Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>699207767
Lemon poppy? kek
I mean, lemon garlic chicken is usually how my family makes it, but yeah its some gud shit.
>I miss my family but I can never return to my hometown.
>Hell even they moved outta there after what happened.
Penny Claim.
Saber claim
>>699207786
Oh you're Syndra anon
>Dense as fuck :^)
>Syndra is a fun champ though tbh
>>699206548
>Fight any mountain trolls lately
What?Also Id say no, especially considering in episode 1 they had one at the fair.
>>699207540
>Being gay is gay
What drugs are you on Penny?
Claimu
>>699207623
And EA being a big part of the new one.
>>699208019
rip
>>699208137
How are you today?
>>699208075
Are you new?
>>699207786
There's still nothing to resist.
Ships have no allure to me.
>>699207934
No.
As i said before, i like waifus who have more personality than a dinner plate. Boats do not.
>Bun Claimed
>>699207786
I guess, I like girls who are more outgoing and will pull the words out of my mouth.
>>699208083
Second season of the anime. Sequel if you want to call it that.
>>699208341
im ok just bored as usual how are you?
>>699208137
>>699207278
I was the only one enjoying it and my sister noticed it. When we got home, my family was still freaking out and started calling me a monster because I wasn't shocked like they were
>>699208398
if you HAD to choose a boat who would you chose then?
>>699208186
At least you know what i meant. I dont wanna ask for fear it'll bring up bad memories
>>699208341
Think they'll fix their mistskes with the new one if they make it?
>>699208414
>
Because old times
>>699208475
Oooohhhhh
>>699208620
>>699208335
That was a cork gun and not a weapon. Air guns can actually be pretty great hunting guns. You ever see what 4.5mm pellets do to rabbit brains? They can seriously fuck up smaller critters and even come in .22. It's pretty hard to kill a guy with one but god damn can they ever hurt you if they hit wrong. Or right. Also, long story short,
>be snownigger /k/ommando
>innawoods looking for blueberries
>something fucks with your blueberries
>it's a goddamn mountain troll
>ward the area with runes and fight the troll over the blueberries
![Syndra [86].png](https://i.imgur.com/asipfz4.png "Syndra [86].png")
>>699208344
Yes, this is my first post on 4channel
>>699208398
That didn't stop some
>>699208441
>pull the words out
>words
Right.
Have no fear, Kurumi is here
>>699208939
Oh, mine too!
I lurked for a few months!
>>699208560
as long as you dont seek out these things or act on your urges you wont get to my level so you should be ok
>my parents know very little about me as i lie alot to them
>>699208939
>>699208507
Pretty decent, while everybody i know is sick and i'm bound to catch it due to how close they try to get, some of the tracks from that cd of the Kirby Cafe is up on youtube and the Zero Two remix is amazing so that cheered me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZvMkqPdcfY
>>699208620
I have my doubts but expect the worst and hope for the best i guess.
Calamity-masu'd
Some guy a few threads ago said Rem was his since he claimed her months before. He didn't even roll nor post a picture of her. Sad.
>>699207989
the most comedic name is the one i will go with.
no bullshit dubs since that has fallen short too many a time.
this is a battle of the funnies
>>699208681
Bun is in here. Doesn't work and its a bit too soon
>>699208865
>
>>699209085
Worst can be mundane gameplay. Another call of dutyhealth regen with infinite ammo
>>699209044
kek, I haven't read the contents of that salt before.
>>699208939
Well, words aren't all I want her to pull out.
>>699208335
Drugs? Nah.
>I use to smoke weed but I sorta grew out of it, like it was a phase I guess.
>I can't start again cause I work with kids and get tested on the reg
>Plus I just don't see any interest in it anymore.
But yea, being gay is gay. Like really gay man.
>>699208620
I talked about it to Esdeath
>Basically my psycho ex stalked me, killed a raccoon in my honor, and when I left, interrogated my friend at knife point and tried to burn my apartment down
>She also use to threaten to kill any girl who would so much as look at me.
I ended up moving all the way across the country
>She thinks I'm in Europe now.
>>699208910
>/k/ommando tiem
>Be inna woods lookin for some deerz
>Spot me a deer
>Whip out my Barrett 50 cal
>Blast that fucker to pieces
>Collect chunks from trees and ground to cook later
>Feels gud.
>>699209307
Call it "ISIS Waifu"
>>699209451
>
>>699209432
The last one in the list is the true salt leader.
Claiming best Korea.
>>699209364
does smug have really big eyes or is it just me
>>699209085
uh oh thats not good quarantine yourself
>>699209364
>>699208584
None. They're all just moe blobs i don't care about. If i chose one it'd just be some thing that i think is cute. I'm not interesting in picking strictly on appearance.
>>699208939
We can't all be you.
