in HS but never came from, and another was my cousin.

Third my sister.
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>>699271368
Just turned 21 today. Sup fam
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>>699271706 ANSWER @ME
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>22
>5
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33

35-40 ish, honestly can't remember. But i've only shagged 3 women in the last 8 years.
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>>699271905
Blaze it, /b/ro.

And dont worry about it. It will happen. Just relax, go with the flow. Life will guide you to where you need to be.
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>>699272021
turned 18 yesterday fam
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34 years old.

15 women.

2 of them I'm not proud of, the other 13 were home runs.
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>>699271999
oh baby a triple... ohhh yeahhh
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>>699272073
It gets harder to bang after 30. And the women get uglier. The hot ones prefer 25 year old studs in their prime.
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>>699271791
Why does this not surprise me, I think 5 is a fairly low number, but in comparison to my mates I guess I've got a few more under my belt.
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21

>0

you expected these answers.
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>>699272222
u fucking wot m8?
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>>699269315
28
52
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>>699272222
damn nice quads son
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>>699272027
Aaaa RIDDLE ME THIS
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18
0
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>>699269714
Cuck
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>>699272222
Nice quads.

>>699272243
This. My wife was never all that good looking, and had the red into a wrinkled, deflated prude with no sex drive. And she's only in her mid-30s.
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>>699269315
22
21
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>>699269315
24

5 normal girls

14 different hookers
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>>699272222
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>>699269315
28 years old
14 women
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>>699272266
yeah man, i always thought like damn im barely having any sex
but if i look at my friend group i've fucked more people than they have even though i think im pulling
>filename
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>>699269714
gayyyyy
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>>699272243
>It gets harder to bang after 30
Strongly disagree with this. The whole thing is so much easier now. Its easier to find a willing woman, you last longer in bed, the emotional edges have been smoothed down.

40+ sex is awesome.
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27
2
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>>699269315
26
1
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>>699270078
ma nigga
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>>699271611
the latter
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156

29 m

oh i fuck fat girls. im not picky.

i'm up to 13 i've done anal with.. had 3 that could take a proper porn style ass fucking.
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>>699269315
22
2 women
5 men
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1
Married.
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>>699269914
20
13

right?
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>>699269315
22

4
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>>699269714
Muh nigga
20
1
Have been with the same girl for about 3,5 years.
Not planning on getting married though. Not because of not loving her enough but simply not believing in marriage.

As long as you have a girl Who fits your lifestyle, respects your freedom and shares your fetishes youre golden. Being single is overrated imo
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>>699271131
no.
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>>699269315
>33
>15
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Age 24
2 women
5 men

Im fem but bi. I like women more but women dont like me. None of those are one-nighters, cause Im an old-fashioned bitch.
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>>699269315
17
0
I want to kill myself
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>>699271075
Underated post.
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>>699273037
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48-have fucked 368 women
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>>699269315
24
1 woman
~70-80 men
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19
26
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15 just about 16
1 no joke
It was not as good as I thought it would be
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>>699269887
virgin here but is this actually true? I see so many people say this but I always think that if I ever had a really hot girl I wouldn't mind only fucking her for life as long as she stayed attractive even into old age.
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>>699269315
20
1
need to raise my kill count...
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33
0

I'm good looking and tall and have had good women throw themselves at me to the point that my dad has asked if I'm gay. However, I have major emotional abandonment issues and a masturbation addiction which has caused erectile dysfunction.
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>>699273381
Greentext it faggot
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>>699273398
No he's just bitter about being alone
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>>699273447
You will probably die alone and a virgin
> or prostidate
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Age 21 fucked 7 girls and 4 guys. #bisexualrevolution
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23
Women: 3
Men: 9 lel
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>>699272760
>>699273013
Ayyy whats up. Same situation, prefer women but they hate me.
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25
12
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>>699273579

Maybe. I've had heavy make out sessions with 2 girls and kissed 3 total... never any pen0r touch though.

Really I just need to take care of my mental problems but at 33... looking unlikely.
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20
4
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>>699269714
>I'm happy, she's happy

Then that 7 year itch kicks in
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>>699269315
27
9
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19
0
Muslim country (Turkey)
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>>699269315
16
1
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> Age: 20
> Women Fucked: 2

> On women #2 and I got her pregnant at the age of 20 REEEEEEEEEEE

At least she's a solid 7/10 so I can settle not feeling %100 cucked in life.
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>>699269714
Any pics of body bro?
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22
17
Black guy in Canada. White women sure love BBC
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37, I've had 43.
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>>699269315
22 yo

