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OLYMPIC PORN
Thanks for posting OP. It was pretty much the only reason I turned on my TV to watch the olympics. Can't contribute because I have none but I will keep this thread alive by bumping.
>>699206333
Trips confirmed. This thread must strive.
>>699205910
>Getting off to sweaty, smelly girls hitting a ball
>>699206815
>being this gay.
>>699206815
>being this gay.
>>699206815
>being this much of a faggot
Here ya go
>>699206815
being this much of a faggot
>>699206815
>Gayest thing ever said
>all these fucking shoops
literally kill yourselves
>>699206815
>being this gay
>>699206301
SO HOT
>>699206815
>being this gay
>>699207487
Le chuparia el culito!!
>>699206301
>>699206815
>fag detected
>>699206815
you can smell them?
>>699207258
gold
1/2
>>699207327
god tier ass
>>699207327
SIT ON MY FACE
>>699208352
2/2
>>699207487
how do you make webms? pls I got some nice ones but idk how to make this
>>699208352
>>699208459
so hawt
>>699207779
It's shopped.
Do you remember the cute Russian in figure skating from the Sochi 2014? Yulia Lipnitskaya?
guys make sure to watch the women's heptathlon if you can. Many of those girls are really nice.
>>699205910
All these bitches have ugly horse faces and unfeminine boy bodies or too high testosterone, lean, sinewey hard bodies with terrible asses and no tits - and no fucking belly. Gross Gross Gross.
>>699209482
not all of them you're blind
>>699209482
Hi, my name is Anon, you must be Retarded? Pleased to meet you.
>>699209482
why would you want belly
>>699209482
>being this gay
>mfw half the ass pics are shopped beyond mutilation
>>699205910
No one seems to know what porn means.
>>699210633
>>699206145
Sauce? Name?
>>699210684
its more like lewdness but yeah whatever
>>699209482
fat femanon spotted.
>>699208352
"OH MY GOD, GET THIS FUCKING BOOB OFF ME"
objectification my fetish
Degeneracy in full swing and everyone celebrates it, what a time to be alive.
i fuckin loving this country
>>699206815
>being this gay.
>>699206815
>being this gay
>>699206815
>being this gay
hurrrr durrrrr unfeminine body lol kill yourself
>>699209196
Diamonds
>>699211576
>>699211069
Does this trigger you?
i see only brazilians hots
where are the americans land whales?
>>699211679
If it doesn't trigger you then there's something wrong with you, probably brainwashed.
>>699206815
>being this gay
>>699206815
what does cock taste like?
>>699211679
Not as much as my post triggered you it seems.
>>699210340
Ikr. Their asses aren't that good.
>>699211794
confirmed alt right stormfart triggered
>>699212194
>1+ upvote for you
They are missing a golden opportunity. I, and I believe many others, would pay a large premium to see these sports played as they were originally intended: in the nude. Not joking. And I do mean legitimate athletes competing for legitimate accolades.
>>699212008
exactly, but everyone here wants to be fooled.
>>699209812
Point out one that is sexier than an average just-about-in-shape-occasioanlly-goes-to-the-gym babe with a cute face. I'll go with a 7/10 face or a 8/10 body. Point out one.
>>699209847
I'm more qualified than you'll ever be, douche. Gp eat a dick. I've fucked more bitches too.
.>>699210038
Thousands of years of evolution. Fertility. Femininity. Sexiness. How can you be that gay and brainwashed to even ask that. I bet you jerk off to 'supermodels' selected by gays and women in the bulimia-Olympics and catwalk Auschwitz bitches. I bet you find twinks arousing.
>>699210312
Yeah, I'm gay because I'm attracted to feminine women, instead of skin and bones, lean muscled, roided up, boyish uggos who compete to be like men and in doing so can't have periods. How gay of me to be into T&A, hourglass figures the ability to get pregnant and some meat to hold onto. The androgynous look is so hot!!! Drool.
