Help me out /b/ros. Looking for pics like this
> no laws against it
>>699137148
>12:31:41
The fuck did I walk into
Funny thing is, I wonder if these will actually be worth something someday.
>>699136238
I have an entire folder full of knock offs like Robert Cop, Robot Destroyers (terminator), special heroes (avengers)
most of this has been outed as fake reddit shit, but whatever
>>699136238
/r/crappyoffbrands
Spiderman on his dinosaur. Rawr!
>>699137697
I can do better
>>699137297
Same but I had to clear out most of my hard drive so lost em all but these pics are absolutely funny as fuck to me.
>>699136965
That's obviously a parody.
Here's one you don't see every day.
>>699137183
I refuse to belive that's real.
>>699137862
Robert Cop is still probably one of my favorites.
>>699137677
He's working at a calculator
>>699137837
10 dollars? get outta here
>>699137045
I wouldn't even be upset to get this
>>699138073
I think that's actually 10Y or 10 Renminbi. It's almost as good as transmorphers. Remember that hit?
>>699138025
It's a knock off, it's not like they care about production values.
>>699137939
It's not.
Though there have been Godzilla lighters.
>>699138404
that's awesome
>>699138480
>literally you
>>699138022
Wow! I have this loose. Had no idea it
was Robert Cop.
>>699138608
lol
It's a cross between a polystation and an ex baux. Grandma will accidentally pick it up for you believing it's the game thingy that you wanted.
>>699138563
It's a maritime disaster/transformer.
>>699138959
Holy shit, kek!!!! This is funny as fuck
You guys should watch Ashens on Youtube if you don't already. He just great reviews on knock off stuff and it's hilarious.
They tell me this is what the kids like. It's got all the things the kids like, of course their dopey parents will buy it.
>>699138782
I never understood how these knockoff game stations worked , yes you have the console but what games are there , if any ?
>>699139097
"He does" not "He just" wtf brain
>>699139170
They're usually cartridges with shitty 8bit games. I'm not even kidding.
>>699139097
I second that. Funny shit
>>699139170
they usually have a screen on them and have like 3 broken built in games like those old hand-helds from the late 80's. The Tiger toy ones if you remember those. Also, why am I the only one still posting? Post some stuff people. I want more knock offs for my folders.
Totally not starbucks, but still tastes like ballsacks.
>>699137925
that is fuckign hilarious and i want one
>>699138959
I had that toy as a kid actually. It came with a wind up propeller under the boat/on the robot's back too. Shit was awesome
If it's going to be a mexican knock off at least it'll have the right colors.
Apparently this is a thing. I'm not sure if this is a knock off or just a really terrible promotional gimmick. either way it probably belongs in this thread.
>>699139538
The Superhand??
Here's spider foe, with the power to look like a terminator.
>>699138022
C'mon, ladz!
*EVIL* Clever Dog!
>>699139457
I liked it. Fuck off.
>>699140117
What is it with blacks and purple shit? You see it all the time.
>4U
>>699140232
>Rhino
>Crazy Ox
>My fucking sides
>>699140388
Tastes like grape bruh
>>699137925
10/10 would buy
>>699139097
I would, but I fucking hate the way brittish people talk.
>>699140575
What is actually great about this is this could be an actual Episode 1 action figure. They made so many forgettable action figures for that movie when it dropped that everyone said, "FUCK IT, not buying these stupid looking toys" Matel lost alot of money on some of the models they made.
>>699140725
DON'T FORGET ABOUT DENNIS!
don't even stop posting this crap!
>>699136238
If that's a real fuckin toy I want one for my collection
>>699140921
Want one of them toys
Sauce
>>699141628
Go to Mexico, they're on every shelf. it's a random collection of "shit we know that kids like and parents will pay money for"
>>699139308
>poquemon
quek
not exactly a toy, but semi related
>>699140260
suck a ballsack faglord
>>699141330
AM DENNY
>>699137183
If this is real, this is by far the most awesome action figure i have ever seen.
>>699136238
"Because he dared to dream, and never stopped believing"
Awesome.
>>699137461
wtf
>>699140117
>>699137045
these two, I want these two
>>699140722
What amazes me is the fact that it takes some work to make an action figure that's a hybrid between ET and C3PO.
This must be someone who really believes in his art and who isn't in it just for the money.
Amazing.
>>699136238
one of the few good threads and it's already dead.
this sucks
BUMPERINO FOR MOAR
>>699137352
fuck, i see this in my local flea market
>>699138959
i had this toy was fuking awesome! fuck optimus prime baby, titanic-bot all the way
>>699144458
how about this?
