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creamy thread
>>699129984
No. Fuck off beta Virgin faggot.
thanks for bumping anyway anon :3c
eh
hello
this is not a time for successful threads it seems
nobody up
night owls, pathetic
>>699132160
kill yourself
>>699132160
aw fuck not this ugly faggot again...
>>699132266
anon you are embarrassing yourself, stop
mmm
>>699132160
Go the fuck away, nobody here likes you.
I like Demos.
>>699132620
I'm a very likeable fella tho
if you could just look past your ignorant, discriminatory ways, maybe we could be friends.
I kinda like demos
but then again I kinda don't
4 Demos.
YOU
DID
NOT
>>699133049
Tell me a bed time story
damn, this is one of the hottest gfur threads i've seen in a while
unbelievable.
>>699133176
Nadine Gordimer's "Once Upon a Time" opens with a frame story involving the author herself. It takes place at a point in her career when she has been asked to compose a short story for a children’s book as part of her "duty" as a writer. She rejects that idea, however, on the grounds of artistic freedom: no artist, she thinks, should ever be compelled to create a work on demand.
After she presents this note of defiance, Gordimer lies asleep in her bed when a strange sound awakens her. Thinking that an intruder has entered her home, she remains quiet and scared, “staring at the door...the arrhythmia of my heart...fleeing.” Contemplating all the possible options and outcomes, Gordimer eventually realizes that the naturally creaky condition of her floorboard made the noise and that there was no imminent threat to her safety except for the one she imagined. Because she is unable to fall back asleep, she begins to tell herself a "bedtime story."
Gordimer's bedtime story is told from the third-person point of view and concerns a husband, a wife, and their little boy. She describes the family’s great love for one another—a love that for them is reflected in their financial security, suburban home, material possessions, and hired servants. As they live out their dream of happiness and material wealth, the husband’s mother, described as a “wise old witch,” suggests that the family should take all necessary measures to protect themselves. The family first follows her advice by joining a medical benefit society, licensing the family dog, and taking out various insurance policies. In addition, the family joins a neighborhood watch organization that gives them a plaque for the gates of their home; the plaque reads “YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.”
>>699133406
yeah but where are the memes
>>699133458
*spongegar*
>>699133543
xddddddd
>>699133283
glad you're liking my rump collection anon
>>699133673
Well I do like rumps. And your taste is impeccable.
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
rump
>>699134171
why were you awake x hours ago anyway?
All of you, please die.
>>699134373
because i had my work alarm set
but i don't have work today
so a fluke on my part.
loving all this rump
>>699134441
wow you get the entire day to jerk off and shitpost
>>699134639
play WoW with me
>>699134713
Play WoW with you?
More like WoW, that's a bad idea.
My discord took a shit.
How is everyone else?
>>699134852
Some fags in chats I lurk in said discord is rip too
>>699134828
Play games you nerd
>>699134852
I was having issues too.
It's ok now.
>>699134912
fug
>>699135017
Discord is for faggots anyway
>>699135086
And yet, look where we are now
>>699134912
i do play games
i just don't like your games
>>699135190
They normally turn into cringe circles where people think others in the discord are their friends but theyre just people with similar interest
>>699135263
what games do you like then?
>>699135313
yup. I just like to chat
Moar rump!
>>699135313
puzzle games
exploring games
pokeyman games
>>699135527
like example games
>>699135612
anything that falls into those genres
again i don't play a lot of games
i only really play the big nintendo games
>>699135834
are you going to play new lonk game
did you ever play puzzle pirates/
>>699135916
yes it looks incredible
ive never heard of puzzle pirates
>>699135975
Puzzle pirates was the shit as a kid
I'd scam peoples money then lose it all playing poker
the fuck kind of name is that
a terrible one naturally
>>699137480
who, me?
obviously
why even have a name if you just dump
he should honestly just kill himself
i'm gonna fucking choke someone
>>699138092
not in gta you're not
>>699138147
IT WAS JUST WORKING FINE UNTIL I LOGGED INTO GAMES FOR WINDOWS AND HAD TO CLOSE THE GAME TO APPLY UPDATES NOW IT WONT FUCKING LET ME IN
>>699138092
when pc gta5 came out I couldnt use it until I upgrade service pack on my pc because of that garbage program
>>699138190
>gfw
that's where you went wrong
>>699138092
no game 4 u ha!