>>699210850
Women bitch about e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. Other women are the enemy, always, too fat, too skinny, too successful, too unsuccessful. It's a testament to what cucks most men are that a shambolic shitshow like feminism has managed to completely castrate and mind control western civilisation.
Pic related: it's what a real woman looks like you fucking gaylords. Bet you'll say she's fat. She's fucking perfect from a medical perspective.
>>699211576
You call that an ass? Please.
>>699212340
that pic is so fucking pants-on-head retarded it's hilarious, thanks brah.
>>699212330
>For your efforts in Correcting The Record and spotting and eliminating problematic discussion on the internet, we award you with 0.25$ dollar(s).
>>699212340
>1+ upvote
redditor detected
gtfo
>>699212649
Explain your reasoning.
>>699212754
Let's play spot the newfag.
>>699212505
Winifer Fernandez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmnqc0d-n4
I posted her pic here >>699209153
>>699212700
>m-muh shills
battle cry of the alt right
>>699209482
>female body as nature intended
>Gross Gross Gross
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>699210786
Irene Verasio
>>699212932
Don't listen anon, don't antagonize the retard. This is what happens when you visit tumblr.
>>699211069
>>699212932
>masturbating to brown girls because you saw her butt jiggle on tv
pathetic
>>699212936
>complains about buzzwords
>with a buzzword
>>699212505
> When you can see fat bumps in her thighs
> probably weighs twice my weight
> trying to justify your autism to strangers on the internet
Go to bed.
>>699212870
beard guy turns at an angle that would snap his neck, his cap has the letters reversed, Trump in helmet looks like he's severely constipated and Carl The Cuck is just Carl The Cuck, no explanation needed for him.
>>699211069
Stop being a prudish Jew fag. The original Olympics were performed in the nude. Hitler was a health nut and the Nazi routinely "inspected" young people for their overall fitness and form. Gas self.
bum on the right
>>699206301
>>699207327
Shooped
>>699213082
That's the shittiest edit i've ever seen. Are those suppose to be bullet holes in the side of his face?
>>699212915
newfag detected
>>699213173
>gets triggered by buzzwords
>supports Trump, lord of buzzwords
>>699213340
I watched the US and AUS Olympic teams compete in water polo at USC a month or so ago.
Fuck.
Those girls are hot.
>>699211679
I should be able to sue CNN for violating my safe space every time this nigger gets coverage.
>>699208761
She's in Putin's basement now.
>>699212915
>Says let's spot the newfag
>samefagging
>+1 upvote
>>699213558
wrong poster buddy, sorry.
>>699213261
>Stop being a prudish Jew fag.
>It's the current year! quit being such a prude! what, you want everyone wearing veils!?!?
>>699213593
actually, you should. You seem to be developing PTSD.
>>699213210
> When you can see fat bumps in her thighs
Kek! You mean the fuel that makes babies intelegent. This is literally proven by science. Mother's hip and ass fat stores directly correlated to children intelligence. But it's OK. I know you don't like wide hims. You prefer them efficient and narrow, with thin thighs and a nice hairy ass crack and ball sack.
> probably weighs twice my weight
Manlet detected. She is probably 5'6" or under. Admittedly that's about your height and apart from your jerking wrist I doubt you have much muscle mass. Masculine men go for feminine women (again, scientifically proven). So Based on your tastes I imagine you have the body of a 14yo boy.
> trying to justify your autism to strangers on the internet. Go to bed.
Pot kettle black
>>699213465
>Implying i support trump
>implying i'm not just in it for the memes.
>>699212330
SJW's aren't enemy #1, they're just stupid.
You obviously thing that Alt means extremist, and it doesn't.
Step up illegal immigration and at the very least stop giving illegal immigrants free resources. (No real problem with legal immigration)
That's why people are voting for Trump despite him being an idiot.
>>699213828
Holy shit, what fucking tumblrlore am i reading right now.
