Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
>>699227775
Your getting there
But there is not enough boat
>>699227346
Kinda, but it was fun. Woke up sweating, went over to my dads friends, he forgot the light fixtures again, then I went over to my friends and we played Cards Against Humanity until I had to leave to get ready for work.
Claimu
>>699228032
boop beep
Claimed
>>699227346
The first one. theinstallation was fucking pain because the DRM expired
>literally spent hours googling on a fix
>turns out i had to download some steam tool and convert it
>still had to download 5 gigs
More of this slut >>699227173
Ayy
Saber claim
>>699228395
this what the nazi's were trying to prevent
Tracer claimed
SORRY FOR LATE REPLYS I WAS OVERWATCHING
>>699226147
hey you in steam
>>699226572
sounds fun i missed ya
>>699228307
There sadly isn't much of her, name is Tachibana Syphynford
>>699228589
She is gorgeous.
>>699228464
And they lost because of it my friend
>>699228224
Not enough Syndra hanging from the ceiling either.
>>699226690 (Saber)
Nah, that's not it, I'm actually curious as to who is/isn't shipped so far.
>>699227346 (Mugen)
>Better to be without one like me, be proud of it.
Mind explaining why?
>>699228232
>woke up sweating
Why? As long as you enjoyed it, thats all that matters
>my favorite cards against humanity card is "getting your dick stuck in a chinese finger trap with another dick"
>>699228304
Going for the classic. I did a run with my borderlands buddy recently. What class?
>>699228857
Its a problem when she can fly
>>699228584
Not exactly, newfags are the reason we can't have nice things.
Anyway, what have you got up while I was away?
>>699228780
That she is, don't understand why she doesn't have a lot.
>>699228978
It was really really hot, and I had a blanket over me like a retard.
>Implying you need the Chinese finger trap to do that :^)
Also been feeling a tad odd lately.
>>699228032
Claimed.
Always gets me rock hard
>>699228963
Well I'm not shipped currently
>Do you want a shipmate
>>699229103
lost my only irl friend so thier is that other than this im ok
>>699229328
Welcome back old friend
Chocola and Vanilla claimed (they are a set cannot separate)
>>699229359
pretty edgy dude
>>699228978
Siren, it was the first class i ever played. i'm more of a "i play like a sniper but i like snipe with an SMG" kind of a guy. Lillith is great for it. you play PC?
>>699228836
>we will never see a future where we have walking nazi mechs
Why live?
>>699229359
Best waifu
And now my legs ache
>>699228963
Well he doesnt have one for the show and im not creative. Speaking of creative, ive had this urge to write songs lately, but i get sad because they are poorly made. What do?
>>699229162
Oh, i always sleep with a fan on me to prevent that
>Lewd, but i agree
What kind of odd?
>>699229586
>Siren
BOI. Siren has always been my favorite. I loved what they did with it in 2
Yea im on pc
>>699229586
Wolfenstein will always have a special place in my heart.
>>699229783
Fan doesn't help when the whole room is 100F. It's just blowing hot air at you at that point.
Odd as in I want to flirt, but the people I normally flirt with are no where around.
>I felt the same way yesterday.
>>699229783
i still need to play BD2 sometime. i only played a bit on my bro's ps3. You wanna play sometime? The severs should be back up by now.
>>699230073
which one?
>>699229713
why?
>>699229103
correction, 4chan is the cancer, and we are the reason.
nice waifu by the way.
>>699230524
Was at a con all day
>>699229010
Fair point. Guess we'll just have to burn the witch at the stake.
Hello :3
>>699230719
Dont burn yourself.
>>699230679
no wonder. my legs would probably be aching if i walked around all day. what con was it?
>>699230792
Ho
>>699230195
The plan is working.
>>699230524
All of them but new order, wouldn't wipe my ass with that game.
>>699230857
Afest
Small con in Dallas TX
>>699230911
Have we started the fire?
ROb the jewlery store tell them make me a grill.
>>699230792
Anonon!
>>699229449
Oh yeah, I saw parts of it, but I think I missed out on a lot of it.
>>699230561
>nice waifu by the way.
Don't know if I can say the same about yours.
I wish I could somehow abduct her and give her some glorious American FREEDOM
>>699230857
Howdy Jenny.
>>699231070
Howdy Nui!
>>699228032
maifu milfu waifu
>>699230944
it felt nothing like wolfenstein.
>>699231029
i wish we had more anime con out here. did you enjoy it?
>>699231191
what you up to?
