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What should I name my new pet? Trips decide.


If quads I eat the fucker and ill upload it as webm
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>>699125277
whatever i roll i bet you wont deliver
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The dick tickler
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>>699125277
Stink nuts
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The bug thing from the matrix
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Damn lets get dem quads fam XD XD XD
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>>699125277
Millhouse, also you better have him captured, those fuckers are fast.
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fucker
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>>699125277
Donkey jizz for the name.
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memestar
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>>699125277
up the pooper it goes
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>>699125277
honey boo boo
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spider-nigger
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eat that cunt NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Giga Cricket nigga
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>>699125277
tasty
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name it What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>699125277
roll
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Ol Leftfoot Mcnasty
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Put it in ureety
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rickroll
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Gejigeji :3
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Name it "Pubes."
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name it XD
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Hentai Hero
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>>699125277
quad
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>>699125277
What kind of insect is this?
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>>699125277

Enjoy your meal
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Up the ass op
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>>699125277
lets do this
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>>699125277
Brainbug
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>>699127620
It's called a silverfish. No idea why
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rolling for food
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do eat
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>>699125277
They eat cockroaches,
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>>699127768
That's not a silver fish. It's a house centipede.
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Labrayn Shameniqu Bryasta
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Put it in your ass
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>>699127768
it's a fucking centipede.
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>>699127843
This
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>>699127935
Yeah. Called a "silverfish"
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UP THE BUTTHOLE OP
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>>699128060
No. This is a silver fish
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Jesus Of Nasareth
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>>699127843
Do they bite or sting?
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Ben Dover
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Come on quads
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>>699125277
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Nigger The First.
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Maximum Kike
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>>699125277
roll
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rolling for quads
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Eat it!
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Name it Sally

>then eat it for quads
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Quads.
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Eat it anyways
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>>699131133
what this anon said eat it faggot
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>>699128263
Both, and venomous
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Roll for quads
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Give me luck
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>>699125277
EAT THE CAKE
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QUADS
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Name it lunch
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hehe xd
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Big Mac
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GODS OF /B/.

GGIVVVVEE MMEEEE QQQUUUADDDSSS
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Rolling for buttplug
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>>699125277
Name it "Chingadamadre"
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>>699131888
shit got trips instead
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>>699125277
/ϟϟ/ SIEG HEIL MEIN FUHRER /ϟϟ/
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>>699131888
winrAR
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>>699125277
nugget.
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blackxander niggerson
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>>699131888
Check'd
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Plankton
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I was going to say call it Donald Trump because like his real life counterpart they are both insects.
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Mods please give me qwads just this one time.

Name: Mr Legs
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>>699125277
Name it "Nope"
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>>699125277
"3394830342urerbfuow3u32384402333330039e3280pur02_5832%"
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Call it no trips
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>>699127340
summerfag
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>>699125277
Quads Quads Quads Quads Get!
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Katy Perry
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Hpe you are hungry
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>>699133335
For fucks sake, im out
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>>699133335
awwww sheiiit almost
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hillary clinton
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Name it You
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Push it to the 4444
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op don't eat it it no good for you
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name it
>lunch
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Eat it fagget
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4444 get
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OP eat it
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squad
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Rolllim the quads
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>>699125277
wtf is that
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we all know op will never deliver, why even try?
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Roll
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4444 get
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>>699125277
noppy the nope
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Cornelius Cornwallis
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dingleberry
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>>699134150
I believe
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bringing the 4444
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Pushing hard
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name it goatfucker
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>>699134281
roll
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I have the same things in my house :) they are fast as fuck boii
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All hail Satan for him to bless me with thy quads
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4444 4444 4444 4444
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HAIL
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gimme de quds
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CHECKEM
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4444 I want you to eat it
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Name it Eminem
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>>699134446
Sad
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4444
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Quads
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>>699134446
rolllll
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>>699134446
sorry everyone I fucking failed you
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Now for the 5555 faggots
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Rolling
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>>699134446
we missed it boys
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AAGGHHHHAAAAA
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Push for 5555
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Name it Mr. Sushi
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>>699125277
Cumdweller
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Roll
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IF THIS GETS TRIPS YOU SHALL NAME THIS FOUL BEAST 'SEX SLAVE' IF NO THAN YOUR FATE MUST END IN GLORY. NOOWWW GGOODDSSS OOOFF /B/ GRANT MEE POOWWEERRR
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Roll
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what is a 'Quads'
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eat it
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Roll
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Pushing to 5s
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NIGGER
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Eat it
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>>699134761
this is Quads
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4444 heil hitler
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>>699125277
gross
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eat that shit
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guys I have Quads
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Roll 1
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>>699127620
>>699127768
It's a house centipede. Google it.
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Gary
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Roll 2
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>>699134888
Shit
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Roll 3
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>>699125277
please dont fuck ing eat that disgusting thing
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Roll 4
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Roll for quads!
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Roll 5
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Roll 6
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I'm gonna quad the shit out of this thread
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Name it muhammad
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>>699125277
Cleopatra
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Roll for quads
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cmon
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winrar
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>>699125277
Andrew the Third
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5555 roll
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rawl like a baws
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Where are the quads when you need them
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I want him to fucking eat iiiit
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5555 pls
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5555
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>>699135293
5555
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5555
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>>699135322
5555
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roll for quads
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>>699135364
5555
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NO QUADS FOR YOU
YOU ARE NOT EATING THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE
>if trips name it OP
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>>699135408
5555
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bitch you should eat that
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>>699127340
You didn't do it right newfag
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Get
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>>699135438
5555
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dei ci me rouling
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>>699127768
one second of googling could have told you it was not a silverfish.
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>>699135498
:C
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rolling for dem quad 5s
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5555 I want you to eat it
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pls
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>>699135478
5555
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5555 get
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everyone rolls so fucking early, just stop
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rolll
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This comment will get 5555 quads or your mother will die in her sleep
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>>699125277
I Eat Ass
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5555
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>>699135553
stupid motherfucker
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>>699135553
>>699135556
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>699135556
D E S T R O Y E D
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>>699135553
>>699135556
fuq
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>>699135556
Shiiiit nigga
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>>699135511
We always called them firebrats.
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>>699135556
you dumbass fuck you
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>>699135553
>>699135556
so close
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>>699135553
>>699135556
5555 kek
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>>699135556
Fuck you just had to hit post a second early
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Roll
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Colin
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ilickyourdickwhileeatingstuffing
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Stop trying to get quads you faggots and name this thing.
If trips name him James
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>>699125277
http://ento.psu.edu/extension/factsheets/house-centipedes
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Last push for 6666, I am out if no quads this time..
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>>699135741
peder
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I killed one of these 6 hours ago on my ceiling.
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niggerlippedvaginadweller
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#freepalestine
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Rollerino
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Chris Hansen
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Nigger
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Name him Snuggles
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Roll for quads
(If trips name it Jake)
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>>699135955
damn, I thought dubs decide and was like I did it!
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Pete
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i can do anything
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Daesh
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roll
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Hh
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Rollin rollin rollin
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rollin
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6666 get
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Rolex
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one last roll
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6666
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oh shit waddup, its dat bug
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eat it
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Shit
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>>699136665
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>699136665
rekt
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>>699136665
SO CLOSE
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ops lucky day
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>>699131888
OP DELIVER
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>>699133335
>>699134446
>>699135556
>>699136665
You guys are good at this, huh
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My Cock
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OP is be a fag and not deliver.. But roll anyway
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Faggot
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>>699137007
JAMES BOND DIGS DELIVER ANYWAY
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Faggg
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Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>699125277
Rollin
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Christopher Poole
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>>699136665
>>699135556
>>699135553
>>699134446
>>699133335

