Video game guessing thread
give a shitty description of the game and others have to guess
ill start
>nice buts
>shot others
>harambe
>more buts
>>699172506
overwatch
>>699172506
weak. overwatch
>gets in new elite team
>team get rekt.webm
>you get rekt.webm eventually
>never get a secuel
>scream at everything
>>699173516
overwatch
>>699173715
dark souls ?
>>699173715
Skyrim
>>699173843
Close
>>699173885
Correct
>>699173885
fus ro dah
>nothing is canon
>background characters look more interesting than some of the actual characters
>dead online
>sex sells: the game
>4 7/7
>rush b
>syka blyat
>fail an experience
>kill alien
>kill soldier
>kill both
>goto alien world
>kill assface.tga
>get hire by a pedo
>>699174348
crysis 3 ?
>>699174348
Saints Row 4?
>>699174333
Counter strike russian offensive
>>699174543
nice
>>699174348
Half Life.
>>699172506
Play as article of clothing
Use spherical objects to attack enemies
3D platformer.
>>699174788
Yes
>MEDIC
>this medic is a spy
>the enemy as taken our inteligence
>pootispencer here
>collect a lot of shit
>occasionally fight mobs or players
>collect more shit
>keep repeating
>kids
>salt
>salt
>salt
>toxic kids
>more salt
>get trapped on island
>oh shit fun times
>wait why are people dying
>holy shit I'm a detective now
>cool plot twist
>future and shit
>>699174979
tf2
>>699175000
minecraft... nice tris tho
>>699174979
Team Fuckbois 2.
>Yo caillou man destroys base
>Wakes up after nap
>Everything turns into shit
>Fucking cat rescues you
>Build another shit hole
>>699175014
danganronpa
>>699175000
All survivor game
>>699175000
Minecancer.
>>699175150
Well, more specifically the second game. But yes, it is Danganronpa.
>deep sea city
>huge drills
>pedophile
>awesome plot twist
>>699175377
bioshock
>>699175377
Bioshock
>>699175451
correct!
>help nerds
>help jocks
>learn to fight
>fuck adults
>>699175377
ez, it's Bioshock
>>699175509
bully?
>I have the power deep inside
>Friendship
>Bear puns
>I AM THOU
>>699175583
aka canis canem edit
>>699175583
Yup
>>699175608
Naughty Bear
>mission is to find and save a colonel
>turns out you are the colonel boom mindfuck
>>699175001
>>699175001
LoL
>you fail if you remember what game is it
no one will get this
>sister gets kidnapped
>try to save her
>use puppets like warriors
>>699175783
Spec Ops The Line
>>699175770
Nope.
>cyka blyat
>>699174955
glover lol
>>699175853
Call of duty
>>699175804
>>699175810
nice take a cookie
>Rush to the cathedral for gf's fucking recital
>Somehow make it on time
>Pope fucKING DIES
>Chase down the fuckboy who dun did it
>Unleash apocalyptic evil along the way
>Mfw my unconfirmed cousin did it and the pope was evil
>>699175836
FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.
I lost.
>>699175783
Spec Ops.
That game was incredible.
>>699175956
when you gotta save your sister in cod ?
>Big-ass laboratory
>Do tests and define physics
>The leader of the place turns out to be evil
>destroy the whole shit
>>699176341
portal
>>699173516
Halo reach
>>699175978
devil may cry 4
>shoot animals
>beat up villagers with no consequences
>strange planet
>deep voice
>cool hat
Good luck
>>699176217
Since i buy the "save sister" DLC for only 59.99 bucks
>>699176386
finally ! nice taste in games
>be smurf
>kill green niggers
>o shit jews are behind it all
>punch reptilian boss' head off
>get fucked over by the noob
>no sequal because company died
>>699175783
That ending was so ambiguous I have to give them a lot of credit for it. I've always just guessed you were Konrad because of the uniform and never actually being id'd as Walker in the epilogue but the other possibilities are interesting too.
>>699175783
wait you were the colonel? shit im dumb
>Go to the moon for rich dude
>Kill stuff
>mfw space base attacked
>kill space guys
>fuck around on moon again
>>699176464
GTA 5
>>699174236
Fucking hearthstone garbage
>you're dead before you even start the game
>walk around a cabin and look at stuff
>patapatapata
>>699176568
U-uh.