>>699231179
>3d
kys
>>699230195
>>699230911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
>>699230195
True, thats rough. I hate being hot too
Im guessing its people in thread? I can try but im no good at that kind of stuff
>>699230524
For sure, i think its way better than the first one
Sure, we can get a good run in sometime. We can be tag team sirens
>>699231333
True, I do however love the new doom, no real story or feelings, just fucking shit up.
>>699231191
How have you been? listening to anything?
All nice girls must be claimed
>>699229417
>I can't remember what I wanted to say.
How about we wait until tommorow so I can think this over?
>>699229783
>Poorly made songs.
Do you mean the lyrics or the intstrumentals?
>>699231554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
>>699230822
This is proving more difficult than it probably should.
>>699231333
I'm enjoying it so far
>>699231686
>Nice
>Focus on tit.
Nice tits~
>>699231029
We didn't start the fire.
It was always burnin, since the world was turnin.
>>699231468
i meant the first one sorry. i don't have BD2 on PC or ps3.
>>699231551
i wanna play Doom16 but i'm not sure if my system can run it.
>>699231826
great to hear. you pick up any cool shit?
>>699231857
Don't lewd the gumgum!
>>699230911
>Plan
U wot m8
>>699231029
Not even a Spark in the Dark.
>>699231191
SD Nonononon?
>>699231468
Oh well, I've been able to sleep through it, so it's not super dry heat at least.
Mizore, Amatsu, Koume, Maki if I wanna be Cheeki while doing it, and as of yesterday, Iowa and Doll as well.
>>699231164
yeah ive felt better
>>699231857
He was quoting batman you fucking pleb. Not fucking billy idol.
>>699231692
Alright then think it over. Doing anything right now?
>>699231807
I can always go back to boat posting
Cirno claim
>>699232244
Do what you want.
Just know you're a heretic.
>>699232079
>Wew, go to bed Dean.
>>699231937
Lewd the bumbum?
>>699231962
Nothingggggh.
Wake me up
>>699231857
Just gonna play this anyways...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ayMp6K8pwg
>The fire rises
>>699231897
Hachikuji figure, another mirai nikki wallscroll, a asuna and moka's rosario keychain and finally blu ray copy of mirai nikki cause thats just how much I love the anime
>>699231962
Get to it in making a spark
>>699231663
hitler
>>699232407
I just noticed some people are doing maids, so main Cirno! :-)
>>699231692
Lyrics. Its satisying yet painful at the same time. Its really wierd?
>>699231897
I knew you meant the first, we can still run double siren action. Last run i did brick and hated myself for a bit
>>699231962
Sleeping through problems is the best
Thats a lot of people, sounds like its a party.
>>699231191
just resting after a long and hard day
>>699231554
uhh, nothing much. just some lyrical rap
>>699232629
maid*
fuck
Wake me up inside
>>699232506
No lewding the bumbum either, everything that is lewd is bad!
>>699232590
Mirai nikki was really fucking fun to watch. pic?
>>699232700
thank god. what time is it over there? I'm sure we can find a good time to play.
>>699232987
>0 b/s
i thought my 1mb was bad
>>699232716
Ah, anything else you do while you were gone?
Any Vidya perhaps?
I've been listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZvMkqPdcfY
well im going to bed guys goodnight
>>699233077
I couldn't get past the 3rd episode, i didn't want to know if Yuno got raped by that weird group.
>>699232506
Tell me!
>>699232590
Nope!
>Where's Breeki, I need to be Cheeki with these puns.
>>699232700
At the old place, it got just as hot, but it was such an intense dry heat that I'd wake up and my eyes would be burning.
Yep. I've apparently got my very own flirtatious harem.
>I have become the /WAIFU/M@STER!
Oh, also forgot to say. Friend came home from Japan, got me a few things!
>>699233243
Goodnight
>>699233243
Never return.
>>699233281
She's a protagonist. of course she doesn't
>jenny
>>699233077
I cant be bothered to upload images to comp
>>699233286
Suka blyat!
>>699233022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qi7ibukOAk
>>699233029
But, lewd is not bad; it's good!
>>699233029
You said bumbum, so lewd!
>>699233286
No plan at all. Don't you worry.
>>699233243
Return Tomorrow I love you.
>>699233102
Yeah, not vidya though. I walked to my uncle's house uphill on a hot day to return a bike. And went to watch Suicide Squad with my two best buddies
>>699233425
It's happened to protags before.
BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH. WAIFU4LAIFU
>>699232464
So are you
>>699233458
never mind then.
>>699233647
yeah, it has. But it just doesn't happen to Yuno.
>>699232629
>People doing maids this thread.
