you have 10 SECONDS to prove your an oldfag
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you have 10 SECONDS to prove your an oldfag
>>699120218
I'm a newfag
>>699120218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNa2Fr6CA0E
>>699120218
CS 1.6 is the only good Counter Strike
The ancient technique of triforcing would suffice, but since I am newfag I can't
>>699120218
>your
Fuck off
a/s/l?
I owned like 30 He Man action figures
you're*
>>699120218
why is it always ten, and who the fuck wants to be an old fag anyway.
>>699120476
>>699120577
newfags ascertained
>>699120361
You're retarded.
That has literally nothing to do with 4chan.
>>699120218
I'm not that old but I was here before /mlp/ and all the pony-posting was happening. Which was like, 2010?
>>699120218
You dun goof'd
>>699120619
>i'm only here because i'm young and dumb
i watched many men commit chocolate milk murder.
It's a usb line.
I'll show you later.
Could never spam posts good enough because of ids
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
>>699120218
something about a condor when i'm sexing with womens
Idk man. Boxxy army tank?
Candy ass roody poo
>>699120218
I was here before memes became an image with some text fags post of facebook.
its antique
I'm 35 years old , old enough ?
>>699120792
That's around 4-5 years ago. More like newfaggotry.
>>699120218
Kek Sauce Roll Fag YLYL
How's this
You're all roody-poo candy-asses
>>699120218
First time I posted on /b/ my id was in the hundreds.
Moot is a faggot. I followed him to this shithole WITH AN ITTY BITTY BABY IN AN ITTY BITTY BOAT and haveN'T been back to SA since
YOUR THE MAN NOW YOUR THE MAN NOW YOUR THE MAN NOW YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG
>>699120732
>the equivalent of le funny banana
yup. bullshit never changes meaning, just its shape
gigga nigga
>>699120218
>>699120218
moot is an lolicon
>>699120895
Lol
pools closed
Heh, prove i'm an oldfag you say? Heh, you pathetic scrub. I have been browsing 4chan since early 2014. I was there when the webcam hacking took place. I was there when Jennifer Lawrence tits were leaked. I was there. And where the fuck were you? Probaly browsing 9gag i suppose you fucking newfag. Don't you dare question my authority and tell me if i am a oldfag or not. I have more experience on this site then the rest of you pathetic worms have combined. I navigate these bords faster and better than a pirate captain at sea in search for som booty. Now fuck off my board before you make me annoyed, trust me. You don't wanna see what happens when someone is annoying me. Gtfo summerfag.
>>699121108
sometime after dun dun
oldfag confirmed
>>699121429
Hahaha I remember those days fondly.
I used to cri evry tiem we were all stood in swastika formation.
Is 4chan worse or have I just grown up?
this is quite new but it will still remain a classic.
>>699121605
nevar forget.
Anons need IDs..... Too late now, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE moot
>>699121429
memories
>>699121603
4chan is worse. i wasnt here till around 05/06 and fuck it went downhill. now its just ylyl banana tier cringe scum. /b/ is to big to do anything now. gone are the days of /b/ros.
>>699121816
fuck take me back.
>>699121429
I was there. I was actually talking and having a nice conversation until you racist inbred pigs ruined my habbo experience with that retard afro. You scared my girlfriend on habbo so i had to comfort her all day because of u racist idiots. get a fucking life.
>>699120218
I remember when Europe was white and without muslims.
>>699120218
I remember leekspin
>>699121796
I always figured it was because b/ was funny and exciting and new to me that's why I loved it but now that I can't escape it it's become trashy.
>>699121593
Is that old? They did the roodypoo censor about 5 years ago, right? I always feel like a newfag but I've been visiting nearly 10 years, go figure
snacks
Anybody know which GameStop is carrying this?
7
noko
not really oldfag but, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
Habeeb it!
>>699121916
because kids got ahold of the jokes, now all these memes exist.