>>699176674
>ta
PATAPON
>>699176341
Doom 3
Its almost harvesting season
Away with you vile begger
I WILL DRINK FOR YOUR SKULL
This should be easy if you know it. Not that popular tho
>>699176715
i got that rythm stuck on my head
>>699176762
ROE ?
>being in a furfag squadron
>first video game in 3D
>like no man's sky but 2D and better
>>699176777
Mount & Blade: Warband
It is popular as fuck.
>>699176860
STARFOX
>>699176606
the most tilting thing was that card if you got no duplicates in your fucking deck restore hero to full hp.
I was hunter trying to rush his ass.
he did that 2 times. I hurt my leg kicking the wall.
>actually do shit you fucking weeb
>fucking birds every where
>BIRDS EVERY WHERE
>get mugged
>hit by bus
>>699176907
Thats was now do a barel roll
>tiny cars
>lots of SCREEEEE
>n-i-n-t-e-n-d-o
>rare game
>>>699176899
starboud
>>699177089
Murio quart
>>699176900
Correct
I guess people play mods or somthing then cos here is only ever like 2-300 people on the native mp at a time
>>699172506
>Holy Cow!
>Savage!
>Savage!
>Savage!
>Chat disabled for 5 seconds
>>699172506
>wake up
>wife tells you to do shit
>Whatcouldpossiblygowrong.wav
>Kill Gary Coleman
>>699177174
nope
>>699175836
Niiiiiice one
>make one guy blind in a battle
>later becomes your friend
>get betrayed by your master
>slice a shit ton of soldiers in half
>wound your master and kill the bad guy(?)
>die...or not
>in sequel it turns out you were cloned
No one will get this
>>699177369
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
>>699177369
MGS 3 ?
>>699177369
infinity blade
>>699177263
>atompunk RPG
>devloper have 50 disigner for 1 programer
>permanent 2fps exept on console
>full of bug
>no mods on console of course
>>699177034
no one? hint: its an app
>>699177692
Fallout 4
>"we got an enemy... big fucking tank on the move.
over"
>>699177483
Lol i thought theres no consolefags here. But nice
>>699177836
That was ez but true
>>699177250
rocket league ?
>>699177988
Knew it because of no mods on console
So fuckin pissed
>>699177034
Pokemon go
Too easy it's in op's image
>>699177369
revengeance
BOOM
>big sport star
>big blob of water brings you 1000 years into the future
>you learn sword fights and magic
>fight the thread of humanity
>sad ending(?)
>farm
>deny
>farm
>farm
>deny
>russians and peruvians
>-24
>you and gay college friends go get drunk
>jump out of a plane
>get caught by Mohawk
>kill Mohawk halfway through
>play rest of the game chasing a shittier bad guy
>kill him
>kill gf
>fuk African babe
>die
>minecraft but shittier
>>699178209
Farcry 3
>>699178261
roblox?
>>699178261
Terraria?
Or no man's sky?
>>699178196
Dota2
>>699178209
farcry 3 ... try harder fag
Bingo
>be guy
>decent shooter
>cyborg jap
> waggleton p tallylicker
>rip waggleton
>cliff hanger ending
>never get to know
>>699178261
roblox
>shit game
>>699178463
no man sky?
>>699178463
Pretty hard but imma go with sims 3
>>699177089
I've posted this in like 7 of these threads and no one has ever figured it out
flying on ship
run into random invisible battles every 5 seconds
>>699178348
No man's sky, terraria is as good as minecraft imo
>>699178463
Overwatch?
>>699178565
rc pro am?
>boy falls in a hole
>makes a bunch of friends
>>699177089
Diddy Kong Racing?
>stupidly long
>crappy combat
>subpar story
>>699178677
Undertale
>>699178157
FFX
>Gold box will be dropped soon
Lets see if anyone recognizes this shit
>drinking from a dirty ass faucet in the middle of a plague outbreak and eating rats help heal you.
Be big asshole, told bro you thought was dead is alive. Search for brobro. Find him as a sex slave in hell, he's now evil so you beat him up then team to fuck up a god.