I claim this thread.
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>>699125277
EAT YOU FAGGOT. You wont
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Name him Sir Peter Enis, for those days you have to give your first letter and your surname
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Kek
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You should name him ЛȎƊПnjƂȔǺğĐɎȐƄǿťŔЛȖƊПЍ
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ROLL
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>>699137294
No of course not because you didn't get quads faggot
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>>699137166
>>699137166
>>699137166
>>699137166
fagit
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Mike Hawk
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>>699125277
Let's see you pussy
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roll
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>>699137420
AYYYYYY
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Pepe
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>>699137420
dude weed lmao
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>>699137448
Yo man... I really like them little frog pictures
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Kurwa
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Linkin Park
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>>699137559
>them frog pictures

newfag confirmed
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Bdjsixhxh
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Quads get!!!
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Dio Brando
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NEED QUADS NOW
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Fak
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Spin
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Check em
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QUADS NOWWWW
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>>699137775
Fuck you
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>>699137653
>newfag calling others newfag
baited af
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check'zem
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Killer Bee
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Quads get
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Roll
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>>699137968
Waaay to late faggot
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Tyrone the Turbulent
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>>699138021
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Name it after yourself OP
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Rollercoaster
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Name it after your IP adress
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eat dat shit
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192.168.1.1
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>>699138212
reroll
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If trips it has no name
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>>699138212
What the fuck is an IP adrrss
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Roll
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I am God. I can have quads whenever I feel like it. Like now.
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Roll
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>>699138361
Fail
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>>699138361
Way to soon bitch
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>>699138361
tfw mortals try to steal your identity
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>>699138324
Newfag detected
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Name it after the person you love most on this earth
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>>699125277
Roll
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>>348140509
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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>>699138451
>tfw no face
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8888
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8888
88888
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8888
88888
888888
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8888
88888
888888
8888888
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eat it OP
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Name it Quads
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8888
88888
888888
8888888
88888888
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>>699138518
>on this earth
Tutorial on how to be dramatic
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Ez quads
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888888888888888888888888
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Queds
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Rollllll
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Put it in ur mouth boi
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Roll
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888888888888888
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If quads then do not eat
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>>699138732
Fak to soon
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88888888
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Rollerino
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rollin for quads
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88888888888
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>>699138827
roll
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>>699138731
>on the realm of existance
Way more dramatic
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>>699138806
Quid eat OP I want mastrbiTE
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>>699138827
Queds
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Sargent Mc Bugsy
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8888
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roll
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Eat it phaggot
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easy
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Rollll
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88888888888888888
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name it wahu wahu wahu wahu :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idz9LfSwuQ4
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>>699138888
EAT IT FUCKER
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Give me quads
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>>699138888
OH FUUUUCK
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>>699138888
oh boys
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>>699138888
WinRAR do it phaggot
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>>699138888
I DID IT
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>>699138888
WIN
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>>699138888
Winrar
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>>699138888
NAME HIM "8888"
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>>699138888
EAT IT
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>>699138888
Finnaly get
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>>699138888
Chek'd
Eat it op
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>>699138888
WINRAR
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>>699138888
win win win
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>>699138955
THIS
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>>699138888
goooooooooooooooooo
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Yeeeessss eat it
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BUMP LIMIT REACHED RIP THREAD
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>>699138888
eattttttt
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>>699138888
eat eat eat
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>>699138888
eat eat eat eat eat
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>>699138888
Eat it OP
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ok no one reply and wait for op or else this shit will 404
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Do it for the boy$
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OP here, he ran away sorry
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Op here, i am a faggot
and you took my bait /b/
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>>699139250

NEW THREAD
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>>699139211
kek
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