Wew cons sure are tiring
>>699209720
Eyes are in shock
>>699209788
>
![AA [3] [LowR].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I8i83o7.jpg "AA [3] [LowR].jpg")
>>699209844
But i know you can
>>699209307
Mutton.
>>699209618
Last names on 1st and 4th row can leave me quite salty.
I don't really have problems with Tanaka, sure the game is crap but if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have so many good comics to read.
QOTT:What are you drinking right now?Boylan Root Beer for me.
>>699208910
Oh shit it was.I need to rewatch Upotte, I haven't watched it in a real long time.
Also its pretty ironic that someone who's waifu is a medic is friends (well, the 4chan equivalent of friends anyway) with someone who's waifu is a gun.
>>699209451
>Not a double barreled magazine fed 35mm with 2 triggers so you can fire both barrels at once
What are you, gay?
But being gay isn't that gay.It's like, a 6/10 on a gay scale.
>>699209965
Funnily enough, so are gay orgies.
But that's just a coincidence now isn't it?
>>699210171
what do you think of me smug you seem jaded against me
>>699210267
A glass of fresh milk with 2 tea spoons and half of chocolate powder. It's like the 8th one I'm drinking in the last 24 hours.
>>699210209
KYS
>>699209045
I don't want to see these things happening to others as much as I want them to happen to me
Checking in.
>>699210267
Water.
>>699210531
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>>699210679
discount filenames
![AA [15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xk4DQna.jpg "AA [15].jpg")
>>699210267
Water
>>699210531
Come on now
>>699210679
Cute German tsun
>>699210267
Actual beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2_mmQp3qg8
>>699209611
Now I wanna greentext some shit.
>Be me, third time out with new GF, she's a bit quirky and stuff but its okay
>Notice she carries a knife.
>Not really uncommon where I'm from (nor where I am now)
>Walk down street a bit.
>Walk past blonde chick, make eyecontact, keep going
>Gf grabs her arm.
>"DID YOU JUST FLIRT WITH HIM?"
>Wat.jpg
>"No I just looked at him."
>Gf whips out knife
>"Don't do it again or I'll cut out your eye."
>Yo what the fuck
>In shock at this point, eventually forget about it because of said shock.
>Talk about some shit.
>Mention bitchass raccoon outside my house.
>He isn't really that bad, just a bit of a nig, diggin thru my trash and fuckin with the neighbors dogs
>Next day, go outside, look up in a tree
>Raccoon hanging from a noose, gut split open
>Fuckin get a text
>"You see it right? I saw him near your trash cans, so I took care of him!"
>Fear for my life, retreat inside.
>Maybe we should break up.
>"What? WHY!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME."
>Listen, its not you, its me, I just can't handle this kind of relationship right now. I just need some space.
>"THERES ANOTHER WOMAN ISN'T THERE?!"
>No I just.
>Starts calling me
>Answer
>"Sorry I blew up at you, maybe you do need some space.. Sorry I keep acting weird."
>"My psychologist thinks I have Dissociative Identity disorder. I think its because I'm a bit bipolar, but sometimes I wake up in places and don't remember things..."
>Its okay just calm down.
>"BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME RIGHT?! I NEED YOU. I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU."
>Yeah, but right now I just need some time to myself and figure if I want to be in a relationship.
>"Oh thats okay. I know you'll come back."
>Two days go by
>"Are you ready to love me."
>No I'm still figuring stuff out.
>Two more days
>"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!"
>Yo chill I'm just-
>Hear knocks on my door
>"ANONYYY~ I JUST WANNA TALK!"
>Go to door, look thru peep hole
>Sweet merciful fuck why does she have a knife out.
>Ignore her for a few minutes
Cont~
>>699210267
Yeah but that doesn't mean its not gay.
>Penny.
>>699209451
With that ex, I'd be running way further than across the country or into Europe. I'm talking "flee to the Australian outback and start a subsistence farm, spend the rest of my life fighting the far less terrifying venomous spider bats and shit."
>>699210267
Hell Bay dark cream ale. Local-ish microbrewery. But yeah, cork guns aren't weapons and neither are airsoft guns or paintball guns. Those are toys, albeit dangerous ones. A good, competitive shooting or hunting air rifle is definitely a weapon and can definitely fuck someone up pretty viciously at muzzle velocities of 495FPS, which is juuuuust below half the speed of sound IIRC. They'll definitely put an eye out or make you bleed a lot. The one I used to learn to shoot even had an effective range of damn near 235m for accuracy, which is pretty fucking incredible for a weapon running on hand-compressed air and firing a .177 lead pellet.
>>699210604
well at least you have that im the opposite and damn that sounds a little self destructive akame wouldn't want you to die you are a valuable comrade
>>699210772
Don't be a hypocrite.
