ylyl thread :D
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl thread :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>699144228
thats not funny. . .
Bread is weak
yay, more of the same from the last couple of threads
>>699145639
Dis new dough
>>699145821
ur gay lol
>>699145472
Lost
>>699145214
kek
>>699146991
>if this was real
>>699144524
kill yourself for real motherfucking faggot
does anyone have that facebook post of the grandma accidentally posting her tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBx17Ct_ico
>>699145472
I don't get it.
>>699145993
Lost hard
>>699148155
you disgusting fucking weaboo
>>699145718
1
2
3
HE GOT-NO HE DIDN'T
WHAT A MANEUVER
>>699146585
hahaha kill yourself virgin
goddamnit stop posting niggers and talking about niggers its disgusting and boring already
>>699149888
Trips get.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>699149297
>weeaboo
>4chan started out as a discussion site for anime
Kys newfag.
>>699150272
you're still a fucking weaboo and it wont change
>>699149888
>Someone out there is retarded enough to think this is a valid analogy
>>699150349
The first board on this fucking site is literally for anime, actually kys newfag
>>699150440
stop making excuses and make the dishes u spoiled fucking gayweaboo cunt
>>699149154
what is this?
>>699148155
Cant tell if XY or XX, hope it's XX
>>699150701
You're so new it hurts.
>>699150701
Also "make the dishes" the fuck does that mean? Fucking r/etard.
>>699148155
here you go anon
>>699151777
Them trips. Also had a hand gasm.
>>699151881
Glorious
>>699151077
Scriblenauts
>>699152519
Da fuq?
>>699145993
topkek
A classic
>>699152754
Fuck...idk if i should buy or not.
On one hand I get a sex slave
On the other it might be a nigger and i only eat white meat
>>699151777
Tendon fucked. Thanks mate.
>>699153061
Beached
>>699144615
this isn't a cringe thread
>>699152990
Ok hear is how to fix try this ;)
>>699152250
best
>>699151066
Lost, this is gold
>>699153678
Please tell me this is real.
>>699145472
so funny you had to download it twice
>>699151712
Fucking faggot you're rob ably watching anime right now
>>699152754
That would be $5,854
>>699152250
what is this from?
>>699151077
Scribblenauts
>>699153844
No, unfortunately
>>699154059
Mr. Pickles
>>699154059
Mr pickles..comes on adult swim
>>699152250
Mr. Pickles?
>>699151777
Help I can't move my hand
How do I fix this
>>699154199
>Implying
>No but seriously wake up or we're pulling the plug
>>699148632
You son of a bitch, i read the whole thing
>>699153974
does that include the chicken?
>>699153186
/b/ goes on a date
>>699144615
we really need Hitler to come back to clean Germany.
>>699153844
Yeah dude its real.
>>699154367
Badass granny.
>>699154362
Fuck please help I don't want to hospital
>>699153844
Pretty close.
>Name something that is passed around
>A joint
>>699154552
No lol
>>699154798
Is a grampa m8
>>699154733
Sorry anon, anon>>699154092 already said no so u a nigger
Be fastr and i might beliebe you
>>699154997
Meh, oldfucks. Still a badass.
>>699146003
Wow.
>>699154935
Oh god what the fuck is happening
>>699155175
He was always a awesome.
IIRC he said he doesnt want a black history month because there is no white history month, or some shit like that. Point is I like that guy.
>>699155244
Are you gonna die
>>699155244
You about to die.
RIP anon.
>>699150194
yeah ima juggalette you gotta problem with that? well if you do FUCK YOU BITCH! i can give a fuck of what you think of me. and i always got my juggalo fams no matter what. im 14 years old im skitsafrintic and i chill with my juggalos 24/7..i dont fight over the web so if you wanna fight me come find me unless you a pussy kid. i dont sit here and talk shit on people and if you wanna talk shit on me come tell it to my face BITCH. i dont put up with kiddy shit infact all you whiny wanna be posers GTFO unless your real af like me. and if you a fake then get the fuck on with yourself...i like chillin with my homies, watchin bitches get hit and my fav music is of corse icp! fuck me, fight me, or GTFO WHOOP WHOOP!
>>699153186
>>699150194
Here's your You faggot
>>699155420
Anon dies from hand injury.
>>699155382
>>699155420
Fucking help what do I do it hurts really bad when I try to push it down
>>699154367
what the actual fuck is going on here, public humiliation porn?