28 cum buckets
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38
Over 50 but stopped counting or even trying to remember
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19
1
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>>699273478
i've been in the same situation
>at a house party somewhere an hours away from home
>dont have any responsibility because 15 so ask my 16 year old buddy to be my driver
>arrive at party and proceed to get fucked up
>V and vodka baby
>at some point im watching a beer pong game and get introduced to this 7-6/10 chick, she was hot at the time in my state
>we start talking and go upstairs
>end up in the bathroom with her having a great makeout session and finally get my first ever touch of vag
>searching for change while standing up, shes moaning and shit
>not long till someone knocks on the door and we walk out a little awkwardly
>leave to continue meeting people and general party stuff
>at some point she says that her house is down the road and her parents aren't home so we walk for a little
>we get infront of a construction site and she then says yep, this is it and i'm like what the fuck this isn't a house but she grabs me and more making out so i dont care
>she takes me down to some trees, walks through them and now we're on a golf course
>shit alright
>back to fingering and i get a handy
>then a gobby
>I try going down on her and fail miserably so i decide fuck it i'll go back to kissing
>she grabs my dick and proceeds to guide it into her
>i guess im fucking?
>try my best but for 2 mins its me pumping a semi into her then i get better and feel better about it
>we hear voices and figure holy shit we're half naked
>scramble to get clothes on, party has been shut down by noise control
>find my buddy and he drive me home
>we grab a burger from maccas and have a spa at his house
>my dick smells funny
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>>699274141
b8
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27
0
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>>699273447
45
0
and the same story, cock stops working when pussy is detected. however I'm ok since I'm not hot, all close encounters have been just luck, nothing else. Life without female attention is... freeing.
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23 years old, 0 times sex
3 times molested by 3 different women.
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36 years old and 84 bitches ( some of whom were 10's but most where fat and or ugly)
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>29
>5
One of them was a 23 year old stripper when I was 16. I got lucky she was clean.
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>>699273013
>>699273619
Idk what it is either, I don't think I come off gay enough for women to hit on me or take me seriously, maybe? Or maybe it's that Im bi. But Id much rather be with a woman than a man. Ive had 4 girlfriends but only stayed with two long enough to fuck them. >again, Im old-fashioned, dont fuck the day I meet them.
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69
420
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Age 28/ number of women bedded not counting multiple times same woman 76ish - mind u I accomplished that from 16-21 right up until I got married lol
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32
4
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>>699274329
Epic! Thanks anon
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>>699274141
Sex is easy bro. It's not a contest of who can bag the most.
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18
0

I hope to be a Grand Wizard some day, that's why I don't give away my virginity to any whores.
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>>699271111
Nice quads
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>>699273398
i felt similar when i was a virgin for far too long. trust me man deff its worthwhile to play the field and fuck aroud with anyone attractive whos into you. dont put the pussy on the pedestal. back in those days i thought i had no chance with girls and would fall madly in love wit the first one who liked me back. after a while and you know what your doing your gonna want to get new pussy now and then
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>>699269388
Stop it. That's pathetic.

Me 32 6
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>>699274771
Word if you can talk pretty good it's fairly easy lol.
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>>699274775
Grand wizard huh? You go girl!
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>21
>0
>tfw lost kissless status just yesterday

But honest to god pretty good chance that the number changes tonight with an 18 year old cheerleader I've been hanging out with all week.

I don't know what to do /b/ and I have never been this nervous. It's her last day in 4h so we are having a small party at the river for her. Obviously alcohol will be present, and once the party is over she asked if I could give her a ride back home. Obviously this is the ideal time to try, but for all my lack of social skills I don't know how to make a ride home into sex. Should I actually get stuck?

Honest to god I am socially retarded and this just fell in my lap so I ran with it.

HELP ME GET LAID /b/
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>>699269315
Age: 20
Women: 0
Men: 0
Male dogs: 1
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>>699274996
Knock on her door when she answers tell her nothing just proceed to suck your own dick. She will get the idea and bam your now a fsggot
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23 - 11
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>>699269315
23

like 8-10, can't remember exact number cause one night stands n whatnot.
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>>699275061
Greentext it homie
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Age: 24
Women: 8
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>>699269315

27
7 I think, although it may be more.
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>>699274996
You should just rape her. Only sure bet.
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24
0
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30
30-40ish
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>>699269315

>20
>5
>lost virginity at 17
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>19
>0
but still better than >>699270552
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>>699274973
Oh foolish average being, whores can not obtain th title Grand Wizard!
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>>699274996
dude she asked you for a ride home your halfway there. you just gotta finesse it a bit and dont be afraid to make the first move. dont be a sperg and barely talk to her during the event
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>19
>0
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>>699269315
22
8
>>
hey guys im trying to get some gold can you upvote this?
>tfwhen me 20
>tfwhen had sex with only mum
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26
48

1/3 can be thanked from tinder
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>>699275326
But neckbeards can! Oh dear unaborted one teach me your bearish ways
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