>>699210798
Sorry, was trying out my Syndra impersonation. I mean
Drink bleach.
>>699208620
>old times
never forget the old times
madoka claimed
![Akitsushima [27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DxNKyuy.jpg "Akitsushima [27].jpg")
>Akitsushima drops in E-1E
So this is how i waste my buckets
>>699211195
You need to work on it.
Maybe heresy will help
Holy Holstaur, No Man's Sky has terrible ship combat
>>699211374
>So this is how i waste my buckets
I just want Aquila and considering how retarded E-3 is even on easy, this is gonna be annoying.
Well first I'll get Warspite obviously, but I still want cute sub and cute CV.
>>699210897
Please continue...
>>699211514
>tfw I won't be able to get any of them
>>699211374
I wonder if it's worth at all for me to drop buckets on E1 just for these random drops.
Ive never posted in a waifu claiming thread before
![Akitsushima [53].png](https://i.imgur.com/eO5AX3T.png "Akitsushima [53].png")
>>699211514
>no good ships to get to Warspite
Atleast ill have something.
>>699211730
>i only have 150
Lets hope i can get this soon.
>>699210267
How did you know?
You stalkin me boy?
>>699210247
tis this.
>>699211374
I'm not that dedicated.
>>699210772
Mean maid.
>>699210818
But I'm fierce! I'm the commander of my country's IS special force for crying out loud!
>>699211967
Fiercely adorable
>>699210472
All honesty dude, youre pretty fucked in the head to think killing rodents gets you turned on and more fucked in the head to remember a girl's locker numbee than beat off to the hand she touch you with. If anything i just hope you get fixed up real soon homie
>>699211200
I miss it
>>699210897
Im scared but intrigued. Please continue
>>699211195
Can i not bully?
>>699211967
not mean
>>699210882
Lucky you, I cant drink, I've got to operate heavy machinery tomorrow.Also that song got me really hard.REALLY hard.I'm going to go jerk off then go to sleep because its almost fucking 11 Jesus I've got to wake up early tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/liW-kWFiXtQ
>>699212148
Pic why
>>699211890
>no good ships to get to Warspite
That's annoying.
I could do this event on hard if I wanted, I'm doing easy because I'm lazy, kek.
>>699211900
I feel like I won because there wasn't much competition.
>>699211890
I have 170, good luck with it.
>>699211514
Wait, you're doing it on hard right?
>>699211345
Top tier.
>>699211784
Hey there, and welcome.
Who is your waifu, anon?
>>699212367
>Wait, you're doing it on hard right?
Nah, I've been bored with Kancolle for the past 3 events, I don't do hard anymore.
>>699212367
yes and no.
yes there may have been better if more people get involved.
no its a sheep, mutton, i would of probably picked it anyway
>>699211345
Too bad Homu isn't in.
>>699211730
Or maybe he is. Go see Madoka!
>>699212313
Sako is still a psycho. Also, have you ever considered buying an airgun for target practice/plinking to save ammo costs?
>>699210897
CONT!
> She texts me "Are you at home?"
>Reply: Nah, I'm at a friend's house.
>At this point I'm hiding in my roommates room
>"Oh okay, cool."
>Hear her pick the fucking lock.
>Hear her walk into my room, put my ear to the wall
>She's smelling my pillow and my shirts
>She steals some shit, she took a shirt and one of my pairs of underwear out of the dirty clothes hamper
>Leaves and locks the door behind her.
>IMMEDIATELY BEGIN PACKING MY SHIT.
>Chairblock the door
>I am fearing for my life.
>Roommate eventually comes home, dude is basically my bro
>Unblock door for him
>"Hey whats up? Why are you packing your shit and why was the door blocked?"
>Explain what went down
>Tell him that I'm gonna be gone by tomorrow
>pack my shit
>Visit my family one last time
>Explain to them whats up
>Look little sister in the eyes before I leave.
>Listen kid, we may never see each other again, but just know that your big bro did what he had to do to survive. If I don't ever come back, know that you're still my favourite little sis.
>and I am gone.
Heard this portion from some friends.
>Be Roommatebro
>Chillin on the sofa.
>Anon is gone, which is kinda sad.
>His ex shows up
>Knock knock.
>"Is Anon home?"
>"Nah he's gone. He left town didn't he-" Realize what I'm saying
>FUCK
>She literally kicks the door in, grabs me by the throat.
>Starts yelling incoherently.
>"WHERE IS HE?!"
>She whips out a knife and puts it up to my neck.
>"WHERE IS ANON?!"
>"NORWAY! He's in Norway! he said he wanted to move to his ancestors homeland!"
>Sit there for what seems like 20 minutes
>She gets up, leaves
>Feel okay.
>Hear sirens outside
>Goodneighbors.jpg.
Walk out to balcony where stairs are.