>>699213882
that's deep, bro.
>>699212505
The irony is that her body type is WAY closer to that of an average guy than any of the women posted here. For all of your hemming and hawing over how "masculine" female Olympians look your bitch has a dadbod. Put her in some 501s and a wifebeater and she magically becomes beerbelly redneck dad + tits.
>>699212932
Ok anon, you half passed my test. You found a 7/10 face on a 6.9/10 body. Skinny, no real ass, no special tits, so her face and the fact she isn't fat are her main assets. However, note how the rest of her team are unfuckable 7 foot nigger beasts with man faces. And that is ALL the other women on the pitch. Disgusting.
This shit is haram, you are scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for any glimmer of average pedestrian attractiveness you can find in any girls changing room, any mall, any large city. God damn the thirst is real.
Oh look, a real woman...
>>699214435
LOL this
>>699214304
More!
They want us too stare I swear
>>699208339
No I think they got bronze.
>>699214065
>Heh heh... y-yeah... l-l-loser.. g-g-o back to tumblr.
Wow, you sure showed me
>>699214652
>>699208500
Ever heard of Google?
>>699214652
>too
uneducated nigger
>>699214304
FIRST PIC WORTH SAVING IN THE WHOLE THREAD
I watch women's beach volleyball and gymnastics for sport not to just look at their tight and firm bodies and skimpy outfits. you all need to get out and meet some real women.
>>699214652
>Men are such pervs for staring at me all the time
>What do you mean i should wear actual clothes!?!?
>>699211302
What country is that
>>699207258
i watched the platform diving competition. there's a camera in the water to capture the divers as they enter the water. in the span of about 5 minutes i saw 3 nip slips on the underwater cam.
>>699214631
Just search Aly Raisman EPSN Body issue
>>699212635
better ass
>>699206815
ugh twerking is so gross its their butt -.- come on its soooo distasteful too...
F A G
>>699209482
OP pick has one of the greatest asses ever and you say terrible ass.
stfu faggot
your probably 600 lb
Speaking of body issue
>>699206815
I prefer the smell of female sweat over perfume.
l2human nature
faggot
>>699214726
>You mean the fuel that makes babies intelegent. This is literally proven by science. Mother's hip and ass fat stores directly correlated to children intelligence.
Sorry m8, after you posted this heaping pile of bullshit along with the landwhale picture you probably just jerked off to, you lost the right to talk shit.
>>699214435
interesting theory.... googled but couldn't find her in jeans and a wife beater. I guess because then she would look like a dude with a dad bod. YOU WIN THIS TIME!
>>699214652
They probably do. Paraguay is probably still a civilized society in which women still embrace their place in life. They probably enjoy the attention of men rather than feeling threatened by it.
>>699211933
>are you triggered?
>DUR HURR I NO TRIGGERED U TRIGGERED HURR DER\
>stay mad fucboi
>>699209482
>all of these woman are unattractive and unfeminine.
Implying that this pic is the real definition of a feminine and attractive body type.
>>699213713
If I was gonna miss the post, that was the one to quote...
Womp womp.
>>699215408
>Mother's hip and ass fat stores directly correlated to children intelligence.
http://www.zmescience.com/medicine/babies-development-fat-mother-20012015/
>>699215798
>30 minutes later
My favorite gymnast.
>>699215204
Christen fucking Press. You fucked up, but god damn.
>>699215973
plain
>>699215408
read something, you twat. Here:
https://www.google.dk/search?q=Mother%27s+hip+and+ass+fat+stores+directly+correlated+to+children+intelligence.&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gws_rd=cr&ei=1KCuV4W4IMWyswGnhpfIAg
>>699215495
she literaly has a crater of fat around her puss.
her vagina is an innie.
her cookie is inverted.
shes a whale
>>699206815
>am very fag
>>699213828
Lmao this is giving me the topest of keks. Keep going your autism is hilarious.