I must be blind.
>>699232122
Trying to find more pictures of course.
>>699232700
Write them down, and then compare that to what you're using for instruments. Sometimes they might not blend too well depending on the situation.
>>699233584
Sounds rough, but i guess it was something that had to be done.
was the movie good?
Claimed.
==BEST GIRL.==
>>699234040
you are blind
>>699233899
Well that's good to know, she's a cute.
Guess i'll resume it when i can.
>>699233506
Much worry!
I wish I could love myself the way Gumi loves herself.
>>699233077
Its almost 2 here, i should probly sleep soonish though so probly not tonight. Never brick friendo, never
>>699233286
Thats painful to just read, rip you
Impressive, ill admit im a bit jealous
What did you get?
>>699234040
Oh i havent even tried to do that, i feel like the lyrics are way to bad. I feel like it would be a waste of time to practice writing if i might grow out of it
>>699234040
That's a cute one
>>699233761
Nope.
>>699234040
maid mode?
>>699234329
you can, it's called jerkin' off
>>699234192
yeah, it gets great halfway through. just be warned there are other instances of rape if that turns you off.
>>699234344
i'm not a fan of tanks. except for in OW. you got a steam? we can keep in touch there.
>>699234344
Yep. New place just gets hot. Might wanna wash my couch after a while at this rate though.
I wonder how far each one will go...
>I know Mizore already wants to go all the way~
Check it out mang.
>>699234076
it took me an hour to walk up the huge hill ;-; I wasn't tired though, just thirsty
>>699234878
What did you drink when you got home? i expect you're going to take drink with you the next time you do that.
I'm thirsty a lot of the time, went to a Red Robin recently and overdid it on the refills.
>>699234168
>Using a sample.
Say that for yourself, Sachii.
>>699234344
Write them down anyways, you can always change them later. But what kind of genre are you thinking the lyrics were going to work with?
>>699234358
>>699234576
Laura actually has some more maid pics, I'll go and find some really quick.
claimed
Rainbow six siege ranked makes my salt levels increase
>>699235479
I'd love to see them
>Only have about 4 maid sabers
>>699235241
That was a big mistake on my part. I shoulda shown more forsight. How about you Nui?
>>699234576
But i know you like the boats
>>699228032
isn't this rule 34 ?
the girl in the pic ?
>>699235922
Sure. I like boats.
Doesn't mean i want a waifu boat.
>>699235479
More maid then?
>>699235854
Eh, well everybody i know is sick and i may eventually catch it even if i'm cautious so that's bad, but i'm listening to the Kirby Café music and it's quiet right now so i feel comfy at the moment, other than that and the usual not much, i already said something about Red Robin i believe.
>>699236004
It isn't porn. i don't see what you mean.
>>699234731
Fair enough, all of his builds suck though
Zymiren, should be a rad doge
>>699234872
Escape the heat, find the cool sides of the pillows
Looks like the room isnt the only thing getting hot
Nice, i still need a figurine
>>699235479
I got a bit down just in case. Wellllll, id rather not say yet, its a bit embarassing
We maids now though?
>Only got 2
>>699236298
>I like boats.
See? Your getting there
>>699234872
I was about to be upset. But then I remembered.
>I'm just a slut.
Iowa claimed
What's up my dudes
>late as hell
This is gay as fuck
>>699236585
if dubs we get Mugen maid
Claiming Rocket
>>699236680
no, it's just the first image i picked when baking.
>nice pic tho
>>699236585
thanks. Brick was just too boring to play as. i couldn't even get to haven before i stopped playing.
>>699237084
Shitposting, shipping and name calling. as always
>>699237117
>not claiming a waifu
I should tell you the same thing
>>699236585
I wish. Although they said if I really wanted to, I could go sleep in the house with the AC.
Again, I wish.
Do they make Mugen figures?
>For some reason, I can always imagine that's your face when you come to these threads.
>>699237022
You are not a slut! You're a perv! There's a difference!
>>699237084
Hey there freedom bote!
Last maid
>>699237084
>Obligatory ceiling comment
Nothing much
>Ready now?
Clammed
>>699237273
Nah I'm a slut, and sleepy.
>Sleepy slut.
Night.
>>699236537
Oof. You ate at Red Robin today? I tried it once, wasn't impressed for the price tag. But it was an okay burger for a chain in my opinion.
Claimed.
>>699237242
I guess people just posting maids. It happens. A pic posted randomly can spark a revolution.
>>699236914
Nope. Not getting anywhere.
Boats are still just meaningless moe blobs to me.
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