>This bitch was trying to light a gas fire on the whole damn complex.
>She books it.
>Cops ask me shit, tell them
>She's gone by the next day, her friends said it was a flight to Europe. Anon you better thank me for that shit.
>>699212069
This is going nowhere for me...
>>699212138
May I ask what's with the lack of pictures?
>>699212456
Hachikuji
>>699211182
It's kinda odd because laziness is killing me, but at the same time, it's the only thing preventing me from doing something regrettable
![Akitsushima [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IGiRtcs.jpg "Akitsushima [95].jpg")
>>699211947
You can do it
>>699212334
Well i did only join it a month or so ago
>>699211784
Very cute anon waifu anon
Excellent choice
>>699212618
>>699212659
>This is going nowhere for me...
Where do you want it to go?~
>>699212138
If you tell me not to bully, then yes.
>>699212869
>Can
Well sure.
But i won't.
>>699212726
be lazy my friend its easier
>>699212136
ok ill take that i guess
>>699212869
I remember when I first joined, my first event was Summer 2014, I manage to finish every map up to E-5, only leaving E-6, which to this day is still probably one of the hardest maps the game ever had during an event.
Not to mention at the time there wasn't any difficulty picking, you were put into tiers based on your HQ level, so I was forced to do hard.
That's where my stockpiling syndrome came from probably, since I had to stop multiple times during the event to farm resources, kek.
>>699212618
>This bitch was trying to light a gas fire on the whole damn complex.
HOLY SHIT
>stellar claim
>>699213168
Pretty much
![Kirino [221].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw4jhGw.jpg "Kirino [221].jpg")
>>699212681
I haven't seen Nisemonogatari yet, but I can tell she's adorable.
How's your day going?
>>699212659
don't feel like posting pics
>>699213162
ok then
I no bully and you no bully
>>699213290
89 cent megumeme
>>699213402
a cute
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>699213025
Oh shit I forgot the other part to that story
>So RoommateBro comes here and goes
>"I fucking left because if she finds out I lied to her I'm gonna get skinned.
>Chill with him for a month in new home till he gets a job
>He moves to Oregon
>He has a nice house and shit now too
>He's basically my backup plan if I get discovered.
After he left, my family also moved because, and I quote.
>"Before she left to Europe, I saw her digging through our trash, and your old bedroom window was open, so we just kinda left out of fear."
>MY bedroom window is on the 3rd floor of that house.
They ended up just going to Florida though
>>699213251
I learned what it meant to fear death.
>>699213290
Lil ship
>sleepy smug
![Shoukaku [338].png](https://i.imgur.com/TEskLz3.png "Shoukaku [338].png")
>>699213162
You will break one day
>>699213675
night
>>699213675
Night ^^
>>699213708
That's some Esdeath level psycho
>>699213402
Sock
>>699213618
Maid person
>>699213675
>>699213742
'Night lil' smug
>>699213290
Very STELLAR claim :^)
![Kirino [319].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hjB4aGh.jpg "Kirino [319].jpg")
>>699213618
Alright
>>699213920
Baguette
>>699212997
Who is your waifu?
>>699213708
Wew lad. You have irl yuno
>sleepy smug
>>699213618
>I no bully and you no bully
Followed immediately by
>89 cent megumeme
Right.
>>699213791
Whatever you say, boat.
>>699214131
how is that bullying
i thought that was the botes name
>>699213440
I went to the cinema and saw sauaage party and am currently watching womens soccer. Also, check'em
![Shoukaku [299].png](https://i.imgur.com/6GRu7Xx.png "Shoukaku [299].png")
>>699214131
And that day is today
the next one
>>699213209
>first event
>forced into hard
>>699212599
I don't get excited about Madoka claimers anymore, they never seem to turn into usuals. Kyouko is my one treasure.
>>699212504
Your concept of bored with kancolle seems to be different than mine. I actually did a lot of progress in it today, might play it actively for a few days until I get bored of it again.
I'm back
>>699209720
I always try to avoid it but i always get it somehow.
>>699214440
Flareon
>>699214318
This is how i feel after not getting dubs
>>699213889
MFW tru.
>>699214079
>At least if I asked she'd kill for me.
>Hopefully I don't get tied up and dragged off to be her BDSM slave.
>That's actually my greatest fear.
>>699214490
its not useless though
>>699214440
Stiff meat
First place, guys! Yay me!
>>699213101
To a normal conversation.
>>699213618
>If you post pics you aren't lurking.
Post some pictures fi you're going to chat for crying out loud!
>>699214548
>TFW no picture.
>>699214440
Which one is this?
>name it Hades or Thanatos
>>699214457
My concept of bored is that all I do is stockpiling and do events for new ships pretty much.
And PVP.
Nothing else, I would quit the game, but then I would regret not having some ships if I come back later.