>>699143642
Eh, the legit c3po mold they used comes apart like a lego man anyway, all they did was break off an ET head, spray paint it gold, and jam it on
>>699138782
>excellence
>enthusiasm
>enjoy
>hospitality
Fucking wat
>>699141997
redneck spidermans... i have see it all
>>699140624
You wot m8. Ya cheeky bugger. I'll batter your bottom like fish and chips me will
This one is pretty fucking awesome!
>>699145955
I would watch this Adult Swim show.
>>699145955
holy fucking shit that's awesome. it looks like something you'd find at an adult swim toy store.
>>699144695
I see...
I didn't know there was these kinds of C3PO super deformed action figures, but what you say makes more sense.
>>699144642
Mega Man 5 Charge Man boss comes to mind
>>699145196
Black Kamen Rider had legit action figures released in Brazil during the early 90's.
This is a brazillian fake.
>>699137183
>>699137939
It's not the actual toy blew bubbles.
>>699141330
Oh my god I haven't laughed that hard at anything on /b/ for fucking years. Fucking Dennis.
>>699140260
shut up frenchie
>>699146389
part of a whole series of hasbro brand deformed action figures for younger children
>>699147306
Wow, these look awful.
E3PO looks less autistic than that C3PO lol
>>699138025
hahahah shit this is awesome
>>699147306
little autistic children may still choke on them
Is that pipe in your mouth shrek?
I remember when PSP was released a friend of mine bought a ripoff called P5P that came with a crappy ripoff of tetris . dumbass.
>>699147205
Savage
"I can send out the luster of the beauty"
>>699137795
this one is the best so far
>>699141851
>Go to Mexico
you go to hell
>>699137837
so fake it hurts.
>>699137925
Does that ACTUALLY SAY 4Chan Spotlight on the upper left hand corner?!?
Not letting this die
>>699137821
dude I WANT this
it's like some sweet alternate reality shit
>>699139774
mano also means "bro"
>>699137169
These are the real spook chasers
>>699149197
the /b/ series
>>699145196
You do not talk shit about black kamen kamen rider, kamen rider or kamen rider rx, faggot.
>>699139983
With Stop lights and street lights included!
No extra pay for you!
>>699149424
>sweet alternate reality
Meaning the original wasn't gay already. That shit is gay af. Kinda stupid too (Senseless redesigns). Don't want.
MOMMY MOMMY CAN I PLEASE HAVE THIS SUPER COCK?!
>>699149490
took me a sec but kek'd hard
What is ur feeling nigger you know you cant compete
Rocco#1
>>699141330
OMFG I am beside myself! Dennis is my new wallpaper!
>>699136827
>galaxies are far away
Fucking lol never noticed that before.
>>699149617
Thats fine because i was just talking about black man, nigger.
>>699137437
>>699147855
>it will give you infinite pleasure
Oh God
>>699140117
Obama Wimdu? More like Obama Dindu
>>699149746
no son,that's momy's toy
>>699139308
thats the phonetic spelling of how people pronounce dragon ball z in spanish
there is even fan made t-shirt for star warsiors!
>>699136827
>>699139774
im dieing right now
>>699139688
>"square enix productions"
wouldnt even be shocked if this shit was real
Can someone post the DVD where the description on the back is the lyrics to Without Me by Eminem
>>699139983
What the fucking shit?
>>699150927
http://www.synthtopia.com/content/2012/02/27/the-techno-viking-action-figure/
>>699140068
>The furniture of law enforcement
>>699140068
>"Optical" Prime
>It's Johnny 5
>"Toy"
>Ray Liotta
>Terminator (automatic)
This thing is memed the fuck out. Is this even real??
>>699151521
>Autobotic
Lrn2 RobertCop
>>699140388
How does Shrek keep getting into all of this shit? Do these people literally just browse 4chan then bullshit a toy set??
>>699151680
Oh it does say autobotic. Now I'm only more confused.
>>699141330
Dennis the Phantom Menace.
>>699144313
>winner
>>699144642
Oh god this thread is fucking killing me.
>>699152096
Fucking Genius
>>699138073
>But this time he has shoes
Kek
>>699149163
kek
>>699152096
Scruffy Seconds!
>>699150783
I think I might have to buy this.
>>699144298
Lucky
>>699137466
>not Jesus
Kek
>>699146184
>>699146239
Who could forget such classic episodes such as
>>699146184
>>699146239
Or:
>>699146184
>>699146239
And its epic series finale:
>>699153200
>His helmet is just one of those cheap containers you get rings out of gumball machines from
Pretty sure this one is satire, but wth
>>699140624
>brittish
I hate the way you type. Are you from, like, Alabama or some shit?
>>699139538
That's actually pretty cool
>>699153888
Who would actually buy stretched cotton though? It's just a piece of stretched cotton. You can make it yourself by being black.