>aliens
>Mars
>Kill everything
>>699178463
TF2: Blizzard Edition
>>699178791
Correct
>wake up from nap
>immediately almost murdered
>get rescued by cowboy lad
>go home
>find best friend
>find grill
>bunch of boring shit happens for like 8 hours
>kill old wrinkly cowboy with his own robot
>shoot him
>grill leaves
>abandon son
>play with pupper
>>699178656
yeah!
>>699178911
Fallout NV?
>Ghandi
>nukes your city
>nuke him back
>>699178911
MGS: TPP
>>699179003
Civ V
Nope
One word
>settlements
>>699175608
Easy, Persona 4
>bell rings
>wake up from the dead
>gotta kill them lords
Yup
>kill
>more kill
>not to an hero
>a main character that is TO badass to live on earth
>>699179069
Dark Souls 3
>>699178818
Dishonored ?
>>699178157
FFX
>>699174115
Fable.
>>699176545
Borderlands Pre Sequel?
>woohoo, overtime!
>ooghaba
>>699179065
Super Preston Garvey Simulator Deluxe 2016 edition
>>699178818
We Happy Few?
>Come in by ship
>Sign papers
>Find ring
>Leave city, faggot in blue robe with a yellow hat falls from 524,239,953,248 feet
>Take scrolls
>Teleport 24,239,953,248 feet into the air
>Die
>Reload
>No map
>Where the fuck am I going?
>SKREEEEEEEEE
>SKREEEEEEEEE
>SKREEEEEEEE
>SKREE
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>SKREEEE
>SKREEEEE
>SKREE
>SKREEEEEEEE
>Throw white fluids to other furfag kiddos
>>699179065
Flyin 4?
>reverse overhead
>>699179261
crash bandicoot (any)
Here is a hard one
>cowboy tries to steal a train
>unleashes evil power
>later on becomes a vampire
>the ongoing struggle behind wanting to get blazed without fucking yourself up too much
>animal doesnt exist
>cassowary fucking stuff up
>throws curved shit
>>699179326
splatoon
>>699179319
Moronwind
>>699179319
Morrowind
>>699179365
TRIGGERED
>>699179378
Dark Watch ?
>>699179370
Yep
>>699179429
U got right bra
Sodium Chloride
>quest
>find more about yourself
>go through other world
>kill bad guy
>friend leaves
>world saved
>like flubber but metal
big space with no multiplayer
>Start game
>Shoot dinosaurs
>Go through portals
>What the fuck is going on?
>Actually based on a comic
Big hint
>Nintendo 64
>>699172506
overwatch
>>699179461
You got it
>>699179622
No fuck sky?
>>699179633
Turok
>>699179653
Nais
>young and accepting but also old and racist
>hot girl
>metal bird
>>699175853
Costume quest?
>>699179749
Bioshock Infinite?
>>699179672
yep
>>699179749
MGS?
>>699179749
Metroid?
>>699179754
nope
>>699176401
Oddworld?
>UNDERSTAND
>UNDERSTAND
>>699179890
FINALLY
>>699176401
Fable?
Monster Hunter?
-Deus Vult
-Deus vult in sarracen homeland
-Deus Vult Girl
>>699173715
Darkest dungeon?
>Amnesia
>You killed president
>Turns out you didn't
>Be a faggot with super powers
>Kill final faggot boss with around 5 head who used to be your best friend
>Awesome skill moves
>Underrated game
>general sam
>>699180119
Infamous?
>want to just drink and ride doggos
>old boss wants u back
>ugh fine
>start with swimmies in cold water
>take a lift
>see bro
>walk for fucking ages
>fight man with good ole' six shooter
>that ninja cuts off his hand
>run for fucking ages
>babe opens door
>fight Indian in a tank
>run for fucking ages
>new best friend pisses himself
>fight that ninja
>run for fucking ages
>fight man in mask
>run for fucking ages
>hot babe gets shot by other Russian babe
>shoot Russian
>fight bro in helicopter
>fight a bunch of assholes on a lift
>murder the Russian babe infront of best friend
>he cries like a little bitch
>go through room with fuckin lava for some reason
>fight the indian but this time hes out of the tank
>fight bro in robot
>fight bro on robot
>fight bro on cars
>escape with hot babe or best friend
>
>>699179754
>>699175853
no one will get it so its this one
>You must decide the humanity hope
>4 choices:
>Kill everyone
>Control them
>Be with them
This one should be easy for who played this game
>Fuck this, let our humanity get killed
>spooky
>gets spookier
>suddenly underwater spook but with a cute robot friend
>holy shit 2 spooky fuck this shit, I'm done
>>699179997
Black ops 1?