>>699147729
>doesnt know how to greentext
>>699155420
Did you actually try to do that?
>>699155566
GOD FUCK THIS IS MY FAULT FOR DOING ANYTHING YOU GUYS SAY
NOW SOMEONE FUCKING HELP I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE
>>699155767
What did you do?!
>>699152476
That dude got a replacement and a sweet unique necklace for compensation though
>>699155566
>>699155767
Try hitting it with a hammer or book, just dont puss out or you'll make it worse.
If you don't act fast and either do that or go to the ER you're gonna die.
>>699155244
>no image matches on google or anywhere
>brainless dipshit actually did it
You're going to die, I'm sorry.
>>699155767
Gonna have to cut your hand off..
send pixxx
>>699152250
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>>699152519
>>699152654
>>699152719
>>699152813
>>699152915
>>699153061
>>699153186
>>699153306
>>699153371
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>>699153540
>>699153678
>>699154092
>>699154214
>>699154303
>>699154367
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>>699155379
>>699155564
Should I keep goin%
>>699155767
Timestamp or it never happened
>>699150416
How isn't it?
>>699155900
also dubs
>>699155244
>>699155244
Is that your hand?
You are dead.
>>699155244
You dun fucked up anon
>>699155767
>someone help
Gotta amputate my nigga
>>699154199
What happened to that fag that used to post this then that stupid gif of a female charmander gettin fucked?
R.I.P ANON
?-2016
>>699155824
THIS SHIT
>>699151777
The pain is subsiding but if I touch it it's the worst pain Ive felt
I cant afford hospital how do I fix it with athletic tape or something
>>699156119
Drink bleach. That might help with the pain.
>>699156119
>athletic tape
fuck you're really stupid, you know that?
post ending in 64, tell me what to do
>>699155900
No please tell me what I can do to fix my hand please
>>699156119
>>699156119
This is reminding me of the kid who tried to tri-force.
>>699156119
Hit it with a book
Sounds like shit bit it works
It fixed mine
>>699156291
Amputate and post timestamp
>>699156291
Nigger get the fuck out I need actual advice faggot
>>699156135
Who dat?
>>699156135
stop posting my waifu
timestamp or gtfo
>>699156376
>advice
How bout fuck off buddy
>>699156376
First, how old are you?
>>699153844
Nah. It's just a captioned version of it. The real one is "name something you can pass" - "a joint"
>>699155596
I just found whole video on live leak forget about it.
>>699156291
amputate pls
I think I fucked up
I can't feel my arm except for pins and needles
The book didn't help
Fuck
>>699156385
Lana Rain
>>699156572
Fucking retard
>>699156188
Yea i wouldn't say that if he stupid enough to do what a meme said lol
>>699156390
Sorry m8
>>699155083
I was not expecting that. Well done.
>>699156572
>The book didn't help.
>>699145993
>>699148820
I like this.
What board is it?
>>699156376
Quit being a dumbass.
How's that fir advice?
Or >>699156338
Or kys
Or live with it, faggot
Or get a job & insurance
>>699156572
What's it like to be the dumbest person on /b/?
>>699156385
http://www.xvideos.com/video21679277/lana_rain_best_cam_no_lag_hd_
>>699148347
Fiction. Kid would never know who his fadda is other than one of his mamma's cuzins.
>>699156443
Not bad
Not as funny
But not bad
>>699147746
underated
>>699144617
>you'r
Jesus this is underage
>>699156572
U fucking kidding me? U rly did that? I was fucking with u. U full on potato.
>>699156899
I don't know faggot but I'm probably in the most pain right now
>>699156572
You didnt hit it hard enough.
You really have it hit it hard, well hard enough to knock the tendon back into place.
Okay bleach really fucking burns going down and I couldn't drink any of it
I already took pain killers what do I do my hand is starting to bruise too
>>699157226
Yep, an anon is gonna die today.
>>699157106
you should probably go to hospital
i did it and it went away in like 2 weeks but ithurt a lot
>>699149154
Kek. I forgot about this game
>>699157226
Serious replies only please
>>699157106
>asks for advice after being a fucking retard and gets salty when getting well-earned heat for said retardation
>>699155083
Do you think he wears his hat backwards
>>699157226
Sorry nigga you gon die
>>699157226
U dun guf'd
U gunna die anon
RIP stupid nigga
>>699157376
okay you know /b/
I never got past middle school I was raised by my sister because my dad killed my mom and got sent to jail for 30 years
When my sister got raped on her way from her second job it really fucked her up and I was in 7th grade at the time
Without her being sane I didn't have any help and it's been a constant battle to help her until I got her admitted to a long term mental facility just a few months ago
I work at a publix in a shitty little apartment and no I'm not smart I'm fucking stupid but life fucking sucks and this is just what I deserve for not being able to graduate and get a better job to help her I fucking suck and I should just off myself
>>699156572
timestamp then you will get help
>>699157815
wow
>>699155434
WHOOP WHOOP
>>699157226
the helium method?
hanging?