>>699154109
fuck you
>>699150783
>a woman
Do i even want to know where hes got that staff hid at?
>>699152096
>sides
>outer space
>>699148250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjgWD57dLbg
That was a big deal
BUMP DON'T STOP
>>699155862
haha how did they think this would go over? I guess they weren't going to workshop that product design a bit. "You know suicidal monsters may not be the toy to market to small girls." "gee I guess you're right."
>>699137925
Kek, spot on, i knew I recognized that
>>699137631
MONICAAAAAA
>>699154624
I'd like a Franchise, I live near Ferguson, Mo!
>>699156171
I'm guessing (hoping) there was some kind of language barrier problems.
I swear half of these is some Chinese factory has a load of figures that are not selling so the owner goes 'I have an idae! Let's glue this overstock character together with this overstock character and create something awesome!'
>>699156181
Thx b/ro for the jpg, now I'm based
>>699156526
"Hey (chinese equivalent of) Morty! Take those Darth Vader heads and stick 'em on the Hulk Hogan body!"
Here you are.
>>699153888
Kek'd hard as fuck
>>699157279
My sides
Zim bump
>>699137183
>Baby's first bong
BUMP KEEP'EM GOING
>>699138073
Oooo you silly hero losing your shoes again
>>699137925
That fucking salmon got me hard.
Literally.
>>699137461
this is a legit book if I remember right.
something about cosplay sex.
>>699145955
this looks like a megg mog and owl character
>>699155084
>Buddha and his Magnum 66'' automatic
yeah, i remember that.
>>699159748
>>699143086
>>699137461
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1343042._
>>699154646
Brilliant!
>>699161482
Sooooo, is this breaking bad? Or Malcom in the middle? Or neither?
>>699161630
They couldn't even be assed to paint asian thor's eyes. How lazy.
>>699137297
Post the robert cop please. it's relevent to an old /pol/ thread.
>>699161828
yes. no. i dont know. can you repeat the question?
>>699153200
Sounds like some bad scetch of Trip Tank or RobotChicken
>>699153279
Shut the fuck up there is even a sequel
>>699157279
>As NOT seen on TV
This is my kind of humor
>>699141330
fake fake action figures
>>699149301
Must be the Mexican version.
my own pic
>>699137426
>Made in Hong Kong
Here's a knock off you can get if you're in the US or the UK. It's just different enough that the manufacturer won't get sued. Collect them all!
>>699140624
Come on, he doesn't even sound posh. His voice is great.
>>699163416
He sounds like he's from Bristol.
this!
>>699144642
>Opthomas Prime
some first hand OC
>>699164096
Fucking kek
>>699147205
That's actually in Hamburg, Germany not France.
>>699137677
>>699144478
I know a lot of these are fake but these are legit. Turkey did a take on star wars in the late 80s.
They sell fake Harry Potter books in China. They actually make up the stories to lol.
>>699162196
Robert cop has been posted 5 times already in the thread. Lurk Moar.
>>699138563
>Buzz's face when he meets Andy's newest toys
>that's not a snake in his butt
GET
>>699137426
oh my fuck
Contribootin mah niggas
>>699139064
>brick
>>699163021
Shit seems to be 100% hand-made.
>>699150783
I'd buy it
>>699166199
You can get alot accomplished with sweatshop full of slaves.
>>699155084
I see no fighting staff
>>699165740
Some of these are awesome in their own awkward ways.
I mean, a normal Thor action figure is nice if you are a fan of Thor (I'm not one myself).
But someone has to be pretty boring for not liking Thor riding a pink scooter. More so when he's that fucking ugly
>>699165740
Topkek it even says marvel comics on the packaging.
>>699136965
Source:
http://coolmaterial.com/video/making-bootleg-action-figures/
>>699137297
can you zip + upload to mega?? I want your collection
>>699167777
Check
>>699137352
I can see this movie now:
>Superman/Batman always fighting and trying to demonstrate macho-ness
>Power Ranger doing his shit
>Spiderman skipping fights to work on his leg day
>Car trying to fight but realizing he can't fly and just watching the real super heros
>Shrek throwing onions at the villains
Goddam, I want to see this movie
>>699167777
Fucking scrub lord shit skinned nigger
>>699137183
Dear lord!
If only this was real would be be able to identify the lineages (both children and idiot parents who allowed/purchased this) of inbred morons in our country simple by the resulting 3rd degree burn scars!
Someone please make this real!
>>699167919
that batman doesn't look very macho to me
>>699136238
It's strange because it's a really pic of the guy in the alien costume...
>>699140624
What is a brittish?
>>699167922
it's legit
nice dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hqLC-nCEY
>>699167676
An hero yourself plz
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