>>699214988
brazil
>>699206815
>being this gay
>>699215902
>In the day and age of fat acceptance, there's an internet article that is pro-landwhale
Color me surprise. You sure did blow away my bigotry. I guess i'll just go kill myself now, nothing else to do really. Considered me BTFO.
>>699209482
>4chan neet complains about "2/10" world class athletic grills
>>699206815
holy gay
>>699215902
>>699216064
>>699213828
Really? Every "heavier" mother that I've seen raises her kids like shit, ignores them, then the kids wind up becoming low class drug addits and general shit heads.
>>699215408
It's OK, they have a gay cure for you. It's called a nose.
OMFG a real woman. Brb, need to jerk off...
>>699215902
my nigga
>>699216064
dude
>>699216084
Yeah that fat is called a mons pubis and the fatty pads around her labia are called labia majora. You will discover about those when you lose your virginity.
>>699216217
You find London Andrews unattractive? Nigga do you have concussion?
>>699216453
Appropriate picture you anti-science Luddite. You'd have made a good medieval priest, fucking boys.
>>699215803
Nice straw man
>>699215408
The dumbest mother fucker in a room of one
>>699215960
That is Miley Cyrus level of pancake butt. That was minus sexy. I dry wretched.
Omfg it's Siri!
>>699215495
Did you post that picture to prove my point or something? She's fucking spilling out of her own body and I feel like I can actually smell with week old macaroni salad emanating from her sweaty axe wound.
>>699211679
no its its its a bunch of okey doke
>>699207487
Thanks. Nice to see some content from the Rio games. I remember seeing this shot live.. good share!
>>699216453
>I reject reality and get real angry
nice rebuttal there, anon.
>>699213828
>You mean the fuel that makes babies intelegent.
>intelegent
>>699211933
is that a south african death squad or somthing?
>>699216886
Spilling out of her own body! Omg, I'm stealing that. Exactly, its like her sexiness and fertility is so powerful her body is reaching the peak of what is physically possible in terms of ratios and proportions.
I would LOVE to see real women do olympics and suck, unable to run or throw, and just jiggle. That would be so sexy!
>>699216594
>a healthy amount on fat on thighs and ass means good procreational proprieties in women
>I better start raving about niggers
dude wat
>>699216852
>Appropriate picture you anti-science Luddite. You'd have made a good medieval priest, fucking boys.
Everyone is pro-science until science says something they don't like. If you really want, i can go pull up some scientific paper than states the earth revolves around mars or humans are meant to live at the bottom of the ocean or some other shit. You can get a scientist to back any claim.
>>699215023
Very good my obedient goy, post more of the Jewess and encourage your fellow goy to give the monie$ to poor Israel!
>>699206815
>being this much of a homosexual
>>699217357
As soon as she stopped jumping, at the end, you can see she has an italian man's face.
>>699216829
>according to my opinion totally funded on something I think I've experienced
k den
You could've been all I wanted
But you weren't honest
Now get in the ground
You choked off the surest of favors
But if you really loved me
You would've endured my world
Well if you're just as I presumed
A whore in sheep's clothing
Fucking up all I do
And if so here we stop
Then never again
Will you see this in your life
Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs
You stormed off to scar the armada
Like Jesus played martyr,
I'll drill through your hands
The stone for the curse you have blamed me
With love and devotion, I'll die as you sleep
But if you could just write me out
To neverless wonder... happy will I become
Be true that this is no option,
So with sin I condemn you
Demon play, demon out!
Hang on to the glory at my right hand
Here laid to rest is our love ever longed
With truth on the shores of compassion
You seem to take premise to all of these songs
One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
I'd do anything for you
One last kiss for you
One more wish to you
Please make up your mind girl...
Before I hope you die
Canada
>>699216594
wtf i hate black people now
>>699214675
I chuckled
>>699210989
Could not keep a straight face
>>699217428
>Everyone is pro-science until science says something they don't like
well, that explains your anger. Got it.