If I see that fucking cat one more time
>>699120218
milhouse is not a meme
my name is baawksy best meme, 10/10 execution
>>699120218
I'm 93 and I suck dicks for fun
>>699122196
But I AM
>>699122196
Is a meme in not a meme is a meme
FFFFFFUUUUuuuu
My first computer was an IBM PC.
not the same guy, but the origins of this
>>699120218
Its over NINE THOUUSSAAANNNN
>>699122086
did you just get trolled by some pasta?
>>699122313
I accidentally the hole guy
old_fag reporting in
>>699122719
My chart detector is off the faggot
I remember a time before there were images on this board
This was OC made by me 8 years ago. Am I oldfag enough?
>>699122864
Yes. What did the original shirt say again?
Still waiting for the Hitler Did Nothing Wrong flavor of Mountain Dea...
Sure is summer in here
Fucking tripfags
>>699123001
>>699122333
candyass roodypoo
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
>>699122632
FUCK haha i havent thought of that in forever!
>>699123111
>>699123087
pls refer to previous post
origins of giga nigga
well guys I think it's time for a Candlejack Thr
when efg was in almost every thread
I know who moot is
Choklit reign
I was in kindergarten when 4chan was created
since 2004
>Posted in the original cum bottle guy
>Brushie brushie
>Roody-Poo
>France Get
>>699121816
I remember when actual CP was posted frequently.
>>699123670
True old fag needs no proof.
>hugs
No one posting legit material.
Disappointed.
What am I still doing here.
>>699121954
This is an authentic oldfag
>>699123779
thts right when people actually got on the news for shit aswell. remember the kid who blew his house up when he tried flushing a grenade down the toilet?
the first queen, the only queen.
>>699123779
I remember my first time on B. There was a thread that had a gif of an asian child in a bukake sucking lots of men dicks while wearing a swim suit.
>>699120218
>posts a"you have 10 seconds" thread
>instant oldfag, even though he's 12.
kys.
He's not a meme
W.e happened to the guy that got friend zoned by a hooked? Did he ever come back like he said he was?
I've been here since last year, and I'm curious at what point am I an oldfag? Am I faggot? Am I newfag?
>>699124185
You will never be an oldfag. Think of it like generations. Also being an oldfag ain't all that great. You just miss the better days a lot.
>>699124185
Oldfag means your life is permanently ruined by the site. For the record 2007/8 fag here.
Back in my day we cared about the RULES whippersnappers
found the video for this in my old hard drives.
>>699120218
you start :^)
>>699124372
i remember this anonomous. before people started to get all illuminati about it
>>699120218
>(-)
/thread
>>699124372
Samefag here, didn't notice this over all those years but rule 41 "desu isn't funny guys", even though I agree, is a shit rule
right?
remember this one? :D
shoop da whoop
>>699120638
>CS 1.6
>Having nothing to do with 4chin
Go play with your friend out there in the summer
>>699120218
gmask
>>699120975
That's not how it works, newfag
I remember:
Days before captcha
Habo raids
Fuck yeah seaking
Charging ma lazer memes
Popcorn mariachi god I miss him
Teh Rei
Sage goes in all fields
>>699120218
Im here since Friday June 21st 2013
got the date off from the first file i saved from this shitfest
>>699125314
im an old fag and i can say that that is how it works, stfu newfag
>>699125468
i dont think 3 years makes you an old fag
why are id's even gone?
>>699125470
No, it's not. Go away
newfriends
Remember the Boxxy Wars? That shit was tite.
>>699125534
oh well whats your count
Hey /b/ I'm Woll Smoth
We didnt talk about /b/ because we didnt want it to turn into the shitfest it is now. there are a couple other boards like old b though
Milhouse is not a meme
Also people can just look up old shitty memes
>>699121554
Lmao... being this fucking irrelevant to the real world!
Fucking kill yourself, human waste!
How do you old fags have so many pictures for just about every single reaction you want?
How do you categorize them?!
I'm not underage anymore.
fgsfds
cat goddess on a scooter
>>699120638
that mlp thing was only brought in around 2 years ago
Sage
PuddiPuddi was almost 6 years ago. Just think about that.
>>699126469
this
>>699121554
>>2014...