>>699130052
An attempt was made
>>699138253
HOW IS THIS MY FAULT
>>699138307
you played a game with gfwl
>>699138336
BUT
ITS
A
GOOD
GAME
>>699138354
not with gfwl
>>699138390
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>>699138413
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okay its working now
>>699138657
thank you demos
im still very upset
>>699138681
you're very welcome
>>699132763
You post a collection of reaction faces like you're not some virgin kissless faggot. Kill yourself
>>699137920
well tbh i mostly post in s/ and h/fur but i thought id drop by and dump some g,
>>699138890
stay there in future you vapid ingrate
>>699138890
you still have no actual identity and no one gives a shit who you are so you don't need a name
>>699138977
well a few s and h fur guys do, and how else do you start, if not anonimously?
>>699138977
like sure, if youd rather be rude to a guy who posts g/fur, then ill let you enjoy your thread while it lasts untill some spiderman posting fag or something shows up, have fun, ill go post girl cocks somewhere :D
well that was painless
>he replied twice
>>699139289
yes please leave
>>699139478
it's too bad your state is full of commies san fran seems cool
>>699139478
Griffith did nothing wrong
I kind of want a cat so I can make it hats.
>>699139531
San Fran is fucking awful, what are you talking about?
>>699139661
I didn't actually leave the airport. Flying over the golden gate bridge was awe inspiring.
>>699139661
Schierke is worst girl griffith is cuter
>>699139696
Good, because if you had, I'd be upset that you didn't come have a drink with me. When were you down here?
>>699139922
oh
this is not katia
>>699139922
>>699139661
>>699139478
Get outa here ya fuckin weeb stop readin your kiddie books faggot
Demos. There is a full scale model of Rocket Raccoon from the movie at a store downtown.
Get it?
>>699139943
OH, hi you. Now it makes much more sense why you were at the airport because you're flying home. How was the staaaaaaaay~?
>>699140156
Wrong way, I'm still here.
uh
idunno
do you want it? how much does it cost?
I kind of do for the fun of it, but I have no idea the cost.
>>699139337
are y'all actually discouraging gfur posting in gfur thread? waiii?
>>699140338
yes
yes we are
>>699140338
Your argument lost value when you posted a fucking thumbnail.
gfur is gross dude
squash, where would you even put a real-space model of rocket raccoon? don't you think he would just gather dust in your garage or something
>>699140516
I don't have a garage.
It would just be in my room with the rest of my nerd shit.
>>699140373
>>699140378
>>699140415
Why are you even in the gfur thread then?
>>699140682
we're an occupying military
It sounds like a really poor investment
Would not buy
>>699140189
ah, so it was when you were flying in then. Neat. How goes? I'm happy for you btw
>>699140682
To look at not thumbnails.
>>699140708
k have fun being the worst people on the planet
>>699140728
Pretty good. Oregon is downright bucolic.
>>699140778
you have no idea how fun it is
>>699140778
>
That would be your job saving thumbnails
I can't believe the dumbass things you guys start fights over. Where do you even get the energy from
Ignorance drives me.
>>699135537
And then he got aids
>>699140817
100% yes.
>>699140958
I personally draw power from the speed force.
>>699141065
It's a refreshing change.
>>699140958
the powers that b
RUNNIN
THROUGH
ME
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHY A BITCH GOTTA LIE WHY A BITCH GOTTA LIE WHY A BITCH GOTTA LIE WHY A BITCH GOTTA LIE WHY A BITCH GOTTA LIE WHY A BITCH GOTTA LIE
i've been growing incredibly fond of jenny death and government plates lately
love to blare in the car
>>699140708
best post katia's ever made
you know i really don't think it would kill you to not abandon conversations
I'M PLAYING VERY IMPORTANT PEDESTRIAN KILLING VIDEO GAMES
>>699142073
new thread