>>699206815
fucking faggot
>>699217462
dude wat
>>699217095
There's a scientist to back whatever claim you want. Everyone seems to think scientists are gods or something.
>>699217373
Yeah, that was probably the point of the picture, niggers. Nice investigative work there Sherlock Holmes.
>>699217428
>Everyone is pro-science until science says something they don't like
Um, no that is the very definition of being unscientific. If evidence contradicts your theory you have to go with the facts and change your theory or even throw it out.
I bet your Mother had a really small flat but with not much body fat, and that is why you are so dumb and that is why you are so attracted to skinny bitches, because it reminds you of Mommy.
Pic related, it's you
>>699217462
>picture of hot chick
>better rant about teh joooz
there's the evidence, national socialism turns normal guys queer.
>>699218041
Such grace and elegance.
>>699216852
>Another self important nigger dick cum-guzzler who thinks any one gives a single shit about even one of his worthless opinions, detected
>>699206815
actually liking the smell of your woman or guy is love anon. i hope you experience at least once.
>>699211069
Jesus fuck, you are one huge mongoloid.
Just let everyone else enjoy their olympics and go sulk in the corner while fapping to cuck porn.
>>699218133
>>699218040
Pol in a nutshell m8. they want to live in a hut in the wood with guns and swastikas and fuck man butt.
>>699214652
obviously. nothing they do requires them to wear such skimpy clothing.
>>699207387
What shoops?
>>699206815
Literally a faggot
>>699217320
No man with any self-respect says "omg" as often and unironically as you do.
What's it like being an overweight woman and being invisible to men? Does it ever irritate you to watch all the cute boys eyefuck women like Michelle Jenneke knowing full well that they find you about as sexy a port-a-potty?
>>699218252
>>699217962
>There's a scientist to back whatever claim you want
no, there's not. There's a shit ton of crack pot asshats calling themselves scientists, whilst espousing that the earth is flat, but that shit don't hold against actual science. Unless you're some sort of holy crusading creationist, you fucking well know this.
and what does the obesity of fat niggers have to with any of my claims? I'm not talking about heavily over weight women, just women with a large ass and solid thighs.
>>699218617
>>699218724
>>699218149
stay mad, pederast.
>>699218418
Actually, wearing less does help with mobility and athleticism. It's pretty obvious that the uniform designers are taking the fact that it's still totally eyecandy into account, though.
>>699217843
>Le buttmad jab
How will i ever recover.
>>699217975
The irony, you call me stupid, yet you put absolute faith in people you've never even met. Explain to me these then. Scientists back all these claims, yet they all contradict each other
>God created the earth a few thousand years ago
>the earth and universe are millions of years old
>Blacks are inferior sub humans
>Blacks and whites are equal
There is science to back each set of claims. It's almost as if scientists are human.
>I bet your Mother had a really small flat but with not much body fat, and that is why you are so dumb and that is why you are so attracted to skinny bitches, because it reminds you of Mommy.
Hehehe, the butthurt is showing
>Pic related, it's you
I bet they have ridiculous amounts of sex
>>699218818
>>699218345
kækked
Distinct lack of camel toe here...
>>699218345
Aly Raisman literally never stops talking about her jewishness. She even has several remixes of jewish songs for her floor routines to help promote her love for jewishism.
>dat ass doe
>>699207487
moarrr
>>699215018
No you didn't.
>>699206815
>being this gay
>>699218667
>It's only science if i say so
Keep in mind, what we laugh at today was "common sense" back some time ago. And what is "common sense" today will probably be laughed at in the future.
>>699215527
Yes. I would love to spaff on her sixpack.
>>699218863
>le Carl Teh Cuck meeeem
oh noez I just got btfo
>>699211576
>>699211650
Who's that?
>>699218540
>Michelle Jenneke
Had to goole 'Michelle Jenneke'. You mean this bitch. Men (correction, 'cute boys') eye-fuck her? I want eye bleach.