>>699157815
>posts sob story instead of fucking off
DAMN nigga
Haven't been on /b/ for 3 months
Quick question. Where are all the banana, Spider-Man, desu and pear spammers??? What's going on here?!?!?!
>>699157815
That's nice, but i just finished downloading Deus Ex
I forgot to say don't do this to hard it could hurt
>>699158000
kill yourself summerfag
>>699156572
No fucking way someone is THIS stupid, not even me, for fuck sake cool your hand down and go to the hospital you fucking retard
>>699158000
Fucking trips demands action
>>699157815
read books
>>699155900
YOU fucker made me think every post had a comment and its you every time..
go die in a corner
>>699152985
what is this I can't even
>>699157815
you've got to be shitting me m8
>>699158135
Moar
>>699156135
i need te sauce
>>699158174
I have
I've been reading psychology books trying to help her because she didn't have insurance to cover treatment until the facility
The pain killers are kicking in the scotch helps
She has fits of outrage and flashbacks whenever something violent happens on tv
I know for a faCT that she has severe depression and anxiety stemming from our time with our parents and the event that gave her a form of PTSD
She's not well but all I can do is notice things, I don't know how to help her besides giving her to professionals but now she hates me
>>699158460
i dont get it
>>699157815
Now I'm actually glad you're really gonna die,have fun in retarded hell anon
>>699158363
I wish I was
but no
I'm stupid
>>699157815
wew lad
>>699158537
Stop, man, just...just stop.
>>699158537
you sound like you are doing your best. im sure she is happy to have you
>>699157815
IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE AND YOU'VE ALL FALLEN FOR IT.
YOU'VE LAUGHED
AND YOU'VE LOST
Are you guys stupid or what?
There is no timestamp proving this idiot actually followed the meme instructions.
He just wants your pity because he's a fag
>>699158836
You are even more retarded then we thought.
>>699158537
reading psychology books wont qualify you to give advice, but itmight help you understand.
I meant read books that interest you, the more you read the smarter you get. Even if its fiction or whatever. Torrent it all
>>699158944
Dubs dont lie
>>699157815
bummer bro.
This should make you feel better
>>699158836
Fuck you faggot I'm here spilling my heart out
>>699159077
Yay
>>699158944
He wants me to feel guilty for posting that meme but the truth is i feel nothing just a cold dark pit in my soul
>>699159077
This is how I'll probably end it
You guys made me realize how stupid I am it's fitting to go out with another stupid thing
>>699159160
No one asked for your gay little tale of woe, dumbshit
>>699159425
make a new thread, start a live stream
>>699159564
I agree with this guy.
>>699151431
lol arguing with a kiwi
>>699152250
What is this from again?
>>699159810
Mr.Pickles.
>>699150416
You can justify anything with good rhetoric
>>699152914
oh wow....I lost all over my pants.
>>699155334
>Finally, my chance has come!
>>699158449
http://www.xvideos.com/video21679277/lana_rain_best_cam_no_lag_hd_
>>699155244
You're a fucking idiot son. But I hope you make a speedy recovery.
>>699158537
Okay since this anon is going to die, I have a question /b/.
I have congestion in my left ear and it's leaving some annoying pressure, what can I do to relieve it besides popping my ears?
>>699144101
ahah so funneh ahah
How come the shittiest threads live so long, and the good ones get recycled instantly?
>>699144101
>>699157815
BRANDON??!? BRANDON DODGE IS THIS YOU?
>>699161049
Yes, it's me.
>>699144457
>this is funny to neo/b/
Fucking normalfags ruined /b/
>>699161246
get out of here not-brandon.
>>699161246
Fuck you I'm still here.
>>699161283
>Fucking normalfags ruined /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGw12JWR1U
>>699158135
banana meme!
>>699158593
her house is tilting
my favorite. this ferret is fuckin nuts.
>>699158010
thanks
>>699152915
Lost
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