>>699180244
Nope
>>699180316
luigis mansion
>backtab everything
>time travel
>dodge beams
>ok musics
>weeaboo shit
>>699177251
Postal 2
>>699176545
space colony
>>699180295
Fable III??
>>699180317
Nope
>>699180568
Not even close
>Be a robot
>Beat up a paper bag
>Steal panties and lipstick
>Oppression
>robot monkeys
>brown people
>Grudge like shit
>fantasy
>>699180316
SOMA
>>699180425
nope
>>699179003
Civilization!!
>Be a speedy animal
>Attempt to stop boss from taking over the world with robots
>Repeat with infinite sequels of failed to be interesting plots
>>699180823
yuperino
>>699180887
Sanic
>>699180887
Sonic
>>699180887
Mario?
>>699180887
Too easy sonic
>>699180887
Mario.
>Wololo
>>699180295
Mass Effect 3
>>699181021
AOE
>>699181021
Age of Empires
>convert enemy catapult to christianity
>>699181021
Age of empires
>>699180748
No one?
>>699181087
Yes, too easy
>>699180748
>h
GTA SAN ANDREAS?
>>699180748
timesplitters
>>699181359
Nope not even close
>Be harambe
>Realize your homie life was a lie
>Kill homie who betrayed you
>Try to find a way to see yourself fucking your bae, download a mod and realize it's crap.
>Repeat every once in a while when you're bored
>>699181367
Nope
>save dog
>get money
>save humanity
>1) Fuck you, i was first that you
>2) I dont care! Im bigger than you!
>1) atleast im not like you, im better
>2) Fuck off dude
>3) Why is everybody ignoring me?
>4) Dorry worry 3), i'll destroy them
guess number 2
>>699180748
Grudge like shit as in the movie
>very grabby, homicidal jelly people
>pretty fun tbh fam
>>699181469
San Andreas?
>>699181854
Correct
>>699173333
witnessed quads
>>699180248
Metal Gear Solid.
>me i s quirrel
>drinking shit
>learning shit
>shitting shit
>getting double head on regular basis
>collecting stuff to take over the world
>some magical matrix shit is going on
>do everything right but get a bad ending
>fuck my life
>>699172506
>Go on a vacation
>Help some people with a crisis
>Get arrested and blamed for causing said crisis
>Community work simulator
>FUCKING SAND BIRD
>Be a fighter
>Realize the game is too balanced and you have no real advantage against anyone.
>Use special powers every once in a while
>Think you're better than Tekken
>Repeat a lot of times
>>699182118
Conker bad fur day?
>le hack
>le glitch
>le downgrade graphics
>>699182097 #
Yep
>>699182137
Mario Sunshine.
>>699182272
Watch Dogs
try harder
>fuck that le
>>699182327
Right-o
>>699182234
nope
>>699182272
Le Meme Doge
>Be a bandicoot
>>699182327
Right-o!
>not enough minerals
>sad cus gf dead
>stab big ole things
>do it a bunch
>die
>gf undies
>you undie but as a baby
>>699182346
Le smart
>its tricky
>id fuck the asian
>>699182392
REEEEEEE
>Master gets taken
>Fly to capital
>Earn way to Palace
>Big Twist
>Fight on mountain
>Return to palace
>>699182411
son the hedge
>>699182456
Minecraft
>>699182411
SONIC
>>699182493
Mirrors edge
>>699182621
nah
>>699182411
Spyro
>aliens
>Game starts after ignoring a final canon
>Wow! Its just the same but our team winning!
>you get the final that everybody wanted, because the final canon is just generic
>ancient robot thing
>goblins
>goty
Tiejim and Eerl
>>699173516
>never get a secuel
You mean sequel? If so, nigga, what you think Halo 1 through 5 are?
>>699182854
back door sluts 9
>>699180461
Life Is Strange?
>>699179610
Terminator 2
>>699182493
Sleeping dawgs
>rabbit faggots
>dragons
>trade for the machine gun?
>Be a lord
>Have minions you have to control
>Don't be autistic
>Finish game