>>699212505
Bro I get that you like thick chicks but that girl is just fat.
>>699211690
Theyre too busy receiving gold medals
>>699218899
i would hope so
>>699214445
i never thought those pants would make someones ass ugly but there you go
>the 1 god-tier troll in here who's convincing all the newfags that he's a tumblr-tier fat activist because he knows they're too new and too autistic to catch on
keep going son, you're doing the lords work
>>699219290
>tiny dick reaction image
>complains about a carl reaction image
>>699214749
>itshighnoon
>>699219399
Yeah, but she cleans up into this...
I'd hit it.
>>699218863
>yet you put absolute faith in people you've never even met
so, you only believe in scientists you've... met in person? Dude, really?
>I find it hard to believe the claims of this Oppenheimer character, seeing as I've never met him, sorry.
you must've been hilarious in school.
>>699214445
I would be in love with this chubby if it wasn't for those shitty tattoos. I'll never understand tattooed people.
>>699218617
I can't believe planking was added to Olympic events
absolute bullshit "sport"
>>699216852
man she's like RIGHT on the edge of porking up
>>699219214
>>699218863
Intedesting
>>699218899
she;s beautiful
>>699217571
hey dumbass here's one without a man face
>>699219653
Nice strawman faggot.
>You don't trust scientists (only that i approve of of course) with absolute faith
>Therefore you deny anything done by anyone you never met
>>699217898
he is gay
dont be incensetive
>>699219214
the post factual society is real, it seems. Go on, don't believe anything that doesn't suit you, you'll be fine.
>>699219822
indeed.
>>699206815
>being this gay
>>699219214
>nothing is real
you're such a nihilist brah.
>>699206815
Overweight female uggo detected
>>699219611
>>tiny dick reaction image
wut
oh look a good thread time to shitpost about gays niggers jews science God and donald trump!
>>699218899
Body like an ironing-board. Where's the hips?
>>699219953
What did he mean by this?
>>699219607
Pic related, it's me
And for the record I LOVE fucking healthy regular chicks. Christina Hendricks is my perfect woman. Can't believe I am saying that even though she is like 35. Sometimes the sweetest fruit is so ripe it's about to go bad.
>>699219930
bro, it's just what you wrote..
>yet you put absolute faith in people you've never even met
it's not like I made that shit up, you actually wrote it.
>>699206815
do your parents know you're gay?
>>699220449
meant for
>>699220130
>>699220255
google it.
>>699220253
Who cares she's fucking sexy
>>699218917
>>699218818
>>699218724
>>699218617
>>699218252
>>699218133
>>699218041
i want to photoshop these so it looks like they are flying around like superheroes.
>>699217357
HEY EVERYONE, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK
>>699220287
yeh and i fuck your mother regularly.
prove me wrong
>>699220081
>>nothing is real
Yeah, that's probably what i meant.
>>699219841
Body of a 90yo grandma. Her hips have fucking wrinkles.
>>699219399
You should drink the eye bleach instead. If you channel your jealousy into motivation maybe someday you'll have a body that men are attracted to.
>>699219841
>>699212505
Who's this sloot?
>>699220449
>>699220498
not my picture, sorry. I'd never make fun of your penis.
>>699220002
this is my new reaction face
>>699220546
if by come you mean jam cock into vag then where are you?
>>699220643
but you didn't REALLY mean, seeing as it isn't really REAL.
>>699220659
here you go, brah.
>>699220532
haha. Sounds like a '70s B movie. Do it.
>>699220564
Oh dude, let me know when, I'd love to film it an beat off.
You can't beat me anon. You merely adopted the dank. I was born in the dank. Molded by it.
>>699220677
The whole thing is quite pointless then, since that limited edition carl wasn't intended for you.
>>699220853
>TOP KEK
>>699217203
>not knowing about rhodesia
your white ancestors would be ashamed