Zero fucks were given
>>699120218
>>699120218
>>699120218
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Moot is a fucking traitor
>>699126134
What boards
>>699120218
too old
>>699120218
Jays on my feet!! Jays on my feet!!
Jays on my feet!! Jays on my feet!!
So get like me!!
>>699121341
you're old
>>699125268
You are a classic fag
â–²
â–² â–²
>niggers
>>699125604
take me back nigga
>>699123946
fuck i forgot about that
>>699120638
Fuck off and suck your friend cock summer fag
>>699122086
>>699126255
>>699126523
You dumbasses fell for that bait like it was goddamn clockwork.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Also moots a candyass
>Inb4 I'm a newfag
>Inb4 I don't know how to Inb4
>>699123954
Bullshit. All hail the one true consort of Mootles.
>>699124023
>This was saved from another post
Learn how to change filenames, bud.
>>699122834
fuck that's infuriating
>>699127212
>>699127261
reminds me of my last year at uni.
K then
>>699127348
Didn't even post that bait but it was obvious as hell. Not only was it obvious, it still somehow managed to lure 3 autistic niggers into looking like complete asshats.
>>699126134
Everyone talked about /b/. The first two rules were just a Fight Club rip off. It was funny. Pretending that shit was ever serious can only be seen as an autism beyond modern capacity for classification. A passing of the event horizon separating wizards from normalcy.
>>699127576
>download.jpg
>>699126469
Amber Lamps
I shit myself the first time the flood appeared in the first Halo
>>699126304
That magical moment when you go from b& to v&
>>699121554
>>699120218
i phreaked
>>699127576
A girl lying in bed surrounded by wet roses.
>>699127850
That's not oldfag. That's before the beginning of fucking time fag, when only captains, wozs and necksleeves roamed the wastes of technology.
Roodypoos tongue my anus
>noko
>>699127655
talking about /b/ in the real world makes you an ultra mega world class wizard of autism
>>699127614
You would think that... except /b/ consist of only yourself and one other person posting everyrhing else (i.e. me).
>>699126398
MLP was late 2010. There was pony on /b/ since 2011.
>>699128078
>talking about /b/ in the real world
>talking in the real world
Being this normal
0
>>699128084
Nah mate, I'm in your imagination.
>>699128084
Why are you arguing with yourself you fucking faggot? And "It's only u and mi lol"? The fuck? Autism?
>>699127986
>newfags can't noko
>>699121872
clearly b8 or an inept newfag
either way lurk moar
>>699121918
if you never stop feeling like a newfag it means you are an oldfag go figure
>>699128139
I was there when /b/ got mad. Only a fleet of horses could out-piss the piss ocean
>>699126469
>>699127714
This was around the time I first started browsing /b/. Within the first few months Epic Beard Man showed up and then the hunt for Amber Lamps begun.
I do not consider myself an oldfag.
>>699128341
I visited rarely since a year or two before MLP. It was fun seeing the massive ass threads hitting caps in just some minutes.
>>699128278
Well that went over your heads.
I love it when Newfags are fagging it up.
>>699128971
>hurr durr yer a newfaj
The ultimate sign of newfagedness
>>699128971
[ please don't respond to complete retards ]
>>699120218
I used IRC when it was new
>>699127655
Maybe in your time, but the only people that i knew that did were people that went to this niche internet cafe
>>699126800
try tor for starters
>>699121994
his name is grinman, newfag
If you remember techno Viking king your old
>>699120685
no one acknowledging this?
not a single oldfag in this thread
>>699120218
>>699120218
>DSFARGEG
>sage goes in all field
>every post is a repost post
>>699122754
whatever this is, I hate it passionately and anyone and everyone involved in it
>>699121181
Nigga keeps stealing my bike
How do I shot web?
>>699120218
>>699120685
>>699129333
It's not even from 4chan you faggot.
I came here in 2008.
I don't know if it's old or still a middle-fag.
>>699129333
Thats because pedobear died
>>699129350
People made bold statements like this, and we laughed, and then argued over pedantic pseudo intellectul bullshit, and caturday'd before fark found out it was a thing, and hunted down cunts that hurt animals on more than one occasion.
