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>>699182545
Yeah, its been a rough year for me but keeping busy keeps my mind busy, and im finding now i have less time to spare, because of work, im doing more with the time i do have.
Im crazy lonley though man, crazy lonley.
None of my friends live around here, i moved here for work, and the guys i work with are cool, but i crave companionship.
>>699181637
>Bodybuilder women. They're okay
Nope
>medium-high
>10-15, 15-20%
/fit/math, spose
There's a special Hell fur baraers
>>699182904
>not liking BB women
What are you, fuckin' gay?
No, bara is great, kill yourself.
>>699182199
>I'd go dwarf-mode
>I have the perfect frame
A fairy a dwarf cakn't make
>>699182877
I know all about being lonely. But I don't care too much about friends. I just want love.
>>699183374
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>699182446
Dunno honest
>>699183425
I know how you feel man, hence why i've had a bad year.
Had love taken away from me, its amazing when you've got it but i suppose they say all good things must come to an end, we'll both find someone dude, just gotta keep waiting.
Theres this cute girl across the office that i work with, only spoke with her a few times but shes nice, cute and smart.
Just don't want to look like a super creep by adding her on facebook or talking to her without a reason. :l
Any ideas?
is this a normie free thread?
>>699183128
One could only dream they'd ever match your level in being gay
No, KYS, and whatever that abomination is
>>699183743
No idea, dude. I honestly couldn't care less about being social or having friends, so you're asking the wrong person. Just say hi or something, and start a conversation and go with it. I dunno.
>>699184042
Yes.
>>699184051
I'm not gay, I'm bi. I like women, thank you very much.
>>699183489
Refurring to your potatoshot last week, what one saw there waskn't a body of a drawf by any mean nor way
>>699184203
nice, ty.
>>699184323
That's because of the lighting and angle. I definitely don't look like that in real life.
>>699184042
>"how do i gf?"
Nope
>>699184498
tfwnogf
>>699184203
>I'm bi
If it sucks dick like a faggot and takes dick up the ass like a faggot, it's a faggot
>>699184827
Good thing I've never done either.
>>699184465
Shure thing honeypuff
Spose you could try fatting up or smth
>>699184703
tfwnocf
poast deer pls
>>699184973
Nah, I need to put on more muscle. I'm only like 12% bodyfat, not that low. And I really don't have a girly body, at all. I have a large chest and wide shoulders, small hips and a small waist. I just took advantage of that and took a pic laying on my side to give the appearance of a feminine body.
>>699184894
Being sucked and giving it up the ass counts too
>>699184203
Yeah true, probably over thinking it, hows things at home for you?
BIG FAT MARE ASS
>>699185311
Never done those either.
>>699185317
It's okay. My grandma is trying to force me to see a psychiatrist and I really don't want to.
>>699185135
Fur a certified fix, e621 w/ 'deer'
>>699185354
well i suppose you're being truthful
>>699185479
but i can't cake my ceiling with glass if you don't even hard a box some ovens
>>699185413
>mare
>fat
Nah. Mares have muscular-as-fuck asses, which is even better. Fat asses are gross, muscle is where it's at.
boys making girls beg!
>>699185354
Moar
boys teaching girls lessons!
>>699185786
that's quite flexible
boys taking belts to girls asses!
>>699185276
>I just took advantage of that
Pic or doeskn't
>>699185933
Indeed it is.
>>699184790
Anyone know where I can find the set of the halloween style cat witch? Sort of similar to this.
>>699185866
Holy shit that looks painful
>>699185983
No because it would ruin the illusion.
>>699186064
No idea.
>>699185443
You cank't even do being gay right
>grandma is trying to force me to see a psychiatrist
There's a fucking idea
Can we get some sharks in this thread please? :(
>>699186337
>>699186192
Good, I don't want to be gay.
>>699185645
An attempt was made (and now I owe Geoff one dammit) butt it failed so just have a 'wat' instead
>>699186337
>tfw don't have any IRL shark snatch to post
Damn it. I need to find some shark pics.
Here's a dolphin instead.
>>699186456
what do you mean and who is geoff?
>>699185656
Actually, fat is an impurtant ingredient when making a purrfect ass
>>699186807
No. Fat is gross unless there's muscle.
>>699185786
>note to self, begin yoga
>>699187192
Good luck. It'll be hard for you being a fatass with a 3 inch dick.
>>699186064
Prolly this
Graveyard Part
01/04
>>699187365
>Graveyard Party
02/04
>>699186100
Fairy faggot it'll be then
>>699187590
03/04
>>699186445
Some things just are inevitable
>>699187822
04/04
>>699186595
HOW DO YOU KNOW GEOFF
>>699186907
Obv. knot fat alone, Derpina, butt no butt w/out it
wwell i'm super tired anyway
good night
>>699188250
I hope they got allahu akbar'd.
>>699188250
why post that
>>699188341
Night.
>>699188378
I think you should get a new trolling tactic, herm faggot. No one cares about the plants.
>>699188378
>>699188355
fuck off ahmed
>>699188480
would you want this instead?
>>699188536
I am not Ahmed. But I have no sympathy for animal abusers.
>>699187321
>6"1'/176/idk
Shut up or I'll step on you
>>699188314
hehe nice sword u dont scare us dude
>>699188661
I couldn't care less.
>>699188710
fite me, fatass.
>>699188723
so then by that logic you dont care if i do post my stuff
>>699188809
I never did. I'm just saying that no one cares.
>>699188852
>k
>>699188341
G'niteynite
>>699188799
It'd be a 'short' fight, a 'small' scuffle
>>699189380
Yeah because I'll shoot you, cunt. Fucking Finnish no-gun faggot.
GET OUT OF HERE FLORAN NIGGERS
#APEXSUPREMACY
>>699189380
But thank you for the bat, I love bats.
>>699189561
FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING THE SIZE
1
2
>>699189454
Today's flavour: salty
>>699189486
Shame no one loves you
>>699189925
Not really, I'm just bored. You're alright, even if you are a retarded lunatic.
>>699190045
If no one loved me then I would have killed myself already.
>>699190086
>even if you are a retarded lunatic
I know I'm knot, you're even afraid to get tested
i still have about half a file left of my stuff
>>699190333
I love that pic so much, everything about it. Especially the small tits. It's such a shame there are so few DFC sharks.
>>699190423
You are. And it's not that I'm afraid to get tested, I already no whats wrong with me. I just don't want to leave my house and talk to someone I don't know.
>>699190154
No, that's just because your grandma wokn't let you
>>699190540
Dani, you are so stupid that it's painful.
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