/b/ doesn't really have rules. except that one rule.
> not knowing the rule
I discovered 4chan the night Bill O'Reilly lost his shit on camera about someone from 4chan. Don't remember how long ago that was because I've self medicated a lot since then but I think I'm an oldfag.
I LIKE ANIMEEEE
>>699130013
GARUGAMESH!
>>699130013
I like japan PERIOD.
>>699122834
omfg.
Used to watch The Screen Savers and Call for Help on Tech TV
>>699125167
broooo
>>699130210
AN OLDFAG ON 4CHAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOT IN YOUR REAL FUCKING LIFE I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU SO HARD FOR BEING THIS FUCKING STUPID YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.
Snacks fucked a dead whale...
>>699129519
i remember this.
>>699120895
Nice to see someone still remembers the good old finger box
Anyone still have one of these?
>>699120218
I'm not a oldfag
p.s: millenom gurl
>>699120218
I bought the computer which I'm posting from, with my own money i earned from my legitimate job.
So neither a new or niggerfag
>>699130584
i had a few but they got lost over the years. i must order more.
>>699120218
I recall a time where post numbers would be something like >>699120XXX if you weren't in a thread.
>>699120218
Anyone who actually cares about being an oldfag is a newfag
>>699130794
Trying to avoid all this "dubs/trips" bullshit cancer.
>>699120218
pud puddi
before party hats.
>>699120218
Fuck you
>>699130841
>New&summerfag
>>699130841
Sounds like something a newfag would say.
>>699120218
Trolling is a art
>>699130761
What are you on about? How does any of that have to do with how long you've been on /b/?
>>699121554
2014? so your a new fag
>>699130789
Used to have one of these with multiple kinds of wood in the same case. Sold them for good cash back then
People don't sell their's anymore bc of their climbing value
>>699131370
>falling for bait
>>699120218
Pools Closed
>>699130584
I have more than i'd like to admit.
>>699131704
i did, we used to have a local trading circle so we could try and get a diverse grain and stain look and feel.
>>699123992
>first time on B
>B
2 weeks ago?
>>699130660
You MONSTER.
>>699120218
even if i browsed 4chin for 10, 20, 30 fuckin years, i will never be an old fag.
>>699120218
What qualifies as an old fag?
>>699131938
>thinking a CP thread can exist 2 weeks ago.
"Itt new fags don't know how to orange text<"
XD XD XD IM SOOOOO AN OLD FAG KEK LOL
I remember the MLP threads on /b/
ITT we summon moot
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>>699132382
I saw CP a few days ago. Shit goes down immediately, but it will exist.
>>699133394
blyat
>>699133394
â–²
▲▲
>>699133697
fml
I fapped to all of them when it was stickied. Even the boy
Pool was still open when I got here
>>69913397
[triforce]
>>699133840
<greentext> </triforce> </greentext>
>>699120638
I've been here since just before Project Chanology and I'm still not an oldfag. Lurk moar before posting, summerfag.
>>699120218
Don't mind me, I am on my way to page 10.
Puddi Puddi
>>699120975
That makes you a wizard, newfag.
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no
Niggers tongue my anus.
newfag oldfag is a newfag bullshit
actually participating in this shit makes you a new fag
noko, sage, nokosage
Oh shit a sni
Im an oldfag because
>> niggers tongue my anus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wssjKiZxVqg son of cockmongler
>>699134492
Glad you admitted your newfaggotry.
>>699130660
MODSMODSMODS
>>699120218
do you smell
what the rock
is cooking
?
Dubs get
>>699130584
I threw all mine away when the new 500s XL came out... They've gone so downhill in the past year
>>699120218
spider expert
Has anyone seen my ipod
I posted in dub threads before /s4s/
got banned for posting in dub threads
was here for MLP cancer
What was the name of that video with the socks singing that was stickied for like a week
>>699120895
DUDE I REMEMBER FINGER BOXES HOLY SHIT
/i/, old /f/
>>699127289
I'm not even that old
I read about that meme on encyclopedia dramatica like 6 years ago and it was old af then
BTW I'm a grill
